>"In a few hours I'll be hosting an afterparty for my fourth Champions League trophy where we'll be attempting the world's loudest TSUUU, and you can be part of it. Will you accept my invitation?"
>>76292163
>those tom cruise heels
lmao
>>76292237
What's happening on the left side?
>p.s.
>Please feel free to bring your young boys to celebrate with me. I will enjoying giving out free CR17 underpants for all my little heros
>>76292312
Who took the photo?
>>76292347
Why is he using an electric razor with shaving cream?
>>76292347
>>76292375
Holy shit
>>76292339
>this american projecting his pedophilic homossexual tendencies onto cr7 in literally every thread
please seek help
>>76292402
Now that you understand the true reality, you cannot leave.
>>76292163
Only if gay sex included.
>>76292440
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>76292375
>>76292402
He doesn't shave that's why dude had that shit lasered off.
>>76292440
THREE SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
FOUR SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
>>76292535
The fuck
>>76292563
please stop suggestions Ronaldo is a pedofile, we Portuguese are a proud people who value non-sexual physical contact mouth kissing your son is NOT gay molesting
>>76292679
Can confirm. Giving your old man a sincere smoochie is not only lovely but a mighty way of showing true portuguese manliness
>>76292375
it makes the skin smoothier
>>76293078
:) it is cute and friendly not gay pls let us talk futebol
It does not matter anyway, private bedrooms and dad knows best as they say
>>76293179
The fuck
>>76293189
No, it fucks up the razor.
Get it together, João Bruno Andrés Henrí de Ferreira Pereira
>>76293291
>Implying he doesn't just use a brand new electric razor every week
Sorry pal I dont swing that way
>>76293284
>>76293291
>No, it fucks up the razor.
depends on the razor.
you should try it , take a steamy shower, put on some cream and shave it.
>>76293590
No, it explicitly says on the razor handle not to use with gels or foams.
This is an absurd thing to do and I sincerely hope you are just trolling
Only if Badr Hari is there
>>76292163
bora caralho
>>76293715
>implying monkeys know or can afford electric shavers
>>76293715
Are you, by any chance, a retard?
http://www.shavershop.com.au/braun/series-5-wet%2Fdry-electric-shaver-black-with-flex-motion-tec-008005.html#start=1
>>76293786
Well congrats for doxxing Ronaldo's razor but it is still an absurd thing
The whole appeal of electric is that dry shaving doesn't take as long and that it is smooth and has no razor bumps. Having to lather up and wash and apply soothing cream makes it just another razor
>>76294145
every electric razor past 1990 can used with water, sorry if americans don't get new technology
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01FNVGKVI?psc=1.
>>76294193
Can != Should
>>76293179
pretty hot desu