SUPER RUGBY ROUND 15
Blues 34-29 Reds
>Sat 3 June
Crusaders 25-22 Highlanders
Chiefs 46-31 Waratahs
21:45 Brumbies v Rebels, Canberra
23:55 Force v Hurricanes, Perth
BRITISH & IRISH LIONS PILGRIMAGE TO THE HOME OF RUGBY
>Sat 3 June
19:35 Lions v NZ Provincial Barbarians, Whangarei
>Wed 7 june
19:35 Lions v Blues, Auckland
>Sat 10 June
19:35 Lions v Poosaders, Christchurch
>Tues 13 June
19:35 Lions v Highlanders, Dunedin
>Sat 17 June
19:35 Lions v Maori All Blacks, Rotorua
>Tues 20 June
19:35 Lions v Chiefs, Hamilton
>Sat 24 June
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Auckland
>Tues 27 June
19:35 Lions v Hurricanes. Wellington
>Sat 1 July
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Wellington
>Sat 8 July
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Auckland
God save the Queen
Scotland
>STILL no chiefs vs canes on the 9th listed
what the FUCK are you doing
Lions playing like a team that only met a few days ago
How many will the Blues win by on Wednesday do you think?
>They are trying to show their strength here in New Zealand
>nothing happens
Should we just send a NPC team to the next world cup?
rekt
kek
KEK
If only Matt Banahan was in form
>tfw no 6'7" brick shithouse winger
Why the fuck didn't he pass infield?
Laulala has glory hunted twice in 5 minutes now.
Fat cunt Vunipola would never have been able to run back and make that tackle.
Based Faletau
FLOODGATES
>we are 5m into our own territory what should we do
>hold my beer I have an idea
*kicks aimlessly in the mid field*
*return the kick all the way to almost score a 60m try*
WOW so this is the power of the British Isles.
WOW!
WHY DID YOU SLIDE IN ON YOUR BACK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3v1
>>fuck it up
YOU HAD A MAN ON THE INSIDE YOU DUMB SHIT!
Winger should have passed earlier
Gonna ask for my money back on the test tickets I bought. Looks like I got royally ripped off.
>save try
>also dislocate the guys shoulder
Is there anything faletau can't do?
shid 8DDD
Fucking greedy cunt should have drawn and passed instead of going for the solo glory. What a cock.
This match is actual confirmation the allblacks are shit
>>76290594
>NZ casual rugby fans intelligence
It was pretty good defence then. Some real strength to hold him up and not to mention the speed to catch the run aways.
>>76290606
i'll give you 20 bucks for them
>>76290542
FPBP
>>76290612
>>76290612
How?
>the """best"" team in rugby vs literal who's form NZ
Explain how you derived the AB's suck from this?
Leões eating like an icelandic today?
Do you Kiwi lads grow up with stories of the '71 Lions winning team?
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
GO SHEEPIES!!
Kek lmao.
GOATAGO
truly the heart, body, and soul of new zealand rugby lads
>>76290542
KEK retarded brits losing to farmers and various random kiwis off the street
We should just send the womens team out instead of the ABs
HAHAHAAHAHAH
WE NEED HIM
>>76290621
I don't even know why they're called the allblacks they are wearing red shorts ffs
>>76290626
Are you not watching the game? The all(notso)blacks are playing terribly
>>76290633
Literally no mention of any lions tour ever 2bh.
Grew up on stories of the 1920 something Invincible tour of Britain and France though
Gatland jr unironically outplaying Sexton
Based Baabaas lads
Every fucking time
reminder that most of the baabaas have work on monday
Bryn Gatland on All Blacks watch.
>>76290506
Relatives of ours had a wedding. They served cheese and crackers on individual cheese boards for all.
>LOMU'D.COM
>losing to a bunch of carpet salesman and Rotorua taxi drivers
Fucks sake
>>76290655
You know this isn't the all blacks right?
I honestly can't tell if you are trolling or just so casual you can't tell.
>>76290661
Tuesday, mad Monday is a holiday
If you're a Lions fan this must be embarrassing.
I hope Hogg is nowhere near the test team
>>76290661
Tuesday. Monday is Queens birthday
>>76290661
Isn't NPC crowd professional?
>>76290669
That was mike catt memorial trophy worthy
>>76290676
>>76290671
whoops almost forgot lads
>>76290677
No not at all
>mfw good enough to beat the pride of the British isles but not good enough to avoid throwing the all out of play
How do they do it lads?
>>76290661
That'd suck 2bh.
>>76290661
Have to go to school on monday
Fixed
J U S T
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>>76290677
Nope.
>>76290691
How is rugby in Ukraine?
>>76290687
>Good enough to beat the B & I Lions, not good enough to ever get an AB cap
Feel for them 2bh
>>76290691
Monday is a public holiday, they are also all out of schooling
absolute STATE of the lions
Seriously, how on earth is a team that's been together for 5 days putting together set moves that are destroying the Lions?
>>76290691
>based maxim
How's the family lad
Everyone's shitting on Hogg but Joseph's tackling is woeful. He's being cut to ribbons.
>>76290702
Wouldn't say they're moves, just good rugby.
>>76290702
Something something travel
Something something not top team
I still doubt our boys will win. TAB does too
I like Angus Gardner 2bh. Has had a couple of blinders this year but in general a really solid ref
told you te'o would have a good game, lions best players so far
>>76290720
It was @12 not long ago
>>76290729
Best has been better.
>>76290720
Lions paying $31 for 13+ right now, bet the fucking farm on it.
>baa baas still up 7-3 after 30
>>76290729
te'o was shocking in the first 10 mins
>NZ has shit defence
NH needs to apologise to be frank
>not taking the 3
not quintessentially NH lads
>>76290720
The Baabaas conditioning will probably fail them by the 60th min, but if they beat or draw with the Lions it will be poetry
>>76290696
Nobody cares about rugby here. A couple of semi-pro teams. Litteraly zero attention on TV. Our main sports by attention:
1. Soccer
Gap
2. Boxing
Power gap
3. Basketball
4. Hockey
>Warburton
Oh my fucking lels
>>76290538
We're an embarrassment lads
Lions have moved from $1.01 to $1.09 and the Babaas have gone from $15 to $7 kek.
Lmao all blacks are gonna murder these guys
>>76290747
How did you get into it then?
>>76290746
Agree, and once they start going to the bench the little bit of chemistry they have will drop to nothing.
>>76290584
Hasn't been on form for ages lol
>>76290747
Nice to see some unusual foreign flags in rugby threads desu
Surprised more bloc nations aren't into rug desu, thought it would be right up some drunken skinheads ally
Bryn absolutely dominating Sexton
>>76290754
First game. Just a bit wobbly m8.
>>76290756
You spelt Blues wrong. Easy mistake to make when you are thinking about teams that will slaughter a top team, Blues are usually the last team to come into your head.
Lads this is pretty pathetic
ngl
>>76290765
>Ukraine
>unusual in rug
How new are you.
Gatland on fire lads.
(Bryn)
>>76290770
There's sloppy and then there's autism
Leave the Lambs to me
>kiwis have more faith in the lions beating our lads than Brits do
Someone post that Aussie vs England world cup gif of the stands clearing out.
>>76290707
Fine. Because of kind of my work, I have very stable and meditative life.
>>76290781
>>76290778
I hope Warren beats him after the game
>>76290788
Thanks lad, forgot to save it last time
We haven't got a try against the weakest team all tour
We're losing to the weakest team all tour
>>76290538
Unironically I think Gatland should just play the full England squad
Best is a demon at the ruck.
How heavy do you think these britbongs are going to celebrate when they win by 2 points?
>>76290796
It would be a better team 2bh.
In the professional era the lions are a marketing strategy not a competitive team
>>76290793
But it's impossible to do an own try in rugby, at least with current WR laws
>>76290801
The won't at all anything less than a 50+ point spanking is embarrassing.
And literally no one picked that.
>>76290806
banter
>>76290802
Sad but true
>>76290806
Jesus mate he has a family
>>76290813
I've been telling you this for months.
KEK
all that hard work
>>76290773
I was talking generally
But you're right I don't spend much time in rug threads either desu, I like hitting up the divegrass sections
embarrassed lads
>>76290806
HUE
The absolute state of NH Rugby
maybe they should have arrived in NZ a few weeks earlier
Everything going swimmingly lads.
kek
KEK
K E K
>>76290758
I'm a sport sambo/judo trainee desu. In 2011 wanted to begin to watch new kind of sport (after Zedane's lefting soccer in 2006 I finished to watch it). Tried to watch hockey, but it was boring. Then watched Super Rugby final and RWC2011. And now I'm here.
>>76290819
Most people that know anything about rugby has been saying it for years
>>76290825
I-it's just a warm up game right lads?
>>76290806
>impossible to do an own try in rugby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCY6_iyOP5I
HELD UP!
>HELD UP!
HELD UP!
>HELD UP!
HELD UP!
>HELD UP!
HELD UP!
>HELD UP!
HELD UP!
>HELD UP!
HELD UP!
>HELD UP!
Half time stats
>>76290836
Probably not Dinamo or Shahtjor supporter
>>76290824
Leave now and never come back.
>>76290806
Jesus Christ mate that post cut harder than a knife-wielding cokehead in a favela
>>76290831
>>76290831
dont you guys normally play on the try line most of the game anyway? how could you not score?
>>76290844
Sorry, the picture didn't post, so I won't bother.
>>76290842
Is this what started the downfall of Aussie rugby?
Gatland's getting officially exposed
>>76290824
I hate that frogposting juve wog, please stop trying to be like him
>>76290842
>these guys will never be the aussie commentary team for super rugby
Even if Lions win this, I'll expect a personal apology from the NH.
>>76290840
Lions will be competitive on the next 2 tours but only because SA and Aus are a shambles
>>76290860
No based Gatland is executing some great rugby
>>76290860
Literally cucked by his own son
>>76290842
>>76290866
Every >NZ is bad at X meme has been exposed as false
>>76290842
those comms
my sides in orbit
>>76290883
Sean Maloney is sooooo based desu
>loins
gonna be a fun month backing a team that I know wont disappoint me before the wallabies really get rolling on that track
>>76290846
No, I never liked Ukrainian football. Always supported Zidane's teams - Juventus and then Real Madrid.
1- Gatland Jr
2- Faletau
3- Te'o
4- Rest Of Barbarians
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.
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9001- Rest Of Lions
9002- Hogg
9003- Sexton
>>76290874
>I'LL SHOW YOU FOR LEAVING ME DAD
>>76290886
didn't he play for Wigan once
What minute will our boys fall apart?
I'm feeling 64th
3.5: Sinkler
>>76290897
On pitch fight between the two when?
Roger Randle, holy shit blast from the past.
>>76290874
>>76290897
>>HEY DAD LOOK HOW WELL I'M PLAYING
Lions Back 3 fot 1st Test
11. Liam Williams
14. George North
15. Jared Payne
>>76290903
They've never had it together 2bh
Just posting this here >>76276048 if it is (you). Please explain yourself.
Thanks.
>>76290904
He's been very good. On his first test start too.
Can the Baas go the Full 80™ lads?
>>76290912
Reckon Daly at 15 m80
>>76290912
Seymour has looked mediocre
Watson has been alright, defensively at least
Hogg is a fucking meme and would get destroyed against ABs
>>76290850
Na senpai
>>76290911
SHUT THE FUCK UP SON
>>76290912
>14. George North
"No"
Maitland
how much of gatlands half time spiel was about not getting cucked by his son in international rugby?
>Lions
>Losing to a bunch of no name provincial kiwi battlers
>the city of Britain
Just took a massive British and Irish Lions lads AMA
>>76290921
You guys have been right about every meme player so far
First Stander now Hogg
Not sure why I browse the rugby Reddit page sometimes
>>76290919
Forgot about him. He's perfect for the bench though.
>>76290927
>rabid red faced gatland shouting expletives at warburton about how his son isnt on a stretcher yet
>>76290929
Hey be kind. There is at least 2 or 3 Super Rugby hopefuls there. That's worth more than being in a NH National side.
CYMRU
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>>76290927
I want to see a fight on the pitch between them when the lions lose
Hope the Lions lose since it'll be funnier.
>Going for 3 against a mid-week pissup team
top fucking kek
>>76290938
'HEY DAD LOOK ARE YOU PROUD YET'
>Bryn Gatland will singlehandedly destroy the hopes and dreams of every young British rugby fan just to earn a glimmer of attention from his wank father
>>76290948
This is why this game and he blues game are great. "We" win and we get to laugh at the NH, "we" lose and we can shrubs it off because we never expected them to win.
Also when will the first >NZ crowds are mean article be written from the lions point of veiw?
>>76290861
But it's so much fun
>all these marginally late shots on baby gatland
This tour is doomed from the start tbqh.
No combination of players is realistically beating New Zealand in the professional era, no matter how many Sky Sports polls are posted to decide the first XV as if it makes a difference.
Having Gatland doesn't help either.
>>76290966
the funniest possible outcome will be if this baabaa team wins and the blues lose, my mocking of the blues will be neverending
Just woke up. Had a dream the Lonslost 89-17
>>76290958
Next family meal should be fun
Blues will beat this side. And I'll be there.
>>76290918
Holy shit I hope they do.
>>76290973
and yet you still get to pretend that england would beat the abs
>>76290983
dab on camera for me lad
>>76290981
>the lions can score 17 points against any NZ side
nice dream
>>76290966
>"We" win and we get to laugh at the NH, "we" lose and we can shrubs it off because we never expected them to win.
That's sort of how I the tour. I can take the piss out of the Brits but I'm not really interested in doing it to the Kiwis.
>>76290975
Think rieko ioane is going to rape senpai
>tfw Angus Gardner will never free kick you
>>76290983
Me too lad, where are you sitting?
>>76290992
I know :c
>>76290988
I don't dab but I'll pash-cam the missus for you
>>76290973
Ever since the schedule was announced any hope of them taking a game off the AB's was dashed.
BOOMFA
>>76290981
>Dream
B O O M F A
O
O
M
F
A
laidlaw has been alright, good distribution and good kicking game
B U R I E D
>SMASHED EM BRO!
Haley Holt is so fucking hot lads
Boomfa (tm)
>>76290538
When T'eo is your best player at the moment
LOL WE'RE FUCKED
>sexton off
KEK
Romans are more effective to beat barbarians
>>76291028
He's finished.
WORLD CLASS ALUN WYN JONES
>>76290985
England can beat New Zealand at home on the right day, like a 1 in 5 chance, no way they win a 3 game series in New Zealand though.
>>76291003
412 or 415? Can't remember.
WORLD CLASS SUBSTITUTION WORK
The All Blacks should just retire from international competition and play exhibition games like the Harlem Globetrotters.
Should have taken the three desu
fucking hell lions just end it all
stay humble lads.
Would be 52-7 up if launchbury was playing
>>76291047
Lol didn't you guys lose to Ireland?
>>76291037
>England can beat New Zealand at home on the right day, like a 1 in 5 chance
>hes still pretending
wew
>>76291037
Rainy night at Stoke?
this is just a fucking disaster, get webb, tipuric and daly on, we might actually score a try for fuck sake
>Tap penalty
>Run 5m
>Concede penalty
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>50 minutes of rugby played and the weekend warriors are still beating the lions, the best players in all of Britain
K I N O
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>>76291063
Literally the most static team at the moment
>>76290973
>lose to NZ
>blame a NZer
Pottery.
>>76290973
This game is a damning indictment of the Lions concept and it'll only be compounded when they're carved open by the SR sides.
>amalgamation of britain and irelands best players losing to a squad of tradies and students
>>76291059
That was literally an exhibition game
>locks on the wing
>flankers as locks
>props as flankers
>literal who's and new caps everywhere else
>>76291037
They came pretty close to winning the first two matches against the ABs back in 2014 on tour under Lelcaster - I think they would probably have a 1/3 chance under Jones
>>76291071
How did the last lions tour do so well desu
It smells like pizza but it'll be pasta.
only took 50 minutes and the entire bench lads
>>76291041
408 here. I'll wave to you.
>Seymour
>the city of Jonny Sexton right now
>>76291086
god are you all FUCKING AUTISTIC
>after slogging away for 52 minutes the Best of Britain finally score vs a team of who's that will never make it in NZ rugby
Sad 2bh
>>76290538
Lol Farrell in 2 minutes doing more than Sexton in 50
Sexton is literally finished lads, ship him home he's useless, doesn't even provide any bants he's boring
unironically would fuck Farrells boypussy
FUCKING DESTROYED CUNTS
NEVER IN DOUBT
>>76291091
I'll buy you a beer lad
>>76291096
No, we're watching rugby and I'm cooking pasta.
>Farrell
Well Sexton is fucked for the test spot now.
>>76291104
yeah cheers
>>76290538
Sexton if you're reading this from the bench you're a joke
>>76291096
No why.
You ok?
>>76291083
A poor Australia lost it themselves in the first week and fell apart in the last test, with the benefit of fresher players and the maximum amount of time together for the Lions by the end putting a gloss on it.
>>76291096
He does not represent us at all. He was cutting carrots in his bedroom
>NZ not realising the lions are saving their A game for them
No doubt in my mind lions will win the tour comfortably
>>76291121
*dabs at you*
>>76290538
T'eo is just playing well because the opposition is so lol small right?
>>76291083
australia was in shambles inside and out. the wallabies did more to lose it for themselves than anything else
>>76291121
*makes smug face at you*
>>76291114
But rude mate
Leave the lambs to me
Cmon Baabaas
>>76291121
>english
>delusional
all checks out
>Best Lions player is a Kiwi
>>76291104
Sounds good.
>>76291130
Lol fuck off Sexton
>>76291121
Serious or delusional? I can drop dash of elite rugby knowledge on (you) if you want.
>>76290780
Madman predicted it
got a big stiffy here lads
Wonder what the lions think of whangarei
>>76291121
You're a funny guy.
>>76290538
Why are people rating Gatlands son? He's literally a meme against a meme team
>Gatland off
Here we go lads
>>76291138
Based fucking Colgste how's the tartar-busting lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5c2yyP2BUo
WEBB
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>>76291153
I'm sure they'll want to forget it exists.
>>76291158
Because he straight up out classed the best 10 I the Northern Hemisphere.
Give him a few years and he will be starting on a Super Rugby teams which is the equivalent of starting for Wales National side.
Literally about 2 of these 15 players that started today are in the lions first 15. Our A team is 100 times better
Imagine taking 52 minutes to score against the NZ C Team
That frontrow is meant to be the test starters lol.
Could this pathetic Lions performance be in someway Corbyn's fault?
>>76291172
Northland is a paradise mate
here come the students against the professional rugby team lads
>>76291179
undoubtedly
>>76291158
He's been the best player on the pitch against the best our countries have to offer.
>>76291175
>sexton is better than Owen the best 10 in the world farrell
>>76291177
>c team
This isn't the Highlanders lad. At best this is a G side
>>76291177
>C team
there arent enough letters to correctly place this team mate
>>76291175
He's already played for the Blues off the bench lad, and his only competition there is (lol) Ihaia West.
it's honestly kinda funny how dangerous the Baa Baa's look against this team
>>76291177
This is way lower than a C team mate.
>>76291177
>C team
this is their X team, with the Y being a high school team and Z being the otago under 10s
>>76291180
Irrelevant.
It's the stuff of nightmares for Lions tonight.
>>76291179
known Corbyn he'd probably throw in a few mill to develop rugby - all about spending boi
>>76291202
>otago under 10s
keked proper good
>>76291177
>C team
Kek
That's like saying the Sunday league football team from some random British county is the countries C team
>>76291204
Corbyn probably thinks rugby is a posh boy sport, he's a footy lad.
>not wanting Corbyn as prime minister
>>76291195
It shows how deep seeded the NZ rugby philosophy goes 2bh. I hope SA and Aussie are watching, they need this sort of desire to win all they way down to their grassroots.
anyone got a decent stream lads
FUCKING CATCH IT YA CUNT
>>76291213
ARU doesn't give a shit about grassroots. Aus only hope is importing saffas
>>76291210
>Sunday league football team from some random British county is the countries C team
With the quality of the home nations' national teams, it's not a stretch.
some good kicks from webb, he's usually shit at that
Put Aso and Banks on this team and it'd be all over
*dabs*
>>76291211
Considering how much more he wants to spend on education, School sports departments would be ballin and rugby would probably grow
>farrell
>>76291219
It's on the tv m8. Come over I'll make you some tea and give you a hug.
Why does Farrell look like he's having a seizure each time he lines up a shot
Also
AAHAHAJAJAJJA
>Farrlel misses from that range
Is this the power of Gatland?
>Going for points
>Farlel missing
This has really brightened up my morning.
>>Farrell
Anyone else talking to a mate that moved to NZ as a kid from Britain?
Got some solid gold from him 2bh
>>76291242
http://www.livefootballol.me/channels/sky-sports-1-acestream.html
Is Biggar... dare I say... the only competent kicker?
take the points la
Farlel
The Lions may as well tour Japan the next time
>>76291187
(you)
>>76291258
Farrell is literally the best kicker in the world
It's time lads
>>76291270
It's actually Sexton statistically.
>>76291270
(you)
>Big strong no8 bullying the incredibly tiny halfback
My fucking hero.
>>76291264
Why? The even the Sunwolves would clean up against these scrubs.
>>76291251
Not as funny as sexton lol
>No teamkills
>No HEEMs
0/10 compared to the last tour.
>>76291278
I think you misread the word "world" there mate.
Who's the kicker with extreme pre-kick OCD autism routine?
He's my fave.
Gatland isn't even a good coach - he's like the Wenger of Rugby. The Lion's directors are fucking idiots
>>76291296
I assume you mean Biggar
the Lions would unironically have been in the lead the whole time if he was playing
If this was any Super Rugby sides it would be 50+ right now. Even the Blues would be around that.
Are the Lions going to play their A team vs the SR teams in hope of not going 1-6 this tour?
The most dangerous lead.
Has Gatland, dare I say it, been /exposed/?
>>76291307
>Not thinking the Baabaa's can score a 7 pointer.
>>76291302
>Shit talking the next coach of the ever dominant All Blacks
You are lucky to even have him.
>>76291284
we're only one game in lad, plenty of time left
Reminder that Gatland is so shit that Wales came 5th in the Six Nations this year
Miles offside Jesus
>>76291318
Oh no I don't doubt these lads full of /heart/, I just know how good the Blues are at snatching defeat from victories jaws.
*dabs through*
>>76291302
>You now remember all those deluded Welsh cunts screaming how Gatland was validated by scraping a 2-1 win over the worst Aussie side in history
>>76291317
Who, Bryn?
Quite the fucking opposite lad.
>>76291320
buddy...
if it isnt razer then ill be fucking amazed
>>76291336
That wasn't him though
Great to have you all here
>that white chick in the crowd getting BLACKED
Is Bryn's middle name Derwyn?
>>76291349
barely any welsh person rates gatland past 2011
>>76290746
>>The Baabaas still clinging on at 74th minute
Well, how wrong was I.
Not fit to wear the shirt, bunch of shithouses the lot of them
Too many fucking Welsh players eh
>>76291372
As wrong as usual.
>>76291372
I feel slightly a fool as well lad. Boy is my face red.
Lions are getting hilariously offside.
>>76291378
Too many English, you mean.
dab in for a cheeky 81st minute under the posts lads
>>76291392
Shit refereeing 2bh.
>>76291392
or as the all blacks call it 'onside'
Really want the Lambos to win.
>>76291397
2nd best team in the world right now lad you can't deny the team should comprise mostly of them
>>76290538
Come on barbarians!
lads hahaha
>>76291397
The English would have thrashed this miss match of random players.
>>76291378
>>76291397
Not enough kiwis.
>>76291414
haha
>>76291417
>only 1 kiwi
>only a 1 try lead
Hmmmmmmmmmm my almonds are activating
Safe to say, rugby was the winner on the day lads.
>>76291403
I've never liked Gardiner but the SH lads ITT never stop praising him. He was awful in the England - France game this year in the 6 Nations.
>>76291415
>>76291415
Any team that isn't a scratch side would have.
moral victory lads
Boooooo
imagine having to implement time kill tactics against a team of weekend warriors
>barey beat the Barbarians as the majority of the worst Lions in recent years
>celebrate like you've won the world cup
>English players
well that was shit
>>76291432
Exactly senpai
>>76291430
A scratched together Chiefs side thrashed Wales. I wouldn't be as sure as you about that 2bh.
gg Baabaas
*dabs slightly in Lions' general direction*
Should have stayed in bed .
Which nation's players had the shittest performance?
>when you beat the NZ G team and have to feel "relief"
>>76291456
NZ fucking losers lmao
*does post match haka*
>>76291456
The UK's.
>baabaas captain sounding disappointed they didn't win
Kek, the absolute state of Engerlel
>>76291456
England
>>76291456
Individuals were shit rather than nations
Sexton & Hogg biggest culprits
>>76291430
I think that's just me.
He has been ref some terrible games and has managed to make them flow while also being fair.
He also takes no shit from players at all like all refs should.
Well that was shite
Alright seriously,
what the fuck actual sports are these softcocks good at again?
Will New Zealand Provinces ever recover?
>>76291465
This 2bh. NZ rugby is fucking done.
>>76291449
>I wouldn't be as sure as you about that 2bh.
Yeah, forgot the Baabaas are a scratch side too.
Incredibly embarrassing for the Lions.
>>76291490
they're a bit stressed out because it's exam time in a couple of weeks
>>76291489
>Divegra-
.....
Oh yeah
Welp, that's it lads. We lost the big one. Again.
I fucking give up. I'm done.
Can't take this anymore, literally cannot deal with the NH banter
Fuck.
>>76291489
>1-0
Win a game before you start chatting shit m8
>>76291506
D E N T I S T
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UNBEATEN BOIZ
>>76291512
BWAHAHAHA
oh shit please be here for the tests
>>76291525
>0 (ZEBO) WINS
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
been pretty sure the lions would turn up for this tour and surprise people
but that match wasn't a good sign considering what's to come
>>76291523
gg 2ez
hey NH...this is what I think
*does dab with middle fingers raised*
haha yeah that's right
>>76291525
Did Nina ever find out about /rug/?
Hey guys stop bullying England. They may not be good at anything, but they try their best.
>>76291535
BOOMFA
>>76291536
I never told her, no
>>76291537
England and Wales deserve it.
More Scottish players and the scoreline would have been very different and the Lions would have had at least a 20 point lead by half time.
>>76291537
It's 4 countries you dullard.
looks like the baabaas went the Full 80™ lads
can you?
>>76291523
I wish my brothers bosses builder could say the same.
>>76291550
I've been edging for the last 2 hours m8
>>76291550
Just went a Full 80 Seconds™ on your mum lad
>>76291523
I wish my mums fathers accountant could say the same.
Overheard in the crowd at Toll "Why isn’t Susan Boyle playing?”
Top kek.
>>76291553
>You now realise that these players will go back to their homes with the memory of this crushing defeat
>All their family and friends will know it
>This will happen across the entire nation
Will this break New Zealand as a country? We're playing on levels they can't even comprehend
>>76291523
I wish my workmates plumbing contractor could say the same.
>>76291575
I feel for them I really do. Domestic abuse and suicide rates all over the country just went sky high.
>>76291086
It looks like shit but it will be shit.
After that game my predictions for the Tests have changed i'm going...
>Lions 21 NZ 17
>Lions 15 NZ 10
>Lions 35 NZ 21
Just want to say I'm really proud of all our Kiwi "Cuzzies" ITT, who are brave enough to still post. Thanks guys, it's nice you're so accepting of your loss today.
*farts*
*coughs through your interview*
>all this coughing
Is Gatland kill?
>gatland already choking on tv
Is >the lions will won by 50 points anon still around?
Thoughts on the game? Also anyone that has said >Super rugby has no defence want to add their comments?
What I really want to know is have you eaten you hat yet?
Suck on that nz
100% winning record
>>76291636
>super rugby has no defence
None of these lads were super rugby players though.
Check mate.
>>76291636
Still here AMA
>>76291641
Best Gatland plays for the blues.
>All Blacks will now get over confident and be surprised when the Lions come out of the blocks all guns blazing
Just as we had planned
>>76291641
>TV execs prevent them getting contracts for SR because their defending will stop basketball rugby and lose plebby SH viewers
Damn...
>>76291654
No, they will wank on about respecting them ect, first match will sill be a full strength (baring injuries) team. Once we win that we will get a little cocky and have a couple of fresh caps off the bench. After we win that we will have some new caps starting. And then, exactly then, not a moment before and not a moment later is when you go all out. And when you lose that game you blame the schedule as you had planned over a year ago when you started you seething damage control for this tour.
No need for seething damage control lads. You won.
>>76291546
I don't follow rugby like I used to, but doesn't Scotland suck?
>>76291689
kys
>>76291654
>lions playing 6d mahjong this whole time
>>76291689
Scotland have never not sucked m8.
>>76291689
they're on the up. Not as good as Scottish fans would have you believe, but they seem to be moving out of the mid-late 2000s shitty period.
>>76291689
Are the Lions lulling NZ into a false sense of security by being incredibly shit at rugby lads?
Crotty out for Lions tour?
>>76291709
This has been their master plan from all the way back in 2011. How did we not see this coming.
>>76291711
yes
>>76291711
Top level All Blacks will be rested anyway.
>>76291709
>>76291717
Someone kill these lads before Hanson gets wind of the plan.
Done.
Sauce is very flavourful and the garlic bread is supremely crunchy.
>>76291736
Looks like someone took a massive Welsh and put brie on top m8.
>>76291735
I have already set message by our fastest method, no expense spared.
I just hope the homing pigeon makes it and isn't intercepted.
>>76291736
Truly a culinary masterpiece
>>76291736
what's going on in that bowl lad
And did you put any herbs in the garlic butter? Not seeing much evidence of it
>>76291745
>not homing wood pigeon
Missed opportunity tßh.
>>76291736
>Taking an entire rugby match to prepare and cook this garbage
Sort your life out M7+1
>>76291736
I changed my nieces nappy about a year ago and I swear to God it looked exactly lie that.
>>76291689
Yep.
>this triggers the scotchman
>>76291761
Please tell me she's 18
>>76291736
You better not be the guy I'm meeting for a beer at Eden Park on wednesday
rate my dinner lads
>>76291776
10/10
Improved their test chances
>Moriarty
>Faletau
>Watson
>Te'o
>Tipuric
>Faletau
Did their chances no favours
>AWJ
>Best
>Warburton
>Laidlaw
Just fuck my fucking shit up
>Sexton
>Hogg
>Henderson
>>76291772
No. I live in Hamilton
>>76291776
300% better than the shit in a bowl with cheese above
>>76291772
I don't serve slop m8.
>>76291789
it all makes sense
>>76291789
This can't be true, your dinner isn't a crate bottle of Waikato Draught
>>76291776
I wish it were swimming in dark gravy tßh.
Rate my dinner lads.
>>76291789
>lives in Hamilton
>peels carrots in bedroom
>eats slop
Yep it checks out lads.
>>76291772
Did you seriously organise a date through /rug/?
Are we invited to the wedding?
>>76291823
You can't make this shit up.
Brumbies vs Rebels to decide who gets chucked out of super rugby.
> ALB
> Moala
> kekitoa
> $BW
> midfield 'depth'
hehe nothing personal aigbs
>>76291848
lol are they considering chucking the brumbies
>>76291872
Merging them with the rebels would be a more accurate explanation.
>>76291863
You missed 4 or 5 other players that could just walk into the Lions starting side
>>76291888
>merge the rebels and brumbies
whats the name?
stallions?
Tired of this skygo fucking GARBAGE
Anyone got a stream?
>>76291899
Cowboys
>>76291899
Brumbles.
>>76291899
The Bumbles
>>76291918
more like the Bum Bulls
>>76291899
Redbums
Will he be elite lads?
>>76290842
Shouldn't that be a drop-out?
>>76291770
She's 18. I'd know, I'm his brother.
>>76291810
solid choices
>>76291770
Yeah about 18 weeks
>>76291776
Where the fuck is the gravy? You southern nonce.
>>76291992
Nice cup
>>76291982
that's hot
BRU 11-3 half-time post slags
>>76291899
Horse thieves
>>76291899
Crusaders.
>13-7
what the fuck. thank god I was on the drink last night and slept in. Not even gonna read the thread jesus christ
>>76292056
Whered you find this pic of me?
>>76292102
Lads went pretty light tßh mate.
>>76291823
why are people from hamilton so disgusting lmao
>>76292102
Lions are undefeated la
NZ on seething damage control
>>76292105
Your myspace page
>>76292117
Know a lassie whose middle name is Hamilton
>>76292134
She the town bike?
fresh bread
>>76292138
>>76292138
>>76292138
>>76292134
Does the have chlamydia?
>>76291992
Someone took a watery British and Irish lions on your chips.