How hard will he choke tonight?

There was to be a metric above Choke, like idk Hang or something

If digits he scores 2 goals

>>76289783
he's practiced eating a great deal, I think he knows how not to choke

Rips off his jersey to reveal a Napoli kit underneath and on the mic gives the ol' "It was me all along Turin, it was me all along"

>>76289871
juve smarks would be SEETHING

>>76289783
Sarah Vandella's Throated scene

Pipita, please
just once, please score
just PLEASE.

>>76289878

"Real Madrid and Higuain are taking Juventus apart! Where are the refs? Someone has to stop this"
"Bawh gahd, I cannot believe Higuain turned on Juve, as God as my witness someone has to stop this man!"
"We told you all night that all hell was gonna break loose tonig-"

*Pogba's music hits*

>>76289783
He won't.

He will score 2 (two) goals.

Screencap this post.

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Gon-za-zero

>>76289871
It's not another kit. He is just fat.

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>>76289999
Check'd

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>mfw Mansuckdick hat trick

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>>76289999

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>>76289999
oh boy

2-2 draw, Juve lose on penalties after piggy skies is.

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The only thing he will be choking on is the victory pizza after the match

>>76289990
Just sub him off.

>>76289999
Nice digits

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>>76290932

>worked shoots

Nah cunt

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have to

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>slips

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>>76289999

The Menes are so strong in him that I am afraid he kills RM in a >TORRES fashion way