/HEEM/ PRIDE Never Die

Everyone is in here

>>76288983
>>76288983

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Today, I will remind them

i guess this is the thread

Is rockhold a confirmed sandblaster?
https://youtu.be/FyAhuaRed4Y

>>76289149
>sandblasting
Makes me kek everytime

>>76289144
Did that white boi just heem himself?

>>76289144

hes dead now

>>76289144
Heem permaheem'd

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I guess we are here now?

/heem/ bless

>>76289466
what

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Someone got the other thread deleted!

>deleting the Elpresador thread
what a fucking joke

>deleting a thread with 80 posts

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Tfw i wait my yous and op is too faggot and deletes hes thread.

>>76289474
>>76289475
leave this thread you aspies

>>76289149
>we will never see Jones vs. Rockhold

jdims

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>>76289476
to be fair, that thread was going off the rails

watch the spam begin because aspie's thread got deleted

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>>76289489

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>>76289483
I'd rather not

>>76289476
it was 90% one guy

>>76289492
Seems like a legit question

>literal whos on the main card

Should I even make picks? I already know they're gonna fuck it up.

>>76289509
yes

>>76289498
it was the >>>/asp/ OP and you idiots followed him

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>>76289497
Michael Dukakis

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>Just can't wait to get out there in da otagon and show de ufc de world who I am you know go out der do the damn ding get it done

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>>76289492
what about jerking off to wmma? only live fights though

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>>76289513
Who is to say I didn't make this thread too?

I have back ups in place at all times.

We have many eyes, ears, and ducks on the ground

>>76289513
if he's been spamming heem for a year straight and he's 30% of every thread, he's not really asp any more, he is heem. we're the retards for staying in a place that is majority spam from one guy

>>76289542
which guy is it though?

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>>76289555
this guy
>>76289539
>>76289517
>>76289496

>>76289555
probably you, maybe me, there's no way to know. thats the point

>>76289539
>Who is to say I didn't make this thread too?
because i made it you mandrama loser
>>76289542
he's literally here with the intent of shitposting, it's sad how dedicated he is

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>W-where's Waldo lmao

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Who is your favorite female fighter? No jesting, in all seriousness.

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>>76289569
For me.

I don't have one.


.
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The gang is all here ;)

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Does anyone else here not watch the fights themselves at all? I just watch the highlights and listen to UFC Tonight videos and regurgitate their analysis. Almost no one ever actually disagrees with me.

Haha!

for me it's jose losing in embarrassing fashion

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>>76289596
BLESS

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>>76289599

For sure my man, losing in embarassing fashion is a beast, 100%

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>>76289597
I listen to TFATK because I'm a Callen fan.

I was never a fan of mma. I just really like Schaub.

I watch Raw and Smackdown. I'm more of a pro wrestling fan myself.

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>>76289069
bless you

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>>76289615
Most people here are, they just like to shitpost about it because of memes.

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As if the rest of this thread wasn't proof enough

PEACHES

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>>76289634
That's enough out of you

hah, finally figured out how to filter the img_xxxx images, welcome back comfy heem

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>>76289633
Figures.

tbf I'm looking forward to this more than Aldo fight.

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>>76289634
Do not associate me with these people.

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>>76289069

>>76289638
YA CANT BE MY FRIEND

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>>76289642

eugene s robinson

>>76289645
post the non shooped version

putrid thread

Bisping's Daughter.

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>>76289642
bUT who IS your FAAVORITE feMale FiGHTeR?

>>76289675
stop posting this you nonce

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>>76289645
Looks like hes spamming shaub so he can get all shaub posts in this thread banned

>>76289704
Yup.

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>>76289698

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>>76289698
Balor
Miz
Bliss
Hardyz
Neville
Rich & Sasha

There are 329 image hashes in the pastebin

The state of your life bud

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>>76289698
Balor
Ambrose
Hardy Boyz
Aries
Dar

>>76289719
its already bumped up another 5 in this thread. i only started a month ago and im only on heem a few hours/day. he spams quite a lot so it builds up fast

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>>76289730
Do you think creative will put Shevchenko over Nunes at 213?

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>>76289698 #
Reigns
Miz
Bliss
Hardyz
Neville
Rich & Sasha

>>76289730
is it docky?

>>76289704
At least you have the /int/ extension and can see it's not me that spams. Wish others could see too.

>>76289754
there's no difference between your posts and his tho. so you are still spam. it cant be spam when he does it and not when you do it

>>76289770
I don't even spam though. Large majority of my posts aren't about Schaub and don't use Schaub pics. I just respond to people that insult me and Schaub.

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>>76289698
Samoa Joe
BECAUSE IM AWESOOOOOME
Bliss
Cesaro and Sheamus are getting put over HARD
Austin Aries
Doam Nar and Flicia Aox

I might change my picks depending on who Zane and Connor picked

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imagine trying to explain heem to someone

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>>76289800
Imagine trying to explain posts like this.

>tfw non of my boys are fighting on 212 and I could just sit back and relax when watching the fights

Anoybody else know this feel?

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>>76289698
Reigns 100%
le wacky man
Bliss
Hardyz
Neville
Rich & Sasha

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>>76289803
Imagine trying to come out to your dad but he doesn't understand what you're trying to say because of severe CTE

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>>76289698
Reigns
Miz
Bliss
Hardy Boyz
Neville
Rich and Sasha

>>76289770
>>76289780
please fuck off forever, you fucking zit-faced teens are ruing /pol/ by shitting up every thread with gossipy bullshit.
None of us care about your shit.
Fuck off.

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>>76289808
I guess?

>>76289808
Yeah can't say I have any boys on this card, honestly pretty shitty card for a PPV. Main event is good and the other fights could be spicy but not many fights with any sort of meaning you know what I mean? Can't really see this card having a major effect on the rankings outside of the main/co main

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>>76289818
>implying Schaub has CTE
Not even going to acknowledge what you said about his son.

>>76289831
I know we joke around a lot on here but Schaub seriously does have CTE and its only going to become more obvious as the years go by. The man took some significant head trauma.

>>76289818
kek do you think tiger shob is going to get KO'd as quick as his father when slobs cte gets the better of him and he starts beating his stupid family for interrupting him during a marketing rant?

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>>76289754
>>76289770
Its true. The only time you would notice is when coral springs posts an image of shaub. He talks mma and shitposts like the average heem poster. For a long time i just thought it was him arguing with himself but now i can see its the spammer that imitates everyone.

>>76289853
considering Tiger can't even make the atomweight minimum yeah I think even Schaubs rudimentary striking would put his lights out easy

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Mad cuz ur dads a fan?

Haha! I love Schaub!

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Just do the damn thing

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>>76289846
He didn't take significant head trauma. He was only knocked out twice. He retired relatively young and didn't take excessive and unnecessary head trauma like Bigfoot or Frank Mir.
>>76289854
Thanks for standing up for me bro. I do have good intentions and a kind heart. I mean no harm around here.
>>76289853
This is just sick.

>>76289704
>tfw based gastelum heems cowboy, infowartard, and le all american roider
based

>>76289830
Does brazil even have PPV? Do they get it for free like Europe? Why would WME ever do a PPV without any popular north american fighters?

>>76289869
we know it's not you springsbro, schaub bless

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>>76289869
>He was only knocked out twice.
you sure about that bro?

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>>76289876
He didn't fight Cowboy

>>76289883
>Do they get it for free like Europe
gtfo euros get free PPV's?

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/Famous/

>>76289893
shit that was masvidal, I'm not racist I swear!

>>76289892
If we are talking out cold and not TKO, I'd say Big Nog and Roy fights he took significant damage. Browne and Rothwell fights were stopped perfectly.

>>76289869
He's admitted to going full bore with Carwin in the gym constantly and took a ton of shots to the head in football growing up. Schaub is going to eat a gun in order to quell the pain in his head inside of a decade.

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fuccin comfy

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Does Max stand a chance?

>>76289866
kek

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>>76289909

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>>76289910

Yea

>>76289894
Im pretty sure? Most streams for PPVs are on BTsports2 which is like ESPN. Not free but not 60$ per fight

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>>76289909
wew, thought i was the only one

>>76289910
Of making it to decision? Sure.

>>76289907
He didn't play pro and he was a tight end/fullback. They don't necessarily receive the most head trauma. The amount of hate and vitriol in your posts is palpable. You really need to chill out. Throwing around suicide like it's a joke or something.

>>76289909
No one cares. Stop encouraging more shitposting faggot

>>76289939
i hear japan gets cheapest ppv's...

>>76289945
The only joke is Schaub's selfishness in bringing a child into the world that he won't be around to raise.

>>76289945
I think it's time for bed young man

>>76289907
If shaub didn't play football he might of had a better chin desu. Football fucks your brain up good

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>>76289959
is that a dick joke? s)c) haub does't like dick jokes ;)

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holy fugg
>https://youtu.be/xoBSkjQmtLc

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who is your most favored male mma fighter?

>>76289991
*scrambles to pastebin*

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>>76289980
>HGH head

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>>76290012
THIS

>>76289910
I think he does have a pretty good shot. Other than Conor, Jose has faced a string of grapplers. The last time Jose beat a fighter with a striking base was Lamas in February of 2014. Max is peaking in the same way Cody is. Say what you will about Pettis being past his prime, but picking him apart in striking the way Max did was super impressive. The way Max moves and his high output, I feel Jose is going be forced to be the aggressor. I think Max can win on points by being busier.

>>76290024
Lamas is a grappler

>>76289967
Do you honestly believe Schaub won't be a functional human being within the next decade? He's raking in loads of cash right now. Seems pretty competent to me. He will leave Tiger millions of dollars.
>>76290030
Yeah I messed up. Meant TKZ August 2013. Even that fight was not a dominant victory. Jose kinda went on autopilot mode.

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She's back!

You guys think Aldo might go for a sub?

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>>76290076

>>76289846
i heard he told his brain cells for sure lose my number

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>>76290082

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>>76290081
Haven't heard Brandon's thoughts on it yet. I'll let you know

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Do you think I'm just gonna sit there and not succ you, Jon?

>>76290092
Schaub actually picked Holloway to win.

>>76289975
I think you're right bro. Gonna head out. Don't miss me too much while I'm gone.

>>76290107

Right, bet the house on Aldo then

>>76290117
You'd be dirt poor if you bet against Schaub's picks.

>>76290110
goodnight bro, CTE dreams

>>76290117
He also picked Arlovski over Ngannou if memory serves

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>>76290121
Okay that was clever. I'll give you that one. Peace.

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I wanted to wait until Mighty Mouse stopped streaming, because this is an autistic general.

But he's shook of TJ, someone asked "how do you feel about Dana's comments on you vs TJ" and the guy was muted instantly (by either him or a mod)

I mean when he read the that post he stopped right before saying TJ's name.

S H O O K
H
O
O
K

>>76290153
I feel borg isn't ready, but would rather tj fights joeB, but they are buds and joeB is injured,

just for TJ to defend 2 times after he wins. borg and DJ rematch or joeB fight are both fair

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>>76290153
Maybe it's because he get's asked that question 100 times a day and he's already publicly stated his stance on the fight

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>>76290164

>Banned for asking

Ironically he's literally answered "How do you feel about Conor McGregor" every 10 seconds

>>76290153
>>76290161
>>76290164
might mouse wants to lock up the title defenses record because in his mind it's super important to his legacy

rather than go risk/reward and actually try to make some cash and challenge himself

he just wants to roll through two people who arent ready for a title fight

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*mentions your mom*

>>76290195
if tj misses weight then what?
if tj wins, then fights cody and wins, then never fights at 125 again then what?

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*mentions your nan*

>>76290203
>hqLow-key.jpg

>>76290205
>if tj misses weight then what?

then get paid show money and go back to defending your belt against the next nameless contender on a Fox card?

>if tj wins

so the "p4p goat" would seriously weigh the possibility that TJ beats him at 125lbs when making this decision? KEK

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*shoots for a single*

>>76290278
no, its not if tj wins. its if he wins and abandons the division. do you think they're just going to let mighty mouse go back to smashing the entire division? it'll be even worse than now because we know he's not the real champ. if cody goes down its a different story because he can make 125 and is an actual personality and draw but chancing all of this for tj is bullshit

mighty manlet fucking sucks, hope he gets stripped of his fake belt

>>76290306
>do you think they're just going to let mighty mouse go back to smashing the entire division?

you act like the UFC/WME doesn't want this fight when they're the ones trying to make it

the only thing Mighty Mouse is chancing is a loss, which shouldn't even be a possibility for him at his own damn weight class for a "p4p goat." tj is a former champ who lost an incredibly close fight, dominated since, has said he could make 125, and would generate 20x the interest of the Borg fight even if the total interest is still "not great"

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>>76289698
ROMAN
DEAN
ALEXA
HARDY BOYZ
ARIES
SWANN & BANKS

Mishka va Cesar Millan

Who takes it?

>>76290334
he's chancing a loss in every fight . thats not what im saying. what im saying is giving tj a title shot at a weight he's never made is fucking over a division just like what happened with 155 and 145. obviously the ufc doesnt care about fucking up divisions. mighty mouse is aware of this and doesnt want any parts of it. if he were fighting conor then it might make sense but its fucking tj dillashaw. its not worth it

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>>76289808
>Anoybody else know this feel?
Nah. When My boy Frankie was fighting at 211 against Yair, everything was fine.
Loved watching Yair get BTFO.

>>76290127
le run away from romero man

>>76289895
/Filtered/ ;)

>>76290205
that would be a good argument if the guy he wants to fight missed weight multiple times before.

nice try

>>76290369
i mean that still boils down to mighty mouse worrying he might lose the fight, which shouldnt factor into his thought process at all if we are to believe like he does that he's the p4p best. TJ is coming to HIS weight class ffs

of course if TJ comes down, blows him out, and never fights 125 again it fucks up MM's legacy, but that's what makes it intriguing and why it would earn him more

Do your casual friends know who Mighty Mouse is?

>>76290369
he bitches about not making money this whole time and when dana offers him a fight with ppv money he says no?

he's a fucking pussy, you see how he tried to bash ronda right after the duck? trying to change the narrative, he's just as manipulative as all of them.

>>76290432
i bet you i could ask the 40+ floors of my office building and get maybe 5 people who know him

there's only 1 person in my whole department who even casually follows MMA

>>76289644
The match is going to be a boring shite where everybody waits for Jeff to jump of the top of the cage. The Hardy brothers are so banged up they can't even walk properly anymore

>>76290432
>he has friends

>>76289698
Balor
Miz
Bailey
Cesaro
Neville
Swann

>>76289931
Based Momoa

im staying up as long as possible so when i wake up tomorrow it's closer to FITE TIME

what makes it so hard to check aldo leg kicks?

i havent seem him put on a leg kick clinic in a while so i'm sleeping on them

>>76290667
what you staying up with? im looking for a movie to watch and replaying just cause 2 because my pc is too shit to run just cause 3 at the moment

>>76290295
*barks*

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>>76290076
MY FUCKING DICK

>>76290667
Listen up dork dont waste your time watching the fights go watch the rocks new movie; Baywatch. It's gon get #litty

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>>76290203

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>>76289069
REEM HAS TAKEN THE SAME SHIT THEY GIVE TO PITTBULLS HAT MAKES THEIR FUCKIN HEADS GROW

DISGRACE, JUST A FUCKIN DISGRACE

NO WONDER STIOOPEEEC BEAT HEEM, HE HAS DAT IMMIGRANT MENTALITY

>>76290905
live mma of some kind, grounded knees to the head, elbow gloves, ring, chinese dimebag ring girls and cans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcN0yspdSOc&feature=youtu.be

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>>76289931
based momoa working the aldo marks

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>>76290076
Her face looks fuller than previously, bet she's got thiccer
>>76285244
JJ gone back on the retirement question so many times that nobody knows the answer anymore. She wanted to retire before she moved to Florida but ATT reinvigorated her career it seems. I don't think she will walk away until 2019 at least

>>76290740
Why is Chuchesta preparing to chokeslam that bodyguard?

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>>76290953
nice post

>>76289931
>pls watch my movie tho

>>76290953
They are kids wtf

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>>76291234
you gotta problem?

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>>76291256
What r u gonna do when gomrades Murr and Doom gonna take ur burger in name of islamic gommunism :DDDDDD

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>>76291234
thats how you raise warriors

>>76291256
that makes it better

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>>76291256
YEA I GOT A FUKIN PROBLEM

Imagine fighting cro cop in his prime

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>>76291480

>>76291480
When he was fighting pro wrestlers who were taking a dive? Well gee, not sure if I could act well enough to make a dive look legit.

>>76291496
I wonder if people taking dives are responsible for many flawed pride fighters who fail to understand mma, because things worked that shouldn't have

>>76291496
t. Hoost

>>76291509
Could you give an example of who
>>76291524
I hope you're not trying to deny it. Because if you like to think crocop was a god in his ''prime'' then how come he couldnt beat a prelim fighter in the ufc which was literally around the same time

>>76291566
Broomy Sweepy is a tough match up for him, 100% my man, for sure

>>76291607
Well Schaub´s second fight in the ufc was against crocop and he ko´d him like nothing. Before that Crocopu was fighting legends in Pride

Really made me portion some thoughts

How many bongs until first 212 fight?

>>76291667
12 bong
37 bings

>>76291683
God damnit

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WHO /WU SHU/?

>>76289644
Can someone shoop Broken Matts face over some shaub images?

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rory

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>>76292218

>>76289069
what race is overeem? looks like a thai ladyboy here

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>>76292384
Half British

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>>76292384
100% english with a single drop of dtuch

>>76290052
And got a finish over him so how is that different? If anything it should mean he has a better shot since he always went to decison against grapplers

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i got 1k on this

>>76292632
>karolina

nigga better give me that 1k

someone wake picksguy

>>76292644
I'll come to Poland and suck your dick if I win buddy

i hope you may repay me with various cured meats and antipasto

Holloway won't be so blessed when Aldo makes him look like an amateur

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>>76292651
Here I am bro

Featherweight José Aldo (c) vs. Max Holloway (ic)
Women's Strawweight Cláudia Gadelha vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
Middleweight Vitor Belfort vs. Nate Marquardt
Middleweight Paulo Borrachinha vs. Oluwale Bamgbose
Welterweight Erick Silva vs. Yancy Medeiros

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>>76292696
Aldo
Kowalkowitz
Marquardt
Borrachin
Medeiros

Thanks a lot for taking the picks brother, Schaub bless

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>>76292696
Aldo
Gadelha
Belfort
Paulo
Yancy

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>>76292696
damn this exclusive bro

Holloway
Kowalkiewicz
Belfort
Borrachinha
Medeiros

>>76292667
Do you have to win all those picks to get the cash ? I got a dry feeling in my dick if so

>>76292809
Yep, heem exclusive. Nobody gives a damn about pickspergs picks anyway its just a bunch of dudes samefagging 90% of the picks

I'm guessing Vitor's physique was horrible since he didn't get undressed at weigh ins

>>76292632
>Spicely subbing ACJ

really made me think there

>>76293044
it has been for a while now, there is literally no need to get undressed at weigh ins.

>>76293044
why do you fags want to see his body so much? go back to prowraslin

>>76293056
t. manly UFC fan

lmao pathetic

>>76293044
why do you want to see a guy get undressed you some fuckin homo?

>>76293052
True, but if you have a rocking body you'd want to show it off to your opponent, fans in the audience and that one thirsty official.
On the flip side if your body looks like it's been ravaged by testosterone withdrawal you might wanna hide that

>>76293094
everyone knows what Belfort is gonna look like desu, its not like he is going to turn unto TRTor over night.

>>76293104
it's just sad at this point, they should allow him to wear the waterson reebok shirt and then release him to rizin.

dana is being a dick by making him fight again after this.

>>76293132
>dana is being a dick by making him fight again after this.

Dana isn't making him do anything.

First, Vitor said that it was his retirement fight. Then he backtracked and said it was his last fight in the UFC and that he might go to somewhere like Bellator. Dana just said that he has another fight on his contract after this fight so he can't go somewhere else but he can retire.

>>76293158
I'm saying just let him go crush cans and roid.

>>76293199
yeah i wouldn't mind that but he probably just needs to retire.

>>76293211
I agree but we both know that aint happening

>>76289808
I have to pick a boy for each fight, usually the uglier guy.

>>76289808
Yeah, I get way too nervous when one of my boys fights.

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>>76290393
based

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>>76289808
tfw your boy loses and you get angery then you realize picking makes watching mma less fun

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There is no way max survives on the ground being a blue belt.

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>>76293456
Cruz and MM are white belts. get with it. Holloway still has great submission grappling.

mfw Aldo gets clipped in the fourth and finished

>>76293580
>clipped by Holloway

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Someone better hold me back before I heem every here.

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Will he win?

>>76293764
lol he's been replaced by an actually solid Croat

>>76293742
He does have the ability to rock people pretty well.

Rocked Cub, Lamas, Pettis. Finished some fights.

Despite how he looks, he has power

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>>76293764
>tfw no qt heavyweight champ from your country

>>76293789
Shut up goof hes a true american

>>76293795
>rocked by Holloway

Who is your favorite female fighter other than Lithuania?

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>>76293819
>blessed by Holloway

>>76293801

At least u got qt striking goblin and KK.

>>76293802


Like we say about the blacks down here, "a dog born in a stable is still not a horse"

>>76293456
Aldo has only one true submission win (two but one is due to soccer kicks) in his career and Holloway is much better than your regular black belt plus he has great TDD.

>>76293890
>Holloway is much better than your regular black belt
He really isn't

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>>76293861
I'd rather have the baddest man on the planet than the best girl and a bunch of goofs, to be honest with you family

>>76293907
stop avatar fagging with pictures of that horse you blithering zilch.

>>76293795
>He does have the ability to rock people
Everyone does, even a dude like cole can rock people

>not having your boy as the fighter that looks most like you so you can pretend its you

>>76293932
If Holloway rocks Aldo, it's his fight thenceforth. Aldo will become timid, confused, and later gassed.

>>76293930
>>76293930
>zilch
stop being an aspie with that quirky word

Max will DELET Aldo

>>76293953
I think it's more likely Aldo rocks Max

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>>76293861
Couldnt expect a less retarded analogy from the braindead croat

Newsflash: American identity is not based on ethnicity. The only thing 'croatian' about stipe is his name. Hes as american as it gets accept it goofball

>>76293906
sorry meant blue belt as in his rank doesn't accurately reflect his skill

>>76293955
>stop being an aspie with that quirky word
literally cringed

>>76293953
Aldo will definitely gas in championship rounds. Holloway puts out volume on the feet. most likely Aldo wins rd 1, maybe 2 and tries to coast like usual then it's Max's opportunity

>>76294023
Dockbro what do you suggest we do about these very low income braindead slavs? They keep posting like their opinion matters and I can't filter flags.

No matter what happens I won't be watching the fights. If I'm alive tomorrow I will be making fun of you for getting predictions wrong.

>>76294041
i'm poor and i've literally never been to the west coast of the USA i don't know you'll have to ask the real dockbro

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>>76294053
Just pretend you fuckin goof you fucked this whole thing up

>>76294067


>being a reserve-german

>>76294022
No worries
But Aldo really is a great black belt, he's submitted other black belts in gi tournaments so I really think he can do it. Plus it's only 300 and the return is huge

did angela magana commit suicide? nothing from her in 7 days. i hope she's OK. i hope cyborg dies though.

>>76292463
only if he did GNP instead of the guillotine

>brazil rooting for claudia who abandoned their country
lmao

>>76294247
Stipe got knocked out by Overeem and woken up by hitting his head on the canvas. Connor Ruebusch (the smartest MMA mind in the world) literally stated this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FfMRj6-Ai4

DEEP VOICE

lol what a bunch of sjw's the ufc bans you from commenting for calling a fighter a tranny

>>76294303
I'd ban you too, gender is serious business.

Is Mighty Duck vs Dillasnake happening ?

>>76294466
It would be horrible if TJ wins. Why do people want to put flyweight in shambles?

There's a long queue of people who have worked very hard to get a title shot at 125, and TJ doesn't deserve to jump it especially when he's never made that weight before. Ray Borg is much more deserving. He's put in a lot of hard hours to get that one fight win streak at 125.

>>76289069
What a fucking faggot. If anyone was actually relying on you for events and wanted to see if there was one tonight or not, they'd be fucked over by you not listing Holloway vs Aldo. Your autism sucks.

>>76294487
Funny side note: Ray Borg has made championship weight exactly once in the UFC, and it was his loss against Scoggins.

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DELBEDDED
https://youtu.be/MS8YFrXXWn8
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>>76294578
Why is Big Lenny ducking Piana?

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mmm

>>76290052
>Raking in loads of cash

He runs a niche podcast which very few people listen to. Be realistic, his earnings are significant for his age but not insane nor likely to outweigh what the average successful professional will earn. Be realistic my man, 100% my man.

>>76294610
Big Lenny said he respects Piana for slapping Jason. They have no beef.

Lenny has called out Dana and Cormier on camera to fight him and they are both ducking him.

https://youtu.be/B1mVbcy27yo
@8:45

Can't remember the specific video where he call out Dana tho

>>76294688
Why do you talk about him all the time Australia? Holy shit give it a rest.

>>76294688
TFATK and BIg Brown Breakdown are top 10 ranked podcasts every week in sports. It's not a niche podcast ya goof.

>>76294721
Sports podcasts are a niche.

2 clean fighters vs. 2 brazillian roiders
also starring a bunch of literal whos

should be a shit night of "fights"

>not having your boy as the fighter that looks most like you so you can pretend its you

Which fighter do you look like heem?

>>76294751
i'll be sleeping lol fuck actually watching the fights i'm here for the banter

>>76294761
Nate Diaz hence why he is /myboy/

>>76294761
None. I pretend I'm a 10/10 fighter girl.

>>76294745
Is comedy a niche? You constantly try to downplay their achievements to make yourself feel better about your own shortcomings. Very sad.

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Guise, I bet 500$ on Assuncao to win vs Moraes at 2.55 odds. (Also some smaller parlays that rely on Assuncao win)

Can somebody explain me how come Moraes is such a big favorite by the sport bookies???

Marlon Maroes is a 18-4 all-around fighter who is making his debute in UFC. Having beaten only literal nobodies in WSOF.

Raphael Assuncao is a 24-5 established UFC fighter, primarily a submission artist, who is the #3 ranked bantamweight in the UFC. Out of his last 9 fights he has only lost to his rematch of TJ Dillashaw(who he has beaten in a previous match), which is nothing to be shamed of.

Unless I am missing something big (like Assuncao having his arm amputated) then this bet with these odds is an absolute steal, no?

>>76294761
Yair Rodriguez I guess

>>76294761
Idk, I have Tony Fergusons body, Tim Means hair, Diego Sanchez eyebrows and the personality of a brick.

Who should my guy be?

>>76294814
Are you the guy with the blockhead?

>>76294814
>Marlon Maroes is a 18-4 all-around fighter who is making his debute in UFC. Having beaten only literal nobodies in WSOF.

It doesn't matter who you beat, it matters how you beat them. Moraes could be fighting Garbrandt or Cruz or Dillashaw tomorrow and I wouldn't be sure who would win because he is an extremely good fighter. He's the best bantamweight outside of the UFC and Assuncao is a gatekeeper with an inflated ranking.

I really hope you didn't drop 500 on him without watching tape. Unless they were Estonian dollars? I don't know how much those are worth.

>>76294861
Estonia uses euros as their currency. 500 Euros is 564 USD to be more precise.

>>76294761
Are you the guy that got pissy over max being ugly?

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>>76294861
Estonia has euro