Juventus vs Real Madrid Prematch Champions League Final Hype Thread

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>>76286401
Hala good....... In what world

>>76286401
Those kits are equal parts trashy and erotic

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>Buffon

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>Memeffon

>>76286401
more like evil vs evil

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>Gianluigi

more like evil vs evil

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>"Gigi"

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>"goalkeeping"

>>76286643
why are you gypsies annoying on every board?

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>>76286631
>>76286643
>>76286661
>>76286682
>>76286701

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>76286431
>>76286660
>>76286675
>ABTsuuu

I'm not a huge fan of Dybala or Piggy, but I like the rest of the team. That being said, I like Real's current squad, but I absolutely hate Ronaldo, Casemiro, and Benzema. As a result, I hope Juve win.

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>>76286401
Will Madrid be wearing their change kits?

>good vs evil
It's evil vs eviler, only because Juve has a few good guys like Buffon and because Jews>Muslims.

>>76287132
How is Buffon a good guy? He literally got caught gambling and bribed his way out to play for Shitaly in 2006.

pls Juve win

i can't be dealing with inevitable Donaldo circle jerk if Real win

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Will Ronaldo cry?

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>>76293379
Of happines

This game is good drama

>>76290954

Dude, Milan will never be back, so stop shitting on Juve 24/7, either be born again like christians and root for Juve or end your life. You're a fucking loser, you suck, the team you cheer for sucks, deal with it.

Buffon - 2 terrible mistakes (including a penalty for Real and a red card)
Ronaldo 3 goals

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>>76293408
Remember this Juve pepe each time Juve score

Boom boom boom

Halal roaches dropping like flyes

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*scores hat trick*

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day off today gonna start drinking in abit

2-0
RM won't have many chances except a blown shot by benzema and a close cross by Bale
Dybala 2 goals

>>76286401
What time will it be on?

>>76293431
Cool Armed Juventus Frog

juventus will win 4-0 or 5-0

>implying halal will lose

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>>76286682
is karim benzema the real GOAT? :thinking:

>>76293532
Why is Ibra so shit?

>Juve good
Oh my, you don't know much about Italian football, do you?

>>76293578
>sturaro
>not Lemina

>>76286701
BUYERN CUSTOMERS WILL SAY THIS IS OFFSIDE

hope juve win it

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>>76293682
nah m90, he'll outwit Real MAD midfield on his own with his insane off the ball movements

>>76293615
Let's see

>Juventus - bribes referees to win matches, n'drangheta managing the ultras
>Milan - did the same, just less
>Inter - used doping to cheat players to death in the 60's, should have been punished as well during calciopoli but tapes mysteriously disappeared, CEO is also CEO of Telecom fucking phone company
>Rome - is in huge debt every year, president evades taxes like a madman and sends italpetroli to bankruptcy to pay off Rome' debts and never gets in troubles
>Lazio - Lotito, 'nuff said
>Napoli - has literal camorra managing the ultras
>Fiorentina - gambled as well
There is no good guy in Serie A

>>76293468
>RM is on a streak of 63 marches (world record) scoring at least one goal
>0 goals today
Sure thing burgerman

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>>76286401
>good vs evil
You got that right

>>76293767
>trump is a muslim bootlicker
sounds right to me

Real will win this, they are used to beat Atletico, also known to have a very solid defense.
Juventus is this year's Atletico, they beat good teams, just to reach the final and lose it against Real.

I just hope ameriflags realize that tonight this will be a no american flag board, bug off to >>>/asp/ with your shit.

>>76293721
isn't sturato ded?

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>>76293602
>be ibra
>be tap in merchant
>try 20 random shots every game to get the occasional blooter for youtube highlight reel
>have narcissistic personality disorder, adhd, autism and delusions
>genius agent manages to turn this into a good image for marketing
>acquire reputation as mercenary due to having to move clubs every other season because of autistic behavior like kicking team mates in the head during training see: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7gyhiRGG40
>always play for the best team in current babby league so have good goal/game ratio
>get kicked from barca because poop gaurdiolel knows a fraud when he sees one
>get exposed every time in champions league
>dare to zlatan xd!!

>>76293815
>implying she isn't

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You made your move too soon halal

The calciopolli falseflag was a tough hit and everyone thought we were dead

But we got ressurected just in time to stop you once and for all

You will never win the CHL 2 years in a row

We will make sure of that tonight

Now witness the wrath of aftermath halal

>>76293865
Why so obsessed with us Paco? Jelly much? Arriva!! Bring me el taco senor

>>76293945

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Hold your ground! Hold your ground!

Sons of Munich, of London, my brothers,

I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me.

A day may come when the courage of men fails,

when we forsake our friends,

and break all bonds of fellowship,

but it is not this day.

An hour of wolves and shattered shields,

when the age of men comes crashing down,

but it is not this day!

This day we fight!

By all that you hold dear on this good Earth,

I bid you stand, Men of the Turin!

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>>76293963
>have gadaffi brutally executed
>would've done the same to assad and restored syria to a harmless shithole years ago if it wasn't for spineless wimps like obama and kerry holding her back
>putin shook and terrorfied because he knows she wouldn't let him pull shit like crimea

no, not really

>>76293532
How many assists has he gotten in that time?

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>>76294245
19

>>76294789
has anyone ever counted assists before 2008?
what a pointless stat