Yankees @ Blue Jays Official Game Thread

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>>76284296

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T H I C K
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T H I C K

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1st for fearless leader

Orioles fans have surpassed Jays fans as the biggest cunts fanbase for bird teams. Did you see that limey try to justify it in the general?

>>76284497
don't mention that stolen valor fucking faggot. or else he's gonna try to get us banned and then claim yankee fans don't show up to games.

remember THEY didn't show up when getting blown the fuck out when yanks came back https://www.mlb.com/gameday/orioles-vs-yankees/2017/04/28/490431#game_state=final,lock_state=final,game_tab=wrap,game=490431
so fuck em

>>76284497
Actual jay fans are not bad at all

It's only when they're relevant and their band wagoners come out at full force they become intolerable

>>76284557
this, there's like 160 games a year and the annoying fans show up to maybe 8 of them

>>76284583
during that year when the jays were good it was more than 12 games.. but I forgive because I know they aren't o's fans that shitpost all year long

Wew grit wew

>zeke

lad...

>>76284599
<3

wew liru

>overruled

>tfw have to share a gamethread with the Yankees fans

>>76284682
This is a gentlemans thread, if you want to act like a buffoon head over to sox/oriole's

>>76284682
how'd a brazilian dude get into the jays anyway? do you have family up here or something?

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>>76284722
i agree fellow burger, real gentlemen have themselves a nice cold glass of milk when watching sports

wew jash

Hmm that's not good I think

Pineda looks like he's been eating with CC

JASH

>>76284746
Agreed milk is elite

Oy vey

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>yfw smoak all star

>we
Have been in a lot of one a sided games I think

Big Mike more like big autism

SMOAKBOOOMB

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>>76284811
break out the cold ones, boys!

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nothing like a cool refreshing round of milkposting with the lads on a friday night

Milk is gross. Puss, bovine estrogen...

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>>76284866
it's a fine day for a Cold Glass of Ontario Milk!

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>dan doing play-by-play

>>76284743
Nothing of the sort. Back when I was getting into baseball I noticed almost everyone that follows baseball here supports the Yankees or the Red Sox and only those teams had games broadcasted fairly frequently, and as the contrarian asshole that I was I decided to start rooting for some other team in their division in the offchance that maybe it could win the division one day and maybe fuck over both of them simultaneously and the Jays seemed the nicest team of the other 3. I didn't know what I was getting into, but I love watching baseball and the Jays every day, so it turned out fine.

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are yankees fans asleep? I'm already on my second glass

>>76284892
>2017
>being lactose intolerant

Can anybody stop Hicks?

Hicks is elite

>>76284455
>>76284462
>>76284476
burgers actually find this landwhale attractive

>lose interest during off season
>come back now
>smoaK is elite, jays a shit

fuq is dis?

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>>76284911
makes sense lad. pour up a tall cold one with us!

>>76284822
It's been kind of boring the last ten days or so because of that

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>this triggers the ameriburger dairy lobby

has any country ever been so BTFO by a glass of pure crisp liquid before?

I'd want to meet Dan.

>>76284984
Big Dairy fears the crisp refreshment of an ice-cold glass of Ontario Milk

>>76284913
Im not. I even bought the drink milk and get taller/have strong bones meme. Im not saying it doesnt do those things but it will also give you gyno from drinking too much. People should be encouraged to diversify where they get their vitamins from and minimize their dairy intake.

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>tfw you will never fire up the grilli with Dickey and talk baseball

Beat it by a full meter.

>>76284892
I think it's gross too. I just use almond milk for everything I need to now.

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>they thought he was out

zekes got strong bones to leg it out thanks to you-know-what

even the african refugees in canada drink our delicious, diamond clean milk due to it's sheer purity and deliciousness overriding the traditional lactose intolerance of their people

russgod looks like karl pilkington after shaving

>we want to shorten the length of games
>institutes coaches challenges
>games are now five minutes longer

what the fuck did they think was going to happen?

I miss that fat little pumpkin Navarro, at least he could grind out an at bat.

in exchange for reporting all ISIS cells to the police, the canadian muslim community is routinely delivered fresh milk from local Ontario farms. we have yet to have a single bombing. However one day we may have a war over cow access if their affinity for our delicious, nutritious milk continues, but our bloodlines having access to pure Ontario Milk will certainly ensure our eventual victory.

>>76285090
It beats having games decided by fat idiots like Joe West.

>>76284913
Like 75% of Yankees fans got banned

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>>76285149
For Queen And Country And Delicious Local Dairy Products.

Nice throw Sanchez

>>76285090
It's worth it

>>76285167
how come

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>>76285202
perhaps have a PBJ with to soak up some of the lactose, thus allowing you to experience the serene crispness of Ontario Milk with reduced digestive distress?

>>76285210
Old Bay and the limey Brit for asshurt during the Yankees/Orioles series, so they reported the Yankees fans that were posting girls

Let's see how they strand these runners again

>>76285210
I got banned 5 mins in and I wasn't posting any girls

>>76285258
i don't know if it will but it's the same logic as getting mcdonalds when you're shitty drunk so you can have something in your stomach besides whiskey

It begins

>>76285285
I didn't know they had McDonald's in Europe.

>>76285307
they do but we call it a Royale avec Fromage instead of a big mac

same burger though

MMR is okay. Fuck Old Gay

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>>76285323
They can serve beef there?

>>76285333
>at multiple points in the last five weeks or so Devon Travis has been the only thing keeping the Blue Jays in the game
life is full of surprises like that sometimes

>>76285323
How good is that Pizza Nova chain? It seems like Canadian pizza would be garbage.

Classic Liriano

>>76285356
Don't even trip Beisbol. Dead ass, it isn't even better than dollar slices in Manhattan

WEW

smoak picking em

Nothing!

>>76285263
Beautiful

Nice >RISP

>>76285263
jej

>>76285384
Plenty of authentic Italian places and I've been to New York those dollar slice places are ass filled with Arabs/Iranians serving pizza.

>>76285332
MMR is the only non bad in /mlb/

>>76285351
of course, beef is halal
>>76285356
i'm not joking when i say i've never been to or seen a Pizza Nova before. Our local generic chain is called Pizza Pizza and other than that we just have dominoes and stuff like you do. we usually rip off the NY thinner crust style but we have ones like Gabriels who do deeper cheesier pizza. Also i think the dominoes in canada must be owned by different people because it's not as bad as yours is.

>20 guys left on base in the first 3 innings
Consecutive wins never

>>76285384
The dollar slices are the best in the city next to Spumoni. Also, I've yet to see a .99 slice place in my new Brooklyn neighborhood they're all 2 here.

>>76285425
TY was alright

the best pizza in canada is Pizza Hut stuffed crust, so that means the best pizza in canada is american anyway

come on pineda pull out a win
i need your points in fantasy

>>76285447
Is he gone now? Spending most of my time on different forums since our game threads went to shit last year.

>>76285440
>Spumoni
My nigga. You should try Peter Pizza. It's another square slice place in Bensonhurst

>>76285492
He doesn't trip anymore. But his posts are obvious. He's a good dude.

>>76285426
Yeah dominoes is terrible here.
>>76285481
Pizza Hut isn't actually terrible for a chain but there's no reason to order it here with a better local place that's less expensive on every block

I will forever curse Little Caesars for advertising stuffed crust pepperoni with cheese AND pepperoni in the crust on US tv and not releasing it in Canada.

>>76285544
This

>>76285511
>Pizza Hut isn't actually terrible for a chain but there's no reason to order it here with a better local place that's less expensive on every block
yeah, exactly. it's the same here, you're better off just getting two slices from the arabs down the street doing NY style dollar slices than you are ordering unless you have company

>>76285537
Little Caesar's is the worst pizza chain bar none. Might as well just dump salt on dough and let it sit out for 4 hours.

Do something Troy you overpaid fucking hack

Papa Johns is better than Pizza Hut

sure LC will have cheese stuffed crust pepperoni

but adding pepperoni in with the cheese
>WELL WE NEED TO LICENSE THAT AND CLEAR IT WITH OHS AND CFS FIRST MAYBE IN 2020

>>76285571
even with our lack of world renowned pizza i still wouldn't eat little caesars
>>76285581
the place on my street is literally called "2 for 1 pizza" and it's a shithole and the pizza is delicious

>>76285597
there was a 1+1 pizza here that was great but it went under ;_;

>>76285584
Papa John's is good if the greasiness has a good ratio with the excessive cheese. Otherwise the pizza either explodes out your ass or stays there for a week.

>>76285603
ive seen 1 for 1 pizza places out here in Ottawa before but i don't know if those places are incorporated or just a bunch of different dudes making the same joke

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>>76285632
>pretty sure it's a chain kinda thing, but the kind that arabs and indians buy their own store with the franchise name on it, I think
that makes sense, like running a Macs for the guys who don't wanna get robbed
>and I think I saw a dead guy in the alcove next to it once but that shit was cheap and it was GREASY baby
mfw

>>76285501
Shit I was just looking and that place delivers to me. I still have no idea about where I am in Brooklyn. Could tell you every neighborhood in the city but I couldn't tell you which street runs north/south here

Ken looks so lost without Evanka. I bet her husband is a Chad who laughs at Ken every time Ken watches them kiss.

>>76285492
Doesn't trip anymore, but his posts are obvious because he posts his same waifus. There's no way he isn't banned right now though

>>76285708
>tfw anyone who wins that will just keep telling Joe to say something funny

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>luke maile as a lil kid in a Reds uniform
kawaii~~

mailleman! :3

>>76285740
>doesn't subway have the same business model or something similar? I thought they buy into the name, run a restaurant up to subway's standards, get to order from their suppliers, give them some portion of the revenue
probably, every subway restaurant looks like it was made from the same lego set and a week away from being shut down

once again italian hero available in US subway but not in Canada subway, this is an outrage

>>76285758
He's my favorite player but anyone who costs thousands of dollars for an hour needs to make me blow my load

Dammit Jash

mailleman baserunning nicely too, yay :3

Maillie runs like that kid with downs.

>>76285811
dahnawldsawn

wewed pitch

What a disasta

>>76285684
My cousins swear up and down Peter Pizza is better than Spumoni. I think they're crazy.

>>76285740
That's basically every franchise. McD is a real estate company basically

Absolutely based

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don't forget to wake up early tomorrow boys! game at 12:30 EST! have your Cold Ones ready!

>>76285878
>not trading for Colon for 4 big nigs and a big sexy Bart

>>76285767
Subway is literally the worst sub place known to man.

>>76285862
They were both trash last year but much better this year until this game

>>76285857
I actually have been to a few spots in brooklyn that I think are better than anything in the city. Still expensive though. This really good place down the street from me wants 27.99 for a speciality pie

FrisKKKco

I swear to christ if Pineda walks out on that fucking mound

>>76286028
when Florida Man is your dad, things get weird

>>76286047
Is he elite?

>the job of the first base coach is to pat guys on the bum

>>76286089
You jealous?

>>76286117
He feels bad for your guy's pizza situation up there

>>76286128
yes
>>76286136
v considerate thank u

>>76286128
N-no

i love watching all the burger flags disappear when the yankees are losing

yankee fans are the biggest bandwagoners of any professional sports team

>>76286155
Only the minorities eat it here

>>76286176
i think there was a holocaust of yankees fans in /mlb/ to be fair

also WE JUS GOT JUDGED

Judged

it begins

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J U D G E D
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>>76286176
Didnt we do that yesterday when the jays got blown out

Guilty

>>76286234
you can almost guarantee we did

>danny barnes
alright danny red balls, let's see what you got

That was gay

Man I really thought Judge would've cooled down by now but there is definitely enough of a sample size to say that he's legit

For fuck sakes Danny

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Come on jays

Wee woo offense woo wee

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OH GOD WE'RE SHOOK

Wew lad

Yanks win

pls no

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Its Over

Fuck this shit bullpen

The Jays bullpen obviously didn't drink that crisp cold fresh Canadian dairy tonight boys.

Barnes shoul've been pulled after that 2nd HR

BIG GUYS

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>>76286313
ALWAYS. GET. YOUR DAILY. AMOUNT. OF CALCIUM!

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The absolute state of toronto right now

manlets btfo again

Sweating like a bitch right now it's 34C here in Winnipeg and my AC is broken, someone kill me

>>76286356
i follow him on twitter he seems like a cool guy who doesn't afraid of any dart
>>76286363
grab clean t shirt
soak in cold water
put on
sit in front of fan
be cooled off as water dries on you

>>76286363
what the fuck its supposed to still be -30 there as always

is Manitoba the new Nevada?

>>76286356
What do you think he's doing right now?

>>76286379
trying to quit smoking

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Jays announcer Dan Schulman voice getting excited when talking about how big and tall the Yankee's players are

>>76286376
dude the prairies are murder during the summer, it's like ontario without the humidity but no shade

>>76286385
Must suck being surrounded by Canadian manlets all day long

the jays have three (3) innings to go through without giving up a run.

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JASH

bullpen is a fucking joke

JASSSSHHHHHHHH!!!

Fucking Holder you gangly fuck

>>76286395
Crisp Ontario Darts, Farm To Mouth
>>76286385
we lack the black people to make sports teams filled with ogres, the closest we get is morales and he's just chubby

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JJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>76286381
>>76286379
He actually said that publically that hes going to stop, i'd keep going if it made him money for not doing shit

>>76286410
ours is worse

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>such strong hands

easy there Tabby

>>76286376
Do you ever go to Nunavut? It's weird you guys have a province with 40k people.

>>76286387
I have family up in Thunder Bay and their summers outside of the black flies in June are literally paradise. It gets hot but 34 up there feels like a breeze when you're use to the disgusting soggy humidity down here.

Yanks should retire #65, everyone who wears it fucking sucks

>>76286429
>He actually said that publically that hes going to stop
i believe him, it's really common for guys from Ontario to smoke between like 20-40 then quit. i think it's used to manage the stress of finding your footing in the labour force without depending on alcohol.

>>76286454
it costs less to spend a week in Florida than to go up to Iqualuit for the weekend

>>76286455
i know what you mean, the secret is to stay near water. it seems counter intuitive but the air that comes off of it is so refreshing. you go from toasting in the sun all day to wearing a sweater and night and it's so cozy.

>>76286454
Why? Nothing but Indians and 23 hours of darkness or sunlight up there.

>qt Carolyn working the phones

hnnnngh

>>76286454
the groceries there are delivered by plane and sled

it's the most canadian thing ever

>>76286467
Because there are no roads and the logistics of it all?
>>76286480
Are those the guys that had to have mouthwash banned?

>>76286488
m-muh dick

>>76286495
yes, in fact when you think about it, the Far North is a libertarian paradise except for the fact nothing grows up there

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>>76286459
I think thats it although im not sure, its something along those lines he said like damaging youth. Pretty gay.

>>76286464
I don't know much about ontario besides trailer park boys and windsor seems like a shitthole. source: my ex lives there which makes it more of a shitthole

>>76286454
How much of Northern Canada is fun and worth travelling to? Nunavut.

>>76286519
Do they have police and emergency stuff up there or is it just kind of tribal?
>>76286537
I have no idea only been to Toronto and Montreal a few times, I know most of your population lives next to the border

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Honestly anons I want the Yankees and Cubs world series where hopefully the Yankees BTFO the overrated cubbies and watch obnoxious cubs fans get their hearts ripped out

>>76286618
Sounds good to me

>>76286610
Sounds like a nightmare. I liked Montreal though. St. Catherine's st was cool even though they hated us because the way we talked and had NY id's. They wouldn't serve us in some places

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>"Nobody's ever hit a two-run homer with nobody on."

>>76286637
If you attempt the bare minimum of French they respect you, if not they treat you like dirt.

>>76286542
Windsor is just Detroit with canadian people, that's the skeleton key to understanding it (and also their affection for Detroit teams)

>>76286376
I blame climate change, thanks a lot Trump

>>76286582
they do have police and emergency services but it's just your neighbours and shit doing the job. it's like living in a small town when it comes to those sorts of things.

>>76286659
kek

>>76286637
Montreal has the best whores and best strip clubs. If you didn't experience that you don't know shit about sports.

Fuck Pillar you're suppose to catch that

>>76286695
i love that place
>>76286694
montreal's economy is like 80% sex based and the rest of quebec is 99% maple syrup based

thought pillar was a good outfielder

>>76286664
That's fine if I'm in somebody else's country I can respect that but I'd be pissed if I was Canadian and didn't speak French.
>>76286683
So most people live in trailer parks? Food must be really expensive there
>>76286694
The chicks loved us because we are from NY not despite it weirdly. The guys were just dicks.

well timed umpball does it again

>>76286695
It was me.

Its ineradicable how this years team is so capable of coming back from large deficits when last year being down three runs was a death sentence.

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>>76286730

he made the call to the umps

>>76286752
could you give me a quick rundown?

mr. t holds firm

>>76286728
trailer parks aren't even a windsor thing. i grew up in a house in rural ontario and there was a trailer park at the end of our street like a literal other side of the tracks where the poors lived.

Got em

>>76286728
What is particularly frustrating is when border guards in Quebec barely speak English.

>>76286618
>big market teams

Pure degeneracy, I want something like the fucking Twins and Brewers

>>76286787
i just do that annoying thing where i repeat what i said in english again but louder, they usually stop trying to talk to you after that

>Blue Jays fans more civil than a certain Orange ducks fan

What the fuck is going on?

>>76286778
There are trailer parks less than 30 mins from NYC, they're everywhere.
>>76286787
There were a few spots we went that people would just say no english in a shitty french accent when you could tell they spoke it fine

>>76286766
tapera probably struck out Judge. Instead Judge walked and then later scored on a double.

Lol Carter

Is Smoak elite now?

Who's that cute female ump

>>76286828
Their fairweather fans forgot baseball existed again. They'll pop up again if Toronto is the playoff race come September

>>76286831
honestly i've been to small town places in quebec where they actually don't speak english and you can still do all your business with them anyway through pantomimes and small bits of vocabulary, the "no english" thing is an elitist/political thing depending on the person

>>76286850
she's probably an intern or something

>>76286828
>>76286859
There's still hockey on. The shitposters will be out in droves when that's over.

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Just when I think I'm up they pull me back in

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That ball was not 2-Low for Troy.

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>>76286897
>mfw kippers shows up in blue jays threads

>>76286866
>>76286874
Like I said I honestly didn't care. Can't imagine being their bosses and turning somebody away because they're from the US and didn't speak French. If they're both official languages there it's not a problem as a tourist.

>>76286920
>not filtering that cunt

I haven't read one of its posts in years

>It's already June and Smoak is unironically a top 5 batter in the AL in RBIs

C'mon le go the other way for a double guy

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>>76286921

>>76286921
thats the right attitude, when you're in montreal everyone can understand english anyway

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>>76286921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nSc9ykewTY

GG Jays impressed how you turned it around this season

>>76286942
I've dealt with hearing people only speak different languages everyday since I was a kid. Go to any bodega here.
>>76286985
Apparantly not if you're from NY. This was 10 years ago though. Isn't there a big difference between old town Montreal and the newer part?

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>>76287000
i don't have the plugin that does that because i don't know what it's called and also it doesn't actually bother me

>>76287024
I think it's available with the official 4chan extension

>>76287015
i mean, yes and no. i'm sure if you spoke to people over 40 some of them might be from the country or older generations that didn't get much english education but anyone in Montreal, Quebec City or Gatineau working in a business pretending they can't work with basic english is basically lying to you to be a dick.

Le elite side arm man

>>76287015
Montrealer here. Literally everyone speaks english here. Even in Quebec City you can get by with english. Only some hick towns will be assholes about speakinh english. Lots of towns are also majoritarily english. Its very accessible gor americans now

>>76287036
That's what I mean they were intentionally lying to us to be dicks. I get it man. Grew up in little italy on a block where most people still only spoke Italian but if anybody tried to talk to my grandparents for example they would make an effort at least to speak english

>>76287066
i actually find the hick towns care less about english, a lot of them just actually aren't fluent in it so they can only do so much before they literally have no idea wtf you're trying to say. but you never get any of the attitude about it from them

>>76287073
>Grew up in little italy on a block where most people still only spoke Italian but if anybody tried to talk to my grandparents for example they would make an effort at least to speak english
yeah that's basically what french canadians who can't actually speak english are like, they do what they can for you then switch back to what they know. most of the time you get a french-english pidgin going if it's someone you see regularly

>>76287092
Ya and seperatism is an idea fron the past and most people have moved on here.

>>76287066

You should tell him about cars and Montreal and how your bumpers will get absolutely destroyed there

didi please

As long as headley doesn't hit into a dp

I'm unironically enjoying multigrain corn chips with smoked salmon dip and a white wine spritzer. When should I come out of the closet?

>>76287128
Accidents arent really the issue here. Its mostly the pothole ridden roads and neverending construction that are headaches here

>>76287128
From the constant fucking construction?

>>76287128
That place is way to congested and hilly for people to be parking on the streets like that. Everybody there must have great e breaks

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>take cab to montreal restaurant
>cabbie is a guy who moved to canada in his mid 30s so he wouldn't starve to death in africa
>give him exact directions to where you want to be even though he can't understand a word of english
>arrive at montreal restaurant
>Hi, can i get a table?
>Excusez-moi? Parlez vous francais?
>mfw

Tic
Toc
Headley

smiff is my new favorite sidewinder

Sidearm man literally blowing the fuck out of Yankee bats

>>76287154
>>76287155
>>76287166

Yes the disgusting construction and retarded parking of montrealers who like almost go out of their way to ding your bumpers

I fucking love Joe Smith

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>the scent of quebec pussy

based smith

bird, torres when?

>>76287212
Everybody seems to own a car there too. Housing is probably more expensive because of the amount of garages they have

O S U N A
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Yankees greatest ally

>>76287336
montreal housing is cheap as fuck compared to vancouver or toronto

cucked by jew york based umps

i forgot why i hate this game

>>76287374
I thought it was comparable to NY. At least in the desirable parts there

>>76287391
not at all. its surprisingly cheap

but now all the chinese money launderers are coming in so expect it to rise there

>>76287391
it's not cheap but toronto's bubble is worse

judge is putting us over

>>76287399
>>76287400
How much would a one bed bed in a nice part by st. catherines in usd?

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>>76287403
not tonight

gg yanks

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Gg jays see ya tomm lads and leafs

Thank you based elite closer.

BASED OSUNA

>>76287418
https://www.point2homes.com/CA/Real-Estate-Listings/ON/St-Catharines.html

gg jays see you domani
off to the bars

>>76287429
This dude was waiting all game to say this

gg boys, the jays actually put up a fight today

>>76287418
around a grand canadian so anywhere between 900-600 USD depending on the exchange but then you add transportation, groceries etc it adds up
>>76287449
st catharines the street, not the town

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>>76287429

>>76287474
I need to learn French, that's not even a quarter here

>>76287400

Toronto is nothing compared to York Region now, I live in Richmond Hill and we were just declared the "hottest" market in Canada. It's all 100% Chinese people dumping their money on housing and moving in. Literally all the white people have sold their homes, made bank and left. Now they are building condos everywhere and traffic is a fucking nightmare holy shit

>>76287470
maybe...

gg

can't believe it was even that close

>>76287499
oh yeah compared to NY it's probably a fraction of the cost
>>76287500
i guess they gave up on hamilton after they figured out it's sortof a shithole

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ok gg yankee fans see you tomorrow

GG Jays

>>76287523
>sortof

its a massive shithole, the only nice area in hamilton is around mcmaster

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Jays beating Yankees in hot fan attendance too

>>76287571
That chick on the right is from nunavut right?