/nrl/

First for based DCE

second for DCE's sister

First for /rug/

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First for dad being a top bloke

>>76285591
based dad

>the absolute state of this thread

dead poomunity

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MARGE! THE RAINS ARE 'ERE

what super rugby team should I support lads?

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I'd just like to thank a camera man from last night.

>>76288451
Either the Western Force or Melbourne Rebels. Both have bright futures

>>76288479
I'd just like to thank BFT for doing another outstanding job last night

just arranged for this bloke to give me a bj while his missus films us

>>76288586
that's pretty gay

>>76288606
wRONG.

>>76288606
It's not as gay as having her give him a bj while HE films

Just gave a blowjob to an african man lads

just tricked some faggot kid into becoming hiv positive lads

>>76288451

The Crusaders unless you intend to pander to /rug/.

Islam is not a race

>>76289056
Virgin

>>76289056
It's a marathon

https://youtu.be/fgsrnmzxEUY

>>76289132
EXCELLENT post.

>>76289233
meant for
>>76289111

Huge crowd there today lads.

>>76289264
Meant for
>>76289233

Is it normal when you're watching the footy to get erections?

You now remember Anthony Milford has played Origin.

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Just squashed all the muslims lads

>>76289364
He didn't play, he was just on the field

Thin chippies at coles are 1.60 lads

>>76289414
based walkALLAH

>Poo poogers
kek

KEK

K E K
inb4 bunkered

dead poomunity. gonna listen to some sissy hypnosis and be back for the broncucks ltd

is greg inglis related to percy inglis?

will this thread make 200?

>>76289595
Will Threads is an actor m8

>>76289589
islam is not a religion

>>76289605
we're all actors in the show called life m8

>>76289422
Chicko rolls are $2.47 at woolies

Doomben Race 8 #3 lads

Should I use backpage for a prostitute or is it too dodgy?

>>76289685
just ask your mum

that penalty at the end of the first half WILL cost the dragons this game lads

>>76289685
>tfw no arab prossies all asian

i want my sandnigger fetish satisfied lads

>>76289685
Just go to a brothel you daft cunt

>>76289725
On backpage? You didn't answer the question btw. And there are arabs on there

Some loser just called me asking for the backpage special lads. wtf

dont do it mate they're all ice addicts on there

just had sex with an ice addicted muslim prostitute lads

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>>76289775

>>76289745
What if I don't want to be seen going to a brothel

>>76289785
31 tickets. I bet you had them auto generated too didn't you.

The machine literally generates losing numbers

>>76289839
the majority of wins are from generated numbers

>>76289850
t. Guy who has NEVER won the lottery from generated tickets

>>76289857
irrelevant, and anyway it doesn't matter lad, you've got the same chance of winning no matter what numbers you pick

there's no winning numbers and there's no losing numbers

The Chicken Big Mac is pretty good lads

>>76289868
i have a lot of variance in my life whereby i am very lucky and very unlucky so winning would not surprise me

just got back from a full day lecture on the reformation and its influence on the modern australian anglican identity lads AMA

>>76290143
Virgin

>>76290149
meant for
>>76289581

I challenged my e-girlfriend to two weeks without cumming, who cums first loses. Getting real hard lads.

jonah hill is such an untalented, fat kike hack

>The Tigers Vs Drgons reddit thread has over 900 posts

This 'community' sucks

>>76290256
>posting on the internet instead of watching the game

>15 people in the stadium

GO THE BRONCGODS

>>76290362
that's two games I've seen with a tiny crowd
If they reffed the normal games like Origin people might actually want to pay to see this shit

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*burps* I cant believe you ate all the M&Ms baka!! Im going to out to get us KFC before the game, if you still wanna watch with me anon? :3

>>76290396
ticket prices and taking food and transport into account, shit's just too expensive these days to go to games with your mates or family on a regular basis

Greenburg needs to fix that shit 2bh

>>76290362
post pics

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Kek literally a repeat.

>>76290424
DO NOT post pics /afl/ might see them

>poosters

>>76288479
thicc af

>shitney poosters

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FOR /nrl/ EYES ONLY REMOVE EYES AFTER LOOKING

>>76290468
DELETE THIS QUICK BAKA!!!!!!

>>76290468
/afl/ here

kek

KEK

>>76290468
>People at the ends
>People on upper tiers

That's actually a really high attendance for Poosters games

>>76290482
Please stay and watch our sport

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>>76290482
Please no bully

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/afl/ are making fun of us again

*dabs for world peace and better crowds at the footy*

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>>76290498
Shhhh it's ok just ignore them and they'll go away. Have a skillful based female touchie.

>>76290143
did you pay your goybucks like a good goy? who knows what good goy points you will accrue

>>76290498
just went to /afl/ and theyre actually discussing their sport. can we do.something like that

>>76290521
Virgin

>>76290490
holy fuck i love quiet stadiums lads

SOO triggered my autism sensory problems so this is perfect

MUTE

>>76290512
based female touchy never fails to cheer me up 2bh

Just made an generic anti semetic """""joke""""" and actually thought people would laugh at it lads

>>76290525
meant for
>>76290482

>>76290525
meant for
>>76290539

BENJI IS BACK LADS

KFC

>>76290558
based walkie

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BRONC FUCKING GODS

What is this lads?

based DCE

>>76290579
Excellent post

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SHE WOULD HAVE SEEN THAT HIGH TACKLE

>>76290620
whats her face like?

>>76290635
no one knows

>>76290635
It's a mystery at least for me

I've got pics of her face.

Refball status: ENGAGED

just pretended I've got pictures of based female touchie's face lads

My voice keeps breaking everytime I yell hold lads.

my balls just dropped lads

Just found hair in a funny place lads

Had to mind my niece and nephew today and now I have a headache lads

>>76290701
Rest your head on my 34C boobies m80

>>76290710
walkie

Just waltzed through the broncgod line lads

what channel is the footy on lads

What's for din dins lads?
I'm making my own chicken tendies

>>76290751
Just ordered a large supreme pizza, extra cheese, no pineapple or olives, a garlic bread and a 1.25lt pepsi, cost was $34

Seems steep but their pizzas are amazing, not dominoes shit

Reminder Michael Morgan's best friend and his cousin both killed themselves and he will likely end up that way as well.

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Cheers lads

Love how he needed to try toconvince not only us, but also himself, that the garbage he ordered was worth getting gouged for.

>>76290822
t. poor cunt

just got overcharged for junk food lads

>he's STILL trying to convince himself he made a good decision on his dinner
KEK

Just paid 34 bucks for something I could have gone to coles and got for 10 bucks lads

>>76290818
Who's that handsome devil?

>>76290937
Virgin walker

Is Peats the next Australian hooker when Smith retires?

Good 2nd half lads
Nice free flowing game
Someone took refs whistle off them
based

>>76290951
No it will be that shitter from the Roosters

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>>76290818
cheers mate

>>76290963
No that shitter from the Roosters is the next Australian half-back when Cronk retires.

Unironically falling in love with walkcunt lads

ironically falling in love with walkgod lads

Boonji on suicide watch

Shit fucking call. These fucking refs are ruining this semen slurping game.

Got old cum under my foreskin.

I don't like boyd lads. Why is he hyped? I is scared to get tackled and didn't pass just then.

>>76291030
Not passing was probably safer cause Fergushit was hovering around for the intercept or tackle into sideline

>>76291030
Nepotism.

>>76291049
Who's he related to?

Are the Broncos imploding again

>>76291135
His father is Wayne Bennett.

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Fuck sake

who names their son "Braith"

>>76291155
But he was raised by a single mum

>>76291156
would

>>76291156
Indian chicks are hot af 2bh lads

NOT OVER YET LADS

>>76291156
wish I was her loo 2bh

Just took a dive for a penalty lads

based refball

>poosters

kek

KEK

K-E-K

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DON'T MISS THE KICK YOU FUCK

Is Benji fucking BACK lads?

>broncucks
>kapoo

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Well fuck

KEK
>bunji

The reason he missed it is because I had money on the Broncos. Sorry lads

broncucks ltd

will beat poosterbitch

>>76290783
>no olives

dropped

if the next game isnt cowboys v titans i will be so angry

>>76291290
Virgin

>brisbane

kek

KEK

K E K

roosters """"""fans""""""

>>76291293
That sucks man, it's cowboys vs jarryd hayne. Don't take it out on your sexdoll, stay calm please.

https://www.change.org/p/every-day-average-men-and-women-equality?recruiter=579190067

help out the lads lads

>>76291352
has signing a change.org petition ever actually achieved anything?

Pizza still hasn't arrived lads

>>76291357
excuse me sweetie but change.org petitions have solved world hunger, the energy crisis and the roosters

HEY, YOU HERE LAD?

LOL
LAD
LAD
LADLADLAD

LMAO LADS XD

INTERNET FRIENDS XDXD

LAD
A
D

LOLLOLOLOLOLOOL

LADS CHECK IT OUT

I'M AT X LADS AMA, MY LADS

LADS LTD XDXD

LE LAD LAD LAD HAHAHAHAHAHAA

YOU LADS ARE MY M8S LADS

CHECK OUT MY DIN DIN LAD HAHA

LMAO LAD GREAT LE BANTZ XDXD
LAD

LAD
A
D

>>76291368
Im about to order pizza what did you get lad

>>76291368
Kek. My dominos pizza (which was cheaper and tastier) arrived within MINUTES

Just ordered a small supreme pizza, no cheese, no pineapple or olives, a garlic bread and a can of pepsi, cost was $34

Seems steep but their pizzas are amazing, not dominoes shit

Put my $80 bonus bet on cowboys 13+

Just sad lad in an ironic way lads

Cowboys win by 1-12. Cap this entire post (not just the words after 'Cap')

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>>76291435

>>76291443
Actually triggered that you didn't follow my request after I went to the effort to type it

"what am I doing this weekend? Oh, just watching footy with the boys hehe"

Little do they know "the boys" are actually anonymous randoms on an indonesian basket weaving forum

>yfw Hess and Wallace get long term injuries tonight

>>76291457
I just used the pic I already had saved sorry lad cbf 2bh

>>76291475
I actually AM watching footy with the boys and shitposting at the same time. Sometimes I show them the funny stuff you guys post

>>76291475
>implying anyone cares about me enough to ask what I'm doing this weekend

Just sold all my broncos shares lads

It's time to invest in rebuilding the lions

>>76291494
People at work always ask what I'm doing on the weekend.

I get red and sweaty every time in asked.

Going to a work conference in Brisbane next month

Maybe I'll king hit walkcunt while im down there

walkbrokenjaw on hospitalisation watch

>>76291475
based reddit

coward punch*

Burned the roof of my mouth on some melted cheese lads

>hayne elgey

literally just wanked to that image of the female touchie lads AMA

Hayne the Penalty Train XD

just showed the boys a post I found amusing lads

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>when you remember that rayray thompson is STILL a first grade player

>>76291554
what do you think she's doing right now? I think about her a lot. Actually had a dream about her the other night

>>76291507
Where do you work

>>76291580
JB HiFi

>>76291580
KFC

>>76291577
posting on the nrl general on reddit

>>76291580
JB Hifi

>>76291580
JB Hi-Fi

>>76291577
Training, studying. You don't become a touchie that elite by accident.

>>76291580
Titan Homes

>>76291602
this. good post

>>76291604
meant for
>>76291298

>>76291580
I'm a surveyor at Anglo-American.

I have to come up with lies every time so they don't think I have no life.

>>76291586
The Kenya Flower Council ? Nice

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>>76291615
Blacked

>>76291580
I lead a team of surveyors at Anglo-American, and I'm about to sack this one loser that keeps lying about his social life

Surveyors don't work in teams.

Shows what you know faggot, no wonder you're getting the sack on monday morning

>>76291650
This.

>>76291661
Virgin

>>76291661
walkcunt

Surveyors aren't rostered on Mondays.

based morgo

Just got called up to cover for some guy that is getting fired on Monday lads

>>76291665
Meant for
>>76291666

Surveyors don't make phone calls

On a more serious note, what are your plans when surveying is automated

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Rate my gf please

A surveyor just thought he was important near me lads

Peeyeeew

Just tricked some faggot poomunity into believing I'm a surveyor when I don't even have a job lads.

>>76291706
BIG

>>76291684
Probably needs a paper bag. I'd suck on those tits though.

If you havent already secured a job in IT then you are literally worthless, and by the time you have are qualified for an IT job there will be none left because all the guys currently employed will have already upskilled.

May as well kill yourself now lol

>>76291713
BLACK

>mfw the based female touchie is on the other touch line

Gayathon Gayston

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Worth it

>being a wagecuck
KEK

>>76291732
>arrives cold 2 hours after you ordered it

worth it

HE IS LITTERALLY STILL DEFENDING HIS CHOICE TO WASTE 34 DOLLARS ON JUNK FOOD
kek

KEK

K E K

>>76291706
Matt Scott and JT are a cute couple

Cash is no object when you are in IT lad

>>76291752
t. guy that will never be rich
Rich people are tight as fuck with money, I always had to chase money from rich cunts. Poor people paid straight away

Actual geodetic surveyor here

AMA

Ordered a pizza cause of the constant pizza posting earlier and it arrived in 15 minutes
Dunno how much of a wanker you'd have to be to wait so long for meme pizza

>taking the 2
Titans confirmed to win.

>>76291766
The secret to being rich is to never pay unless they are chasing you for it

Unless you are going to sue me my cash will always be better off in a bank generating interest

>>76291767
See >>76291681

>>76291791
yeah that extra 2 cents interest your savings generated by paying your gas bill a week late must be really paying off

>falling for le automation will kill le jobs meme
Lmao

>>76291814
It's illegal to lie and say you're not a robot when you are a robot you fucking robot internet defence cunt

>>76291791
>in a bank generating interest

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
t. some poorfag who knows nothing about finance or economics

The rate of interest in banks right now is below inflation.

>>76291844
kek dumb cunt

Australia is in massive debt

Im going to keep my money while you can enjoy poverty lmao

does walkie still post here

RIP bonus bet

>>76291849
>keep my money

You're losing it as we speak. Do you know what inflation is?

>>76291859
I'm here

>>76291804
In my area, I'll be retired or dead before its automated. My area of surveying underpins automation

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Can people see if you screenshot their story, or only snaps they send you?

Heidi is a bit of a fat cunt lads

Do normies really have to tell everyone that they went to KFC lads?

Just went to KFC lads

Just went to KFC lads

>>76291867
I wont be losing anything because my portfolio is perfectly diversified into hard and liquid assets and investments

Nice try kid, doing intro econ and finance at uni isnt that impressive kek

I don't go to KFC anymore because KFC are so fucking slow it's not "fast" food anymore and if I'm going to spend 1.5hrs waiting for chicken, I'd rather cook it myself. Also whenever you go there, they can't give you half your order because "sorry we don't have any left" or whatever.

>>76291915
>generating interest in a bank
>my portfolio is perfectly divested into hard and liquid assets

These aren't the same

>>76291947
do you not know what liquidity is

My KFC just ran out of food lads

>>76291967
Yeah I do actually. Your uni intros aren't that impressive either kid

just fell in love lads

>>76291987
thats a trap isnt it?

imagine being so neurotic and paranoid you think every woman you ever meet is actually a man

>>76292031
It's the current year. It's just good practice.

Imagine not knowing that women are just men with vaginas and sometimes without vaginas

i've never actually met "her" lad

don't respond to me without (You)ing me

Don't you me at all

Do you guys ever worry that NRL is too white?

No you

Fuck I'm lonely

>>76292099
Nah that's /afl/

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>>76292103

>>76291884
yeh stories get notifcations too

i sometimes snap girls stories just to make em notice me

then they block me

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>>76292116
>then they block me

imagine being so bluepilled you actually drink bundaburg rum

Hurrell looked to be in a dare I say, hurry

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>>76292142

imagine being so bluepilled you actually have sex

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>I only drink sophisticated drinks like gin and scotch

imagine being so bluepilled you reference a movie made by two trannies

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>he doesn't drink the estrogenic beerjew

Why do you have a picture of me?

>cowboys
>titans
why do australians have american team names? are there even "cowboys" in australia?

Who is the cunt who called a medic? Toughen up you poofta.

>>76292241
are there even titans in america?

>>76292241
>why do australians have american team names?
literally because of trying to be the big strong nfl

>are there even "cowboys" in australia?
yeah they're called stockmen or jackaroos

There are people here right now who have never seen the man from snowy river.

This game has literally been refball for the cowcucks lads.

the Tulips vs the Clogs should be a good game

I don't know much about your country but your flag is a big plus XD

Please anyone acknowledge our sport

>>76292328
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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Missing based JT a lot lads

yes titans is retarded but its just some greek mythology shit but cowboys are actually a thing so its kind of strange calling a team cowboys when, like the other posters said, they have a different name in australia. i wouldnt call my team "die zürcher kerle" when we call kerle here "chäibe", so correct would be "die zürcher chäibe"
its just dumb desu

>>76292340
literally who

>>76292340
He'll be back for the dead rubber.

He is still in this thread and is starting to smell.

don't respond to me without (You)ing me

>It's a mountainjew posts in an /nrl/ thread episode

Don't reply to the mountainjew and maybe he'll go away

No, its me Sean

>>76292407
walkcunt

okay fine ill go bye

Don't leave, I like you.

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We bullies and scared the mountainjew lads. You earnt this.

hayne is really killing it tonight

>>76292447
based (You)i

Hayne only cares about Origin. He's lazy and shit every time he plays for his club.

Need some first aid lads

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>dropout clock ran out
kek

KEK

K E K

>>76292469
Not just that, it ran out because their own player threw the ball away

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>kick didn't go the ten
kek

KEK

K E K

is that QLD rep star michael morgan?

what a gamechanger he is once every 30 games

embarrassing

Hahaha

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

phayneful

>that sound effect
KEK

Running out of whores laughing lads

Lost my 13+ bet lads

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>>76292554
?

Little too literal but I still saved it

titans are a good tea-

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Who is the Cowboys player?

Just started watching TFA and remembered how dumb it is that the "republic" is now "the resistance"

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>>76292554

>footy is over
>lonlineess is creeping back in :(

>>76292460
He did fuck all in origin too, got gifted an easy try and immediately thought he was the best player ever

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>>76292603

>>76292593
That's Ray Thompson

>>76292599
One of these girls is NOT a whore

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>>76292584
yo wtf

last for based DCE

can this thread get to 500?

>>76292712
what?

>>76292734
the flag has red at the bottom