/cric/ - CHAMPIONS TROPHY THREAD #1

first for walkGOD

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second for The Straff

>>76277484
who is this jism prism?

>Cancer Fatshit

wtf

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based walkie

/afl/ has arrived lads

do we have a fantasy league?

Just dropped a massive solid multi.

Why don't Australia go back to a nice gold colour kit instead of highlighter yellow?

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>>76277570
yeah right here mate

>>76277554
ya there is a fantasy league,on icc website

>>76277554
nah no one joined

>>76277554
yes. and in it pakistan and india nuke each other.

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Based fucking threadcunt lads

so whats the score?

Is Ricky Ponting part-abo?He looks like it sometimes.

>>76277531
walkGOD

>>76277630
>tasmanian
absolutely no chance of any abo being in him

>>76277626
NZ 291/10

>>76277637
are you actually a saudi or just using a proxy

>>76277649
I'm Indian living in Saudi

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>>76277637
thanks

If Warner fails in this Champions Trophy then I will have relegated him to Chris Gayle, ABDV-mercenary tier. That would be two years where he is the top scorer in the IPL but utterly shit in the internationals.

>>76277658
Fuck that's rapey

Why is Britain allow to have cricket again? *concerned face emoji* *eggplant emoji* *rain emoji*

>>76277674
No it isnt

>>76277658
How's life? I lived in the Middle East too. Dubai.

*dabs for world peace*

>>76277658
Did they take away your passport like in the stories

>>76277693
KEK'd

>>76277692
its good, no arab has yet messed with me or something. A lot less freedom than UAE i must say

Ross Taylor a shit

>>76277695
no i work for a american company,they wont do shit like that

>>76277723
hey mate that sentence is actually incorrectly structured
the correct phrasing is "Ross Taylor is shit"

What will be Aus' target once Duckworth Lewis shits out some fuckarsed result?

>>76277566
remember that shitty grey and yellow t20 vest in the late 2000s?

>>76277742
fuck knows, you need an IQ of 200 to work dwl

are there nudes of holly

>>76277758
;)

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>>76277734

>>76277731
How many slaves have you seen?

>>76277775
kys weeb fuck

>it's a freshcunt thinks you're allowed to post anime in /cric/ without a trinidad or pakistan flag

>>76277742
i still dont understand how the fuck dls works, can anyone explain it to me in brief

>>76277766
checked

>>76277809
literally no one does

>>76277744
The dull green around 2011-2012 looked awful too
>goy we have to make the Commonwealth Bank logo stand out more, so let's destroy the entire kit

>>76277777
they are mainly in rural areas, i live in urban area
So 0

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TFW rain has the power to change the format from ODI to T20

>>76277821
worried about what the new kit is going to be now that VB have dropped their sponsorship

>>76277777
Checked

>regular rain in an ODI tournament

KEK, can't wait to see South Africa get memed out in the finals just like always

>>76277831
it should rain more often then

>>76277831

Indoor stadiums WHEN?

>>76277777
nice digits

>>76277823
Post a pic of a rural area pls. I want to see how it compares to our shit hole.

>>76277853
ruins the impact of weather

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>>76277853
they just need to put roofs on cricket grounds

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>>76277777
came to /cric just for this

>>76277881
please stay and watch our sport

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>>76277820
How can you win by 45 runs if you are batting second

>Australia, Britain, India, Saudi Arabia, Pakistan

Don't think poor man's baseball is for me desu.

>>76277895
what kind of bowlers do you get in Norway?

>>76277866
they are mainly tents and small huts and buildings in middle of desert.
Sorry i dont have a pic

>>76277913
what do they even do there? How do they make a living?

>>76277895
not enough somalians to keep your interest?

>>76277926
They have many camels
I think they make money by selling camel meat and milk

>>76277943
>camel meat
yuckie yuck yuck

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>>76277943
>camel milk

So this is the song the Australians sing after they win a game

"Under the Southern Cross I Stand
A sprig of wattle in my hand,
A native of my native land,
Australia you little beauty."

I'm genuinely surprised their hasn't been autistic screeching about s predominantly white team saying they are "natives".

>>76277886

No it sucks dick and the only thing of note in it's history is the Kiwi's getting cucked by you cunts when you cheated.

>>76277961
that meat caused a epidemic here 3 or 4 years ago.Since then they have banned it here
I think they only sell camel milk now

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>other thread still hasn't reached bump limit

>>76277986
So this is the famous American ignorance... woah...

>>76277975
yeah it exists and expires faster than steyn's bowling

>>76277977
the song sounds like you're about to fist some Australian pusy with a sprig

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>Our stats editor S Rajesh explains the DLS situation we've been faced with today:
If the interruption had happened after 25 overs, with NZ two down, Australia's target would have gone up by two runs. If it had happened after 35 overs, with NZ two down, it would have gone up by eight runs. The later the interruption happens, the greater is the opportunity lost to score, for the batting team (if they have wickets in hand)
>Wickets lost in the end doesn't matter. If they were four down after 9.3 overs, lets assume, and yet finished on 320 after 46, the target for Australia would've come down to 310

>>76277977
hope henriques isn't allowed to sing

>>76277986
>cheating
It was poor sportsmanship at worst, but from the rules at the time it was perfectly legitimate

>>76277986
what are the pitches in America like?

>>76278025
Basically it's a system that works well in theory, but creates implausible scenarios from time to time, but so would any other method

>>76278036

I mean it was banned almost immediately for a reason. It may as well have been illegal with how pathetic it was.

>Ever trusting a colony of inmates

>>76278073
who is your favourite fast medium left armer?

for me? Garfield Sobers

for me? Murali

>>76278077

Ever? Khan.

>>76278098
Imran Khan was a right arm quick mate

>>76278114

Zaheer m8. Wrong Khan.

R u memeing me.

>>76278126
Zaheer Khan was left arm garbage mate

>>76278136
how about Wasim Akram

>>76278077
for me? it's Brandon Julian

>>76278136

I liked him. Smell my nuts faggot. You said favorite not best.

>>76278144
#elite

>>76278150
well that just reflects poorly on you doesn't it

>>76278158

Better than being a filthy convict desu.

>>76278152
He was Superb

>>76278165
I'm from muscular South Australia mate, no convicts here

>>76278168
are you a poo in the loo?

>>76278181
ya

is the rain good or bad for >us? I can't figure this shit out

>>76278176

>Unironically living in Adelaide

i bet 1 captcha there are only 2 posters ITT right now..me and a bot

>>76278186
do the arabs beat you guys alot?

>>76278194
I don't

>>76277886
I've never understood the game. What are the top leagues and where are they? Do they ever televise games? How does the scoring work?

I'd be down to try to watch a few matches or rundowns on youtube actually

>>76277881
>>76277886
>>76277986
not the same poster

>>76278204
No, I havent had a bad experience with an Arab yet. They are usually chill guys

>>76278209
>I'd be down
careful lad...once you go brown

>>76278209
people only ever watch the international games
>do they ever televise games
no, it's the second biggest sport in the world and no networks want to pick it up because they know they'll lose money.

>>76278209
Top Leagues are World Cup,Champions Trophy,T20 World Cup

when is Kohli gonna get fired? dude has always been nothing more than a punk.

>>76278226
i always read these horror stories in the news about indians and banglas getting fucked up there.

>>76278244
>second biggest sport in the world and no networks want to pick it up because they know they'll lose money
?

>>76278248
Are those all international? and how often is the World Cup played? does the US have a team?

>>76278274
He isnt getting fired soon,Man is playing very good for India

>>76278274
bit rich of him to complain about Kumble bringing Pujara back into the side when the bloke averages more than either Kohli or Rahane and was the only reason Australia didn't demolish India in the test series

>>76278279
those are people who come here to work as servants for arabs and they get fucked over

>>76278280
>are those all international
yes
>how often is the World Cup played?
every four years, with the next one being in 2019 and the next T20 one in 2020
>does the US have a team
not in the world cup, the US team is dogshit and filled with caribbean and indian expats

>>76278280
you have a team but it doesnt qualify.
Last Winner was Australia in 2015 and it happens every 4 years and yes all are international.T20 happens every 2 years and Champions Trophy every 4 years

>>76278302
Does /cric/ like /v/idya?

>4.50pm Play to restart at 5.15pm if we don't have more rain. Awaiting the revised target and overs. We're hearing Australia could be chasing 235 in 33 overs.

>>76278302
what is the best beer in ALL of Arab world?

>>76278333
used to but I threw out all of my games at the start of the year

I only play Don Bradman Cricket and grand strategy games these days

>>76278325
ICC told T20 WC is happening in 2018. They ditched that 4 year gap decision

>>76278338
>
SECRET HIDDEN BEER

>>76278280
Most international games are 1 team touring another country and having a best of 3-5 series in multiple formats. The world cup/trophy etc. are just tournaments involving all of them that happen every so often.

>>76278338
Alcohol is banned here

>>76278352
didn't know that got off the drawing board

really should be holding it every four years, but with it being played at the Olympics as well.

>>76278366
'sup Gupta? How's the chicken bizniss?

>>76278383
Cricket that Olympics wouldnt fit as its a long game and Countries outside the Commonwealth dont play it

>>76278398
T20s are quite quick and once it goes to the olympics a lot of countries will immediately start contributing money towards it.
The London Olympics almost had it and both the French and Italians have said they'll include it if they win the 2024 Olympic bid and the ICC approve it.

Interesting, so England has never won a world cup

at least the third venue isn't the rainiest in the country.

Oh wait.

>>76278455
why is it that the heartland of English cricket is also the rainiest part of England

>>76278375
is it because of sarcasm?

>>76278463
nah they consider it as haram

>>76278463
No alcohol = Gateway to 72 virgins

>>76278484
wew you really don't have much of a sense of humour mate

>>76278436
well it will be fun,if they can pull it off,
India will atleast get one medal in Olympics

>>76278502
Ya,I try to make jokes but they fail so I only stay quiet

>>76278502
I thought 4chan would improve my humor but i dont think it has hepled me much

>>76278502
kek #bantz

broke my stealth attack

>>76278489
Arabs go to the neighbouring country of Bahrain to drink alcohol and have parties

>Australia will have to get 235 in 33 overs. Three bowlers to bowl seven overs, two to bowl six. For what it's worth, the cut-off time for this game's 7.34pm

>win the toss on a day with rain forecast
>bat first
what did NZ mean by this?

>>76278581
Kane is operating on a level no one can understand

>>76278558
Hypocrites. You can legally consume pork and alcohol in the UAE.

we're back lads

is smith unironically the best captain in world cricket?

>>76278625
Ya even in Bahrain you can.Its only Saudi that bans alcohol in the whole ME i think

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>>76278642

>Warne and McCullum

mute

>>76278642
After Dhoni stepped down,I would consider him the best

steep run rate

>>76278523
>>76278541
you're okay in my book bud

>>76278684
Thank You,fellow amerilad

based davey

>>76278684
PLEASE

not sure if I'm happy with this total

didnt even gave wide

WIDE

who is the absolute biggest shitter in the australia team?

>>76278729
Hastings or Henriques, take your pick

>>76278740
Henriques

since when is finch back in the side?

one of these guys will get out below 20

>>76278773
think he just got recalled for this tournament

>>76278819
my bet is finch

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FINCH IS FAT

>>76278773
he was dropped? doesn't he always play the pyajamas?

>>76278841
got dropped during the Pakistan series

>>76278829
normally I'd agree but Warner keeps on coming up with ways to disappoint me

>>76278841
pretty sure he was dropped this home summer after being shit for quite a while

mind you then head was opening which I'm not sure is any better

>>76278865
he will not make mistakes in matches like this, i think

>>76278694
yeah, you're actually sort of OK. Are you a muslim? sorry haven't been lurkin

>>76278878
you'd be wrong

>>76278907
Nah im not Muslm

slow outfield from the rain, but dls wants a run rate about 7 from out the gate

hate this shit

>>76278908
lets see

warne's actually doing pretty well with commentary so far

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Why are British men so virile and charismatic?

http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/20/chuckle-brother-jimmy-patton-85-marries-26-year-old-fan-after-meeting-on-facebook-6585618/

Finch is a fat fuck that can't hit the ball

Who'd win? The entire nation of New Zealand vs an underarm bowl

>>76278922
DLS is absolute dogshit.
Why dont they let overs be the same instead of cutting them

S H O T
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>>76278908
yeah you were correct

fucking hell

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Time for Meme Shit lads

fucking yes

Well done, Foxtel. Totally worth fucking over the free to air networks.

Sad Birthday Steve Smith!

S H O T
H
O
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>>76279034
Know any good streaming sites? I can't tolerate the 5 minute delay on hotstar.

>>76279057
cricfree.sc is about 15 seconds behind

if australia can get to NZ's total without running out of overs they will win this game

love you Meme

lol poor people. my stream is hd and a few ms delay.

>>76279075
that'd be a tie m6

>>76279057
i'm watching on phone ..quality is shit but i'm driving and stuck in traffic so ..hahaha..wish me luck

http://live.robinwidget.org/streamvideo8/australia-vs-new-zealand-live-stream-2227241.html

my stream's 4k and actually ahead of the live action

>>76279064
Cheers mate

>>76279075
nah they would have won long before that

LE FUGG LE FINJ

wtf is happening to Aus batting side

Fucking hell Finch fucking do something you walking obesity crisis

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>>76278819
>one

what a useless cunt

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remember this lads?

Stoinis could have won this

memesmith will take aus to a victory unless it rains desu

>>76279090
>Traffic at 10PM
which city?

>>76279142
sad they didnt took him

fucking hate this team

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kek which one of you did this

>>76279158
Same

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Shitriques is useless

>>76279169
KEK

>>76279177
he is playing ok
hope he doesnt lose wicket

when does the nrl start again ok thanks

>>76279194
KEK who watches nrl

feel like the Australians aren't reading the bounce of the ball properly, which is the one thing you'd expect an Australian to be good at

>>76279177

Commetators did used to say Ern-reeks right? Not this Ern-re-quez thing?

>>76279214
they've done a bit of everything, he pronounces it as -reeks though

>that shot
fucking useless

And thanks to the DLS method,Aus has lost

GOT 'IM

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BASED RAIN

>>76279214
fuck why the fuck England get to host tournaments if rain is certain in every fucking game.

>AUSFALIA
>AUSFALIA
>AUSFALIA
>AUSFALIA
>AUSFALIA

C U C K E D

>>76279232
Tim Saudi?

Fuck this I'm going to bed

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based

HATE CRICKET

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England again found a way to fuck Australia

>>76279287
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>>76279313
based ISIS

>>76279149
mumbai dost

>>76279344
thanks Pajeet

don't care about cricket

Australia is fucking gay.

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England shouldn't have cricket on it

Which dumb cunt let the Poms host a cricket tournament? Even those Kiwi faggots can host a match better than this.

>>76279551
It's funny it always rains on the cricket matches yet I rarely see it rain when I go out. Kinda sad because I like the rain desu

>>76278966
Married for money, plain and simple

>>76279573
>I like the rain desu
I will never understand the English mindset, despite being 100% anglo

Match was Abandoned due to rain,Aus and NZ get a point
Fucking English Weather always ruines the fun

>the last CT match between the teams was abandoned at the same venue
can't make this up

Why cant they change the venue from edgbaston to Lords or some other ground.
It always rains in that ground

>>76277484

Wait, what? Nepal has a cricket league? Or am I missing a meme?

>>76279373
Same here

>>76279850
it's unironically their national sport

>Edgbaston
>Awful forecast for the next 7 days
FUCK THIS

>>76279929
Ind v Pak will suffer the same fate

>>76279938
They play like once a year. I need 8-9 hours of English, Hindi and Urdu banter.

>>76279983
the world benefits from indian and pakistani shitflinging

>>76279999
Quads of truth

Business idea:
Indoor cricket

>>76277693
*dabs to acknowledge and support your post*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEwmEFN_mlU

>>76279376
are you an Indian muslim?

235 from 33 overs=7.12rpo
aus is fucked

KEK

Poopeelians are so shit they have to hide behind the rain

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>>76277484
Why do so many women have absolutely zero hobbies and also have a complete inability to keep a conversation going

About ready to give up if I'm honest lads

>>76282096
They get given more leeway for being socially awkward because they're not the ones that are supposed to initiate courtship

>English weather

Just have the world cup in the Caribbean all the time easy

>>76282143
Basically women are secret autists but instead of /sp/ and /pol/ they have /kardashian/ and facebook

But unlike many spergs here, women will get rewarded for being a no-social autist eventually without ever having to work on themselves

Basically womens got social aspergers but have a popularity feedback loop that keeps many of them from ever realizing it

>>76282665
2007 WC was the shittiest desu, it rained in the final if you don't remember

Just took a massive /cric/ lads AMA

>>76283115
wtf

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>>76279929
>>76279938
>>76282625
>>76282665

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>>76283295
>get an unbearable heatwave during final exams in May
>rain for cricket starting on June

Australia was robbed

>cucketfags have no problem with 'no result' being a result in their spoort

>>76285087
>tied cricket test once a century
>tied rugby test once a year
>tied soccer match every week

>>76285518
>a draw isn't functionally the same as a tie
JEJ

>>76277658
post public execution pics

>>76284173
Not so fun when the tables are turned is it, criminal scum?

>>76282096
Tbh most people don't have hobbies not just girls

>>76282731
just woke up lads

>>76283378
what constitutes an unbearable heatwave in England?

love cricket

/nrl/'s WalkGOD vs /afl/'s Straffo vs /cric/'s Daniel

who wins lads

“I thought it was probably one of the worst bowling displays that we’ve put on for a very long time,” a flat Smith said post-match. “We bowled both sides of wicket. We gave them a lot of freebies. And it was pretty ordinary, to be honest with you.
“Let’s hope it’s rust and let’s hope it’s gone. Because that was, as I said, it was pretty ordinary. We did not bowl well at all. So that’s something we need to look at and improve on for the next game. The last probably 10, 15 overs was pretty good, and that’s something that I guess we have done pretty well for a very long time. But if you start well, you certainly make things a hell of a lot easier on yourselves and today we didn’t do that.”

>>76288900
I think we can all agree that Straffo will come out on the bottom, being an overweight loser that has never had to face genuine adversity in his life.
WalkGOD obviously has the edge over Daniel in raw power, but Daniel has far more ability and is the more cerebral of the pair. That said, if Walkie exerts enough pressure on Daniel he will simply give up, just like how he fled Christchurch like a little bitch after a single earthquake. WalkGOD doesn't have much strength of mind either, mind you, and will collapse under a sustained barrage of mattposting and abuse. I think it would be an evenly matched fight.

love all the normies whining about the new twin peaks lads

>>76288949
Good post

>London and South East England
>A rather cloudy start with some rain in places. Gradually becoming drier and brighter from the west with sunny spells developing. Just a chance of the odd shower developing across western parts later.

lots of strange players in the WI squad

really hate pissrat

>>76288949
elite analysis

I hate this fucking cricket team

It SHOULD be the best in the world and SHOULD be winning every fucking game, but the players keep on fucking it up

do you think the on-going pay dispute with ca is affecting the australian players' performance?

>>76290578
No, I think they just exist to disappoint

>>76290481
What made Ponting's team in the 00s so good? I was in desperation and fear whenever they played us.

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looking forward to today's match 2bhfam

>>76290827
the worst player in the side was Damien Martyn, who had a test average of 46 and kept players like Lehmann and Hussey sidelined

they were just a fucking ridiculous side

>>76290839
pls no bully

>>76291081
no worries ganindu

>>76291305
>you just messed up two letters of my name.

3spoopy5me

sri lanka anthem sounds like a song that teaches kids to count or something

>>76291454

South Africa in a blowout

why is Malinga still allowed?

>>76291498
how fucking old is he now
used to pretend to be Malinga as a 12 year old kid

de cock seems nervous and Amla playing it safe, this will not end well

NOT OUT

OUT

Will Dekock score a century?

sa not gonna make it

so this is the famously explosive south african top order

>>76291700
>amla
>explosive
triggered m80

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here's hoping Sri bat worse than us

de Kock looks shaky

exciting game lads

>Sangakkara thinks this is advantage South Africa despite the slow start. "This is a relaid surface, not the usual pace here. Sri Lanka haven't picked a wicket either."

Do you think quinton the cock was bullied at school?

>Ajay: "Where's Rilee Rossouw?"
kek

set for a big score lads

>>76291911
nah he went to a very gay school. http://www.kesnet.co.za/Home/Home

Vintage Amla

http://www.kesnet.co.za/Sport/Cricket
decent selection

all my school had was Simon Katich and Lloyd Rayney

wait we had Beau Casson and Tim Zoehrer too KEK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRgzwrv1w2k

yeah good knock mate

i wish i was from a white country

BASED CITIBANK™ SLINGA™ MALINGA™

>>76292220
Same

anyone feel a nice big score coming up?

>>76292515
Nah I'm busy dropping a nice big score as I type this

>tfw no racist white south african gf

Why is Malinga allowed to chuck it like that

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>>76293001

stop being a rayciss

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>>76293109
>her tummy
wew la

its all over. we have no chance now

>>76293219
do we have any good non-quota bowlers?

>>76293219
man your position is fine, just need this partnership to steady the ship and smack a couple of boundaries and you will be gd

cant

daily reminder that hashim amla said "diz duz nut fokkin sleep" to ab devilliers just before he slipped and got bowled middle stump by malinga and lost the match against sri lanka and then went home and got raped by an antelope

>britbong trying hard