who /nervous/ here?

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not me

>>76276563
Don't worry bro we got this

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>>76276563
I'm so nervous

I'm not nervous tBh. I know el Madrid is going to win, I feel it in my bones.

>>76276563
T
S
U

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No nerves, just hype

What's the difference between Juventus and Real?
Juventus is "Old Lady"
Real is old whore

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we're gonna win. madrid doesn't stand a chance.

>>76276989
LITERALLY pissing myself atm #litty

>>76276563
Dont even bother.

TSUUUUUUUUUUU

>>76276563
I've read the script. Real wins 1-0. Sorry m8

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>>76276563
I'm ok. are jew nerveious?

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>>76276563

>Mfw Buffon finally wins

>>76277784
>>76276800
Real Madrid fans are insufferable. You faggots are almost as bad as Barça tourists.

>>76276563
the janitors are nervous for sure.

cp posts flooding threads, massive uncontrollable amount of TSU threads or Exposed thread.

I'm ready. are they?

>>76277763
But it already happened in 1998, they can't use the same one for the sequel

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friendly reminder that real could only score 1 goal in 180 minutes against city's defence, you will be fine

...and his name is...

...Juve....

...Juve...

...and he comes from the....


Tori-nolia, home of the Fratelli

>>76278531
>Insufferable for saying that we think >our team is going to win
>the absolute state of farça customers.

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>>76276563
Why would I be nervous? It's already guaranteed >we will win

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>slips

if odds: jewentus wins
if evens: halal offsiderid wins

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If digits juve wins
If singles juve wins but in penalties

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Tomorrow.

>>76280532
post him ducking that header

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>>76276563
Be ready jews

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Don't worry zì the title is alredy yours, you might as well start celebrating now.
Have you bought the t-shirt alredy? You totally should if you didn't

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>>76280713
ummmm there is something wrong... ah! Triplet!! Thats catalonian you uefalona fag

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JUST
U
V
E
N
T
U
S

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But I don't want Juventus to win the CL.

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>>76276563
i cant wait to watch the gobbi cry again

Lifelong Juve fan here

I honestly don't know how we are going to score.

Dybala is not experienced in finals, and Higuain is awful in finals. It's going to take a lucky goal to win, while we also have to defend Marcelo.

this is a nightmare

>>76281478

You never watched a single Juventus game in your entire life since you were born on this earth.

jeweh will get fucked tommorw

>yfw Higgs scores the winrar

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>Juventus haven't even won a treble before

Sad!

> -6

>>76280415
>3 goals in 90 mins vs the best defense in la liga
>6 goals in 180mins vs the best german defense
>6 goals in 180 mins vs the 2nd italian defense
>Real scored in literally every game since City
>Ronaldo scored 5 times in the last 4 games vs Juventus
>you will be fine
lmao

>>76281670

In order:

-Best defense in La Liga doesn't mean shit given how the game unfolded. They shat themselves, all of the goals are near literal owngoals, they didn't score one single goal that wasn't on their own merits, not even the one in the return leg.
-6 Goals against Bayern half of which were irregular
-Between Napoli and Juventus there's a massive power gap like there is between Sevilla and Real Madrid. Nothing remarkable.
-Ronaldo did lose to Juventus in knockout situation, but he scored twice on two completely asspulled penalties.

So your point is "they score a lot of ricochet questionable goals and when the stakes get higher they have to cheat to beat teams better than them and sometimes they still go home". I can agree with that.

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Huehuehuehueheuhuehue

Ronaldo to seal it with a pen in extra time after being invisible for 90 minutes throwing temper tantrums. Cap it.

Don't worry, you got this.

>>76281814
>near literal owngoals
stopped reading here, enjoy your pizzeria fantasy where Juventus doesn't choke as per usual.

>>76281565
What are you drinking, Salman?

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>>76281814
>Irregular goals

Do I smell a new meme

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>>76276563
not me la

>>76276563
juve is going to lose and you know haha i will enjoy the show.

>>76281514
I have. You say this because I'm posting with an American flag, right?
My great grandfather was from Turin, my blood flows with Piedmontese. I am Juventus.

I'll literally stop watching this semen-slurping sport if Real win

>>76276563
>tfw want to watch it
>but also have music fest ticket


What do brehs?

who /indifferent/ here

>>76286671
Here, desu, senpai.

JUVE you need to do it!!


if madrid win it will confirm my worst fears about the sport. That competition is dead and it only matters how much money you have which more or less comes from the size of your city.

it's bad enough that you come from an urban megaregion yourself. but at least you haven't won it in a while


we need redistribution in european leagues and cup

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>>76276563
No, I have faith senpai

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ARE YEAR LA'

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d4TyJsdONt

>>76291678
Madrid is like 2million, there's much bigger cities in europe

>>76291730
it's the 3rd biggest (Turkey and russia don't count as they havetoo many third world characteristics)

What part of Jeep are you guys from?

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>>76277219

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>Real Mad

>>76292129

Durango, Arizona

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>yfw it'll go to penalties

>>76291778
Russia definitely counts, and anyway most countries' biggest cities have teams with little to no European sucess (Paris, Rome, Berlin, Edinburgh, even London)
Madrid is basically the only exception

>>76292196
shit that's stressful af

Sopa de Dani Alves will guide us to the Treble tonight. 90 mins business as usual.

https://www.theplayerstribune.com/dani-alves-juventus-the-secret/

>>76292262
it doesn't preclude all other mitigating factors

but where there is an exception to the rule there is a strong explanation
russia doesn't count because it's 2nd world at the most
edinburgh isn't scotland's biggest city
london has a high density of clubs owing to its composition of historic boroughs

the general rule is strong. madrid is the 3rd largest city in europe elevated due to the club's uneven distribution of TV rights.

>>76286611
>my great grandfather was Terroni that moved to Turin to work in a factory, lost his job and fled to USA
Fixed that for you

>>76292262
>Edinburgh
>big
It's not even the biggest city in Scotland nevermind big compared to the rest of the UK

>>76286611
>my heart bleeds cotalan.jpeg

>>76277372
'This is going to be a RAUNCHY match.

>>76281837
O F F S I D E
F
F
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I
D
E

>>76276574
>the axis of evil

>>76278531
lol fuck you

we gonna win as usual

>>76281837
http://www.marca.com/futbol/champions-league/final/2017/06/03/593297b5e5fdea330a8b45b6.html

>I would trade my goal in La Septima for being able to listen to my son

this is sad as fuck

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>>76295522
>we

Can the game hurry the fuck up already

>Still 3 bongs left