friday night footy
geelong vs crows
why no thread ffs i leave the country for a couple of weeks and it all goes to shit
>>76273680
We're here >>76273091 because fuckhead OP used an i instead of L.
I'm staying here fuck an OP that can't spell
Official thread
MIgrating here too
Not a muzzie so it's okay
HEAVE HO UNNA
/afl/ and /cric/ on
*dabs
Bruce creaming himself over Tiger drink driving
Gayfl troled hard XD Epic Win!
Struggling to think of a better use for one desu
who are we tipping?
Issac you in here mate?
>Bruce commentating all the Hawks games
>Gil's runt brother commentating all the Cats games
Not to go all reddit but I hate biased commentary and Geelong better lose this time
>>76273765
Cats by 17
>>76273765
tipping the hair dryer in the bath when I follow rc's tips, back the wrong team again and lose.
You have 10 second to name a worse footy "expert" than David King
>>76273810
reality check
>>76273723
>>76273728
>>76273730
>>76273680
All of these were me. I'm trying to divide and conquer the /afl/ poommunity
>>76273810
cameron ling, wayne carey
>>76273799
You need to start working out the tests I put out.
This one isn't a test though. Adelaide should be too strong, having said that there's high potential for a rigged game. 180-190 points is the bet.
@76273826
I'm not interested in your views. Never (You) me again.
>>76273824
Hmm they certainly give "kingy" a run for his money
>>76273815
"Literally" and OBJECTIVELY incorrect
>>76273824
Both of these guys are pretty good and don't pretend to be experts.
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
DANGER DANGER
>>76273763
>men.com
that would be a seriously expensive domain
>>76273851
Lingy for one makes useless observations a seething casual could make. He is the Michael Clarke of AFL commentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y1WdBXYTnY
>>76273892
Not necessarily a bad thing. Like I said he doesn't pose as an expert, just does his job.
>goal umpire named Wojak
oh my
>>76273917
>Geelong having their former players umpire games for them
Not really fair.
>>76273917
someone do a wojack shoop - I would if I didn't suck and wasn't lazy
>>76273917
>>76273930
never forget
>>76273915
His job title is literally 'Expert Commentator'
>comparing Danger to GAJ
heathens
>>76273915
But his job is literally to provide expert insights, whether that is from the commentary box or the boundary umpire. If he only says shit that is completely offers, and therefore offers nothing to the commentary, then he is effectively redundant.
Back to back Bruce commentary....hopefully Cats get pumped so he chokes up again.
>>76273965
boundary line* sorry
>the state of me
I can use this image because I know that saints arnt playing this week and thus cant disappoint me.
got put in a coma after od'ing inside a brothel on wednesday
ama
>>76274002
how are you posting if you got put in a coma
Rev up 5aa lads
>>76274014
was an induced coma, they only put me in it for 24 hours or so
This game has rigged all over it.
>Look at Fatlop
>Run away laughing
>it's another Duckwood episode
>>76274002
how do i be like you?
hawks lads
Reminder that Selwood was literally finished as a player before Dangerfield came along
>>76274002
How many people with legitimate medical emergencies had their treatment jeopardised by your degenerate, selfish idiocy?
geelong have been kissed on the dick so often in their history it's actually infuriating.
>can't tip football
>can't tip cricket
>can't tip who is destroying his spirit
>>76274063
We joke but it's literally deciding matches and destroying the fabric of the game itself
>>76274063
>Duckwood
Adelaide guy is lucky he has a strong neck. Damn near decapitated him.
>>76274086
t. Mrs. Selwood
how will cucklong be umpballed through this one lads
>>76274095
By looking out for the protected species of Duckwood and Dangerfield, throw in a few soft frees to Porkins to keep it fresh too.
Honest question.
Why is Harry Taylor playing forward this year?
Was he washed up as a defender? Did Geelong get some new guys that they want to play back there?
I thought he was still highly regarded as a backman.
>>76274106
Also look for holding off the ball which will go Geelong's way but not the Crows',
Quite tiresome that >le exciting abo small forward has transferred from cyril to eddie. I blame Bruce
/BASEDBANE/
>>76274125
To be fair Eddie became a gun after leaving Carlton and has done some pretty amazing highlight reel things with the Crows, it's just a shame that once you get a rep for flashy plays they suck you off at every opportunity and twice as much during coon round
>>76274117
Based Reality "If its brownmow it down" Check
Where are the tips?
why does geelong have the most punchable faces and hated players?
porkins, duckwood, cuckfield, mackay, taylor (fag), guthrie
>>76274106
>few soft frees to Porkins to keep it fresh too
desu, he does get pretty hard done by
>>76274108
I think they thought they were too tall/slow/old with Henderson, Lonergan and Taylor down back.
>>76274202
>mackay
You forgot Stewart.
do these commentators want to jizz over duckwood anymore?
He's evolved. He's now ducking in mid air.
>>76274245
He's dead jim
>>76274222
This. Also Mitch Duncan.
Joel Selwood is a modern day warrior
All this Selwood shilling
Rowie on 5aa already calling crows crap
mfw i got in on geelong for a 50, 1-39 @3.10
>ducking runs in the family
absolute scum
>Blatent duck by Scott Selwood
My hatred for them is incalculable
Was that a train? Kek
>>76274379
how has the afl not stopped this?
kek @ everyone who thought /crows/ would be in with a chance at Kardinia
coalface
>>76274421
kek at the plebs who go early
How the fuck does Mitch Duncan look soaking wet 2min into every game?
He must smell fucking putrid
whose your /afl/ husbando lads?
if it aint tex, then you're doing it wrong
>>76274379
>Hating the champion big brother because his little brother is annoying
Sad.
>>76274424
Covfefe face
Adelaide captain looks like a ripoff of Pie's Pendles
>>76274443
eric hipwood
>>76274445
Isn't Scott the youngest?
>>76274443
Isn't Tex legitimately retarded?
Should have buried the cunt.
>>76274443
sharrod wellingham :3
>>76274443
lachie neale
I have a shocking case of the runs tonight
>>76274443
I only go for guys with stellar personalities tßh
I didn't know crows dived.
>>76274443
Ben McEvoy
>>76274443
pretending to be gay on 4chan isn't edgy anymore
>>76274500
Fight fire with fire
>>76274466
m8 tex is a rhodes scholar
>>76274514
has he published any peer reviewed articles?
Why won't someone just fucking lariat Selwood into retirement for the good of the game?
>>76274519
yeah, its about how much nat fyfe is a cunt
Is Tom Hawkins the best small forward in the game?
Hawkins looks like the love child of E.T and a human
Bruce is edging his cock HARD every time Dangerfield threatens to score he's gonna bust a good 8 roper after the game at this rate
>>76274531
is ET related to BT?
>>76274536
BT has no relations
>>76274541
BT is omniscient
>>76274421
thought this was a safe bet, at this rate im gunna have to cash out early
>>76274552
Adelaide are good enough to come back. The umpires are just doing enough for Geelong to keep sustaining this lead. You should be safe mate.
>>76274552
>putting on a bet only to cash out early
you retards are a bookies wet dream
>>76274573
you realise you dont cash out on a loss right? i'd still make profit
>duckwood
for FUCKS SAKE
1 week for Porkins
I just moved to this sad country and can't watch the games. Anyone have a stream?
>>76274618
it'll cost you 40 bongs mate
>Not a cowards punch
Bore off
>>76274618
thought games were free to every country thats not aus tbqh
>>76274615
Honestly looked like a dive.
KEK Pawkins' wife is a fat sloppy cow
>>76274615
How is that not a downfield free kick though.
Right in front of the umpires eyes.
>>76274618
https://www.vipbox[dot]nu/sports[slash]aussie-rules.html
>>76274604
it's fucking stupid either way
I bet you do multis too
>>76274636
Because its Geelong and they get kissed on the dicks by the umps m8
Crows are objectively the good guys in this match
>>76274636
Because there was nothing in it. If they were paying down field free kicks it would've been done earlier when two crows were gang raping Hawkins on the ground.
>>76274642
brah you just admitted you have no clue about betting
you may as well give out sex tips while your spouting your mouth on topics you nothing of
>>76274618
it's on 7mate la
>>76274637
GOOD LAD
>>76274618
You deserve nothing but death moving to Bongistan during Ramadan inshallah
>nah it's fine, he only punched him in the throat
>>76274679
>brah
Read statistical analyses in regards to cashing out and minimizing losses/securing profits. It doesn't work in your favour in the long term either way. Look at the same sort of data in regards to multis as well.
Why do you think every bookie is rushed in immediately when they were able to introduce the cash out option?
>>76274679
>nothing in it
>"literally" punched a guy in the face
Sure thing Issac.
>>76274736
meant for
>>76274657
>>76274656
I feel the same. Very bad feel
>Geelong has 19 scores from 25 i50's
That's very lucky, on top of umpball and duckball Crows can still definitely save this
>5aa calling walker a pathetic captain
BASED
I thought this cunt is supposed to be dead
>>76274736
>>76274749
>"Face"
There was no contact to the head. Any contact was made to the Sternum/throat.
The Crows player legitimately dived. This isn't like the Cotchin vs. whoever one where he clocked him in the head. This was a brush which was fully embellished by a diver trying to milk a free.
>Sam Armytage didn't pop a tit when she hit the water
lmao who is this retard? was he in a car crash or something?
>>76274810
he's getting noticeably worse by the year every time he's on TV which is pretty sad.
>>76274826
Big freeze has been running for at least the last 2 years fresh cunt
>>76274810
He probably will be this time next year
>>76274826
insensitive la
>>76274826
>doesn't know Neil Daniher
embarrassed for you honestly
Kinda sucks that we're losing right now.
>>76274817
are they gonna drown Caroline Wilson this year?
>>76274859
>Neil
>Crows leading in the free kick count
REEEEEE.
>>76274870
would donate a bunch to see, Eddie would throw a mil easy
>>76274872
my bad I'll cop that
>coalface
>>76274860
>we
Mind on the game Pykelet, but I'm not too concerned, this was the game where >we were meant to lost our winning streak so they've already disappointed me
Nice kick dangercunt you smug poof
I know multiple field and boundary umpires (none of the females kek sorry lads)
AMA
>the extraction process was brilliant
so they've moved on to druggie similes. Quality commentary.
>>76274964
Gotta get the viewers ready for the Ben Cousins doco on Sunday Night
>>76274941
Were any of them open about their biases?
Port >>>>>>>>>>> Adelaide.
Fuck off abbo dicklet
>>76274980
There was one boundary umpire who HATED certain players but it was for their personality never their play style and they weren't superstar players either, they have no trouble switching that part off come game time and the boundary ump couldn't do much to influence the game without being caught even if they wanted too.
At least I have a rowey meltdown to listen to
>>76274998
Objectively true
Not only im playing ability but history and culture.
>>76275042
ABSOLUTE PRETENDERS.
STINKY STINKY. THEY CAN GET STUFFED
>>76275042
I hope they do call in's tonight the rabble will be great listening
>>76275060
>ABSOLUTE PRETENDERS.
kek just heard that verbatim too
There are 3 Kelly's in the AFL
>Jake Kelly
>Josh Kelly
>James Kelly
Was it autism?
STOP LOSING FFS!
What's the tip on RC's bullshit excuse this time around? Some blatant, but not nearly enough umpball to blame, too much of a blowout for rigged by Gil.
>>76275085
Nah I was wrong on this. Should have seen it coming.
Fuck geelong
Let's talk real here, why can't the Crows beat Geelong? We always lose to them no matter our or their form
>>76275100
>we
Because you're posting on /afl/ instead of playing the damn game.
>>76275085
Probably some rambling about how it's rigged to make the Cats look strong and bump up their Kardinya attendances after the new stand was opened
>in b4 he's so bereft of a narrative he steals this one
is it too early to fire up 5aaa lads
>>76275100
>we
Love your voice of reason Bicks!
Fuck dzhilong are the biggest pack of unlikeable cunts going around. Somehow worse than essenshit
Starting to think 5aa is biased
>>76275113
nah fire it up, it's prime time now as they are still fuming, they simmer down once they can wrap their autism around a loss, hopefully the do call in's after the game
>>76275113
They have been losing it since 1st qtr Called tex pathetic earlier
>>76274729
i cashed out for $74
>>76275156
Mate you gotta start listening to me.
Crows are getting fucked over by the umps.
@76275178
why would he want to bankrupt himself?
>>76275178
too close to >39 for me
>>76275181
Meow.
>chris scott
fucking manlet KEK
>12.13
Should have put these cunts to the sword a long time ago
>>76275085
> it's a test
Need exactly 10 more goals for my bet to win
>all these old people ads
w-we're n-not a glorified retirement home g-guys. r-radelaide amirite?
>>76275245
Radelaide is taking it too far, but it's by far the best capital city in the country.
>Nice weather (mostly)
>Decent beaches nearby
>Murder mysteries to keep you entertained
>Can buy a house in your lifetime
>>76275264
>wanting to live in bumfuck nowhere adelaide
KEK
>>76275245
We definitely are. We'll be Detroit 2.0 if people here vote for more gibs (aka Labor) in 2018.
Execute all umpires
>2 free kicks to geelong when the crows were gaining ground
This sport is fucking rigged
>>76274443
Viney desu
>>76275272
Whole country is becoming Detroit. I wonder who's fault that might be
>>76275269
Where else is there to live? "hip" places like Sydney or Melbourne? Anything of note that happens there also comes to Adelaide.
>>76275296
Both parties really.
>>76275296
>>76275302
immigration minister
>>76275302
>he believes in "parties"
>>76275272
What exactly do you see Marshall, the used-car salesman of SA politics achieving? It would be nice if they released anything even resembling a plan, but it doesn't matter, Weatherill is back in next year.
>>76275313
DERK UUR JERBS
fucking retard.
>>76275272
>labor crashes economy with no survivors
>highest unemployment in the country
>because of unemployment people keep voting labor for gibs
cheeky desu
No wonder they have been in power 20 years
Lmao reality check
>>76275331
Economy is going to crash regardless, especially when the housing market implodes.
The only thing the parties are doing is trying to make sure it doesn't happen on their watch (by inflating it so the crash will be bigger).
THEY SAID REALITY CHECK
THEY ACTUALLY SAID IT BETWEEN 15-14 MINS LEFT
>simpletons forget it is because of the economic policies of hawke and keating that grew this country
fucking howard just rode on the coattails
>>76275350
Im keen for a crash to be quite honest with you
>REALITY REKT
>>76275331
>labor crashed the economy
?????
>cause national recession
>blame state governments and the government two terms ago
>>76275354
This
>>76275354
Best of Keating is one of the GOAT Aussie politics vids
https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/wow-doge-is-not-dead/
>>76275374
>two terms
try two fucking decades
>>76275324
I'd rather a third party get in. Labor have done nothing for SA.
>he didn't vote for all far right parties in the last election and then keep it secret from everyone he knows so that he's not labelled as a bigot
>>76275369
State Bank debacle was a yuge cock-up, and I'm a Laborfag (though can't vote for local member Koutsatonis, due to his woggy behaviour). Olsen selling off our fucking electricity grid was a much larger fuck-up though. Notice how the free-market didn't stop those statewide blackouts despite astronomical electricity prices? makes you think.
>DZHILONG
>DZHILONG
>DZHILONG
>>76275390
>mate i wanna do you slowly
KEK
>>76275353
mfw someone did a afl evolution lets play titled Reality Check
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok97eEP6BSA
>>76275415
I barely even hide my power level anymore. Doesn't really seem to be a point desu
>>76275354
Some ofHawke and Keating's free market economic policies would be considered "fascist" by some today, with the decision to float the dollar on the exchange rate and the privitisation of Commonwealth Bank and Qantas.
>paintbrush still in the ground
Someone getting fired over a rigging prop left on the field
>>76275451
Fucking dirty umps, planting this to put off the Crows
>>76275449
I think fascist is a bit of a stretch.
But yeah, there would be an extreme outcry. Especially those from the Left in the Labor party.
But they did what the Libs never did, and the Libs were in power for thirty fucking years.
Fuck off you glow worm cunts
>>76275488
>they did what the Libs never did, and the Libs were in power for thirty fucking years.
Interesting how that works hey. I was making the "fascist" hyperbole based off comments from losers on facebook who claim everything the Libs do as "fascist."
>Those security guards
Kek, someone get the Metal Gear Solid theme playing, caught the pensioners redhanded
>>76275449
Can only imagine how badly Libs would've cocked up those firesales. Labor probably did it because they saw the writing on the wall and didn't want them turned into Murdoch Air & Packer Financial
>ultimate professionals taking time off the clock there
Lingy is such a cunt
REV UP DAT 5AA
who 2/2 here? I think I might start grossly exaggerating my tipping ability as a gimmick tßh
>>76275189
Gotta believe mate.
>>76275588
>tfw tipped Crows
Eh let's see which of us is the more elite tipper at the end of the season m8
>>76275588
Not shartality gunt, that's for sure
>>76275588
me but I never tip against the cats
/belonggeelong/
>>76275590
my belief was in geelong, shit happens
ABSOLUTELY
COMPLETELY
ETERNALLY
Rowie is losing his shit lmao
>>76275605
>NOT LE GRUMPF xD xD
Fuck up idiot. I'm still on 63 tips for the year. What about your form?
>>76275583
they're already at each others throat, this is glorious
singapore /kfc/ pretty good lads
>>76275610
/crows/ here, but I happily tip against them when I know that they are going down. It's this shark-like tenacity that has me standing on a marble plinth as an undisputed Tipping Masterâ„¢.
>>76275613
I made over $6500 up to Round 7 when I stopped punting. You need to believe in Tip God.
>talking up geelong while their past 3 have been at home
>tests count
>umpballs count
>Gil conspiracies count
who /flawless/ here?
>This 5AA old woman
KEK
Rowie, nuke your membership
Rowie btfo
>We are not supporters
Bull-fucking-shit
The 5aa calls always take the sting out of a loss
>Roaming BT
Most free kicks through 2017 season thus far:
1. Joel Selwood (34)
2. Shane Mumford (25)
2. Todd Goldstein (25)
4. Dayne Zorko (23)
5. Nat Fyfe (22)
6. Paddy Ryder (19)
8. Tom Lynch [GC] (18)
8. Trent Cotchin (18)
>>76275747
best part of the night desu
Rowey gets overly emotional and gets btfo by the other hosts AND that talk back. It's entertaining to listen to, but surely its a stunt just to get listeners.
someone call up 5aa and call Rowie a shitcunt?
>>76275756
nah I think Rowey is a legit mental midget, he tells callers to get stuffed and other aggressive shit he has to get his head pulled in by his handler when he goes too far.
Geelong are such fucking pretenders.
Would have got cut to shreds if this game was at this MCG. They can't hide their flaws at this stadium forever.
Going to be glorious when they get destroyed in the finals again.
>BT crashing the pack with Mackie and the sluts
fuck I love this shit
>>76275756
It's 50/50
You can tell when he means it
They need to start suspending people for simulation.
Based BT just crashing the set in casual wear as he gets ready to fuck off home, loving this casual approach to Friday night footy with BT as the spearhead
Gold Coast WILL beat West Coast tomorrow
>>76276032
Objectively correct.
>>76276032
Tipping Master™ here lad, I've fed the data into my Rube-Goldberg AFL Tips Simulator®. The results are inconclusive as a breath of wind from the window blew a candle off centre and the ball bearings fell on the floor. However jurisprudence would suggest that you should change your tip forthwith.
>>76276005
I was listening to Triple M a few days ago and they were saying that BT usually starts changing clothes whilst he's still calling with about 10 minutes of the game left so that he can get home ASAP.
>>76276111
How about a little wager on this one Tipping Master?
thinking next week I might cheekily bet on all of RC's predictions, thoughts?
>>76276218
If you're serious I'll try my best to give you a solid multi mate.
Can crows beat the bullies then geelong at adelaide oval?
>>76276218
You'll get more value from burning your money (i.e. warmth) because RC's predictions provide nothing
>>76276451
I'm serious, name your multi and your betting site of choice
>>76276160
KEK what a gun
eddddddddddddieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eddddddddddddieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
been good at the top lads, can't last forever.
>>76274463
Hipwood could be a decent trap tbqh
>>76275588
You'd have to be genuinely retarded not to be 2/2.
>>76279448
paging Bitchality Cunt
Basedbane tbqh lads
Royalty Christ
>>76279448
Tipped crows :(
SHAKER FRIES ARE BACK AT MACCAS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
>>76287220
thanks based straffGOD
>>76287220
YAAAAS MACCAS SLAAAAY QUEEEEEN
I put money on Bitchmond, so should I tip Norf? Win-win?
iggs tbqh
did the suns player have his foot on the line for that kick out from the square?
>>76287220
HJ's chips are still better.
>>76288596
hjs>>>>maccas
although maccas caesar grilled chicken gourmet burger is actually very good
Just popping out for a quarter time Dart lads.
Anyone want to join?
>>76288750
drug users are losers
reminder that any form of XDXD posting is the sure sign of a mental midget
Ablett looks like he's injured again. Looks slow
north or richmond boys?
>>76288858
Norf
>>76288858
Bet Richmond
Tip Norf
>>76288904
Sportsbet's pay out after a 24 point lead means betting on norf is literally free money
>>76288924
Fuark that's neat. I chucked $25 on Norf and $20 on Bitchmond. Here's the plan:
>Norf start crushing Tigs
>Win the Norf bet early
>Norf >Norfs in the 3rd quarter
>Cash out Tigs on a profit
Genius
>>76288952
Sounds good until both teams choke the entire game and draw
>shiggles
IGGLES A SHIT
Starting to realise that Hawthorn were a neccessary evil needed to stop the true evil that is Geelong, all other major contenders are getting constantly exposed, dark days ahead.
>>76289226
>dark days
duck days lad
port or bok hill
Fold the shitgles
SALIVATING thinking about all the shitgles fans bitching after they lose.
>Tipped bloody Crows
>Tipped Shitgles
Who /idiot/
Perthgook on suicide watch
>>76289552
Me I tipped Crows. Objectively my worst tip of the year.
>shitgles being exposed by the worse team in afl history on WA Day weekend
glorious
>>76289552
Eagles might get up here though, the Suns are looking messy.
Looks like she still can't bounce the ball
>>76289649
GAJ will get them over the line.
>>76289660
Sexist
Have the suns or the geeants had a draw yet?
>>76289689
Suns have drawn with Iggs before.
HOW YOU REMIND ME
OF WHAT I REALLY AM
>>76289696
Completely forgot about that, thanks m8
Are the Suns pulling a NORF?
What the fuck are the suns doing? Haven't scored a single goal this quarter.
>>76289737
Spoke too soon. But they won't score another one.
>>76289737
Was someone playing the trumpet after that goal?
>10.13
>>76289746
the trumpet is being played after every suns goal
It's amazing how many players GC have that consistently make the absolute worst possible decisions in a given situation.
Is it me or is Darling shit?
Would trade him before he gets worse
TWO METRE PETER
>Worst cuck
>>76289778
He's too fat
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA SHITGLES
>>76289769
I mean, they are a group of people who thought going to GC was a good career decision
>SHITGLES
I'm tipping basedbane to not lose this week
Rev up the shitgles big footy board lads
>isgg
>SHITGLES
SHITGLES
>SHITGLES
SHITGLES
>SHITGLES
SHITGLES
>SHITGLES
SHITGLES
>SHITGLES
SHITGLES
>SHITGLES
SHITGLES
>worst cuck shitgles
LMAO
>worst cuckstralia
KEK
REV UP BIG FOOTY LADS, CAN'T WAIT FOR THE IGGLES FANS TEARS
How much time is left? Eagles only need another goal.
t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-Tip God
>>76289814
kek it's over you drongo
>>76289814
>eagles
kek
K E K
KEK!
>shitgles have lost to their younger other plastic artificial franchise brothers; gold coast and GWS
fucking FOLD this pathetic "club"
someone give me a good excuse right now why my decision to take RC's bets for next week seriously is a bad idea
guess it's time to off myself
kinda want to experience the new stadium though 2bh
>>76289835
the 'test'
>>76289835
pics or it didnt happen
gold coast best coast
>>76289840
>he supports the shitgles
KEK
>Eagles hadn't ever lost to GWS or GC. Then lose to them back to back.
>>76289855
absolute pottery
>>76289835
You'll have to deal with a lot of phonecalls/paperwork with centrelink when you win massive amounts of money from following his bets.
who takes worst cucks spot in the finals now lads?
>love when the 2 goals gold coast need to win come from the result of incompetent umpiring. When the GC player rushed the behind without a west coast player within 5 metres how was that not a free kick? Results in a coast to coast goal.
>Shuey tackled, handpasses and is pushed back on top of the ball and its holding the ball?
>Absolutely amateur umpiring.
KEK they are fucking deusional
>>76288924
Thought that was only for last round?
>quit smoking 3 weeks ago
>alcohol consumption has gone through the roof.
What did I mean by this?
>>76289875
KEK
you are absolutely seething
>>76289889
How are you drinking more and not smoking?
>>76289898
I'm copy pasting from the BF boards lad and loving it
Any chance of essendon winning?
>>76289898
>>76289908
I agree with that second point a bit though, what else could Shooey have done there?
>>76289911
>Essshitdone
lmao
>>76289889
>he only smokes when he's NOT drinking
You're like the exact opposite of everyone I know.
>shitgles supporters MIA for 3 weeks
KEK
you can't make this shit up
bandwagoners to the end
>tfw you are /north/
Going to the game tonight lads. May have a heart attack.
>>76289911
No.
>ANOTHER team wearing their coon jumper for the second week in a row
What did the Giants mean by this?
>>76289933
>>shitgles supporters MIA for 3 weeks
I'm here. Expected them to lose so I bet against. Not at all upset.
>>76289947
should be a good match
reckon you lads are in with a sniff
>>76289911
It's tradition to celebrate becoming flag favorites by choking against a shit team, so I'd put my house on them
Although I also don't own a house, so take that how you want
>>76289956
scuttled from underneath the fridge to post that one mate?
no more iggles posting?
pafetik
>>76289960
I'm putting a large bet on the team not in front at three quarter time if it's close. Some serious wobbles from both sides recently.
>>76289912
I think it was because he made no genuine attempt even if he just thrashed his legs a bit to look like he was trying something he may gotten away with it
Inferior minnow clubs jumping on us when we're down KEK
'Tis always quite the sight to behold.
>>76289964
>self-deprecating joke about housing
t. Titus O'Reilly
>>76289986
>minnow
off to big footy to 'melt'
your 'team' is finished
>>76289986
I can't get any titus either sadly
>>76289988
Nah not really. Just need a top 8 finish, Kennedy, Nic Nat, and a dash of good form and we can easily still win the flag.
Too easy. 100+ win to the giants coming up
>>76290004
>can't beat any decent teams
>home advantage isn't even good anymore
>literally useless at the mcg
The only part of the flag you're getting is the rope
>>76290004
Mate.
Think you're a bit delusional. Utterly slow team. And if you're a slow team, you need top 4 spot. Nic Nat coming back in the last few games will not save you.
Only fast paced teams can win the hip from outside the top 4. See the Bulldogs.
Do you hear that? It's the sound of the Cokeroaches scurrying back to their meth labs
>>76290014
>The only part of the flag you're getting is the rope
KEK
>>76290020
>Cokeroaches scurrying back to their meth labs
KEK
>>76290004
Nic Nat won't be available until finals at the latest, where he will be dreadfully out of condition.
>>76290014
>moot point once Nic Nat and Kennedy return
>moot point once Nic Nat and Kennedy return
>moot point considering GWS are 100% going to be in the GF
>Freo will be ahead of West Coke by the end of the week
HEAVE HO.
>>76290038
>Freo
>Beating Pies
Collingwood are gonna show up, calling it now
>I rate Patton
>>76290045
Don't give me hope.
>>76290036
home advantage isn't a "moot point" if you can't finish top 4 or even top 6
Iggs will definitely not win 4 away games in a row
Took me a while to realise this but now I see that Hurley has become the best full back in the game.
can projectorvirgin stop shitting up the thread please?
>>76289949
Sure it won't be rigged?
Reminder if McDonalds was white literally no one would give a shit about him
Anyone see the VFL?
>>76290095
Still Rance imo, but Hurley is definetly second. Should be easily AA at the moment.
>>76290118
Ronalds?
>>76290109
The AFL has to protect the GWS brand over there. They won't let them fall down at home to a team that's beeen demonised nationally in the media. Most Bombers supporters expect to drop this one and won't really care about the result.
Rank the host commentators (I think these 3 are the worst in listen to).
Dwayne Russell, Basil Zempalis, Luke Darcy
Matthew Bate died lads
CARN THE DONS
>>76290142
bit harsh on basil
but yeah fuck dwayne to hell
>>76290185
basil is fucking shit.
Reminder it's National Reconciliation Week you fucking white dogs.
>GWS still in coon jumpers
Fucking why?
>>76290185
Basil has zero passion in his voice, I don't know if it's the cadence or speech patterns they taught him at Toastmasters when he was a reporter but there's no urgency or exclamation about passages of play or goals, he's garbage to listen to.
>>76290200
unna
Think Bombers might win the flag, desu.
>Beat Geelong
>Beat GWS
>Close loss to Adelaide
>Still have the gains from doping
When you look at it objectively they're looking good.
>>76290222
>couldn't even kick a goal in the last quarter against bitchmond
hmm no
How is it even possible that the financial juggernaut that is the West Coast Eagles could lose to a fledgling club with <10k members
>>76290244
WA is in recession, mate.
>>76290185
Basil is channel 7's best play by play caller and is solidly mid tier overall don't listen to the haters
>>76290208
There is but it sounds really fake and forced. It's almost as if he's embarrassed to lose himself in the moment and actually get excited.
It doesn't help that he's always way behind the play in his call too.
>>76290234
Too much water on the ground. Just give every stadium a roof desu
>>76290118
His mum is white
stream pls lads?
>>76290222
nice trips, but essendon won't win the flag this year. they are not fit enough or disciplined enough to play four quarters of football on a regular basis.
>>76290257
Basil is always at least 3 seconds behind the play and lacks enthusiasm
Josh Kelly is literally going to win the Brownlow, why on earth would he want to join a shit time like norf
Dons getting reamed by the umps
>>76290288
9 million dollars might twist your arm a bit. Especially when he'll already have a flag after this year.
>>76290290
This.
We should be 4 goals up.
>>76290288
Didn't his Dad play for Norf?
>>76290279
His only weaknesses are that he can't remember names (so he falls 10 seconds behind) and he's a massive dork. He's not passionate because he's too self conscious about being disliked on social media, but I'll take that over bias anyday. Calling him shit is low effort reddity upvote talk and no better than "dude bruce is gay for cyril lmao"
>>76290288
He's a seriously exceptional player. Most complete player in the comp atm. Apparently Saints are going hard at him too.
>The absolute state of his choices
>>76290308
>We
>>76290308
>We
WE think you're on aborted narrative watch.
>>76290340
When he's not having sex with reality tv stars, reality check works as a coach of the essendon football club
>>76290335
t. Mrs Zempilas
>>76290340
>>76290375
I'm a member of the club, I think I have every right to use that pronoun.
>>76290335
BT is a better play-by-play caller.
Bruce is too, even though he's shit.
>>76290397
BT and Huddo are the undisputed best commentators
>>76290406
Correct.
All the BT normie facebook memery aside, he's a very good caller of the game.
Huddo is class.
>>76290406
>>76290425
>>76290397
/afl/ has really fallen these past few years
Goddard is such a tool lmao
walkie
>>76290534
I've met him a couple times. Good bloke but very intense.
>>76290555
Yeah I get that vibe too
had a fuckin gutful of this pissweak iggs team desu
didn't watch the game cause I knew they'd fuck it up somehow.
>>76290577
>wah why can't my team just be good all the time!
>>76290599
with the resources west coast have, I expect nothing less.
geelong manage it, no reason why >we can't.
>>76290517
>le fug le BT
/afl/ has always been BT territory. BT hate goes on bigfooty.
>>76290577
>Iggs fans going to the next level from leaving at 3qtr time to leaving before the first bounce
>>76290517
No it's starting to get good again.
Anyone who hates on BT is an autistic fuckwit. I'm glad more people are coming around to like him.
>BUD HE GEDS DUH PLAYERS NAMES WRONG HE IS BIASED TO SHIT TEAMS WAAAAHHHH
Who gives a fuck. Lou Richards and Jack Dyer were exactly the same, and they were celebrated figures.
Huddo and BT plus Wayne Schwass for special comments is my personal commentary dream team.
>>76290610
/afl/ used to ironically like bt mate, don't be retarded
>>76290610
BigFooty is actually coming around to him as seen in this thread from today:
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/who-is-your-favourite-and-least-favourite-commentator-of-all-time.1167353/
>>76290629
BT was great on Triple M.
BT, Gary, James and Frawley/Dunstall were a top tier team.
>>76290625
>autistic fuckwit calling anybody an autistic fuckwit
>>76290757
this. Was great chemistry, sounded like a bunch of mates commentating from the couch in front of the TV.
>>76290629
He copped some shit from /afl/ during his Hawthorn BIG BOY MCEVOY WITH THE DUKES phase but he's great value now especially on Friday night with Roaming BT just winging it in the winners rooms.
>>76290777
>Bunch of mates commenting on the footy from the couch
>All of them decide to pick on the one guy and joke about
>He cracks the shits and goes home
>>76290804
That was when Big Boy was playing for the saints, before St. Kilda typically got hustled and traded him for Savage.
>>76290816
sounds like my high school life
>>76290816
So good, every group needs the mate that acts as the lightning rod for copping shit.
Just left a big Reality Check in my toilet lads. It was a big one too, been holding it in ever since I had Taco Bell on Thursday, beef vindaloo on Friday and took a dare to eat a habanero ten hours ago
>>76290829
Who /JoshKelly/ here
>>76290849
>MWNGF in high school
kek he never even had any friends to disagree with him
Draw in the VFL lads
>>76290821
Savage and pick 18 you seething casual
>>76290914
>Luke Dunstan
Let me know how he works out for you.
>>76290970
Eh, he hasn't impressed this year, but I expect better from you.
COMEBACK
Who do you lads think will win?
>>76291181
>NORF FREO
what fresh hell is this
Out of Bitchmond and NORF who is more likey to completely fuck it up in the last quarter? Can Richmond out NORF NORF?
Norf lads.
>>76291269
Yep. On this big time
Just posting the best theme song in the afl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epvc4wDWQCQ
Boy we're in for a big game here at Saturday Night Footy. 5th vs 13th but there's no reason why North can't win tonight having won 7 of the last 8 games against the Tiges. Make sure to tune in everyone. Channel 7 is where it's at.
Here I was on my way to the game tonight.
>>76291289
>posting anything that isn't tigerland
>essenshit
>mfw imagining the Richmond boards after a NORF goal to win it with a minute left
>>76291314
Cheers lad
>>76291314
Fuck off Baz people haven't forgotten when you tried to jump ship from Freo to Port you turncoat cunt.
Tipping Richmond.
>>76291314
>>76291355
>Changing teams within 24 hours
You are a true faggot Baz, go back to snorting lines at Wolfe Lane
>>76291394
Spot on there anon. Looks like you've been caught out Basil. How are you going to recover from this one?
Really love the way you go about it anon.
>>76273826
COULDN'T
TIP
A
CANOE
Just fucking abort yourself Shariality Law
Just need NORF to be ahead by 24 points for that bet to win, then Tigs to comeback and nab it for winning on both sides
COME ON NORF
>>76291600
Don't think it'll happen mate. Both teams are very evenly matched.
>>76291600
>tfw just realized this offer excludes my state
Glad I only bet on norf, but still
Can you imagine how autsitic the people who run the BT, Darcy, Richo, Ling etc FB pages are?
>>76291643
I've been here for quite some time so I definitely can
>>76291653
mate we're only pretending to be autists
>Houli playing during Ramadan
>not allowed food or water from sun up to sun down
kek that sand nigger will be cooked 2 minutes into the second
>busy with uni work all day
>dont check footy scores
>"hmm I wonder how much west coast won by"
>they lost
Hahahaahahahahahahaha worst cuckstralians btfo
Fold that pathetic franchise now pls.
>>76291643
Only the BT account really posts stuff. The others just comment occasionally. It really doesn't require that much effort.
>>76291699
>falling for the educationjew
hahahahhahahahhahahahah, you are a pathetic loser m8, enjoy being $50,000 in debt
>>76291699
>Not watching every game of the weekend, even with exams coming up
>>76291719
Not him but in uni
m8 I made $3,000 since March thanks to trading crypto and it'll only grow exponentially from here. Can't wait to have 10K in the bank by the end of the year, then 50K next year and you get the idea
>>76291741
is everything you do a meme?
>>76291741
>trading crypto
How so? I knew a few lads who mined bitcoin back in the day on a uni lab super computer but some cunt wiped his portable hard drive that contained the wallet, 30k gone
>>76291741
Can't wait for the bubble to burst so all the people I know like you are on pooicide watch.
>>76291687
He's tough. I know you can't post without your standard 5 cups of potato and gravy, but Houli is a very different character.
>>76291777
trust a tripfag to be super bitter because other people aren't wasting their time forming friendships on an anime imageboard
Umps really have it in for Jack tonight.
>tfw grad
>landed a gig that pays 76K
>hecs debt is taxed 500$ a week
>income tax isn't counted in that
hmmmm
should've done a trade lads
North are going to win, boys.
>>76291808
kek, I've got money from it too, I just have had the foresight not to dump all my resources on it because I know the burst is inevitable. I also think its hilarious how all these people are cropping up thinking they are gods gift to financial trading.
>>76291945
(no)
>>76291891
$500 a week? I don't think it will take long to pay off the loan then.
>>76291891
>tfw rich parents that pay for my uni
feels good
>>76291962
Do you honestly think that's going to happen SOON? By the time that happens, if it happens, I'd have sold and reached my EoY goal. And it just won't happen either, look at Asian banks beginning to adopt it recently, it's just getting started (the altcoins at least)
>>76291997
It's not about the speed of paying off his loan it's how fucked his living conditions are going to be until it is;
>76k / 50 weeks (minus 2 weeks unpaid leave per year)
>$1520
>take away $500 HECS payment
>take away income tax
the guy just busted his ass styduing to take home something like $700-$800 a week until his debt is cleared
>>76291750
You'll need to be willing to pay with your credit/debit card.
>Make a Coinbase or Coinjar account
>Buy BTC with your card
>Move it to an exchange like Bittrex
>Buy and sell altcoins with your bitcoin
Check /biz/ for more
>>76292029
Education isn't free, if he didn't think the trade off was worth it he shouldn't have agreed to it
>>76292052
That's up to him to decide I'm just giving you the numbers
>add a rent or mortgage payment into that equation as well
>>76292027
>And it just won't happen eithe
Just like how lending money for sub prime mortgages surely wouldn't have any negative ramifications right? Only one person predicted it there. Maybe it won't happen within the next year, but I am confident it will in the next 5.
Do you guys ever worry that afl is too white?
>>76292074
>5 years
By then most sane people would've sold. I'm confident any current coins would've established a firm price by then, the only reason these coins have seen insane moons and drops so far is because they're still new and just about every coin is only around the start-middle of their roadmaps, and there's a good chance the developers will have strayed away from their original goals with short term problems and whatnot.
>>76292111
fuck off RC
trip up go kill more wogs
>>76292111
not white enough honestly
>>76292111
AFL will be dominated by black people in 20 years.
>>76292133
I hope so. White "men" are less than 50% of the population of australia but somehow are 90%+ of the afl players. It's disgusting.
>>76292029
He'll appreciate the decision when he's making cash at 50, while tradiecunt is struggling to get Centrelink to give him a DSP because his back and knees don't work anymore
Who else /under39kbracket/ here?
>he didn't work his ass off at the same time he was studying so that he could pay his uni fees as he went and even get a 10% upfront discount for paying at the start of each semester, thus saving himself thousands over the course of 4 years
>>76291965
(yes)
>>76292115
The alternative currencies themselves are new, but most importantly people are inexperienced using them. It is natural for traders to go into a frenzy when they see what they perceive to a bargain or the new "big thing". It is those circumstances that are prime for mass sell off if the traders begin to be spooked.
>>76292045
>Move it to an exchange
Hasn't that typically ended with the exchange disappearing with all your coins?
>>76292029
nah lad, take home roughly 1100 a week but still
>>76292151
this is a pretty good shitpost
>no relevant work experience
>no relevant qualifications
>no job
>no resume
>social anxiety
>depression
>drug addiction
KEK i'm just about ready to off myself
>he's not a hikineet
>>76292202
Are you talking about either you or the exchange making a fuckup? All you do is buy BTC on Coinbase, for example, with your card, then on Bittrex or whatever exchange you use there's a menu showing your Bitcoin (BTC) address on Bittrex. Copy that address and paste it into Coinbase where it asks what address you want to send the BTC funds to. I've never had any issues, but I know Yobit and Poloniex are exchanges you want to be careful with since they have had issues in the past. Bittrex is the best one imo
>>76292232
>i'm just about ready to off myself
>drug addiction
I'm sure things will resolve themselves.
>>76292232
Hang in there mate, it has been documented that people that survived a suicide attempt by juping of the Golden Gate bridge immediately regretted it while falling and realised that things wern't as bad they appeared.
>>76292232
how do you afford drugs?
>ignore football all weekend
>click onto afl.com and see gold cuns have beaten iggs
ahahhahahahahahahahhaahahah what a fucking joke of a team
>those Richmond dykes
>>76292269
Good thing I won't be jumping off the golden gate bridge then
>>76292232
Are you the junkie scumbag that whinges every week about blowing his Centrelink in two days on ice?
>>76292251
The exchange. I know there was a big Japanese one that did it a year or four back (Mt. Gox (or something like that?)). Also some Australian one, etc.
>>76292269
that was only one guy who shattered vertebrae in his spine and was propped up by a seal until a guy in a kayak saved, I've seen The Bridge too mate
>>76292281
GOOD post
>>76292277
savings from my last (menial) job
i am running low on cash i don't know what i am going to do when i run out
soft 50
t. Richmond supporter
North are getting umpcucked.
Think this one might be rigged.
>norf
Richmond supporter here. This umpiring is disgusting.
North could be a good team if they had any discipline.
Why couldn't Norf just score one more goal before Richmond scored theirs in the first quarter? And my bet Richmond tip Norf is in tatters
>>76292453
Turn your fucking trip on reality flunk
>Weight
>>76275324
neck yourself
>>76275272
good post
JARHEAD WEIGHT
>the poothetic state of poorf
>>76292323
you better not steal my tv
>>76292522
ah yes the typical lib voter, just throwing insults. not adding any substance to their 'argument'
>>76292581
neck yourself
SOMEONE MAKE A FUCKING NEW THREAD
Imagine being pathetic enough to talk politics in /afl/
>>76292581
>>76292622
It's really not necessary. The game is dead and I will move on to 4/5 for the week.
Tigers to pull a norf from here
>tfw too late to start supporting a competent football club
>>76292674
They'll come back but the umps are going to carry Richmond from here.
Norf can still come back r-right?
>>76292708
'no'
>>76292674
You mean Tigers to pull a Tigers?
>28 points up
T-Tigers got this, r-right?
> claims rigged matches
> offers no proof
classic reality cunt
>>76292779
Watch the game you fucking spastic.
BIG BOY BARREL
>>76292786
go Reality Neck yourself
>can't tip sports
>can't find an excuse
>will never have a life of any valuable use
>>76292817
#rekt
Even the goal umpires are in on it.
K E K
>win some money in the first few games
>decide to put it back into the next lot of games to make even more money
>lose
>>76292848
even the norf players are in on it
>>76292817
Excellent post
Am literally 1 for 7 right now, only tipped the gws game right
That was a short fifty.
>>76292860
>gambling
degenerate tbqh
>>76292884
>not tipping the cats
Fucking idiot
>>76292884
You tipped Adelaide despite them not having won in Geelong since 2003. You have no one to blame but yourself.
>>76292884
Still doing better than plebality shart
>Scoring a goal in MILLISECONDS
Can anyone else even compete?!
>>76292928
You know I'm going to be 4/5 dick cheese. Try to hide your tears behind your passive aggressive posts next time.
>"into the top 4, percentage good"
>110%
WHO /TOP4/ HERE?
>>76292959
>NOT DRIDGEALIDY BLUNT DATS FOR SURE xD xD
>>76292950
Y-You know I'm going to be 4/5 dick cheese.
>>76292943
>Too young to watch the 2009 grand final
>>76293015
Lads, Hardwick and Scott are both coaching their 168th game tonight, who's tenure has been worse and why?
>>76292993
trip on bitchality cunt
don't forget
>>76288821
>getting buried by the tigers
>at etihad
north = joke
>>76293053
That's an incredibly tough question to answer. I'm really not sure.
>>76293105
Hardwick imo. Scott got to two prelim finals, Harwick hasn't won a single final in his tenure.
Fucking hell north, you're so shit!
>>76293063
>samefagging your own posts to make out that I'm samefagging
Your leejun are a shambles.
Dion Prestia was really awkward and autistic in that interview.
>>76293123
>exclamation marks and phoneposting
hey freshie
>>76293126
>responding to projectorvirgin
>>76293143
I wonder if he posts on /sp/?
>>76293143
that cunt blinks a lot
>"nah no holidays just gonna sit on the couch"
I like him
Who 4//4 here?
>>76293172
Not poorality chub, that's for sure
>>76293121
I'd say if Richmond finish top 4 and make a prelim this year it will put him above. Scott lucked out making those prelims and norf were never a shot in either.
REVERSE NOSTRADAMUS
>>76293172
>Games you don't tip never happened
Watch out m8, royal cuck is gonna steal your gimmick.
>reality check 4/5
I'm liking my chances to earn some money next week
>The Richmond Tigers Football Club are in the top 4 and will be for the next week unless fremantle beat the pies by a margin of 400 points
>>76293200
No, they just become correct tips.
Wrong tips also become correct tips via 'tests' and denial
>>76293217
Enjoy 6 'tests' and a wrong tip m8
>>76293053
Hardwick. Only because Scott had his team beat Richmond to make a prelim.
5/5, first good week of the season
i really bottled it by tipping Norf
>>76293248
Finally someone worthy of the mantle of Tip God
>>76293217
>earn money
you realize this ""tip god"" is a disabled wog who couldn't even afford $15 to buy 500 followers on twitter right?
>>76293217
Keep the faith mate I'll put up a multi on Thursday 6 pm.
>>76293257
Same kek, we need a thread for tomorrow
swapped too the crows at the last minute, would've been 5/5 so far
should just kilda myself
Rance is just going to a gay bush orgy to get boofed up the clacker he doesn't give a fuck about tents or supplies
>>76293337
>Crows at Kardinia
only yourself to blame
>>76293288
>literally everybody in my tipping comp has more correct tips than plebality cuck, including myself and I'm shit
>>76293389
You have over 66 tips? That's pretty good, don't put yourself down mate.
You seem to have accidentally pressed 6 twice there
who /lifelonggws/ here lads?
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
5/5 so far this week.
Tipped Hawthorn, Adelaide, Gold Coast, GWS and Norf. However, Hawthorn, Adelaide and Norf were all merely tests.
Who /stayingupforwogballfinal/ here?
>>76294333
>Juve vs Halal Madrid at 2:45 Perth time
no thanks lad