/mma/ and/or /heem/

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>>76273460
Why have the leakers been wasting their time on Pennington and Duke when the motherload of faps awaits us?

>>76273477
Not everybody is a hoe with an iphone ?

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Threadly reminder

>>76273484
She's a woman. Those pictures exist.

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is Gloves Teshera a good fighter?

>>76273496
Maybe she has android

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Aldo vs Holloway
Gadelha vs Kowalkiewicz
Belfort vs Marquardt
Borrachinha vs Bamgbose
Silva vs Medeiros

>>76273477
choke me

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>>76273573

>>76273504
i like the way he does his single leg against the cage

he's got a good tool kit of technique and skill . is durable so hes fun to watch

>>76273572
you missed MUH picks bro >>76260454

>>76273572
Max
Claudinha
Vitor
Bangbus
Yancy

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>>76273597

>>76272387
We already told you to eat meat you pussy. Stop complaining about your physique until you do.

>>76273609
necesitas un pic amigo

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>>76273572
Max
Claudinha
Vitor
Bangbus
Yancy

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http://southlandpost.com/jose-aldo-tells-a-shocking-story-about-conor-mcgregor-behind-the-scenes/

Embedded
https://youtu.be/6DYKBoBcxyM
https://youtu.be/6DYKBoBcxyM
https://youtu.be/6DYKBoBcxyM

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>>76273683
>s-senpai was nice to me when nobody was looking
>n-no I don't have any proof for that, w-we were alone

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>>76273572
Aldo 49-46, 48-47, 48-47
Claudia 30-27, 30-27, 29-28
Vitor TKO rd1
Paulo TKO rd1
Yancy 29-28x3

>>76273705
>big brown breakdown
great name for a laxative

we need some miesha lads

>>76273735
kek good one lad

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>>76273721

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>>76273735

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>>76273751
got you senpai

>>76273735
Kek

KEK

K E K

Pavlovich vs Mokhnatkin
Minakov vs Bigfoot
Krylov vs Bekovac
Johnson Jr. vs Agaev

Lobov on the mic

EFN looking super comfy today

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>>76273572
Aldo
Kovalkevich
Marquardt
Borachinha
Silva

Assuncao

Also, fuck Conor for making this event not as interesting and exciting.

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This is what Canada finds attractive. cheeky trip left on :)

>>76274008
nobody cares, stop friend simulating so much

>>76274008
gonna need some context

>>76274211
Tuss.

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What did John Gooden mean by this?

https://streamable.com/n5660

>>76274237
who?

rose a cute

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reminder

>>76274780
wow thats just RUDE

>>76273460
I slept with Ms. Dern in high school.

Good fuck. Submissive

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>>76273572
Aldo DEC
Gadelha DEC
Belfort TKO
Borrachinha TKO
Medeiros TKO

>>76274882
is that fat guy the sperg who posts here

>>76273572
>sat 5/30/17

>>76274954
That is Conner Ruebusch, the first of his name. I've decided to start doing picks for him from the MMA Vivisection since he's too much of a pussy to come to heem.com and post them himself.

>>76274992
No idea who that guy is, not sure why you listen to what he has to say

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>Aldo/Holloway goes to decision is -150

>>76275018
He and Zane Simon do a breakdown of all the upcoming UFC fights a couple of days before each card and generally do a good job of describing how the match will go on the MMA Vivisection. They have a decently good track record of knowing what they're talking about without being pretentious.

Which isn't to say that you should watch it; I find it useful, so I'm giving back to the community.

>>76275072
im a simple man, eugene = care, no eugene = don't care.

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>>76275072
lmao what joke, I think the spergs here even might be more knowledgeable than them

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>>76273572
Aldo
Gadelha
Belfort
Borrachinha
Medeiros

>>76275132
Hence doing the experiment. Will he win picks? Who knows, but either way I'm going to keep posting that picture each card.

>>76273802
fuck it nofap is a meme anyway, nice one pal

>>76275162
Nice coping there pal nobody mentioned nofap

>>76275259
>the video headline makes it look like he said it so it must be true
Either youre trying to meme here or just trying to be stupid

>>76273572
>i don't care who does the picks
>posts them immediately in new thread
lmao

>>76275259
He can't make McGregor fight in the UFC at all, is what he's saying there. And he can't make Johnson fight at all either. DJ can retire any time he likes. Where's the hypocrisy?

>>76275249
fuck off nigger I need to justify it to myself

>>76274844
Sadly cannot say the same about ur mum

>>76274844
You went to high school in Hueland?

>>76275072
>decently good track record of knowing what they're talking about

No they don't you blithering idiot. Fuck Australian "MMA"

>>76275367
I'm not talking about their picks, you mong, just the breakdown of what's going to happen in the fight. Fuck American """"""literacy"""""""

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>>76275396
>Maybe forcing DJ, who is under contract, to defend his belt against a guy who's a weightclass above him and then not forcing Conor, who is under contract, to defend his fucking belt is hypocrisy?

Are you actually illiterate? (Clearly the answer is yes; what do they even teach in Spanish universities?)

Dana can't force McGregor to fight. He also can't force DJ to fight, but DJ *wants* to fight, because that's the only way he makes any money. Therefore, Dana has leverage over DJ. He can make the fight he wants DJ in, and DJ can either take it, vacate, or retire. Those are DJ's options.

Dana doesn't have that leverage over McGregor. He can't put a gun to McGregor's head, because he doesn't *have* a gun to put to his head. McGregor could retire literally right now and go live a quiet life with his babymomma doing nothing but coke all day.

Do you enjoy being shown to be a moron? Is it the aspergers making you incapable of understanding subtlety?

>>76275507
You're as dumb as they come.

>>76275520
Spain, did you finally learn to proxy?

>>76275565
>>"DJ will fight because at the end of the day I, DANA WHITE, make the fights here"

I missed the part where Dana threatened to sue DJ if he retires, would you mind pointing that out?

Dana isn't saying that he's going to force DJ to fight full stop; he's saying that if DJ wants to keep his belt, he fights the fight that Dana wants him to fight, not the fight that he'd prefer. DJ can quit, or he can vacate. He has options. If he wants the belt, he fights how Dana says he fights.

You're really kind of pathetic.

>>76275623

You're the biggest fucking mong in all of heem.

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>>76275786
Whatever you say, Spain.

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>>76275815

You wish I was Spain my dude

>>76275808
Remind me to congratulate your mother on raising an illiterate autist.

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>>76275836
And you're an illiterate Spaniard.

That's not a joke, just a fact. The joke is how out of line your sense of self-worth is from reality.

>>76275863
You conceded the argument when you reposted fake news instead of responding to my complete and total shutdown of your """"""" point""""""". Yet again, you verbally submitted.

Go get cyber bullied again you mongoloid.

>>76275396
Conor is literally the only star the UFC has at the moment. He can do whatever he wants and everyone knows it.

>>76275836
Hola y buenas tardes. ¿Puedes hablar español, señor farsante de proxy? ¿Que planea comer?

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Is Benson Sqwib a good fighter?

>>76273625
I don't think I was the guy you was talking to because I've never posted it before but no ill never eat meat

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Can I get a "Sir, I'm watching Bellator" pic

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Do you think Aldo will retire if he loses?

>>76275984
Stay skinny fat forever.

>>76276069
No I'll be skinny fat until I can walk again and ain't comfort eating mars bar icecream. Meat would only make me more fat

>>76276042
Naw

I am think of how well Aldo will do in exchanges. He is very explosive but Holloway is elusive and may escape the initial bursts to win the later rounds when Aldo slows down. Excited to see the fight.


Why Claudia is such a favourite here?

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>>76273572
Aldo
Kookers
Belfort since it's BR
Borrachinha
Medeiros

>>76273625
>eat meat to get skinny
Most retarded thing I've ever heard

who else cant wait until amanda nunez loses her belt? what a disgusting creature

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>>76272387
>>76276137
Listen up goofball you need to hop on keto and mainly eat 3 steaks a day you will look bigg

>>76276180

wow you need heshpect more

>>76276180
why is a man allowed to hold the WMMA BW strap anyway?

>it would be the first time DJ got payperview and he still refused
holy shit has there been a worse case of ducking before

GDR excluded

>>76276198
>>76276210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPq8zExLQB8

i just cant stand her

>>76276108
>Why Claudia is such a favourite here?

Probably the best 3 round fighter in the division. KK is a slow starter too and doesn't really have a dominant performance in the UFC.

>>76276225
Doesn't matter, TJs not in his weight class

>>76276180
She's spicy

What do you expect from a dominant lesbian?

Is normal

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>had a jobinterview the other day
>thought I did bad, still had some hope
>check email
>hey, sorry we got this other guy instead
kill me

this means another 6 months of being a neet. What are some spicy fites that would cheer me up lads

“It’s a friendly relationship. I don’t have a problem with him trying to promote himself. If we take a look at it money-wise, it was pretty good. I think there should be more fighters like him at featherweight. I’m not his friend, though. He can go his way and I can go mine.”

“I’ve seen him staring at a wall, looking at nothing with everyone around him trying to taunt him and he would just stand there, gazing. He’s a regular, mellow guy, but if he sees a camera or some Irish people, he transforms in a such way that makes you say to yourself ‘son of a bitch'”.

“One day we were hanging out and he said he was going to get the coffee and I said I wanted mine with sugar and he said something like ‘nice’. Most of the times we met, there was always someone recording us, though, so he had to keep his persona up. With no cameras, he changes completely.”

>>76276225
Tbh, what would he get from ppv?

They say it's 1$ every buy over 200k, 2$ 400-600k, and so on. Problem is, MM is nowhere near 400k numbers.

Don't let Dana fool you.

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>>76276356
>"I'm gonna cut his fucking head off" -Jose during the embeddeds

Yeah sure hosay, you were friendly alright

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*gaDOOSH*

>>76276405
god damn that little irish man beat his ass

Jose needed nekid 2 get weight

>>76276327
>neet

What the fuck, netherlands. Just go into a factory for the job, always a place there. The wages are great even for those jobs there.

Unless you are searching by your profession, no need to be a neet for so long and make healthcare and tax sap on your money.

>>76276327
Man that sucks, hope you do okay, but the youth job market in NL is terrible right now. Good luck, but don't expect much...

>>76276327
>being neet is a bad thing

you have been brainwashed by the lizard people

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So Oluwale weighed in at 184

Is Borrachina going to demolish him?

>>76276499
>leeching off is a good thing
im considering quitting everything and joining the army im getting real desperate

>>76276499
Working is healthy for the body and spirit. Also not overdoing it is good too. Moderation is key.

>>76276572
why wasnt it a MW bout?

>>76276572
He will heem the Brazilian in the 1st.

Paulo is overrating Oluwale I think, will go forward reckless again, but Bangboze has the explosiveness to stop him in his tracks.

Bookies absolutelly clueless Oluwale in the 1st @9

>>76276647
Oluwale round 1 is probably the most realistic way for him to win, defo value on it

>>76276603
>spirit
no such thing you fucking retard

>>76276643
I just mean that the weight cut was a lot easier due to him being a small guy of the division and he didn't even get up to 185

I suppose if Hendo, Bigg Rigg, and Lombard could do decent at MW then he can too though.

>>76275977
>Speaking of concession, I accept yours.

It's hard to do that when you conceded five posts ago. I am magnanimous though, you don't need to keep arguing. I'll let you wallow in imagined glory.

>>76276108
>Why Claudia is such a favourite here?

Because Karolina is a dog shit fighter who only got into the UFC because her weight class has no KO power to punish her for her mistakes.

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*guhDOOOSH*

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Apparently Vitor has one more fight on his contract after this, so he won't be going to lellator yet

Who do you think he'll fight next after Nate heems him?

Korean Zombie is out of his fight.

Should Yair step in to fight to Lllllamas?

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>>76276783
>after Nate heems him

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>>76276798

>Implying he won't

>>76276783

I wonder if Vitor will still look like this in hueland

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>>76276828
>>Implying he won't

Who is your most beloved woman UFC fighter? No joking. No kidding. Just answer the question honestly.

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>>76276884
the hottest one with the biggest titties

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>>76276884
For me, it's Raquel Pennington.

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>>76276844

>>76276916

looks like a dude

>>76276917
>service dog
when did this meme start?

>>76276676
You clueless burger understand that by spirit I mean whatever people refer to(be chakra, soul, karma, or someother shit) an overall state of well being. I use the word as a semantic tool to describe the connection. Spirit might as well be interchanged with "mental fortitude", "the senses", "healthy mind". The purpose of what I tried to convey differs little.


Tip that fedora again and I swear I will inscribe reprimanding symbols on a glowing robot in a turkish oil wrestling general again.

>>76276922
>trying to determine gender based on physical appearance
it's 2017, bigoted shitlord

>>76276934
the mind is part of the body
there is no difference you blithering zilch
kill yourself you low income manlet

>>76276934

Just say body you stupid fuck. Also the brain isn't the only thing that affects how you feel you absolute zero. Fucking off yourself. Enjoy never having money.

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>>76276922
Yeah, I know.

Lilth post your slip please

>>76276967
Then explain in which part is consciousness and from where it gets impetus to drive us into doing whatever

You aping other insults uncreative bottom dreg

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>>76273572
Aldo
Gadelha
Vitor I guess
Bamgbose
Medeiros

>>76277065
>>76277066
Yancy Madeiros

I am not recing any of my bets, whenever I do that they get an awful tendency to lose.

>you will never be as stupid and unimaginative as lithuania

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>>76273572
Aldo
Kowalkiewicz
Marquardt
Bamgbose
Medeiros

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>>76277065
>>76277002
>>76276934
>>76276676
>>76276603
Go back to first year philosophy, this is a waifu general.

>>76276647
Africa-name is the new generation Uriah Hall. I'm unconvinced that he doesn't just throw shit at the wall and it's happened to stick. The Hue knows why he's doing what he's doing and he's good enough at it that he's likely going to heem Africa inside of three minutes.

Bamgbose by KO at +370 is the only way I'd bet on this fight, and then only .25U because the value is pretty decent. He's still probably losing, though.

>>76277121
I already have him, how much are you putting on Bamgbose, I wouldn't do more than 20

>>76277197
>>76277121
Nothing on Beltran?

>>76277204
He hasn't though since 2016 and will probably lose

>>76277197
I have 60 on him but it's because I upped my roll for ufc now.

>>76277204
Who?

>>76277235
>I have 60 on him but it's because I upped my roll for ufc now.
What work do you do lilthy? You seem to have a lot of money.

>>76277217
Nigga are you really suggesting you would have had to reach for a fucking dictionary in order to know any of the words in my post?

Keep proving me right about your illiteracy.

>>76277235
Marco Beltran, facing a debutante. He moved down from BW after he lost to Soto. There's literally no reason for him to be the underdog here, the guy he's facing has fought nobody worth knowing.

>>76277250
I have spainsperg in a skirt working hours down the metro for me

>>76277272
>lost to Soto
I found one reason

>>76277273
I like you Lilth, one of these days our paths will cross and I will have to hurt you, but I will still like you.

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bondor spud?

>>76277306
It was Soto's best performance in a very long time and the other guy has done literally NOTHING to justify favourite status. This isn't Gavin Tucker. This is a random-ass debuting fighter.

>>76277014
kek how did this get leaked
>that chest

>>76277334
Google the unedited pics. Her nipples are haunting.

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>>76273572
Aldo
Clawja
Vitor
Borrachiha
Yancy

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>>76273572
Holloway
KK
Belfort
Bamgbose
Silva

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>>76277357
>haha look at these words I typed, that'll show him
>i truly am the best

PLEASE have sex.

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>>76273572
Aldo
Gadelha
Belfort
Borrachinha
Silva

also I'm so hyped for Pettis vs Miller, I haven't been hyped for a fight in a long time.

>>76277357
you've never humiliated anyone but your own parents, fool

>>76277327
Have you seen footage of the fighter or saw the records of the guys he beat?

I don't want to risk my money on something unknown. Last time Vannata was this random dude, and he made Tony respect him. The other time Volkan pops up and now he just KOed Misha.

>>76277425
https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/76553-deiveson-alcantra-daico

Don't bet money you can't afford to set on fire.

Which isn't to try to pressure you into betting Beltran, I'm just saying. If you can't afford to lose a bet, don't make it.

Did everyone weigh in yet?

Beltran is going to get destroyed by my lowkey af boy Daico

>>76277470
Yeah I don't know these guys well enough to make the leap, not when both of them are at evans. Tho I will put him in my small prelim underdogs parlay. Cheeki shit pays well in ufc.

>>76277512

Yep, everyone made weight

You guys think if Kevin Lee beats Chiesa impressively and calls for Khabib will UFC give it to him?

>>76277327
>This isn't Gavin Tucker. This is a random-ass debuting fighter.

Tucker wasn't that hyped either desu.

>>76277599
Spain, who is you're one and onlyboy?

Redpill me on Silva v Medeiros

>>76277581
Tucker had hype on the UG and leddit and twitter and a few cheerleaders in the MMA media. This is Held/Sanchez again.

>>76277599
I'm begging you, have sex.

>>76277650
>Medeiros
Brazilian Dustin Poirer

>>76277676
He beat rampage so I'll give credit where it's due, took his purse too

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>I want a burger :^(

>>76277653
>Tucker had hype on the UG and leddit and twitter and a few cheerleaders in the MMA media. This is Held/Sanchez again.

Alcantara is basically an unknown, Beltran is a solid lower level fighter. Although he is dropping to FLW for the first time. Held was a great stylistic matchup for Sanchez, especially at altitude. I kinda agree that Beltran probably should be a slight favourite.

>>76277272
He's facing an 11-0 submission artist with substantial power and Beltran is 8-4 and been submitted 3 times. Beltran has hardly fought any high level competition

>>76277712
I'm saying that Diego/Beltran was/is getting underdog odds because of prior poor performance and not because it's known to be a shitty matchup, but we agree. Dropping this here.

>>76277747
I can find you hundreds of UFC vets who had undefeated records on the regional scene and flamed out.

>>76277676
The only thing you've got a grip on is the permadeath grip on your cock.

>>76277795
You asked for reasoning and you're getting reasoning.

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>>76277721
>Who's your one and only?
This guy, since he absorbed Brunson's headkick and made Anik yell "HE JUST ATE THAT SHIT" on FS1

>>76277850
Except he said kick

>>76277707
he looks like shit

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>>76275396
>>76275565
It is a double standard, but DJ has literally never drawn a dime, is threatening to dethrone the GOAT record by crushing cans in a meme division, and has been yapping about wanting to be challenged and wanting ''da money fights''. Well, there's two birds with one stone.
And Dana could take the exact same stance with Conor, except Conor would tell him to go fuck himself and leave him to sink. DJ has that exact same option on the table, the difference is literally no one will give a fuck.

>>76277874
He said shit, go rewatch

>>76277556
Good.

>>76277677
just made a sizeable bet on Silva, it's on your head if I lose

>>76277910
He didn't. You're just a child.

>>76277883

Looks fine to me

>>76277954
I've seen that fight plenty of times my guy, you are wrong

>>76277964
That's because you're stupid

>>76277968
You've probably seen it twice and are 12 year old. You're just a fucking immature dumbass.

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>>76278001
Yeah sure kiddo

>>76277988
Having sex is pretty fun, you should really try it. I know that girls are scary, but it'll be worth it to talk to some.

>it's hypocritical of Dana on principle.

DJ has the exact same options that Conor has. It's a foregone conclusion that DJ won't choose to retire, which is why he doesn't waste time saying that.

But sure, Dana's just being a hypocrite. Right.

>>76278028
So youve seen it multiple times apparently and not once did you mention they censored it? Lmao you are such a fucking retarded loser. Your dad must be a joke

>>76278053
Why are you so upset? I wouldn't be mentioning it if I didn't hear "SHIT" on live TV, relax the autism

I dont think there's a bigger loser here than Spain. I never get 2nd hand embarrassment reading something except from that literal sperg

>>76278069
But you are mentioning because youre a retarded child with apparently worthless parents. And you claim to have heard it again but not even mention that tgey would censor it? You're a joke

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>>76273572
Holloway
Kookie
Marquardt
Paulo
Yancy

>>76278088
So now you admit being wrong accepting what Anik said? It wasn't censored when I watched it. Lmao at your "loife"

Twenty bings until EFN, Bigfoot's in the co-main.

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>>76277988
>Dana is a hypocrite
Stop the fucking presses!
>it's hypocritical of Dana on principle
Well, kind of. He knows he can pressure DJ the way he could never pressure Conor, and he's using it. It's very unethical, but this is Dana we're talking about. Far from the worst he's done. We all know Dana is baldheaded lying scheming exploiting piece of shit, and we love/hate him for it.
>I've been growing to despise Mighty Mouse as of late
This so much.
>buy into the whole LE P4P NUMBAH UAN
>try to like him
>watch this omega manlet toddlerfight his way up to the GOAT's record
>now he ducks the first real challenge that came his way and wants to crush another fucking can to beat the record
Fuck him.

>posting my favorite Cockhold pic out of the blue
You trying to kill me?

EMBEDDED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFPrRHlXLbU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFPrRHlXLbU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFPrRHlXLbU

making webms as we speak

>>76278113
>So now you admit

Wow you are really a stupid loser aren't you? I actually cannot imagine how much of a fucking childish idiot you really are. It's actually incredibe

>it wasn't censored when i watched it
But then you failed to mention that if he did actually say that it would be censored each time it was replayed on TV or on Fight Pass

So are you actually a gigantic manchild aspie or a gigantic manchild aspie lying about watching the fight multiple times?

Retarded poor fat loser

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Why do MMA fighters need bodyguards?

Low income retards should be BANNED from /heem/. You should be required to post your W2 and monthly income in order to post here

>>76278159
It was the Rockhold/Philloupou fight, saw it live on TV and it wasn't censored. I don't have fitepass

>>76278207
So you do admit to being a lying aspie manchild who hasn't actually seen the fight multiple times

How utterly pathetic

>>76278202
No one cares about your walls of text you fucking loser. Nobody here is actually your friend. Everyone just humors you because you sperg out like a monkey and embarrassingly talk about having a social life

>>76278234
I've been watching since 117 and never payed for PPV and won't support Dana's coke addiction with fitepass, how's it feel to be wrong?

>>76278149
>just shows some hues
horrible episode

>>76273504
He got poked in both eyes, to be fair

>>76278265
Youre too poor to afford fights is what you mean. Dana is the example of the American Dream every loser turd like you should aspire to be rather than making up stories about watching a fight multiple times

who the FUCK is the woman Kookie is training with in the embeddeds?

She is literally perfect

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>I got chills, man
>It's really gonna happen, it is gonna happen

>>76278265
No one cares dude you post this every single thread

>>76278292
>Dana is the example of the American Dream
Stopped reading there you degenerate

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>>76278202
>H-Heh, a higher division former champion who looked like a monster in his last fight has to p-prove his w-worth
>b-but killing Benavidez for the third fucking time or Ray fucking Borg, n-now those are challenges

>Nigga was perfection
This. But Luke is always perfect.

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Has Aldo faced a taller opponent before, besides Gooby?

>>76278306
He's filthy rich banging ring girlsvand you're a filthy poor criminal stealing fights and jerking off to anime

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>>76276647
>Thinking Oluwale will beat Borrachinha

shiggy diggy
they're both brawlers, but Borrachinha is more technical and has a Muay Thai base

>>76278326
Florian.

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FIALHO ALLEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ FIALHO ALLLEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ALLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>>76278351
>more technical

fucking idiot. Do you not remember what I told you last time, TowelPad?

>>76278326
>>76278365
and Brookins IIRC

What fighters have given us the most memes?

Schaub
DC
McGregor
Dillashaw
Joanna
Paige

Who else?

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>>76277155
>Africa-name is the new generation Uriah Hall
>Got heemed by Uriah Hall

>>76278399
Smug Hashad

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>>76278369
>technique isn't the most important thing

I bet you picked Yair and Masvidal because of the recent trend of high profile grapplers losing fights

Karolina is starting to walk around with her girlfriend in public now, thats nice

FRESH SCHAUB/EUGENE COLAB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFPrRHlXLbU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFPrRHlXLbU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFPrRHlXLbU

>>76277883
thats what happens when you dry yourself out to prune status anon

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>>76278399
Khabib, /heem/'s one and only boy

>>76278420
You saying technique means jack shit you stupid fuck. It literally has no definition for you other than "looks less memey". You're just a dumbass trying to sound smart

>>76278399
My boy

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>>76278399
Bisping
Platinum
Goat Cop
Reem
Maybe throw Moose in there

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>>76278399
>Forgetting PLATINUM
For shame.

>>76278416
Hall can heem literally anybody. The point remains.

>>76278444
Don't bet your savings, your boy is not having a good night.

>>76278149
What happens if a monkey cracks Max's head with a thrown beer bottle or something and he can't fight?

NEW EMBEDDED

KK being cute and Claudia talking about her bunda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFPrRHlXLbU

>>76278202
I swear I'm not trying to bamboozle you. Have sex. It'll do wonders for your self-esteem and you won't feel the need to lash out at you.

>Yeah, because DJ is in the same position as Conor, right?...Giving up the title and 4 years of work is just an option, right?

Are you asking, or are you being rhetorical? Because yes, contractually, he can walk away from fighting any time he likes. He has options: He can vacate. He can retire. Or he can fight as the champion. He can pick which of those he likes.

He cannot, however, choose to continue as the champion and make his own decisions about who he fights.

I realise that aspergers patients have limited ability to understand more than the surface level of information, which is why I've laid this all out plainly for you.

Don't @ me about Conor being able to choose his own fights unless Nate 3 is the first defense.

>>76278182
Normally they don't have them; the UFC provides them for fight week so that they don't get injured by way of some retard starting shit in the street.

There's maybe 4-5 non-Americans I've encountered here that aren't complete retards.

https://www.ufc.tv/video/efn-68

Starting soonish I guess.

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>>76278444
>It literally has no definition for you other than "looks less memey".

omg i literally can't even right now like oh my god i literally can't believe you said that

If you've watched both of them fight, the difference between the two of them should be obvious
What is your definition of memey

>>76278535
So you still don't have an actual definition for what technicak means you OCD goatfucking loser? Just wanted to make sure

Bullying needs to be encouraged on /heem/. We cannot tolerate low income spergs to shit up this place.

>>76278583
t. meanie

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>>76278530
Fucking nice, I thought EFN was on today

>>76278601
based Lobov is on commentary

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>>76278583
shut it dweeb

>>76278555
More technical = Better technique
I'm sorry you can't read anon

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>>76278594

>>76278480
Dana fights the person that did it in a boxing match to the death

>>76278637
Better technique in what? Being a fat OCD sperg who types like he has Down's?

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/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC 212

Jose Aldo vs. Max Holloway
Claudia Gadelha vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
Vitor Belfort vs. Nate Marquardt
Paulo Borrachinha vs. Oluwale Bamgbose
Erick Silva vs. Yancy Medeiros

>>76278639
dawwwwww

>>76278648

why do you try so hard?

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>Someone mentions Fightpass or buying a ppv
>Immediately, frothing turbo autists appear making absolutely sure that everyone knows they don't pay for fights

Why does this always happen?

Why do people think anyone gives a fuck who pays and who doesn't pay for ppvs, fuck off

>>76278685
He tries to impress us and maje us laugh at his jokes when in reality we laugh at his autistic ass.

>>76278685
most just ignore him

>>76278183
Shut the fuck up, nerd. Do something with your life.

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>>76278648
>said nothing about Bisping
JUST

>Uriah literally guiding RockBULL to the mare and then cheering him on
KEK

>>76278648
>Silva did
Anderson Silva? Who did Anderson duck?

>>76278690
Low income losers trying to virtue signal and gain friends from here. Embarrassing really. That shit was cool in high school. These losers are mentally stuck at that age

>>76278690
it's almost as if everyone is a troll

>>76278718
I cleared six figures this past year. Yourself?

>>76278749
>only 6

I work for Soros, easily made 7

>>76275396

>small norwegian flag inside spanish flag

What did you mean by this, Miguel?

WE ARE LIVE

https://www.ufc.tv/video/efn-68
https://www.ufc.tv/video/efn-68
https://www.ufc.tv/video/efn-68

Based Lobov on the commentary

Imagine paying to watch UFC events, lmao so hard

Who is your favorite male ufc fighter?

>>76278265
>payed
Sorry you're dumb and poor.

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>mfw i decide to check out what /heem/ looks like when there are no fights going on

ufc is too shitty 9/10 to actually pay for it anyway

only goofs literally pay dana

>>76278804
Fight pass has been a good buy for me. Just for the fight library

>>76278796
Holly Holm

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>>76278804
fucking faggot EVERY event is 12/10

>>76278780
no Borat no care

>>76278827
Those fights are online for FREE

>>76278648
The only kind of person who gets so worked up about other people having sex is the kind of person who never has it themselves. Please. End your suffering and have sex.

>effectively relinquishing any chance to surpass Silva and enter history that way

Nobody who doesn't already care about the Mouse will begin giving a shit after he mauls Borg.

>whilst both guys are under fucking contract with the UFC?

Are you actually so much of a casual that you don't understand that the UFC can't force anyone to fight if they don't want to?

>>Has to try to bring autism onto the table after I called him an autist here >>76275977
>>Trying to steal (factual) insults of my own that are 3 hours old

You should check again, I called you (factually) an illiterate autist approximately fifteen minutes before that post. Again with the projection. It's just... sad.

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>>76278802
No one cares about your face. Discuss MMA or go back to your containment threads.

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>I cleared six figures this past year. Yourself?

>>76278399
STOCKTON 209 MOTHERFUCKER DATS WASSUP FUCK THE GAZELLES THIS IS AMERICA

>>76278690
Some people are proud of being poor. I don't get it either.

>>76278874
You're getting emotional Daniel

>>76278874
>gazelles
nobody knows what that is

>>76278873
Aldo-esque in his chin. It's funny because literally no one can take a punch better than I can. Nor can anyone hit as hard as I do.

Artem's partner might be a robot

>>76278912
>spain dropped his proxy

holy shit that guy was dead

>>76278873
>Those Lips
No man should have a mouth that looks like that

>>76278910
Lmao I forgot about that

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Who do you guys think is going to win in Bamgbose-Borrachina? The blacksplosive brawler who relies on his physicality in lieu of technique, more the more technical, stronger, and more powerful Muay Thai striker?

>>76278960
Bamgbose via Wushu memery

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>>76273572
Holloway
Gadelha
Marquardt
Bamgbose
Medeiros

>>76278912
i've been hit in the head with a hammer a half dozen times i didn't even fall down, full force crashed head first while skiing it would have killed any other person didn't even hurt me, i started a 4 vs. 1 fight i literally don't care

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>>76273572
Aldo by KO
Gadelha by DEC
Belfort by KO
Borrachinha by KO
Medeiros by DEC

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>>76279005

>>76278960
You don't know what technique means, towelpad

RUSSIAN FIGHTS HERE
MINOKOV VS BIGFOOT
NIKITA KRYLOV
SOMEONE' ALREADY DIED

http://taima.tv/r/mma
>http://taima.tv/r/mma

>>76279024
Back when kids in high school thought they were tough (football, wrestling), I was up in the middle of the night committing home invasions (everyone in the homes was in there) i didn't care then as a teenager you think i give a fuck now about wannabe tough guys on here?

>>76279029
>taima

Absolutely fucking no chance.

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>>76279043

>>76279029

>/r/mma

nice try sperg

aldo will tap to strikes

>>76279043
Based black man

>>76279053
>>76279071
cool don't watch it then niggers. Artem is on commentary btw.

Oh and I literally never EVER stole or sold anything I only did it to take advantage of people because it felt good. You're either born this way or you're not. You can't pretend you're way into being tough.

>>76279105
ok

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>>76273572
Aldo
Gadelha
Marquardt
Bamgbose
Silva

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>>76279105
Sure.

This doesn't even sound like Artem

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will artem ever fite mendes?

>>76279144
You don't even sound like artem

anybody else notice that this is a /mma/ thread?