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pierre edition
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The cup was in nashville all day. Saw some sloots taking selfies with it
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pens in 5
gentleman's sweep
cele at home
git litty wit it
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>>76272222
>>76272277
Reminder that next years playoffs and cup have been already decided.
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>>76272327
>Not posting what it is
>>76272239
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I FUCKING HATE FINLAND
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lmbo @ perds not saying who's starting as if it matters. hey boys we got a rookie goalie's first playoff start or whatever the fuck rinne is doing right now. they are fucked.
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>>76272342
I don't see the Jest being the #3 Central team desu. It will probably be Memesota

I dont see the Preds being the #1 Central team either. It will still be the regular season champion Blackcocks.

Other than that, fairly accurate. Though I think the Stars could surpass the Sharks.
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>>76272360
there's no fun in disrespecting a team who is destined to get raped

just let it happen, then congratulate them smugly for making it to the final afterwords

they will be MUCH more butthurt by that
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>letang, malkin, crosby all locked up
>murray already establishing himself as a top 5 goalie at 23
>dumoulin, cole, and shultz will all be locked up after expansion
>young guns in guentzel, sheary, and rust already established nhl forwards
>daniel sprong, connor hall, dominik simon, zach aston-reese, and tristan jarry in the pipeline

Pens can very well win 4 cups in 5-6yrs.
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Two time Stanley Cup winner and Oiler legend Justin Schultz.
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>>76272402
>Murray
>top 5
ehhhh no

I might give you top 10...maybe.
But not top 5.

Realistically he's about on the level of Martin Jones, if you take off your fanboy googles.
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LETS GO PREDATORS!

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
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Why is Finnish goaltending so bad?
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>>76272436
autism, causes eradicate movements which takes them out of position
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>>76272419
There's not many goalies I'd personally take over him. Price, Quick, and Lundqvist if he wasn't so old. I wanna like Holtby but his numbers drop come playoffs same with Bobrovsky.
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>>76272414
He went elder god mode in December. Got hurt and never got back on track but he's still been okay
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>>76272468
Rinne is better still
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Prospects at the combine all get measured for height on the same day, starting early in the morning and continuing until the afternoon. Do players measured in the afternoon just lay on the ground all day? Seems kinda strange to measure height at different times for different players
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Reminder the Sabres will become a dominant force for the next 500000000000 years
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>>76272488
Maybe they do other stuff
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>>76272489
why are sabres so popular

i dare anyone to explain this meme
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>>76272360
predditor fans have been saying for the last 24 hours
>b-but my advanced statistics say w-we're winning! this can't be happening!
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>>76272502
It's really just a devoted fanbase, they aren't exceptionally popular just many Sabres fans who talk
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>>76272483
Rinne has always been overrated because he's constantly played behind a stacked defense.
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>>76272402
>doesn't even mention Bill
Pens are so stacked for the next 5+ years that it's easy to overlook a superstar who'd be the best player on half the teams in the league
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulnRvCy3H_c

>the state of Washington
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>>76272502
Buffalo is a hockey mecca
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>>76272528
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>>76272530
reminder that penguins fans raped a female capitals fan after game 4 at ppg paints
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>>76272545
refugee style?
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>>76272530
please tell me that man was killed
>>76272545
good, she got what she deserved
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>>76272545
Holtby is a she now?
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>>76272530
Wow, cruel
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>>76272503
Meanwhile if it wasn't for Finnish defending they would have no even strength goals in the series.
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I hope you guys know we're going to rape you in game 3. All that pent up anger over losing 2 in a row is going to explode
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>tfw American hockey development programs, etc are growing rapidly and improving in quality
>tfw soon going to be competing with Canada
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>>76272615
>we
>you

yes, the pReddit will win game 3

yes, that's the only game ""you"" will win
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>>76272617
Competing with Finland maybe, not quite canada
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Kind of hoping the preds win.
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who /islanders/ here
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wakey wakey eggs and bakey
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>>76272545
I remember reading about that a few weeks ago and it just sounds like bullshit. Claimed it happened during the game, in between periods, in a restroom, and said she screamed for 30min. Restrooms are fucking packed during intermission. No way in fucking hell someone didn't see something.
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>>76272628

M8 we're already competing with Finland while still growing. 5 years or so and it shouldn't be a competition anymore.

Canada and America already usually have pretty close games at the Olympics. Five years from now we might finally be able to take games instead of just keeping them close.
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>>76272615
Typically that only manifests itself into taking penalties.
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>>76272651
I thought the same thing at the time. Turns out nothing came of it. Probably a female Caps fan so butthurt over the Pens winning (and going up 3-1 in the series) that she went to the police and made up a half-assed story about getting assaulted in the restroom, knowing police are required to follow-up on any report and that it would make the news. Sad.
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>>76272634
Next year will be better right?
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>>76272402
Kunitz, Cullen and Fleury are definitely gone after summer. :(
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>>76272811
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almost 40 more hours
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>>76272634
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Can't bury the Murray
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>usa is a non country in this sport
>"b-but w-we have two teams in the f-final"
>all the good players are russian, canadian or swedish
canada are smart to have usa host hockey so they don't have to pay ridiculous wages themselves.
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>>76273647
If you kill your enemy, they can't pay for it
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>yfw Colorado is the only team that never lost a Stanley Cup final
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>>76273764
and look where that got them
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>>76273764
Toronto have existed for far longer and they haven't lost a final since 1960 tbf
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I wonder what gods need to be sacrificed to so the Preds can win.
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>3 days between games
Why is this allowed
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>>76274457

The Jews did this
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>caring about a bunch of random players in a literally who city playing another literally who city

Dead sport
Dead thread
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>>76272528
Bill is too much $.
>>76272744
Cullen retiring, he deserves it. Kunitz is too much $ for what he does anymore, and Fluery is likely to become Vegas #1.
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>>76272343
I like Finland
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>>76275366
Turns out my parents live 2 minutes from Cullen. What should I say to him when I go and visit them /hoc/?
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>>76275591
'sup
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>>76275582
Ty based finnish goaltending
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>trashville predditors
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>>76272360
Maybe I have goalie bias but has Rinne really been the problem? Sure he isn't putting up the number he did in the first 3 rounds, but he is also facing a Penguins offense with guns everywhere and his defense hasn't played the best. I only counted one soft goal from game 2. Plus Johansen and Fisher out really hurt.
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>>76276082
Shut the fuck up faggot if you would've just watched last series you would know. God damn fuck you
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>>76275582
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>>76276082
*Wilson and Johansen

and what a stupid idea it would be to not start Rinne in game 3
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>>76273647

Which player has the most goals, again?
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>>76276207
the crosgod babby
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Good morning hoc lads
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>>76275582
>>76276154
childhood is rooting for preds goalies. adulthood is knowing that the stars' goalies is the best duo in the league
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>>76276449
fake Ted spotted
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>>76276154
the most underrated goalie duo? I mean nobody could have had a good season behind that Dallas "defense".

Luckily next season there will be Finnish Defense to help them. I think we will see a difference in the goalies sv%.
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>>76276527
Ted killed himself
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>>76276578
g00d
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>>76276449

>waking up past 7am

Disgusting desu.
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Will the Sabres actually be good next year?
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>>76276606
>living the life in a way where you can't wake up when you want
your make your own life choices. You made the wrong ones bruh
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>>76276606

>Waking up that early ever

Drit og dra Norge
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>>76276652
No they will regress
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>>76276664

Having a shitty sleep schedule is bad for your mental health and leads to depression, anxiety, and heart disease.
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>>76276711
>tfw sleep schedule has been completely fucked for 3 years

Not long for this world, boys
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>>76276711
That's right goy, now remember to wake up every morning at 6am to your ninetofive job
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>>76276711
>I sleep shitty because of my depression and anxiety
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>tfw work from home
>don't need to wake up til my phone rings
>can do what I want all day
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>>76276734
>>76276779
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>>76276802
getting government help isn't work
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>>76276857
I have a job
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>>76276710
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>>76276869
IN THIS ECONOMY AND TIME?
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>>76277039

Some of us have resumes and work experience worth shit you autistic yellow neet.
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>>76277039
Oil is recession proof
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*cums*
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>>76276891
Sorry man, I meant to say they will make the WC1 and play the laffs in r1
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>>76277056
tell that to cuckbertans
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You ARE watching the Calder cup tonight, right?
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>>76277168
Dumb frog poster
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>>76277168
nah
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>>76277205
>>>/a/
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>>76277205
>>76277274
Fucking casual scum
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>>76277292
>watching minor league hockey
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>>76272615
Oh the refs will hand you a win in game 3 for sure. I mean bettman realizes Nashville stands no chance so he'll give you a little help. Just dont blow it this time!
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>>76276188
Why is it a stupid idea to shelf rinne for a game? When he gets shellacked for 6 dont look back in hindsight
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>>76277416

He also only has a single win against the Penguins over the length of his ENTIRE career.
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>>76277416
Why is it stupid to shelf your best best goalie for a rookie in the Stanley Cup finals?
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>3 day break

Worst meme
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>>76276154
>>76276538
>tfw Stars are finally saved
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>>76277475
>made of glass man
>saviour
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>just realized game 3 isn't tonight
>favorite MLB team has wort pitcher starting
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I miss the Dane.
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>>76277523

At least you're not a Mariner's fan. End my suffering.
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>>76277568
Your my favorite foreign poster [spoiler] no homo [/spoiler]
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>>76277586
go lillies :(
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>>76277475
>implying it's not Honka and Lindell who will save them
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Florida did it again. Snapped Henrik Haapala from free agency. The best player not in the NHL.
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>>76277679
rundown on him?
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>>76277691
Fin
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>>76277691
Small, concussion problems
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>>76277604
Humbled tbqh
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>>76277714
at least domi was scrappy
doesnt seem this manlet brings anything to the table
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>>76277777
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>>76277774
>3 off
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>>76277859
story of my life
thanks for the (you)
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>>76277774
better than panarin but not by much so he's okay but not a star imo.
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>>76277168
>Watching
I will be there.
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>>76278588
shut the fuck up tom
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>>76277168
BRUH

IM FUCKING --GOING-- TO THE CALDER CUP TONIGHT
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What if Jack Eichel, Alex Ovechkin, Phil Kessel, PK Subban, and Brent Burns all played on the same line?

Would that team be unstoppable?
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>>76278809
5 forwards with no backchecking ability?
well it could be described as "unstoppable", but not in the manner you suggest
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>>76277726

whats reviewbreh doing here?
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>>76278809
>5 people
>same line
also, eichel couldnt center them. I dont know why you picked him over crosby or toews or something
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>>76278809
remember when Steve Yzerman was netting 150 points but still no cup? same thing. That team would get shit on by any decent two way forward and defensive D-man
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Going to spend Saturday alone and possibly kill myself. Please don't bully Finland when I'm gone.
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>>76278944
You have a game Pekka, at least wait until it's over
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>>76279022
>>>/r/
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>>76279022
Autism isn't a result of extra chromosomes. I asked you to not bully.
t.Tim in Tuscaloosa
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>>76279067
>german thinks he has power and an opinion
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>>76279067
careful ahmet that kind of aggressive language can get you in trouble in Germany
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Binland a cute! CUTE!
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>>76279022

I'm phone posting out at lunch but have it at home, leave me your email and I'll get it to you as soon as possible
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>>76279067
gotta pay your reparations for the original
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13096308

vote now on your electronic device
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>>76279259

>Losing to frogs
>Cute

Lmao
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If football is war on a field
Hockey is a dogfight on ice.
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>>76279374

Remember that old kraut Hongcouver fan? Think he killed himself?
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Aivis Kalniņš @A_Kalnins

Appears Ilya Kovalchuk might stay in KHL after all, he wants to play at the Olympics. Nothing decided yet but that's where it's headed.

Elliotte FriedmanVerified account @FriedgeHNIC

Hearing VAN taking long look at Newell Brown for one of its assistant coaching spots. Was in ARIZ last season.
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>>76279491
im sure he still lurks, why would he an hero when next year is >our year
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>>76279559

>Hongcouver ever having a year
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>>76272312
>real American
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>>76279780
McMeme
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>>76279476
t. lost to team that lost to frogs
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>>76279883

t. team that still can't beat sweden

>Perpetually being the autistic little brother
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>>76279374
I don't NEED the original, you fucking leaf
>>76279773
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>>76272312
Reminder that pierre is american
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>>76279928

>
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who /sharks/vegas/ here?
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>>76279909
don't need to beat Sweden if we can trash the country who owns the biggest hockey league in the world
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>>76279987

NHL is a Canadian league that expanded into America you dumb mongol.
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Reid WilkinsVerified account @ReidWilkins

Doug MacLean says "I almost got sick to my stomach" when he saw players available to his CBJ team in 2000 expansion draft.
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>>76279974
where was he born?
where does he live?
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>>76280018
lmao, american education at finest
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>>76280081

>Being unironically retarded
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>>76280102
stupid chicano
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>game 3 in 6 hours
>/hoc/ dead

Should I just go to r/hockey already?
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>>76280143

>Have a choice between the CAD and shit economy or America who is one of the strongest in the world
>Headquarter in Jew York for maximum profits

You'd have to be retarded not to desu. Still a Canadian league.
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>>76280167
it's not until tomorrow m80
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>>76280167
lololololololololololol xDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>76280167
game is on saturday my man
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>>76280185
>23(24) American teams and 7 Canadian teams
>commissioner is American
>Canadian team hasn't won Sten Pee's cup in over two decades
lad
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>>76280269
That doesn't mean shit. It was founded in Canada so it Canadian.
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>>76279022
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>>76279067
>>76280352
for you
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>>76280352
>>76280374
Sweden
yes
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>>76280352
>Yurope countries making fun of other Yurope cuntries.
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im just going to leave this here
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>>76280344
Is America a backwards third world shithole because it was originally founded by Native American people and not Europeans?
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>>76280432
Its better than Finland
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>>76280420

>jelly of my cuntry.
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>>76280444
once Jose and Jamal leave
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>>76280432
>America
>a country

Finnish "education"
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finnish goaltending was a mistake
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>>76280444
depends on what your values are 2bh
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>>76280525
wow nice image. you've convinced me that your country is better than mine. when can I move?
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>>76280525
>amerishits will defend this
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>>76280548
>when can I move?
Never, I hope.
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>>76280505
>Swedish goaltending
>Couldn't even reach Stanley cup finals

LMAO
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>>76280573
no too late you did such a good job opening my eyes to how much better your Finland is that now I want to move.
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>>76280586
Then it's time to build a wall, and USA is going to pay for it.
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>fin players shitting it up in the SCF
>bin fans literally losing their minds on /hoc/
Living in the best timeline senpaitachi
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Why are burgers so easy to troll?

It's almost too easy.
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>>76280720
because they have a terrible education system
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>>76280574
lunqdvist did reach stanley cup finals
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>>76280652
>either team with full finnish goaltending or team with #1 finnish defenseman win
hmm seems like

WITH FINNS _
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>>76280880
Both will be benched before the series is over.
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NHL 17 is only 10 bucks on PSN right now and it's tempting me hard, lads.

Does anyone know how long they keep updating rosters for each game? I'm assuming that they'll stop once NHL 18 comes out, but idk for sure since the last sports game I bought was in 2012.
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>reading yinzer blogs
>people unironically suggesting Sullivan puts in Fleury for the final minute if the Pens are up by several goals and are about to win the Cup

This city's love affair with Fleury has reached repulsive levels.
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>>76281077
yep once 18 comes out it'll receive much less support and no more roster updates

I have fun dicking around drunk on EASHL and shoutout mode can be fun online.
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>>76281107
that'd just be more of a blow to his ego imo
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Just stocked up on beer, weed and cereal for the game tonight

But it's actually tomorrow? Fuck
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Ted leonsis going full retard today
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>>76281473
He seems like the kind of guy who constantly googles his name and will find this post.

Laughing SO HARD at ted from dc
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>>76281412
>cereal
>not getting wings for game night
shiggity niggity
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>>76281529
>And I’m sitting there watching this powerful, rich, famous guy with my jaw dropped. “Why do you care what I write?” I say when I think he’s done. “You’re Ted Leonsis!” Turns out he wasn’t done. Ted then calls me over to sit by him at his desk and starts clicking his mouse to show me lots of game videos he’d stored on his computer that prove that the NHL wants the Pittsburgh Penguins to win and the Capitals to lose. I was too giddy at what was taking place to retain much of what I was shown, but remember clips of hits by Caps, including Alex Ovechkin, that garnered NHL suspensions, alongside clips of similar hits by Penguins players on Ovechkin and others that went unpunished by the league. I also recall leaving his office thinking: 1)Ted knows his hockey 2)he’s as nice and interesting as I’d figured, and 3)Holy mother of god he’s a big conspiracy guy!

wonder what his players think about this
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>>76281567
I hate wings
I like watching hokkei with a big bowl of french toast crunch or froot loops
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>>76281412
like you weren't going to smoke weed and get hammered regardless you degenerate piece of fuck
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>>76281587
To each their own friendo
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>>76280880

Maatta is a #4 defenseman with a healthy Letang. Without, he's #3 at best.
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>>76281620
This is a weed and booze friendly thread
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>>76281639
you must be 18 years old to use this site
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>>76281650
ok kid
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>>76281665
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>>76281576
There was a clip of him heckling regular Penguin fans during the Pens-Caps series (1st period of game 6 I believe). Like imagine if Lemieux was in the stands the other night wearing a Crosby jersey, shouting at a couple of Predator fans and pointing at the scoreboard.
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>>76281693
that doesn't surprise me, he does own 2 teams that have never had any success so he's a born loser
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>>76281693
https://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2017/05/09/ted-leonsis-yelling-at-penguins-fans-is-our-aesthetic/
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>>76280525

>spend 52% less money on health care

So if you're healthy as we all should be, you just get 32% more money (more with electricity saving) than in Finland.

Thanks for proving usa is better than your depression-core shithole.

I always said, usa is the best country to be young and become rich. Then you move to a leftist country when you're old and sick.
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So vegas isnt taking the wings' retarded defense contracts are they
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>>76282117
They're not taking multiple contracts from anyone retard
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>>76282117
They might in order to hit the cap floor, but it sounds like Vegas wants high picks in exchange and I doubt they would take more than one from any team.
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Well this ain't good

https://twitter.com/chasepwilliams/status/870733011406512130
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>>76282435
Nice
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>>76282435
4 u
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>>76282435
Time for haggod to come in
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>This guy will be playing for the Kings next season
>Bokondji “Boko” Imama
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Just found out another guy I went to high school with killed himself this week. That's the 2nd this year what the fuck
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>>76282517
nice
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>>76282517
Sorry to hear that. I know that feel. I guy who was in the same class as me for 10 year killed himself last year. But 2, that sucks.
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>>76282554
I'm friends with 4 out of 300 people in my class. Wouldn't bother me if they offed themselves. Nothing against them, i just don't know them. except they're bothering me about our 10 year reuinion and i dont give a shit about it
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>>76282470
Maybe. Wouldn't surprise me in the least if this is just a precaution (maybe bone bruise from a blocked shot) and they pump Bonino full of painkillers and put him out there. Sullivan said Hagelin's injury was long-term and he never really had an opportunity to recover.
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>>76282554
It's a class of 700 and it's only been 6 years since we graduated and I think were over 20 dead. And some girl just got high and accidentally killed her baby too
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>>76282598
holy fuck do you live in the south or something? Sounds like a class of people that fucking hate themselves because they cant leave their shitty town
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>>76282581
Hagelin has been a healthy scratch he's fine to play. He talked about it today
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>>76282517
>>76282598
Class of about 700, been 10 years. 5 died during high school, and at least 30 have died since, probably more. I only talk to one guy from high school, so it can be a while before I hear anything.
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>>76282611
I realized I was including everyone in the school at the same time as me not just my class. So it isn't that bad, it's not like they were all suicides a bunch were overdoses
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>>76282572
Okay, good for you.
It doesn't really bother me either, but I can still feel sorry for them.

>>76282598
Damn. That is a really high number. May I ask where you live? And do you have any idea why?
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What would hockey look like if the referees didn't exist, and all players just had to officiate themselves?
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>>76282616
I know that's what was reported before, but he's quoted today saying
>“It was a long-term injury,” Sullivan said. “He’s never really had an opportunity to recover from it. I think it’s put him at a disadvantage.” "And in the playoffs, at this point, where the window for opportunity is so short, sometimes coaches have to make these difficult decisions. "But I think Haggy understands it, he’s working as hard as he can to do his very best to recapture his game and when the opportunity is that he goes back in the lineup, we believe he’s going to help us win games. I think to his defense, it’s just been a really tough circumstance that he’s doing his best to overcome."

http://www.post-gazette.com/sports/penguins/2017/06/02/carl-hagelin-healthy-scratch-penguins-predators-nhl-stanley-cup-mike-sullivan/stories/201706020198
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>>76282648
empathy is for the weak, read some ayn rand, you'll learn to say "fuck everyone else and also the government we should all just be dickheads"
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>>76282683
Well he won the game of keep away at practice today :^) sid got second
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>>76282486
>Boko
>Playing for the kings

more like baka.
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>>76282693
Yeah, I'm not going to do that.
But that's a nice edge you have there
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>>76282693
>ayn rand
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>>76282715
just remember that anyone who reads ayn rand is also edgy and retarded
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>>76282744
I know, but thanks for the heads up
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>Finnish goaltending
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Another tripfag filtered
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>>76282943
>posting that you are filtering
you are just as bad as tripfags
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>>76283032
put your trip back on faggot
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@ShawnMcKenzieSN

Subban on his guarantee "I feel even more confident now that I had a night of rest. There's no question we are going to win the next game"
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>>76283045
>implying im a trip
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>>76283055
Well there we have it then, no need to watch the game
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>still posting in /hoc/ a month after iihf
what are you doing? sort yourselves out
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rip bonino time for swagelin
https://twitter.com/chasepwilliams/status/870733011406512130
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>>76283134
Jeeez, dad. Get off my back! My summer job doesn't start for another week
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>>76281996
>So if you're healthy as we all should be, you just get 32% more money (more with electricity saving) than in Finland.

Wrong. Guess your little chink brain completely forgot to factor in inequality.

Median wage is bigger in Finland than USA.
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>>76283183
Look up the median wage for white people in the us
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>>76283199
>his people is divided and not united
you should rename your country to DSA (Divided States of America)
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>>76283199
thats not how a country works
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>>76283240
It's the same here desu
51% of social welfare is given to immigrants.. immigrants take up roughly 7-8% of the population here
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>>76283240
And the niggers should go back to Africa
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>>76283256
Well you're white aren't you? and you'd be the one that's moving right? That's how it works
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>>76283263
but white people brought them to usa
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>>76283276
>Well you're white aren't you?
No, I'm Finnish.

>and you'd be the one that's moving right? That's how it works
what
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>>76283299
We would gladly pay to send them back. Fucking nigger keyed my car this week they're worse than animals
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>>76283259
that has to do with social classes, not skin colour

in poosa, you have 1000000x harder to make it out of poverty and lower social classes because education is expensive

here, everyone, rich or poor can go to university for free (even receive money from the state) to study anything his high school grades can get him into
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>>76282517
If your mascot was a wildcat that number might increase. Hasn't been a good week.
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>>76283339
You have no idea what you're talking about cuck. Niggers in every school are the worst, they have no discipline they don't try to learn and they're actually detrimental to other students. Niggers are still poor today because niggers don't want to work and it starts at a very young age.
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>>76282517
Heroes
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I fucking hate offseason /hoc/
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>>76283606
Good leave
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>rags
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Who /caldercupchampionshipgame/ here
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>>76283990
Shut the fuck up tom
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>>76284040
No
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>>76283055
god damn I really hope the preds lose now
though I was hoping for an interesting finals but I'll just settle for reddit getting btfo
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>>76282662
Rwanda on ice
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It's not fucking fair
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>>76284436
fake ted
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Once the pens win the cup ima be so excited for the expansion draft. This shit is gonna be memes for days
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>that feel when Stan Lee will not see the JoFA line
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>>76284457
>implying there ever was a real Ted

Ted is just the collective asspain of the bjs made manifest.
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15 minutes till puck drop, where's the game thread?
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>>76282681
wew, who let the homeless guy in there
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>>76284826
Ted posted an screenshot including his google account profile picture

I remember one time one ameriposter posted his uni schedule here
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>>76285157
tomorrow
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Good morning boys. Rise and shine IIRC.
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>>76285294

That's absurd, what sort of mickey mouse league takes a 2 day break before games in the final series?
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KIDS, BE HUMBLE. Don't be like Phil Kessel. That's not the Canadian way!

>guy he sits next to every Coach's Corner has the smuggest, most arrogant, shit eating grin
>humble
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>you will NEVER be American, settling down with a qt 6/10 in NH
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>>76285766
He's like the zoo keeper, he's been at his side witnessing Cherry run his mouth for decades and having to cut in, I imagine it's hard to contain yourself at times.

especially when he's straight up dissing entire nationalities or forgetting which channel he's on at the moment
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Who is going to nashville's "party" for the first home game of the final?

>Nashville sucking its own dick, throwing a gathering for fans
>city officials literally calling it a "party"
>"omg this is the model that all franchises should follow, after all we should know were the PREDZ!1"

Cute.
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>>76272651

Anyone who has ever been to a hockey game and left their seat during intermission knows that a rape literally could not happen in that time frame during a playoff game.

Maybe at an avalanche preseason game but not at ppg during playoffs.

>Pitt police: we take this seriously
>pens pr: we take this seriously

But literally how could you?
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Just fired off a massive Albertan. Feels great to be rid of it.
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>>76285794
New Hampshire? It does seem like a pretty comfy place. I imagine there are some pretty good bants with people from Vermont but you never hear them since there are like 1300 people that live in either of those places. Plus they have college hockey.
I'll have to make a point to visit for you Norge.
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>>76286110
BASED NH
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>>76285932
>2 team city
>titans are dogshit
>perds are finally good
What franchise wouldn't ride the hype wave? Fans seem to be enjoying it too. Do you ridicule a coach when he says we are gonna win the championship this year to his team?
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>>76286173

its still retarded. It's like throwing a party for beating a video game. People who have beaten video games before would think this was autistic.
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>>76286231
I think you are autistic

t. likely autist.
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>>76285794
A 6/10 in NH is like a 3/10 everywhere else
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>>76286351
>get a 6/10 qt in whatever state you live in
>move to NH for a new job
>wife is now 9/10 relative to other gals
????
Not seeing an issue with this.
Although the 3 closest NHL teams would suck being a fan of.
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>>76286448
>move to NH for a new job
Nobody does this willingly.
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>>76286336

No it must be you who is autistic. R-tard.
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>>76272545

Neat
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Best Hockey Team USA right here
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fuck i slept through the game
what was the score?
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>>76287180
the fuck are you on about
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swagtron tbqh
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>>76286110
I go to college in upstate NY. College hockey is "big" in these states. Relatively dense D1 teams, comfy rivalries.
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>>76287321
swag
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>>76287247
Calder Cup
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>>76287180
Syracuse: 2
Grand Rapids: 3
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Kentucky at one time had a minor league hockey team.
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>>76287384
Yes I'm aware of the state of D1 hokkei. Its popular here too.
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>page 3
Sad!
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>>76288167

hoc isn't even this dead in july lmao. Pens repeat is the worst possible outcome
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>>76288545
*best
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>>76288545
Better get use to it cause they gonna 3peat.
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No game gonivh? Wgfkkk???
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>>76287180
Scored with 18 seconds left, was pretty great except for the previous 19 minutes of garbage
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>>76288562
>pens
>three-peat

not so fast
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehXCWPb1dWk

New Cube album when. This track is really fucking hard.
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Oh are they still playing hockey i thought they already awarded the pens the cup?
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Does anyone else here unironically kind of like the Pongs?
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>>76288995
Yep
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>>76288995
Nope
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>>76288995
Um yeah, since the 80's
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>>76288545

>THIS much asshurt
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>>76288995
i like the way you worded that, 'cause it just recently happened to me too. i used to be one of those ASSBLASTED haters who hated them just because they are so great. now, i realize that they are, in fact, that great, and deserve everything they have done

long lives the pongs, long live lord sid
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pongs in 4
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>Billy Ray Cyrus song
>Autograph signing for the catfish guy

What the fuck is this meme ass team and city lmao

This is embarrassing
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>perds & pongs SCF
>same shitty /hoc/ thread for more than a day
sounds about right
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I live in Pittsburgh and hate all Pittsburgh sports teams. They're only only by two games, which they played at home, and every radio station is spouting the word "dynasty" constantly. Should I hold out any hope that the Preds can win? These fucking Shittsburgh fans were obnoxious enough even before their Stanley Cup last year.
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>>76289880
sunbelt hockey was a mistake
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>>76289941

Thread would be alive if it wasn't for a 3 day fucking break and Nashville not even making this a series.
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>>76289955
God forbid the city gets excited they're up 2-0 in the Stanley Cup Finals after winning last year. How obnoxious of them.
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>>76289984
I said they've always been obnoxious, even before their win. The worst thing about Pittsburgh fans is that they feel entitled to win. They are the prissiest little bitch fans I have ever talked to. And I didn't say it was annoying that they were excited, it's annoying that they are TWO GAMES into the finals and they are already looking past it and talking about a DYNASTY. That is obnoxious.
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>>76289965
this, nashville being trashville is the issue here. not enough to shitpost about
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>>76290016

The worst part, is if they had a goalie not shitting the bed, this would be a really good series. Both d-corps and forward groups are dueling REALLY well.

Stats wise, aside from Pekka, these have been fantastic games. This is what happens when you fucking trust >finnish goaltending though.
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>>76288995
Already know people on here will bitch and whine but, didn't really care for the Chicago's 2010 & 2013 wins until their 2014 WCF loss against Kings. (Still best games I've seen yet.)

The same year I began watching Penguins games just because their logo was cool and since then they've became my 2nd favorite team I've tuned into whenever the Blackhawks weren't playing.
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>>76290048

>Best games you've seen

Clearly you didn't watch the Detroit/Chicago series before the Wings back east. Probably the best hockey series we've had in the last 5-8 years.

Don't know what it is about that match up but Chicago and Detroit bring the best games out of each other every single time.
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>>76290011
Are you going to school there or something? Prissy isn't exactly how I would describe yinzers, but maybe that's how the college crowd is there these days.
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>>76290056
Maybe prissy was a poor choice of word. Maybe whiny? It just seems like they feel entitled to win the championship, whether it's the Penguins or the Steelers, and they don't really appreciate it. They aren't exactly fairweather (except for the vast majority of Pirates fans who are fairweather as fuck), they just don't appreciate having good teams that play competetively, they just care about winning championships so that they can brag.
Also I'm basing this off of what I hear on the radio, they fans who call it, and what people post on the Internet. I don't really talk to people.
>>
https://www.instagram.com/p/BU2x3LqB2F2/

>Do you believe in climate change? Whether you're super pumped that we are putting 'Americans first' or you are absolutely outraged at the idea that we are taking yet another step backwards in dealing with a major global problem, the only way to solve this argument is to try and set your own agenda aside and see how this affects everybody. The only lie we tell ourselves is that we are more special than other life forms on the planet. Well, we're not. Even if we weren't responsible for any major climate catastrophes heading our way, shouldn't we still do our part to preserve what we have left? The same way that we shouldn't wait till our bodies break down completely to start doing the right things to stay healthy, let's not wait till it's too late to do something. I am not saying I am perfectly 'green', but the first step is to keep an open mind and try to learn what you don't already know.

RMYT
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>>76290096
>The only lie we tell ourselves is that we are more special than other life forms on the planet. Well, we're not.
what did he mean by this?
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>>76290085
I don't have a problem with baseball fans being fairweather. Pirates went through 20 consecutive losing seasons and still managed to keep the team in Pittsburgh. Then when the owner is a literal billionaire but still too cheap to fund a competitive team payroll, fans shouldn't be rewarding that with ticket purchases. MLB is just all kinds of fucked.
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>>76290048
>implying anyone on here likes the reddithawks
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>>76290339
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>>76290353
caps in 9
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>>76290339
>she thinks they will EVER beat the penguins
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>be me yesterday at pub run by friends
>3 girls come sitting at nearest table
>one of them chink and wearing canada hockey jersey
>literally fourth time in my life I see somebody wearing a hockey jersey (that's for linving in a no hockey area in a no hockey nation)
>fug it, with the power of hoc I'm gonna benis in vagina
>"excuse me girl, have you ever been to vancouver" :DDD
>*girl shocked at hoc meme superpowers* "how do you know?"
>(benis in vagina confirmed)
>I tell her my math: canada+chink=hongcouver :D:D
>"wow, nice, I didn't know, tell me more"
>fast forward
>me thrown out of pub for being racist because the girl was from philippines and not chinese
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>in 2016, Bettman was inducted as a member of the International Jewish Sports Hall of Fame.[5]
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>>76290724

>Thought you were shitposting
>This is 100% real

KEK
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If Pens sweep this become the worst final of the cap era.
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>>76290809
Brought to you by Chicago Blackhawks, the worst Cup champion of the era
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>>76290809
>Pens sweep, Pats comeback, Trump keks his way into Whitehouse all in one year

Best era for villains since 1938
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>>76290809
I wonder how many of you fags said this when vancouver went up 2-0. Kys, it's not even close to over
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>>76291092
yeah but on the other hand

>hongcouver
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>>76291092
How on earth would you use the canucks as an example instead of attempted 2009 repeat detroit red wings who took a 2-0 lead, only to lose in 7. Canucks meme too hard to ever think they had that in the bag
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>>76291249

CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT THAT SERIES

THANKS
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Never trust Finnish goaltending again
>>
Always trust finnish goaltending
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rfJ2YsR6tc

>Czech Republic
>Russia
>Austria
>France
>Latvia
>Switzerland
>Denmark
>Norway
>Slovenia
>Belarus
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>>76291846
>Maxim Turbulenc
Jesus Christ I fucking hate that band, we were always forced to listen to their awful vapid music when I was a kid at school parties

Canada, USA, Sweden, Belarus, Switzerland and Slovakia are pretty good, the rest is terrible
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>>76291782

>Ever trusting goalies that lose to Frogs

Lmao
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>>76291977
Hockey teams do seem to pick trash songs and artists more often than not
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>>76292067

because hockey is a trash "sport" for trash fans
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>>76292354
Well, the SC finals are. /hoc/ dying right after the IIHF finals made that obvious
>>
what /hoc/ related publications, magazines or podcasts does /hoc/ consume?
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>>76293286
I buy and read magazine ProHockey every month
>>
Dead thread
Dead sport
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>>76294463
>saging
Get a load of this faggot.
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The first period is gonna be the toughest 20 minutes of hockey the Pens have faced all year
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>>76293286
The hockey news. Yuropoors not welcome
>>
Pens in 4
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>>76294709
What is it like having your only source of income be sucking of guys under a bridge?
>>
>tfw getting drunk and golfing 18 holes this afternoon
Hope I don't pass out before the game desu
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNW9nY1URz8
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>>76294621
And then they bury 7 behind Pegga in a 5 minute span?
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>>76294650
im actually thinking about subscribing to them. been reading their yearbook for the season and its insane value
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>>76295284
Hearing that meme rink go dead silent would be glorious.
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>>76295284
pekka will be a WALL tonight
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>>76295337
I've been getting it for a decade I like it. Their draft stuff, free agent deadline, preseason, and prospect stuff are always ones to look forward to
>>
Daily reminder Nashville has 2 (Two) even strength goals this series

How hard do the refs rig the game for Nashville tonight?
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>>76295485
Both in which a finn (Maatta) got beat one-on-one
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>>76295350
won't happen, people will just start chanting to put in Saros

honestly Pekka should get pulled at the first iffy save, don't even wait for a goal against
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>Saros
>Soros
>Finns and Hungarians are closely related
RMYT
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Not mustache man!!!
NEWS: The Ducks and Assistant Coach Paul MacLean have mutually parted ways, following the expiration of his contract.
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>P.A. Parenteau is playing tonight, he says.

McLeod on suicide watch
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>>76295797
>won't happen
Blue Jackets said the same thing, an arena that's arguably just as loud. If it comes to the point where Pekka gets pulled again, the series is over and everyone in the building will know it.
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>>76296029
>Columbus
>loud

lmfao
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i dont like europeans in my /hoc/ desu lads
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>>76296283
sux 4 u, here 2 stay
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>>76295852
>hungarians owned slovakia for 1000 years
>sweden owned finland for 1000 years
seems like you're at the bottom of the steps, mato
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>the pens will never get past bobrovsky hes the goat

fucking rekt

>yeah but they'll never get past anderson and karlsson they're gonna run circles around that defense

bested

>pekka rinne is a wall and the pens will surely get stopped they have no chance

-.800 save percentage

lol you ass blasted pens haters never fail to make me laugh when your hope and optimism get crushed right before your eyes.
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>>76296512
repeat
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>>76296512
>forgetting all of /hoc/ fell for the Craps meme again

The amount of people who really thought this was "their year" only to discount the Pongs win by saying "same old Caps" was hilarious.
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>>76296512
Did anyone genuily believe the Jackets would beat the Pens?

I have to be honest, I fell for the Caps meme this year.. thought the penalties that plagued the Pens were too much
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>>76296737
Just Ted and his cronies
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>>76296737
Wishful thinking from most other fans, especially Flyers and Capitals
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>thread is almost 2 days old

Are we post-season now?
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>>76296838
Yup, the final was 12 days ago
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>>76290724
>reminder that the fix is in
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>>76296757
>>76296835
Makes sense desu

>>76296838
Too many days between this game and the last
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>>76296938
this. There's no way a team who's sponsored by a fucking JEEP is going to win anything
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>>76296988
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At least Nashville can hang a banner commemorating breaking that decibel record or some shit.
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Nashville is lit today
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>>76296317
Finland seems to be the most liked team here after Slovakia
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Nashville crowds are a meme. These are professional athletes the effect is minimal. Also the Pens have been here and Nashville has not. If anything the crowd is going to be worse for the Preds because they're going to be running around early and are already prone to taking the dumbest penalties ever. At this point the Pens know if they score early Nashville will roll over.
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>>76297182
11 wins of 12 at home in the last two postseasons nigga. That ain't a joke. Face it. PK knows
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>>76296737
I did. The jackets are more physical and in the past teams like this have been able to rattle pittsburghs stars and murder fleury. It helped shitsburgh a lot that playoff fleury didn't show up or they would have been in trouble
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fuck hocley and FUCK white ppl
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>>76297086
>judging how liked a flag in hoc when 90% of posters are northameriflags
congratulations, mato
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Was gonna buy tickets but they're fucking $1,000 starting. Crazy
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>>76297374
>paying for nhl hockey
kek
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conn smythe:

Guentzel or Malkin?
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>>76297416
Rinne
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>>76297321
By here I meant in Slovakia
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The worst thing is that the meme won't die even when the perds lose tonight. "They cheered their hearts out as the lost 8-1. Such an inspiration. So brave."
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Nashville invented cheering.
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>>76296283
JUSt filter their flags like I do
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>>76296283
Flagophobia must be stopped
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The only good European posters in /hoc/ are Swedeners. Prove me wrong, you literally can't.
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>>76297416
Crosgod will win.
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>>76297611
Gay
>>
Vegas Golden KnightsVerified account @GoldenKnights

"We have a lot of teams that are offering us big contracts...we'll take a few of those, for the right price." --McPhee


:thinking:
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>>76297416
Bill
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This is Auston Matthews he is an good hockey player but unfortunately he has to play for Toronto. Please say something nice about him.
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>>76290085
>I don't really talk to people.

No wonder you have no friends. You sound like a major faggot. I haven't heard anyone mention a dynasty..but I don't listen to sports radio a lot.

Weird that you do if you don't even watch the teams here.
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>>76296737
only inbred faggots from ohio that dont know jack shit about hockey and cant skate
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>>76297072
I'm in Nashville now and it's alright. Wait a few hours. I think there's also free concerts on Broadway later too, if you're into country
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>>76298111
you literally saw this on reddit

go back
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@76298477
I reckon he saw it on twitter
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>>76297182
The crowd does have an effect. However I think you're right. Both goalies are shook as hell and no matter how well the defense plays pens are gonna get good shots in. If they don't step up Nashville will lose.
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Friendly reminder that the Predditors had NO FANS before last April
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>>76298780
Friendly reminder that your mother likes it in the shitter
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Tonight is the night Rinne turns it all around.
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>>76298892

He's riding wood. Rookie is playing.
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>>76298907
I don't believe you.
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>>76298962

He has one career win against the Penguins and has shit the bed HARD two games in a row when the rest of his team has played pretty fucking well.

I'd be amazed if they start him but who knows.
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>>76298815
like the actual bathroom or the bathroom area pls be clear
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>>76297589

Finnish are best. Swedes just bitch about NHL and meme their irrelevant leagues. I think theyre just jealous they cant eat pork anymore or theyll get beheaded
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How come Swedish hockey players tend to play like grown manginas while finnish players are more gritty and physical ?
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>>76299044
He was in starting net at practice earlier

>>76297589
pls
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>>76299827
finlandians are objectively worst posters on /hoc/ . fix your shit taste
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>>76299891
kys yourself
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>>76300205
mongol-lover you kys yourself
>>
Predditors gone get meme'd tonight.
Subban self goals hat trick. Belieb dat.
>>
Mark Scheig @THWMark

Casey Mittelstadt did one bench press and zero pull-ups. #NHLCombine
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>>76300252
>>76300205
Burger posters must leave
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>>76302250
How does this happen? How do you not think, maybe even just 2 weeks before the combine (arguably the most important moment of your life at that point) you say to yourself "hey, I should quickly learn how to do a few pull-ups, practice the technique." etc.

Who was it the last time or year before that that did 0 pullups?
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>>76298477
>knows it's from leddit
go back with him, fagbiscuit
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>>76303025

Sam Bennett only managed one at his combine but it turned out he was hiding a shoulder injury and ended up having surgery.

Dunno if it's the same with this guy.
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>>76303025
Sam Bustnett but he was coming off surgery if I recall.

Casey has just been too busy banging college slags.
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>>76300205
>kill yourself yourself
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>same /hoc/ thread for two days
pongs and perds killed this place
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>>76302250
>ameriFATS
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>>76303455

>185cm
>91kg
>Fat

???????
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>>76303514
>5-11.5
>199 pounds
>cant do a single pullup
fucking hambeasts
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>>76303597

He looks like he's like 13 desu.
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>>76303251

Sorry Deepak I've been taking a lot of extra hours because I need to buy a new mattress
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>>76303743
Is that young jake guentzel?
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Federov > Yezershit
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Why Do People Forget That it's hard having Crosby and Malkin

All this talk about why other teams hate the Pens, I get it. Any Steelers fan should know why after getting pounded by the Pats year after year.

But I didn't realize how widespread the hate for the Pens was because they got two high draft picks and in turn got Malkin and Crosby. If this was baseball with no salary cap I'd understand the hate. But do people forget how hard it is to field a solid 4 line team when two players make near the salary max?

The only way this model truly works is when the pens are able to find cheap talent to accompany the two stars which has been evident the past two years in all the ahl guys getting called up.

So while no pens fan would truly complain about having Crosby and Malkin let's just remember that a team isn't built only by having superstars when you're in a salary cap league.
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>>76297182
I feel like crowds intimidate refs a bit but not the players outside of potential ear damage.

The praise of Nashville's crowd is mostly just that it's cool to be there not that it affects that game.
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>>76304505

When Malkin is playing at his best he's better than Crosby, easily, but Crosby is far more consistent than Geno is.

And don't forget that Crosby was gifted to Cancerman to save the team from relocating.
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>>76304505
Not much of a pens fan but their management and continued success is some of the best in the cap era. Balancing superstar contracts with developing capable rookies
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH SOME FUCKING HOCKEY

FUCK YOU BETTMAN

WAY TO KILL PLAYOFF HYPE WITH YOUR AWFUL SCHEDULING

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>76272312
Unpopular opinion:
I really like P.M.
He knows obscure details that a lot of fans would otherwise Google and he seems like that nerd that played hockey. I'm a fan of Pierre
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>>76306168
This
Their defence is the island of misfit toys and defies logic. This is coming from a wings fan too.
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>>76306168
They get production out of their elcs too.(sheary, guntz, etc) Then they take players like bonino and hornquist, put them with talented players and they play at a different level.
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People legitimately thought I was memeing when I said last year's shorks were better than the preds in almost every way and that the preds would struggle to win a single game. Shows how delusional reddit truly is.
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whats the predditors of video games?
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>>76307797
Without Rinne they are mid-tier. Look at their goals scored over the last 3 years. Once Rinne retires they are done like dinner
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What do you think of Mike Emrick? I feel that he does a good job.
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>>76307928
That filename makes me so happy. I tried seeing a regular season game in Nashville and they wouldn't sell me tickets bc I'm not a season ticket holder. Fuck them in their stupid faces
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>>76306168
This is only recent, you are forgetting the early 10s where they had no one because they couldn't draft and were bounced in the playoffs early every year. The narrative is that they were wasting Crosby and Malkin.
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>>76308033
I don't see him as a good in-depth analyst but he's charismatic, smart and doesn't annoy me so I like him. He's probably good for the sport bc he sees it from a non-hockey person P.O.V (Not op btw)
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>>76308190

There were a few years there though where getting bounced early felt inevitable, like 2010-11, and years like 11-12 and 12-13 where the Penguins were favorites to win the cup, and then fell short because of coaching or memes.
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is it wrong to cheer for pongs?
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>>76308974

Fuck off we're full.
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>>76308974
yes, it is.
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who takes it tonight lads?
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>>76309380
Do or die for the perds so I give them the edge.
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>>76309380

Not your
>shit team
>shit fans
>shit franchise
>perds
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>>76309527
preds to lose desu, they have the pongs right where they want them
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I just want a good game to be desu
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>everyone thinks the Pongs are gonna win
>no one expects the Sabres to come back and win it all in 4

You all are uncultured sheep who don't realize the 5D chess game you are currently suspended in by Jack Eichel
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>finnish goaltending
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>>76307108
Everyone likes him, he just lacks the social intelligence to work with anyone besides the shitty NBC crew
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I wish half of the threads on this board weren't aboout fucking divegraass
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new

>>76310493
>>76310493
>>76310493
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>>76304059
Likely, they both went to faggot rich spoiled kid highschools.
Although he isn't going to O M A H A like Jake, likely because he isn't completely autistic about hockey.
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