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>>76262592
>bumping a thread on /sp/ in less than 2 minutes

remember how GOAT brian lara cricket 2005
remember how SHIT brain lara cricket 2007 was

>>76262570
>>76262592
>>76262740
>>76262780
>The absolute state of your life

I always thought that Glenn McGrath was the best bowler I've ever seen.

His consistency was magical.

>this """"""""""thread""""""""""

dead poomunity

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based mcGOATum

>>76263674
shit gimmick, /cric/ cant never be dead all the while the most electrifying man (i.e myself) in forum enternatinment is present

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>>76263641
glenn mcgrath was a chucker and the 15 degree rule was made to accomodate him, tho im not sure how the hell this passed 15 degrees

having a deep think lads

execute all indians

reminder if you're sensitive people can and will just break you for fun, just don't be senstive, it's not worth it, if youre sensitive youre screwed

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hadlee obvs

>>76262780
SNES Super International Cricket desu.

>>76265026
no mate those brain lara 05 classic matches were something else, poured so many hours into that fucking game just playing out retarded random test matches and stuff, and then 07 was just a complete pile of shit

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absolutely mint game

>>76262780
>>76265316
I think I remember that as a kid.

Remember I spent a stupid amount of time renaming them to their proper names since they were unlicensed and used off-spelling similar names.

I also remember playing on the hardest setting I think and loving to twitch-time vs those ridiculously fast sling bowlers on that setting.

Then I remember getting 07 or whatever the new one was and thinking what the fuck is this. Ruined desu.

>>76265400
yeah innit the names were kinda jokes tho, still cant believe how bad 07 was, literally spent no more 2 hours on it cause it was just dreadful

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Weather forecast is terrible for the foreseeable future lads

reminder asif is statistically proven as the greatest bowler of all time

http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/story/1032865.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g19fCJotPc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3htOCjafTc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSx5BLaK10o

>>76266608
just got a chub

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>that guy who prefers test cricket over T20

>>76267787
A guy with taste.

Rare in America I'm sure.

going for a poo

>>76267848
agreed, T20 is OK but I can't deal with all that hitting and running. Sometimes a whole game can pass without a single leave being attempted! Can you imagine?
I hardly ever get to sit and watch for eight minutes while a batsman takes his guard and resets six times, followed by a leave, in T20. If T20 wants to compete they need far more of it.
Also, there's far too much game time in T20. They score too many runs and go far too long without slowing the game down with leaves, forward defences and 4 sightscreen adjustments. What T20 need to do is make leaves and blocks worth more, so more time is defending and watching one guy play all day. Did you guys see the latest Durham vs Worcestershire game? 1.3 runs per over to 1.2! Worcs had no answer to Durham's tactics of leaving every ball that's not on the stumps out then asking the umpire to end play early for bad light.
Its this level of tactical sophistication that is missing in T20, where as you rightly point out, its just a bunch of athletic guys trying to score runs against each other. Yawn

>>76267961
My poo isn't tar colour anymore since I switched from being a wine alcoholic to a strong cider alcoholic. Beat internal bleeding haha

i regret many things

>what are you doing
>sex with my lover

Based banglas

>>76270542
what the fuck is with that yolk

Bread looks pretty shit too.

And the knife/fork planted on the table prior to use triggers me.

>>76270542
Pretty sure after taking that pic he dished up the other 6 in his frying pan seeing his other pics.

>>76270759
what are you supposed to do with a knife and fork before using them?? place them on your lap?

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>>76270542

>>76271338
Lean them on the plate which is probably cleaner than the surface.

>>76270542
what the fuck

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Hey faggots, unironically I really want to get into cricket and learn about the sport. Not only learn the rules, but all the nuances and the little things.

how do i get started? how do I know how many leagues are there/which should i watch? what form or variation of cricket should I learn first?

>>76271692
The Champion's Trophy is on now, which is for ODIs and probably the weakest format of the game
You just missed the IPL, which is a good way to get into the game. The Ashes starts up in November, which is the GOAT introduction to test cricket

>>76271692
watch this lad
*takes a shit*

>>76262780
played the shit out of that as a kid

always played as Namibia took kek

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who /hightest/ here

>>76271789
>marrying for love

sort yourself out lyon

>>76271717

thanks m8. when are the matches on? got any streams site?

and to my understanding, test cricket is the "highest" form of cricket there is, but is watching the Ashes a good way of starting following cricket for someone who is just getting the hang of the sport?

>>76271869
T20s are the best way to learn the basics of the game. You'd be looking at the Australian Big Bash over December and January, the Indian Premier League in April and May the Caribbean Premier League in June and July (don't watch this so I can't vouch for the quality) and England's Natwest Blast between July and September

as far as streams go, crichd.be and watchcric.org generally work for me

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>Greame you idiot

nice dead """poomunity""" you've got here. kek

http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/story/1100007.html
wake up sheeple

Man wow cricket is exciting as fuck.

a BSA is posting in our thread lads

>>76272172
Better sports advocate.

BASED fucking Americans lads

love it when Americans notice us

>>76272186
tell your friends to post here too

>>76272213
You'd be overwhelmed.

Cricket's like a casual checkers match between two half-blind pensioners.

love American banter

dubs and new zealand will win today.

>>76272268
Poo Peeland on pooicide watch

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Love winter

>>76263925
>salty pommyfag detected

Kek Sehwag wants to coach

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what a shit name

Going to be livid if Pattinson plays a single game

smith is going to score below 30.
digits to prove it

can't wait for straffo's job to be outsourced to india

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Love winter

>>76272846
Love golf

word is that Pissrat doesn't like Kumble for pushing Pujara, who was the player that saved them from losing a series to Australia, back into the side

>>76273167
pissrat would rather have soshit and shitkar

Statsy here.

Just dropped in from my long hiatus to say that I hope all of you /cric/ regulars are dead or on the verge of dying slow, painful, lonely deaths.

>>76272470
I could never survive in Australia.

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>>76273502
snuggled up next to the heater

kiwis will win today lads

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>>76273541

Kane to make 100 as NZ lose by 43 runs

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morning lads

post your scores

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/afl/ and /cric/ on

Also why has the biggest meme ground of meme grounds in Eden Park created arguably the two best ODIs in the last decade?

>>76273706
That's not Pukukera park

>BCCI blocking all streams
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
can i get a stream please

>>76273591
Rip

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>>76273776

Poo Peeland on pooicide watch

>>76273575
>>76273541
elite weather

>Hazleshit

found a place that imports british beer lads and it's leagues ahead of the piss we get here

found a way to quench my thirst lads and not kill my liver in the process

hazleshit

what kind of name is guptill anyway

remember when Ronchi got dropped from the Western Australian side?

does england have the best ales in the world?

I open the debate

very satisfied with this team selection lads

>>76273418
hey mate how are you

Is Mitchell Starc related to Ned Starc

Stream me plebs

>>76273939
cricfree sc
sky sports 2

>australian family in the stands
>retarded kids are celebrating Hazlewood getting smacked

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why is he allowed to play in England again?

>>76273949
is the le next mcgrath meme dead?

>>76273949
Who should be playing instead?

>>76273956
only in England

>>76273969
Boland

So why isn't this match at least free to air?
Fucking poorfag Channel 9.

>>76273977
better than Channel 10, who literally can't afford to bid for the BBL rights when they go back up

In this match I will be supporting the bleck ceps because of our rivalry with Australia in popular series The Ashes™

Manlet Warner BTFO

seeing henriques in australian colours makes me sick

Kettleborough is elite

Now I remember why I get mad watching cricket

>>76273995
why isn't he playing for the Portuguese cricket team?

literally a Morgan/KP tier traitor

Will Guptill score a century?

>hazledogfuckingshit

>>76274009
The ANGLO appeal

>>76274009
does he hate his country?

>>76273995
autism

Cricket in Poland

Hazlewood is arguably the best bowler in history

>>76274017
eat your words cunt

>cucktill

>gupshit

Have ALWAYS rated Hazlewood

Kane will fail in the face of HAZLEWOOD

I remember the first time I got banned from 4chan I sat down and had a good think about how I could become a better poster

>>76274011
No

>>76274105
how did you know that mate

Do it again Janny

please don't

Will Williamson score a century?

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not going to be watching this video

SUPERB British skyline

shane warne fuck off

>>76270542
jesus fucking christ

Have been experiencing severe pain in my right testicle over the past few days

Would go to the doc's but I've already had it looked at twice

group stage bullies

>Shart Poomins

>>76273889
Son of a Gupta and Patill

>>76274154
too scared to go to the doctor to get him to have a look at a lump I've got because I don't want him touching my willy

>>76274161
I know an absolutely elite qt with the last name gupta ama

>>76274169
do you have pics of her pusy?

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>>76274162
Gets even worse when you get there and realise they've assigned you to a female doc

>>76274169
What is the square root of her height in nanometers?

wicket when

>>76274182
I wish

bet it's hairy as fuck though

>>76274188
dunno mate

>Australian fielding

TOTAL COCK UP

Can we just fucking dump Wade already? He's fucking useless.

>WADE

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why are umpires still on the field?

>Wade

why

Why do we even play these tournaments in England?

>LE FUCK LE NEVILL

This is the future you chose shitcunts

>English summer

>The English invent a sport that can't be played in rain
Hmmmmm

>>76274243
based fucking wade

how does this even happen

>>76274196
why'd you say ama then?

a dis - a - point - mint

>Wade is ironically more effective away from the wickets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXJCdg3FUEw

I wanna shoot the fag who first gave him keepers gloves

>>76274253
I never said you'd get an informative response

be happy with what you've got and don't ask for more

>>76274257
he would have had a 100 test career as a specialist bat

Gonna go for a shower lads

having dinner lads

spag bog if you were wondering

>>76274265
OK mom!

>the city of Australian bowling and fielding

might do something productive

>poostralia
kek

why isnt australia 50 points ahead in the rankings?

>>76274282
I got pizza for dinner but was fucking disgusting so probably have to wait til I'm sloshed to bare it

I support Cricket Australia against those greedy players

>>76274476

Is the film the Castle /cric/ approved?

>>76274562
Goosey will be shaking with rage, but yes

gonna ding dong ditch my gran brb

>>76274562
only if you mean The Last Castle

>>76274584
kek gran btfo

>>76274239
Our summers are the best.

>>76274643
kek that's why the English were leaping at the opportunity to commit a crime and get shipped off to Australia

boring match lads

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>>76271692
T20 is the most entry level it's good to get started but once you understand the rules it becomes a bit repetitive. Test matches are the gold standard but to someone who doesn't really understand them they can seem really boring or confusing so I'd recommend getting into T20 first. T20 is pretty comparable to baseball in the way it's played, test cricket is unlike any other sport currently in existence, so it's pretty easy to see why anyone who hasn't grown up with it goes "wtf this isn't even sport", because none of the sports they know are like it.

Watch the champions trophy that's just started, it's a pretty short comp but it'll give you a good run down on the big name players in the world. I'd recommend picking one of the top 6 ranked teams (Australia, India, England, South Africa, NZ, Pakistan) and follow their matches.

Please watch our sport.

>>76274952
Daniel

Fucking hell is this was is considered summer in England?

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>12.27pm The rain has stopped, the covers are coming off

>12.32pm Oh no, it's raining again.

how the fuck did Wade fuck that up

>>76275041
It's still spring

>>76275114
well fuck you and your spring

so NZ wins?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0zaEWt_I38

>12.43pm Covers coming off again! Yay again. Now for us to wait till the ground is fit to play.

>>76275041
Yes.

>>76274985
>LE U R LE DAN LEL XDXDXDDXDXD

Listening to some 80s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdEvuQE6t5c

>>76275337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-crgQGdpZR0 over here

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KEK

bundes rules cric drools

>>76275376
fucking love abba

>>76275376
https://youtu.be/5D3Nl1GZzuw

>>76275291
Only Daniel would still be using outdated memes

Moises should go back where he came from

>>76275405
i have a turd of agnetha in a canned fruit jar if you are interested in buying

>>76275429
yeah mate I am

>>76274236
so did Wade make a single mistake on the tour of India?

I cant remember one

>Change in playing regulations: One bowler can bowl 10 overs, four can bowl nine. We're done with the mandatory powerplay as well.

>>76275442
yeah he made a few, just not on the same scale as what we're used to

Stoinis should have been selected purely based on his Big Rig

Is John Hastings related to Battle of Hastings

>>76275450
And Nevill made some absolute howlers during the summer

So all in all you cant reasonably say Wade performed any worse with the gloves than Nevill would have

where are all the poo peeland flags ITT?

>>76275463
yeah I can because I didn't see Nevill and therefore his mistakes didn't exist

Brendon McCullum might just be the worst commentator I have ever heard

>>76275476
Friday night m8, they're all out partying

>>76275490
>Brendon McCullum might just be the worst commentator I have ever heard

Makhaya Ntini is the absolute worst

What is it about New Zealanders that makes them so insecure?

could go with a dirty rotten right about now

Objective CT commentary team ranking

Nass
Athers
Warne
Pollock
Sanga
Ponting
Ramiz
Athar Ali Khan
Manrekar
Graeme Smith
Slats
Ganguly
Ian Bishop
Doull
McCullum

Actually a pretty shit selection overall, really wish Rigor did overseas stuff because he'd go so well with Athers and Warne

>>76275529
Daniel

>>76275529
>warne at 3

says it all really

>>76275529
Warne would be without doubt last if he was with Clarke at any time.

>>76275533
Good post

>>76275544
Wait forgot him, he'd probably be around where Ponting is

>>76275543
warne can come up with some interesting stuff if he's with a co-commentator that can control him and keep him on-topic

>>76275544
or slater

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>getting flayed around by RONCHI

And people think Aus are among the favourites?

>>76275552
I guess you'd get more of that over on the english end. All we get is him with his bogan mates here.

I did enjoy him cackling away and laughing at Ian Smith during the world cup final though

>conceded 300 to bangladesh

>>76275566
FLAT

DECKS

>>76275409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htgr3pvBr-I

>>76275578
>elimated during the group stages by Bangladesh
>lost a test match to Bangladesh

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>>76275579

>Flat decks doesn't effect your LINE

Warne is genuinely a great commentator, but then again I don't really watch the Summer of Cricket™ because it clashes with >our season, so I only hear him in the english broadcasts

I'll never get sick of Nass and Warne bantering each other

does nathan lyon not play ODIs?

>>76275587
tfw I am unironically the one you're quoting

>>76275594
lack of space pushed him out

they brought him back into pyjamas for a few T20s I think during 2016 but he got walloped around

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only he can save this team

THE MOST DANGEROUS BATSMAN IN THE WORLD

Tell me about Kane, why does he score the runs

>>76275589
Warne is pretty when talking about spin, field settings and the mental side of the game. He is insufferable when he harps on about the glory days when paired with one of his former teammates.

are the overs reduced?

>>76275640
pretty good

>>76275651
don't review your own posts like that, it's very obnoxious and self-important.

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>Poostralian fielding

For fucks sake. These fucking retards are too concerned about >MUH BIG BAD CA REEEEE GIMME PAYRISE

>>76275646
46 each way now but there will probably be another short delay at some point because
>English summer

HWo is the ugliest international cricketer?

New Zealand's gonna win this lads, the word has it.

>>76275681
Easily Ronchi

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>storc

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>>76275681

>>76275681
Ishant Sharma

How do I get into winter cricket? I watch all the big tests in the summer but seem to just not gove a fuck this time of year

>>76275706
>throwing away money on joke bets
when the fun stops, stop
gambleaware.co.uk

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>>76275706

More like John Gaystings

>>76275716
Get patriotic

>>76275706
Sup reality cunt

>>76275716
I'm literally the opposite. I only find cricket comfy if it's at night with a blanket and a hot choccy

I feel like a NEET loser if I actually watch the games in summer during the day

Daniel is among us

>Ross Taylor comes out
>Nz's run rate decreases

>>76275785
This is the third time you've said this, would you like a fucking prize?

btw is stinky colored model fucker still posting here?

>>76275810
Based Daniel

>>76275816
Yeah but Ivan chases him off after every post

room reeks of beer lads

>it's a cucktucky thinks he belongs here episode

didn't think boredi could get worse, but there you go.

fuck starc

wtf

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>

When I was a kid I wanted to play for England ama

>Ross Taylor loses yet another match after NZ were in a good position
>Somehow ends up with a decent score himself

>>76275902
Based Renshit

>Head

haha time for wallops

I reckon XD could pick up a few here

>>76275847
beer and B.O for me

good chin music

Just spilled tea on my feet ama

Hastings is an honorary brown

>>76276007
Did it hurt? How milky was it? Did you use a teapot?

>>76276007
I spilt beer on my bed and now my bed smells like beer

>>76276007
was it caused by a devastating eq in christchurch? if not... a pity.

Starc has been garbage for almost a year now

>>76276021
>Did it hurt?
Not really but I only gave them a few seconds under the cold water to stop the burn so it might come back in a bit

>How milky was it?
Chamomile m8 no milk

>Did you use a teapot?
Nah was in a mug just put it on me table but it was in the dark and I clearly didn't put it fully on whoops haha

back to portugal you fat wog

Will iamson score a century?

wish >we had a spanish national playing for us instead

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QUINTESSENTIALLY AUSTRALIAN

>>76276035
I like a cup of camomile in the evening

>>76276040
Will iam doesn't have a son

MarcGOD Elitis where?

340 score on the cards

>>76276057
nah crack this partnership and they'll collapse

mute the fucking stump mic, I don't want to listen to Wade's drivel

get a load of this garbage line from head lads

Literally don't think I've ever seen an islander even mention cricket in a sentence aside from Ross Taylor

>>76276074
I know a few fijians who like it

>Wade
>I LIKE IT MATE I LIKE IT

fucking love truffles

answer me this, and only this.

Is Kane elite?

>>76276086
this

someone webm this garbage from wade

fucking hate exams just want to watch the grig

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>tfw big triceps but TINY biceps

>>76276110
>tfw big legs and no upper body muscle whatsoever

love cycling lads

Kane looks very nu-male

>>76276129
he's a beta
>Last summer in England, I asked Williamson to play in a charity match. Brendon McCullum had committed, along with Tendulkar and others of such stature. His face lit up. Clearly Tendulkar was a previously unreachable summit. I suggested they would play on the same team and maybe bat together. Now I had him.
>Then we examined the date of the match and found it clashed with the Glastonbury music festival, to which he was going with his girlfriend. He said he would speak to her. The answer was emphatic and went something like, pull out of Glastonbury and I'll chop you off at the knees. He figured it was a senseless waste of the lower half of his legs, so went rocking'n rollin instead of batting with God.

I am still of the opinion that Australian 2015 WC team was on of the greatest in history. In this period they had nailed the ODI format to a T. Also an excellent balance in the team.

Finch and Warner - Fast starting openers that would put pressure on the bowlers from the outset
Smith and Clarke - The steadiers that will got at 100 strike rate but can both ramp up towards the back end.
Watson - the balance between a steadier and a slogger
Maxwell - Designated meme hitter at the end, handy part time spin
Faulkner - Back when the "Finisher" hadn't been exposed as a leg side and slower ball babby, and could be relied upon to win the game off his bat in the clinch periods
Haddin - Meme slogger who was pretty one dimensional, but could hit a long ball down the ground in the back end.
Johnson -A fearsome bowler who excelled particuarly in the semi and grand finals in the CWC 2015. Very handy with the bat too.
Starc - Inswinging yorkers at pace. Excellent at the start and finish of the innings. Handy with the bat.
Hazlewood - Le accruacy man. Importance shouldn't be underestimated as builds up pressure for the strike bowlers at the other end.

5,6,7,8 were all big hitters, which on the flat pitches was key.

>>76276176
this is taken straight from the krazykrezja opinion book

but yeah I do agree

what a side

there's nothing better than playing a bit of ck2 while watching the cricket

>>76276176
I should add, even though it's only little, that's when Australian fielding was at its peak

>>76275529
Ponting has been surprisingly unshit from what I've heard from him, was expecting him to be useless

controversial opinion: maxwell is a mediocre fielder

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Nobody knew who I was until I put on the mask

>>76276209
nah he's definitely more switched on than you'd expect, I enjoy him every time he's on even though I didn't rate his captaincy

we really need to do something about these flags oceanic lads

>>76276209
I like everyone from that 00s aussie team a lot more now they've retired

except warne. i liked him more as a player

raining again lads

fuck off mcshit

>>76276231
Warne is so shit especially when they pair him with Bumble it's mute time

*turns around so back is facing New Zealand*
*farts*

Williamson's feeling the pressure lads

Wicket soon

tell me about trent boult's mouth. Why is it so small?

pollock has a very erotic voice

>>76276281
plus, his name sounds like bollock which is also erotic

>>76276249
Warne has his moments and can be more insightful than most commentators when he actually talks about the game

>>76276288
very very erotic

How the fuck did Bangladesh qualify

between over conversations out in the middle is the dumbest meme. 90% of them are just "how ya going" "yeah alright mate" or "just keep it up and punish the bad balls"

>>76276292
He's fine when he exclusively talks cricket, anything else he's fucking awful

>>76276314
windies are trash atm

>>76276338
I remember him trying to talk politics during India's last tour of Australia.

back to portugal useless fuck

>>76276358
I remember him once amusing himself for about 5 minutes saying that it looked like aleem dar was doing a dance trying to avoid a ball

yeah good over you dumb fuck

I reckon Australia could do with 8 more wickets here

>Wade

If NZ put up a good total and bowl australia out cheaply they will win this game

on drive > cover drive

>This English crowd cheering NZ
Don't they realise NZ is to Australia as Ireland is to England (without the famines and terrorism)

>>76276501
the only team I would support australia against is india

why did bane decide to bat first?

>>76276501
Prob not many Aussies in the crowd cause they're all over here working in pubs

>>76276525
he doesnt believe in weather forecasts and believes them to be a 'tool of the jew'

>>76276525
I'm not operating on a sufficiently high level of brain activity to answer this question

feeling sexy and intelligent right now lads