/hoc/

>>76256995
Cute pingu

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>>76257027
pingus

>pens win
>/hoc/ dead again

Classic

>>76257101
Yeah, I find it hilarious too.
Bitches can hate on me and my hometown team all the way to our 2nd straight Stanley, idgaf

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>>76257170
you're a faggot

>>76257170
it would be your 5th cup if you win not your second....

>>76257222
how long until you delete this post

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PINGAS

>>76257222
>leafs in charge of reading comprehension

>>76257236
>>76257241
just because his grammar is terrible doesnt mean im wrong

that was my longest ban yet.

>>76257250
pajeet your English grades are slipping, is there trouble at home

>>76257250
holy fuck just stop posting to save yourself from further embarrassment

>Shorks
>Craps
>Snes
>Finnish goaltending

When did you realize that chokers never unchoke

>>76257266
>>76257269
whatever throw your other 3 cups into the trash then

>>76257274
>blowjobs
>rags

>>76257278
>your

>>76257291
>our

>>76257297
you might as well just say it now
>I'm not stupid I was just trolling

>>76257274
>shorks

hey now that's not very nice.

>>76256995
Pengs are cool lil birds tbqh

>>76257323
>completely downplay the other 3 cup victories
>try and shit on someone else for calling you out on it
we'll happily take those forgotten cups back from you

>>76257274
finnish goaltending along with canadian goaltending are the only ones who have actually won cup in this decade.
>slovak hockey knowledge

>>76257365
Will you just read the post again you retard? It says 2nd straight. You are so dumb

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>>76257346
/ourbirds/ desu

>>76257376
Niemi barely counts because other players did all the job and Rask was just a secondary for Thomas

>>76257385
but you didnt win shit anon

>>76257376
Also you forgot about Quick

>>76257365
>Bitches can hate on me and my hometown team all the way to our 2nd straight Stanley, idgaf
>2nd straight
it's ok to admit that you were trolling. we're nice people here and we wont judge you

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>>76257412
>>76257428
>b-b-but!

/lifelong/ pongs fan since 09 here. have >we planned the parade route yet? i don't plan on staying until the end

>>76256995
The new preds fans seem more whiney than Pens fans
Thought Preds were the good guys

>>76257493
>this mad

>>76257493
Yeah, starts on Federal Street and ends in front of the Parliament of Canada where we all take a massive shit and light it on fire.

>>76257493

The parade route is always down grant st then the boulevard of the allies up towards the PPG building

t. Attended multiple parades

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>>76256995

>>76257535
t. bites bait

@the anon who asked if "are catfish a reddit fish?" no that would be largemouth bass.

>>76257583
No, bass are elegant, masterful creatures. Catfish are bottom-feeding muckdwelling shitfish. Reddit.

>Jake Guentzel
>Including AHL, regular season and playoff games
>91 games, 49 goals
>Rookie-Breaking records in postseason

Elite?

>>76257598
it's 94 games you daughter fucker

>>76257045
They look like they're about to drop the hottest rap album of 2017.

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>You now realize that the last 5 opponents the Pens faced in the playoffs have never won the cup.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED FAGGOTS

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>>76257589
no they're reddit because they're overly popular and even have fishing tourneys for them. it takes a real man to reel in a 60+ lbs catfish. But it's not like I expect a girly, homosexual gay fag to understand that.

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>>76257633

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>>76257614
>this totals 94 GP

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>>76257646
It was supposed to be our year last year. Pavelski was supposed to get our first cup. IT'S NOT FAIR.

>>76257663
he's talking about only the 2016-2017 season, and you forgot playoffs. faggot.

>>76257687
>and you forgot playoffs. faggot.
what did he mean by this

>>76257699
I probably meant the 21 playoff games he has played in this year

>>76257734
are you having trouble with your eyesight anon?

>>76257755
you went to hockeydb which is for retards like you that don't have updated stats. guentzel has played in 40 regular season games and 21 games.
>>76257755
>>76257699
>>76257663
>>76257365
>>76257278
>>76257250
>>76257222
why are you so obsessed with being wrong anon. guentzel has played in 94 games this year

I wish the rangers made the final. We could have won

>>76257790
thanks for all those extra (you)s anon
but hockeydb isnt the issue here

>>76257823
33 ahl + 40 nhl + 21 playoffs = ?????????

>>76257843
>Including AHL, regular season and playoff games

>>76257843
61 games played

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>>76257876
ah moving the goal posts. the daughter fucker was referencing how many goals the rookie has scored in his first calendar year of professional hockey and fucked up. sorry you're angry.

here's what he misquoted
>>76257598
>Jake Guentzel
>Including AHL, regular season and playoff games
>91 games, 49 goals
>Rookie-Breaking records in postseason

it is 94 games

Imagine of Tampa had just best the pens in game 6 or 7. None of this would be happening. Imagine if the caps did this year. Imagine if the sens beat them. We have had 4 games to have pong elimination day and none of them have gone our way

>>76257915
considering how poor your eyesight is im not surprised you believe im wrong

Thought 4 sure that Guentzel would be Beau Bennett 2.0. Good run for him.

>>76257614
all girls are somebody's daughter

>>76257957
Yes that is why I only have sex with men like all penguin fans

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>thought NHL was superior
>everyone said "IT HAS PARITY!"
>do some research.
>literally only 4 teams have won the cup since 2009.

>>76257972
The difference can be seen here
>>76257925
Pens were one bad bounce from elimination last year and this year. Many teams have just narrowly won the cup. Rarely is it utter domination. The kings were different but still

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>>76258008
>The difference can be seen here

>>76257598
naw, he'll fade into oblivion in the regular season

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>>76258008
>The difference can be seen here

>>76257972
Compare it to the NBA and most soccer leagues desu

>>76257972
Pens run ends after this year. A lot of veteran guys contracts are up this year and unlikely to be signed. They'll have to get more depth cause they're losing a lot of it. Just like the caps the team had a sort of 2 year window. Of course the pens are on the verge of going 2 for 2 while the caps didn't win anything besides presidents trophies

Daily reminder that Leino was actually better in his rookie playoff year than guentzel.

>>76257222
>Leaf can't comprehend the word straight

Predictable

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How asspained are the anti-pens reddit crowd right now?

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R E M I N D E R

>>76258096
Fuck you

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>>76258099
>being this autistic
I'll be all smiles in 2 games

>>76258137
18, 19, 20 and 21 will be Jets, Leafs and Canes dominating desu

>>76258155
Lol why are you a masochist? Gonna get destroyed by the preds coming back 2-2

if pens become a dynasty now, people will discuss for years why they didn't win anything from 2010-15

>>76258096
>cullen
>bonino
>kunitz
>hainsey
gone
>dumoulin RFA
resign
get rid of MAF and add that cap space and they're fine

>>76258181
Pretty obvious it was crosby's concusions and choking

>>76258166
>no oilers
negroe please

>>76258181
because those Hawks teams still had the depth they nowadays lack.

>>76257925
imagine if tranpa gay had any fans left on /hoc/

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>>76258133

>>76258171
>being this delusional

>>76258212
Oilers too, forgot to add em

>>76258181
the only wtf will be 2013.

Bulge-kun's big thicc juicy predictions.

Cup winrars
'18 Sharks
'19 Pens
'20 Jets
'21 Pens

>>76258264
>Shorks next year
Nah

>>>/asp/

>>76258264
18 Bolts
19 Ducks
20 Jets
21 Devils

>>76258310
>18 Bolts

pls no

>>76258264
18: Oilers
19: Canes
20: Leafs
21: Jets

>>76258404
good bait

>>76258276
now what kind of fan would I be if I didn't pick them winning at least one time? I"ll tell you a shitty fan that's what.

>>76258310
I though about picking the Ducks as well but I don't think Getzalf will be as effective as he was this year.

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>>76258423
Leafs 2020 mate


>>76258439
That's a fair point

is pekka elite?

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Pekka please show up for Game 3. All of my feels depend on this.

>>76258493
Will see tomorrow
If he bounces back big time

>>76258517
>tomorrow

>>76258570
Day after tomorrow, my bad

>>76258493
at memes

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> mfw ducks fan watching the cup finals like

>>76258493
Elite ruseman

>>76257436
Why are you arguing with a leaf, it's not worth your time to argue with sub-humans

@76258858
>60% white

I noticed in other threads that people are picking Tampon bay to win the cup next year.

is it memes or are they decent?

>tfw Bolts, Caps and Sens have been playing better against Pens than Sharks and Preds
Truly the worstern conference

>>76258879
It all depends on Stamkos, he's fragile, but the only player who can match Crosby and McMeme

>>76258493
elite at letting in soft goals

i never watched a hockey match in my life, only watched the ducks(had a laugh when i discovered they were a real team) movies and Slap Shot

but NHL17 is like pretty cheap in PSN and i like sports games, should i buy it?

>>76258899
>McMeme on the level of Crysby
when will this meme end?

Also, Im not even sure Crysby is better than Malkin after all his concussions.

the fact people are ready to rate a secondary assist twink over Malkin is hilarious.

>>76259369
>match
stick to fifa

>>76259369
NHL17 is great if you can get it pretty cheap at this point

>>76258096

I agree with this. Cullen and Kunitz especially are probably figuring their pens run is up as they are approaching or at middle age. Kunitz might go somewhere else but Cullen is talking almost like he might retire. Obviously MAF isn't going to stay with pens, the future is Matt Murray.

Letang and his injuries are going to catch up to him and I'm sure they've considered the possibility of freeing up cap space. also hagelin hasn't been producing since he came back from injury. Hainesy might be gone and replaced by streit or corrado.

There is definitely young talent tho, like jake guentzel. This adds some depth and some Wilkes barre guys look good.

literally who cares: the SCF

>>76258899
Leastern conference is only the pongs.
Best team in the west didnt make finals this year or last simply out of luck

>>76259452
It has been lackluster thus far desu

Buttman should've made 'the call' in the Ducks v Preds series and let the Ducks through; would've been the best possible matchup

>>76259434
yeah it is 35 reais, something like10 dollars.

thank you heard the Stanley Cup final is happening so maybe i am watching.

who are the bad guys?

>>76259514
>who are the bad guys?
the trashville predditors

>>76259514

Trashville child Predditors.

>>76259514
this is literally the most boring SCF in recent memory. it is almost as boring as watching a 0-0 divegrass game

>>76258096
>Pens run ends after this year.
kek
name a team that will beat...

>Sheary-Crosby-Guentzel
>Ovechkin-Malkin-Kessel
>Aston-Reese-Duchene-Rust
>Hagelin-Sundqvist-Hornqvist

>Letang-Dumoulin
>Cole-Schultz
>Maatta-Pouliot

>Murray
>Johnson

>>76259514
10 Dollars? I'd buy it then, if you're interested/want to get into hockey, seriously or casually

Yeh 2 games played so far

Predators are the bad guys

>>76259514
the bettguins 2bh

>>76259556

Sunqvidst isn't going to stay with the pens. He'll be left unprotected in the draft.

>>76259556
>Duchene
>Ovie
Penguins fan dreaming? It's okay to dream

>>76259527
>>76259535
>>76259564
How are predators the bad guys?

>>76259504
>>76259545
Yeah it was pretty dull, Oilers-Ducks, Sens-Rags and Sens-Pens series were top tier though

>>76259556
>Guentzel
literal 1/2 season wonder. will be lucky to get 40 points next year.

>>76259585
Fleury will waive his NMC and he'll be the starter in Vegas. Their have been reports that his wife has already been seen there checking out schools for their kids.

>>76259609
cant even say the team name aloud without saying reddit

>>76258264
'18: Blackcocks OVER Pens
'19: Canes OVER Oilers
'20: Preds OVER Habs
'21: Yotes OVER Leafs
2021 will be a great year /hoc/.

>>76259639
I knew you faggots were going to mention reddit? It's like you're obsessed with them

>>76259659
>I knew you faggots were going to mention reddit?
what is the question here

>>76259638

Where'd you hear that she was looking at schools? Granted it seems like a logical outcome but still.

>>76259649
Can't think of a timeline that can trigger Canafags anymore than this.

>>76259683
I meant to write "How did I know' and it came out wrong. You're still a faggot for being so obsessed with them.

>>76259638
>Checking Vegas schools
>Thinking this is good for Vegas

>>76259708
you're the one predicting reddit based answers anon

>>76259708
>and it came out wrong
it also came out on the wrong website too, shitcunt
predditors not welcome

>>76259719
yeah because every thread theres a stat about what subreddits gained more followers. But then you use the word like its an insult. You claim to hate it but you can't stop talking about it. You also still haven't said why the predators are the bad guys

>>76259752
how can you accuse others of obsession with your habits lmao

>>76259764
very easily. the only time I go there is to get streams but now that I have LazyMan I dont need to. It's ok if you go there I wont judge you.

>>76259435
This post is from a casual retard, ignored.

>>76259795
shut the fuck up nigger

>>76259806
no u

>>76259796

No one cares

Is the NHL becoming too archaic in how it determines the victor? Goals are no longer an accurate representation as to which team wins a game, especially when we have superior advanced stats such as Corsi. This glaring issue is something that needs to be addressed immediately, like in the next day or two. It can't wait until the offseason, as it's having a direct impact on how these playoffs are panning out.

you dont lose your virginity for attempting to get laid now do you

>>76257493
>lifelong
>since 09
You must be 18 or older to post on this board

Did the Predditors lose because of PK Subbans?

>Finnish goaltending

What happened to hagelin btw?

>>76259941
Thats a funny way to spell pekka rinne

>>76260006
This
>Getting smacked by Shrek (malkin) didnt help tho

Reminder that Pittsburgh has only 1 Finn and 0 niggers and that alone makes them the good guys

>>76260054
Nashville deserved it for killing gibson in order to win the WCF. Good looking out pongs bros

>>76259941
pk subban was great against the penguins. everyone else on the defense was ass though.

>>76260109
you are a stand up fellow for seeing more in someone than the colour of their skin anon

>finnish goaltending
when will you learn that finnsh are master choke artists?

>>76260003
>What happened to hagelin btw?
down year + possibly still hurt + little reason to change things up when you're winning

>>76260155
Are there and swedish goalers?

>>76260165
Can >we have him back?

>>76260109

Daley doesn't count?

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>>76260179
Hagelin was a good duck

>>76260176
Buffalo took the swedish-goaltender-pill

>>76260195
correct

>>76260204
>R lehner
>2.76 GAA
>9.18 sv%
>58-71-26
Thats a high loss % but his goaler numbers are ok

Guys I'm hoping Rinne and the Preds come back for the next few games, I at least want to watch a decent series. Also can anyone else not stand how much Pierre sucks the pens dicks? I have no beef against either team but Jesus Christ if I wanted biased reporting I'd turn on CNN

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>>76258404
>>76259649
Good posts

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Lol suck it Cunnyda.

>>76260280
he puts up those numbers on a shit team with a non existant defense and no future

>>76260375
Does he stay healthy?

>>76260357
>worse than finland

didn't know such thing was even possible

>>76260386
i think this year was better than before

he had trouble staying healthy at ottawa if i recall correctly

>>76260357

>caring about povertyball

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>>76260357
>worse than finland
>worse than michael jordan who never even played football

>>76260199
Meant the >rags desu

>>76260417
We shit >we already have a GOAT injury prone goaler

>>76260451
Well let >us take him back then >we'll trade (you) him and bernier for lundquist.

>>76260309

>mad
>at a grown man who look like a penis

>>76257925
Go to bed lennon

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>>76260543
dude looks like a cuck too

>>76260653
how would you know what a cuck looks like anon? did you compare him to yourself in the mirror?

>>76258171
>rinne is unstoppable!!
>pens won't get past Nashville's fast and physical D!!

Nashville about to get embarrassed at home

>>76260676
>McGuire's a leaf
>You're a leaf
That's all anyone needs to know anon

>>76259514
Predditors are the bad guys at this point, its actually hilarious seeing the role reversal

So if you're Laviolette do you start Pekka next game? I mean the pongs seem to have had him figured out for years now and if he memes it up next game the series is basically over. Would it actually be a safer bet to throw Saros out there and hope for some meme magic?

>>76260710
i see
your cuckolding fetish is safe with me anon

>>76260756
Laviolette's ONLY reason for not starting pekka would be that rinne is the one that got them there and he deserves at least one more shot

If he actually wants to win the cup he'll start saros next game

>>76258073
>M-matt Murray isn't that good, he'll get exposed in the regular season!!

Ahahaha keep dreaming bud

>>76260357
friendly reminder that >we have a gold medal in sawker at the olympics and we literally dont care about the "sport"

>>76260791
It's real cute how you're projecting anon

>>76259609
They aren't. Butt blasted Ducks and Hawks fans are still salty and would rather root for the Champs over the team that beat them.

>>76260869
it's no secret that all american wives have become


CANADIAN CONCUBINES

>>76260878
t. reddit

>>76260710
McGuire was born in new jersey
>You

>>76259609
>LE PITTSBURGH BETTGUINS ARE IN THE NHL'S POCKET REFPUCK REFPUCK REFPUCK REFPUCK DAE HATE CROSBY

get fucking swept you shitters. dynasty starts here.

>you will live to see crosby attain undisputed GOAT status by the end of next week.

>>76260895
>Nationality: Canadian
Birds of a feather flock together

>>76260895
fuck yeah

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>>76260908
you're embarrassing your country again

>>76260897
>Crosby
>goat status
Goatsky will never be dethroned.

>>76260933

Messier and Kurri babby

>>76260897
calm down sperg

>>76259878
can confirm, attempted to get laid, did not lose virginity

>>76260878
>le crash into the goalie every other play
>taking traditions from other respected hockey teams
>euroboo chants in the crowd

How the fuck are Nashville not bad guys?
>cause they aren't the pens

Not an argument

>>76260945
they were gretzky babbies

>>76260973
ducks beaner detected

>>76260976

Messier won a Lee without gretzshit

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>>76260930
>Literally couldn't cap the line beneath it because it proves me right
who's the actual embarrassment here?

>>76260973
>crosby literally runs over bekka
>refs completely ignore it

>>76260996
>dual citizen
>born in america, lives in america
How did this prove you right again you fat cuck?

>>76260973
calm down sperg

>>76260996
so you are confirming apehoop was invented by a leaf. thanks.

>>76260933
>implying anyone gives a fuck about GOAT status when you could literally score twice as many goals per game

Crosby's already surpassed him

>>76261023
sure you can have that shitty sport

>>76258087
NFL- 8 different champions the last 10 years
NBA- 7 different champions the last 10 years
MLB- 7 different champions the last 10 years
NHL- 5 different champions the last 10 years

>>76261070
Nine(9) Harts

>>76261101
One(1) emmy

>>76261073
now do the last 20

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>tfw you're so good that even John Tortorella has to say nice things about Pittsburgh

>>76261020
>dual citizenship for Canada requires a place of residence in Canada
>having a place and having lived in Canada means you're not a Canadian
lolk senpai whatever helps you sleep at night
>>76261023
Yeah you guys can keep that sport

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>>76260973

>>76261153
>Auston Matthews was Canadian all along
explains his talent

Where did all these pongs fags come from?

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>>76261319
I don't know but one of them is really annoying and I want him to stop

>>76261334
Make me

>>76261319
I think it's more people are rooting for one team or the other.

Why is basketball so much more popular on /sp/ while hockey is more popular on reddit? Really makes you think

Why do people consider it "awkward" when you share a silence together? I'm not over here plotting your demise or anything. Explain it to me like I'm an aspie because apparently I am.

>>76261455
it means she wants your cock

pull that dick out and you'll see what comes next mate

>>76261430
i guess /sp/ is mainly niggers and poor "people"

>>76261430
how much are you getting paid to spread these abhorrent lies

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>>76261430
Demographics

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>watching post game interviews last night to soak up the good feels
>jake's a modest nervous spergy "y-you too" type of guy in front of the big scary media crowd

so dreamy...

>>76261661

We on this earth don't deserve his purity

What's the hockey equivalent of SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP?

>>76261617
ncaa hokkei usually players arent good enough to be drafted like in apehoop/handegg.
they end up completing their degree because they have no other option.

>>76261692
A what now?

Does anyone have the heat death of the universe laffs pasta?

>>76261692

Finland posting

>>76261692
xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>76261692
>rags

Penguins fan reporting in.

my mouth is filled to the brim with semen. parts of my brain are no longer fully functional because of the amount of time i have spent deprived of oxygen due to my nasal cavity being flooded with semen and my mouth and throat being blocked up fully with cocks. poutine, you say, canada? that's cool, but me personally? i like to eat kaka from the toilet. i reach my baby sized hands into the toilet and grab a nice helping of the brown stuff from in there. that's good to me, i like to eat it. i put a straw into the toilet and drink up the peepee water and sometimes just the plain toilet water. despite ceaselessly sucking cock and constantly being rammed in my gaping, brown, hairy asshole with cock i am actually somehow a virgin. i wear a fedora and i have aids too. my dense neckbeard is littered with cheeto crumbs and sticky from the constant flow of semen and mountain dew which pours from my limp bottom lip into it; the bugs that live in my neckbeard eat this and get big and strong, and then they kick my ass and they rape me too, which i like.

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>>76261819

You are absolutely SEETHING right now.

If Mattie can't cheer you up there's no saving you.

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>perds

>>76261819
so you're mad then

>>76259514
The Predators are the underdog. Everyone here hates them because they're hipster faggots. The penguins are the defending Champs and the Predators have never been to the Stanley Cup. Take your pick.

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Why did the NHL decide to screw the Avs?

>>76261848
i want to lick butt hole

>image.jpg

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Let's see that taste /hoc/

Post your waifu and your team, international teams are welcome too.

I like Buffalo in the regular season, but I am all for the pongs to win the cup.

>>76261848
Thighs too big

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>>76261694
>apwhoob and handegg
>getting before the NCAA

>some NCAA hokkei teams have over half their players drafted already

>>76261926
>worthless ncaa trash gets left to "develop" while big strong CHL boys are ready to go when they get drafted by 19

>>76261182
#REKT

>>76261964
they also wear cages
>ameripussies

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>shitposting means you are mad

Wew I just like reading that sperg out copypaata every so often.

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>>76261904
Because the Rockies are really, really good this year, and all sports are part of the same corporatocratic socio-political mass-control complex

>inb4 tinfoil hat

Just telling it how it is, lads, believe it or don't.

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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron.

>>76262061
>they actually believed the torts meme
flyovers, amirite?

>2 games in
>Pens 90% chance to win

something something semen slurping sport

>>76262089
other semen slurping sports dont have finns embarrassing themselves and their country on a nightly basis doe.

>>76262089
wait until game three and then bet on the preds

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>>76262142
why would we bet on a team which loses 3 consecutive games?

>>76261482
People call me "awkward" but I don't understand why. I've been trying to come up with things I do in front of others that might be considered "weird" but all I can think of is that.

>>76262208
free money when the pens choke

Is there a game on tonight?

>>76262227

People who think you need to be constantly babbling at all times are infuriating, especially if you're driving with them.

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Why does everyone on earth think that football/soccer is better than hockey? Let's take an objective look at both:

Football/Soccer:
>every nation has a different title for it
>Slow
>Giant Field
>Low scoring=Exciting when the one or two goals are scored
>No physical contact
>Embellishment everywhere when even slight physical contact is made
>Administration is more crooked than a fence post in a tornado
>Their star players: Ronaldo, Messi, etc. are all dicks

Hockey:
>Every Nation on Earth agrees on the name
>Fast Paced
>smaller than a basketball court
>Low Scoring, but way more than soccer
>High amounts of physical contact that is encouraged
>Embellishment exists, but most times it's called out.
>Administration sucks and is a walking conspiracy theory
>their star players: Ovechkin, Crosby, etc. are all dicks

So as we can see, hockey is clearly superior, even when looked at objectively

>>76262244

Warriors v Cavs

>>76262292
>>smaller than a basketball court
have you even been to an arena irl? nba floor seats are inside the width of the boards.

>>76262227
sharing time in silence means familiarity

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I miss Dats

>>76262292
Because hockey is very expensive and exclusive in many ways. Jimbob in Birmingham may have never skated in his life. There was never public ice he could get started on. At the same time Alonzo in Guatemala can kick a ball in an alley next to a druglord.
Now think of what you might watch on youtube. If you are working as a bartender to pay for school you might watch videos on how to make drinks . If you took a woodshop class in highschool you might be interested a master craftsman doing a demonstration.
I am not just going to watch some woman give a tutorial on how to do your eyeshadow. I want to watch an expert do what im interested in.

People watch and think things are better when they care about them.

>>76262292
girls like that half smile? lel, I think I look retarded whenever I have that expression.

>>76262710
you always look retarded, because you are

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>Peter Laviolette dodges the Pekka Rinne Game 3 question again. And then when asked if his goalies know who starts: "[Deep sigh] Yeah."

what did he mean by this

>>76262497
i know

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>>76261924

Mattie Rogers is beautiful and stronger than you faggot.

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How do we get the good countries from Europe and Asia to like hockey?

>>76262850
He's trying and failing to play 35D chess but we all know Pekka will play. Saros should but Nashville is too dumb to realize and want their "star" tender peks to be front and center for their first home game.

>>76262995
there aren't any

>>76262995
Bomb their soccer fields with B-52's

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>>76263007
Korea's pretty cool, it's like Japan without the degenerates

>>76262995
fuck off we're full

>>76262982
Is this what /heem/ autists do during downtime?

>>76263031
I've been to thailand. Street vendor fruit is fresh as FUCK

>>76263031
'no'

>>76263046

Nah, I'm /hoc/ through and through. I also browse /fit/ and am a powerlifter. She competes in weight lifting.

>>76262995
the good countries already like hockey

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>>76263094
>Finland
>Sweden
>Czech Republic
>Good

>>76263071
shut the fuck up faggot

>>76262995
Which ones are left to bring in?
Germany and Switzerland are improving.
Estonia has left after the skoda cup.
The Scots are all gone and probably in opiate rehabilitation.
Norge is still on the fence, I dont know what their problem is.

What asian country would you want? They are all either autistic as fuck, insane, or only speak a horrific language. Have you ever heard 'people' from southeast asia speak?

>>76263071
I'm power lifting your mom on my dick every night, does that count

>>76262982
damn she a sexy bitch

>>76263117
all of those, plus me

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>>76263132

>not liking musclegirls

It's like you don't have muscles yourself or something.

>>76263134
glorious nippon

>>76263156
DAMN

>>76263156
I kinda see them as having a hobby I'm not interested. That's a level of commitment to fitness far beyond what I want to do myself. I'd like to eat pizza every other day and ride my bike on weekends
JUST B URSELF

>>76263157
>inb4 someone posts the nippon womans hockey team pic
Almost all of them fit under first two mentioned categories. However their memeing potential is very intriguing.

>>76259856
kys

>>76263156
Theres a line for muscle girls. When they cross it, they go from hot to manly which is no bueno

>>76263151
Are rhere any greek players?

>>76263190
I like womens hockey desu. They're usually pretty cute and i'd like to see what they're really capable of

>>76263151
since when has greece liked hockey?

>>76263031
Lived in Korea. LOTS of degenerates. You think Japan has an obsession with high school girl uniforms? Lol.

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>>76263188

>implying I don't eat pizza at least twice a week and have semi visible abs

You just have to lift heavy.

>>76263199

I agree desu.

>>76263216
Andreas Athanasiou is greek by heritage, but canadian by birth

>>76263243
Is he good?

>>76263216
are you a casual? of course

Andreas "we can't feel Datsyuk's void" Athannassiou?

>>76263242
either go full fit or not at all, this lazy inbetween shit is lame

>>76263031
uhhh my man, Korea has professional gamers and pop music more degenerate than any western country.

>>76263242
oh, well, i dont really want to wake up any earlier than I do or remove any more of my current freetime to hit the gym
gonna do yoga soon though

>>76263262
Hes really fast, faster than larkin, and has good hands. Shows tremendous potential
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acGxOXTfAJY&t=2s

>>76263305
Well shit.
>tfw greek but live in murrica

>>76263265
>Andreas "we can't feel Datsyuk's void" Athannassiou?
dont speak for >my team. Datsyuk was the cruch the wings have been leaning on since 2009

>>76260653
Regis McGuire
>American
that's kind of like when Canadians brag that Alexander Graham Bell was Canadian right?