/tennis/: Roland Garros / French Open - Day 5

Murray will sadly win Delpo, he looked injured today.

hi im back

i didnt die but i lost

>>76256637
murray will not make it onto the 2nd week
cap this

Is Anderson the ugliest player in the top100?

Murray is Scottish

>>76256651
R4 is already second week.

>>76256643
Murray will win NO title above 500 this year, cap it

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Murray is british edition

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Are we all in agreement?

What's Kevin Anderson? SA's Brave or SA's Cowardly?

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Rate my dinner lads

>>76256666
us open is shit tho

>>76256653
nice b8 m8

>>76256670
SA's no one really cares.

>>76256666
did you learn nothing from the /tennis/ poll?

>Olivo 5-7 3-6 1-6 Edmund
LMAOing @ Tsonga rn

>>76256666
nice quads, but you got some details wrong
France needs a clay-coloured burqa and white flag

>>76256666
This should be used as the OP in the future.

WHO CAN STOP EBAM?
NO ONE

>>76256666
Nice.

>>76256641
So jamall bydjmvdjjbsboud from gana moves to London when he is 15 and by 20 becomes an Olympic sprinter and lives in London, he is English?

>>76256670
Going to get BTFO by SABKE

>>76256666
thanks for reminding me of that horrible new AO logo

>>76256700
>gana

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>>76256675
go 4 shin cup by nongshim via tesco m8, top tier noodles

Anderson? More like Anderrated, amirite? xd

>the island prison of Kyrgios

>>76256675
Supoer noodles?

>>76256700
Literally yes. If his has citizenship and chooses that as his representative country that's how it works.

>>76256706
t. African American

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>>76256666
no

>>76256700
nice bait again m8

>>76256711
He is playing fucking good actually.

For a WHO i mean

>>76256715
So culture counts for nought?

>>76256675
no meat edition

>>76256675
Is this brit/pol/?

>>76256735
Anderson is actually kind of underrated. he has a decent groundstrokes for a servebot

Del potro the gentle giant

>>76256720
t. illiterate nignog

>>76256644
Did you at least win a game?

>>76256746
got injured. hopefully he makes a bounce back for wimby. us series

>>76256715
I agree with you that Murray is Scottish, but in your example it always goes with which country the sportsman chooses to represent. But within the UK it might be a bit different so who knows

>reminder Anderson was a top 10 player 18 months ago

>>76256754
6-4 6-1

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>>76256742

Cutehoeft up 4-0 inna first

Wud b gud if stan wins the frenchb owl. Then we'll have 2 different players from the same country winning 2 slams in a row

Has anyone EVER beat Kygrios?

Only Kygrios can beat Kygrios

A true GOAT

>>76256746
Almost defeated djoko at wimbly 2015.

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what did he mean by this ?

>>76256777
never forget

>>76256775
For fun or competition or what?

How old r u?

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>>76256742

>>76256793
might want to tell him to beat himself less often

based Anderson cucking the thug, *0-40 to holding serve like no problem

>>76256787
>Then we'll have 2 different players from the same country winning 2 slams in a row
why would that be good?

>>76256797
the future of TENNIS

>>76256797
lmao @ the kids reactions

>>76256777
His career looks over

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>>76256797
>the kid nodding along with every smash

>>76256811
it didn't happen since Sampras and Agassi

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>why is there a chimp on the court dad

>>76256787
That would 3 slams in a row.

>>76256793
>"Only defeating yourself, you shall win"

>>76256735
t.started watching tennis at the aus open 2017

KyrGOAT is finished. clay is not for him

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>mfw someone mentions the word "Next Gen" nears me

>>76256735
>who

m8, he's been a top 10 player as recently as 2016 and played in about double the number of GS 4th rounds Kyrgios has

>>76256861
>expecting to be GOAT when unable to get it up on a surface


>>76256835
wow, I keep forgetting that Kekrinka won US 16. It was a rather forgettable slam tbqf

>>76256787
Waw won the USO last year so it already happened.

>>76256884
he doesn't care for clay. he would win if he wanted to

>>76256864
Chung is unironically the future GOAT

is wawrinka vs fognini the thinking man's rivalry?

>>76256898
>post yfw chung wins a grands lam before hikkikomori does

>up a set and a break
>literally stop trying
does he not realise that the match would have been over more quickly if he'd just won it?

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RIP nick

>>76256902
Fognini will cuck him.

>>76256884
>wow, I keep forgetting that Kekrinka won US 16. It was a rather forgettable slam tbqf
Novak got bunch of byes, which made it forgettable but at least Stan saved it.

>>76256902
If by "thinking man's rivalry" you mean "a matchfixer's wet dream", yes.

FUCK RAFA AND FUCK CLAY PEOPO

>>76256861
nah m8 hes just beating himself ask the strayan

>>76256861
>clay is not for him
>>76256897
>he doesn't care for clay
Who does this remind me of?

>muh smashing racquets is terrible boogeyman

people need to stop this

>>76256898
what makes you say that?
hes going to get btfo by nishi

>>76256943
gonna stop you there if you're about to say Federer. Federer has always been good at clay

>>76256950
well it kinda is.
pro racquets cost $300+

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>zverev will win RG
>kyrgios is the future GOAT
>zverev v kyrgios rivalry soon
>chung is just a meme in glasses

Is 10is ever right?

>>76256928
Rafa washes his hair with olive oil

>>76256943
Sampras. Both are Greek servebots.

>>76256950
Fuck off tv company shill. Trying to degenerate this game for ratings.

>>76256960
They are worth like 25 bucks in material

Cuevas is winning this shitshow, book it

>>76256973
take off the proxy, Gaybe

CHIMP BTFO

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JUST

>>76256965
God, I hate when I lose an argument online

>tfw no Kyrgios Edmund matchup
for some reason we get 2 white south africans

>>76256972
Bingo.
>>76256965
Only when talking about Isner.

KyrGOAT out
why would you wanna watch RG anymore

>>76256998
for thiem

>>76256998
thiem

>>76256666
didn't know all the others slams were played on grass

>>76256965
>Always do the opposite of what /tennis/ says

So many interracial couples on ads

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>>76257012
is he dressed as Infinite Jest?

Kyrgios will never win a slam, cap this post.

>>76257052
no need to cap bro

>>76257052
that's not even hard to predict lol

>>76257034
Does Kyrgios have any discernable talent?

>>76257052
>t. had Zverev in the final
your expert advice is unparalleled

>Won 4 out of 6 matches against Nadal and Federer
>Won about 2 sets in 5 games against Murray
What is about Murray that defeats Kyrigos so easily?

>>76256967
What hair?

>>76257082
And I'm still leading the bracket challenge, somehow.

>>76257103
Submission the empire

>>76257103
kygrios doesn't hate murray. so he doesn't chimp out and then fades away

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>>76257034
Nice post

>Cilic will unironically be in the QF

>>76257079
He has the tools, now he just needs the mindset.

>>76257103
>What is about Murray that defeats Kyrigos so easily?

Idk, maybe the fact that Murray played him 4 times at grandslams, was in good form, and cared?

Nick would have never beaten the other big 4 at grandslams, except Rafa at Wimbledon which doesn't count.

>>76257132
He won the RG junior.

>>76257148
Cilic is a good/complete player. I just like to meme about him

Bi-monthly reminder that Cuevas will win RG

benis
11:00 Vesely - Bautista-Agut (17)
11:00 Carreno-Busta (20) - Dimitrov (11)
11:00 Zeballos - Goffin (10)
12:30 Raonic (5) - Garcia-Lopez
12:30 Basilashvili - Nadal (4)
13:00 Thiem (6) - Johnson (25)
14:30 Pouille (16) - Ramos-Vinolas (19)
14:30 Schwartzman - Djokovic (2)

feminine benis
11:00 Muguruza Blanco (4) - Putintseva (27)
11:00 Tsurenko - Ostapenko
13:00 Rogers - Mladenovic (13)
13:00 Stosur (23) - Mattek
15:00 Zhang (32) - Kuznetsova (8)
16:30 Bacsinszky (30) - Jabeur
16:30 Williams (10) - Mertens
16:30 Wozniacki (11) - Bellis

>theres a guy out there who was halep's boyfriend before she had breast reduction

thats one lucky guy

>>76256722
this is probably accurate tbf, it is definitely wimby>rg>the pleb slams

>>76257146
>Nick would have never beaten the other big 4 at grandslams, except Rafa at Wimbledon which doesn't count.
>Except the time he beat the world number one while a teenager

>>76257173
The European ones certainly have the best trophy ceremonies.

>>76257164
autista-fagut
carreño
gofin
raonic
roidal
tim
pouille
schwartz in straights

>>76257164
>Schwartzman - Djokovic
MOTD

>>76257103
you realize the time Kyrgios beat Federer it was on clay and beat Nadal on grass right

>>76257186
Idiot. Rafa has been useless at Wimbledon the last 5 years, no matter his ranking. He's lost to 3 players outside top 100 in the first week. Beating him there doesn't mean you're hot shit.

>>76257146
Please, I'd like more recognition for this argument which is the only correct solution to the famous and misguided meme that Nick has a match-up problem with Murray.

Let's appreciate the GOAT match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWN_rAJh-jo

>>76257164
Autista
Memetrov
Ina Coffin
Raonic
Claydal
Thememe
Ramos
Chokobot

>>76257244
>grassdal

Like taking candy from a baby

>>76257190
Well memed.

>>76257034
worst book ever

Witthoeft choked HARD

>>76257321
t. ASOIAF cuck

unironically gonna watch Pliskova over the ATP matches
what am I like?

Did they set up the 19.00 match so the crowd can watch Gasgay murder Estrella?

>>76257321
>he doesn't enjoy reading five straight pages of footnote film credits
Sad!

Kicker is absolute shit
I'm all for supporting countryman but he needs to go away

>>76257353
t. german

how could someone like Nadal decline massively on a surface baffles me
basically went from 2 wins and 3 finals to R2, R1, R4, R3
even Fed's stats in RG after 2009 were QF, F, SF, QF, R4, QF which is far from bad

>>76257369
>reading kicker.de

>Mademoiselle Pliskova
that's a mouthful

>>76257372
Please differentiate between the 2 Germans ITT

>>76257321
It's overrated but it isn't that bad.

Quavers, 2 sets and a creak up chimpout.

>>76257408
sorry non degenerate german

>>76257413
*break

>>76257384
Grass is very hard on the knees.

>>76257408
I'm pretty sure u are the same dude

>>76257408
It's difficult, you're such a beautiful unified country.

>>76257424
Nope

Bamos CSN
A
M
O
S

C
S
N

>>76257431
That would be a masterpiece of shit posting.
I hope ti reach that level some day.

I want to be friends with Pliskova, if you know what I mean

>>76257424
is that from personal cocksucking experience?

>>76257452
At least for Nadal it is.
http://www.tennisworldusa.org/news/news/Rafael_Nadal/18491/rafael-nadal-says-he-hopes-his-knees-will-hold-up-during-grass-season-this-time/

>>76257470
Her boyfriend is a chad, becareful anon

>>76257384
Plus RAFA's opponents were guys ranked #100+, while Fed's were higher ranked/made deep runs.
But RAFA often struggled in the first rounds due to grass being still "fast".

>>76257470
You want to make a bet with her over twitter for a date?

Which match is best match?

>>76257481
>Grass always was a little bit harder for me after the injury

I think it's more about the injury here. He said many times his biggest enemy is hardcourts, and that he wants more natural surfaces, including grass.

>>76257501
I guess the clay/hard fucked up his knee then?

>>76257491
didn't even know she had one. who is the lucky dude?
>>76257497
would be nice 2bh. gonna tweet @ her right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7ZStEiE6bo

>>76257481
TWusa is fake news.

>>76257500
Witthoeft

>>76257473
No grass is fine. Hardwood and carpet is the worst

wait for it, here comes the kicker..

>>76257524
The struggle with his knee is true though.

>>76257543
It doesn't mean you can make a "Nadal knees are on terminal explosion stage" headline, Gabe

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Kicker is a real human bean

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>drumpf (kushner) unironically pulling out of Paris climate accord

Dog bles dhe ameriga:DDD

>>76257563
Not anymore, but they were then.

>>76257577
>>>/pol/

>>76257588
>>>/55chan/

>>76257577
Doesn't sound like something (((judesner))) would actually do, he's a globalist shill

>beats millenials and redditors candidate
>loses next round

is verdasco /ourguy/ ?

>>76257577
is this true?

>>76257577
>trump thought the paris accord was the RG

>>76257605
I think so.

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>>76257034

>>76257620
he actually did it. the absolute madman

>>76257615
Actually made me laugh. Good one

>>76257620
top keke

>>76257620
kek'd 'n' bom'd

>R2 is Pliskova's best result at RG

>>76257620
Also known as
>INFINITE GIOST

>>76257599
He's actually losing to this literal who, really made me think.

>>76257519
google Michal Hrdlicka

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>>76257620
>With a foreword by JOHN MCENROE
ebin

>>76257620
top kek

I Am Heath Ledger

>>76257369
that helps.
Go Cuevas!

Would lick witthoefts sweaty butt

>>76257678
fuck, what a handsome dude. absolutely chad/10

>Pliskova match is so dull crowd is watching another court.

Halep makes my pp turn hard

>>76257726
Did you think Pliskova would take anything less than that?

>>76257733
I can't believe this story you're telling me. It's macabre.

Cuevas is saving my bracket from meme territory

*muffled seven nation army in the distance*

>Verdasco loosing R2 after beating an upcoming player
He has a contract with the ITF doesn't he?

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>>76257749
true, I guess

>>76257758
OK, throw me some numbers.

Parmentier has a nice body. Her face look like she 40 tho

>>76257791
gud theyes

>>76257717
Cuevas 6-4 6-4 6-4 Kicker
waiting for Verdasco or Herbert

>>76257749
You'd be surprised. My ex gf had a chad, treated her like shit, I was the shoulder she cried on and she slowly crept towards me
That was 4 years ago, we were together for 2 years until she cheated on me with some fat slob
Oh well, life is interesting that way
/blog

>>76257818
You should rape her

>A nice honour for Rafa, and obviously throughly earned... FFT president Bernard Giudicelli says French Open will erect statue of Nadal

>>76257818
did she enter in a relationship with the fat guy?

>>76257836
lol he said erect

>>76257836
I'd like to get Nadal erect

>>76257835
Nah, I'm not that depraved.
>>76257856
I don't know, I just completely cut off contact. Hope they have a good life

>>76257836
hopefully by that guy who made the Tsu-bust

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOZGgqnewRE

>>76257864
Was obviously a joke.

TFW no blonde Dutch gf

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toppest of keks just when he started to like him

>>76257836
based
>>76257864
inb4 you're a Chad

>>76257986
t. rich cunt living with papa in a tax haven

>>76257519
pliskova made this video?????

>Chung v Hishikori on Saturday

battle of the chinks

>>76258027
battle of blacks and battle of chinks in one open
meme tier

>>76258027
the south of north america tier post

>>76258027
Chung will beat glass hips man

>>76258047
>glass hips v glass eyes

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>>76258027
reported to bolice

>>76257519
Has those crazy eyes, wew

>women CL final on ESP soon
Who's hype here?

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based carina

Alexandrova is hotter than Pliskova.

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>>76258299
nod really :D

>>76258343
sopa

>>76258343
Is that pic real

Verdasco

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>>76258352
yes

>>76258244
she looks healthy

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Is there a more likable man on tour?

inb4 redditerer

>>76258547
redditerer

also no

>>76258547
literally no although I don't see what's too special about his actions here

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>>76258547
djokovic

>>76258617
hello pepe imaz

>>76258547
Stan
maybe not more, but just as likeable as him

>>76258547
oh please
you should have seen potro act like a cunt a year ago
that being said he probably got some insight considering his grandfather died and gets the importance of the bigger picture

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Based Carla btfoing the gyppo

>>76258649
>act like a cunt a year ago
what are you referring to

>>76258649
do you mean when he was in hospital injured?

>>76258670
DelPo fucked that guys mum

>herbert

Alexandrova has big head

>>76258547
Gentle giant syndrome

>>76258718
PS pliskova' outfit is nice af

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>>76258502

>>76258764
What did he mean by this?

Make it transparent btw

>>76258669
Sorana's race is well known, but has anyone figured yet what what species Carla is?

>>76258809
Gyppo is a race?
Spanish

>>76258809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1vwoOFx9_M

>>76258822
>Gyppo is a race?
Yes they're Indians
t. kcientist

Is gaskek finna play?

Not gonna lie, it's going to be a fun second week in the women's draw.

verdasco

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>Spaniards are unable to differentiate b and v

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>>76258502

>>76258910
Vased Berdasco

>>76258910
http://en.antiquitatem.com/felices-hispani-quibus-vivere-est-bibere

>>76258910
BAMOS

carpet

>>76258926
I can't into linguistics and there is too much linguistic autism there

>>76258968
just the title:
Beati hispani quibus vivere est bibere.
Lucky the Spaniards, for whom living is drinking (since we pronounce vivere and bibere same way)

its an old latin proverb

Madison Keys has an absolute horseface but still makes my penis hard

verdasco is the dark horse

>>76258988
Breddy cool. If I am an alcoholic can I get citizenship?

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>gasget vs estrella burgos on Eurosport 1 gets replaced by woman football champion's league, finale

>>76259001
Will lose to Cuevas.

>>76259012
>will lose to herbert

>>76259007
What's wrong? U're not sexist r u?

>>76259028
He's a choker, wouldn't surprise me.

>>76258962
shag pile

>>76258988
say jesus

>>76259086
Hey Zeus

>>76259086
jesús

Verdasco wins

>agassi will leave djokoshit on saturday
lmao just lmao

>Tottenham
>pronounced tot-nem

Gasquet on fire btw

>>76259007
Just flick the Eurosport Player to the event of your choosing.

>>76259114
PUT 'IM IN A CASQUET

>>76259141
>There will be a Frenchman in the 4th round
eww

What happened to Byrrdshit?

Official RG2017 Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rai4d7Wl8cE

Ahh yes, public execution on prime time.

Nothing changed since the French revolution.

there are people itt RIGHT NOW who don't rate ostapenko

heh

>>76259315
>i rate oinkapigko

>>76259339
This la

>>76258669
i thought the french were too good to lower themselves to basic memes. apparently not. disappointing

I wonder if Murray will beat del Potro

why does keys always drop the second set?

isnt madison keys a dating website for married people?

Prove that Halep isn't going to win the Rolangar Owl.

That's it, you can't.

>>76259339
rude

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>>76259521
*blocks her path*

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>>76259521
*bloks halepñeo's path*

>>76259521
It's your responsibility to prove she can, sonny.

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>26 days till Wimbledon
shit

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Is she /ourgal/, /sp/?

>>76259618
kys kraut

>>76259631
no

>>76259521
Will choke.

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>>76259618
absolutely

>>76259618
Yes
>that globalist butthurt

>>76259487
That's Ashley Madison. I remember when they got hacked and I found out all my neighbors are cheating on their wives.

Thanks blog

>>76259656
is she retarded

>>76259714
nope, just red pilled

>>76259670
You're so far right centrist just appears globalist to you.

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>>76259602
shiet, wrong pic

>>76259656
>tennis is full of lesbians
Do you think they scissor before matches?

>>76259722
>retarded
>red pilled
But one.

damn I forgot what a pretty backhand gasquet has.

>>76259712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2XCKpJob_8

>>76259784
That's depressing also I'm pretty sure they found out 98% of the userbase was male

why the fuck are the stands only 3/4 full when gasquet is playing in france??

Holy shit I completely forgot Petra Martić's weirdly cute self existed.

Keys is the Fixnini of the WTA

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>carbine will never ruffle through your hair

>>76259849
She plummeted through the rankings though , holy shit. Shes like 652 or something. hopefully this will boost her up a bit

ggs Keys

>>76259339
high jeje

>>76259824
Would you go watch Gasquet playing if you were French?

>>76259722
so redpilled just means stupid christian?

>>76259943
hurr durr christian bad muslim good

do not reply to the sjw brit.

>>76259950
are muslims good? ok

>>76259876
Her Wikipedia article just straight-up stops at 2012 as if she were dead, lol. Was she injured or something? I can't even find anything about it on the internet.