FIFA Ranking June 2017

>>76253987
>Spain = Polan

topkek

>>76253987
you mean Coca Cola ranking ?

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>31st

>>76254057
At least you got rid of your literally blind coach.

>>76253987
>1.Brasil
>2.Argentina
>4.Chile
>5.Colombia
>7.Belgium
>9.Switzerland
>11.Poland
Who made this absolute memelist

How can Colombia be above both Euro 2016 finalists.

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>win Euro
>never go up in the rankings since

>>76254084
same reason why Belgium is that high
good ranking would be france spain and germany in top 3

>>76254084
Poortugal is shit, it was a fluke victory due to luck and good (albeit ugly) strategy.

>inb4 some poortuguese replies with a pepe

>>76254084
You will see it in June 7

>>76254123
Ca-calvito ponga a James hijo de puta

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>>76253987
>tfw even fucking Iran is better than your national team

>>76254084
>plays against better teams
>rekt them all
>w-why colombia is above euro finalists

get your liechtenstein together, spic

>>76253987
>top 31
neat
comeback is on lads

>>76253987
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTT

>>76254114
>current meme, dead meme and Germany
l o l

>>76254173
>South American teams
>Good
Stop the maymays Joao.Your competition is garbage.
>Muh Ecuador!
>Muh Bolivia!
>Muh Vidal and friends!
>Muh manlet Peruvians!
>Muh Jajamemes
>Muh >paraguay
>Muh Lelo missing and friends
>Muh monkeys
>Muh dirty Suarez
>Venezuela
Conmebol is a meme.Portugal is better than any conmebol team

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>>76254173

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>Portugal
>still 8th

>>76254224
>sudacas are bad
>4 out 5 in the top 5

ayyy. what did the spic mean by this?

>>76254197
w h o r (you) ???

>>76254197
lmao

>>76254224
Vidal and friends fucked you in the past wc tho.

>>76254246
>This ranking
>Relevant
A team that has Jajamemes as its star can't be in the top 4 of anything outside of cocaine production

>>76254224
>be spain
>1198 points
>be peru
>1108 points

you're literally peru tier kek

>>76254267
>Vidal and friends fucked you in the past wc tho.
They fucked Xavi and his assylum friends

What happened to to the Netherlands?

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>Spain is literally Poland-tier

>>76253987
>4 of top 5 south American
Yuropoors btfo yet again

>>76254308
>Spain
Is there a more irrelevant nation?

>>76254294
They appointed a blind coach for political correctness.

>>76254314
>nation

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>>76254274
Spain is better than Brazil player by player
De Gea>Brazilian random monkey keeper
Carvajal>>>>grandpa Alves
Ramos and Pique>monkey CBs
Alba>No defence Marcelel
Busquets>monkey fouling Casemiro
Thiago and Isco>monkey EPLel midfielders
Asensio>Neymar
Morata>G.Jesus
Silva>le pacy nigger
Even my captcha agrees

>>76254313
>behind part-time dentists

top kek burgers

>Poland that high
Fuck outta here with this shit list

>>76254328
>literally peru tier
>b-better than brazil

here's your (You) senpai

>>76254328
>You

>>76254345
>literally peru tier
>All WC players
>Some monkeys that play in the chink league are somehow better
(You)

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>>76253987
> Colombia 5th
> Peru 15th

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worst ranking in history the last time

actually going down since then

great

>>76253987
Came here for a hue

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>>76254118
w-what's wrong with pepes?

>>76254363
>all the same players from 7 years ago
>somehow that's a good thing
fuck outta here mayn

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>>76253987
Your reign of terror is over Walels

>>76254334
Meh we always get past group stage so proof we are 9-16 tier consistently. Oh yeah, it's a fucking meme sport no one cares about here. You hang your identity around it and a bunch of impoverished manlet shitskins are viable contenders to overtake your supremacy.

>>76254387
>all the same players from 7 years ago
>Isco
>Carvajal
>Thiago
>De Gea
>Asensio
>Morata
>Players from 7 years ago
Kek.Unlike Urgay Spain produces talent on a regular basis

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>>76253987
How are Switzerland always so high up on this? They are shite

>>76254413
>we are 9-16 tier consistently
>Get into a good group due meme conference
>We are le top 16
Kek.Anyone can pull that of

>>76254424
>You now remember Morata warms the bench for a brazilian reject

ayyyy

>108th
Lowest ranking ever.

>>76254441
>Costa
>Reject
Kek.He could have started in any Brazilian team.Either the one from this year or 2014.Good players choose to play for Spain.Meme players like Rafinha stay with Huezil

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>>76253987
Fuck yeah, we broke into the top 100!

>tfw 98

Ready to get raped Belgium?

>>76254459
>can't play for brazil
>better find a meme country out there
>Oh, Spain looks fine!

Literally Marcos Sena and Diego Costa. You should be thankful, we send worses to Italy.

>>76254486
Both Sena and Costa could have started for Brazil Joao.Or do you seriously think that
>Fred
was better than Costa? Meme players like Rafinha love Brazil.WC players choose Spain.Take that for data

>>76254438
>Spain
>shitholes entire identity rides on povertyball on the international level
>tied for 10th with polska

Lol

>>76254486
play it cocky like always, we'll drink your salty tears in the end

>>76254442
Feel bads man

>germany has 4wc titles
>won the last wc
>3rd place

Fifa rankings are fucked up beyond comprehension

>>76254692
This ranking only cover the last 3 years retard.

Watch out lads. U-20 is ours.

why are we so high ranked?

>still 13
i swear it seems like we haven't moved half a spot in either direction for years

>>76253987
We are behind Mexico even tho we just beat their A team with our D team made out of players that are not even the best in our non league.

>>76254281
Still counts, bitch moor

Enjoy Lopetegui

>>76255016
but you're 12th...

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>>76253987
>below northern ireland
>below iran
>below senegal
>this is an improvement

>>76254366
Damn, Norway >we are actually like 15 spots above you. Thats kinda fucked.

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>Peru
>15th

Poland stronk
O
L
A
N
D

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>>76255040
>Lelo missing choke 2 copa americas to Vidal and buddies

check this out
>drops 11 ranks

>>76255120
They did their best probably

>>76253987
Complete nonsense as always.

>>76255043
typo
anyway i checked and it was just my imagination, we were 16th only last year

Willing to bet any team below USA could beat us in a match that actually mattered

>>76254366
that's pretty bad, considering that the best cape verdian players play for Portugal lmao

W-what if I already experienced the golden generation of Dutch football for the next 70 years.
What if we will never make a comeback and will hover between place 20-40 for the coming decades.

Oh god it's all over, we've peaked.

>>76256482
>tfw you're the new Hungary

I-I'm sorry dutch-kun ;_;

>>76256482
you still have speed skating and korfball

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>>76254366
>worse than african island nations

>ENGURLAND

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>76254442
feelsbätmän

>>76256482
you'll be fine. You have no idea what it really having no hope of getting better feels like

>>76254314
no

>>76256482
Could be worse. You could be the Czechs. Remember how good they were once?

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>Colombia above France

>>76256482
>20-40

being a tad optimistic

>>76256582
they were a meme. the fact you, as an american, think they were good, proves me right

>USA above Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland

Bullshit, both those teams would put the yanks to the sword in a major competition

>>76253987
>Poland and Spain are 10th
>0,49 points difference between them

>Wales and England are 13th
>0,19 points difference between them

Argentina with Messi is unanimous #1

>us

>>76257102
Tell that to chile

>>76256610
why don't the irelands unite and form a better team?

>>76257102
Chilebros send their regards!

>>76254328

Spain
>currently qualifying to WC in a qualifier with only 10 rounds and with only one REAL team in the group


Brazil
>already qualified to WC in a 18 round qualifier with two WC Champions and 7 continental champions

Get your shit together, Juan Carlos...

>>76253987
eat shit croatia jajaja

Argentina
Latest World Cup participation: 2nd
Latest Copa America participation: 2nd
Latest Confederations Cup participation: 2nd
Latest FIFA Ranking: 2nd

>just

>>76257658
ANy team could qualify if their competiton was Ecuador,Jajamemes and his buddies,Suarez and his niggas,Vidal and his recreational team and Lelo Missing

>Egypt ahead of us

Disrespectful

>>76257721
kek I'm laughing with this subhuman spic
pls continue it bro

>>76257769
I'm actually laughing* I forget to add

>>76253987
I'll take it. Honestly think we're a little overrated here

>We lost 5-1 to a team ranked below Iran
JFMSU

how the fuck is egypt that high, or argentina still 2nd after their disasterous conmebol qualifying

>>76254328
are you baitin bro?
I mean, if you're, here's a (you) for you.

>>76257701

>Beaten by 11 random people from Croatian streets

Jajajajajaaja

>>76254438
If anyone can pull it off why didnt Spain, England, Italy do so in the last world cup?

>>76256610
As things stand we would unironically beat you Englel in an important game.

i love these threads. its always just euros not rating south american teams and vice versa

i think this is a fair tier list of top nations
Legit good teams
brazil
germany
spain
france
argentina
italy

decent but still memes
chile
belgium
portugal
colombia
englel
uruguay
switzerland
poland
netherlands

pretty much irrelevent tier right now (and probably always bar a couple nations)
everyone else

hard to argue with this desu

>>76258418
is this historically?

>>76254118
What's a good strategy according to you, you arrogant German cunt? I've had about enough of your shit

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>>76253987
>wales still above england

>>76258447
no, recent

the tiers werent really in order though, like brazil arent 1, just in that group

>>76258362
The US is just put in a better pot than European teams

>>76258479
I was asking because of Chile. Anyway, you mean recent like last 3 years?

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>>76258491

>strongest african team that eliminated us in 2010
>powerhouse germany
>TSUUUUUUUtugal

>>76255012
Unbeaten in regular time for a while now.

>>76256482
A-at least we still got other sports, like cycling with Tom Dumoulin and F1 with Max Verstappen, right?

>>76258392
The only team from the british isles you'd definitely beat is Scotland. Wales and both Irelands would beat you with relative ease.

England are in such a mess it's hard to tell whether they'd hammer you or if you'd hammer them

>>76255012
you don't play senderos anymore

>>76258516
that was literally our weakest team in this century by far

>>76258392
youre on meth lol

england suck dick but no USA player is even good enough to play in a top 6 team in england. usas players are our 2nd division level

like harry kane is worth more than your whole squad

>>76257715
Buenos Aires should ask for a city partnership with Leverkusen.

>>76253987
>memelombia STILL in the top 5

sweet baby jesus how is this legal

>>76258711
cocaine is a helluva drug

>>76258656
i thought that was neverlands

>>76257853
True, but if your national team had to play against us now, it would be a 10-0 win for Spain. Guaranteed

>>76258633
>muh players
The best of Englel choked to a part time dentist lol. LOL. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha this will never stop being funny. You can keep your overrated trash.

>>76259186
>greentexting having good players

this is like giving us your best NFL players and then thinking a bunch of hobos off the street would beat them despite having no actual reason other than m-muh murica. thats called being brainwashed

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i want to die

>>76259236
*shoots u*

>>76254366
Hey at least your one spot better then a nation thats already qualified for the World Cup.

>>76253987
>13
We're too high

Greece 40 fck last year we beat Australia , Netherlands , drew Belgium , Bosnia and 3 minors why we upping like 1-2 spots at a time meanwhile Peru is already disqualified from the WC and they re 15th kek.

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>>76254224
good post

>Almost 150 post of pure shitposting between sudacas and yuros
>No ones mention Mexico
>We are so irrelevant we don't even get bullying.

A-At least we got our Gold Medal

>>76259548


>>76258315
>>76255028

>>76253987
>Mexico is better than Croatia
>they just lost to C Croatia 7 days ago
>Croatia is just above Egypt and USA
>Wales and Peru are better than Croatia
>Brasil is no.1
>Belgium is rated

every time

>tfw 125

>>76259614
is it just me or did Mexico become one of our greatest rivals?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaGJQKfIuTY

>>76259785
would be interesting to have some other rival than Serbia
Bosnia and Slovenia are too weak to be taken seriously

croatia atleast have the best world cup song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9BfRx-dZ-c

>>76259855
croatia was pretty based at 98, the last yugoslavian generation of proper soviet born heroes

>>76259855
Never heard that """""song"""" before.

Thank you for ruining my day.

>>76254510
>WC players choose Spain
¿Cuántas copas tienes?

>>76259785
Would be cool having a good european rival. I think Croatia is better but for some reason we manage to beat you in the WC.
This last match it's a meme, but it probes that croatians are talented

>>76260093
some of the reasons why you literally destroyed us in 2014

>South American climate, it helps you a lot. We are not used to it.
>Our players like Modric (Real Madrid) and Rakitic (Sevilla at the time) and many more were exhausted meanwhile Mexico ended their league a month earlier to prepare for WC
>N. Kovac was very bad, at least on the bench of our national team
>we massively underrated you

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>>76260197
What do you mean m8, our team was full of guys in Europe that had ended their leagues at the same time. Climate it's more a less the same, Croatia isn't that different from Mexico. And Mexico is not the same as Brazil, here is a lot more colder.

>We massively underrated you

This. The declarations from Kovac before the match really triggered the players. Also Piojo meme magic

>let's find norway
>*scroll scroll scroll*
>#41 burkina faso?
>strange, I thought we were better than them
>*scroll scroll scroll*
>#52 montenegro
>Maybe I've scrolled too far...
>*scroll scroll scroll*
>#62 usbekistan
>ok, I'm pretty sure I've scrolled past us now
>*scroll scroll scroll*
>#70 curacao
>come on, stop it
>#77 Syria
>WHAT!!!!"!!
>#80 Faroe Islands
>LITTLELEST BROTHER???
>#86 Gabon
>WHAT IS GABON?????
>#87 Norway
>HAHA

>>76259991
1 valid one.Brazil has 0 valid ones
>3 pele meme WCs
They are worth nothing.Plumbers vs slaves.
>94
refballed
>02
refballed
Brazil has been shit internationally tbhwyf

>>76260286
>Climate it's more a less the same

lol wut
Europe does not get anywhere near the humidity levels you guys have over there, not even in summer.

But I agree, it's not an excuse as we have showed

>>76260301
at least you're number one in chess, magnus

>>76260303
>the refball excuse
>from a Spaniard
Pathetic.

>>76260286
What did he say before the match?

>>76260316
The climate of Mexico is a meme. Here is template most of the country. WIth a huge desert in the north and only way way in the south jungle. But most people live in mountains with 5 to 20 °C all year. It's not really that different in humidity unless you are talking about the coast

>>76254442

At least we beat Canada.

>23rd

Holy fuck. I dont follow divegrass but i always thought that we were in the 150s or something. How the fuck are we anywhere within the top 50, let alone 23rd?

>>76260349
Something something along the lines of, they are bad and we are going to walk over them. Also Modric said the same things.

Sorry, I just found this really cringe video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzakSXJVS3Q

>>76260397
>qualify for the WC every time
>ranked in the 150s

Good job perpetuating the stupid American meme.

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>>76260418
Noting offensive in that video tho. It feels good to win after those words but he said nothing offensive, I remember Mexican fans going apeshit on social media.

Also 1:43, that glorious moment.

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Perú will try their best!

>>76260397
Meme rankings.
You're actually #32 http://www.eloratings.net/world.html

>>76260484
I literally just assumed that we memed our way into world cups by dint of being in a confederation all of whose members suck at soccer.

>>76260514
>You're actually #32

Im still astounded that we are anywhere in the top 100.

>>76260303
Here, have a (you).
Now stop embarrassing yourself

>>76260538
Well you do usually make it to the World Cup, i.e. best 32.
There's some worse nations that make it and some better ones that don't, so that about checks out.

>>76260520
That is true but you still get points for it

>>76253987
>13. England

When will this meme end? I know the rankings are based on qualifier matches with san marino and gibralatar and shit, but England should just be permanently placed at 9999.

In any game that matters, even toothpastries would beat them.

>>76260565
>being this obsessed

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Football is literally coming home to the holy land, /sp/

>>76260604
>among Algeria, Saudi Arabia and Morocco
good company

>>76260631
Shows that if they played in Asia, they would have a somewhat decent chance to qualify for the World Cup regularly

>>76260675
59th in the actual rankings, just ahead of Algeria there

I think the US and Part-time Dentists should be national team bros.

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>>76254442

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>>76254442
>estonia is unironically 10 places above us

>>76258418
>decent
>england

>>76257488
They do in Rugby

>>76261126
ecks dee fuck off donkey shagger

Will the United States win a world cup in the 21st century?

>>76261242
No.

>>76261242
Probably.

>>76261242
Considering we're only right below Iceland currently, and interest is growing in the sport among young people, it's possible we squeak in a miracle run at some point.

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Now now now, what's all this crying about Belgium's ranking? We will have none of that.

>1. Brazil
>...
>7. Belgium

>>76260509
I think the same, but for some reason they took it very personal. Media here put them on a pedestal, so if someone says the contrary they go full triggered, kinda like Iran.
I had faith on their teamwork, but I really didn't expect a 3-0 scenario at the end