/nrl/

Fuck walkcunt

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>qld supporters are saying that the reason why they lost is because two 34 year old weren't playing

>tommy turbo and josh mansour weren't playing

>players like tamou, merrin. mclean, vaughn, boyd, JDB, Paulo would ALL be selected for QLD yet cant make the blues team

>mfw the dynasty is over

Wenger IN

was waiting for this thread

replay where?

Reply to this comment with an apology for Aaron Woods

>>76252265
>tfw not only someone saved my OC but it's the main picture on a nrl thread and anons will see it over and over again
Happiest day lads

>>76252404
happened to me the other day lad, still feeling pretty chuffed

Daly Cherry-Evans.

Big Machicken.

Daly.

Cherry-Evans.

I hated all those normies last night lads. Glad to have comfy nrl thread.

Rooster.

GOD.

>>76252442
>that guy getting angry at us having our own sports and saying we should only play soccer

>>76252442
>that cuck who sperged hard after being outed as a cuck

>>76252461
That was me

>>76252466
meant for >>76252456

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>>76252461
>cuck
lame asf word smdh lmao

>>76252466
what happened?

cuck is a reddit meme

>>76252476
He was sperging out with /pol/ shit if I remember correctly. He does that normally in game threads but he was going crazy with the shit so I called him out on it and he apparently remembered it and is still salty.

>>76252499
cuck

>>76252499
yeah but what was he doing? and what is he salty about?

>>76252521
being a cuck

Hot and spicy tendies for din dins lads

replay where

Do any of you have any odd or unexpected experiences that result from talking about crypto to people you know?

I just got home from probably the strangest evening of my entire life directly because of this...

It's quite a long story, but I had been telling my parents and some of their friends about cryptocurrency somewhat regularly for a couple of years now. Recently with Bitcoin in the news again one of them basically arranged for me to give a speech at his company about cryptocurrencies which I reluctantly agreed to do... Anyway I started off with a quick joke about the Bogdanoff twins that ended up taking a lot longer than I expected, and a couple of people googled them before I was finished with that part and started whispering and one of them asked if this was "a fucking prank or something" and I ended up just having to cancel the whole thing.

My parents are visibly pretty uncomfortable with me talking about cryptos now and so I stopped but I did see people on here mentioning having casual conversations about it so I am curious how that usually works.

How shit was it with all that audience noise? Yuck

I like my NRL quiet and depressing

Why is Cameron Smith trying to derail my supercoach season?

>>76252730
same

empty stadiums for me please

>>76252821
https://autism-help.org/story-adult-sound-sensitivity.htm

>>76252844
lol fuck off cunt
crowds ruin any sporting event, all sports would be VASTLY improved if stadiums were treated like libraries

QLD WILL WIN STATE OF ORIGIN
Enjoy your "win" while it lasts poo pee wales

>>76252857
t. Japanese wrestling fan

>>76253721
Virgin.

He didn't deny it.

>>76253774
Virgin

>>76253805
not a virgin lads

>yfw NSW BTFO QLD after that peice of shit pearce gets knocked out

>knocked out
It was a love tap

Some projecting going on here lads

>how many lebs does it take to change a lightbulb?
>50
>one to change it, the other 49 to say "yea thats hecktick cuz"

is the footyshow redpilled?

btw I'm entering that cash giveaway, first answer is that whitehead had 41 tackles

>unironcially LE FUGG LE PIERCE XDXD right now
kill yourself

Pearce was best on field until he got knocked out. I've been defending him from you casuals for years, and still even after emphatically redeeming himself, you can't swallow your pride and admit he is elite.

Pearce WILL have a decorated Origin career after starting slow, just like Lockyer, and Pearce WILL be a long term Australian test player.

Pearce was shit. Boyd deserved MOTM

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>they're critizing erins cooking

kek, why has reddit told me not to watch this?

reminde r/nrl is gay lmao

>>76254144
I'm watching next weekds footy show lads

who is the worst r/nrl poster lads?

pretty much any warriors fan 2bh...

some idiot from the crowd won... so stupid...

i mean he got the 2nd question wrong....

reddit was right

>>76252412
>>76252435

/ourguy/

just shitposted a big ironic post about mitchell pearce being the MOTM lads. havent gotten any (You)s yet but im hopeful

>>76252442
there was a comfy /nrl/ game thread last night which had no freshcunts but you fucks let it die for some reason and started posting in the one where that samefag with a 4chan was spamming pics

last for DCE

loving this DCE posting 2bh

>>76255562
Nope I was the 2nd last post saying finally we had a comfy thread because all the newcunts pissed off then no one posted in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63EiHcKRPvw

reminder DCE should have been in the 6 instead of milford 2bh...

>kicking game
>better ball player

b-but muh le runner man
bu-but my le broken le play le man

kek, you guys are pathetic

Just fucked DCE up the arse just how he likes it cause he's a faggot.

>>76256078
Munster should have been the 6.

Literally last for WalkGOD <3 I love you WalkGOD

walkcunt

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Is Greg Eden the best sportsman on the planet right now?

4 hat-trick in a row

just woke up lads

>rating munster

76255522
not getting any from me m8

just playing tekken 7 lads

Just kicked some kids arse on tekken 7 lads

*ass

gassed*

deport all muslims

But NRL's best ever player is literally a muslim

just converted to islam lads

Just fucked my first goat after converting so I'm not a virgin anymore lads.

just saw this muzzie with like 7 watermelons wtf

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>living somewhere where you see muzzies regularly
It's bad enough seeing them on the footy field

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REAL /pringles/ hours, WHO tf up

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What are some movies where the good guys win?

based you
based me
based poomunity

>>76255692
>>76255762
>>76256078
>>76252412
>>76252435
>>76255504

PPP will NEVER win an origin series

based Paly Perry-Pevans

>>76271083
>>76271141
All these were me

Hi guy what's going on here?

Wonder Woman was elite lads

>>76271163
this was me

>>76271141
good post

>>76266021
trip on hassam

Listening to friday mix on based triple j lads

Some fat pleb in our office is listening to (((triple j))) lads

Just told HR about someone in the office being fatphobic lads

Some obese faggot just whinged about someone dropping elite truthies about his unhealthy lifestyle lads

>>76267069
>never ever see muslims irl
>go to aldi for the first time
>entirely full of muslims

Ash Taylor is the future of QLD. PPP had his chance and failed, and he's old anyway.

Memethony Memeford is also not suited for origin with his lack of kicking game and game management skills

Feels good to be the office IT guy

I literally RUN the office

Imagine unironically thinking smellybevans is origin material

>>76271861
Michael Morgan will be GOAT next season, this is good practice for him.

Michael Morgan will be an underappreciated Pootility while they start shitters like Milford and DCE despite being better than both of them

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>tfw thought I was a SuperCoach but I'm definitely not

>>76272396
d-don't say that ;_;

Idgaf though I'd rather he didn't get injured so he can focus on the Cowboys.

>>76272398
Based N

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Go the doggies

>>76272457
me in the beanie

>qld loses origin
>qld clubs all become disheartened and slide to the bottom of the table
>memberships plummet and they're forced to close
>without revenue from the broncos the nrl can't support the league and shuts down
>half of all nrl players are forced to go back to work as truck drivers
>the other half have too many tattoos to find employment and go on newstart
>without the betting revenue the betting companies can't run 24 hour ads on triple m
>without the betting agency ad revenue triple m is forced to close

This is the future you chose.

Daly Cherry-Evans literally won an Origin series in 2013, and was part of the victorious 2015 Origin team.

>>76272527
that would be pretty funny, almost worth it

http://wwos.nine.com.au/2017/06/02/09/05/michael-morgan-heartbreaking-state-of-origin-secret

Michael Morgan will literally kill himself in the future. His friends and relatives keep dying/suiciding.

>>76272658
How do we save him bros?

>>76272693
>didn't even tell his Qld OR Cowboys team mates that his cousin killed himself
Morgan can't be saved.

Smith is OUT

Congratulations Cameron, that's very brave of you. We all support your lifestyle and identity.

>>76272900
i know this is a joke but being gay (or trans for the matter) is NOT a choice

thread reeks lads

Yeah man what the fuck. I don't want any homophobes in /nrl/. There's no place for that in our game. Not in the year 2017. We're past all that. In fact I think we should have some homosexual touch judges who have rainbow flags when the ball goes out introduced.

>>76272933
>being mentally ill is not a choice

Einstein detected.

>>76272425
>implying I'm not under the radar
>implying everything is not falling into place for my Based N Elite comback

>>76272993
We need homosexual female touch judges.

Gay first grader still in the closet here

AMA

just found out my son is gay lads

>>76273093
How you taking it Mrs Chudders?

>>76272900
wtf. im gay now

tipped poocastle lads

imagine actually tipping poocastle lads

>melbourne's mascot is a homosexual man

Have the knights lost yet XD

That was easy, are we going to get 50+ lads

Gagai tanking on purpose

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FOR /nrl/ EYES ONLY

>>76273192
FUCK DON'T LET /afl/ SEE THIS

>>76272933
friendly reminder that faith in god can overcome this "mental illness"

>>76273222
unironic bless you

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just watching the game with my gf lads

pic related, my gf

Remember when the refs were cracking down on forward passes

Get back to /tv/ cunt.

Imagine being a knights fan.
KEK

>>76273245
That was /ref's don't make shit calls week/

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Why the fuck didn't we have billy slater in origin.
What is the highest nil score in NRL lads?

knights playing VERY well as usual lads

The best team vs the worst team.
5-0 penalties. What did the refs mean by this?

>Broncos game is reffed poorly
>Refs demoted and suspended
>Every single Knights game is reffed poorly
>Nothing

>>76273303
>Refs demoted and suspended
Source?

>>76273314
don't (You) me

>Gagai literally putting the team on his back as usual

No wonder he's leaving

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>you now remember when gagai posting used to be a thing

GOATcastle WILL come back

>>76273343
He's a brown guy

>le forward knights

EVERY TIME
EVERY SINGLE TIME

>>76273355
Virgin

Not even a knights customer but bloody hell lads

>>76273357
good sponsor

Penalty for what?

>>76273371
For playing against the knights

>>76273371
playing a shit team

>>76273371
for making the storm players get a shit team on their boots

Is that the first time this year someones been binned for repeated goal line penalties?

fitzgiBIN

>>76273384
Yeah, I think so
>Getting binned for the opposition holding onto you in the tackle

the whole team needs to go in the bin 2bh

the garbage bin tho

Enjoying a block of M&M Crispy chocolate lads

>>76273394
Based M&M marketer, gonna pick up a block next time I'm at the shops

>>76273397
Thank you good sir

>>76273401
>sir
Guess again ;)

>>76273394
>>76273397
>>76273401
all me

Fucking howler of a forward pass out of that scrum

Who cares though they're playing the Knights

>not based smarties

Gonna cook my snags and steak now lads

>>76273422
Virgin

shouldn't of had that wank lads
bit tired now

nathan brown is a bum

any lads want to exchange switch friend codes and play ARMS together when it comes out

>Owning a Switch
>Playing ARMS

kek

KeK

KEK

>>76273471
ARMS is exclusively for muscular, based and elite gamers only lad

>>76273487
t. the closet homosexual from earlier

Imagine losing slmost every game you play for 2 years and still getting fucked in the arse by shit referees

>>76273487
My mum played Wii boxing like 10 years ago lad, and she can barely google

imagine having to get out of bed just to play the shites

based motherfucking billy

ELITE BASED MUSCULAR BILLY

Boyd is better lads

Fucking hell it's a clear fucking try

>>76273547
kek

KEK

K-E-K

If it was a Knights try it would have been ruled lost control in about 5 seconds

do you think fitzgibbon had a wank while he was in the sin bin

gagai must be thinking why the FUCK am I still at the knights lads

>>76273588
>Moving to Souths

Big upgrade

If Gagai stayed at the BroncGODS, they would have won at least 2 grand finals with him.

Gagai theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TJVHHQW6aE

Gagai theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44nDLsVeqbE

>>76273601
Abos THRIVE in Redfern m8

BILLY CAN NOT BE STOPPED

>>76273608
bit of casual racism
>>76273615
bit of casual homophobia

>>76273618
it's literally an abo containment suburb

>yeah we don't want this guy on our origin team

Cannot believe Slater was left out for Wayne Bennett Jr.

when the storm beat the panthers earlier in the year billy looked elite in defence and it was obvious to me they should have picked him desu

>>76273640

Muh loyalty

that feel when you did NOT fall for the billy slater meme in sc

>>76273652
>tfw when up against someone who did

>>76273661
>tfw when

>>76273661
>tfw when
>that feel when when

>>76273661
HAHAHAHAHAHAA

FUCKING N WILL LOSE TO A SHITTER

>20 minutes left
>commentators calling it for storm
What did they mean by this? Should I stop watching?

>>76273666
Forgive me Satan. I'm too distressed by this.

Why don't pooasslel just pass it backwards, lads?

think knights are gonna win this one lads

Traded in Munster instead of Slater.

>>76273717
>pass on Slater because I thought he'd make origin
>mfw Kevin fucking Walters

>tfw I'm the only white dogs customer

BILLY ON SUICIDE WATCH

BUNKERED

>pooasslel customers actually think Kalyn Ponga will save this rabble
KEK

>>76273742
meant for
>>76272457

COMEBACK

Reminder the GOATcastle dynasty will start next week and there is NOTHING """""you""""" can do about it

Devilish

>>76273822
>>76273822
>>76273822

>>76273813
imagining you holding back tears as you type this

>>76273843
As a Newcastle customer I can assure you I lost emotions long ago

Fucking Munster. He's lost probably 200 points from his goal kicking.

Just finished watching scooby doo lads

>>76273902
>mfw he would have cracked 90 if he could fucking kick

let my son stay up past his bedtime to watch scooby doo lads

is bitchel poses the most hated player in the nrl lads?

>>76273941
He's certainly the worst

Lads, starting to think the BroncGODS might not win the premiership this year.

Lads, starting to think the
ManGODS will win the premiership this year.

sterlo absolutely SEETHING

Just pretended I knew anything about NRL lads

>he's got the 9 commentary instead of based Fox Sports
KEK

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don't let /afl/ see this

hate sportsbet ads, so fucking annoying

>>76273987
fuck thats actually sad

>>76273941

Reminder he's on a million a year

no commentary on the stream

>>76274059
pirates btfo

>>76274059
turn on your TV

Why would you ever put a warriors game on a friday night anyway

>>76274082
because the only other option was a knights game

>>76274072
>>76274077
>Implying no commentary is a bad thing

>sydney team has more islanders than nz team

>>76274092
it's comfy 2bh
like listening to family

based female touchie doing an absolutely OUTSTANDING job tonight lads

They've what the trend Sterlo?

>>76274113

Yea cause she's OUT STANDING on the field hahaha amirite fellas?

>>76274123
walkgod

Just masturbated to the asian guy dressed as a girl up above lads

Smallest crowd ever lads?

>>76274157
smallest probably be the crowd in a sheilas room when the players of a club run a train on her

>>76274157
>paying to see the warriors play

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Inventor of Rugby League here AMA

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Just got a avo put on me from the based female touchie lads.

>>76274172
walkcunt

>>76274174
was sitting on her side of the field at ANZ stadium a few weeks ago, she looks better in person
thicc 2bh

LITERALLY THE WORST SHOP EVER

>>76274181
Old mate missed a bit lads. Looks like me cutting up the Christmas roast though.

Imagine unironically listening to fox sports commentary when there's other options

>>76274229
I'm listening to based Gus

Moving out in 2 weeks lads

Cant wait to finally be able to do drugs in peace

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>>76274247

Imagine unironically poisoning your body and mind with illicit drugs

>>76274181
Finally. Something us whitebois can compete with

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>>76274260

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Dubs

>break leg
>just put a band aid on it

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>tipped peels

>>76274342
>sloppy drunk after one sip of that beer

>>76274352
How can white bois compete

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I've never seen her face but I'm in love lads

based gower

>>76274386
same

what happened to the slutty blonde one though?

Semi really BATTERED the try line like his wife there

>>76274395
Fuck off I need this. She's the answer to me getting over my ice addicted prositute ex gf

>>76274403
how much does your ex ice addicted gf charge btw

bitchell gonna have a cry

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Whitey paying those reparations. Good.

Scotch fingers are THE best biccies lads

>>76274449
Virgin

>>76260640

That's pretty elite senpai.

>>76274449
Tim Tams close second

>>76274449
fish fingers are the best fingers except when mine are in ya mums cunt

T.old nan

>>76274467
Wouldn't they technically still be fish fingers

>>76274477
don't post my picture you fucking idiot

>qt shy coconut girl

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>>76274489

>>76274489
too late I've fapped to it already
>>76274498
I saw her qqqqtttttt would ruin my blue eye blonde hair genes with

>>76274449
Actually it's golliwogs that are the best, but they stopped selling them

sportsbet ads are not annoying at all

It's getting cold lads, gonna pop on my trackie dacks and a hoodie hey

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>>76274527
>14 degrees
>cold

There is literally nothing wrong with betting ads, there is no evidence they cause problem gambling or teach kids to gamble.

Also, M&M crispy block chocolate is very good

>>76274551
Now I have to buy two blocks FUCK

An anime girl just laughed at me lads

>>76273959
Elite post

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a literal prostitute has driven me to suicide

based PPP

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https://www.beyondblue.org.au/get-support/get-immediate-support

Reminder lads there is nothing wrong with asking for help.

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>>76274556
Get some of this instead as it is superior

Just ironically posted a link to a mental health support website lads :DDD

>>76274563
you sound like you could use a M&M crispy block chocolate and a quit bet on Sportsbet to boost your spirits

maybe a $10 popcorn chicken bucket from KFC?

Also have you seen Wonder Woman yet? it's in cinemas now

Imagine unironically watching comic book movies

I work at the Cadbury factory and poo into every chocolate making vat, AMA

Reminder that DCE and Slater will be back for game 2

>nrl fans want to watch some comic book movie
kek

KEK

K E K

and why is she lacking in so much charisma

>>76274588
Watched Wonder Woman last night

AMA

I work at KFC factory and poo in every box of forzen popcorn chicken AMA

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I have been here since 2011, just a week after my e-gf dumped me.

>>76274600
don't know why I laughed at this

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>>76274610
>e-gf
Wtf is that

>>76274610
>e-gf
jesus...

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>>76274624
online long distance gf

Accidentally left a 1.25L coke in the freezer too long and now it's frozen

if you watch hamish and andy kill kys yourself

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>tfw still in love with a girl at work

>>76274650
Based Walkie

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Going to watch this with my e-gf after the warriors come back and win WHICH THEY WILL DO.

>>76274650
does she work in DVDs or Home Appliances?

based DCE resting up right now getting ready for the game this weekend, looking forward to seeing another manly win lads

Based elite SJ

>>76274658
She's works as a cashier, everytime she flirts with chad customers it kills me inside

I wonder what based DCE is doing/thinking right now

>>76274661
VERY GOOD post

forgot to charge my switch lads

daily cherry evans

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>>76274650
never give up

>>76274676
He's right, that's pretty gay. I get blokes at the gym to give me a quick clean.

walkcripple on murder watch

i miss nuzzling my nose in between my prostitute gf's asshole when she used to come and visit me in the middle of the night after work
i dont know how she managed to always be so clean and smell so good after 8 hours of copping copious amounts of cock

Just ate two blocks of Kit Kat chocolate because they were good value

>>76274674
No need to charge it since there's nothing to play on it

imagine taking your switch outside the house lads

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>"Little bro, you want me to put my WHAT on your WHAT and do WHAT to it?"

>>76274698
I love to think about that anon when every time his ice addicted prostitute is mentioned here he gets a prod in hell cause he offed himself

https://www.beyondblue.org.au/get-support/get-immediate-support

imagine owning a switch lads

>>76274719
im still here idiot
think i would off myself over a female...

im completley over her. i am already seeing someone new.

>>76274738
What drug is she addicted to and how much an hour?

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>>76274738
>im completley over her

The Nintendo Switch is the perfect gaming device for use on public transport to and from work, but also when commuting to social events

You losers wouldn't understand

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>>76274748
my sides

>>76274748
i am thogu

>Perfect gaming device
>No games

KEK

>Perfect sized penis
>Shut-in NEET

NOTKEK