HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK MY COCK YOU LEAF FLAGGED PONG HATING CUNTS
BACK TO BACK LEE PARADE
SMELL MY FINGERS IF YOU'RE LUCKY
Subban: "We're come ready next game. We're still learning."
What? Your entire team has played hockey for 20 years of their lives, what the fuck else do you have to learn? You didn't come prepared for games 1 or 2?
Rinne: "It's really hard to make a save when you allow odd-man rushes all the time."
Is Rinne blaming his teammates for all 8 goals scored against him through games 1 & 2?
>>76250447
Darling we both know what the issue is
Guys, I'm literally shaking right now. We CAN'T let the pens win again. The bad buys are literally celebrating right now and because of what? A couple of missed saves by Saros? Finnish goaltending is still elite. Finland has the best youth programmes right now and Juuse proves that. He saved far more than he let in. This whole situation makes me sick. And the fact that so many of you don't understand what's a sake here is disturbing. You might think it's funny to post PENS IN 4 and PREDDIT ON SUICIDE WATCH but you don't realise you're enabling generational talents like crosby to sit out for 2 (TWO) whole games and STILL win. You're KILLING hockey and you're problematic. Go preds.
>>76250415
How does one get into the business of making 2017-themed propaganda posters to stimulate the fedora senses in betas?
>>76250447
Kek hes right tho
Malkin called Subban Russian n-word ban him for life
>ottawa barely loses the ECF against the devils in 2003
>would have crushed the mighty ducks in the finals
>ottawa barely loses the ECF against the penguins in 2017
>would have crushed the predators in the finals
Being a snes fan is suffering
I would pay $100 to end the postseason right now and just let cuntsby and shitcunt pens hang on to the cup for another year instead of having to watch it play out again and get sick to my stomach every other night.
No one is going to beat them. I said it last year in the first round, and I feel the exact same way now.
I hate them so fucking much. I hate them like ISIS hates the western world. I need to vent this shit.
>>76250491
>>76250483
>hes right
>literally 7 out of 8 goals are his own fault
>literally had 37 minutes without a shot and still blown the game for his team
First for the 2018 Stanley Cup champs
>>76250489
Next year
>>76250489
Try doing it as favorites every year
>>76250491
you called it buddy, good job
Laviolette keeps avoiding the question of who he's going to start in game 3. If it were you, Rinne or Saros?
>>76250483
>Pekka Rinne faced 6 scoring chances in this game and let 4 in.
Preds shouldn't have to play literally mistake-free hockey. Only the Malkin one was an actual good shot.
Reminder that the true SCF was Sens/Pongs.
West is a tirefire
>>76250460
blots
Murray is so calm and unfased you would never know he turned aside 37 of 38 tonight, and the one that beat him was spectacular
>>76250509
>tfw choosing between Finnish Goaltending and Finnish Goaltending
>>76250509
I would start the goalie who can actually beat the Penguins and has actually won a championship, but they will start Rinne for emotional reasons.
>>76250509
def saros
>>76250517
>my team would be winning if my players aren't retarded fags
Babby's first /hoc/
/hoc/stradamus
>>76250509
Rinne. Saros is a manlet
Friendly reminder that three or four of you literal idiot penguin ((fans))) were suggesting the Guentzel should be scratched for hagelin yesterday
You people are fucking idiots and inbred
>Pongs had a goal called off for as close an offside as Preds was
>People will still claim refpuck
Causals af
>Guentzel cucked Roenick out of the American rookie goal record
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>76250523
Murray is the next GOAT goaler as long as he can stay healthy. Breaking his own record for most playoff wins by a rookie every game.
>>76250541
He was in a slump until game 1
>>76250543
>>76250541
You mean Scott Wilson.
>>76250538
Were the Blots really a meme team last year?
>>76250537
Rinne letting in meme shots isn't him being retarded. It's just being bad.
>>76250550
>Guentzel took an entire series off and may still break the rookie scoring record
Crosby confirmed a Guentzel babby
>>76250563
no they went to game 7 and even lead the series 3-2. that's why he was wrong in saying boston, should've said ottawa since they took it to 7
>>76250562
Check the archive dumbfuck and tell your mom that fucking your uncle was a mistake
>espn home page finally has hockey
>"Outplayed penguins steal game 2 with big third period"
Amazing. I love being outplayed because the pens are 6-1 when being outplayed.
>>76250563
no. they just had the same meme as this year where they were the Syracuse Blots for 3/4 the season and couldnt win a game to save their life until it was too late. Then the pongs intentionally let the laffs into the playoffs so the only threatening team in the east besides the pens wouldnt make the playoffs.
>>76250572
nah everyone said rust ruhwedel or wilson
>>76250576
>going on espn
>>76250564
Son. Let me tell you a story about Finland.
Preds in 6
>>76250576
stop going on espn?
>>76250496
wtf I love olli now
How long until the drafts? (plural because Vegas)
>>76250584
E!spn appeals to lowest common denominator types, like inbred yinzers from Appalachia for example
friendly reminder that the predditors had NO FANS before last april
>>76250584
>>76250592
I just wanted to check. I know there wasn't any basketball so maybe they were giving hockey some coverage for once
>>76250606
they fired all their hockey reporters besides Pronman and he only does prospect shit, what you were probably seeing is an AP article that some intern copied over
Which one of you did this?
>>76250616
You have to go back
>>76250616
stay there
>>76250616
probably you
Friendly reminder that Pittsburgh has some of the lowest standardized test scores in the nation, which would explain why their fans think bench the leading playoff goal scorer is a good idea
>>76250616
I did it
>PK on Crosby: “At the end of the day every time he’s on the ice, I’m gonna be in his face and he’s not gonna like it. And that’ll continue."
he is so butthurt
>>76250618
>>76250620
>>76250624
There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with using it for hockey news.
If the Pens score first in Nashville it's gonna get real ugly.
>>76250632
He's memeing and you're falling for it. Lavy was matching up Josi's pairing against Crosby and PK's against Malkin.
I wonder if Shea Weber is feeling a little better right now
>>76250629
A rumor started before game 1 that he could be scratched because he vanished since the caps series. Ended up not being the case
Reminder Cullen is going to end his career with more cups than Jagr.
>>76250634
Glad to hear you've accepted living with your disability.
>>76250644
I doubt it. He's like a dad to most of these kids. Why would he want them to lose?
>>76250496
He sucks. Everyone from Finland is ruining hockey.
>>76250657
Laine is good
>>76250648
It wasn't a rumor, Sullivan straight up said it was between Hagelin and Guentzel.
Ellis and Ekholm have not been great. Two Karlssons are not enough.
>>76250656
For his own self-esteem, they never got that far with him. And it doesn't make him a bad guy in my mind if he does. It would be a quite natural reaction.
>>76250576
It's like the election all over again.
The average SSP score for k-8 in Pittsburgh and the surrounding areas is 20 points lower than the national average
Keep this in mind whenever a penguins fan shares their "hockey knowledge"
>>76250578
Talking about the Lightning?
>With Pens you win
>With Fins you end
>>76250489
>snes running up the score against Fleury literally cost them the Cup
>>76250670
Just doesn't make sense senpai. People don't like to see their friends hurting.
"It's tough being black in Canada. It doesn't matter how much money you have, or how famous you are. You are never equal to white person. It will be a long time until African-Canadians are equal to white Canadians." - PK after his mansion in Toronto is spray painted with a racial slur
What did PK Subban mean by this?
>>76250670
Last year against the Ducks they were counting on him to do everything it was kind of sad to watch one man try to be five men
>>76250659
At scoring on his own team.
>>76250698
Nah, he had literally one job the past few years and that was to pass it to Josi. Let's not get delusional here.
>>76250665
To me Ellis has been alright, but Ekholm has been dreadful. Seems like literally everything has gone wrong every time he gets a chance to make a meaningful play like he's lost all confidence. Kind of a miracle they have managed to control play so much with that going on. If Rinne wasn't so bad people would be talking about him.
>>76250706
Did you watch the series last year or area you one of those inbred Pittsburgh people that gets their hockey news from espn?
>>76250692
That he's a whiny faggot like all other blacks
>>76250722
Stop being a faggot
>>76250691
I think it does. But it doesn't have to be black or white. It's also very natural to have conflicted feelings about situations. On one hand wanting your friends to do well, and on the other hand not wanting own self-esteem to get rocked.
>>76250698
>>76250706
I'll let you two sort that out. Haven't watched them that much myself.
Are catfish the most reddit fish?
>>76250738
They'll be back next game
beau bennett is kinda cool
>>76250644
Weber is a Suter/Josi babby
>>76250722
I watch every Preds game. Weber literally got traded because he and Josi became too predictable. He played well positionally but could not be counted on to do much else besides break up plays in front of the net and shoot really really hard on the pp.
>>76250644
Doubt it. Weber knows he'd help them win the cup if he was there. It's probably killing him knowing he was traded right when it's their year.
Reminder that penguins fans score poorly on standardized tests and get their hockey news from espn
Daily reminder that trashville predditor "fans" actually thought holding the pens to 12 SOG was a sustainable feat
just finished banging my sister while the cup finals game was on.
how did the predators do predbros?
>>76250767
See --> >>76250732
>I'll let you two sort that out.
>>76250770
Fair enough. That could very well be the case
>>76250791
Sister fucking is a yinzer tradition
>>76250775
this is a new level of ass blasted
>>76250576
>the penguins literally blown opponents out when massively out shot and keep games close when they're out shooting them
What a fucking enigma
>>76250766
Nice
Wish he wasn't made of glass.
>>76250804
they only shoot on high scoring opportunities because they're a possession team, shooting bad shots loses possession. a lot of their goals are snipes, odd man breaks, or when they have numbers in front and bang it home.
when they're not scoring they force shots and put up more shots. this is a completely made up explanation
>>76250804
one of the nerds on twitter pointed out that in their past series they still led scoring chances while being outshot but that's not happening now, it's basically just Rinne
Every 5 minutes some sperg "reminds" us how assmad he is. Clearly you aren't taking lithium but I'd suggest you do.
>inb4 you call me a bankruptcy fan
Is crosby a guentzel babby?
>pongs are 6-1 these playoffs when being outshot by 10+ shots
fucking HOW
This is NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
Even the Kings and Hawks had letdown years as defending champs. Pongs just cruise along with a horseshoe up their ass
WHERE ARE THE HOCKEY GODS
WHERE IS THE PUCK JUSTICE
EVERYTHING I'VE EVER KNOWN IS A LIE
>>76250766
>le self-depreciative twitter man
Luongo 2.0
>>76250838
Sullivan is a good coach.
>>76250838
The capitals let this happen
laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron
>>76250831
Learn how to count. I'd tell you to use your fingers but you probably have an odd number of those you inbred cousin fucker. Who does espn think the predators should start in goal?
>>76250838
you deserve it, you crosby hating faggot
>>76250858
he seemed like a Pens fan though
>>76250856
this meme fucking sucks . pls stop spamming this
>>76250858
assmad nigger
>>76250861
Tfw subban gives him the career emding concussion in game 3
>>76250856
Gonna be great hearing Nashville mouthbreathers chanting at Murray while he piches a shutout after Rinne gets pulled again.
>preds fans on social media STILL hanging onto that first round sweep of the reddithawks
Sweeping Chicago was the equivalent of winning the Stanley cup to nashville
>>76250866
>t. Ted
>>76250866
shut the fuck up Ted
Reminder the Craps went all-in this year trading for Shattenkirk and do not have a draft pick until late 4th round (120 overall)
Man, I can't wait until tomorrow. Game 3's gonna be so hype.
>>76250873
Murray YOU SUCK
>>76250870
Just have some cucumber water and accept defeat you pRedditor spy
>>76250838
Sullivan is playing 10D chess and will change the game. It seems he looked at 3v3 OT and possession analytics closer than anyone. Its going to be a rough stretch for goalers.
>>76250883
Im not a predditor tho
>>76250873
Preds don't goalie chant for no reason in the middle of play like casual teams. It is specifically after a goal is scored.
Reminder that for grades k-8, arguably the most formative years, Pittsburgh and the surrounding areas are years behind on nationwide standardized tests. This is why they think espn is a good place to learn about hockey.
>>76250838
>mfw we cuck the Caps out of Oshie and threepeat with a healthy Letang
>>76250891
Oshie is staying
>>76250891
Why would you want Oshie? He only had a meme year, he's not good.
>>76250888
>standardized tests are indicative of knowledge
M8
>>76250897
Oshie is very good
>>76250891
Letang being out is what makes this repeat so fucking hilarious. Also Pens will trade for Ovechkin and Duchene over the offseason and will literally win the next 5 Cups.
>>76250899
I'm just trying to help others who may be baffled are your idiotic hockey musings understand, Cleeroy
>>76250891
Letang will never be 100% again. Good luck with your frog glass boned manlet.
>>76250902
You're an idiot. He probably won't even get 20 goals next year. Caps signing him would be hilarious because they'd be shooting themselves in the foot. Better to give that money to Alzner.
>>76250897
Oshie is the only caps player that puts his heart out there every time they play the pongs.
>>76250897
He plays well against the Pens and is a great shooter.
>>76250907
>implying im a pong
M8 x2
Can we figure out a way where the West isn't in the SCF anymore? The whole conference is fucking terrible and is killing the sport.
>>76250917
Thanks for not making fun of my typos :3
>>76250913
>>76250914
>won't play against the Pens anymore therefore decreasing his production even further
Can you not see how this is dumb?
>>76250910
Here is (you)
>>76250918
End yourself. Pittsburgh is the onlt east team to win besides boston in almost 10 years. Fucking vancouver should have won too
give the conn smythe to cullen
>>76250918
Have the winner of the WCF play the loser of the ECF for a spot in the finals
>>76250918
Ducks where the best team from the west and would have beat the pongs but they got supremely fucked over by Trashvilles dirty plays and refpuck
>>76250929
Yeah it's incredible how much the west has fallen off in two years
Have a second playoff with the fifteen teams that don't make it (worst team gets a bye) and have the winner of that playoff face the loser from each round of the real playoff for a chance at the cup and call it redemption island
Laughing so hard at Finnish Goaltending
>>76250920
Making fun of typos is low hanging fruit.
>>76250938
DUCKS SHOULDN'T HAVE EVEN BEAT EDMONTON. SIT DOWN. OILERS WERE CHEATED
>MUH SHOTS ON GOAL
How long until assblasted pongs haters petition the NHL to make SOG count more than actual goals?
Penguins have chased every starting goalie they've faced at some point throughout these playoffs.
>>76250945
Unironically this but bettman will never do it because he hates real hockey
>>76250951
letting in 3 goals in 3 minutes does not let your team win the series, oilfag
>>76250954
Saros is the real starter though.
>>76250926
>stroke
>concussions
>back surgery
He may not even be ready for the start of the next season
>>76250963
2 goals and 1 """""goal"""""
>>76250938
Dont forget injuries
>>76250951
Oilers lost fair and square
>>76250954
that's impressive
Will Rinne end the series with a >.800 save pct?
>>76250979
Preds injuries were worse than the Ducks, who then got dominated by fucking Colton Sissons
>>76250975
he's already skating and said he should be cleared for contact in a few weeks
Smyth - Gretzky - Kurri
Tikkanen - Messier - Anderson
Hall - McDavid - Arnott
MacTavish - Weight - Eberle
Pronger - Coffey
Lowe - Huddy
Fogolin - Larsson
Fuhr
Plante
Name a better All-time organizational line up
>>76250963
>it was 3-0
>it was 2-0
>oilers unironically lost a game 7 in anaheim
Oilers were just too young
>>76250991
Nah ducks rely more on their mains than the preds
>>76251001
this . two of the ducks best scorers were from the regular season were missing plus the starting goalie
>>76250951
Oilers were cheated on calls but that doesn't even matter because they put themselves into those shitty positions.
t. Oilers man
>>76251001
>Johansen > Rakell
>Fiala > Eaves
>Fisher, Wilson, Smith > whoever else Anaheim had hurt
>Rinne is worse than Bernier anyway so that's not even a disadvantage
?
>HAHA BRO REMEMBER THAT TIME WE HELD THE PENS 37 MINUTES SHOTLESS AND STILL LOST GAME?
>HAHA YEAH MAN THAT JUST MEANS WE'LL WIN IN 5
>DUDE THROW A CATFISH ON THE ICE THE PREDS SCORED 3 IN A ROW AND STILL LOST THE GAME
>DUDE PERFECT IDEA LMAO
>>76250999
>mcfaggot
>eberlek
>>76251023
Stop bullying our traditions
>>76250999
Kovalev Lemieux Jagr
Kunitz Crosby Hatcher
Lang Malkin Straka
Fata Francis Guerin
Coffey Murphy
Kaspiritis Samuelsson
Gonchar Laukkenenn
Barrasso
Hedberg
Ez
>>76251023
they would have won if someone threw one tonight
>>76251023
Saw a great joke about the catfish.
>Someone should probably try throwing a goalie onto the ice for the Preds.
>>76250993
>spinal injury
I had one 4 years ago and I still get charlie horses in one of my legs from time to time.
>>76251008
Johansson>rakel
Fiala=eaves
Preds fillers>anaheim fillers
Plus gibson out = death as bernier is a bigger faggot than rinne because he cant meme
>>76251043
That's not that good. Bad goalies are still goalies.
>there are people here RIGHT NOW who thought you winn with finns
>>76251057
But it's better than the open net they seem to put out every night.
>>76251060
>leht3in
>n2imi
>an empty fuc1ing net
I am baffled at how Rinne has been basically untouchable, and shits the bed to start this series. Fucking heart wrenching
>>76250999
Well you could consider team Canada an organization and they would have better players than mcmeme. Hell the NHL is an organization. I really suggest you get your grade 9.
>>76251037
>no Stevens
>no Trottier
>no Mullen
>no Murray
Shanahan - Yzerman - Hull
Lindsay - Abel - Howe
Zetterberg - Federov - Datsyuk
Maltby- Draper - McCarty
Lidstrom Chelios
Fetisov Konstantinov
Coffey Rafalski
Sawchuk
Hasek
L I T E R A L L Y G O A T
>>76251035
>our traditions
Seriously hope this is a false flag
>>76251076
He's playing a good offense for the first time
>>76251095
Go look at getzlafs points then come post again
The Mongols conquered most of Eurasia and built the largest empire ever seen.
Why can't they produce a goaltender that plays well in the playoffs?
>>76251076
The predators seriously have not faced an offense like Pittsburgh. Inb4 someone mentions the overrated black hawks or the injured ducks
>>76251082
Game time decision m8
what does it feel like to be a penguins fan right now. enjoying all t-this success. m-must be nice
>>76250476
Prepare your safe space, amigo.
Reminder that it's illegal to kill penguins let alone throw them. Get fucked Nashville.
F
>>76251100
Penguins have 5 Getzlafs
>>76251076
The only surprise is that his hot streak lased so long. In the regular season his splits were hilariously erratic
October .906
November .949
December .875
January .933
February .888
March .923
April .960
He started to play worse in the Anaheim series so it was pretty much a given this was coming
>>76251107
>Jake Guentzel a fucking star in the making
>Matt Murray already a top 5 goaltender
>don't even have to protect Guentzel or Sheary in the expansion draft
>Malkin, Kessel, and Letang signed for the next 5 years
>Crosby signed for the next 8
>have three elite prospects in Sprong, Aston-Reese, and Jarry
Feels good m8. We're literally going to win the next 5 Cups after this. Wish I could share the good vibes but I know everyone here probably hates my guts.
>>76251107
>elite football team
>elite hockey team
>Rust Belt city that somehow avoided post-industrial ruin
What's their secret?
>>76251107
Gonna be honest here it feels fucking glorious. Literally nobody wants them to win and everyone's rooting against them and they still find ways to butt blast people
Honestly canabro I hope one of your teams makes a cup run so your whole nation can feel this
>>76251095
>>76251103
Why is this meme persistent when their scoring chances are so low? You can admit when a player is bad, it's not always about the other team. Some people just choke.
>>76251107
Pure joy. I'm just along for the ride, can't ever be mad at these guys ever again
>>76251103
To make the inb4 true
They faced the ducks for 2 games and lost both
>>76251107
feels good mang
>>76251107
is nice
Ducks offense is pretty good though. They should have been able to force 7 to be honest but rinne stood on his head in game 6
with saros the preds will win. Rinne has always sucked a fat one against the penguins.
>>76250415
So if the predators get a 7-0 blowout and hold the penguins to 4 shots, the penguins are still going to win the cup right?
>>76250838
Capitals blew them out in game six and then when the Penguins were basically set to lose, they folded like a house of cards.
Ottawa had the same thing.
It's like the Pens have a bad night and just fucking fall asleep that night, and then the next game they're like 'what happened? We gotta be better than that.'
>>76251125
>but I know everyone here probably hates my guts.
I've become too hockey depressed to hate anyone, friend. everything is just numb
>>76251160
Rinne will start game 3, will be too late for Saros to save them desu
>>76251154
And bernier had to play cold and pulled a rinne now.
0% chance Saros starts.
>>76251163
Probably.
>>76251185
25%
>not starting the next hasek
it's starting to look like laviolette doesn't understand goaltending
>>76250501
howcome the Sabres fanbase and viewership is unironically so fucking massive?
zero sarcasm, i genuinely just want an answer with a logical explanation
>>76251174
yeah i have no doubt rinne will start since lavy is a stubborn asshole. knowing him he'll start those fucking bums mccleod and fiddler and not put fisher on the 4th line.
>>76251164
Caps facing elimination down 2-0 in 3rd period of game 7 and only managed three shots on goal. Sullivan is to intelligent for this sport.
>>76251037
>rico fata
Literally wut
Thank you for including Hedberg though
Hedberg is GOAT
>>76251199
it's in an area where people actually play and care about hockey? fuck the sunbelt
>>76251185
Nashville is seriously fucking done if they dont start saros.
Like I'm actually legit nervous they'll pull rinne and start him. If they don't I'll just laugh at laviellete
>>76251206
Blue mask hedberg is best
>>76251199
Buffalo is literally across the street from Canada.
>>76251210
It's not that he shouldn't. He just won't.
>starting goaler is a bin
>backup goaler is a bin
Rinne is gonna shut you faggots up
>>76251125
right there with you mate, shouting from STL
next year i'm not even going to pretend to want to fit in and root for the blose as a side team
Penguins are gonna fuck around in one of the Nashville games and lose but the Preds aren't up for it. Flipped the switch in the third and and they had no answer.
>>76251076
Rinne has been trash against the Pens his entire career. It's really not that surprising.
Saros will start. Lavy went to Ward in Carolina to win too. He knows you have to do it sometimes.
>>76251223
except the backup is already better than rinne right now. In the limited number of starts Saros had he outplayed Rinne. Especially against big name teams, with the penguins when the predators suited up an ahl team against the caps
I still think Pekka has just had horrific luck on a lot of goals. He'll respond. He has all postseason
>>76251222
The only reason why I think rinne should start one more game is because he's legit the reason they are here. And now he's the reason they'll be swept. They live and die by him this post season
>>76251223
every time i laugh at/about rinne it makes me feel bad in my very core, but my god, it feels so wonderful as well. he's like a lost pup just wanting so badly to be the best-in-show
>>76251223
worked for dallas
>>76251235
Preds always give up in the face of adversity like that. I don't think it was anything the Penguins did in the third that shut them down. Rinne lost them the game and they accepted it at that point.
That's a large part of the reason they can't score 6 on 5 against anyone too (other part of course is coaching). And you'd see it in the regular season when they'd play 3 on 3 now too. They just know they'll lose.
>>76251246
>in this small sample size of games he looks really good!
Next you're gonna boast about him beating Pittsburgh 5 games into the season with fleury in the net
>>76251246
Technically he made 2 saves on 2 shots tonight, but really gave up a goal on a 3rd shot that was canceled out. Pens crush Finnish goalies.
>>76251235
if by "fuck around" you mean lose on purpose, then yes i agree
they're not gonna do themselves the disservice of lifting the cup on sunnyside road ice two years in a row
>>76251274
>good at literally every level
>also good in the NHL
>small sample size
Did you think Murray wasn't good either until last year, casual?
>>76251284
They fucked around in game one and still won so maybe it won't even matter.
>>76251294
Murray is a systembabby
hes above average at best
Reddit guaranteed me there would be catfish tonight.
>>76251317
>he went to reddit
I don't shit about Saros but it seems like career suicide to throw a rookie goalie to the wolves like that. For player and coach. As someone said it's ride or die with Rinne because he got you there. You switch now you're basically waving the white flag. If Saros goes out there and get BTFO well, who knows? Goalies are weird, man. That WJC loss fucked up Fleury for years. Murray is an exception but played the whole playoffs due to injury. Ward as well. They weren't thrown into the fucking finals against the best offense in the league.
>>76251315
The system of having the best playoff save % and never losing back-to-back games
>>76251317
reddit catfished you!
HAHA! GET IT!! LE CATFISHE MEEM!! xDDD xDDD
>>76250489
Well hope you enjoyed it. Sens lucked out. They wont be back next year.
>>76251317
Predditors catfished you by making you think they were good
>>76251327
i cant tell if this is a reddit copy/paste but if you want to give yourself the beat chance to get back in the series and maybe win a cup you start saros. If you want to get swept start rinne.
jesus take the whistles
Murray is deceptively elite. Scoring chances this game were 19-5 NSH after 40 minutes when the score was still 1-1. He ends the game saving 37 of 38 shots. If Fleury puts on the same performance, the media and yinzers praise him nonstop for the next two days. Murray will hardly get a pat on the back from these same people while hoisting his second Cup.
>>76251128
>Health insurance turf wars.
>Alcohol.
>Unusually white population.
>Relatively successful shopping malls because no one over the age of 30 trusts Amazon.
>Night of the Living Dead.
>CMU.
>Coal.
>No NBA team.
>Bad MLB team.
>Dialect
>Underrepresented in TV, Video Games and Movies. (Baneposting notwithstanding.)
>Healthy competition in the convenience store market.
Pick any.
Pick any that apply,
>>76251327
Laviolette just signed an extension and got the Preds their first banner (it's not a cup but it's still an accomplishment for a franchise with no division titles or anything) years ahead of schedule. I don't see starting Saros hurting him any.
Debatable if it hurts Saros' confidence in the long run, but I think it would be worse to start Rinne and not give yourself a chance to win at all.
>>76251370
Everyone likes Murray dude, they just like Fleury more because muh late 00s and he's probably leaving.
>>76251377
forgot opiate addiction
>>76251294
>good at literally every level
>NHL record is 10-8-3
Literal fucking .500 goalie LMAO
>>76251377
Lots of movies and shows are shot in Pittsburgh now because PA gives production companies huge tax breaks.
>>76251386
Murray is highly likable, but Fleury is LOVABLE
Fleury is a maniac and fun to watch but those two things also make him a worse goalie than Murray.
>>76251368
Ayesha curry levels of fucking salt ahahahahahahaah
>>76251398
>thinking record is an individual stat and not a team one
>didn't look at the lack of Preds scoring in front of him
That's the real danger there. They get too complacent. In front of Rinne they know they have to try really hard because he'll let a ton of shit in, but they think Saros can do everything when he's playing.
Poor fleury should be in net still
>>76251413
So they're literally going to play worse with saros in. Ebin
>>76251419
Same Fleury-Murray type of deal
>>76251377
>not mentioning cathy
Well I was on the Preds bandwagon until tonight, but after how they've played 2 games in a row and playing like the dirtiest goons possible, I'm not a Pens bandwagon.
Good job Nashville. The only team I hate more than them is the fucking Shithawks and you've managed to make me a temporary fan.
Absolutely fucking disgusting.
>>76251428
hey i remember u guys from those finals
what you up to?
>>76251428
good, soon we'll be back to only anime posters
>>76251428
Come along for the ride wingsbro. You gotta admit, the pens and wings are pretty intertwined in history now
>>76251428
How are the preds playing dirty? genuinely curious
>>76251449
I fucking despise you faggots but these stupid cunts definitely don't deserve a cup if this is how they're gonna act on the ice.
It's like the Ducks 2.0 and even worse so far.
>>76251455
McLeod had a couple of bad plays, but he's mostly just shitposting
>>76251428
gonna take a while for the filthy stench of that wagon you've been on to wash out of your hair mate, might not want to go out in public for a few days
Haven't been able to actually watch the past two games due to being at work, still religiously check game center on the NHL website
My question is are Nashville really gooning it up that much? I do seem to keep seeing a lot of highlights of them running into murray
>>76251377
Why are the pirates such shit when they have the GOAT basebore stadium?
>>76251428
Welcome aboard.
Art Ross and Hart winner...
>>76251468
Not really, Pens are the ones crosschecking people in the neck
>>76251472
cheap owner (even though he's a literal billionaire)
low payroll teams will never win shit in mlb
>>76251472
'cause Mccutchen cut his hair
surprisingly easy question to answer
MORNING
>gf is a penguins fan because the "name is cute" and loves letang and crosby
>had bandwagoned them since 2008
>literally makes me sick watching all these games and rubbing it in my face.
>We live in Buffalo, born and raised here.
Seriously some rough feels boys, when will the sabres time come?
>>76251403
I didn't say UNrepresented. I mentioned Dawn of the Dead and TDKR. I'd have mentioned The Mothman Prophecies if I wasn't so concerned for my dignity, as a resident of the very place that piece of mediocre cinema was filmed. Clearly that wave of concern has left me though.
>>76251513
I don't understand why the Sabres overrated to a season when all their good players missed several months. They need more defense but that takes like 2 trades with Carolina or Anaheim to fix.
>>76251506
Pekka i need you to call Pekka and tell him to let Juicy Saros start the rest of the games.
Wish it was Saturday
>>76251518
I got to see the Inspector Gadget Mobile when it was being filmed. I was disappointed when I found out that the candy buttons didn't actually work..
>>76251531
overreacted*
I'm also retarded
Maybe next time
>>76251513
>bandwagoned
>since 2008
are you just jealous and butthurt that your girlfriend is a real hockey fan?
>>76251570
b t f o
t
f
o
>>76251563
Extremely jealous. It's painful to see how much excitement and happiness she gets, while summer starts early for me every year.
>>76251531
Very true, but players being made of glass in itself could be a reoccurring problem, I hope it is not. Still some work to do, but the future is okay for now
>>76251457
Wow rude. You're welcome for Bowman and Coffey and Murphy and Errey and any other former Pens you got in the 90s you nigger.
>>76251570
>Crosby getting carried by 2 Americans and a Russian
Pottery
preds are definitely shook
buffalo needs new owners that wont meddle in everything. the peguilas will never sell though so youre fucked
What a seriously shitty game. I'm angry at this team. I'd rather fucking have lost to the cucks than go the the finals and lose. I want to lose early. Don't give me fucking hope and force 7. What a colossal fucking disappointment. Everything was finally going right
pens in 4
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE JUST BREAK MALKINS LEGS
>>76251593
>implying any Pens mattered for us aside from Murph and Coffey
Fuck off retard.
>>76250489
Imber and Nebula went out the way they wanted.
Everything is going to 大丈夫.
>predditor fans forgetting even saros got scored on too
Fucking refs REEEEEEE xD
Guentzel netting his 5th GWG these playoffs.
>>76251570
Why are the predditors even bothering playing at this point when they have no offense and Rinne exposed?
who was the last team to get swept?
>>76251641
he let it in because he knew it wouldn't count and wanted the faceoff outside the dot instead of inside the zone if he had made a save, 23D chess
>>76251630
>yeah you gave us two HoF defenseman and the GOAT coach so fucking what
Seething nigger
>>76251655
outside the zone rather, I should go to bed
>>76251632
>cries
Boy this is just typical yinzer behavior. Fuck Nashville and fuck you
>>76251659
Coffey was such a faggot shitter than Bowman traded him because he didn't want him in the locker room lmao.
WITH A FINN YOU _________
WITH FINNS YOU _________
>>76251370
People in Pitt have such an unnatural hard-on for Fleury. I've personally never been a big fan of him. He's way to inconsistent not to mention his pure athleticism hides the fact he's out of position A LOT. When he has to make 6 out of 10 saves look like some highlight reel save there's an issue. Murray is just so much better. Almost always square to the puck, absorbs shots, rarely lets out some crazy rebound, and he's so much better at stick handling the puck. Murray dictates the play. I've had this conversation more times than I care to remember and most times it falls on deaf ears because of this cities blind love for Fleury.
>>76251666
so you're saying everyone else except citizens of pitsburgh find it acceptable to intentionally break a competitors leg in order to gain an upper hand in the sporting event
can we work together and try to form a coherent post next time?
>>76251666
the juuse is loose
pittsburgh... say your prayers...
>>76251687
It's just a joke faggot. Though he is a pussy for dropping the gloves and not throwing punches but hugging.
>>76251685
I dunno how much of that is Fleury's fault. Ever since the coaching and system change he's been leagues ahead of his play the last 5 years or so and looks more like the elite goalie he started his career off playing like.
I think the Bylsma years were really bad to him because of how awful of a fucking coach Dan was.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNYMJ3h9zCQ
>>76251690
>Finnish
>goaltending
>>76251690
>3 shots
>1 was scored
>was only called off because nash was kind-of-sort-of owed one for the game one subban goal
sittin at .666 thus far
>>76251685
He's popular because he's beloved by his teammates and has been there for 13 years you autist, everyone knows Murray is a better goalie.
>>76250692
>What did PK Subban mean by this?
bix nood basically
>>76251666
15,346 days since Philthy's last Stan Lee.
>>76251714
>>76251718
>shaking in your boots THIS HARD
juuse
is
loose
>>76251718
by the power of satan he will save the predators
>>76251712
got a second goal that game as well
jake an elite sniper already like bill
Gentle reminder that all the bin players have by far been the worst players on the ice these first two SCF games
Could Nashville call up Mazanec, maybe we'd stand a chance with Czech goaltending
>>76251746
Thank god the pens only have one and even he almost cost them the game
>>76251750
he is called up as the third goalie, but he's worse than Rinne
Saros has it though, Preds in 6
>first time we lost a game one
>first time we lost back to back games
Ahh fuck. I still believe. Preds in 7
>>76251724
I get why he's loved but not everyone actually believes Murray is better. There was plenty of people saying Fleury should've start gm 4 after he got pulled. Then plenty more saying to start him in gm 7. Everytime Murray lets in a goal Pens twitter erupts with people saying Fleury would've stopped that.
Preds in 5 lads.
>>76251792
This
penguins rape edition
>>76251792
good post
>>76251794
>Finnish goaltending
Not even once.
>>76251828
Pekka is so nice. It's not his fault he's a meme.
>>76251828
if i could meet one player it would definitely be pekka. seems like such a realistic kind person
*blogs ur padth*
:DDDDDD
>>76251828
Why, it's just one team. please pegga just hold down the fort
>>76251863
It's not only his fault. People seem to be forgetting we only scored 1 (one) goal tonight. Have to solve Murray or the series is over.
>>76251869
>we
>>76251877
Jokes on you, this is Kevin Fiala you gayboy
>>76251883
hi Kevin
>>76251869
Yeah preds fans seem to be forgetting they're getting taken to task by a literal AHL Defense and an elite goaltender
>>76251869
I don't see Murray as an issue despite him playing well so far, he hasn't been unbeatable. First game was no problem at all and tonight they had him beat a few times and just missed the empty net. Might have gotten some actually in the net in the third if Rinne doesn't demoralize them.
>>76251883
your dog is cute
>>76251860
looks like assburger spede :DD
>>76251935
pls no bully pegga
>>76251935
Look at this shit. Faced 41, 33, and 37 and stopped almost everything. The gets """""peppered"""" with 11 and 25 and gives up 8. There is nothing that can explain this shit
>>76251954
i am friends with a HARDCORE predator fan on facebook and even he was already acting like the run was over before this series even started
imagine what's going on in pekkas brain. he's been carrying the team, and now he's made it to the end. he's weary, mentally and physically.
now, he's faced with the ultimate goal, but is facing an opponent who he KNOWS beyond the shadow of any doubt is better, and has already achieved greatness
that's a mindfuck man
i'm enjoying the hell out of watching trashville get spanked, but man, i really do feel bad for pekka
Pekka, please. Don't do this.
gonna be tough for guentzel to break the rookie scoring record considering he only gets to play 2 more games
>>76251976
This. Hopefully he gets a hatty next game
>>76251970
Pekka old and busted
Juuse new hotness
If Saros goes god mode and wins the cup, he's going to vegas right?
>>76252003
nope, rinne would end up there.
>>76252003
he's exempt
Who the fuck wins the smythe if Nashville wins?
>we will never have a glorious player to win it all in the cup of stan
>the train always crashes at the finnish line
>>76252035
>if Nashville wins
we won't need worry about this situation
but for the sake of argument i'll say it still goes to pekka
>>76252035
Rinne, it's not a finals trophy, it's for the entirety of the playoffs, and he got them this far. Plus he'd need to play pretty damn well for them to win the cup, so It'd be a redeemer.
>>76252035
Forsberg
>>76252044
He won't play if they win
>>76252035
still crosby
>>76251790
Those people are retarded and probably bandwagoners. I love Fleury as much as any other yinzer but Murray is clearly a much better goalie
>>76252058
I still think malkin gets it if the pens win. PERSONALLY I would give it to Guentzel. But because he's on crosby's line that sort of somehow takes away from his accomplishments so I doubt he wins it
>>76252058
It was never Crosby
>>76252070
Honestly if guentzel gets like 3 more clutch goals and they win I can see him stealing it
We are now faced with a FULL two off-days before the next time...
Maybe Guentzel just hates finns now since Ristolainen murdered him and he's taking it out on Rinne
>>76252160
Based Jake putting fins in the bin
>>76252176
covfefe is without doubt the most normie meme ever, but it's also irresistably charming
is covfefe, dare i say, elite?
>if Pens Stanley Cup winning goaler struggles, they can go to their other Stanley Cup winning goaler
>if Preds finn goaler struggles, they can go to their other finn goaler
How would the sens be faring?
>>76252283
not as many goals, but they would have had a shutout by now
>>76252283
losing 2-0 to the preds
>>76252283
no one would be watching
>there are people in this thread, right now, that doubt the nashville predators will win the cup
based super preds are going to lose next game too, just to pull off the reverse sweep for our entertainment.
literally all goals scored on them will be scored by the preds themselves, cap this post
>>76252300
don't encourage the shitposters please
>the state of NHLs parity
lmao. I can't wait for when it's the oilers in the semis and finals every year just because they tanked for 1st overalls for 10 years straight
>>76252300
>super preds
racist
>>76252308
There's literally nothing wrong with dynasties
>>76252318
tell that to the NBA or MLB
>have one of the best teams in the league
>literally nobody cares
>ducks
How the fuck do they even stay afloat? They're in the bottom in ticket sales and ratings every year. Are they getting disney money?
>>76252336
>+110% avg. rating change
laughing SO HARD at ted from akron
>>76252336
>blackhawks (-20%)
uh ohhhh
juuse "juicy the next kipper" saros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS9F9v98l4A
>>76252377
juuse "just another finn" saros
>trash
>>76252336
>sabres
explain me this
>>76252407
blue collar
east coast
young team
exciting hokkei
hockey hotbed
all they have is hokkei
>>76252407
>buffalo
basically a canadian city but in usa
>>76252407
nothing to do in buffalo and the city itself is under 10 feet of lake effect snow half the year
>all that salt on reddit
God, I hope Pens sweep this trash team
>>76250484
What Russian n word? Chechen?
>>76252555
>Russian n word
no such thing
PC culture doesn't exist here
>>76252575
"Nigger" predates American political correctness by a couple centuries.
>>76252538
I'd rather see a 4-1 just so they win the cup at home.
Also thank you for Malkin.
>>76252585
I meant that there are no "taboo" words in our society
>>76252618
Then what does the phrase мáтepный язы́к refer to? Are those just "taboo" in a different way?
>dat Arvidsson goal
>dem Murray saves
but we 've had many surprises thus far, I want to see how the series will evolve
>>76250415
but I've always liked the pongs
You can't beat the Pens 2 games in a row.
I think it will go 2-1, 3-1, 3-2, 4-2 Pens.
>>76252670
>мáтepный язы́к
it's just "profanity", "foul language". Not really taboo.
>Are those just "taboo" in a different way?
"fuck" or "cunt" are different from "nigger" in the West
I studied at UMN for a year, I'm speaking from experience. It's absolutely insane there.
>>76252739
College culture in the west is also immensely different from the real world, but I think I take your meaning regardless.
>>76252707
just like last scf
>>76252675
>Arvidsson goal
...
Well looks like this series is over
Pretty shit series desu
>pironkova caring of tennis outside wimbledon
>>76250951
should have tanked again
>>76252875
woops wrond thread
>>76252875
would smash
>>76252835
yes what?
>>76251555
>sand nigger whore
>caps fan
checks out
>>76251570
>le turn it over 5 times a game man
>le fuck up the PP man
>le take 2 penalties a game man
Don't let this meme win the conn smythe nhl writers. Jake_bake is the next goat. Malkin can't crack the top 100 nhl players.
>>76252963
>76252963
jake&bake makes me proud to say that my parents are from Omaha
also, they will give it to jake, geno already had his turn, and jake is the hottest memelord of the moment
>>76252739
Do you guys really not have any words that actually offend or make people freak out over there?
I figured with all the hate between the Eastern European countries, Russia, Serbia, etc, there would have been some.
>>76251712
Jake"skin the fin"guentzel
Redpill me on the penguins. I know about Crosby but who are their other stars? Going to a buddies place on Friday who is a big fan and i don't want to embarrass myself.
>>76253059
>>76253059
>i don't want to embarrass myself.
it's too late for that
>>76253059
Just tell him you can't wait wait to see Jake skin another Finn.
>>76252739
You ever ride the connector with the jazz man while there? Sadly he got fired.
>>76252934
Åberg and Arvidsson are two different people
If Preds had Martin Jones instead of Rinne would they have a better chance of winning?
>>76253250
who scored the Preds goal? It was a beautiful goal
>>76253263
Pontus Åberg
>>76253330
>Åberg
>>76253355
Good post
>>76253330
i had a friend who's name was Pontus
JUST
http://news.nationalpost.com/sports/nhl/my-situation-is-bleak-ex-nhl-enforcer-chris-simon-files-for-bankruptcy
>>76253809
>feeling sorry for him
>ever
Lel.
He made $15 mil in his career. It's his own fault if he threw it all away.
>>76253877
Yeah, he was an asshole, his hit on Hollweg was one of the most gruesome ones in recent history.
>>76253893
Yeah, that's a real bad one. Had forgot about that one.
Rugby.
>Henrik Haapala signs with Florida Panthers
Who is this meme Finn?
>trashville predditors
>>76254115
never doubt Tappara.
>>76254151
>He's an axe faggot
JUST
>>76251426
Eat shit Pitt XDD
hey
Pierre LeBrunVerified account @PierreVLeBrun
Dallas Stars definitely listening on the No. 3 overall pick. Handful of teams have inquired already. Would have to really make sense.
>4inne
Helo is this where I come to post
>finnish goaltending
hey
>>76254895
stop reddit
>>76254917
he is.
>>76255415
cute gay couple
>>76251428
leave my fanbase now you fucking pussy
>>76255451
I'm older than you and was watching in the 80s when one of the only people worth giving a fuck about was Ogrodnick you stupid faggot. Shut the fuck up.
Him and Reed Larson are the only reason the team fucking survived those years while Steve was still learning and growing.
>>76255493
i dont give a fuck how long you've been watching, stop being a pussy. We've had konstantinov, mccarty, draper, kronwall, abdelkader, probert, fucking all of those big hitters. Fucking hell, we signed Todd "sucker punch" bertuzzi. You can fuck off if you support the penguins because the preds are "dirty". you can fuck off to reddit
>>76250467
>Finnish goaltending
>>76255526
Might as well leave this team and go be a Cucks fan if you want to watch that kind of hockey faggot. Some cities and teams play real hockey you dumb cuck.
>>76255537
you're delusional if you think the wings havent lead a legacy of rough and dirty play. Did you forget about Howe or something? guy was throwing 'bows before it was cool.
I'll say it again, stop being such a pussy. Hockey is a rough game. we didn't win the cups when steve was getting 150 points, we won the cups when he toughed up and became a 2 way center.
>>76255582
>we
>>76255605
>he doesnt >we
plus, I'm Nick fucking Lidstrom, you can suck my dick, i was THERE
>>76255631
>Finnish goaltending
>>76255750
shouldn't you be fucking your daughter
>>76255786
Wow, rude! Leave this thread right now!
>>76255786
Why are you so obsessed with incest?
>>76255800
>mad you don't get to fuck his daughter
>>76255808
There is something wrong with you my friend
>>76255807
you're the one fucking your daughter
>>76255818
youre not my friend
>>76255832
I wish you were right
>>76255822
Can't even think of a rebuttal, you're downright sick and disgusting thinking that
She's 1 ½ yrs old
Have fun with your below mediocre life you pedophile piece of shit
when did /hoc/ become full of degenerates
>>76255857
>talks about how he's thinking about boners when he has his daughter on his lap
>calls someone else sick and disgusting
I don't judge. you fuck your daughter it's whatever just stop talking about it so much or you'll get arrested
>>76255865
When the Finns arrived
>>76255877
I never said that
I made a drawing with my daugther; I drew the outline of a cactus and I thought it looked a little suggestive, so I changed it
That's it
>>76255894
>finns arrived
>arriving to some place where you've been from the start
does not compute
>>76255925
>>76255857
>>76255807
stop talking about fucking your daughter you monster
>pongsburgh gonna btfo the preds
>the final wont even be entertaining
JUST
>>76256159
spelling bee is on yo
>>76256159
>he didn't watch pings vs caps/Snes
That was the true championship run
>Åberg
more liky Ayyyyberg amirite
>>76256382
nice goal
>>76256408
Will Saros start game 3? Not sure if Pekka is just snake bit or his hot streak is over
>>76255535
Pls no bully Pekka
>>76256461
swapping goalers in the SCF is just an admission that you're outmatched
Huomenta
>>76256554
hyvää huomenta suomalaiskaverini, luulen, että olet nukkunut hyvin
Saros
>>76253809
>addict Injun gambled all his money away
Imagine my surprise
>>76256893
>Imagine my surprise
you have to go back
bread
>>76256995
>>76256995
>thread wars: June edition