>why did I marry a 50 year old whore

should have married Shakira Maya instead

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>marrying someone that fucked ZiGOD

lol i didnt know that Shakira was 10 years older than him. What a retard he is ahhahaha

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>>76245163

>marrying the woman you jerked off to as a kid

>>76245746
Thats cute in a way desu

>>76245763
t. Mauro Icardi

If anything Shakira is hotter now than she was at a 20

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>h-hahaha w-what a l-loser

>>76245163
*40 year old

>Piqué is 6'4"
>Shakira is 5'2"
w-wew

>>76246678
>Piqué's penis is 18cm
>Shakira's penis is 13cm
W-WEW

>>76245746
tfw will never marry tia carrere

>>76246693
That is clearly a feminine penis so it's ok.

>>76246742
>shakira
>feminine

did you hear ''her'' voice, m8?

>implying you wouldnt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mgqbai3fKo

>>76251323
i fucked literally hundreds women hotter than her

I guess he wasn't... picky.... enough?

>>76251463
oh for christs sake

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>>76251332
>i fucked literally hundreds women hotter than her

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>>76251485

>hating on based shakira
If you don't want her I'll gladly take her. Maybe even my gf would want a piece of that.

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>>76251486
>imgur filenames

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>>76245746
That's fucking hot.

Shakira is still hot.

>>76245163
>/sp/
>Sports

>>76245746
>you will never marry prime carmella bing

>>76245746
>tfw you wil never marry your sister

>>76245746
>tfw you ll never marry prime Janine

feels bad man

>>76245163

but they are not married

Did this little Spaniard give her vitamin d?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsp_8Lm1eSk

>this entire thread

>>76253267
never say never
you don't know unless you try

>>76251332

that's why you are in 4chan right?

>>76253510
you can choose to become 'chad' la

>>76245163
what happened? Did she cheat on him?

>>76251813
Is tamagoro Elite?

>>76251463
so bad its actually pretty good

>>76253510
>if you go to 4chan you must be a faggot meme

why are germans so deluded

I Bang like 2 tinder 7/10 bitches a week on average

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>>76260088
t. Alejandro Jesus Maria Dominguez

>>76260088
Sure you do Pablo

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>>76260170
>tfw first 3 girls i had sex with were jewish

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>>76260088

>Fucking the desperate whales that are left on tinder

Nothing to be proud of, Fernando

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>>76245746
> ywn make sweet love within the bonds of matrimony to either Xena or Gabrielle

Thanks for reminding me.

>>76245746

>as a kid

I don't know about you guys, but I didn't start wanking until I was in the correct age for this.

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>>76246705
>ywn have dinner with Tatyana