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Old thread:
>>76162880

Useful trb-related links:
http://pastebin.com/grLucSzY

Macca's official /trb/ database:
2015: http://pastebin.com/uj27eQhe
2016: http://pastebin.com/7e3Vv0ap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxpTx0VDBKw
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It saddens me deeply to see day after day that the best poster in our beloved general is literally -not ironically- French
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>>76244506
give them sugardaddies?
>>76244527
you're not used to them by now?
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>>76244528
desu, I like it. It helps me genuinely appreciate France and consider them absolute bros. It's a good idea for Europe to stick together and form a strong alliance when Putin and USA are trying to cuck us left and right
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>>76244528
why don't you fire up the editor then?
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>tfw was in Berlin the day before the truck crashed in the same spot

do you believe in god lads?
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>>76244539
Sugardaddies just make them rich, not good. If that was enough, the EPL would be a hard/competitive league, but it isn't. Are there some other sliders that make the board more aggressive/risk-seeking or something?

Also, I'm legit not used to blacks. Turks and shitskins yes, but not legit black blacks, the ones that the US imported.
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>>76244570
dont you get executed for asking these questions in your country?
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>>76244502
>I mean I live on campus
Oh yeah, in the US campus are far from everything aren't they? Here in Europe (at least in Spain) they are within the city.
>>76244543
> It's a good idea for Europe to stick together and form a strong alliance when Putin and USA are trying to cuck us left and right
> What Europe needed to gain a sense of brotherhood and recover a prominent place in the international scene was a french poster on /trb/.
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>>76244571
saw plenty of blacks in Mainz but I guess it is a uni town
board members have attributes
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>>76244580
wat
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>>76244543
>>76244591
>Francebro reverses the right wing rise in Europe
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>>76244598
By way of poison hemlock?
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>>76244570
shit lad, I know that feel. I went to this concert

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/whats-on/music-nightlife-news/review-ariana-grande--manchester-9394369

which is the same location and artist as the recent bombing. it is very humbling to think how close I came.
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Is this when the choke begins? Coulda won the league right there, but losers choked it to last placed team.

I can just feel us losing our nerve four more games in a row
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>>76244591
it's in the city but I grew in the suburbs on the other side of the city. Also, I guess it is different in Europe, but a lot of people go to colleges away from where they live
>>76244610
it turns out the secret for European unity was hidden in the Slovenian lower leagues the whole time
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>>76244625
same man, if i was completely retarded i might have been on the island during the breivik terror attack.

Luckily im not, so i went to the young socialists camp instead.
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>>76244596
Don't know how it is in Mainz but at the two universities I experienced first-hand (Bonn and Frankfurt), every damn place is FILLED WITH CHINKS. Koreans, Chinese people, even some Japs and 'Nams. This goes for other universities that my close friends are at, like Bochum or Münster or Koblenz.

Black people are rare enough that they draw attention to themselves when they come to parties through their uniqueness alone.

But then again, I'm part of the problem and part of what the rightists hate - a sheltered, soon to be upper-class person who only associates themselves with educated people and has nothing to do with criminal foreigners. If you ask me, refugees and foreigners in general are not a big deal in practice, but then again I almost never even meet any.
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>>76244616
what if I am the one in power
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>>76244669
>greek
>in power
>in current year
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>>76244667
oh yeah, at least a third of the people were asian, another third turks/black, and the rest white
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>>76244687
No fucking way a third were turks/black, youre overexaggerating

10% at most
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>>76244669
what if I am the one in powder
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>>76243609
I'm currently 100% win rate in the league. I lost in 5th round FA Cup to Chelsea 2-1. I won the League Cup 5-1. I've won the L1 Title. I'm on my way to win the Checkatrade trophy.

I signed one new striker and he scored 50 goals already. One of my other strikers (default team) has scored 50 I think. Wingers are still good.
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>>76244667
dude where I go to uni I wouldn't be surprised if there were more 1st language chinese speakers than 1st language english speakers in certain majors
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>your dad walks in
>hey anon, I've got hot chick for you and me to fuck together
>what do you say? your mom won't know

what would you do?
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Oh I should've refreshed a bit earlier...

>>76244528
I left some shit for you in the last thread, cba to link it though.
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>>76244695
meant the town itself, not the campus
campus was whiter than the town
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How do I make leagues playable?

I want to make my new home town into the best club the world has seen, but they're in the 5th bundes.
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>>76244718
>refreshed
>not having it on auto

No, it wasn't The Clash. There's taxis everywhere but I don't know how are they in relation with the Gran Canaria ones. I have no new save, it was going to be Macca's db in FM16 but the game is crashing even after patching it so I guess I'll download FM14 again in some time when I get the need to play.
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>>76244713
Be shocked that he says something to me
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>>76244759
download extra leagues maybe? I know theres one for the entire English pyramid so there should be one for the 5th german tier
>>76244772
buzzcocks?
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>>76244772
On my phone, dont know why it isnt on auto on my phone.
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>>76244793
>buzzcocks
nah, it was more actual
I remember a music video that was just a recording of a concert and the singer said "I'm not gonna be nasty" and then spitted blood to the audience. That's all remember about the group really.
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>>76244821
No idea, i know that feeling though.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dRRr4USfrLQ

00:11-00:21 I've been trying to find the band for more than a year now. Sounds dank imo.
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fuck
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THE METEORS! That's it. Making a cover of a Rollings' song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrOr9SscaNs
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>>76244759
Download a German pyramid. You could always drop your club in the higher leagues in replacement of a club you dislike, but FM will generate garbage players for them so really, forget it.

Just try an Empty Database if you so desire every team to have shit newgens.

>https://sortitoutsi.net/downloads/view/31899/empty-database
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>>76244759
You could download a >user database.

I know there is one that goes down to Kreisliga, you should be able to find it fairly easily, but it's not that great considering 2nd teams can be seeded into DFB. I don't know how you would edit that, but maybe someone else can help you with that. Alternatively you could just look for a basic tutorial online, which there are tons of. The basic editor is extremely user friendly for a editor. Its like babby's first modding tool. Advanced editor is a bit more complicated.
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>>76244875
you could try looking at the setlist/videos of the festival in 2001 or the years before and see if any of the bands sound like it
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>>76244935
I found the >user db and I think I'll roll with it. It will only take me two seasons to get out of the user-db hellhole leagues anyway. Time to take over the world with based Hessen Dreieich fampais
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>>76244934
So, can you go off-topic for the first time ever and tell us if you are really Europe's saviour?
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>>76244936
I did, i tried to go through every video there was. But I could only find Muse and Interpol really.
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>>76244950
Idk, I started a save on that db but beeing seeded into DFB with Augsburg II kinda killed it for me.
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>>76244955
damn, you could try mu, some of the people on there are pretty knowledgeable when you make threads on specific topics
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>>76244973
who cares about the DFB desu
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>>76244985
Yea maybe I should do that.
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what are some unique transfer restrictions apart from athletic and queen's park
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>>76244988
Immersion!!!!!!
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>>76244999
good luck with your search in any case
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>>76245012
It isnt a real life restriction but I've thought about doing a Frisian only playthrough with Heerenveen. Considering Friesland is the region in the Netherlands that is most likely to ever detach itself from the Netherlands.
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>>76245012
Saprissa in Costa Rica, Nacional in Ecuador, Steaua Bucuresti (I'm not sure about this one) and Chivas in Mexico are teams that only play with national players.
I'm sure there's more though, google it.
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Real offering £90 mil straight for Bernardo Silva, he is in his last year of the contract and is likely to ask for around 200k. He has amazing for me and I don't really need the money. Should I sell or not???
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>>76245110
how old is he? If you do sell him see if you can get a sell on clause
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>>76245150
can always get 15% of next free without too much hassle.
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>>76245183
but 15% of next free is 0
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>>76245150
24, I can replace him with Correa or Kuki for around £40 mil
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>>76244951
>can you go off-topic for the first time ever
I ate a 3 day ban for that.

>>76245110
Sell with decent clauses, he's good but not legendary.
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Lads, I'm quitting my save after that League Cup win. So I'm looking for a new challenge.

What leagues should I try?
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>>76245499
I'm gonna play Galatasaray until you guys reply.
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>>76245565
>Wants a challenge
>Plays as a top side in a country
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>>76245588
Yeah? Until you guys reply I said. I've never played as a T*rk side, so I'd do it until you guys reply with a challenge.
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>>76245630
Serie D to Champions League winners. Dont pick meme teams.
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>>76245908
I'll try tomorrow. Galatasaray is insane. So little everything and you're dependent on 2-3 players. Maicon is a good signing if you can get him though as DR is weak. Berbatov rather go to Hull than us.
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lads, quick answer please. what's the CL, the EL and the club world cup called in the editor? I used a name changer to change it back to the real names so I forgot what the game base/the editor uses. thanks
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>>76246276
Champions Cup,Euro Cup,dont know
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>>76246276
Editing those is tricky, the slightest touch fucks them up even if the overall system works.
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>>76246429
I just want to edit my team's kits and use the 3rd kit in the EL/CL
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>>76246573
I wonder why it doesn't say "Champions League" for you if you indeed did use a name fix. I use Sortitoutsi's one, never failed me. Behold the 3rd GoalKeeper kit I had planned for Koninklijke HFC.
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>>76246633
>>76246573
Although I don't have enough autism to specifically make a kit for European competitions. At least not yet. I just use it as a third option; not that it prevents FM from setting God awful kit clashes anyway.
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>>76246573
>>76246633
>>76246681
Ah yeah, fair warning: you're going to have GK kit clashes. Period. Generally GK kits clash with referee kits, so forget about black kits. Also, when FM doesn't have data for the GK kit, it defaults to 140 R, G and B: A mild grey. After setting three different enough GK kits for Triglav, one blue spruce (inversion of Triglav's burgundy colour), one black and one volt, FM still reverted to that god awful grey kit regardless because of kit clashes. Same with blue spruce, anthracite grey and white. Same with Koninklijke kits which where orange and black (inversion of blue and white), volt, and burgundy.
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>>76247563
well, I realized that editing the user db fucks the added leagues anyway, so I can't touch the kits. well, who cares.
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>>76247669
>well, I realized that editing the user db fucks the added leagues anyway
How so? It shouldn't. How promising~
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holy fuck these officials are garbage.

there's no way they're getting this game under control tonight.

>also, Mike Milbury actually making sense when he's talking

wtf i love Mike Milbury now.
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>>76247697
fuck if I know to be honest. literally only loaded the user db edits, edited my team's kits and that was it. it killed the leagues.
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>>76247740
Try not linking your 3rd kit to a competition.
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>>76247854
Meh, can't be bothered to go through all that shit again desu. I'll just leave it the way it is
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no chinese
no recommendation
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>>76247915
You'll soon enough learn how to save and make backups before changing anything. I learned that the hard way.
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Koeman BTFO
http://www.evertonfc.com/news/2017/05/30/koeman-takes-on-football-manager-creator
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>>76248071
>WB strata
How to learn the hard way that, even if it's completely retarded, the positioning you see on the tactics screen is your defensive one.
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did we talk about this bielsa video yet?

https://streamable.com/vnzi0
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>>76250168
>no footage of him squatting
it's a fake
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>>76248071
I wish they showed his full tactics, it'd be interesting to see how he sat up within the games limitations.
>with the Blues boss disappointed with the defensive space his team had allowed the opposition.
It took him not even one full half to realize how shit FM's defending is
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>>76250559
wow creepster you are icky goodbye
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>>76250956
I don't like that post
not a very good post
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>7 hours later
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what's the best attributes for a higher tempo attacking playstyle?
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>>76253991
Acceleration
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>>76253991
First touch, passing, technique, anticipation, composure, concentration, decisions, off the ball, teamwork, vision and agility.
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>>76254142
cheers la
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>>76253991
>>76254188
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If I am playing a youth challenge and have no intention of buying players, does scouts and/or regional knowledge improve the range and quality of players in the youth intake, or does it have no effect?
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>>76254309

short answer, yes.

upgrade your facilities, staff personnel, and range of scouting as high as possible.
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>>76254321
Thanks, I have tried hiring scouts with diverse nationalities and regional knowledge, but I still only seem to get local born players and players with nationalities of affiliate clubs or the owner's nationality. I will keep the scouts on for a few more years and fire them if It doesn't seem to work.
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>>76254309
You can get a couple rare(r) flags in your intakes with better scouting knowledge, but it's pretty scarce. I had an Argie in FM15 like that. If you want rare flags in your intake, it's a better idea to get affiliations rather than counting on scouts.
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>>76254651
Yes, the affiliations seems a safe bet, perhaps I will find an outrageous club to link up with.
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>>76254632

the quality of youth in your intake is heavily reliant on the hidden youth rating stat of the country you're managing in, as well as the population of the city/town you're in.

from then on out, it's all luck, so to speak.
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imagine being this buttmad because i left you out of the euro cup squad, 4 times within 2 months
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>>76247563
>>76247669
Late reply, but pic related. My keeper (on the left) has in fluo kit.. which clashes against the ref's yellow kit and the opposition's keeper lime green kit. His 1st kit is black and he's not allowed to wear it because reasons.
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>Brazilian scout has Italian scouting knowledge
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>>76255362
Italian clubs keeps finding ""Italian""" ancestors to HUEs and Argies to give them the nationality quickly. Y'know, like Thiago Motta. I'm not at all surprised that a HUE scout has Italian knowledge.
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my board just paid 60 million to buy our stadium and the next day they agreed to build a new one
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whatever niqqa
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>>76255780
Send a warning instead of a fine, and sell him anytime soon.
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>>76255953
hello no the guy hasnt been getting paid for like 3 months straight now

he is gonna be my goat keeper
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>>76255969
Send a warning anyway instead, I find that it calms them down unlike fines. It's counter-intuitive but just do it. And fucking tutor him.
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>>76255969
>he is gonna be my goat keeper
not with a shitty attitude he isn't
france is right, constant fines are for your personal revenge, and are a suitable alternative to throwing your computer out the window. if you actually want to teach the player something it's better done in warnings/private chats (unless the guy has absurdly high professionalism, maybe, but then it's unlikely you'd have a problem in the first place)
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>>76255994
im only in my 6th season

>>76256011
no, i keep fining him, he will ultimately turn around be my most loyal player ever
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he's literally at his peak since his stats wont go up because he isnt training might aswell sell for a few quid and move on
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>>76256043
>im only in my 6th season
It's not an excuse.

>no, i keep fining him, he will ultimately turn around be my most loyal player ever
>Skips training
>Throws tantrums
No he fucking won't if you don't tutor him since he isn't training and doesn't want to be there. Warn him and tutor him.
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>>76256070
>It's not an excuse.
i started in the third division, i dont have any good old players good players to teach

besides if you tutor a player in fm15 with a veteran that has a lower determination the young players determination will also plummet down

>No he fucking won't if you don't tutor him since he isn't training and doesn't want to be there.
the guy is just butthurt he wasnt included in the euro cup squad last season, he will turn around (desu i wanted him in the squad but i wasnt playing attention and the auto squad thing didnt include him)
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>>76256117
Mitch-tier.
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>Bulgarian Bogdan Dochev, the assistant referee who failed to notice Diego Maradona's infamous 'Hand of God' goal during the 1986 World Cup match between Argentina and England, has died at the age of 80, the Bulgarian Football Union said
Good
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>>76255739
Yup. They might get a decent amount of money by selling the old one. I once built a new stadium and sold the old one for even more money than the new one cost to build.
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fuck off im never listening to you guys again
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>>76256434
>Fucks him up for three months
>It's /trb/'s fault
Belgian Mitch.
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>everyone unhappy that i keep giel here
>cave in and sell my goat keeper for peanuts to ac milan
>everyone is butthurt now

fuck sake
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>>76256870
It's like you're learning how to tribble 2bh.
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not choking againt bitches
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oh fuck off
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>>76256969
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>>76256988
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>>76257021
>double
>not the treble
you choked.
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>>76257080
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>>76257110
Still time to choke
>Gelsenkirchen
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>>76257131
there was a new patch right before i started this save and i didnt realise i needed to do the fix before i was 3 seasons in.
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>>76257110
>knocked out by Dinamo Bucuresti
>not even by Steaua
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>>76257198
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>>76257198
>>76257254
>Being knocked out of the Champions' Qualifyings at all.
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reee fuck off, its not even a good team
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>>76257347
>its not even a good team
Welcome to the Balkans, enjoy your stay.
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Why do goals count more than average rating?
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>>76257364
Just got the kid as well

>>76257371
because penaldo
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>>76257371
>Messi
>Ronaldo
>Messi
>Ronaldo
Because it's realistic.
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Why is this happening REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
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>>76257402
REEEEEEEEEE
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wait, what?
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>>76257387
What am I supposed to see here?

>>76257402
>>76257415
Because namepool. Should've let it simulate for a decade.
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>>76257402
>>76257415
i cant even tell whats wrong

>>76257435
just that the cunt is impatient as fuck
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>>76257435
B-but it's Macca's db. All names are like this, I think it's some SI anti-piracy shit.
>>76257450
all players and staff in the game got a generated name like it was a nickname.
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suck a dick partizan
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>>76257479
>Pirating FM16
>Out of all FMs
Well I can confirm it to you: yes, it's an anti-piracy measure. BTW, enjoy the worms SI put in the pictures files (no, this isn't a fucking joke). Enjoy every player over 31 retiring too. Enjoy transfer bugs.
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>>76257531
>breaking the law is an anti-piracy measure
Sure
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quality SI
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>>76257609
In SI's mind, yes it is. I mean, Milos went apeshit when people started editing out the Brexit in FM17. Why would you think they'd stop there?
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>>76257625
A treble is also a double
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So either I don't patch the game and all the names in the game change or I install the patch and the game crashes as I hit continue.
fml
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>>76257806
A quadruple is also a treble
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>>76257868
Or you buy the game and have no problem
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>>76257883
>Buying FM16
I'd rather not tribble. Well, I actually did not play FM16 beyond the demo.
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A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
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oh come the fuck on another nigger
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>>76258013
was FM16 the "he certainly didn't mean that" iteration or was it 15?
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>>76258359
it was 16
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what is your most meme save

>mouyes stayed at chelsea
>won another title
>next season manure hired simeone and gave him a gorillion pound transfer budget
>simeone BTFOs the whole EPL and wins by 17 points
>mouyes is bitter because he is second even though he beat yanited twice
>he then gets knocked out of CL QFs by david moyes's man city
>uses refball to scrape fa cup final win against spurs
>"we are in this business to win trophies"

pottery
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>>76258359
That was FM13 IIRC. But the OP crosses were in FM16.
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>>76258694
you gonna watch your females fuck the pitch up and set the stage for Bale's 8 month injury?
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>>76257479
>I think it's some SI anti-piracy shit.
It is
Buy the game faggot
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>England
>Africans
>Sheep fuckers
>Yanks
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>>76259599
>Africans
>implying the England team isn't the blackest one in the group
>>
>>76259663
Africans alludes to the location of the team rather than a distinguishing feature my friend :^)
>>
>team allows 8 scouts and 6 physios
>but only 3 coaches, 1 regular 1 fitness and 1 GK

What is the fucking shit
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>I think we can finish mid-table this season


well shit
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>>76259975
Ask the board to increase the Coaching Budget

What league as well? Lower Leagues allow less coaches due to having lower budgets
>>
shud b gud yeh?
>>
>tfw semi-pro hell in the 5th bundes
>>
>>76260046
Should be if his Decision making improve and you Tutor him properly as he has shit Determination.
>>
>will be going with friends to the beach tomorrow

I hope my social autism doesn't strike me
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>>76260209
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>>76260209
try not to drown any refugees while youre there
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>>76259409
>Buy the game faggot
I'm not spending 50€ on a flawed game, lad.
Only fags buy games that are not online.
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>>76260521
>>76260268
>tfw pale as milk while everyone else is tanned
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>>76260559
dude dont worry, just rush to the local supermarket and buy some self tanning cream and just bathe in it tonight.
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>>76260559
>Greeks
>white
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17 years old and does this, what a god
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see you in munich, space Feye
still got hope
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>>76260559
IKTFB
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choose a match to watch
i'm super bored and incredibly sober (for now)
>>
>its a journalist asks whether I will be renewing a contract of an obscure youth player episode

for what reason?
>>
>>76260934
shrewsbury dnipro
>>
>>76260934
da shrews
>>
>it's a shit player who refused to score for your club moves to Buyern and is now their top scorer episode
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>>76260951
>>76260954
>mohammed arena
da shrews been winnin' a lot lately doe
>>
>>76260934
Gil Vicente vs Ural
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>>76260991
>mohammed arena
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>Dnipro
dat tictac tho
will it work?
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>>76261026
"no"
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>>76261026
""no""
second penalty, second foul by the same dnipro player, what a guy
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>>76261135
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>>76261011
gil vicente aka benfica i guess
>>
>>76261280
>10.0 for a right back

impressive
>>
>>76261578
depends on the version of FM
>>
>>76261578
>>76261586
It just means it was a game simmed by the AI where ratings are broken.
>>
>>76259359
I had tennis lessons tonight, else I surely would've.

>Bale
He'll injure himself Gourcuff style: while walking his dog.
>>
How close are FM tactics to real life.
>>
>>76261829
Far more rigid and stiff.
>>
>>76261829
zero
>>
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>76244543
[Assertively]
>Putin and USA
More like Germany and Merkel flooding Europe with non-Europeans AKA replacing us with them AKA genociding us?

[Aggressive]
I know this isn't a board or thread for that matter for politics, but when EU, genocide enabling faggots like you spread your destructive thoughts, you have to be called out.

(you) [seemed deep in thought]
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>>76262012
whats up
>>
>>76262025
hey Anders
>>
have you lads swam in a lake?
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>>76262032
forgot image. touchline ban and my assman has picked a fucking horrendous team

>>76262025
>going against based France
*grabs throat*
>>
>>76262050
What about that child killer?
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>king kenny making it 2045
Well I'll be damned.
>>
>>76262063
I cant swim
>>
This game is the biggest load of bullshit I have ever encountered

Every fucking time they have a free kick or corner the team I'm playing against get a penalty

it happens way too fucking often
>>
>>76262063
h-have you not?
>>
>>76262025
>flooding

How many more times did you have to interact with non-Europeans after the "refugee crisis", be honest.

Fuck sake, pol is so retarded
>>
>>76262086
Obviously post this Scottish guy.
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>>76262149
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>>76262025
ah yes I remember when known islamist Anders "Mohamed" Breivik killed 77 in the name of Allah in Norway
>>
>>76262179
FM gets filled with GOATs and/or world-class players pretty easily, doesn't it?
>>
>>76262107
once, it was cold as fuck and never tried

how do you even swim in the baltics? swam once in a latvian river and almost died of hypothermia
>>
>>76262144
It's not about how much I have to interact with them, it's that they are replacing us. What do you think will happen once we are outnumbered? Not to talk about how it turns our societies into shitty low-trust societies with lots of crime and tax fraud. Just like every other multicultural heaven in South America.

But carry on. Vote Merkel. Don't complain when you are hanging from a tree.
>>
>>76262184
How does that change that we are being genocided? Kys
>>
>>76262198
by not being lizards
also, rivers (and the sea) are colder than lakes
>>
why do I get this feeling that a certain camgirl turned out to settle down with a muslim bf
>>
>>76262259
i dont see any reason you would get that idea
>>
>>76262196
I wouldn't say that. I'm such a massive mile above literally every other team in the world. Most teams don't even have a 3* CA player.
>>
>>76262232
the sea here is warm af

but rivers are frigid
>>
>>76262295
You know all too well star ratings are deceiving. If you're so much above everyone else, a 3* player would still be world-class or very close to be. It may be colouring your judgement. Or I may not know anything.
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>>76262025
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>>76262363
Depends on your definition of world class.
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>>76262222
>genocided

Assertive: You have to be over 18 to post on this website
>>
>>76262385
>norbro switching his trip off to ruin the image of /pol/

is he the hero we need?
>>
>>76262377
What matters is FMs definition of world class, which doesnt include jarstein, skjelbreid or selnæs which is a fucking disgrace
>>
which one is einar?
>>
>>76262396
did pol really have an image to ruin? it not like we didn't know they believed this stuff before
>>
>>76262377
Over 160 CA. With excellent repartition, you can have a Complete Forward with that CA with 15 in all his main attributes. For FM, if the quality of your league cannot offer any relevant comparison (aka it's completely shit), the >game considers anything above 155CA with good repartition and performances world-class. Obviously a 155CA player in Ligue 1 (France) or Premier League would be called a Leading Player instead of World Class.

For real-life players, you'll generally find those called world-class IRL around and over 170CA.
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>>76262431
>repartition
>>
what transfer updates are you guys using?
>>
>Tell all booked players to calm down at half-time
>They all "Seemed To Calm Down"
>We score
>This happens THREE FUCKING MINUTES INTO THE SECOND HALF
I went through 5 seasons on every fucking save without getting a single red card.
>>
>>76262594
Mandatory.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqAjynuCh6s
>>
Is this the most west ham thing ever?

>On 20 January 2017, aged 33, Fonte moved to West Ham United for a reported fee of £8 million (plus potential add-ons) on a two-and-a-half-year deal.[20][21] He made his league debut on 1 February, in a 0–4 home defeat by Manchester City in which he conceded a penalty by bringing down Raheem Sterling.[22]
>>
>>76262617
Most "non-european" ive met have been closer to what I would consider an idea citizen than you.

The ones ive gone to school with, worked with or just met socially all seemed quite... norwegian in their behavior, language and how they carried themselves.

Weird that
>>
>>76262631
>overpaying for players
>most west ham thing

not really mate, no
>>
>>76262715
its also the fact that he immediately disgraced himself on his debut, and hes old and they gave him a multi year deal, AND they overpaid

everything about the transfer doesn't make sense
>>
Well

They tried

I think.
>>
>>76263207
Good CL for the neutrals.
>>
>>76263207
>West Ham
also have Bohemians been more successful than you in recent years?
>>
>>76263237
In the CL yes because I've choked in the semis 3 years in a row.

Domestically no.
>>
>>76263250
Did they ever won it? How many finals did they lose?
>>
>>76263277
They have a 0-3 record in finals. They're going full Benfica.
>>
>>76263288
At least it should've improved your league's rep. Also, stop giving them pity wins.
>>
>>76263324
>pity wins
But I've KO'd them in the semi finals twice.
>>
I didn't manage to fix FM16 so I'm downloading Cities: Skylines instead.
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>>76263593
>Cities: Skylines
neck yourself
>>
>>76263593
Protip: FM15 is the last FM there's a good crack for.
>>
>>76263637
It's also the best FM of recent memory
>>
>>76262612
Strange to see him smiling.
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>>76263612
I haven't even seen gameplay of it but I like building games. Is it shit? I've heard good things about the game.

>>76263637
But I prefer FM16's Macca's db. I did find a decent cracked version of 16 a few month after release but there is no way of finding one now.
>>
>>76263665
Suck it up and play FM15 with Macca's db. Or you can go back to Tenerife once again in FM14.
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>>76263704
>Or you can go back to Tenerife once again in FM14.
>>
>>76263722
You can laugh but I probably will
>>
>>76263738
Honest question pal, why don't you just buy FM legit?
>>
>>76263769
Because I don't want to spend 50 € in a flawed game like 16 or 17 nor in a game from 2014.
>>
>>76263738
Just download 15 m8
>>
>>76263803
I don't really like 15 either tBh.
But I might.
>>
>>76263797
what about FM14, a game that came out in 201 3?
>>
>>76263769
Because fm is trash
>>
>>76263816
Just do it.
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butters just walk down the path of salvation and play fm12
>>
>>76263834
trip on Chilly
>>
>>76263834
I played FM10 for a month. It was nice.
I've always heard here that 12 was the best so it's on my list too. But maybe it would be hard to find a torrent and custom dbs
>>
>>76263797
You can get a key for like 20€ if you shop cheap, and it's literally 500-1000h of enjoyment. Come on my friend, don't do this to yourself and just buy the game for a few € instead of plaguing yourself with hacked versions.
>>
>>76263919
>plaguing yourself with hacked versions.
my version of FM14 barely had any bugs. Only one that I remember, in fact.
Also, again, I won't buy shit FMs when I can get them for free. And certainly won't give a cent to the company that created the new facegen.
>>
>>76263966
>And certainly won't give a cent to the company that created the new facegen

That's actually a compelling argument.
>>
>>76264027
I didn't want to use the "I don't have a job" argument, I think you guys give that for granted.
>>
>>76264048
Fuck sake, you're actually unemployed? What do Spanish people even do all day, and how the fuck do they even have a roof over their heads and enough to eat?
>>
>>76264082
butters spends his time smoking weed and going to the beach
>>
>>76264082
>What do Spanish people even do all day
Oh wait, they're playing FM
>>
>>76264082
I personally go to uni and live with me parents. The average age in Spain for when children leave home in Spain is 28,9 so I still have time.
>>
>>76264231
>Meanwhile Rafa Nadal still lives in his mum's basement
>Despite being multi-millionaire
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i forgot how comfy this was.
>>
Managing in the Turkish second division and having some trouble. How do I purge the traitorious g*lenists and k*rds that are ruining squad harmony?
>>
in theory, this should work
>>
>>76265956
Put them in the Reserves or equivalent, loan them (for money), sell them.
>>
>>76265956
>tfw no option to put journalists in prison
>>
>>76265990
I remember using this once
----T---T---T
----T---T---T
-
------DLP
----L---L---L
-------SK
in an fm12 save when I was already miles ahead of the rest of the league in slovenia
I give it a 5/10, I think we won, but only by 1 goal and it wasn't half as sexy as it should've been
>>
Journeyman/10.
>>
>fm16
>promote blyth spartans to top flight
>sign GOAT moroccan gk prospect
>wp denied, what else is new
>try to loan him out to affiliate in scottish league two
>he rejects it
>o-ok
>loan list him, offer him for 100% of wages
>fuckton of offers
>"Younes Hajib wants to discuss personal matters"
>"He wants to know why you've listed him for loan"
>BECAUSE I HAVE TO CUNT
>throws a hissy fit, he can't believe I've done this
>"Squad unhappy with treatment of Younes Hajib"
>they think I'm trying to force him out

What the fuck man, has my entire squad become libcucks? Why did this happen, I'm loaning him out because I have to.
>>
>>76271836
what squad status is he on?
>>
>>76271895
key player

he accepted one of the 6 gorillian offers i got, he went to palermo

still though that has to be a glitch because its aids
>>
>>76271937
>Key Player
Kinda got your answer there, even if FM is retarded.
>>
>>76271937
>glitch
naw
you signed a guy on a key player contract that you weren't able to give key player minutes
realistically, FM should give a "don't do this" prompt, but in the end it's on you
>>
>>76271836
>wp denied, what else is new
>try to loan him out to affiliate in scottish league two
you do realise that he'd need a WP over there as well?
>>
18 year old kid on 3k a week has this clause in his contract
what the fuck Villa
>>
>>76272300
ozil's 28 mate
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>>76272300
sorry am retarded
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>>76272310
>>76272300
who the fuck does this cunt think he is
>>
>>76272328
>>76272310
>>76272300
Young players often have these clauses, but the wages are still retarded.
>>
>>76272004
i couldnt give him any minutes at all, his work permit was denied

thats my point i literally cant play him
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stupid cunt chokers have put me in this position final game
plz newcastle and norwich you are my only hope
>>
why does trb always degenerate into kc tier political talk
>>
>>76273070
Everyone became a political expert once Donald Trump ran for president
>>
>>76273122
it was like this before trump
>>
wew lad
>>
How long till he leaves?
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>>76273891
>>
https://sortitoutsi.net/shop/product/4/football-manager-2017?utm_source=email&utm_campaign=fm17_champs_league_sale

FM for 16.7€ for all you poorfags
>>
>>76273903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFRtPaIIhm4

>trusting a Bektic
lmao
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>day off
>going to be a cool, lightly rainy day
>windows open
>Blazing Saddles on
>playing my old FM12 Blades save

time for a long overdue comfy day.
>>
>>76272408
but you had the choice to cancel the deal when his WP application failed, right?
>>
piss
>>
Can someone spoonfeed me some lower league tactics?
>>
>>76278184
not really, because I don't know what kind of players you have
I usually go for something like this though

-------------AF--DLF(s)
-
-------CM(s)-AP(a)-CM(s)
----------------DM(d)
-WB(s)-CM(d)-CM(d)-WB(s)
---------------GK(d)
defensive, structured, shorter passing, tighter marking, be more disciplined, and maybe look for overlap
>>
FM Scout selling 17 for £11.90 until the 9th June
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It's that magical day of the year, lads. Guess his natural position.
>>
>>76278763
CB. can also play MC
>>
>>76278803
Of course. Some SI quality right there.
>>
>>76278803
But disappointingly enough, only one winger over 192 cm in this intake.
>>
>>76278728
Yea or nay lads?
>>
>>76279086
Go for it. Slightly better than 16, that was slightly better than 15, etc.
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>>76278728
>>76279086
>>
>>76278728
11.90 for 5000 hours of entertainment is fair enough.
>>
>>76279171
Its 15 ameribux Norway. Imma smash dat mufuccin buy buttton
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>>76279195
>supporting fm scout
>>
>FM for 12 quid
oh hey i can afford it now
nice
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>>76279204
You couldnt convince a pig to roll in shit m8
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>>76279273
posh cunt
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>Bought two FM keys at full price
>FM17 has been boring enough that I only played 310 hours
>It costs 17€ now

REEEE I WAS ROBBED
>>
>>76279488
hey now, with my 1700 hours you got almost 2000 hours out of it
>>
>>76279527
You played 1700 hours in such a short time? No fucking way that's real, you must leave the game open while you're not playing or something. I never broke 1000
>>
>>76279544
FM 18 features include:
-Run FM 18 when my computer starts.
>>
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Good name desu.
>>
Sortitoutsi has it on sale too but its more expensive
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>Ireland now has a gay Indian prime minister

How will this effect foreign player rules in FM lads?
>>
>>76279677
Has he ever even been to India?
>>
>>76279723
Probably not.
>>
woaahh mama
>>
>>76279738
Will a half-Indian newgen be more resistant to food poisoning and typhus while going on pre-season tours abroad?
>>
>>76279784
What are the three cons in the coach report?
>>
just came back from the beach

shit was too exhausting, public transport is shit and I have to take like 5 buses and trains, not that worth it desu

also saw a finnish footballer
>>
>tfw no kosovar regen GOAT
>>
do players still grow size-wise? any particular age they stop?
>>
>>76279935
Yes, but don't expect more than 2-3 centimetres between 15-20 years.
>>
>>76279861
>>
>>76280026
Only 15 years old, and already complaining about training like he owns the place.
>>
>>76280082
>has been at the club 1 day
>already have a detailed idea of his mental state and psychology
>>
>>76279784
Goddamn ni-
>jumping reach 9
>height 184
lel
>>
>>76280147
Disclaimer: I realize that GK height and jumping ability matters much less in FM than it does in real life. Manlet GKs can still be good as long as they have the right attributes.
>>
>>76280168
Willy Grondin

And this little guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMH89rgWlb4

They still exist, they're just rare.

Athleticism can get you a long way
>>
>1860 Munich have been relegated to German Amateur League after the owner didn't provide funds to register the club in the 3rd tier.
Oh my.
>>
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who /DrinkingAloneAndTribbling/ here?
>>
Big McHugeLarge 2017

Orange Tony Kornheiser in a purple one piece with beautiful blonde locks.

What obscure european country should I do my first save in?
Will accept databases
Will accept 4th division of Latvia and that sort of shit.
>>
>>76280959
I'm super tired and playing skyrim at the moment

will probably play a game or two of FM with some music on afterwards
>>
>>76280963
La Liga
>>
>>76280959
Does it count if it is Diet Coke and my only talks to her sims?
>>
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>>76281065
>>
>>76280963
serbia
>>
>>76280963
azerbaijan, malta and faroes are bretty fun

also are weird transfer policies allowed?
>>
>>76281119
Depends on the policy.
>>
>>76281130
if you play on azerbaijan sign only players from ex ussr nations

and stuff like that
>>
>>76281130
only left footed players
>>
>>76281155
No, only Armenians
>>
>>76281130
Only Africans
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>>76280963
I've heard Drogheda are a good save
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>>76281226
They're a right barrel of laughs.
If I was to manage Drogheda again I'd get a 5th division database and manage Drogheda Town F.C.
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>>76280963
Manage bayern money in N. Ireland
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>>76281215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMFsybKMkaY
wtf i love tenerife now
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>>76281612
Most of the video is in the capital (and not in La Matanza) which is pretty ugly tBh. At least they got some nice footage at the volcano.
>>
Who /highscoring/ here?
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>>76281723
host me amigo, necesito viajar
it looks p good to me TbH
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>>76281770
>win 5-0 at HT
>score 4 in the 2nd half
what is this pottery
>>
>>76281795
rarely happens to me desu, even if I go overload
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>>76281780
I guess I could find a bed for you if given the case.
Also one of my best friends is Turinese so you would have someone to talk to in Italian.
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>>76281808
ayy that's really good news
i think i could think about it for real, don't know when but who cares
who does he root for anyway?
>>
>>76281808
butters what are the nicest places to visit over there? aside from your bedroom i mean.
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>>76281770
not me

have conceded 8 goals in 24 games winning each game 2-0
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>>76281907
>concede 8 goals
>won every game 2-0
No wonder you've got such debts if your maths is that bad
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>>76281838
She roots for Juve, so my Italian team is Torino.
>>76281840
the town center of La Laguna, the forests, the Teide volcano, and Masca (pic related). Those are the places I like the most, but of course in addition to those you'd want to go to the beach.
If you come some day I'll take you to a secret beach that you can only reach by boat or by trekking down a ravine for 3 hours.
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>>76281956
tenerife H Y P E
get me a bed for some time in september
and some tenerifean(?) weed because the one i got in sevilla was good af
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>>76281989
September is a bad time lad, I've got exams and maybe also I'll go on a trip to Greece with me parents and sister.
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>>76281956
do you live near a beach?
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>>76282111
to be honest i'll be out of school forever after july, so i could come whenever you can host a bud
>tfw could start working in october
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>>76281956
oi host a /trb/ get together
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>>76282123
Relatively, the nearest beaches are like 25-30 minutes aways from me (by car). I live in the town of La Laguna in the interior of the island though.
>>76282146
>the autism police gets us all at one time
nice try FBI
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>>76282171
do you use the car to drive to them or just use public transport?
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>>76282171
the only way I'd be in the autism police is if it was police who are autistic
>>
>have to play barcelona away
>they haven't lost a single game in the whole season
>won all of their CL games
>18/5/0 in the league
>literally 9/11 of their players are 4.5+ CA
>>
>>76282146
>tfw we 'll never hire out Liechenstein for a trb party
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>>76282207
>it's a "i'm gonna make a 9/11 joke here" episode
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>>76282207
i predict the game will end 5-2 you get an early goal to give you hope then they go nutso and score 4 in a row. 2nd ends 1-1
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I didn't like Cities: Skylines so I'm downloading FM15

>>76282183
I get taken to them in the cars of my friends.

This thread was brought to you by Turismo de Tenerife.
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>>76282236
i want to jump off that cliff and nearly drown so you can swim to my naked body and rescue me
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>>76282236
how crowded are the beaches? I would go to the ones near me more often if they weren't so crowded all the time
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>>76282236
that's cool, public transport is shit here and going to the beach is worse than death
>>
>>76282254
what
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>>76282269
>falling for the "odd fetish" type meme that people post here every so often
>>
>>76282264
What's wrong with the beaches? Or is it just the journey there?
>>
>>76282293
>not falling off a cliff
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>>76282254
If you jump off that cliff you wouldn't land on water.
But hopefully you'd land in my arms xoxoxoxox
>>76282260
Depends on the weather and on if you are in a touristic zone or not. There are live cams in some beaches so you can see how crowded they are.
https://www.skylinewebcams.com/en/webcam/espana/canarias/santa-cruz-de-tenerife/playa-las-vistas.html
>>
>>76282329
maybe he doesnt like the bodies of drowned refugees washing up with he's trying to tan
>>76282339
man looks nice
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>>76280959

what should i drink?
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>>76282329
the beaches are great, but the journey is terrible.

>I leave near the centre of Athens so in order for me to get to a beach I had to:

>Get a bus from my neighborhood

>Get off in another suburb and take the train

>Stop at my destination and take the metro

>After a certain point get off the metro and change "lines"

>Get outside the city w/ the metro and then take a bus

>That certain bus is 99% full of people going to the beach and the ride is like 1 hour and it stinks of sweat

not to mention that it's the same when you return so you spend like 4 hours travelling
>>
>>76282354
Yeah, I guess it's hard to tan with an erection
>>
>>76282374
>I guess it's hard to tan with an erection

wtf nigel
>>
Ah sure I've never done a save in Gibraltar before so I might as well pick a fun micronation with 2 divisions.

Saw a bunch of guys in a Hound Dogs jersey last time I was in Gibraltar so I consider myself a lifelong.
Nice rugby shirts too.
>>
>>76282417
We are fucking GOING IN lads.

Why would a 2nd division manager in Gibraltar have a national A license? ffs SI. I'm worse than that and we both know it.
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>>76282370
Ow that sucks. I can relate to the sweat smell and the changing of buses but of course distances are far smaller here.
>>
>>76282457
>Spending the couple of points you have in player knowledge
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>>76282465
god any public transport trip would be so much better if there was no bus/metro/train transfer
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who /catenaccio/ here?
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>>76282607
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>>76282540
>All clubs but one with 20 or more in 26 games
>Italy
What the hell happened.
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>>76282370
Damn, it's only 1 change of train and a 3 hour journey to the beach for me. That sounds far too much hassle to bother with
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>>76282641
they all became weed-smoking degenerates
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>>76282664
Can we stop this weed user bashing pls
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>>76282695
i was only talking about weed-using degenerates, it only applies to you if you're a degenerate
>>
>>76282641
fraudiola turned Juve from a CL contender to a europa league team
>>76282465
atleast talking to qt tourist girls rewards that
>>76282653
yep, but the people living in the coastal areas have it much more easier
>>
>add lots of u17 Spanish newgens to scouting queue
>all of them are half star CA and one star or less PA
are my scouts fucking with me or are these newgens all just really fucking shit
>>
>>76282370
I can smell the stench of rotting fish and crabs from my house if the wind blows in this direction.
>>
World class.
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>>76282735
>meanwhile all English regens have 200 PA
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>>76282755
>I have a Player/Chairman
>no youth team
>I literally can't get regens because the option is greyed out
Guess I have to pick another club then.
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>>76282735
Did you only show those interested in joining FC Santa Claus?
>>
>>76282802
No, it's all about SexyPants FC
>>
>>76282773
At the very least you'll be drowning in TV money once the league's reputation kicks up. Which means that your fellow Gibraltarian clubs will spend billions on extremely shit players because their rep isn't good enough to attract anything better.
>>
>>76282881
sounds comfy af tBh
>>
>>76282881
TV money is still fucked after 2 years?
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>>76282881
you are honestly one of the only frenchmen I know who speaks understandable (fluent) english. And I've met around 20 of them
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>>76282945
are you surprised?
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>>76282913
>>76282945
I certainly couldn't say for sure, but you know that SI equals quality. And you know that the further away you are from England, the shittier the dbs.

This is the prize money from SI's official GIB db. It doesn't seem like much, but considering Gibraltar is almost at the bottom of the reputation rankings, it's obviously going to grow exponentially once your rep gets somewhat better. 260K€, more than fucking Slovenia. I suppose it's a typo when you see how terrible the prize money for the other clubs is, but the initial TV money is of 50K€ so I dunno.

>>76283012
Know what? I don't even have much of an accent either. My mom threw me in English classes when I was 5 or 6 every Wednesday. I liked it enough to try to get even better at it.
>>
>>76283067
I met a group of like 10 young french people in high school, none of them could speak english except for some guy from bordeaux who had a stereotypical accent and roughly acted as a translator

there was this black guy from tahiti too, pretty cool
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>>76283088
Learning English somewhat seriously in France is rather recent that globalization helped, even if English has been a school subject for decades. We apparently have the rudest Taxi drivers (according to foreigners/tourist) who won't bother speaking English at all with tourist.

We don't exactly like English """people""", and we don't exactly like the Murrifats either, so I suppose this also is a factor.

You make me consider that I don't know why the fuck I'm doing (and failing) a music course in college instead of English. I wouldn't have had to work at all!
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it's la liga opener time
now that's a really aesthetically pleasing tictac tbH
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>>76283139
which area of france speaks the least english? I was in the basque area and it was pretty bad desu
>>
>>76283178
I do not know, I find it pretty terrible even in Paris. My guess would be areas that see the least tourists. It's not like they would need to learn any English. Even the immigrants come mostly from ex-colonies, so they also speak French.
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>>76283152
>3 strikers
>huge gap in your midfield
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r8
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>>76283287
3 strikers is GOAT
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Ok If Gibraltar is broken as shit, I'm going to manage KEK in Kosovo.
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>>76283294
>Det. 8
Needs tutoring.

>Tries First Time Shots
>Right Only
>11 First Touch, Long Shots, Composure
He's wasting his Vision and Teamwork with that shit.
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>>76283287
it worked tho, even if almeria is not the greatest opposition and they still managed to score
>>
>>76283338
personally i'd 3-1-4-2 (or 3-1-3-1-2) but whatever works for you
>>
>>76283369
it may sound autistic but i'm just watching matches while being unemployed
>wastinglife.jpg
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>>76283317
Dear Christ.
>>
>>76283317
Probably shouldn't either, can't play in European competitions because SI says so. And I have Kosovo loaded.
>>
>>76283457
>Can't play in europe
>they have a team in europe irl
Ah you're taking the piss now
>>
>>76283492
>doubting SI's lack of quality
>>
>>76283492
If you want to play UEFA football, there's still Kazakhstan. Runs from March to October.

>All these leagues on View-Only
>>
FM17 is 15 bucks on FM Scout atm. should i get it? I loved FM10 and played a lot of FM12, should I take the plunge and get back into this? would you buy 17 for this cheap?
>>
>>76283317
kek, good club
kill your gay ass for that manager
>>
>>76283586
its breddy gud i guess
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First time I used the option to called out opposition player a "weak link": mindlessly at that, just pressed the name, turns out to be keeper - well, no biggie I thought at the time. He was the one to miss a decisive penalty. Very realistic, this game.
>>
>>76283586
Yeah for that price you might as well
>>
>>76283586
They actually do still have keys? I suppose you're not losing much for 15 bucks.
>>
>>76283608
what is that skin and why am i attracted to it
>>
Who does /trb/ think will win the UCL?
https://strawpoll.com/46dw9wf
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>Switch tictacs because I got ruined by Maribor earlier this season
>Maribor scores
>Maribor player two feets
>Win 2-0
And this is all they remember.
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>>76283741
I think it's korean, called GZskin. Looks good during the games, but other then that I find it pretty distracting.
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>>76283798
However, I'm pretty happy with that I changed the ban rules before starting this save by making straight reds "serious red card offences".
>>
>>76283823
it's not too bad desu, i've seen worse

like mia khalifa seeing my DM without answering.
ugh.
>>
wow wow wow what the fuck
you guys dont REALLY think Juve will win do you?
>>
>>76283854
why did you DM her
>>
>>76283858
I do think they can
>>
>>76283874
i'm just drunk DMing every girl i see on my instagram feed
i think one will answer me before i eventually fall asleep
>>
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3rd times the charm. Time to manage the Swieki Owls in Malta's 3rd division.
>>
>>76283900
ur a wreck mate
>>
>>76283914
pretty much yeah
had to meet my ex tonight but eventually ditched her to go with this other girl...who fucking ditched me too
so ye it's me FM and drugs tonight i guess
>>
>>76283900
Get a grip, man.

Jerk off to some nice siberian pussy and go to sleep.

http://privat-zapisi.com/category/JeffJam
>>
>>76283947
at least you get out sometimes
>>
>>76283947
>ditching a girl and end up getting ditched
I guess what goes around...
>>
>>76283910
>Who turns 21 next b-day
How many badges and experience?
>>
>>76283950
is that a camgirl site?I hope norbro's not around
>>
>>76283950
i'm really scared to open that link
s p o o k y l i n k m a n

>>76283965
i've been going out quite a lot lately, turning life around m8s

>>76283977
karma is real
>>
>>76283977
Fucking nothing as per the others. I'm in the 3rd division of Malta.
>>
>>76283947

>so ye it's me FM and drugs tonight i guess

what's the difference?
>>
>>76284013
that FM hasn't been my drug for a while, hope it becomes again when i'm done with exams
>>
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>Main Left-Back breaks his leg
>Recruit a free player during the winter window
>Strains his ligaments in February

And I have a guy with ded cruciates too. Did you know that severe enough injuries can decrease a player's PA? Well, now you do.
>>
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Nah, really.
>>
>>76284142
>hire Ranieri
>replace Walter Samuel
please show sammy's attributes as a manager
>>
>>76284142
CL is coming back to San Siro desu

Did Ranieri get fired in your save?
>>
>tfw watching camwhores again
it's time to show em my ol' tricks
>>
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>>76284169
He was the caretaker.

>>76284181
He already was unemployed.
>>
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>>76284299
>hes not on coke
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>>76284349
oh well, i expected him to be way shittier

>>76284366
who told you i'm not
>>
>>76284375
my nigga its MDMA for marq. also typed out my actual name before deleting it.

ratemy regen lads
>>
>>76284393
is there anyone sane on trb apart from lukhas really
also i'm not on coke, just a lil mix of alcohol and hash (and camwhores)
>>
who /staying up for the bum rape that is Chile vs Burkina Faso in 1 and a half bongs/ here?
>>
OK lads, pick a name and a pic for my new manager.
No bodybuilders.
>>
>>76284475
i guess i am now that you told me
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>>76284480
Monica
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>>76284480
Belle Curve
>tfw ban incoming
>>
>>76284475
yes. am also currently watching defensa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2d995tx3X-k
>>
>>76284507
Oh come on every time I ask for a manager name you guys give the dullest memes ever. I'll just use Marjorine thank you very much.
>>
>>76284531
also applicable to >>76284528
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>>76284480
Buck Et
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>>76284480
190kg
>>
>>76284541
sorry for not having fantasy when i'm barely alive

>>76284556
in love with this pic, now and forever
>>
>>76284556
This one is not too bad.
>>
Fortunately for Barça, I did not forget to force Luis Enrique to leave at the end of the season.
>>
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
>>
>>
Bet you forgot to apply the licence fix.
>Male
Female obviously.
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Will he be good?
>>
>>76284657
>Male
The bucket is a boy. El cubo.
And yeah I forgot about the license fix but fuck it.
>>
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>Mouyes
>>
>>76284688
>Kuvakaappaus
that's a beautiful word
>>
>>76284687
No. Do it now before you start the save.
>https://sortitoutsi.net/downloads/view/13068/fm2015-real-names-and-german-national-team-fix-file-v20-for-fm1530-25022015
>>
>>76284709
Ok, I'll do it, but only because you are Europe's hope.
>>
>>76284683
I'd put him straight into my first team.
>>
haha shit i fucked up and forgot to set the right nation starting date so my malta save has 6 months of nothing until my first game
>>
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i fell in love with a camwhore again
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>>76284818
whoops trip off
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>>76284836
>>
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In case you were wondering who is the cancer of /trb/
>>
>>76284971
>tfw i'm not in there
why even live guys
>>
>>76285062
I was thinking in downloading FMRTE to make me better, I might add you while I'm on it.
>>
>>76285093
n o i c e
o
i
c
e

i'll carry ez pz
>>
fuck you chilly
>>
fresh bread

>>76285974
>>76285974
>>76285974
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