How come only Americans produce alpha males in sports? Every

Oh look, another American insecurity thread obsessing about Europeans.

What is it that makes you guys so collectively insecure?

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SHAT AP

>>76239357
Because Americans don't give a shit about athletes using steroids, EPO, GH etc.

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>>76239357
that's a roided pussy, though

>>76239357
I literally can't. I was going to post Piqué but that one isn't from my country

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How does it feel to know that your shitty continent will never produce a baller as alphas as this?

yurop btfo again

>>76239388
Desu, it usually the other way around. It's mostly European flags that obsess about America and make the same stale/lazy flag jokes and threads. Banter is great and all, but it's matter of originality that this point.

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>>76239454
> he thinks you can't attain that without steroids.

>>76239521
you can, but that's a roided pussy

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6'8 290lbs for all you ameristats

>>76239549

what is he throwing? an apple?

>>76239554
It's a cricket ball mate, like baseball but not invented for children

>>76239497

Picuck kissing with ibra by their car . jpg

>>76239554
3 ball

tfw your country's best athlete is a billiards player

>>76239570
DRINK IT MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>76239582
>Fucking your bros and forcefully swallowing their protain
>Not alpha as fuark

>>76239639
it's not even gay so long as you don't enjoy it too much

>>76239583
You know there's something wrong about your best athlete when he plays billiard and on motion to throw the 3 ball onto someone.

>>76239549
mirin desu

>>76239506
Obama?

>>76239388
Its opposite day :^)

>>76239357
being a big baller is purely american