>he imagines himself being a striker playing for his country

>he imagines himself as a striker at all
everyone knows that if you're not a midfielder you're pretty much disposable

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>that chubby obviously depressed loser kicking the ball around alone on a scrubby field at the local park and muttering his trite fantasies of World Cup glory to himself as he awkwardly shoots at a goal with no net

>>76239140
What if you imagine yourself being a defender?

>he doesn't imagine himself refereeing the world cup final
wow there sure are a lot of beta males who are afraid to be in control of situations here

>>76239140
>striker
>not 10/RW with the match winning assist

plebian

>always play as a defender as a kid
>one game I made a injury time goal line save that made our team win the cup we were playing for
>everyone on the team deemed me as a hero, cheered me on and praised me
>I dreamed about doing the same for my national team in a world cup final that night

life didn't get any better than that

>>76239140
>not imagining yourself as a goat keeper who saves the team everytime

Is this the daydreaming thread? One of those times?

>he doesn't practice his celebration while looking at himself on the mirror

>striker
>Not a goalkeeper

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>he imagines himself

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>tfw I'll never be this autistic

>he isn't imagining as the CDM that holds the team together in the final

If you don't imagine yourself as a goal-scoring 10 that everyone on /sp/ doubts and then slowly gets convinced into praising you as the true GOAT you are not allowed on this board

>>76241636
this
>imagining you score the injury time equalizer in extra time because you go forward for the last corner and proceed to save your team on penalties afterwards