/tennis/ - Roland Garros / French Open - Day 4

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save us kyrGOAT

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>>76237606
TYBGermany

Let's go KUTEaveit

>>76237606
>three threads
baka

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sup

>wanting to post in a thread with a Muslim autistic rapist instead of one with sexy Mugu

absolute homos imo

is mugu, dare i say it, saved?

>johnson choking
Sad!

>>76237659
SchizoSwiss

so we post here lads

REAL THREAD
>>>76237618 →
>>>76237618 →
>>>76237618 →

>>76237687
Projecting

Advertising using spokesmen is immoral

>>76237701
we can go there once this one hits 500

stop being so intense, its just a butt

>>76237701
Fuck off gyppo cunt

>>76237701
shut up cuckescu

who here /ABĐ/ ?

>>76237713
Is NUmaleTella popular in españa like in the Islamic republic of France and shitaly?

Multi threading autists. Hope mods ban you!!!!!!!!!!

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>>76237739
not really, we have our own cocoa cream

but only kids and autists eat it

>>76237739
who here /putshoneyonbread/

Mugu choked HARD

shook af

>2 more days until the NBA finals so I can stop watching this semen slurping alt-sport

>>76237779
>2017
>eating wheat

lmao

>>76237779
Marmalade my dude

>>76237795
is bread haram

>>76237798
this basically

homemade kiwi marmalade from your own kiwi vines >>> anything industrial

>>76237779
1. Honey
2. Apricot jam
3. Nutella
90001. Marmite

>>76237739
>Long time ago, Nadal used to eat a jar of Nutella and drink like 3 litres of Coca-Cola daily when he was number 2, number 3 in the world

>>76237826
my nigga

>>76237814
How do you make that shit my dude?

>>76237837
you put fruit and sugar in a pot and remove almost constantly

i might still have pictures on my phone

kiki has a fat ass :/

Dimitorv really is a slambabby

>>76237790
>watching another memechuckers vs dah land final
Fucking gypsy

>>76237837
There is a certain kind of sugar you need to buy. Other than that it's just cook sugar and fruit together, then fill glasses.

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>>76237849
pls post

>>76237880
I'm p sure he hasn't made it out of the first round at RG since 2013

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>>76237911

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZOO245SXic

Am I in the real thread?

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RIP garbine

She was a good friend

>>76237826
strawberry jam would be my nr 2. for sweet spreads

for me putting nutella on bread seems barbaric

right now Im gonna eat some baguette with cream cheese mustard, tomatoes and salami, its gonna be good

>>76237798
seville goat marma

kontaveit destroying

why am i watching djokovic, is there any actual match being played rn?

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>>76237916
Looking good

sousa is the worst tennis player on this planet

>>76237931
How can threads be real if our eyes aren't real?

>>76237953
Coric - Johnson

how's the dimi match, better than the rape train?

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>>76237955
y-you too

>>76237953
cici bellis

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>>76237916
Ever make strawberry jam?

>>76237957
It's not that Sousa is so bad. Djokovic is so good.

Based Agassi

>>76237981
no D: looks yummy af

>>76237971
the fuck is that monstrosity on top?

>>76237995
filet americain

>>76237800
no its just bad for you.

you shouldn't eat wheat or dairy products. VERY unhealthy and BAD for the body.

Why do tennis players hit their feet with their racket?
Are they autistic?

>>76238006
yes

also removing clay from the shoe, but you already knew this

reminder to try this right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KbAan5Kl50

make sure your underground isn't slippery

>>76237981
but why do you chavs always have to ruin strawberries by adding cream?

>>76238006
To take clay off the shoe.

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>>76237936
>right now Im gonna eat some baguette

somethings never change

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>>76238003

>the small sunny village next to the sea of garbine muguruza's mental strength

>>76238003
*since the last few years

why do you always have two /tennis/?

>>76238011
>those comments

>>76238028
hey sousa you should be playing rn

>oogarooza

>>76238028
autism
>>76238023
>Venezuelans

VCGM

now that bonga is out.
is steve johnson the new dark horse?

Yes, Schwartzman made it to 3rd round.

>>76238037
I'm pretty shit aren't I?

>>76238056
No. won't make it past Thiem

>>76238056
>loses 2 sets to Sugita
>loses at least one to Coric
>dark horse

>>76238076
murray almost loss to stepanek last yr tho...

>>76238033
why read the comments when you could be rolling right now :)

When you really think about it (you)s are the non-normie version of likes and retweets

>>76238083
yeah but they dissappear

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>>76238016

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>>76238014
Who doesn't add cream?

>>76238056
When was bonga a dark horse?

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>Robredo is losing
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>76238092
my bad

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thank you BASEDopenko and lesgettit kontaviet

I seriously think that if we gathered a bunch of guys from this thread we could do a better job at commentating the matches than most TV channels.

>>76238093
From the day he was born.

>>76238108
probably but we would get fired from sexism or some shit.

give Muggi your power \o/

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>players who signal "being surprised" with their grunt

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>>76238083
yes, they are neutral, as it should be

\o/

>>76238016
>>76238091
I really like baguettes, cheapest bread down at the Tesco

ripip petra ;_;

>>76238116
We just need someone with money to back it up.

Why did Murray wear black in that kind of weather?

help /sp/ i ate so much candy

what do

>>76238124
you get tesco in finland?

so many good matches on and i can't watch any of them REEEEEEEE

>>76238124
didn't you heard?
>>76238003

>>76238138
just relax

>>76238108
"Dude let's go garbine"
"I love masha. Fuck everyone else. Look at my instagram convo"
"Journalists are scum. Brazil is degenerate "
"Communism"
"German guy starts fapping during wta match"
*brit being generally annoying *

w e w lad

>>76238147
What's wrong with a glass of milk?

>>76238138
Brush your teeth

is djokovoic, I dare say, SHOOK?

>>76238014
Ony chavs add cream?
U wot?

>>76238149
heh. good post

t michael

"Dude let's go garbine"

>>76238149
Brazilian TV is below that level.

feels pretty good that kyrgios will win this meme tournament

my only worry is that it will distract him for wimbledon tho

>>76238139
nah, I just wanted to say Tesco
>>76238147
I'm literally high on oxycodne right now haha
>bread is bad for you

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>>76238174
*blocks your path*

>>76238172
lel

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DJOKOVIC IS A FRAUD

>>76238172
What was Olympic coverage like?

Even when it's good (Mugu - Kontaveit is great), the wta matches have no variety, it's just power hitting.

that based kid reading "tintin en amérique" instead of watching mugu vs. konta

C'MON STEVIE JUST WIN IT

>>76238191
Boring, but at least we had 16 channels.

"Dude let's go garbine"
"Dude let's go garbine"
"Dude let's go garbine"
"Dude let's go garbine"
"Dude let's go garbine"
"Dude let's go garbine"
"Dude let's go garbine"

>>76238175
Taidat ostaa patonkisi Lidlistä.

MUGU CLUTCH AF

>>76238200
What book is that?
>>76238190
Ants

>>76238175
start with vaping a little herb in the morning, oxy for the evening if you have to, you'll end up in rehab

>>76238214
french (belge actually) comic

Old ladies are so annoying.

meh, DWL

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how is anett looking today ?

>>76238214
>tintin en amérique
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tintin_in_America

>its a rich people are late to the match and provoke a full crowd booing episode

Mugu acestream?

>>76238230
good chicken

>>76238230
still looks like female DFW

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>>76238196
you now remember

>>76238230
Could have won the match already.

>>76238243
http://arenavision.ru/av7

or

http://arenavision.ru/av8

idk

>>76238241
Don't forget their IBM(tm) hats

>>76238210
Alepa veli
>>76238218
not rich enough to get addicted to it

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where is svitolina when you need her?

>>76238241
they thrive on the attention

Kontaveit basically doing 2016 kerber

Who should be Dimitrov's next waifu?

>>76238278
i'm okay with it

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>>76238278
as if she has any chance against svitogodess

>>76238230
still standing in the middle of the court..

Why doesn't Johnson follow the Bench press & serve philosophy? Does he hate america?

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>this fucking captcha

>>76238269
She lost?

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>losing your serve to Poosa

why dont men use the *powerful* drive volley like women do?

shouldnt women receive more money if they use a wider variety of movesets?

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>>76238291

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>>76238286

Bellis BTFOing bertens

>>76238154
it's akin to poison bruv, dont risk it..

>>76238291
heh

>>76238304
delete now

>>76238296
no? but ultimately they will meet in the final and kontaveit will have no chance

>>76238286
pironkova
and then their kids will only play slice on both sides

>>76238286
masha

Just woke up. Anything worth watching. now or today?

>>76238330
Support are lad bedene

>>76238330
did u say good morning to ur mom andrew

>>76238278
>Kontaveit doing Kerber

would unironically pay money to see this.

>>76238330
Mugu vs Kontav is worth watching

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when do you think a woman will break the status quo and play tennis with unshaved armpits?

everybody should switch to coric johnson

NOW

Mugu selectively moonballs effectively

>this call does not skip

>>76238325
>>76238319
>>76238304
I think should try a change and go for a teen like Katie Swann, or maybe Ostapenko, or even Bellis.

>>76238357
Penko is 20

>>76238357
no. jelena is mine

>>76238361
One more week, lad.

why is court 6 full of gypsies

>not putting a tennisball under your hammies and rolling yourself over it while watching internationaux de france de tennis

wish i could grow a bard like Johnson

When under pressure mugus scream becomes dopeapova tier

>>76238357
Id go for Muguruza

>>76238344
>"literally who"men

>>76238286
He will go gay and become bumpals with zverev

will Basilashvili win RG? why is he winning so many sets?

>>76238258
Thank you based Iberian.

>>76238376
Mine looks like pubic hair.

Can someone give me a quick rundown on Alex Zverev's 1st round loss? He just came off his career best performance winning the Masters tournament in Rome on clay and I thought would run deep in the draw. Also, anyone got a link to the Roland Garros stream?

>>76238350
nice recommmmmmmentation

>>76238396
i thought he won

Karlovic please

>>76238396
Bitch can't handle five sets.

>>76238379
She doesn't seem fun. She's probably a strong independent bitch.

>>76238404
Lost to Verdasco 6-4 3-6 6-4 6-2

how has the coric johnson 4th set not over yet WHAT THE FUCK

>>76238396
He's too tall for tennis. Can't move on clay. Forehand is weak shit. Verdasco made him look like a father schooling his son.

>>76238391
yw my helvetican friend
>>76238396
slams are for men, not children
>>76238402
great match innit

>>76238243
are you retarded? you can watch the matches free on rts.ch if you are in switzerland

>>76238396
he got lucky in rome. ppl forgot he loss to fucking chang the week before.

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>>76237874
yeah kiki mlade

>the neighbourhood of coric

in before the djok loses in 5 sets and joao goes on to win RG

>>76238443
whore

>>76238425
>>76238426
good posts

it was the best result Ive seen in a long time, everyone thought Zverev was good just because he stumbled over a masters by beating two servebots and a Serb who was too peaceful to beat him

>>76238446
this isnt eurovision

>>76238243
>>76238432
or on http://www.srf.ch/sport/tennis/grand-slam-turniere/french-open-total-livestreams-von-3-courts-3 for real swiss citizens

>>76238450
she's only a whore for bencic

JOHNSON WON
DARK HORSE CONFIRMED

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Where my Serena at?

Coric butthurt af literally lol

>>76238396
1. In Rome played against Raonic and Isner on CLAY, and the current Djokovic.
2. Verdasco is a former top 10 player, has the potential to cause upsets.
3. Interrupting the match hurt him

That's the angriest racket smashing I've seen.

>steve johnson crying
what a fag

>coric
kek

>>76238464
delete this

>>76238464
BLEACHED

any webm of that coric ending?

Wait what, wasn't Croc leading 3-1 but it's now 5-4?

>>76238433
You do the man a grave injustice discrediting him so. He had a really strong run beating Anderson, Troicki, Fognini, Raonic, Isner and then Djokovic in the finals that sort of run isn't explained by luck.

robredo to win in 5 sets

mark my words

>>76238484
>Anderson
injured servbot known for hardcourts

>Troicki
sure

>Fognini
already used all his bet money on beating murray.

>Raonic
injured servbot who doesn't do shit on clay

>Isner
le tiebreak man who is shit on clay

>Djokovic
saved all his anger on thiem. played like shit in the final


face it. nadal destroyed him 2 weeks prior and chang beat him.

>>76238496
Robredo is the master of coming back from 2 sets down, but he is an old man, can he do it? Maybe if Dimitrov choke
>>76238484
Trociki is very bad. Foginini's wife was literally having cramps while they played

>>76238472
His dad passed away last week and they were gonna do a big Europe trip for the grand slam season. Has his mom, fiance and sister with him.

>>76238501
greetings reddit

>>76238498
anett a cute

PUT IM INNA GOFFIN

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>>76238480

>>76238512
he's been injuried for 1.5 years so probably not : - (

>>76238520
tyvm my stream was shitty

>>76238520
lel

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>>76238464

Even nigga feet
can't compete!

>>76238520
Nice!

>>76238520
kek

>>76238520
literally "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

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based petra. is she the most likable player in wta ?

>>76238513
should i take the finn bait?

>>76238520
FUCK YEAH AMERICA

>>76238555
>That win is for you dad.

>>76238520
Steve Johnson's father passed away just a week ago. So when he wins this you can see that its very emotional for him. Steve said this about his father
> "He taught me pretty much everything I know. Since I can remember, it's always been me and him out there hitting balls, having a blast. It's really been amazing. I wouldn't change anything."

Very sweet ;_; meanwhile Coric is spassing out like a schoolshooter

>>76238556
Make
America
Gay
Again

>>76238553
>Johnson is still coming to terms with the sudden death of his father, Steve Sr., who passed away in his sleep on May 11, at age 58. Steve Jr.’s mother, Michelle, his sister, Alison and his fiancée, Kendall, are in Paris with him, but it’s going to be a while before anything fills that void.

>“My mom and sister had this whole trip planned for years now,” Johnson said. “She graduated college, and they were going to come here and kind of follow me to Queen’s [Club] and then go back...It makes it easier and harder all at the same time to see them.”

>“The last two weeks of tennis hasn’t been about tennis for me.”

>For anyone who has followed the American game over the last 10 years, it’s difficult to imagine Johnson without his father alongside him. Steve Sr., a well-known coach in Southern California for three decades, introduced his son to the sport he loved by having him bat balloons and beach balls around when he was 2 years old. From there, he guided Steve Jr.’s path to USC and onto the pro tour.

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>>76238566
ah so this is why he was crying

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>>76238568

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>>76238464
gO aWAy

>>76238003
are you a nigger or something?

Why can't Muguruza play like this all year?

>>76238575
This is embarrassing. Why are Americans so weak? I didn't even flinch when my dad died at 15.

>>76238571
dark horse confirmed

>>76238549

Was Kvitova the one with that "awkwardly close" relationship with her father?

Best wta match in ages desu

>>76238588
Good ?

>>76238520
holy fuck what an ending for both players

>>76238593
did he make you beg on the streets you gypsy?

>>76238555
>>76238564
>>76238566
>>76238571
>>76238575
im crying now

>>76238520
Absolutely despicable conduct, complete disgrace to the game. That sort of behaviour demands a temporary suspension on top of the punitive fine. These people need to learn.

>>76238598
Yeah, she seems like a female Wawrinka, only shows up once or twice a year.

>>76238604
>>>/reddit/

>>76238596
i'm not sure. lots of players are close with their fathers though - wozzo comes to mind

>>76238604
I know right. Publicly crying just so people give you attention. Johnson should be ashamed.

>>76238496
nah, he'll lose this one

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>>76238631

>>76238575
pretty heartwrenching tee bee aych

Dimitrov is our only hope to defeat the Roid menace.

>>76238602
Not really no, he always said, Why beg when you can just rob American tourists by threatening them with a wooden pencil or a rolled-up newspaper?

you are now aware that masha would win RG had they let her play

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*moonshots your way to the final*

>>76238593
yeah but ur a psycho who never hugs any1

>>76238644
>implying you even knew your real father
gypos truly are the niggers of whites

Who here /steve johnson/ now

Bertens best legs on the wta.

>>76238637
anett a cute

>>76238650
hmmm Muguruza looks really good (hot)

>>76238655
>hugs

reddit is that way ---->

are there any streams for burgers that won't make me create an account or give my credit card informaiton?

>>76238678
goatdee.net

>>76238656
>when american't into banter

>>76238699
she looks sickly

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can't write in the right area

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>>76238699
>>76238706
She looks like Gordon Joseph Levitt

>>76238719
joseph gordon ****

cute ballgirls :3

>>76238724
(((Levitt)))

>>76238706
she just finished a grueling three set match.

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>>76238734

>>76238757
anett looks great tho

>>76238761
this is why spain is based

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Friendly reminder that Haase's coach is a murderer

>>76238773
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>76238734
this made me remember when there was that really cute ballgirl few years back
bet some of you pervs got a pic

Hogenkamp

>>76238765
where is she?

>>76238773
I couldn't think of a more one sided match, who the fuck will watch that?

>>76238777
There were some important updates about millionaire Businessman Koen Everink's death. Mark De Jong, Robin Haase's former coach, would be the murder according to the judges. But in court in Utretch (Netherlands), De Jong denied that he killed Koen Everink, who followed Dutch players on the ATP Tour often and was De Jong and Haase's friend. De Jong, who had a £67.000 debt with Everink, said he was kidnapped in his sister's house, where Everink died.

>>76238797
me

>>76238792
probably the locker room/showers

>Djokovic has to bounce the ball 15 times each serve
jesus just get on with it

>when umpire starts singing nadal's RG victories

Djokovic is back playing mediocre.
>>76238811
I know you're a fanboy but why?

>>76238807
>said he was kidnapped in his sister's house,
wut

>could be the first break in the match for sousa
is this commentator paying attention

ROBREDOOOOOOOO

>>76238823
I'm not a fanboy. I'm just a fan
also, I enjoy watching his tennis 2bh

>>76238829
Whatever floats your boat.

>djokovic is kill

>>76238812
I set it up, you shanked it an nett.

>>76237826
Am I the only one who thinks all spreads are good, just for different occasions?
Cenovis/Marmite is amazing with butter on toast. God-tier honey and butter is unbeatable on actual, good quality artisan breads. Peanut butter and jam is amazing as a sandwich. An amazing strawberry jam is unbeatable with some clotted cream on scones.
I could go on...

>>76238847
djokovic is malfunctioning

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>>76238843
Who wants to watch the best tennis player on clay play on the most important tournament on clay?

>nadal playing on eurosport 2 (non HD)

why is this allowed

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le serb trying not to be serb

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>>76238852
fuck. i missed it again

>>76238866
reeeee

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who /rafa/ here?

How the fuck did Djokovic win the french open if he's this shit at staying on his feet on clay

>>76238876
that muslim fellow

that's it

>>76238865
You won't see him being the best clay player while beating some minor player, he'll play just enough to win.

>>76238881
Last year FO's field was weak as shit.

>>76238882
why would you assume to know, fucking cunts everywhere

>>76238882
i think hes secretly spanish

also me

WTA players dress like sluts

>>76238898
It's to increase ratings.

>tel aviv

>>76238876
>the call that saved la decima