Man who made Ronaldo bust makes a Bale one

A lot better than his Ronaldo one

>>76235355
why can't you people archive shit sites?

http://archive.is/97unU

nice marketing strategy. curious to see his messi job

This is the sculptor's way of saying that Bale is more important to Real Madrid than Ronaldo. A grave (lol) insult to Tsuu.

Better than the real one

not bad for a street sweeper that thought himself sculpture

>1928
>make shitty sculpture
>get no more clients and have to do something else

>2017
>make shitty sculpture
>it becomes an internet meme, the subject is forced to make a funny joke about it, get paid by advertisers to make more shitty busts that people will probably "ironically buy" for tens of thousands

>>76235773

Post-modernism is a bad thing, indeed.

>Man who made Ronaldo bust paid by TOPBANTZLADZ COMPANY PADDYPOWER to make a Bale one FOR THE BANTZ SO EVERYONE CAN KEK HA HA THOSE GUYS AT PADDYPOWER

Literally ladbible/joe.co.uk tier

>Bale sculpture
>Has no legs

Accurate.

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>>76235773
this is his original sculpture doe, evendoe it's not perfect he wasn't the one who fucked up the final product

>>76236637
Still looks off

>>76236664
probably his eyes are too centered but tbqh Ronaldo's smile is pretty weird, he should've made him with a serious look

>>76236726
that hair style doesn't seem to translate well to sculpture

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>>76235355
I didn't realize mid-east kikes used hairgel 2000 years ago.

>>76237085
is just blood from crown of thorns

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Bale, Gareth
>good footballer
>a family man
>good genes
>nice sculpture

Anon from /sp/
>can't kick the ball properly
>no family/kids
>bad genes
>will never have a sculpture

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>>76235355
This is the only Bale bust the world wants