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3rd ODI: England v South Africa at Lord's - May 29, 2017
South Africa won by 7 wickets (with 127 balls remaining)
ICC CHAMPIONS TROPHY WARM-UP MATCHES
Warm-up: India v Bangladesh at The Oval - May 30, 2017
India won by 240 runs
Warm-up: New Zealand v Sri Lanka at Birmingham - May 30, 2017
New Zealand won by 6 wickets (with 23 balls remaining)
Warm-up: Australia v Pakistan at Birmingham - May 29, 2017
No result
Warm-up: India v New Zealand at The Oval - May 28, 2017
India won by 45 runs (D/L method)
hi
*posts in thread*
*farts in thread*
Bryce McGain
*poos in thread*
>>76235838
already been done here mate>>76235758
>>76235231
Not watched cricket in a while.
Can anyone even reverse swing anymore?
>>76236025
Mitch Marsh
>>76236038
Gatecunt is back lads
>>76236038
Is Micth Marsh related to Malcolm Marshall?
>>76236025
Left armers m8
Is Nathan Lyon related to aliens?
Dead community.
>>76236523
o-of course not
>>76236025
mohammed amir m8
>>76236523
genuine improvement
what a fucking mug lyon has
Meme Shit has a weird looking face too
really Starc, Cummins and SOK are the only good looking blokes on the side and Starc's face is ruined by acne scars
factoid: rahul dravid has been clean bowled more than any other batsman in the history of the game
>>76237489
reckon Chris Martin would have been up there
Cricket in Ethiopia.
>>76237534
seems they have literally no team ;(
Cricket in Lebanon.
Reminder /hoc/ is better.
Cricket in the Netherlands/Canada/Argentina again
Cricket in France.
Cricket in Tajikstan.
Cricket in Cambodia.
Cricket in Korea.
Cricket in Wales.
Cricket on North Sentinel island.
Cricket somewhere that it currently isn't.
doing a watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhoHuMgTcas
three years ago I was an autistic neet and now I'm dangerously close to becoming a full fledged normie
convinced an EU cricket team is a great idea
already got an afghanistan side mate
Cricket in Syria.
>>76238017
I reckon assad would have seen a game or two while in england
yes based assad will bring cricket to syria after the war is out the way
HATE all brown skins who dont play cricket. turks, iraqis, iranians, the whole lot of them. what is their endgame?
business idea: IS cricket team
>>76239402
http://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/islamic-state-demands-a-spot-in-2015-cricket-world-cup/
why openers are always left handed but never seem to bat at number 3 ??
>>76239874
Left handers are usually more awkward for the bowlers to bowl to so it gives them a little more staying power to get the shine off the ball. Usually you want a left-right combination to make them constantly adjust though.
And for 3rd I suspect that's mostly coincidence. "da best batsman gotta be turd" meme is probably still a thing and by statistics most are right handed I guess.
just finished my degree lads
>>76240030
congrats mate
the left handed meme in australia is becoming more common since coaches are starting to teach/let right handed kids bat with a left handed stance
>>76240009
yeha i knew that about openers just surprised we havent seen more number 3 lefties as they still have to be good against new ball
redpill me on indoor cricket
>>76236025
Umesh yadav m8
>>76240878
for dutch losers who can't play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLFBIlKj36k&t=2205s
>poo peeland
>>76240030
good job lad
>>76240878
this team is considered to be deadly
There are so many facets to the Google cricket game
>>76247127
Danny looks like he puts out some cerebral medium pace that generates lots of movement off the seam
>>76240878
genuinely annoying that it is not played more in england and indoor football (soccer).
both games we invented and the UK is famous for bad weather.
same as regular cricket but you use a readers ball,tapeball or hard/soft tennis ball inside.
>ywn spend hours discussing the finer aspects of the technique of a left hand opening bat with Daniel
>Daniel will never block Your half volleys
Play the google doodle faggots.
based fucking google lads
those snails really know how to work the ball
snail got me with the slower ball lads
Just made 30 lads. Can you only score 3 and 6?
>>76248544
I've hit fours and singles before
made it to 50 myself
>>76248583
Not bad
>>76235231
How autistic is it to actually buy this to use a DUDE LMAO pipe?
>>76248699
not at all
>>76248699
should get ian botham to smoke it on a youtube video and make mad cash on clickbait.
>>76248583
Just got a 2 myself
>not bundescric
cunt
>>76248830
what type of weed do you think he was smoking?
>>76248699
don't smoke but I'd genuinely love to get one of these
Are >we doing the champions trophy fantasy league
Remember when someone here killed themselves and made Walkie their beneficiary
>>76249503
Only two of us are in it, so it doesn't look that way
>>76251019
Kek I do
He included Poosterbitch too
>tfw my only mate who watches cricket is a frenchman who has only really followed it for nine months and has no idea on the history of the game
I consider everyone that sticks around during winter /cric/ to be my mates
i'm not your mate
I think Ankush killed himself
>>76251033
Well I didn't know about it so you clearly didn't do a good job getting people to join
post the group code
just put 515£ on england today
we are going to win this trophy screen cap this.
>>76252454
in with a genuine chance this year around
Loving the straffo filter on sc lads
fuck I wish I did a faceswap with straffo's picture when that was still on snappy
>>76252415
>doubting basedladesh
>>76252483
like every year
>>76252523
no Allan Donald this time to fuck it up though mate
>>76252454
Please don't choke on semifinals
>Australia's greatest fast bowlers are all of anglo background barring one paddy
>New Zealand's two good fast bowlers were all of anglo background
>South Africa's greatest fast bowler is of anglo background
>England has no good fast bowlers
Why is this
>cricket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkFLdczQUEE
>>76252556
memes>genes
What an anthem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O6XIuF8qnI
>How England went from being jokes to jocks
This scoring overlay is horrendously ugly.
Banglades are getting BTFO
*dabs for an england victory*
KEK bangladesh are fucking SHIT
>>76252779
across all formats
Bangladesh on suicide watch
Are you Aussies getting the same commentators as us or your usual crap?
>>76252824
dunno can't afford foxtel
>>76248976
i love bundescric
>be an asian manlet
>get every bouncer called a wide
>run rate of 1
Banglel
Bangladesh are terrible lads
Kinda funny how bangla fans act like their team is GOAT when they are getting fucked like this
>mub tamim bradman
>muh mustafizur mcgrath
>>76252869
Bangladesh fans are a constant source of amusement
>>76252796
I unironically like it m8
why is the English team so white?
How do we fix Bangladesh
>Englel fielding
This Ball dude resembles Fuckner or is it just me?
btfo
>>76252918
reform east pakistan
>>76252984
>surrounded by pakistan on both sides and china in the north
No pls ;_;
Anyone have a mobile-friendly stream pls?
>>76252981
Was thinking the same desu.
>>76253023
you need free adblocker chrome app
http://cricfree.sc/watch/live/england-vs-bangladesh-live-streaming
get out
anyone wanna fill in for my indoor cricket team tonight lads?
didn't know they were playing in Bangladesh
Stokes going to be bald as a coot in a few years
no more beer snake scenes anymore lads
>>76253199
You in Sydney?
With Woakes out it's going to suck real hard if they can get after Ali.
>>76252984
>losing to scotland
>>76253262
fucking livid at how they're banned in Australia now
literally fuck off
>Bangladesh RR 4.61
>Last 5 ovs 15/1 RR 3.00
12:01
>day off
did a big presentation for my final assessment for a unit today lads
it was fucking shit lads
got torn apart lads
>>76253512
Why you hanging upside down mate? Are you a bat-person?
miss threadcunt
http://i.stuff.co.nz/world/australia/93261881/australian-woman-makes-500km-round-trip-to-visit-closest-kfc
>>76253536
based fucking Mrs Goosey
>>76253501
in England you pay a deposit of a quid for a each plastic pint glass so each snake would now literally be worth hundreds of pounds
/r/cricket is better than /cric/
>mid strength beer is $10
>>76253561
*farts in your face*
>>76253564
Meme Shit shouldn't be allowed to dress himself
>>76253564
tfw no beer at Indian grounds
>>76253587
can't imagine going to the cricket and not getting on the piss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVH4vXgNRmY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5mBShX9fdU
anyone got that montage of shit indian people have said on cricinfo comments
the one with "btw your gf is hot stuff bro"
>>76253593
Hindus can get a touch rapey after a few beers, so I think it's the right decision to not allow any alcohol in public.
>>76253602
>>76253023
Bet365 have an hd stream m8
>>76253602
based bobby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hima6KCQ-yE
cricinfo are doing video highlights of every interesting thing that happens in the game again lads
>le beer drinking aussie
cringe
>>76253534
pretty sure I made 3 of those threads
>>76253658
I made a few threadcunt mockeries myself
pretty sure the actual threadcunt necked himself a while back
Nice to see cricket return to Dhaka
Bangladeshis have actually convinced themselves they have one of the best bowling attacks right now lads
how's that for a kek
>>76253773
It's the equivalent of >us claiming Jimmy and Bread are the best in the world preparing green seamers and running through Sri Lanka etc for less than 100
>we do that sometimes
>>76253794
>Blanderson will overtake McGod's wicket record
basically Bangladesh are garbage
>>76253817
Nope, he's done after the ashes down under
wicket when
>Stokes acting like a cock
Tamim 180* confirmed.
>>76253929
Waiting for the salute to come out desu
>>76253929
what's new?
>it's a le angry red man episode
>not staring at an online scorecard
buncha loosahs
Ball is such a mediocre player
what happened to woakes lads?
>>76254011
2 test match wickets at 114 mate, you take that back.
>>76254037
could be worse
>tfw joe root will never give you some cheeky tweakers from around the wicket
>>76254054
Daniel
autism the overlay Tbh
Ta-meme
Is there anything more pathetic than poopeelians forcing /cric/ threads in the middle of winter?
>>76254050
Miss the Based Boland memes
Mush-fucker
>>76254082
ama
$20 on a double from Tamim lads
Where is Bumble?
>>76254082
nice /nrl/ memes
First day of winter lads and it was a sunny 25 C day
no pyro no party
Quite like the graphics desu
So much more aesthetic than WC 2015
Ball looks like Root's big bro
Ball is so bad
On track for a below par score
How is Ball an international tier bowler when all he bowls are complete shit lines in the middle of the pitch every game
INGERRLAND INGGERERLAND INGGGERRRRLAND
Inshallah Moeen will finish this quickly la hawla wala quwata illa billah
>>76253606
>Hindus
Musalman idiot detected
Yahdikumu Allah wa yuslihu balakum
This is one dire bowling lineup
3rd world sponsors covering the ground
shows you who is watching
>>76254296
Hardys Wine try their best mate
>Trophy starts the moment exams start
>finishes the moment exams finish
Even Wood is bowling like shit
Really a poor start for the """favourites"""
>>76254384
Batting paradise m8.
England will chase this down in 30 overs.
>>76254403
A pitch doesn't make your line shit
haha we're just bowling shit on purpose to give our batters a warm up for New Zealand r-right
class from stokes
>Ball
>>76235231
Red pill me on the Australian pay dispute
>>76254490
CA want to go for set salaries instead of a percentage of revenue, which means domestic wages are getting frozen for the next few years.
pakis out
finally
Bangladesh started to play this match two days ago. It was their strategy to surrender to Indian pacers which will prompt England to pick Ball over Adil. #notKidding
>>76254544
you're getting your wish
Plunkett is the international equivalent of the guy on your club team who just bowls line and length medium pace and always gets wickets.
>>76254594
aka fraud mcgrath
>>76254628
Fuck you
Why the hell is he bowling Ball?
>>76252556
Because English coaching basically stifles anything other than the most generic bowling techniques/actions. If you have a part of your technique that gives you a bit of extra space every coach will try and remodel your action to the textbook one.
>>76254659
yeah read about that with regards to batting on the cricket monthly a while back
apparently english coaches can't handle meme techniques and make sure every batsman looks technically correct, while the rest of the world has their Stephen Cooks, Steve Smiths, Shiv Chanderpauls etc
Is Ball, dare I say it, elite?
>England coming back
>Murray coming back
Englishmen never give up!
Wood is so shit at trying to bowl yorkers.
>>76254739
bring back chris jordan
getting another cup of tea lads
Enjoy your last few deliveries in international cricket Jake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvChjHcABPA
imagine almost bowling a century in ODIs
Plunkett looks like the typical Shoreditch twat.
Plunkgod
>>76254826
How's Benidorm you fucking chav?
>>76254826
Been in some fine form this year though.
>>76254848
>being this much of a SEETHING /cric/ casual
What the fuck is this English attack?
>>76254881
Luring the Bangers into a false sense of security and blowing them the FUCK out with our magic batting order.
>>76254893
With this attack that batting order better be fucking magic.
>>76254893
Also,
>our
Why doesn't he sing the national anthem lads?
Does he hate his country?
>>76254931
singing is for poofs
>>76247998
truly the mo asif of indoor cricket
>>76254931
paddy cunt
Rob Key has more fat in his face than Nasser does in his entire body.
>he imagines himself talking about his views on politics in front of a large audience
>>76255049
I imagine myself being interviewed about cricket on talkback radio
>he imagines himself performing erewhon at his student union bar
>he imagines himself dismissing a techincally fluent right handed batsman lbw after a drs review
>>76255083
vintage meme
hate straffo
love daniel
hate pyjama cricket
love test cricket
love pavement
hate smashing pumpkins
love uganda
hate oman
>>76255181
nothing wrong with the Straff
Lifelong Basedladesh fan since 2016 here, never gave up believing
>>76255196
would love to see saxon and his south australian council estate gang splatter him across the pavement , would love to hear him squeal like the fat pig he is, if im perfectly honest
Nominating Straffo's eulogy for a Pulitzer
>>76255196
Why do people even bother posting these replies to models.
I really just can't wrap my head around it.
>>76255233
What's a tail end
Is Wayne Parnell the most cringe cricket player on Instagram?
Makes me PHYSICALLY ill knowing England are the away team in their home grounds whenever they play brown teams.
>>76255247
>donating money to someone richer than you
>>76255247
fucking hate this guy
nothing wrong with abnormies but seems like like a disgusting kind of self absorbed abnormie. a horrifying mixture of absolute repulsiveness and pride. would love to attack him stupid fat prick
Roy is useless.
>>76255247
kek, she's given up modeling and being a DJ for a career as a Twitch streamer/Snapchat whoore, how fucking lazy can one person be?
What the FUCK is Roy doing?
>>76255300
am supporting bangladesh
>>76255247
>>76255273
Absolute casanova
remind me again why Roy exists?
englel gonna lose lads, sorry their bowling needed to be on point
>>76255336
>>76255338
If Bairstow played there would be too many gingers in the side.
>>76255328
remember that text with the guy asking for a day off, absolute jobsworth prick, never met this guy but i can guarantee he is a grade A smelly fat bellend. stupid retard
>>76255336
>sky sports advertising Hajj pilgrim packages to Mecca
jesus what was roy thinking with that
>>76255371
Oops scoop
>>76255406
>>76255406
>>76255420
Is this guy real or is it some kind of joke account?
the fuck are these shitty tweets itt
>>76255432
real
>>76255382
Almonds: activated.
>>76255438
the ManWithNoName
>>76255406
Tbf he's probably right in that he's never done because I'm sure a girl has never commented on his facebook feed.
>>76255406
intriguingly weird, i can tell this man lacks any kind of empathy and is a thoroughly disgusting person. basically just an ape masquerading as a human that we all have to put up with, voting corbyn to send his kind straight to the gulag
>>76255459
based StraffGOD
wow wow wow, England getting cucked by Big Bangla Cock
>>76254658
wrong sport m8
Roy just makes me mad
Tense geo-political ties between Pakistan and Afghanistan have taken a toll on their cricketing relationship in the aftermath of a bomb attack in Kabul, which killed 90 people and injured nearly 500 more.
The Afghanistan Cricket Board (ACB) reacted first on Wednesday night by announcing it had cancelled friendly matches agreed between the two sides for later this summer. On Thursday, the matter escalated when, in an expanded statement, the ACB placed the blame for the attack on Pakistan, saying no agreement could be "valid in a country where terrorists are housed and provided safe havens".
The Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) issued a response extending its sympathies to the victims of yesterday's attack, but also hitting back at the "baseless allegations levelled by the Afghanistan Cricket Board". And despite the ACB having announced the cancellation, the PCB said the matches were an "informal understanding with ACB last weekend" and were "subject to conducive security conditions in Afghanistan and now stands cancelled because of continuing insecurity and instability there".
suit up
>>76255536
Holy shit lel
the new B&H Switch cigarettes are shite, jesus
>>76255536
IMAGINE
Who /feelbadforstraffo/ here?He's only an SJW because he thinks it will get him laid.
http://en.afghanews.ir/2014/1/3/10503-Afghanistan%20A%20clean-sweep%203%20matches%20series.html
tajikstan are surprisingly ok at cricket, dont know why theyre not playing in WCL as theyre surely good enough
>>76255570
That is every male SJW.
Dear Jimmy
Please can you fix it for me to not have my home nation get humiliated by Bangladesh
Is this game, dare I say it, slipping away from England?
>>76255587
Absolute truth bomb.
>>76255602
Ok, scratch what I said, fuck him.
What is it about brown people that makes them so shit at fielding?
>>76255570
not at all he's a cunt, my dog is a better and more considerate human, look how fucking fat he is, takes a special kind of kind of psycho to pollute everyone's psych with that kind of obesty, he should be killed and fed to the hungry
>>76255300
>>76255273
Reminder that Straffo led based /afl/ to becoming champions of /sp/
>almost 30
>lives with his parents
>works at a call centre
>has to spend 4 hours a day on the train
>no friends
>no gf
>eats McDonalds each day
>spends all his money on capeshit and star wars DVDs
>28 matches
>0 wickets
Bet he gets a four-fer today .
>>76255629
Laziness, poor genes, culture of looking down upon labour-ly work.
>>76255697
>>76255652
fucking hell he's tall as well, that's even worse as it increases his surface area so exponentially, fucking stupid fat cunt, look how low IQ he looks, guess it's for the best, any kind of self-awareness would surely result in suicide
>>76255697
Wow, what a BETA
>>76255629
Because they don't work on fundamentals like fielding much. Their idolises the meme batters and sloggers and the people who bowl 12,000 mph. Everyone wants to be Shoiab Akhtar and stuff and can't be bothered to work on the fundamentals.
>>76255730
they idolise*
>>76255730
Wrong. Check >>76255710 for a more authentic view.
one of the best things about cricket is how a country's culture is reflected in the way they play Tbh
>>76255757
kek i automatically do this and pretty sure everyone else does too
fuck this has been a boring game
.Why do they only use 3 grounds?
>yfw u realize india will never produce a seamer as good as chaminda vaas
really made me think
>live in Mumbai
>never been to Wankhede
What is the experience like when watching the game in a stadium?
>>76255851
apparently curries don't get to drink beer at games so probably not very good
>>76255851
well you gotta wipe your seat and your arse before you sit down
>>76255851
king prawn dansak and pilau rice with a side of sag aloo pls m8
there is literally no better experience than going to a packed ashes test
love yelling shit at the poms and getting shit get yelled back at you
love getting smashed
love the poms singing shitty songs
love making beer snakes
love going to a pub afterwards and talking more shit with the poms
enjoy south african games too.
>>76255892
FEED
>>76255892
jou ma se poes
>one of those games where they just slowly and comfortably win without any discomfort
>>76255935
rude
>icc logo in the middle of the screen
>sky sports logo on the right
Fucking triggers me that cricket broadcasts like these have to cater to people who still don't have widescreen TVs in 2017.
>>76255892
The finest bantz in all of sport
When a match to win The Urn is fought
#hebowlstotheleft
hate duminy
love afrikaaners
hate chop-on dismissals
love a fine nick through to the keeper
love matthew hoggard
hate stuart broad
love the west indies
hate india
>>76255960
>love afrikaaners
my boet
>>76255892
Cricket is dying in white England.
Soon it'll be all wogs m8
>>76255959
tfw no chants
>>76255430
Kek
Based borderline
hate 'notout' umpires
love 'out' umpires
love trent boult
hate tim southee
love lords
hate the oval
love headingly
hate edgbaston
love off dive scoring
hate leg side scoring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULyR7sZ2eqk
love rabada
hate philander
love modest mouse
hate REM
love james anderson
hate glenn mcgrath
love big tits
hate big asses
love herath
hate ashwin
love cricket
hate football
love g & t
hate cider
I remember when Straffposting was a cardinal sin on /cric/ now it's the main event.
Is that why he deleted his BF account?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNoOiScwtzk
love the english
>>76256065
*sips Aspall Premier Cru Cyder*
>>76255960
>>76256025
>>76256065
Reddit tier posts
Cricket is gay
>>76256138
so's your mum
>>76256146
Bhosadiwale goli mar dunga
A hot girl added me on Facebook after we talked after uni today.
How am I supposed to talk to her without being a sperg lads
>>76256174
be yourself
but dont talk over FB ever unless she fancies you
>>76256174
I wouldn't go straight into a facebook convo, get a feel for things in real life first
still I haven't had a gf for two years so what do I know
>>76256197
Yeah I'm talking to her on FB now. Gonna ask her if she wants to catch up next week and "study for the exam"
Yay or nay?
>>76256028
>>76256085
OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. Moving to Straya to attend UNSW, definitely going for the 5th test at SCG
>>76256233
>she wants to catch up next week and "study for the exam"
Thought that only happened with teenagers in TV shows.
>>76256259
She told me she was worried she wouldn't pass mate. Sounds like a pretty good idea to me.
>>76256239
>Full
>Us
>Fuck off
Pick 3
>>76256174
donate to her Patreon lad, gets chicks wet af
>>76256272
nice meme
>>76256233
be casual and post some pics
>>76256277
Its not working on this train wifi mate, should I wait until I get home or keep trying?
>>76256285
Of my penis? To her inbox?
love depression
hate anxiety
love the internet
hate television
love kane williamson
hate joe root
love mo yousuf
hate younis khan
love red wine
hate white wine
love close boarder lefties
hate open boarder lefties
love sehwag
hate cook
>>76256311
no post her inbox
>>76256102
reddit tier nationality
shocking game
>>76256328
I'll post a load of semen in her box if you get what I'm hinting at
>>76256330
Don't forget to vote Corbyn, Achmed
>>76256272
>Got my visa already.
>Tickets booked
>Uni starts next month
Try and stop me cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssxffJHO4HE
best chant
who the fuck is Warne's commentator partner
Not talking at all even when Warne prompts him for an answer.
love peep show
hate sienfeld
love self depreciative people
hate self referantial people
hate islam
love sikhs
love amateur porn
hate pro porn
love rollies
hate straights
love hypochondria
hate autism
love wales
hate scotland
love portugal
hate spain
love ben stokes
hate moeen ali
love sydney
hate melbourne
love south australia
hate western australia
love bulawayo
hate harare
love hove
hate brighton
>>76256380
t. anti-semite
>>76256355
>all indian students disappeared after 1st year on my course
They were all cheaters/plagiarisers though. Wonder if they got kicked out or just failed.
>>76256398
get a lot of chinese that just quit and become taxi drivers here
feel a bit bad actually
terrible game
I like to travel around rural South African towns on Google Street view and imagine what it's like being a racist Boer who lives in fear of his family being killed by niggers.
Its kind of therapeutic desu
>>76256415
Chinese here tend to either be really good or really bad. Then again I might confuse HKers/Singapore ones with them.
Problem here with our international fees pretty much every international student is from some rich family and is probably trying to game it in some way. A chinese girl got a year-long industry placement on the back of a group project (developed system) that she didn't even contribute to, even asked me to explain it to her before her interview.
I remember in 1st year some arab students came rolling in with a sports car into the halls of residence (dorms). Look like complete dicks obviously to any white guy but arabs/pakis really love their flashy cars.
>>76256398
Probably kicked out. Majority of Indians are good at rote learning and lack creativity.
love rahane
hate kohli
love kemar roach
hate ishant sharma
love johnny bairstow
hate roy
love sam curran
hate tom curran
love mo amir
hate mitchell starc
love spring
hate summer
love assad
hate trump
love palestine
hate israel
love coffee
hate tea
love tennis
hate golf
love snooker
hate pool
love fanny
hate arsehole
love hamilton masakadz
hate tino mawoyo
love marlon samuels
hate ross taylor
love angelo matthews
hate ian bell
love the dark third
hate pure reason revolution
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>>76256495
It wasn't funny to start with.
I fucking hate Indians. I work at a servo and all those cunts are fucking snakes. Lazy as fuck and talk shit about you behind your back to the other curry munchers there.
I get that these guys are from rich families and are probably used to treating others like shit but these guys take it to another level. Can't stand the fucks
loving saxon's return to /cric/
>no Bumble comentating
fell like pure shit just want harsha bogle back
remember when spinners could actually spin the ball
love emily sears
love laura lux
hate shane warne
love essendon
hate 4chan
love mcdonalds
love crowley
love wattle glen
hate trump
love photography
hate trains
love being first
love twitter
hate hawthorn
love india
love baths
hate showers
love indian take-out
hate chinese
love tasmania
hate victoria
love the tasmanian tiger
hate the dodo
live tigers
hate lions
love michael holding
hate ian botham
love bowling first
hate batting first
love bogota
hate medellin
love mitchell johnson
hate morne morkel
love japan
hate korea
love ausgods
hate british posters
love ibuprofen
hate paracetemol
love IRA
hate ISIS
love steyning
hate billingshurst
love clubs
hate pubs
love cocaine
hate MDMA
love mo asif
hate shaun pollock
love small dogs
hate big dogs
love the beach
hate the woods
>>76256601
great post
>>76256602
Please stop.
>>76256601
At least this one was a reference.
>>76256600
graeme swann is literally the biggest spinner of the ball ever
kek hales chokes again
>>76256600
>>76256635
fuck off britfag youre not welcome here
genuinely think Morgan has the best tactical mind of any captain right now
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e7yxeCXvJ9
>BRITS OUT OF /CRIC/
next 2 games are gonna be extra spicy guys
>>76256509
>Lazy as fuck and talk shit about you behind your back to the other curry munchers there
One of the reasons why I have very few friends here.
>>76255960
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>>76256065
>>76256318
>>76256380
>>76256495
>>76256602
>>76256687
>>76256707
autism
>steve smith would literally clip this ball away for 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYT6HaV15mo
why live lads?
/cric/ is just complete and utter shit
its not even clever shitposting, its just literal diarrhoea
>>76256753
get fucked casual
reminder i know more about test cricket you, reminder i know more about test cricket than anybody else in england, have some respect
>>76256788
Why aren't you managing England then you traitorous cretin
>>76256785
I prefer Australian shitposting. At least it has some semblance of being topic and humorous.
>>76256847
Daniel was from New Zealand.
>>76256785
fuck off daniel
i run /cric/ now and theres nothing your sorry ass can do about it
>>76256825
because my heart lies with umpiring
England gonna lose
>>76256849
i prefer you to keep quiet
>>76256865
>deleting and remaking your post
>>76256847
not an argument
SHIT GAME
>>76256881
>being a dumb casual
listen Sam, don't (you) me again unless you it's a post regarding the fine nuances of SLA bowlers to right handed batsmen, you fucking dumb shit
is this the biggest ground in England?
>>76256509
>indian student
>literally knows every single website that helps them plagiarise work. Sites where you can copy paste articles and it automatically rewords them so they avoid the plagiarism detection systems.
>literally just does that for any piece of work without any thought
>has his own apartment (paid for by parents I'm sure) and attempts to host parties in it
>gets kicked out at the end of 1st year
I don't even understand. International fees are well over £20K/year too. Plus with apartment and living he probably wasted over £35K of his parents money and he didn't even bother putting a single piece of thought into his course. CAn you even imagine wasting £35K+ of your parents money and not even giving a single piece of effort.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPvhKV3Yg2k
summer started today lads imo, any cool plans anyone?
>>76256935
Spoiled rich brat lads. They literally give $200k - $1 mill in donations for a seat in Medical colleges here.
really feels good to go to a university with absolutely no prestige that doesn't take any international students
grounded
summer babe
in the mouth a desert
gold soundz
type slowly
fillmore jive
starlings of the slipstream
GOATwards
stop breathing
gold soundz
First 450 in ODIs this tournament?
First 500?
>>76257000
My undergrad course was unironically 1/3 international 1/3 EU and 1/3 UK.
Applied for a masters recently. There's lots of courses that were closed to UK students but still open for international, just so they could get those juicy higher fees from them. Although they pretend it's for a "diverse rich atmosphere."
fuck this garbage game I'm going to bed
>>76257069
that's what most unis do here too, they gouge the fuck out of chinks to keep afloat and don't really care about Australians since the government caps fees.
I went to a private, non-for-profit uni though, so I paid a bit more but managed to avoid a lot of those problems
>>76256935
Indian education = Worst education
I've had better discussions on /sci/.
Cheating cunt
Cheating bastard
hmm
what a cheating cunt
Should lose runs for frivolous appeals desu
hate limited overs cricket
>>76257108
99% of unis here are public. There's like 1 private one and it's pretty average if I recall. Sadly international higher education is seen as an "industry" here nowadays by the government, and helping to subsidise fees for home students. So it'll only get worse probably. I do think it's a bit shitty that places get closed to home students in favour of international ones at a university within their own country.
>>76257217
All cricket is limited overs dude you can't just bat forever lmao
>>76257069
where did you do your undergrad course mate and what was in?
>>76257223
Uni I went to is in the to 5 for medical research, but the undergrad med course is international students only it really activates the almonds
lol bangladesh are terrible at cricket! haha
>>76257348
you a doctor senpai? got a few questions if you have a minute
>>76257348
They just want a rich, diverse atmosphere on the campus.
>>76257432
Nope just giving an example of the dodgy shit that goes on
>>76257438
There's so many chinks so that's something I guess
>some of them even wore gas masks around
>You're not singing anymore
It'd be great if poos could even comprehend banter.
>>76257461
Yeah chinks are absolutely everywhere in higher education nowadays. It's even spreading to younger ages. I checked out my old primary school recently and they literally have a chinese page for chinese overseas students now.
>some of them even wore gas masks around
Yeah they do that when they get a cold, even though I'm pretty sure it's proven to be useless. One even asked me once where they could buy some masks when she had a cold.
Why is Wales so cuck ? Don't even have their name in the team.
>Bairstow doing sudoku
sehwag
smith
ponting
lara
kallis
shiv
de kock
amir
asif
steyn
muralitharan
I love toasted bacon and cheese sandwiches
I hate everyone who doesn't
>>76257645
A lot wrong with that list.
>>76257704
couldn't you be more of an Islamophobe? :/
>>76257706
such as, Sam?
i'll have you be reminded of the kind of advanced electrical brain matter calculations that has gone into choosing that team, that is literally your moneyball team, your elite gun XI, the team you would pick to represent earth, if you think you can do better than let me know how and why
reminder i am literally the evariste galois of cricket punditry
>hey Jew
Jesus Christ raimi
>Root already has more ODI hundreds than KP
Different era?
>>76257825
KP was inconsistent and banked on his fewer but more flashy hundreds to keep him in.
>>76257825
>kohli is only 3 hundreds behind from ponting
when did that happen?
>>76257901
Ponting wasn't anything special later in his career.
Or maybe I'm English-centric and he never really did much vs England in it anyway.
>>76257917
nigga played 375 matches , should've scroed more.
Eoin Morgan just smacking it with 8 to go.
Unselfish player innit.
>>76257917
Ponting also played in the 90s which is when bowlers were still on top. Almost all the leading wicket-takers in ODIs played 90s era.
literally who do you reckon would win in a first class match at lords, the EU (excluding england obviously as we're leaving( thank fuck) and ireland) or ISIS?
>>76257965
ponting is literally the most perfect number 3 bat ever, i doubt he will ever be surpassed #truthies
>>76257753
couldn't Islam be less of itself?
>>76257917
bowling was objectively tons better in the 90s, but you are right ponting faded away a lot at the end. think he wanted to stay around to try and add experience because the australia team at the end of his career was pretty poor, and ruined his own legacy by doing so. should have retired 1 year at least earlier than he did.
literally cant wait for the EU cricket team, will be a cricketing superpower by 2040, only bangadesh will challenge them
>Poostralia vs Poopeeland banter tomorrow
My body is ready.
just befriended some bangaldeshi cricket fans on facebook, cant wait to discuss all the ins and outs of bangladeshi domestic cricket and rising stars with him
peace
>>76258078
just wait for India vs Pakistan at 4 lad ;^)
currently having a very in depth discussion about mustafizur rahman
lads he just asked me what my willy looks like
>>76258234
show the pic of david willy
>>76258173
Nothing like watching 'Mauka Mauka' ads to get hyped up
rate my new penpal
>>76258305
looks 15 lad
>>76258340
he understands cricket thats what matters
t b h he speaks terrible english
>>76258305
>pink shirt
>chinless wonder
>15 year old facial hair
>doesnt poo in the loo
>thinks indian cricket post 2010 isnt a meme
atleast he can sort your router out
tell him what?
>>76258530
tell him you worship kek then send him one of those youtube videos
this other absolute mental bangladeshi is liking every single one of my fb pics
>>76258605
he'll send friend request to every girl in your friend list.
>>76258605
he's gay
absolutely adore my banladeshi friends
dropping some truthies lads
>>76258924
tell him
তোর পুটকি দিয়া ব্যাট ঢুকামু মাদারচোদ
copy paste if you have to
well jelly t b h
>>76258999
kk done have absolutely no idea what it says but i better not lose a banlabro friend over this man
>>76259064
if he's mad, at least you'll know he's not gay that's for sure
>>76259064
also post reaction
he just fucking blocked me, what the fuck did that say you cunt?
>>76259109
yup he's definitely gay
>>76259149
lol fuk u, not like i have an excess of friends
nothing quite like a valium and a few beers lads
wow, he is very handsome! :3
I pioneered the love hate meme in /brit/
AMA
these bangers ain't that bad
Is Liam Plunkett elite?
>>76260616
তোর পুটকি দিয়া ব্যাট ঢুকামু মাদারচোদ?
>>76262529
nope
>>76262570
new thread lads, see you there