/hoc/

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gonna look good in a devils sweater

>>76234642
rags

>>76234662
It's a shame his groin is already done for

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hi where is cups :D

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How do we stop this menace?

I love the Finns lads

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If the Canucks were in the Finals, they would sweep the Pens/Preds in 6 games or less.

It's just not fair.

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https://youtu.be/9U3hhIyfP3E

>>76234686
gayyyyyyyyy

huge game tonight boys

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fins aren't welcome itt

>>76234681

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WvReuX676k

>>76234686
Same tbH

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>>76234683
You don't.

Why did Scott Stevens quit? Did Lindros put Lou Gehrig's in his Gatorade©?

>>76235675
Post-concussion syndrome
And he was almost 39 when he retired, which is pretty old

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>>76235915
He quit coaching, try to keep up

>>76236006
Oh right I feel dumb now

Why do players like Brodeur or Yzerman now work for different teams despite being loyal to a single franchise anyway?

>>76236041
Also he apparently resigned because he wanted to focus on his family

>>76236041
Ya because he is dying. Who the fuck says "I want to spend more time in New Jersey".

>>76234681
>>76234701
i hate the preddit and the preddit fans and the preddit "fans" with all of my hockey heart and hockey soul, but i unironically feel quite bad for big Pekka when he doesn't do well. the man is godlike and deserves glory, shame he's with the preddit always and forever

>>76234662
>debbies fan hoping for 2nd best

What did he mean by this?

Preds will win the covfefe

>>76234642
>russian colours
>finnish logo

Is this the endgame of terrible hockey?

Predators in 7
Penguins blow a 3-1 lead

>day off on a wednesday
>no hockey for 11 bongs and 5 bings

im bored as fuck already, how do you neets do this daily?

>there is a full day in between each game
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me

>>76238551
>theres a full week between each NFL game
>its been a week since the last apehoop game

Back to boreball for you.

>>76238610
is someone going to reply seriously to that every single time it's posted?

>>76238551
>>76238610
>cycling confirmed for the realest sport
>21 stages in 23 days
>a total of around 3 500 km (2 200 amerimiles)

>>76234683
Hope they play like shit the rest of the series

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*blocks 7 of your shots*

Is Nashville the first team from the West in the salary cap era where the tickets arent being bought with governement handouts?

Is Nashville a poverty city like the rest?

>>76239103
interesting, Pittsburgh's average income is $54k and Nashville's is $47k. That's 15% higher for Pittsburgh

>>76239123
I really just dont know nashville much. Its a forgettable city and team

>>76239149
at the last census in 2013 average income was $53k and it's estimated to be $55k now. so nashville is well below and Pittsburgh is average for a reference.

also they have the same percentage of negroes at 27% so that isn't an excuse

>>76239103
San jose is one of the richest cities in the country.

>>76239189
fake news. the east has nigs that bring the average income down but California has illegal spics that don't bring it down because they're illegal and don't count

>>76239209
>spics
>in the bay area

They all hang out in analslime

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>>76239230
>In San Jose, 33.1% of people are of Hispanic or Latino origin.

also news, looks like horny, dumo, and schultz are the most banged up. horny and schultz missed games so no big surprise

>trashville predditors

>ESPN website
>2 articles on subban
>3 articles about Nashville
>1 article about Crosby not being defended in game 1 and that its a good strategy

Fuck that place can't die any faster

>>76238366
find a crippling addiction like Vidya games or heroin

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Pekka won't be that bad again r-right guys?

>>76239103
Nashville is booming right now. Property values are driving all the poorfags to the burbs.

2017-18 Penguins

>Sheary-Crosby-Guentzel
>Ovechkin-Malkin-Kessel
>Aston-Reese-Duchene-Rust
>Hagelin-Sundqvist-Hornqvist

>Letang-Dumoulin
>Cole-Schultz
>Maatta-Ruhwedel

>Murray
>Jarry

>>76239450
Jarry wont be backup. He'll be in AHL still.

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>>76239423
Nah senpai, inb4 5-1 Preds tonight

WITH A FINN YOU _________
WITH MULTIPLE FINNS YOU _________

>>76239485
>win
>ebin win :DDDDD

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What did he mean by this?

>>76239485
>win
>achieve decisive victory over the russians

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>tfw to intelligent too support the pongs

>>76239480
>>76239423
Rinne is going to bring his illustrious record against the pongs to 1-6 tonight

He already has a win

>>76239485
With finn you win
With multiple finns you let 4/11 in

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no hags tonight

>>76239593
Fuck they need haggods speed

>>76239593
fugg
hard to question sullivan at this point but i'd be fine not seeing wilson this game

Which team has more promising future, Devils or Stars?

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game 1 was Murray's birthday and today is Malkin's kids birthday

>>76239881
neither

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I think we all know who's the one receiving it after this supper

https://twitter.com/TitanSports365/status/869763631726178304/photo/1

>>76239881
Stars

>>76239881
devils for sure
stars are full of locker room cancer and >finnish goaltending

>catfish guy cleared of charges

told you, he literally did nothing wrong

>>76240014
he's a retard that doesn't even know when to throw it on the ice. it's his first month watching hockey so I don't blame him

>>76239883
Murrays birthday is may 25th you mong

>>76240014
>needing the DA to pull your ass from the fire
guess all the courts time is better spent prosecuting blacks for small time drug charges

Pens win 3-0 tonight. Murray with the shutout and EN goal.

>>76240067
I meant game 7 :(

>>76240085
Are you saying throwing >a fucking fish on the ice is a good use of the courts' time?

>>76240155
it is if you want to stop other fucking retards from doing the same

>>76240067
>tfw you were born on the same day and year as Matt Murray

Honestly wouldn't be surprised to see Fleury at some point in this series. There were 2 or 3 times in the 3rd period alone when Nashville took a run at Murray. Seems to be what they do. Those bird bro feels.

friendly reminder that the predditors had NO FANS before last April

>>76240185
Hi Matt. Play good tonight!

Bertuzzi did nothing wrong. Moore had it coming

Nashville wins the series if they win tonight

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biweekly reminder that 12 months from now this man is gonna bring one back for da 'bus

reminder /hoc/ belongs here

>>>/asp/

>>76240540
Didn't realize the cup final is a 2 game series

scott stevens was a dirty talentless goon faggot

Is today Laugh at the Canucks Day?

>>76240566
casual

>>76240591
Every day is

>>76240540
Murray has literally never lost 2 NHL playoff games in a row.

Nashville has zero chance of winning stan lee

>>76240625
First time for everything

>>76240625
Preds literally never lost a playoff game at home this season

>>76240653
They when subban own goaled in OT

The penguins are the bad guys

>>76240620
Saved me the trouble of having to type that myself. :)

>>76240662
Oh shit I forgot about thay

>>76239450
I know this isn't ment to be serious but no Sprong? Also good chance Connor Hall cracks the lineup.

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/perds/ win in 3

Pens fans gonna be racist tonight again and only boo the black guy?

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>>76240720
fuck off jew

>>76234642
>Tfw she turns to you on the bench
>she looks you in the eyes
>squirts water into her mouth
>then whispers "puck me daddy"


8===========D

>>76240720

Subban gets boo'd because he stomped on Staal's skate in the 2010 playoffs.

>>76240653
Rinne literally has never won in Pittsburgh.

>>76240747
That's because 97% of Fins are autistic, making it easy for the crowd to get in Pegga's head

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About to put some gumbo on lads, should be ready just in time for the game. Unfortunately I don't have any shrimp like I thought, so I'll have to settle for chicken and sausage.

Very exciting.

my dad was asking why everyone was talking about "pacaredy" and i asked him if he meant pacioretty and he said "no the goalkeeper" and i realized he was trying to say Pekka Rinne the way he heard it on the radio at work

why is the ontario accent just mispronouncing things

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>>76240653
>havent lost at home

Sorry sweetie. Preds have no meme magic to combat Murray

>>76240828
This game was a meme

>>76240837

The Predditor's entire postseason has been a meme.

>>76240865
>sweeping the blackhawks is a meme
""ok""

>>76240884
you can't even skate fat fuck

>>76240896
Neither can you faggot

>>76240913
I'm not a fat redneck that started watching hockey 5 weeks ago. fuck off nigger lover

>>76240884
>le ebin powerhouse blackhawks

2015 was two years ago buddy. Cocks are a shadow of their former selves

>>76240917
You fuck off back to /pol/

>>76240940
>3rd best record in the entire league from a western conference team
Basically the best team in the league

>>76240941
>predditor newfag wants a safe space
you can't skate and you don't know how to play hockey faggot

>>76240952
so you admit you have never watched hockey before got it

>>76240913

>tfw from Pittsburgh
>tfw can skate

Feels good to grow up in a place that has winter, isn't poor, and cares about hockey.

>>76240953
>you have to play a sport to understand it!
fuck off
>>76240963
Stop being an idiot. Bet you enjoyed the pengs getting swept by tbe blackhawks getting slaughtered both games

>>76240952
>he fell for the west is better meme

Lmao, once again, 2015 was 2 years ago buddy. West isn't even more physical than the east at this point

>>76240952

>Western Conference

Lmfao, it's shit. Friendly reminder there are literally 2 fewer teams in the Western conference than Eastern.

>>76241013
fat fuck can't skate can't play likes reddit is a faggot

>>76241021
Uh pretty clear the west is better or did you not watch game 1
>>76241027
You too

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hmmm

>>76241040
impressive trolling. now kill yourself

>>76241030
Very hilarious and original post faggot

>>76241045
You're mentally challenged if you think the east is better. Look at the conference records vs eachother

>>76241027
>west
>nashville
Bettman needs a map and compass to remake the districts

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>>76240884
>sweeping a D core whos best player under 30 is TVR

>>76241040
>west is better
>lost

Guess the sharks are the best team in the league for losing to the pens last year lmao

>>76241065
you've never watched hockey you fat mouth breathing faggot. I'm sure your friends on reddit agree with you because they're afraid to scare off a nigger that actually watches hockey but you're wrong

>>76241071
Still better than the pens d core

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>big bad west is literally less physical than the most "pussy" team in the league

>>76241078
>>76241074
>stats literally back up the fact that the western conference is better
>"HURRRRRRR NO ITS NOT FAGIT"
Fucking insanity

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>tfw in the metro division and no one can say shit

>>76241069

Yeah it's fucking stupid, but then there would be like 18 teams in the east and 13 in the west (as of the start of the 2017-2018 season).

>>76241100
You wouldn't understand because you don't watch the games. keep playing video games loser. 4 teams in the metro are better than any team in the west

>>76241101
Soft as fuck east schedule

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Can't wait for /hoc/ to cry themselves to sleep tonight when it's 2-0

>>76241130
It's gonna be 5-0 preds tonight fag. Not even your refs can save you this time

>>76241100
The two teams with the best record play in the east though.... In fact the west is so shit some 8 seed meme'd their way to a cup. Literally every series in the east except one was close

>>76241143
The top 2 are only top 2 because they play in the east

>>76241139
Whatever you say babe

>>76241150
Dumb nigger

>>76241139
The predators literally got 14 SOG in the 37 minutes of penguins getting no shots off

Thats not even a sog every 2 minutes. Nashville's offense is fucking garbage


Never mind the fact that 2 of Nashville's goals last game came off PP's LOL

4-2 penguins

>>76241115
I actually concede this if nothing else than for travel difference for western teams.

>>76241162
So you think the washington capitals are better than the chicago blackhawks? Unironically? Like, this id mindblowing to me that someone can believe this

>>76241179
They didnt get swept by some .500 team that's for fuck sure

>>76241179
Are you literally shaking you nigger

>>76241179
Give the caps a good goalie and they go 16-2 in the stanley cup playoffs. Their only problem is their goalie is incredibly overrated

>>76241195
>>76241198
>>76241210
I've seen all I need to see. You guys are fucking morons holy shit

>>76241222
Trips confirm

>>76241222
>gets blown out
>y-y-y-you guys are morons!
pottery

>>76241222
nigger

>>76241252
Edgy

>>76241079
What does that have to do with anything?

Outside of Kane and Sharp/Panarin the Hawks have never had many offencive players. They won the cups on defence. Their defence is gassed old men now come playoff time

>>76241222
Good argument.

>muh blackcocks boogeyman
>haven't sniffed a final in two years
>T-THEYRE SUPER POWERFUL!!
>literally get swept by an 8 seed
>T-THE WEST IS THAT GOOD!!
>literally lose a game while massively outshooting your opponent

So this.... Is the power..... Of the western conference.....

>>76241222

You're fucking delusional holy shit lmfao.

The cuckhawks got swept by a .500 team that shouldn't have even been in the playoffs (making it off the back if loser points), and wouldn't have been in the east. The minimum points required to make the playoffs was higher in the east than west, and 3 (three) eastern teams had as many or more points than any Western team.

Fuck off retard.

>>76241257
Truth hurts nigger

>>76241100
What stats? East won more intraconference gamee this season. You living in 2014?

>>76241269
You really expect a predditor fan to know anything about hockey past last week?

>>76241139
>even amount of penalties
>could've called a double minor when rust got high sticked and was bleeding
>still only managed 14 sog in 37min when the pens looked at their worst all year

>nOt EvEn ThE rEfS cAn SaVe YoU tHiS tImE

Fuck off bitch ass fuck boy and go back to eating ass behind Taco Bell. Preds are getting exposed.

Subban is not a nigger. He's well spoken and nice (off the ice)

>>76241300
>Forsberg dives
>Nashville scores

>Cole gets phantom roughing call
>Nashville scores

>"HURR DURR THEY CALLED OUR OFFSIDE GOAL OFF! REFPUCK!"

Pens haters are eternally butthurt. Its been the same all playoffs

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hmm

>>76241319
Much different than your moms new boyfriend isn't it

>>76241300
>>nOt EvEn ThE rEfS cAn SaVe YoU tHiS tImE
reddit

>>76241300
Dumb nigger

>>76241331
>>76241337
Both wrong. You two can go back sucking dick behind a church and calling it soul food now.

>>76241395
>nOt EvEn ThE rEfS cAn SaVe YoU tHiS tImE
nah that's very reddit of you nigger. stay there

>>76241395
t. reddit

Stop talking about reddit for fucks sake

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>methot was ottawa's best player outside of karlsson and booby
>ottawa will lose him in the expansion draft
>all so they can protect shitty ceci

Ottawa deserves all the pain and suffering they get

>>76241503

Those who post anime deserve the worst suffering

>>76241407
>>76241410
>reddit

That literally the best you two got? You two gotta be burning your hairline back with that sick burn. Hot breath ass bitches your breath smells like a god damn hotplate. Get your pancake hairline having ass outa here.

>>76241503
>implying Vegas will want some 30 year old dman who was the 2nd best on a shit team

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>>76241538
Good thing vidya is not anime

>>76240625
if it wasn't for the freak own-goal and early refpucking the pengs would have lost game 1

>>76241569
if it wasn't for the late refpucking and the lucky bounces the predditors would've lost game 1

>>76241583
>>76241569

If it wasn't for the pred's lack of offence and their shitty meme goalie they might have taken game 1 to overtime.

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>>76241538
>mad
>at Okinawan cartoons

@76241562
stop posting worst anal slut you fucking faggot

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>>76241619

>>76234662
Is this McLewd?

>>76241503
you're gonna lose dzingel ya moron

>>76241629
>>76241562
At least post the qt with fluffy hair

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>>76241662
Dzingel isn't good enough

>>76241664
Sure

>>76241745
The girl on the left looks like a rapist

>>76241569
>freak own goal
>rinnes stupid enough to play a puck to the front of the net against a team known for crashing the net

Kek

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>2nd round pick for a first round exit

>>76241976
thats a win

>>76241821
he played it to the side it just didn't get very far before he got ekholmed

>>76241976
>making bank for firing torts
benning is a fucking tactical genius
us mortals cant even comprehend the chess moves hes making

The lack of Finland today is both worrying me and making me slightly erect

>>76242030
no he didn't you fat fuck

>>76242038

>overpay with all of your good assets for shit
>overpay shit free agents
>keep Henrik and Daniel instead of trading them, dealing with what's left of the team and blowing it up for a full rebuild like he should have last year

Yeah, nah, he's a fucking dingus.

>>76242059
C'mon, be nice

Watcha listenin' to /hoc/? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUpGoM0L1Ik

>>76242076
you must be literally retarded

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Good afternoon, everyone.

How's everyone feeling today, on this beautiful "Penguins Go Up By 2 Games" day?

USNTDP/NCAA and European pro model is better for developing goaltenders than the CHL.

If Canada's goalies were just a bit better they would've won gold at the WJC

>>76242144

Had the day off, semi drunk already

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>perds and pongs in SCF
>/hoc/ is shitty and kill
makes sense

>>76242254

Pittsburgh fans are white and at work or college; Nashville has no fans. Makes sense.

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>>76242254
you make bad posts

>>76242275
>the leaf behind every shitpost

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>>76242275
Can you do me?

>>76242302
reddit.com

>>76242275
E X P O S E D
X
P
O
S
E
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>>76242309
pls im asking nicely :3

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>>76242144
feeling bretty gud pingoman

excited for the equalizer game tonight

>>76242275
Stalker weirdo

>>76242275
>taking time out of your day to search my post history
O B S E S S E D

>>76242330
Lurk more

>>76242356
pls

me + hockey = true

>>76242350
an image hash search takes literally 5 seconds

>>76242350
He's probably unemployed and has more time than what he knows what to do with

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>>76242359
No fuck you. Here's this other picture instead

>>76242346
>equalizer game
i mean, it's one thing to be hopeful as a fan, but sometimes you just gotta be a realist man

>>76242030
>played it to the side
>ekholm skating down the middle of the ice

He played it out front because hes trash. That goal was 100% his own fault

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Which D pairing is the best in this Stan Lee Cup Finals matchup?

>>76242459
subban ellis why is this a question?

HOCKEY FANS ARE CLASSY PEO-

https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/3nagcc/if_the_canucks_dont_make_the_playoffs_this_year_i/

>>76242471
you have to go back

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>>76242471
>he unironically links to reddit

>>76242469
To promote and encourage hokkei discussion and contrarian opinions.

>>76242275
>>76242302

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>>76242471
>reddit link

You don't belong here, pal

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>>76242469
>>76242511
fair enough, but it's really just a fact. i'm saying this despite the fact i hate the preddit with an angsty teenager's passion

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>>76242480
>>76242493
>>76242536
>these neets pretending they dont have a reddit tab open at the moment

>>76242549
reddit is blocked at my workplace
4chan is not

check mate

>>76242549
dumb frog poster

Hey is /hoc/ so obsessed with Reddit?

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Will we see Saros in net anytime this series?

>>76242647
what anime?

>>76242673
Batman:Assault on Arkham

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>#Hawks would allow VGK to take D Trevor van Riemsdyk in draft, on consideration that @GoldenKnights also take Marcus Kruger in trade. #TSN

>vegas' first move is going to be a disaster

>>76242647
not unless big pecker has another 5-goal meltdown, which i kind of wish would happen. something tells me he'd smash more than just the stick this time, seeing as it's the final

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WvReuX676k

>>76242715
>capeshit
and my dick lost all interest

Bracco for Josi straight up who says no

>>76242912
no one wants laffer manlets

>>76242876
Your loss, bud.

>>76242873
Oh man I forgot that Rinne lost it after that goal. I'd like to see Rinne go ballistic again.

>>76242937
Leading Memorial cup points leaders: Bracco, Crosby, Benn

ELITE
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>>76242873
you already posted this in the beginning of the thread you retarted redditor

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Pic related will never win anything led by a manlet (Atkinson). They should trade him for a real player

>>76242996
>>76242996
>/hoc/ is one person

>>76243033
shut the fuck up faggot

>>76236209
your mom when she comes visiting OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP

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>>76242993
:thinking:

>>76243039
mom only made 3 tendies today instead of the usual 5?

>>76238775
if i took that mask off would he die?

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>>76242413
I'll become a realist after the series is over. I haven't waited this long to be nihilistic during the SCF. The only thing I can concede at the moment is that I wish the Preds starting line was intact. It pains me to see them without Johanssen

>>76243073
No juice box either.

>>76243063
Is Strome an NHL-caliber guy yet?

>>76243120
>90kg on a 191cm frame
i would be hesitant, especially since hes on a team with nobodies

Move the Canes to QC or Seattle?

>>76243193
don't move them at all, canes are based
florida to halifax

what causes people to unironically become leafs fans ? Will there ever be a cure ?

>>76243223
>what causes people to unironically become leafs fans
masochism
>Will there ever be a cure ?
suicide

>>76243218
Florida should stay

>>76243256
no

>>76243002
Don't lose faith, Ted.

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>Pongs gonna cuck DC out of Oshie

>3 finnish posts in this thread
>last one was made 4.5 hours ago
What do they mean by this?

>>76243339
stop talking about them you fucking faggot this is a good thread because there not here

:DD

>>76243349
Finn lives matter

>>76243365
:DD

>>76243369
why does your country do everything in their power to downplay finland's significance then?

How well would the Ukrainian national team do in the SHL?

>>76243381
Bror

>>76243388
That's just what a thousand year old sibling banter looks like

>>76243403
Bror min

>>76243390
Relegation, tbf.

>>76243388
It's their national pastime

Eating some rye bread

take a shot for every one of rinne's saves tonight and you won't even be drunk

>>76243423
Is Ukraine that bad or the SHL that deep?

>>76243442
how is it?

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>>76243470
1. NHL
2. KHL
3. SHL
tbf

Also see pic related. Ukraine is quite shit.

>>76243489
Wow. Zero players playing in major European leagues or AHL is not a good sign

>red jofa

disgusting to be desu

Is Mike Fisher the worst captain in the NHL?

>>76243554
Yeah, they are not doing good at the moment

>>76243564
nope, Ovechkin

>>76242602
That too me looks like a smuk pickle

>>76243564
Worst player maybe, Ovechkin and McBabby are worse leaders.

>>76243256
a place that never gets below 32°, 0° in syrup talk, should not have a hokkie team
Nashville really shouldn't have one either because when an ice storm makes 300 non-emergency police calls for stuck cars, ice sports shouldn't be in that town

>>76243560
delet this

>>76243716
>tfw never had a day off from school because of snow

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>>76243767
>he doesn't get off of school for snow

>>76243788
>implying you even get snow
>literally the same latitude as Aleppo

>>76243303
I thought oshie already resigned?

do muricans really get days off if it snows?

i always thought that was a silly joke but then i realized that their "justice system" actually works like the silly joke on tv

>>76243852
Depends on the state.

>>76243852
No you retard, do you think penis inspection day is real too?

In what way was it fair to have Seguin AND Kane on the same team in the Swiss league?

>>76243852
Southern states do. Northern states will get days off if it's hot enough.

>>76243876
Penis inspection day is real though

>>76243852
The southernmost point of Sweden is north of all major canadian cities (Edmonton).

All North Americans are sunbelters pretty much.

>>76243876
...... penis inspection day wasn't real ? :/

>>76243887
>Northern states will get days off if it's hot enough
Wtf? Never even heard of

>>76243852
Only Southern States that don't have enough snow plows to clear the roads. It doesn't snow heavily that often so when it does schools get closed so no one gets hurt.

>>76243876
We had penis inspection day.

>>76243891
Well it's actually really different in Europe because of the hot water shit that we get.

>>76243887
Yeah, lived in the north of the US... that never happened. Still hasn't.

>>76243901
It is though
http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2016/09/northeast_ohio_schools_closed.html
http://6abc.com/education/schools-in-several-school-districts-dismiss-early-due-to-heat/1503641/
http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/New-Britain-Schools-to-Release-Early-Tuesday-Wednesday-Due-to-Heat-325369061.html

>>76243909
>Well it's actually really different in Europe because of the hot water shit that we get.
Well, the word is "sunbelt", not "warmbelt", is it?

>>76243924
Good lord, what? I mean... I guess it makes some sense. Connecticut and Ohio are shitholes in the first place.

>>76243924
lel only poor nig schools cuz they can't afford air conditioning

>>76243926
I think Rome is north of New York so the point was that the place on map doesn't really mean that much.

>>76243924
Lel, tip top nice. 90+ farenheit is not seriously inhuman though.

>>76243949
I know. However, it depends on your definition of the word sunbelt. You're either talking about the amount of sun a place gets (which the names seems to refer to), or you're talking about the temperatures.

>>76243966
shut the fuck up swedecuck

>>76243972
Rude

>>76243972
Rude

talk to me
and be nice

>>76243956
It is for Connecticucks and Ohio fags, apparently.

hmm yes definitions

now i'm going to sauna and i will drink at least two(2) beers while there

>>76234695
N O

>>76244003
your gay

>>76243767
lmao we had it 2 in 3 years in Stockholm and there was another one this winter

>>76243902
41°N, Iowa has occasional school days called for snow but more often were delays of 1-2 hours. There were sometimes early outs for heat too

>>76244003
I have buttermilk and I ain't sharing

>>76244003
pay denbts

>>76244024
>41°N
no manletitiudes allowed in /hoc/

>>76244005
I guess those states just became a little less shitty

>>76244017
I'm from Stockholm and never had it growing up. This city is going downhill