State of Origin Game 1 Official Game Thread

Posting in official thread.

>poo south Wales

First.

walkcunt on suicide watch

>>76234103
>8.30pm
Doubt

Maroons by 20

>>76234176
This

>>76234176
Good post.

Gonna be a good night when the Maroons win.

>>76234211
Based Pearce.

Why do ypu cunts always have to split the poomunities up like this?

Imagine being a disgusting poo south pooshmen

Gagai hatrick incoming lads

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2541 reporting in. This is the year NSW will go undefeated. Mark my words.

Peats, hayne and memedesco on track to being exposed hard tonight.

>>76234257
This.

my period just started lads

Under 20s being streamed at 5:15 lads

What thread should I post in?

>>76234274
This one.

>>76234269
Based walkie

>>76234274
This is the real thread.

Just report walkcunt's thread

>QUEENSLANDEEEER!

Why are they so proud of this cringe?

>>76234311
kek

KEK

K-E-K

Based 2013 /nrl/

>>76234269
mine's late

>>76234318
Based RoosterGOD

>>76234329
Is this real?

>>76234329
KEK

Hmm...

Broncucks Ltd.

https://m.face.book.com/story.php?story_fbid=1329347343809216&id=883229261754362
This is for the poster who always says there's no G in Naiqama

>>76234369
Also remove the fullstop from the link lads

Still get second hand cringe from Ben Creagh lads

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>>76234375
>mobile facebook
>not knowing you can just use fb.com in those links

>>76234388
You learn something every day

Looking forward to the influx of insecure cucktorians

>>76234457
KEK

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remember 2015 game 3

remember when thurston told pearce to get a picture with the wally lewis statue

kek, is NSW the worst state? I'd rather go to melbourne and get jihaded

Reminder to post in THIS thread, as it was created first:
>>76234079
>>76234079
>>76234079

Reminder to report that walkcunt thread and all posts spruiking it.

>>76234472
>insecure victorian trying to derail origin

pathetic

>>76234472
Damn, it was made first, but an off topic thread image. Feeling conflicted lads

>>76234486
Jesus, that thread is pathetic.

Literally all samefagging

>>76234517
This thread is literally one guy samefagging shit images

>>76234517
Leave him be.

It's all he has

>>76234517
HOLY FUCK, that's embarrassing.

>>76234517
Actually cringed at that thread.

But can't expect much from PSW

The other """official""" thread
B T F O
T
F
O

Good news Joshy, Ray Thompson might retire

Now that this thread has a solid start, let's all migrate to the other one and save this one for thread #2.

Based me.

>>76234549
HOLY FUCK, THIS.

>>76234498
autism content should never be supported

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>mfw the Hayne Plane scores 59 tries near the corner post tonight

>>76234549
Agreed.

Migrating there now.

>>76234549
Excellent post.

Moving there now.

Put any bets on lads?

>>76234557
>>76234559
Both me

>>76234549
Could NOT agree more. Fucking five star post.

>>76234549
Done and DONE.

>>76234565
You could bet on Cameron Smith making the most tackles out of the hookers and locks. I got on it at 2.75 and is probably lower odds now

hayne has 7 hours until he becomes a free agent lads

hope he comes to the cows for 200k/yr 2bh

>>76234624
Hayne will go to Souths with Gagai, they're signing all the Abos

just had some indian guy call me and tell me to press ctrl+r on my computer lads. Refused to do it. Supposedly it's a scam to get your personal info.

I stalled and he called me fucking crazy then hung up

http://www.nswrl.com.au/news/2017/05/30/player_poll_pump_up_.html

Who has the best and worst taste lads?

>>76234747
Pleb Patrol: The Team

>>76234682
lol

i think my grandpa got scammed by those cunts cause he kept having some spastic faggot indians ringing him for computer advice and shit

he wouldnt listen to me when id tell him to tell them to fuck off

old people get lonely and lose money to shitskins :(

Keeping this bad boy alive for thread #2.

Are Roy and HG calling the game tonight?

stream?

Oi boys the he is from the back of the stadium is actually sick

The chicken Big Mac is a super disappointment. Sad!

>>76235199
you didnt try it kfc shill

t. big mcchicken inventor

>>76235221

Nah. It's shit. The nugs were too big for the roll so it was a cunt to eat plus the sauce seemed to have an unfamiliar pepperyness. What the fuck.

Plus KFC makes me shit (except popcorn chicken).

>>76235019
this

>>76235264
>not asking them to use a mcchicken burger bun

ya goofed

the bigmac bun is fucking tiny its for manlets

>>76235284

It's a roll.

Buns have cream in them. Like your mum.

>>76235019
This

>>76235293
the big mcchicken mac isnt a roll you stupid kfc shill cunt

can this cunt try any worse to be any more retarded?

>>76235321

Get fucked cunt. It is savory, therefore a roll.

Get a load of this faggot bowing down to his American McOverlords.

And I told you- KFC makes me shit.

>>76235387
>. It is savory, therefore a roll.

i never wanna know how this autistic like person came to; think this; write this; share it with me; share it twice; double down on this; not killed himself yet

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QUEEEENNNNSSSLANNNDDDEERRR

>>76235888
/afl/

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don't (you) me cunt

who /afl/ here?

Fuck yeah Gus run that game

Reminder that Thugby League is a dying sport kept alive by 3 games every year, so you may as well get ahead of the curve and start supporting AFL or soccer.

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HERE WE GO #YTB

kys

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is our girl at the game?

SATE VS SATE

cant wait for the obligatory machete sprees in png this year

>MATE VS MATE

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>HAYNE WAS THE SAVIOUR OF ORIGIN 2014

lol is Hodgko gonna fucking link it?

Just realised Thugby League is a dying sport lads, so I'm going to start supporting AFL and soccer lads

who is this fucking fairy hosting?

>>76235967
I think you mean my girl lad

Gayne getting his arse reamed in the dressing room already

>>76235975
kek

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>>76235983
bit of casual homophobia there mate

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>>76235986
Why are Thugby players so hot?

>>76235983
umm sweetie you know how caitlyn jenner used to be a boy? ;)

BASED FUCKING JT LADS

What do you reckon cronk says to milford before each set of 6

There a good stream lads?

Getting pretty sleepy lads, it's the GF all over again

one of my aunty's is the stereotypical hot aunt and she turns me on

why don't they play naked? it would be more aerodynamic and cool on their bodies wouldn't it?

>>76236008
No homo

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>>76235995
"Back in my day we kicked the shit out of faggots with our tags like they deserved."

>>76236009
streaming on channel 9 right now lad

fittler looks scared lol

Cheering up Matt Moylan in the dressing room lads, he's pretty shaken up about the prank the boys played on him earlier

>>76236022

I feel retarded. Thanks

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>bit less bravdo
What a bunch of poofs

>>76236009
http://www.livegamesinfo.com/queensland-maroons-vs-new-south-wales-international-rugby-2017-live/

no full screen but it has good picture and sound quality.

>>76236008
oi kid piss off wheres your dad

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>>76236015
>you will never be trapped on the middle of the field between two naked rugby teams

Can you bet on when there'll be biff?

>tfw NSW isn't sponsored by Tooheys New

Brewed in Auburn - heartland of thugby league, peripheral of the heartland of rugby league.

Just had 10x $1 hamburgers from mcdonalds ama

>>76236009
put it in vlc and don't you dare fucking you me cunt, if you want 720p go find it yourself

https://livestream-f.akamaihd.net/i/3161248_7103185_lsi7vckx51u1k9ibyqs_1@323598/index_1756_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&dw=14400&rebase=on&hdntl=exp=1496310961~acl=%2fi%2f3161248_7103185_lsi7vckx51u1k9ibyqs_1%40323598%2f*~data=hdntl~hmac=e01ea7c331711a679eec655b2bb5d32f26c6985f2165cf8924661057e1827040

>>76236042
No biff allowed. Only friendly hugs and gentle teasing in our decadent society now.

reminder Laurie didnt train yesterday because he thinks not practicing and refining structures is the way to win

>>76236047
what are the $1 hamburgers

>>76236009
http://livetv.sx/enx/eventinfo/535505_queensland_new_south_wales/ 3rd one down seems to be the best one.

>>76236042
it will be all collar grabbing and nothing else

>>76236039
Brb having a cheeky bit of a tug save my seat lads

>>76236055

hamburger

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>>76236043
On my 4th new right now land, go the maroons!!!

>>76236009
create a channel 9 account and stream it from their site. its 1080p fullscreen.

>>76236047
How does it feel to fail as a person?

>>76236047
Better or worse than a popcorn chicken bucket?

>>76236048
you fukin legend

>>76236066
bit gay

>>76236067
is he still in hospital?

wow i don't think this semen slurping sport is for me

>>76236048
you farken mad karnt

>>76236068
they dont stream sporting events

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>>76235941
never forget when he did it in the pouring rain

how fuckin pozzed are these ads m8

>>76236069

Feel ok rn

720p stream cutesy of /afl/ please (you) me throughout the night when cunts inevitably ask for streams

https://livestream-f.akamaihd.net/i/3161248_7103185_lsi7vckx51u1k9ibyqs_1@323598/index_2320_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&dw=14400&rebase=on&hdntl=exp=1496310356~acl=%2fi%2f3161248_7103185_lsi7vckx51u1k9ibyqs_1%40323598%2f*~data=hdntl~hmac=f80e9b88940cf2d21b6e586656fb171ef6d92431088666884801707f29d9f003

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did this cunt ever sue cameron smith successfully?

>>76236068
t. 9 shill harvesting data

no thanks mate, im good

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>>76236079
Repressed homosexuality is the name of the game.

>mfw listening to sterlo and rabs in the ad break on the stream

Why are NRL fans so ugly?

>>76236070

Haven't tried one of those maybe tomorrow

Hills Brumbies going to the FFA Cup lads

>hamish and andy

>ausgalian humour

>Be from nsw
>lose 9 out of the last 10 series in the most popular sport in your state
>still need to keep showing up to rugby union country and getting your shit pushed in every year

Think I would neck myself.

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>>76236090
*blocks your lawsuit*

Pretty sick of this game already lads

>>76236048
>if you want 720p go find it your
https://livestream-f.akamaihd.net/i/3161248_7103185_lsi7vckx51u1k9ibyqs_1@323598/index_2320_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&dw=14400&rebase=on&hdntl=exp=1496310356~acl=%2fi%2f3161248_7103185_lsi7vckx51u1k9ibyqs_1%40323598%2f*~data=hdntl~hmac=f80e9b88940cf2d21b6e586656fb171ef6d92431088666884801707f29d9f003

Friendly reminder we are NOT moving to another thread when this hits 500

>>76236098
Those who can't play, watch.

Most of the people who can't play are fat as fuck, so.

Why do NSW have a nobody coach thats terrible at his job?

>>76236105
*10 of past 11

There's nothing manly about sea eagles.

>>76236112
Actually I'd be playing for QLD right now but they didn't pick me this time.

>>76236105
My team at school went the whole season without winning a game in year 12.

>a dropkick from taree literally captaining a state that has actually relevant places

lmao

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Imagine being a NSW 'fan'
I honestly truly think I'd just kill myself

has the game started

>>76236090
>tfw you will never get Alex McKinnoned

test

>>76236120
Go to bed, Billy

Here we fucking go lads. If you're not hard right now I'm afraid you're a poofta.

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>>76236120
So would I, mate. So would I.

>>76236120
Kevvy was gonna pick me but didnt want to embarrass nsw that much

>>76236125
get fucked m8 taree is a top place
beautiful old town full of classic aussie architecture

Reminder that Suncorp is literally sunk into the ground and is closer to hell than any other stadium in the world, qld are literal devil worshipers

>>76236140
Don't worry mate I'm hard, I looked at ya sister

Can someone please explain to me why the plebs enjoy this mindless entertainment
>LE I AM PASSIANTE ABOOT 3 GAMES EBERY YIER XDXDXD

*mutes the anthem*

>cocking up the national anthem
Pack it in, he's done

how come WA doesn't have a team lads

>No female touchie

Just changed the channel lads

>first Queenslander to debut at prop since 2009
>rugby league pretending it has positions

Always mute the anthem lads

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Why are they all niggers?

Why are they butchering our anthem?

>>76236149
i like to make fun of them

>>76236149
Get the fuck out cunt

QUEENSLANDER QUEENSLANDER QUEENSLANDER

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I stayed seated lads.

How do I get a qt trap gf lads?

What can we change our national anthem to?

I genuinely hate literally every national anthem

>>76236146
The biggest store literally has 10 - 30 abos from bushland out the front at any given time

>>76236157
Too much vibrato every fucking year cunt.

How come they never play the Qld anthem and just the Nsw one?

Suncorp share already plummeting

True anthem coming through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJKQvHhSs8g

>>76236169
Thunderstruck

>Cop dies
Who fucking cares?

>>76236165
t. triggered bandwagoner

tfw no qt asian gf

>>76236169
Same but working class man instrumental

Anthem's pretty good this time. At least it's not a breathy piece of shit, if overperformed.

>>76236171
he also went severely out of time

>posting during a moment's silence

You guys ought to be ashamed

>>76236149
Because they think there is history behind it. 30 years is a long time when you're expected to die of a meth overdose at 23.

>>76236169
All Aussie Adventures theme

>>76236171
that can be said about every modern singer

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>NRL
shit is full of Abos and Maoris.

ftc boys

>>76236169

Flame Trees.

>>76236191
No, it can't.

>poopeelia

They should do WA vs VIC for next years origin.

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Don't you forget about me.

that wasn't a minute. what heartless bastards.

>>76236192
t. chinaman

It's over QLD already won, go home lads.

I wanna fuck that#2

>>76236165
t. Davo "Dickhead" Smith

Peats shirt is tucked in and pants really high

Lol

>>76236169
Men At Work - Down Under

Poo South Wales to concede first points.

>>76236169

waltzing matilda

>>76236169
Working Class Man by Barnsie

>>76236169
See
>>76236176

The official anthem of the white man, though shitskins and Melbourne would hate it

qld scores a try in first 2 minutes. calling it now

Does Nate Myles just get picked for the lols? Feels like he's done fuck all to be selected

>>76236169
Shut up a ya face

>8:16 kickoff
if you're gonna have the game on a weekday maybe start it a bit earlier you cunts

>its an all male touchies episode

welp. time to turn off the tv lads

going out with my intelligent female platonic friend to watch wonder woman

>>76236169
What's a song about having no culture and being America and Israel's bitch?

>>76235019

see >>76235308

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Um excuse me why is this sport so full of fucking white males? Where are the disabled pansexual strong independent spirits? Are you implying they aren't as good at rugby?

>tfw have the weight of papalii, the hairline of myles and the intelligence of milford

Do you think Cooper Cronk would have been as big a success if he'd stayed in rugby union and had to compete with quality players like Quade Cooper?

>unironicaly having sympathy for some shit bag cop

I HATE Thugby League lads AMA

High fucking energy from the winning QLD team.

>>76236228
Got ya covered senpai.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1wLtAXDgqg

>>76236169
Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport by Rolf "Child Rapist" Harris

1. WA
2. Victoria
3. NSW
4. SA
5. QLD
6. TAS

Prove me wrong, oh wait, you can't.

>>76236238
its just a formality. they probably want money.

>you will never have the young winger from queensland writhing on top of you

Christ I'm already bored

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>>76236245

Maroons to concede twice in first 15 minutes and Cam Smith to furiously scream at Kevin Walters to import more coconuts

>>76236245
QLD is the only state that has any national pride left.

>>76236245
i can by altering your list

1.QLD

everything that isn't 1 is shit.

>>76236238
get fucked cunt you and all bogan trash deserve to rot

>>76236245
1. QLD
2. Northern Territory
99. Everywhere else

>>76235447

Double down? That's a great idea. They should just wedge some fruit and vegetables between two pieces of chicken and forego the roll entirely.

Just saw myles' bra lads

>QLD forwards btfo NSW forwards

what else is fucking new?

This game has too many polyshitskins for my liking. I prefer AFL from that front

no tryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>76236264
(You)

>>76236263
myles shaved his beard and lost his mojo

the bible is real lads

he is samson

I love that chambers gets to come back to Suncorp and relive his glory days playing for the reds in super rugby.

Didn't realise the NSW team had so many grubs

why would the commentator even mention the possibility of a try?

>>76236259
boo hoo he got killed by some guy with a assault rifle poor fella never stood a chance
meanwhile they send what is basically swat to deal with one guy with a kitchen knife
worthless cunt got rekt. he lived to make life hell for people and in turn got sent straight to hell

>>76236265
Gay F ELL full of politics and muzzies yeah nah cunt fuck off.

>>76236265
If I were to copy this comment and put it on reddit, what would happen?

Woods is having a great game so far lads

>Poosland

Just let in a soft try lads

Fuck

malely

just saw oates knock the ball on but went to the kfc bunker anyways

loling at QLD desu

FUCK YOU ALL

ITS OVER HAHAHA BASED FOBFITA

Nate miles shoulda been dropped years ago desu

why are there so many niggers, /sp/?

why won't they even let us have our fucking sports?

reminder i called Maloney would be the only good player for NSW yesterday

JAMES GOATLONEY

Slater would have stopped that.

HAHAHA QLD BTFO

QUEENSKEKS ON POOICIDE WATCH

>NSW scores
>thread dies

Absolutely seething

WHAT LOAD OF MALONEY

that nose pick tho

>>76236305
You did, you said he's too dumb to get nervous. I remember.

Poothing Pooslanders on pooicide pootch right poow.
poo
POO
P O O

>tfw you can escape qld defense even at walking pace

whose that slack cunt at fullback

there goes the first 4 victims for png purge night

That fucking gook though

King Billy wouldn't have missed that tackle

>>76236309
holy fuck nice desu

>>76236309
>participating in the gambling jew

poo south wales will need a least another 7 to even consider winning

>>76236320
winning genetics i believe were my words aswell. too retarded to get all stagefrightened like everyone else.

Darius Boyd is shit and will lose the series for QLD. Cap this

>>76236337
We score six pointers in this game

>>76236245

But Tas eradicated coons.

>>76236327
RARE

Based white girl getting jamaican dick who is aware of the civil wars SOO causes in shithole countries

SOME GUY IN AN EARLIER THREAD SAID MALONEY WOULD SCORE FIRST

WHY THE FUCK DODNT I PUT MONEY ON IT

ayy lmao why was slater dropped

Literal refball

thanks vaughton now shut the fuck up you fat cunt

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>>76236350
>SOO

Classic Pearce

>>76236088
All I get is "This event has no started"

>pearce