Official State of Origin Game 1 Thread

first for walkie

second for walkie

Is this the pinnacle of Australian sport?

>>76234094
It's the nadir

Reminder that the guy who ended Queenslands dynasty is currently in reserve grade for the worst team in the league

This is more embarrassing than losing 8 series in a row

>>76234101
Lapis lazuli blue

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>he listens to triple j

>thugby peegue

Time to move on lads, this sport is finished

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ready for #origin lads

>walkbro thread

Roosterman never samefags his own threads its always about the game and nothing else - why does Walkbro always have to force himself in /nrl/

>>76234155
he actually bought what he said he was gonna buy the absolute madman

>>76234155
Won't the popcorn chicken get cold?

Just dropped the fattest no-wiper lads. Must be my lucky day.

Blues by 7.

>>76234155
you gun get diabeetus

>>76234151
Watching league is like going to the meat section and grabbing rump steak instead of the scotch fillet (union)

>>76234155
based walkie

Just served some fat cunt with a jb hifi name tag on at the servo lads. fat fuck bought$20 worth of lollies

just got served by some smelly pajeet at the BP lads. fuck he reeked

>>76234213
Did you just call me a fat cunt. You little Shrimp boi

>>76234213
It's not fat, it's muscle

>>76234213
based fucking walkie is just bulking

something tells me the thread is going to smell like absolute shit in around 100 posts time lads

>tfw the daughter of a One Nation MP in my city added me on facebook

what do lads

>>76234310
post pics

Just finished my pre-game reading of Rousseau's "Du contrat social ou Principes du droit politiqué" in the QLD dressing room lads.

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>>76234320
>17 years old

>>76234324
tldr: social disorder stems from the poor attacking the rich or the rich attacking the poor, if ever mankind is to be safe we must have more equality

>>76234340
>not knowing 17 is legal in your country

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At the pub already lads. Bet all you poofs are going to watch a stream on your computers

#ytb #QLDer

last digit of your post is the number of friends that will come to your house to watch the game with you

rolling

>>76234371
That image isn't uploaded from a phone you LYING CUNT

>>76234383
>3
pretty /comfy/

>>76234383
Rolling for zero

>>76234383
rolling
dubs and nsw win the game
trips and nsw win the series
quads and nsw clean sweep
quints and all of the above plus cameron smith breaks his leg in the first minute

Reminder you will all be watching AFL in 20 years

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>>76234386
try harder poo pee

>>76234324
Voltaire>

>>76234371
>that completely shit beer

walkcunt's narrative on pleb watch

>>76234155
>no $10 popcorn bucket
So close lad

>>76234433
What do you expect on a JB hifi wage

>>76234425
>some guy has a screenshot of a post I made saved to his computer.
wEw

>>76234424
i would rather get paid a billion dollars than watch AFL

>national rugby league
>only watched by two states including the disgusting wog and leb poomunites
>Australian football league
>played and enjoyed across the entire nation by handsome well adjusted Australians (no wogs)

>>76234448
literally no one cares about AFL outside of Melbourne, Adelaide, Perth and Shanghai.

Do NOT bully the wogs lads

>>76234448
>victoria
>no wogs

was it because he had never left his home, brain damage, neetdom, or a combination of all factors?

>>76234452
Which is more than can be said of peegue KEK

>>76234178
Im going to eat it now and snack on the rest during the game

Trying to eat a full meal while watching would be distracting

>>76234464
Wogs aren't allowed near footy, it's an anglo celtic sport

>>76234448
the first of the jealous SEETHING /afl/ poofs arrives. feel a bit bad you have no market outside of your club season?

>>76234468
you wont be distracted by the 7-2 boreathon that is state of boreigin

I will throw my poo at the wogs

>>76234079
Do Roy & HG do anything at Origin time these days? I know they stopped for Triple J years ago but you'd think they'd stream a commentary themselves or something.

If not, any funny commentaries these days to tune into? The vanilla commentary in Origin is boring as fuck.

>>76234448
Your entire sport had a cry over some abo being called a monkey tbqh while based nrl abos admit white is always right.

You lose again, afl.

>that guy in the other thread samefagging images with a dynamic IP

>>76234482
ELITE post anzac brother

>>76234448
based reality check

https://youtu.be/CSoKp6dRUH0

>>76234466
>Whole of NSW
>Whole of the GOAT state of Queensland
>NZ
>The whole pacific
>England
>France
>PNG
>One of the fastest rising sports in the USA

actually fuck it honestly AFL is goat and this whole """"league is better"""" shitposting i'm trying to do is way too much effort.

>>76234484
With Triple M now an official rugby league rights holder, fans will once again be able to mute the Channel Nine commentary team and tune into Roy and HG’s wacky and wonderful Origin calls.

>>76234507
>One of the fastest rising sports in the USA

Gonna need some stats to back that up my man

>>76234509
so they're on (lol)Triple M now? Is it as good as they used to be? I'll suss it out mate.

>>76234513
Rugby's slowly getting popular in Japan too.

Sean is fat lmao

origin hype music videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0Xej6Sz5nU

>>76234519
poonion is getting popular in japan because SA got beat by the japs and while the sunwolves were absolute shit they're slowly closing the gap and everyone likes them because they don't play like shitty "muh possession" northern rugby.

>tfw all the newcunts will flood the other thread and this one will be real /nrl/ only

>/nrl/'s icon is a balding overweight loser who works at JB Hi Fi and goes on walks with his mum
>/afl/'s icon is a self-made billionaire that has slept with thousands of women, had a successful career as both a DJ and an advertising executive, is fluent in a dozen languages and publicly humiliated Australian legend Ricky Ponting for losing the Ashes

kek

KEK

Get hype for based Hayne lads

https://youtu.be/lcL_7U78YcM

>>76234538
>comes to a rugby thread
>shitposts about muh AFL
Shit mate how bored are you?

>>76234531
Union is the future m8. Poopeelias seething rejection of Union is american tier retardation except, you don't have the market to maintain your domestic sports.

Maloney will score the first try. Similar play to the one Cordner scored off last year, except this time he'll dummy.

Lads, I have ARRIVED.

The thread can OFFICIALLY begin now.

>>76234562
based nippon

>>76234567
union collapsed because the ARU were retarded. They're literally on the verge of killing the game off in the only non-rugby state that is remotely interested in it as we speak.

>>76234577
kys weeb fuck

>>76234567
Fuck off you retarded sheep shagging faggot.

>>76234575
based walkie

lol that pathetic other thread. some samefag with a 4chan pass spamming shit pictures to bump his """thread""""

Tipping an appearance from Anne Erin as """""""""""""""""""""he""""""""""""""""""""""""" tries to raise """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""his"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" profile yet again (unsuccessfully)

>>76234615
'literally' this

>>76234538
lads, will Sean ever stop being a samefagging fat fuck?

He spammed excellent pictures.

Beautiful and iconic.

>rugby league will die in your lifetime

feels good lads

Pretty sad that nsw don't have any Origin legends.

How pathetic.

In 2013 we were on thread #3 by this time. Poothetic poomunity

>Victoria - Australian Rules
>Western Australia - Australian Rules
>South Australia - Australian Rules
>Tasmania - Australian Rules
>Northern Territory - Australian Rules

>Queensland - Thugby Peegue
>New South Wales - Thugby Peegue

We're being autosaged

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If you idiots didn't make 2 threads, we would be up to 200 posts by now.

Sometimes I hate your retarded autism.

>>76234567
From the start of the 90s to the early 00s they could've easily beaten league in popularity. They didn't because the ARU are retarded and kept to tradition with their private school shit. If you had their top guys going where they were from and talking to kids Sydney wouldn't be so league centered, places like the central coast and a shit ton of places in queensland would be union havens with league getting places like everywhere between newy and coffs.

Also their focus on being placed on Austar when it became a thing was short sighted as it further cemented that they're the posh game in the minds of bogans on ceno (the main audience for any rugby) who can't afford it.

>Victoria - 6,039,100
>Western Australia - 2,613,700
>South Australia - 1,706,500
>Tasmania - 519,100
>Northern Territory - 244,000
>Total - 9,952400

>Queensland - 4,827,000
>New South Wales - 7,704,300
>Australian Capital Territory - 395,200
>Total - 12,926,500

>>76234670
>>76234702
kek

KEK

K E K

>>76234702
>>Australian Capital Territory - 395,200
HMMM

>>76234702
>>76234670
gayfl btfo 2bh

>>76234702
Damn, those AFL """"""""states""""""" except Victoria are irrelevant garbage.

Question to Victorians; does it get boring not having a proper rivalry with another big east coast state?

>>76234702
afl absolutely btfo

>>76234702
Lmao

reminder to report the other thread.

>>76234670
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

WHAT THE FUCK?

>>76234734
The other thread is actually a blessing, it's a pleb filter for all the cross boarders. This thread is /nrl/ only.

Honestly never realized there were so many people in Victoria lads

No wonder it's shit

>>76234749
/afl/ here

>>76234448
Sam "if it ain't white, it ain't right" Thaiday

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hmm what's this?

>>76234702
ITS OVER

>>76234750
I thought they were almost equal with NSW, but they've got almost 2 million less. And I thought Vic had way more people than Queensland but Qld is only like 1 mil behind.

And where teh fuck do all those people live? Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane are all pretty small.

HEY, YOU HERE LAD?

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LMAO LADS XD

INTERNET FRIENDS XDXD

LAD
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LOLLOLOLOLOLOOL

LADS CHECK IT OUT

I'M AT X LADS AMA, MY LADS

LADS LTD XDXD

LE LAD LAD LAD HAHAHAHAHAHAA

YOU LADS ARE MY M8S LADS

CHECK OUT MY DIN DIN LAD HAHA

LMAO LAD GREAT LE BANTZ XDXD
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woah this goes against my narrative

Just realised I'm a mediocre white man and gonna stop having confidence lads

>>76234371
every time i see that image this fat shit gets uglier

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/nrl/opinion/afls-china-experiment-should-have-nrl-fans-worried-and-asking-why-we-werent-there-first/news-story/f76c12705f321128c7c9e6ec5882cdff?nk=3e33850b9404bea140f89a26238e73c4-1496215739

nrl on suicide watch

>>76234782
Damn...

>>76234782
kek

KEK

K E K

Can they win at ANYTHING?

>>76234781
>sydney swans a literally keeping that terrible sport popular

>>76234770
Updated figures with Big Meme Wallop when

>>76234782
>all our medals are from Qld and NSW
KEK

>>76234782
>cucktoria
KEK

>>76234782
NOOOOOOOO

WE ARE THE SPORTING CAPITAL

WHY DO WE KEEP GETTING BTFO LIKE THIS BROS?

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

imagine being from a rugby state lads

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KEK

Queensland BTFO

>>76234782
Really makes you think

>>76234782
based east coast always wins baby

>>76234822
based NRL Memes

Just married Pippa Middleton lads

Just tricked some faggot kid into marrying Pippa Middleton lads

You can do anything if you believe in yourself lads

Who is the fattest member of the /nrl/ poomunity?

>>76234849
ivan

>>76234849
Im 188cm and 106kg of mostly fat. its probs me

>>76234862
That's RoosterGOD you fucking retard.

>>76234862
>That pindick

KEK

>>76234862
Thanks for sharing this pic of based fucking N.

>>76234862
Damn, milky is looking BUFF

Origin 20s is streaming right now lads

>>76234862
I love Josh Reynold's cock (no homo)

>>76234878
Link

>>76234862
Based Gummi Bears.

>>76234884
http://www.nswrl.com.au/news/2017/05/30/live_stream_under_20.html

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I've got the easiest run home.

Can't see myself losing any of these, except possibly one of the remaining meme bye rounds.

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> mfw a Queenslander has a unicameral government near me

>>76234907
t. Eddie Obeid

>>76234906

>>76234906

>>76234906

JUST MADE AN HILARIOUS SHITPOST IN FRONT OF AMERICANS AD BRITS

GO AND REPLY WITH 'KEK' TO SHOW THEM HOW GAY
A
Y

AFL IS

>>76234782
Why are the Stars such an embarrassment lads?

t. victorian

Thread's getting a bit smelly lads.

>>76234906
kek

>>76234862
Fuck... would wrap my mouth around that

What happens to Origin when Queensland splits into two states?

Queensland 16-10 at half time lads

Queenslanders r gay

>>76234901
You WILL lose to me

>>76235005
Wrong.

Could unironically sleep right now

NSW need more based black men

Just got back from the future and NSW loses again, not that any savvy punter would think otherwise.

>>76234973
based matt

Jai Field just tore Queensland to shreds

what is the official /nrl/ pub in brisbane for pre game banter and drinks?

>>76235066
The Viper Room

>>76235066
walkgod is having pre's at his mansion

>>76235015
500 on blues winning 3-0
Spent all me dole but it will be worth it when I'm smashing down a parma n tooheys ay

>>76235066
Caxton for plebs
Queen St Mall for premium bantz

Where is Australias Americas cup team? lmao

>>76235088
remember when you choked a few years ago

kek

>>76235092
You just exposed yourself as a casual

kek

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heard you were talking shit, cunt

Bit of biff in the under 20s
100% more biff than the big game

*ruins the pitch for the main game*

Milford confirmed starting.

what streaming site will be streaming state of origin for free?

WalkDeity on sexy, charming and popular watch

the score board in this under 20s game is stuck on 2nd tackle

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Who Am I?

>>76235134
I thought that but then I realized it was saying 2nd Half

that $10 bucket of popcorn chicken and wicked wings has made be feel really bloated

>>76235139
NEXT

GEN

GAMING

BABY!

Well at least most of the players actually look like themselves, the last game looked like all the players were made in the create your character mode

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Do You Like My Girlfriend?

http://www.theroar.com.au/2017/05/31/giving-fox-30m-will-not-help-womens-sport/

>>76235160
She's beautiful m8, treat her well

>they still haven't added the conversion to the under 20s game

>>76235160
Does she have a dick?

shocked by the whiteness of the u20s lads

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>>76235155
> actually looks like themselves

Got a job interview in Brissy tomorrow, lads. How do I not seem autistic and make small talk about THE GAME?

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Who are you guys watching Origin with?

>>76235177
The u20s is literally ex footy players kids and maybe a few club players. Only a few truly elite players. Very few islanders because of this.

any /nrl/ fags I am at the pig n whistle on queen st right now. im the fat cunt in the new york knicks tshirt. i will buy you a beer

This thread is shit lads.

>>76235196
the game hasnt started yet lad. were warming up give it time

>>76235182
Just blame the ref for everything.

>>76235193
explain nic cotric in it last year then faggot

free stream where?

>>76235208
one of the few truly elite players mentioned in my post m8, maybe learn to READ????????

>>76235182
Ask the interviewer/s what they fapped to at halftime

>pushing in the scrum

U20 heathens

>>76235182
Just say "lads" at the end of every sentence

>>76235214
maybe learn to stop taking dick from my dad homo

>>76235182
>'Sorry, I follow AFL'
>Get hired under homosexual minority quota

>>76235182
make sure to call every player who scores a try based when youre small talking about the game and call your interviewer lad

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>>76235229
*confronts you*

>>76235206
>>76235215
>>76235223
>>76235234
>>76235235
Thanks for the advice fellas. It's for an engineering role so I'm sure they'll be at least half as autistic as /sp/

>>76235182
>
Were you born outside of Australia?
If not, pretend that you were.

>pre game hype from channel 9 the most relevant culturally and socially production company

PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
EVERYBODY LETS HAVE A GOOD TIME

JUUUUUUUUUUUUSTICEEEEEEEEEEEE CREWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LETS GO

>>76235245
>engineering
If you're not a woman you're not getting that job mate

FUCKING SIX IN A ROW LADS

>>76235212
Foxtel

QLD U20s confirmed for unable to handle the banter

Got a job interview at JB Hifi tomorrow in Brisbane lads

>>76235259
>free
>foxtel

who would pay for that shit shit service

Do the under 20s games just confirm that the very second cronk, smith and thurston retire NSW dominate the game again?

>>76235252
I know ;_; that's why I'm going with >>76235234

Cam we use Roosterman for game thread #2 please
thank you

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>>76235251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG5_p9LYG8Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG5_p9LYG8Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG5_p9LYG8Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG5_p9LYG8Y

holy fuck this is funny

>>76235267
Pretty much

>>76235269
Make sure you play footsie with the guy

lads, at uni, do class enrolments open up at different times if you're starting your course in semester 2?

>>76235269
Alternatively, say you're black. I can't tell you the number of times I've lost jobs to a part abbo or a woman.

Actually I can, a lot. Like every fucking engineering thing I've ever applied to

>No stream link
Fuck you cunts.

>>76235283
no

threads a bit smelly lads

>>76235283
class enrolments open up at different times for different unis you dickhead

your uni may already have them open

many do because they want you to register so they confirm your shekels long in advance

theres no rush for classes like its 2004 and theres only 1 class for 450 students. theres unlimited classes and they want all the shekels from you goycunts.

>>76235267
NSW have never lost an u20s game

>>76235288
What do you want a stream of mate? A Current Affair?

>>76235285
Can you explain this please. It worries me. Do they actually hire aboriginals and women for no other purpose or is it just a meme?

>>76235266
Kek I found the poor cunt that doesn't have Foxtel in each room of his house lads.

>>76235288
http://www.livegamesinfo.com/queensland-maroons-vs-new-south-wales-international-rugby-2017-live/

>>76235298
Yes.

i look like darius boyd and i like that whenever hes on tv my ex's have to think of me, lads

>>76235299
STEM got hit hard by diversity quotas. Nowadays the only way of getting a job in engineering if you're a guy is if your dad runs the company, or you have a man on the inside. I'm not exaggerating either, I've got friends in the industry who bitch about the people they hire because they're complete idiots, just hired because HR made them

>>76235309
9Now mate

Its called free to air television on Channel 9 you fuckwits

>>76235299
>Can you explain this please. It worries me. Do they actually hire aboriginals and women for no other purpose or is it just a meme?
Yes. I mean it's not impossible to get a job as a white guy, but you're at a significant disadvantage. Gotta play the game and learn how to pander to HR too.

>>76235296

i know each school (school of math, school of psych) etc open on different days, but on myhub, it's telling me "You do not have access to enrollment at this time"

when i search around, i can find one bit of info saying enrollment for students commencing semester 2 will open soon, implying they open at different times than if i was continuing on from semester 1

its more tutorials i'm worried about missing out on, i don't want to have to show up on a day for a 1hr tut and nothing else

>>76235322
>owning a tv

found the indoctrinated prole

>>76235316
What kind of eng.

im doing civil and i cant imagine them hiring any aboriginals or women and people taking them seriously, besides maybe 1 token one at each company

>tfw a rat, possum or illegal immigrant chewed threw my aerial so I have to watch a stream instead

Got a speeding ticket today lads

112 in a 100 zone as a P plater

311 bucks + 3 demerits

fuming lads

Just another reason to off myself

>>76235315
same but with thaiday

>>76235337
thats you get for driving, fucking normie

Where my /nrl/ walkcunts at. I don't like all these strangers lads.

>>76235326
well its gonna happen, or youll have one day where you have a morning class then nothing till the arvo

uni is fucking retarded for scheduling. have fun

>>76235333
All of them. Chem might be the only one not affected by it since there's a few number of people in it.

t. civil engineer grad

>>76235337
Should've driven slower mate

>>76235341
fuck you neet cuck

>>76235354
you wish i was a neet.

>>76235351
fuck

when did you grad

do you have a job

my marks are pretty sub-standard so far

>>76235333
>im doing civil and i cant imagine them hiring any aboriginals or women and people taking them seriously, besides maybe 1 token one at each company
lmao mate. You have companies like BHP (and every other major company) boasting about how their graduate engineers are 50% female or some other stupid number. Is 50% of your engineering cohort female? Probably not, so what does that tell you?

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>>76235353
thanks
>>76235359
> doesnt drive
> calls people normies
> not a neet

k
also lads what do you think of this bet?

>>76235337

i got 325 for not wearing a helmet on my pushbike, suck it up bitch

>>76235337
P players lose their license for 1km over the speed limit ya dickhead

enjoy the bus ahmed

>>76235339
based. every single one without fail would text me during SOO (cause thats the only time girls watch footy) pics of darius saying hehe its you etc

now they get to sit next to their husbands/fiances/boyfriends and stare at my replica putting the hurt on NSWcucks

based BOYD

>>76235361
>when did you grad
Like 3 years ago

>do you have a job
No

>my marks are pretty sub-standard so far
Marks don't matter

>>76235337

stop whining. I got $2k for doing 150 in a 50 zone and 1 year suspension

>>76235349

yeah i know, i've done a degree already, but can't remember this happening before. guess i'll give them a ring tomorrow.

This isn't a blog you auspol, r9k faggots. We discuss nrl in these threads fuck off. Blues by 12

>>76235371
Nah cunt I can lose 5 demerit points, so if I lose 2 more im fucked

>>76235370


fucking nanny state bullshit

>>76235371
>Learner and P1 plate drivers will have their licence suspended for at least three months for ANY speeding offence
>P2 plate drivers will have their licence suspended for at least three months for a second speeding offence

AHAHAH

http://www.rms.nsw.gov.au/geared/your_licence/keeping_your_licence/speeding_penalties.html

>>76235375
fuck

what do i do

what would you tell yourself if you were me back then

>>76235376
Yeah you actually put people in danger you fuckstick

>>76235376
You deserve to have you licence taken away, permanently.

>>76235394

I have been driving forever, there was no danger I wasn't drunk.

>>76235393
Oi lad are you at QUT by any chance?

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>tfw to intelligent to give a single fuck about plebgy peegue

>>76235323
>learn how to pander to HR too.
how do you meet HR?

>>76235393

start making contacts

ive never had my license taken away from me cause im not a fucking retard AMA

the worst I copped was the same speed camera twice in one week running late to 2 different exams

that was in like 2013/14. im such a good boy. i never have to worry about making stupid bogan decisions.

>>76235393
Start sucking major dick at network events. And then some. Or stay at uni, try to get into their masters program so you can do research projects there

>>76235404
not saying where i'm from

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got an AVO out on me lads

>>76235418
>>76235415
what the fuck. how do i do this?

why the fuck would i want a masters?

just got an AVO out on Roosterman lads

is this the equivalent of the afl grand final? pretty sad eh

>>76235429
>why the fuck would i want a masters?
You don't, but you can get a job in a uni much easier because you'll become a researchers bitch

>>76235429

show up at events related to engineering and talk to people

>>76235434
This is like the Superbowl and NBA All-Stars Game had a baby that was smarter, better looking and more intelligent than both parents.

>>76235423
i had one for 12 months
felt awful lad.

women: not even once

its why i originally came here. stopped going out, lest i run into her by accident, breach the avo, goto jail, ruin my life

instead i choose to post with autistic cunts and behave myself

>>76235438
isnt it like 80k in HECS?

>>76235443
how though? dont you always just seem like the faggot kid who tries to suck everyones dick and act like a professional who has no experience

>>76235423
>>76235459
you stupid bogan fucks.

>>76235422
Well fuck ya then. I'm at QUT and there's a shit load of resources for how to get a job.

>>76235409
My uni has HR people you can make meetings with, for free, who will essentially coach you. Otherwise get on linkedin, do some stalking. Also go to industry events run by your engineering societies and companies also throw student information nights.

>>76235467
>dont you always just seem like the faggot kid who tries to suck everyones dick and act like a professional who has no experience

yeah, but they know that, why else would you be there? it shows initiative though and that you're willing to actually put in effort to get a job

>>76235469
>hes never had a girl love him so much she went apeshit and lied to the cops after he dumped her

sounds like youre a beta lad. piss off.

Just walkbro'd my covfefe lads

You don't LOSE demerit points, you absolute retards.

You ACCUMULATE (GAIN) demerit points.

Fucking hell you are a bunch of uneducated fucks.

>>76235478
don't lie, you smacked her in the mouth every chance you could get.

theres nothing sadder than someone without a drivers license

its like being one of those reddit posters who loves to discuss public transport, like anyone who is worth over $100 and has capacity to drive is riding a bus or train

>>76235443
these (((networking events))) are fucking memes

> study commerce at melbourne uni
> stuck with faggot rich kids and chinks
> go to a networking event
> bunch of big 4 firms + banks there + some boutique firms
> all these faggot brown-nosers trying to act smart by asking cool questions about investing and corporate finance and shit
> go outside for a cig
> some other older dude is there, from Deloitte
> asks for my lighter
> start talking a bit about networking
> basically calls everyone in their sycophantic fuckwits
> we laugh and shoot the shit
> offers me a chance to come in for graduate assessment

too easy lads

>putting any bets on until based RC gives his prediction
kek, fucking plebs

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>>76235504
>melbourne uni

MATE VS MATE

>>76235505
put your trip on you shameless faggot

>>76235501
>he has to pay for fuel, maintenance and insurance

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>>76235478
>>76235497
>implying AVO's are only about violence

i was never violet towards my ex and my AVO is for 5 years.

>>76235504

either way, its better than doing nothing and hoping your marks get you anywhere

>>76235506
> he goes to a cuck tier uni

Daniel

Lads which anime literally has literally Walkbro as a character lads

>>76235524
meant for >>76235504

Don't reply to me if you've been in this general for beyond the past 48 hours

>>76235531
DragonBall Z, Goku

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>axtually spending your precious wednesday night watching grown men grabble with eacother instead of going to the brothel and paying to sit with a nice woman on the bed and watch anime together and then get your bp eaten

Leeds Rhinos would shrek both

Just told Matt Moylan that he's a late callup lads haha he's going to be really mad when he finds out I was just bullshitting

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>>76235532
pssh nothing personal kid

>>76235531
Pico from Boku no Pico

Administrative Appeals Tribunal are cunts lads
I bet it's a bunch of muh feels numales

>>76235546
meant for >>76235534

Don't tell anyone guys but coach just told me I'm playing! I promise I won't let you guys down this time

>>76235549
centrelink rejected my austudy cause i owned a company so i went to the AAT and the cunts from centrelink shit themselves and were like "wtf whyd u goto them pls stop we'll process this ASAP" and then i dealt with some nerd over the phone a couple of times and it got sorted out

based AAT

>>76235561

lol based

fuckin hate nerds

>>76235557
:3

afl tbqh

Does /nrl/ know about Straffo?

>>76234116
>he doesn't listen to the CCT

>>76235593
Does /afl/ know about RoosterGOD?

>>76234155
>M&MS block
enjoy your roaches and shitty china made chocolate

>>76235598
yes, we do
he is the premier trip of /nrl/ and a true KING amongst men

Just asked my dad which one of my anime figures he thought was the coolest and he just looked at me for a second and then walked away lads

>>76235593
isn't that the /cric/ meme /gayfl/ stole so they could pretend they have culture?

>>76235598
Nah senpai, give me the redpill rundown.

>>76235603

wheres ya bike walkcunt