/rug/

SCOTLAND

is

not allowed in the Lions lol

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>Sat 1 July
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Wellington
>Sat 8 July
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Auckland

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>>76231817
>Wed 7 june
19:35 Lions v Blues, Auckland
>Sat 10 June
19:35 Lions v Poosaders, Christchurch
>Tues 13 June
19:35 Lions v Highlanders, Dunedin
>Sat 17 June
19:35 Lions v Maori All Blacks, Rotorua
>Tues 20 June
19:35 Lions v Chiefs, Hamilton
>Sat 24 June
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Auckland
>Tues 27 June
19:35 Lions v Hurricanes. Wellington
>Sat 1 July
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Wellington
>Sat 8 July
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Auckland

*dabs*

>>76231660
So the blues have a 5 day turnaround following a game in Samoa against what you have to imagine would be a close up full strength loins. Is the guy in charge of scheduling the tour Benji Marshall's dad or something?

>>76232210
Pre-arranged damage control for long-suffering Blues fans m8.

Posting in the real thread

Looking at this lads. Why does NZ not publish attendance figures for their games while everyone else does? What are they hiding?

>>76232210
The Lions have a three day turnaround to face the most elite team of mercenaries that could be found in NZ.

Breen couldn't be found unfortunately.

>>76232630
Oops forgot link - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_2017_Super_Rugby_matches

>>76232649
>>76232630
>phoneposter

Lol.

ALB + who for center lads

Laumape?
Crotty?
Moala?
Sunni bill?
Aso? (*dabs*)

>An Australian man who burnt down his home so his ex-wife wouldn't get it in their divorce says the house was still legally his, and therefore his to destroy.

BASED

>>76232630
>>76232649
Because no one is going to do the leg work for free. It is released just not in one easy to look up place. For example Google "Westpac stadium annual report 2016" and you can see the figures for every home game for the Hurricanes among other attendance values.

Feel free to look up every game and add it to the wiki

>>76232756
>an Australian man who didn't know that arson carries a potential life sentence and it doesn't matter whether you own the thing or not made a really dumb admission

>>76232709
Surely Crotty is on the teamsheet ahead of ALB. ALB has done little to nothing this season at the Chiefs. It'll probably be those two, with Sunni on the bench.

>>76232709
They'll probably chuck ben smith there so they can fit memekeknzmeme in at full back.

>>76233252
Nah it'll be Smith and Dagg on the wings with Jodie at 15 for the triple fullback meme.

The friends episode where ross plays rugby is on lads

>>76231660
you forgot canes vs chiefs on the 9th lad

Hi lads

>>76233741
You're a fuckin faggot

>>76233754
At least I don't support the same team as Daniel, you Cumgayder's loser

>>76233765
Shut the fuck up and stay out of my country. Indians are the only good immigrants

>>76233785
Are you too beta to get with your own BSK women or something lad? Do you need to import some curries so that you and your 10 curry mates can have a quick gang-rape of a curry girl on the train?

Or are you just a Maori who wants some mates with the same skin colour, lol?

*daves*

>>76233785
I would happily let a Saffa love in my house as a flatter/border, I would never let and Indian do the same.

>>76233829
Thanks lad, I have the ability to fend for myself, but your charity is much appreciated, will share a drink with you when I visit your country.

Where's the Aussie who was hype over the u20 World Cup

>>76233829
Proxy off Nganbulu

>>76234009
Shouldn't you be fending off the BSI's that just got off their min wage jobs from stealing your ciggies?

>>76234009
shouldnt you get back to phoning random numbers pretending to be microsoft lad?

>>76234144
This meme isnt funny and I'm sure it's just one or two people repeating it

>>76231660
Forgot the Lions was even on.

>>76234164
t. ranjeet

>>76234164
I personally think it's pottery that a poo in loo supports the pooinloosaders and get a bit of a smirk and giggle out of posting it and seeing the other posters post it.

Eye fillet and potato salad for din dins lads, love going round to the olds during the week. Might share a whiskey with the old boy after tea and discuss the ideal makeup of the All Blacks for the coming Lions tour.

>>76234492
better include my boy squire in the discussion lad

1. Pork belly
2. Scotch fillet
3. Lamb rack
4. Chicken thigh/leg
5. Eye fillet
6. Beef short ribs
7. Pork spare ribs
8. Duck breast
9. Lamb leg
10. Chicken breast

>>76234544
>no beef cheeks

>>76234604
I make baller beef cheeks. The secret is using an entire bottle of wine and half a bottle of PX.

>>76234614
writing that down lad

>>76234604
Actually had the best, biggest beef cheek at cicio cacio last week.

Probably put it in around 7 or 8

>>76234622
I make mine in a slow cooker for 8 hours then pressure cooked for 30 mins. Braising liquid of red wine, stock and PX with some orange rind and cinnamon. Put it on a bed of cauliflower purée and serve it with broccolini, sugar snap peas and beans heated through with butter, garlic, olive oil and a little lemon. Served with a bottle of red. Classic FSP cuisine.

based soap will start over pooden lads

Why are people stressing over who will be starting hooker or our centre pairings?

The real issue with the ABs is the flanker situation, Who does /rug/ have starting for the lions tour?

>>76234888
who ever's fit

Read maybe
Kaino probably not
Taufua
Squire
Dixon
Shields
Cane
Todd

plenty of good prospects

McGOATzie at 10 desu senpai

u20 NZ vs Scotland on in 30 mins

>>76233645
Nah nah, just this week's SR round and the entire Lions tour done for copy-pastability.

>>76233785
You a fucking curry poosaders fan m8?
Disgusting 2bh.

>>76235213
canes chiefs IS part of this round lad

>>76235118

What channel lad?

>>76235250
Kek, did anyone see that video of the ref's blatant bias to the Stormers when they took on the Blues?

Fucking cheating goffels, Fuck the Western Cape

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>>76235250
No idea what to tell you.
It seems important enough for you to point out, but unfortunately, you're just wrong.

>>76235398
Sky sport 3

Scuckland already BTFO

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Rugby.

>ethnics making threads
Thank you for clearing things up again, NZ

>Scotland niggling the biggest lock on the park

What did they mean by this?

>>76235553
at least brazilbro didnt throw an autistic fit about it

the good lad

Not sure how I feel about the circles around the numbers on the player jerseys for Scotland.

>>76235572
He's no Israel that's for sure.

new whittakers out yet?

probably in june yeah?

>>76234820
Yea Cruden is a bit past it these days, I expect to see Soap on the bench over him

>>76235589

Yep it's out already. Haven't opened mine yet, gonna have some during /sail/ tomorrow morning.

what flavour is it?

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>>76235644

>>76235644
Chocolate.

>>76235671
Oh sorry I should have added "gross shit". It's basically shitty fruit and nut.

>>76235632
>choccys 4 brekkies
You're a fucking genius

>>76235764
>>76235701
Stay out of it mental bitch. You will NEVER know the taste of Whittakers

>be loins
>land in New Zealand
>'wilcum to New Zeelund cuzzy brews'
>walk into airport, line up to sing some Welsh song Sam made us learn on the plane
>there's a fucking Haka
>arrive at hotel
>concierge and bag boys welcome us with a Haka
>go to breakfast
>cooks all line up and do a Haka before we can eat
>get on bus for the first game
>driver is standing at the door Hakaing respectfully towards us
>does another Haka before letting us off the coach

>19-10 NZ-SCO
Are NZ, dare I say it, finished?

>>76235845
>turns on radio
>it's the fucking haka

All this chocolate talk and not one person has mentioned the objective best chocolate treat since Whittakers discontinued the original toffee milks and the white chocolate macadamia bar

Scorched almonds are the new GOAT now

>Let Me Entertain You
Is NZ stuck in 1998?

>Poonion is dying in Australia
Feels VERY good man

>>76235994
Enjoy your plebgue do you lad? How has your evening slab of Woodstock gone down?

>>76235764
this is why the wallabies will NEVER go the full 80

>>76235771

It has taken considerable mental gymnastics to justify this decision lad.

>>76236028
I hate Plegue too, but Poonion is worse

>>76235978
I know I am.

>>76235845
>>76235897
Do you lads have a problem?

>>76235978
Its a pretty good song when it isn't being thrashed to death on every radio station

>>76235845
butchered a good copypasta tßh.

>>76235848
>Decide to tune in
>Score a bonus point try

Nah mate well and truly fine

>>76235945
Scorched almonds have always been GOAT

>>76236077
>Fly over to New Zealand
>Pilot successfully lands the plane and the New Zealanders on board spontaneously break out into the Haka
>Have to wait while some Maori elder blesses the luggage cart before they can start unloading the plane
>Get to passport control that's staffed by a white guy with a face tattoo
>Does the Haka before stamping each passport
>After waiting in line for what feels like hours I get to the front where I am called a white devil and told to respect the culture of his people
>Finally collect my bag and leave the airport (though not before enduring 3 more Hakas along the way)
>Get in the cab but have to wait for Maori blessing before we can start driving
>Doesn't ask where I want to go he just starts driving me towards The Lord of the rings museum
>I try to protest but he says that I have to go or I will offend his Maori ancestors
>He's as white as me
>Whatever I ask him to turn on the radio
>It's the Haka

>>76236077
I tried and failed to adapt it to today's events at the Lions arrival
Admittedly a poor event

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Kia Ora, my name is Davis Lomu.

I’m a 27 year old American Rugger (Rugby fan for you uneducated). I watch and discuss all things Rugby on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my knowledge and playing superior British Commonwealth games.

I train with my Gilbert every day, this superior ball can cut clean through the air because of the renowned torpedo punt kick and spiral cut-out pass techniques, and is vastly superior to any other ball on earth. I bought my first pair of Rugby "boots" two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Kiwi fluently, both the North and the South Island dialects as well as Maori, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Christchurch history and their earthquake building codes, which I follow 100%.

When I get my New Zealand visa, I am moving to Christchurch to attend the prestigious Christchurch Boys' High School to learn more about their magnificent culture and their illustrious rivalry with Christ's College. I hope I can earn a spot on the school's First XV!

I own several pairs of jandals, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to New Zealand, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my cuzzies and speak Maori as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Aotearoa!

>>76236119
*attempt
having a mare lads

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>>76236100

>>76235845
It's Nu Zillund you dumb cunt.

Nobody here says "Zeelund"

*dubs*

>>76235848
>10 mins later
>NZL 34 - 13 SCO

We are fucking done

>Kinghorn almost got KingHIT
>the state of NZ commentators

Theres a brown LFWRLABM in the U20s lads

LFWRLABM 2: Maori-loaded

Where you guys watching NZ/SCO

I wanna see future all blacks and scotland internationals play against the U20 Scotland side

>>76236199
based af

>>76236290
SkySport 3 lad.

>All-Blacker
this guy

>>76236290
cricfree have got a stream

Loving these exciting rolling meme plays.

37-13 and NZ just got carded.
Fucking cheats.

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The head on this laddie.

>>76236373
Looks like a CGI baby from a movie in the mid 2000s.

>>76236373
Strong maori genetics

SCOTLANNNNNNND

This is unironically a good game.

This try has been the greatest moment in Scottish sporting history. Stunning stuff.

fucking on lads

Imagine if Jordie Barrett and Rieko Ioane were playing. Might be some others in Super rugby too.

It would be 200-0 by now

>>76236438
Stop being a bad winner

Not gonna lie, some of these Scotland boys are pretty cute.

Where can I watch the matches lads?

>>76236447
Based statsbottom

Have they got a comeback up their kilts?

> taking the 3 against scotland

Are NZ, dare I say it, finished?

>>76236459
>next year's Scotland kit features fairly tight-fitting mini-kilts
makes you think

>>76236456
Did you see those two hugging and celebrating after the try was scored? Hot AF.

Those circled number smake them look like wee race cars vroom vroom

>Touhou

>>76236455
http://cricfree.sc/watch/live/new-zealand-u20-vs-scotland-u20-live-streaming

>>76232756
And people wonder why birth rates are falling.

>NZ fitness levels
>Having to fake an injury

What is happening to NZ rugby lads?

fucking ref
bit much lad

Based ref looking out for player health.

>>76236542
They didn't eat enough Whittakers The Full 80®

>>76236463
Have taken most 3's in range, need that kicking practice lad

Just went the Full 80™ with the missus lads AMA

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That sweet carbohydrate NZ spaghetti lads

big meme fumble there

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>>76236123
MY SIDES

Is the comeback off lads?

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Howya, my name is Davis O’Driscoll. What's the craic?

I’m a 27 year old Chicago Rugger (Rugby fan for all ye uneducated muppets). I watch and discuss all things Rugby on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my knowledge and playing superior Six Nations rugby.

I train with my potato every day, this superior root vegetable can cut clean through the air because of the sound torpedo punt kick and spiral cut-out pass techniques, and is vastly superior to any other root vegetable on earth, especially kumara. I bought my first pair of Rugby "boots" two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Gypsy fluently, both the Ulster and the Munster dialects as well as Gaelic, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Ulster history and their British law, which I follow 100%.

When I get my Ireland visa, I am moving to Dublin to attend the prestigious Blackrock College to learn more about their magnificent culture and their illustrious rivalry with Belvedere College, who can feck off. I hope I can earn a spot on the school's First XV!

I own several caravans, which I live in around town. I want to get used to living in them before I move to Ireland, so I can fit in easier. I bow to me shams and speak Gypsy as often as I can, but rarely does any eejit manage to respond.

Wish me luck in the fookin Emerald Isle!

kino crosskick and finish

>>76236658
Not enough rugby references.

>>76236658

Not enough about O'Driscolls omission from the Lions Squad

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>Brave Scottish meme

It's fucking pathetic lads.

>>76236658
Not enough about he couda doyd

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Soon.

>>76236776

Is /rug/, dare I say it, the best thread on /sp/ lads?

gg Scotland

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*teleports behind you*

*takes your hooker spot*

>>76236805
When I'm running things, yes.

You guys told me NRL is shit. I'm watching the origin and its elite as fuck. Never listening to you again /rug/

>>76236826
What a hunk.

>>76236599
>80s
check out Mr. Marathon over here

U20 IRE v ITA in 20min.
Hope the paddies get btfo.

>>76236881
What's with the scheduling?

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>>76236826

S H O R T

H

O

R

T

>>76234930
> Taufua
Uncapped, inexperienced

> Squire
Good but not good enough in the tight

> Dixon
Meme

> Shields
Uncapped

> Cane
Good player but not flashy or fast. Can be handled easily

> Todd
Class

Wrap it up boys we got this

>>76236849
>be league fan
>watch a union game
>gets incredibly confused when there is a 7th + phase

Its a downward slope from Rugby to league, if your at the top of the slope you can understand everything below you. If you start going down that slope you find it harder to get back up to the top.

just watched my wife shit for the Full 80™ lads

>>76236894
Jesus fuck, millennials are fucking lazy.
http://www.worldrugby.org/u20/fixtures

>>76236881
And RSA v FRA at the same time.

>>76236849

>Watch League
>Will never watch the superior prop form dominate the field
>Will never watch in awe at the sheer ability of the prop to control every facet of the game.

Absolutely sickening lad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx6PdqBTVnE

Who's watching Origin? What do you think of it?

Can't stand /nrl/.

>>76237013
>>Will never watch the superior prop form dominate the field
Best player on the field atm is a prop

>>76237015
The U20 championship is on and your country is about to play you utter cunt.

>>76236921
>Savea
>Messam
>Gibson
>Ioane

Executed well at the breakdown lads.

>>76237032
He almost signed for the Waratahs I think. Imagine if the Aussies' best talent went to union instead of league. >We would actually have competition for best team in the world.

>>76237076
>Messam

I'd rather watch Jerry Collins' corpse play than that useless cunt.

>>76237015
>le run deep and get isolated meme game
>le can't handle proper defending so limit the phases meme game
>le can't handle the physicality of a break down meme game
>le can't handle the strength to have a real scrum meme game
>le kick and chase every 5 tackles meme game
>le hump each other to try "get up off the ground quickly so we can play while they are off side" (literally more arse grab than union) meme game

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>>76237032

Is it unironically Zander Fagerson?

>unironically wearing 3 kiwis on your shirt

>>76237125
Old boys club is going to be pretty strong for the Lions tour. I don't expect many new caps. If this was a regular June tour I would expect a lot of new caps, there is a lot of new talent coming up through the ranks that deserve a black jersey atm.

Italian anthem is a fucking disaster.

*dabs*

>>76236968
They also can't read apparently.

ref sounds irish to be honest

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>special edition
>muh subtle shield detail
It's exactly the fucking same.

>>76237311
Posts with your particular flag only get a skim read 2bh.

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Fucking throwing the potatoes all over the place lads.

DIRTY

STINKIN

IRISH

Ireland cheating already.

thats a spicy meatball

FORZA ITALIA!

>>76237399
Theres all those other slash patterns in a different shade of black on it. It looks shit. Would not buy.

IRISH RATTLED

Will nz/rug/ ever recover from the Chicago incident?

>>76237571
I literally do not care about that match. It was the worst ABS lineup since Stephen Donald was seriously even as a starter.

PIZZA LADS

B T F O
T
F
O

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IRISH BTFO

how many tweets will BOD write about this game lads?

Really enjoying the battle of carbohydrates lads.

>>76237662
He's literally stewing as we speak.

>>76237674
It's high energy stuff.

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>>76237678

Surely coming up to boil lad?

italy defending well

when are wales playing

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>>76237709

>>76237756
Never. Rugby has been cancelled in Wales on account of the fact that they fucking suck.

>>76237756
Just took a massive you lad.

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>He knocked it on

K E K

E

K

Could you imagine waking up every morning and remembering your Irish. Could there be anything worse lads?

>>76237756
In 4.5 hours against Oz.
http://www.worldrugby.org/u20/fixtures

Why is the Italian halfback Somalian

>>76237810
thxfam

ITALYYYY

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>>76237695

This Italian 10 is pretty good

based fucking prop

HI OCTANE SPAGHETTI

Ireland have been playing shit

But these Italians actually seem pretty good

Italy could have a compotent team by the World Cup

>>76237988
might do a bit better than last cup
their u20s coach seems great

Origin ended up pretty shit tbqhwy lads. First half was GOAT, right up there with the best rugby I've seen but the second was a noncontest. Not sure I'll watch again.

That's my match report for you guys

>>76238054
What even is origin? A single game between two teams?

>>76238089
Three game rep series insanely overhyped in Australia and even NZ to some degree but it was decent to be fair

>>76238089

Three stupid exhibition matches that lives off of contrived hype and rivalry and only holds rugby league down.

Who fed the Irish some ragu in half time?

>direland

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>BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

FUCKING RAGU'D THEM LADS

ITALIA

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>Be Potato
>Lose to Pasta

Could it get any worse for them lads?

*does haka*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5zake6gwSc

>U20s in our 4th sport
kek, not even bothered lads

>>76238733

>Losing to Italians who give even less of a fuck about rugby.

Fucking state of Irish rugby lads.

Lions naming team for first game later this evening boiz. Feast of rugby ahead.

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>>76238836

Stoked lad.

Posting in unofficial thread

U20 WC should have 16 teams instead of 12

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>ywn be as cool as Paddy

>georgia still being competitive

bit nervous about ther Argies tbqh

>>76238940
Nah. In fact the senior world cup should be brought down to 16 or even 12.

lot of browns in this aussie team

>>76238940
Correct. Having a number of teams that isn't a power of 2 makes it shit, at least for the format it has. For the format RWC uses 3*power of 2 works too.

>>76239750
Bit of a mixed bag here. But I do agree it shouldn't stay at 20.

>>76239750
Senior WC expanded to 24

>>76240583
Brazil still wouldn't qualify

>>76240626
4 years to come until next WCQ. Brazilian confederation goal is qualify Brazil to 2023.

>Welsh "rugby"

>>76241070
More like Welsh GOATby

>>76241521
>(You)

>>76241561
>me

30 minutes until the shittiest lions team all tour is announced. Get hype bois.

>>76242017
hogg seymour watson as back three
they've been in camp since the start and didn't miss anything for playoffs

I'm only here to laugh at the Lie-ins.

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Lions team. Nothing exciting I suppose, few players getting rested after the playoffs.

>>76242479
lol at T'eo

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Team announced

>>76242490
Te'o isn't even bad, he should rek those provincial scrubs.

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>>76242479

>Scots used in the first match
>Clear intention of how Gatland and Howlel will use them. (e.g. not at all)

Really gets me going lads

>>76242619
Laidlaw, Seymour and Hogg had no part in any of the playoffs, they've been in camp the longest.

>>76242479
Disgusting Welsh bias. Getting Sexton's injury out of the way early.

Well that day was shit. No one choked except Tsonga.

My favourite gym toilet has a massive stinking shit in it that someone didn't flush.

I suppose I should be thankful that Pajeet has stopped shitting in the showers.

Next step is to teach them to flush, one step at a time the poo in loos will learn to use a porcelain thrown.

>>76243152
Images in my head of you telling that anecdote to your family at a dinner or something.

>>76243177
I would tell my flatmates but by the time I get home I will have forgotten it happened and I will have more important more interesting things to tell them.

>>76243152

I was in Hong Kong about 10 years ago, still only a nipper (8-10). Was caught short so had to use a public loo. When I went in I found this hole in the ground. I went back outside to inform my parents about the lack of suitable lavatory facilities. They then tell me "this is how the toilets are here", so I go back in again and take a massive shit. I didn't know what to do at this point as I couldn't find a flusher. I thought this was as savage place, so left in there. Perhaps someone comes to collect it afterwards. I wipe and then wash my hands and leave. Walking away from the toilets my mum asked if everything went OK. "Yeah, but it didn't have a flush". Both parents look at each other, turn back to see an angry Cantonese gentlemen pointing at me. We pretend not to see him and make our way off the hill top and into the city centre.

Good times /rug/

>>76243216
>"anon's talking about pajeet again"

>>76242692
The Welsh back row is the best of the Home Nations though. The cream of the Irish back row just got shredded by players who can't even get into the Wales squad.

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>>76243331

>Best in the NH
>Got BTFO by Scotlel

Behave m8

>>76243331
bullshit, tipuric and warburton were good but moriarty is a shit 8, hopefully he plays better at 6

>>76243340
>one (1) loss in ten years
>Warburton won 7 turnovers in the 6N as opposed to 3 from Hamish Watson and made more tackles
Warbs was also the only flanker in the 6N with a positive pilfer:penalty ratio.
Don't get me wrong, Barclay and Watson should have been picked over Moriarty and SOB.

>>76243379
He is a 6. Faletau is one of the best 8s in the world though.

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>>76243379
>>76243380

>mfw Scotties actually believe Hamish Watson is better than King Warburton

Lmao

>>76243439
LITERALLY WELSH

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>>76243380

>1 victory in 10 years

Muh history. Current performance is all that matters number 8.

>Warburton won 7 turnovers in the 6N as opposed to 3 from Hamish Watson and made more tackles

Hamish Watson also went off injured against England. The simple fact of the matter was the Scottish loose forwards, especially in the second half, really put the screws on Wales. Completely nullified the Welsh attack (0 points scored in the second half kek). I agree that Warburton and Tupric are class acts, but Hamish Watson and John Barclay are just as good.

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>>76243439

Imagine being Welsh lads, unbearable.

>>76243493

> but Hamish Watson and John Barclay are just as good.

The same players who got steamrollered by fucking England of all teams?

>>76243513

Imagine supporting a team who's career highlight is beating Wales

>>76243300
I enjoyed this story
>>76243321
I just struggle to understand how they lack the hygiene skills of a 5 year old

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>>76243544

>The same players who got steamrollered by fucking England of all teams?

England beat a team so broken it had a scrum half at fullback? Top observation boyo.

Welsh achievements 2017:
>Came 5th in the 6Ns
>Dropped to 8th in the World Rankings
>Only team to fail to secure a bonus point against Italy (Full strength as well)
>Got BTFO by Scotlel

Really gets me thinking lad.

>>76243493
The Scotland game was the worst Welsh back row performance vs the best Scots one. Statistically, Tipuric and Warburton were the best flankers of the tournament. Moriarty and SOB shouldn't have been picked for the Lions, and I would have taken Barclay and Watson instead of them.

>>76243598
And the Scarlets absolutely manshamed the entire Pro12.

>>76243598
In the same time period it took you to beat Wales, Italy have beaten you 3 times.

>>76243655

>Captain is Scottish

Strong leadership is always key lad.

The internationals-only casuals are back in /rug/
Can't wait for the butthurt when Foxy starts the first test.

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>>76243662

Why do you think I'm Scottish? I just enjoy fucking with the Welsh at every opportunity.

>>76243680
The Scarlets captain is Ken Owens. I do rate Barclay though, great player.

>>76243697
I swear I've told you before lad, I'll glass you, stop using their nicknames. Nobody else in /rug/ knows who the fuck you're talking about.
Same with 'sanjay'

>Steff Evans should have been a Lion
y/n

>>76243700
Is the 'we knocked you out of your own world cup' line still valid?

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The bravest lion.

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>>76243741

The cloak of anonymity shall never be removed. Perhaps I'm a English Welsh hybrid. Or Maybe something else entirely.

>>76243789
Northern Ireland you cheeky cunt.

>>76243724
Wind your neck in mate

>>76243598

Wales beat England in the world cup with a scrum half on the wing.

Check mate

>>76244064
And a first five at fullback and a wing at 13. The backline was jury rigged as fuck by the end.

>>76244064

Did they also have a fucked scrum? Didn't think so....

>>76244167
A half-crocked Samson Lee wasn't much use.

>>76244167

Our starting front row featured Tom Francis and Scott Baldwin

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8plVRi3RBlI
>the boyos
>the bantz
>the lads
>nandos

>>76243331
The same Welsh backrow that got whitewashed in NZ a year ago while two lads who can't even make the Irish team beat them less than a year ago?

Get over yourself.

Don't actually understand why you lads support the Lie-ins.

It's not you national team and it's just going to injure your players and adversely affect their performances for the entirety of next season. Also they have fuck all chance of winning.

>>76244430
damage control in record time lads

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>>76244430
I don't necessarily support the lions, I just like watching rugby and the lions tour means more rugby to watch which is good.
Plus it's interesting to see how a random mishmash of players meld together in such a short space of time.

>>76244609
I swear you Kiwis get more upset about anyone criticizing the Lie-ins kek.

>>76244430
Funny that it's always Irish fans saying this, but Irish Lions are some of the most enthusiastic

>>76244430
I dont and wont be watching

But you have to admit this meme team is a good thing as the important work starts next week with our National side playing the Americans and Japs with a load of new uncapped players getting in to the side

This loyins thing takes away a load of the established Irish players who most are starting to get to the end of their careers and allows the new generation to get a chance

I say let our lads fuck off and get beaten and injured in some over propaganized friendly games of rugby

The important game for us starts next week in America

>>76245034
>but Irish Lions are some of the most enthusiastic

They get paid to be
http://www.the42.ie/lions-all-blacks-salary-comparison-3349120-Apr2017/

>>76245081
Yeah but what's the cost of a house in London versus one in Auckland?

I bought a couch last month; if I'd put that money toward a deposit I'd own half of Auckland.

>>76245052
Yeah, it's an important start for the generations to come that will also fail to get past the WC QF just like their predecessors.

>>76245052
Bit early for damage control m8, at least wait for the first game.

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#worldmilkday

>>76243697
Grant Fox?

>>76245189
>Yeah but what's the cost of a house in London versus one in Auckland?

My capital is Dublin pal, im no expert but im sure its way cheaper then London

>>76245257
>the capital of Britain is Dublin

K.

>>76245189
your couch must be pretty fucking impressive lad

>>76245189
As usual, everything you spout is pure garbage.
>Auckland has gone from the world's fifth least affordable city to its fourth, now tailing only Hong Kong, Sydney and Vancouver as the least accessible housing market.

Source: The 13th annual Demographia International Housing Affordability Survey

Holy shit I haven't been on /rug/ in 2 months is the autistic anti-Lions potato nigger STILL going on about it? Why would you get so triggered about a fun side thing that brings together our four nations?

Fuck the Lions desu

I love it when the seething Irish pop-ins turn up.

All Wogs will crush the living fuck out of them.

Looking forward to the comfy as fuck Japan tour tho, it will be nice to see who will be on our bench for 2019 which is unironically /ouryear/

>>76245338
And you'll get to see your team win a few too.
That'll be nice.

>>76245315
No memes, do you seriously hate the Lions because "muh brits"?

>>76245338
Your year to maybe reach the semi final before crashing and burning?

>Scotland were closer to a semi-final place than Ireland in 2015
lmao

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>>76245374

>>76245362

Don't reply to me ever again thanks.

>>76245388
Get the fuck out of my thread then you casual cunt.

>>76245315
Seeing as we saved your economy the least you could do is play a bit of rugger together.

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kek

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K E K

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K E K
E
K

Is there a better feeling than a cardio high in physical exercise?

>>76245461
>>76245441
savagery

>>76245441
Holy fuck they're going to be annihilated

>>76245441
>muh future
>2019 muh year

>>76245474
An actual high tbqh
Peaking on LSD shits on anything you can feel from exercise

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Yesterday's results.

Next round of games is on Sunday evening (RWCT) lads.

>>76245052

>meaningless friendlies are more exciting than a once every 4 year test match between the best players in the world

I feel bad for you

>>76245507
not huge on that kind of stuff, keep your hard drugs in Glasgow please

>>76245374
>You now remember cheering the loudest you ever have for the Aussie as they won knocking England out of their own world cup
It felt good seeing over half the stands empty before the game was over. The English are the most fairweather fans in existence