Take the blue Pill edition
Lineups:
>broors
1. Keon Broxton (R) CF
2. Eric Thames (L) 1B
3. Hernan Perez (R) LF
4. Travis Shaw (L) 3B
5. Domingo Santana (R) RF
6. Jett Bandy (R) C
7. Jonathan Villar (S) 2B
8. Orlando Arcia (R) SS
9. Zach Davies (R) P
>mest
1. Michael Conforto (L) LF
2. Jose Reyes (S) 3B
3. Jay Bruce (L) RF
4. Neil Walker (S) 2B
5. Lucas Duda (L) 1B
6. Curtis Granderson (L) CF
7. Asdrubal Cabrera (S) SS
8. Travis d'Arnaud (R) C
9. Tyler Pill (L) P
Don't talk to me or my star shortstop prospect ever again.
>tyler pill
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Career 5.58 AAA ERA
>mest 'elite' rotation
>>76228503
he will dominate
oh zach davies. this guy is the king of manlets
Can't wait for ANOTHER mets loss
>>76228453
wait pill bats lefty?
what' the deal with all the Mets pitcher batting reverse?
Thor- throws right, bats left
DeGrom- throws right, bats left
Matz- throws left, bats right
Pill- throws right bats left
>>76228589
less stress on the pitching arm?
>>76228577
Don't worry, you won't have to wait long.
>>76228619
nope ideally you would'nt want to do that because if you bat reverse your pitching arm and shoulder is facing the pitcher and is liable to get injured if you get hit by a pitch
>Blue pill
FUCK THE ALT LEFT
well, can't wait for this shitshow tonight. let's get it goin.
>not even showing the ERA
top kek
>2nd pitch
>hit batsman
wew lads
I've seen Justin Dunn has been pitching in relief recently. Are the Mets going to turn him into a reliever? They experimented with him as a starter but there's so much traffic in the farm that I think it makes sense to use him in relief. Especially since that's what he did in college.
>>76228726
He's being used in the pen because he was shitting it up as a starter. It's looking like a waste of a first rounder, he can't even get people out in Columbia (Tebow's Team)
>>76228756
His two appearances in relief have been really good.
>>76228768
Good for him, but using a top 20 pick on a relief prospect is terrible value.
If he isn't a capable starter, it's a wasted pick.
>that hit
>>76228797
It depends. 19th overall pick is not a premier first round slot. If you use a top 10 pick on a relief pitcher that's probably unadvisable. But don't forget he was pretty dominant in short A last year. Late 1st round is where teams will start to take future relievers out of college. Though he was drafted as a starter, you're right.
This team needs a new pitcher
>>76228688
It's 13.50
>>76228827
Ok, but between Dunn and Anthony Kay, who we drafted 31st, and then immediately had TJ surgery, looks like last years first round was a huge waste of potential talent and bonus money.
>getting shut down by a manlet
>>76228926
feelsbadman
>>76228926
I wanna see Duda charge the mound vs. this guy and end his life. I fucking hate manlets. When will they learn bros?
Conforto and DeGrom traded at the deadline for a handful of AA players and a churrito.
>>76228920
The Nationals drafted better than us in the early rounds last year that's for sure.
nice little curve there. pill is much better than montero, at least
>>76229042
true
also gary with the joan jett jokes, haha
This team needs help
>arse e uh
duda going yard into the coke corner here
>>76229130
although i prefer coke, i still think "pepsi porch" is a better name
this half inning is very meme
>brewers "defense"
>mets "baserunning"
this whole inning is circus level ridiculous.
>d'Arnaud
tf is going on with the infields
>>76229351
i think its just cold and damp out there.
Pill pithing a lot more solid than I expected
they keep taking down vids of the fight they're talking about, i found a surviving one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsjhxPqaPqE
>conforslump
haha attempted hidden ball trick. i caught that too. fake throw to the plate and pill played like he had the ball, surprised he didn't fall for it.
Jordan "deGrom" Humphreys is dominating again
http://www.milb.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?gid=2017_05_30_augafx_colafx_1&t=g_box&did=milb
Am I the only Brewer fan in this thread?
Bruce's defense has been unbearable recently
>>76229852
Probably, but I'll hate the mets right along with you though.
>bruce
goddamn it Jay
>>76229900
multiple entries.
Finally, Thames gets a hit. It's amazing how shit he's been in May compared to April
>poooooooooooooooooce
>>76229926
2nd hit this game
Is he, dare i say, back?
>>76229922
Nope. Sorry. I'm a completely different obsessive/compulsive autist with a seething hatred for the Mets.
damn that pitch was nice
pill doin good work.
*blocks your path*
CANT STILL THE PILL
>>76228503
(you)
I'm glad Terry didn't scare Pill off
he's doing pretty well
ayy
>>76228503
Never post here again
Assdribble!
BASED assdribble
D'Arnaud got a hit? wow
PILL WILL HOMER
>>76230164
if by homer you mean forced to bunt because terry collins is an antiquated senile fool with no strategic sense then correct
Please post your mets memes, lost all mine in a phone tragedy
>>76230187
need these runs
my internets are fucking up.
>>76230187
got you
davies is unconfortable
>>76230187
fuck you davies and your punchable face
>>76230187
King Harvey
Thanks for all the responses bros
>davies
thanks ump greatest ally
LET'S FUCKING GO
FLYOVERS BTFO
>2 days in a row
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TOP KEK
LET'S GO METS
LET'S GO METS
LET'S GO METS
bruce has been a real pile of shit today
GODDAMN IT BRUCE
>Bruce
he's gonna be in one of those month long slumps where he's dogshit again, goddamit
all these stranded runners
both teams have made like 10 infield misplays tonight
A lot of stranded runners but he still should give us a better chance in spot starts than Milone or Montero
oh no, fucking salad. here we go again.
TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS
D'Arnaud threw someone out? wow
apologize
>Carlos Torres
Oh hey
>>76230622
you now remember Alex Torres, and his stupid fucking hat
>>76230643
He's so shit now he's playing semi-pro ball in Japan.
DUDA!
DUDA SMASH
GET THAT WEAK SHIT OUT OF HERE
DUDA SMASH!!!!!!!!
>Duda, Grandy, and TDA all doing well recently
I don't know how to feel
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Really Brewers
>first career hit on your birthday
bretty gud
>giving up a hit to a reliever
>a previously hitless reliever
wow even salas is hitting. what alternate reality did we slip into this time.
>brewers play by play guy shiting on salas hitting
>seconds later rips one into right
When will commentators learn
>Salas now batting 1.000
Fuckin' ELITE.
>>76228453
This feels like watching Major League. I didn't follow the Brewers last year and now I look at this lineup and the only name I recognize on it is the fucking pitcher. Talk about rebuilding.
damn Salas sucks
>>76230891
>tfw he's a more reliable hitter than pitcher
>it's another Mets bullpen episode
thanks for loading the bases, salad. now gtfo you shitbag.
trade nimmo and cecchini for relief help fucking when
>>76230964
Brewers have some great young talent that have just arrived and still plenty on the way
The only way they go anywhere this year is if the pitching staff throws out of their mind which would probably be negative for them in the long term in the way them thinking all these literal shitters are serviceable MLB arms
Blevins' curve is so nasty
>walking in a run
LMAO at da mest
Only litteraly shit teams do this
please just get out of this Blevins before you do some real damage
>>76231185
Like your team?
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
LUIS CASTILLO WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
MY SIDES
>>76231185
Like literally your team?
CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED CALL UP AMED
Castillo all over again
tyler pill realizing exactly what it means to be a met
fucking how?
>enters game
>walks 2 players and loads bases
>leaves
Fuck you Salas
>>76231196
>>76231212
Thanks for the (you)s boys
please sub in lagares asap no more shitty defense terry
>mfw my stream is behind and I never would have guessed it could be so bad
i get up to go to bathroom to come back to see the horrors of a tied game this late.
>not this shit again
Hopefully the brewers have a worse bullpen than us today
Someone has to score
>>76231377
the only team with a worse bullpen than us in the NL is the nationals
DINGER INCOMING
Check em
What's their endgame?
>>76231513
someone needs to fill the void now that Cellino and Barnes broke up
pls lads
this hitting is atrocious. cespedes back when?
We are probably looking at extra innings unless Conforto rips one
>>76231646
i can't even blame the batters. this game was sealed until cabrera decided to fuck everything up
>>76231646
our hitting is fine as long as there isn't a chance of scoring
>>76231646
Our hitting is mostly fine
Its the bullpen now, the issues are like whack a mole. We have to limp on with Mr. "Load the Park Shark" Salas
gotta walk off here, i can't do extra innings again
>>76231756
no, i agree. just tonight we haven't been able to get shit done it seems, despite brews pitchers not being particularly stellar.
What if Wilmer just hit a walk off bomb?
cmon confy we want walk off hr!!
all right!
another chance to fuck this up!
>meats
Hopefully we can put to rest the people claiming our bullpen is okay but mismanaged. They're shit and mismanaged.
haha time for extras
>seeing how happy that kid was to have a game ball tossed to him
>i've still never caught a foul ball despite being an oldfag and gone to many games
>>76232089
The ball boys never throw to you because they know you're a tripfag on a mongolian basket weaving webzone
Smoker isn't a major league pitcher. Wouldn't be surprised if he gives up a home run here
NEED
BULLPEN
HELP
NOW
>>76232109
that might very well be true. but usually ball boys and even players toss to kids. i'm always happy for them. but i legit used to buy seats in common foul ball areas just so i could get one and never have.
>>76232109
>mongolian basket weaving webzone
I chuckled
>Smoker is good guys.
>He's starter material
>granting time there
cmon blue
can smoker finally stop smoking cocks and get out of this inning?
Is it another Mets loss?
fucking smoker will give up a tater to thames here
Wew talk about incosistant
>>76232214
MY JINX WORKED WEW
LET'S GO
thank fuck
now please score and end this shitshow so i can fap and go to sleep
nice. smoker did a thing.
yea, talk about the strike calls indeed. that ump has been shit all night what the fuck is his problem.
>>76232239
I really hope we don't have to go back out there
just got here, no broors fans?
>>76232258
>expecting consistent strike zones
>>76232277
been here all game fampai
This nigga is nasty.
Wew
topkek everyone shit talking this ump to his face.
Love our late game approaches of watch strikes down the middle, though. Who needs to be aggressive when a guy is throwing nothing but balls over the plate. Better watch a couple
you just got smoked
>>76232393
don't count your chickens before they smoke
Last 2 didgets is number of innings this game last
Can we trade the Broors back to the Arcade League for the Astros?
>>76232406
hmm
>assdrible
>>76232294
good.
what are we thinking, 14 innings? 15? I've got a feeling this one is going late
i've never seen smoker get busy like this. maybe all he's needed was to settle down, he's sucked regularly in the past when he's out for a short time, this is probably the version smoker everyone was expecting.
>>76232406
Makes you think...
if it goes longer than 12 innings, i think we lose
>>76232454
it's extra innings. We auto-lose
i need beers. game is running too long brb store run.
what the fuck are they doing to the mound?
>>76232531
Ramirez is the only one left it won't go on much longer
>>76232569
re-mounding it.
he's out fuck off shit umps
>that fucking slide
lmao what an awful call at 2nd
The fix is in
SMOKED
M
O
K
E
D
gotta score here before Ramirez comes in
did good Smoker
wow i'm back and the game is still goin??! how the fuck. 12 innings, damn.
>>76232704
Smoker took the cock from his lips
>poorelta
well this is promising
trips for triple play
triple play because reyes
Statistically Reyes is due to not fuck this up
End it already
Jesus can no one bunt anymore
kek kick him in the face TJ
Imagine striking out on a bunt attempt
How quickly could one go down to the minors through such an event?
he got a tatsumaki in the face
just hit a long popup
Bruce plz
>>76232795
i know right. reyes non stop pops up. what the fuck. he was hitting like he needed basic bitch base hit wtfffff.
OH YASS
MVBRUCE
WORTH EVERY MINUTE
METS WIN
Thank you based Bruce
BBRUCE!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YES!!!!!
B O O K S
O
O
K
S
haha get fucked broors
TYBB
TSUUUUUUUUUUUU
WHAT IF I HIT A
>>76232830
Hey fuck you
that's a nice base hit Bruce!
too bad Pill wasn't able to get the win; he had a great start
>>76232843
fucking peralta...
gg
>fake
And also gay