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I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Cristiano Ronaldo. I'm 32 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
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Is this just a really long way of saying that all Greeks are homosexuals?
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>>76228164
>this is the apex of the American """banter"""
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>>76228147
If Cristiano is Patrick Bateman, who is Paul Allen?
Who is Halberstram?
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>>76228191
>who is Paul Allen
Messi
>Who is Halberstram?
Bale
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>>76228190
>everything said everywhere about everything must be banter
>people do not ever engage in serious discussion in the 3rd world
Why are Greeks such easily triggered subhumans?
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When I get to Leo Messi's place, I use the keys I took from his pocket. There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Messi's apartment overlooks the park and is obviously more expensive than mine. I calm myself and move into the bedroom, where I find his suitcase and start to pack.
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>let's see Leo Messi's card
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>>76228147
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>>76228147
>no sunscreen
pretty shit skincare routine to be quite honest with you my double loving friend, photoaging is by far the biggest cause of skin damage
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>>76228610
>look at that subtle coloring. The tasteful goldness. Oh my god, it even has 96 dribbling.
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Do you remember where you were the night of the champions league final?
God....I guess I was probably scoring a hat trick......I was doing one twos with Marcelo.
That's not what I've got
What
That's not the information I'v received.
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Do you like Gray and the Pacemakers?
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Hey Messi!
[he bashes Messi in the knee with the axe, and blood splatters over him]
TRY GETTING A FIFA BALON D'OR NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD
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