This is the most famous portuguese man of all time

but that's not Vasco de Gama or Ferdinand Magellan

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>>76225871
uhm no....

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>implying

No Vasco Da Gama is

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>>76225914
*high fives you*

>>76225871
seems like cr7 is getting dangerously close to a "footy lad" look to me

>>76225871
oh wow isn't this the guy that raped that woman and then paid her thousands to avoid charges?

lmao the most famous portuguese is a rapist

>>76225945
yes, he is straight, yes.

>>76225871
But did he ever have a pigs head thrown at him on the field?

>>76225871
His grease hair was better than whatever this is.

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>>76225914
>>76225925
I know who these people are. I learned about them in school

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Actually, Jesus was Portuguese, I saw it on History channel.

>>76225945

you're mad like if she was your mom or something.

Faggots aren't men.

>>76226076
you're mad like if he was your bf or something

>>76225983
most people do desu

>>76225905
/thread

>>76226056
yes true. Jesus was the first king of Moortugal

>>76225925
Vasco da Gama is popular now because of football, ironically

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>>76225914
>>76225925
>>76226056

>>76227196
christ

>>76227196
uruguay confirmed for fedora

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>>76225905
the average normie probably thinks they're spaniards or italians

>>76225871
even ronaldo is in awe of ronaldo

>>76227226
Magellan is the must known, even for the biggest normie

>>76227196
>Preacher
Fucking kek, thanks, Jewgle

>>76227268
Yeah, it should have been "Rabbi"

>>76227250
Funny that we don't talk that much about Magellan, at least compared to Vasco da Gama and other portuguese navigators.
Perhaps because he accomplished his stuff under the spanish banner.

>>76227196
Belarus?

>>76227308
>Magellan
>first circumnavigation of the Earth

you basically can not leave middle school without knowing this

>>76227283
Jesus is the son of God, not a preacher, my halal friend

>>76227335
yes, but do they have to know his nationality?

>>76227373
In Croatia you have to. Not sure about the rest.

But you are right, a lot of people might think that he is Spaniard or Italian.

>>76227308
What an Empire you two had... Too bad got cucked by England

>>76227196
jesus BTFO

>>76227335
We learn about him in middle school, of course.
But other figures like Vasco da Gama, Henry the Navigator or Pedro Álvares Cabral get more spotlight than Magellan.
And tbf at that time their accomplishments were far more important for us than Magellan's, which didn't have a lot of impact in our history.

>>76225945
I don't think neuer and oblak are women

>>76227226

wtf! They aren't Spanish?

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>>76227455
Given our shortage of manpower, it was pretty impressive. That and the kebab removal in the middle ages.

I guess we feel melancholic now because we are a shadow of our ancestors.

WE WUZ EXPLORERS

>>76227616
Reminder that we would have probably get an Empire as big as the British one IF we had conqeured and ethinic cleaned Castille and the rest of the Peninsula

Also reminder that the only reason we are independent nowadays and Galicia, Basque Country and Catalonia aren't is because we had colonies and they haven't. And solely for that

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>>76227584

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>>76227616
*sad in portuguese*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qotooj7ODCM

btw you have won Euro and Eurovision in less than a year time span, cheer up a bit

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>>76227616
At least you have pepes

>>76227584
Both him and Columbus did their thing under the Spanish flag.
Both, and this is documented, asked the Portuguese crown to finance their endeavors, both were denied.
Rightfully so, both of those enterprises failed to bring back profit or notoriety to the Spanish crown.
Back then we were much more savvy.

>>76227711
We still are. Jorge Mendes, Pinto da Costa, Vieira and the other merchants are they descendants

>you will never be a 1400s peasant being sent to the new world and get to brazil, see wild amazonian women and have 40 person orgies with them
>you're now a neet loser spending 16 hours a day in his room visiting the same 3-4 websites each day and have no gf

>>76227784
>you will never be a 1400s peasant being sent to the new world and get to brazil

Brazil was officially discovered in 1500, and wasn't properly colorized until much later

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>>76227784
>not going with your nubile daughter to breed a pure master race

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>>76227784
I'd probably just die of scurvy along the way and never get to plant my barbosa seed in those qt kuruminhas.

>>76227830
top kek reference

>>76227830
I will never see that film until the day I make my own version of Based Aguirre's story, with a proper Hispanic Aguirre sending letters to King Philip II saying he was a pussy next to his father

Screencap thiss

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>>76227861
Saved

>>76225905
>Ferdinand Magellan

Fernão Magalhães please

>>76227616
dont be sad, at least you still have some money thanks to those brave man

>>76227911
Thanks, based Spainbro

Now await 25 -30 years

That should be enough, hopefully

>>76227616
Guess how a Greek must feel then

>>76227746
Yes, but not for the crown. There is no crown.
But it's true. There are alot of Portuguese influent people. The CEO of Peugeot-Citroen is Portuguese. The secretary-general of the UN is Portuguese.
Comparing to similar country, Czech Rep.
Same pop. More or less the same econ power.
How many Czechs can you name?
Peter Czech?
It's not just football.

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>>76227937
I'll wait

>>76227784
Imagine going from the filthy europeans whores to the clean and tight indians. Lads must have thought they were in heaven.

>>76227947
Kafka? Dvorak?

>>76227989
Thanks, Spainbro.

If I fail to make the movie due to lack of funds or patience, I will, at the very least, try to write a book about Aguirre. A dramatization, like Blood Meridian

You can also screencap this

>>76227947

>Václav Havel
>A lot of footballers
>Franz Kafka
>Milan Kundera

>>76228064
Saved, i'll wait

>>76227947
>not mentioning Valter Hugo Mãe, Paulo Branco e Manoel de Oliveira

Get your shit together, 'gal

>>76227696
Thanks, hrvatskibro.

We had hopes of winning the Euros sooner or later, after the 2000, 2004 and 2012 campaigns. Although 2016 didn't generate much hype among us until the knock-out stages. I only believed we had chances of winning it after Eder's goal lmao.

As for Salvador, not sure of what's more surprising. Winning at all or gathering all those points from every region of Europe.
We used to send songs as good or better than that in eurovision's glorious days and we were always shat upon. I guess yuros didn't like us at the time.
This song is an old classic in portuguese music and only got 1 point in that year's contest ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EWerGTtyEg

>>76225945
>went to his hotel room and had sex with him
>rape

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>>76225871
>Implying it's not Diogo Infante
>Implying it's not Camões
>Implying it's not Salazar
>Implying it's not Afonso Henriques
>Implying it's not Alberto Barbosa
>Implying it's not the portuguese DBZ Dub

Get on my level you dirty gerry. Fucking jew cunts.

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>>76228406
>implying it's not Fernando Mendes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMa9iVObGQc

>>76228406
> portuguese DBZ dub

GT DRAGON BALL GT GUERREIRO

>>76228406
Alberto Barbosa is the only one of those I've heard of.

>>76228489
hello, reddit

>>76228406
t. Alberto Barbosa

>>76228513
fuck off, the "espetaculo" meme is older than reddit itself

doesn't belong to those sissies

>>76227196
Of course Ronaldo will be Googled more often now he's popular and always in the news

Odell Beckham Jr is the most googled American athlete right now, would you say he's more famous than George Washington because of that?

>>76227196
>Magellan
what did Belaruse mean by this?

His dentist should get a nobel prize. Those veneers are stellar looking.

>>76232945

Yes

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>>76228295

>1965
>Estado Novo
What did you expect. Anyhow, Simone is overrated

>>76227943
Saying modern Greece has strong ties to Ancient Greece is more invalid than saying Italy has strong ties to Ancient Rome, and that's already pretty invalid

>>76225905
once in school I got a B for an exam and then the teacher asked a question and I answered "Magellan" and then he moved it to an A
good times

>>76227784

they weren't peasants, they were usually from noble families but as the seventh or eighth son they weren't gonna inherit shit so they had to make their own way

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>>76234511
Why do Jordan and Washington have synchronized spikes?

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>>76227746

Mendes would have been the GOAT slave trader

>>76227616
don't worry mane, we still like you

come to goa anytime

>>76227669
Kek. You're lucky you got independence from Castille in the first place

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>>76235030
wooooooo

>>76235107
>win battles
>convince the Pope
>lucky

Anyhow the County of Portugal (later of Portugal and Galiza) was autonomous since the beginning although subservient to Leon. Castille doesn't enter the math here

>>76235263
You're lucky in that the retards of the middle ages thought Gavelkind succession was a good idea

Are those type of glasses still "inn" in Europe?? They truly are ugly as fuck

>>76235295
Vímara Peres wasn't the son of any king. Anyhow with that logic we can say there was a risk in proclaiming other nobleman as viceroy of India etc.

How else were you supposed to administer? Even more so with the Reconquista in process

>>76235030
simultaneity doesn't necessarily imply correlation.

>>76235474
>Vímara Peres
He was just a count, a vassal. The division and later independence didn't come until Garcia II and then later Afonso Henriques.
>How else were you supposed to administer?
If you have a very large threat then rather than dividing your land and causing fighting among your family it's probably better to give it all to one person

>>76225905
>Vasco de Gay

>>76225905
De Gama yes but wtf is magellan

>>76235537

>He was just a count
Sure but that's when the county that had some autonomy starts. This is the only part that you could argue that comes from gavelkind - the original point.
>Afonso Henriques
Which, even more explicitly, was the son of Teresa (with whom he then battles!) who rebelled to Leon and Henry who was from the House of Burgundy

>If you have a very large threat then rather than dividing your land and causing fighting among your family it's probably better to give it all to one person
Thing is I don't think Asturias was all that powerful. For some reason Henry is from France, e.g.

E foi o Éder que os fodeu !

It was Éder that fucking fucked thoose French wankers !

>>76235655
The "large threat" I was referring to was the Muslims

Cristiano Ronaldo is plenty more famous than Vasco da Gama, anons.

>>76235735
I understood. Asturias couldn't fight it alone

>>76227616
Without a union of the spaniards kingdoms, we ve been carnage for overpopulated france

>>76227943
very turkish?

>>76227196

belarus gay af too

>>76225871
1. Fernando Mendes
2. Tino de Rans
3. Manuel Luis Goucha
4. Cristina Ferreira
5. Eder
6. Salvador Sobral
7. Joao Baiao
8. Quim Barreiros
9. Justin Credible
10. Erica Fontes

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>>76225871
And now imagine you would look exactly like the most famous person from portugal.

The Portuguese must pay for their crime of killing Jeremy Irons in The Mission.