/hoc/: 12 shots, 5 Goals edition

1st for fuck the Predditors and their retarded Drumpf supporting fanbase

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Not gonna lie, game 1 has me a tad spooked,lads.

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>>76222285
42 WHOLE YEARS

>.636
>Finnish goaltending

>>76222328
Penguins will adjust. They ended up being fine in the first. They just fucking shell up when they get big leads like that in beginning of games

Sup????

That game was fucking bullshit. Preds deserved to win but if it went for meme goals and refs.

>>76222328
Pittsburgh is over stacked with shooters like the Chicago Blackhawks in 2015.

Preds won't make it out alive. Any other team they would have faced last night would have went into OT with preds winning. Pittsburgh came back fast as fuck and shut em down.

>>76222412
i thought memes were suppose to be on the preds side?

Friendly reminder that the Predditors had NO FANS before 2017

>>76222451
will he suffer from pstd?

>>76222484
I give ZERO (0) fucks.

>>76222484
Friendly reminder that the pongs had no fans from 2010 thru 2016

>>76222435
Preds went 3-0 after the catfish.

>>76222619
then how did they lose a tied game

>Juuse Saros
>HEIGHT 178 cm / 5'10"
What the fuck? Is he finnish Marty Turco?

>>76222619
no they did not

Holy shit the preds face a bit of adversity fir the first time these playoffs and go full whiny bitch mode. Was rooting for them but I think I'll root for the Pens now.

>>76222619
3-2* (when initially down by 3)

>>76222484
friendly reminder that the preds are the good guys

Reminder the Preds are the good guys and /hoc/ has always been a pro-Preds board

>>76222685
kek

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>>76222685
>Holy shit the preds face a bit of adversity
>a bit

>a wrong offside call that got a goal disallowed
>a wrong penalty call that led to a 5v3 where bettguins scored
>Crosby gets away with a dirty hit, bettguins immediately score

>>76222451
>Goal 19:43 1st
>not another shot till 16:43 3rd
>another goal
finnish goaltending at its finest

>>76222702
>take traditions from other hockey teams
>good guys

Literally fucking reddit

>>76222629
>>76222670
>>76222686
Do you guys not know what a streak is?

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>>76222632
>manlets even once

>>76222736
Literally fucking SEETHING

>>76222759
>>76222759
>Do you guys not know what a streak is?
but they went 3-2 after the catfish

is this the power of common core?

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>>76222736
>Crosgod takes that same hit 50 times a game
>"oh man these guys are playing great physical defense against crosby"
>Crosgod gives them a taste of their own medicine
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEE DIRTY DIRTY BETTGUINS"

Kek

Friendly reminder that the Predditors are a dirty diving refpuck relying team and will lose to the Pongs

>>76222736

>wrong call was actually the right call

You are absolutely seething right now.

>>76222759
>t-the preds scored 3 goals in a row!!
>OK but then they let in 2 and lost the game
>i-it doesn't count!!

Fucking kek

has there ever been a hockey game, nay a sporting event of ANY kind where the losing team's fans didn't blame the refs?

>>76222736
>it was offsides.
>calls evened out
>missed a 4 minute high stick in 3rd when rust lost some teeth.
>slight interference that happens ever other play is somehow dirty.

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>>76222791
which call are you referring to? the offside where the player's skate was on the neutral ice, or the world's lightest check?

Does anybody have a webm of that Aberg/Subban offsides?

>>76222811

The offsides call where the player had one foot on the ice.

The penalty from Neal and his shitty discipline.

Preds scored two goals on two pretty soft calls. That was NOT roughing on Cole. Subban sold that slash.

>>76222844
What was the other penalty? Neal's was legit but the second penalty I just didn't see

>>76222772
>>76222800
Coming back from a three goal deficit is an accomplishment, even if they eventually lost.

>predditors score 2/3 of goals on PP
>REFPUCK!!!!!!


Ahahaha literally the shorks from last year. Pens in 5

>>76222864
THAT POOR BOI DINDU NUFFIN
FUCKING RACIST

>>76222893
you could come back from a 10 goal deficit but if you don't win it doesn't mean shit.

>>76222906
Preds are a Tennessee sports team. Moral victories are the only kind they have.

Why the FUCK is there a day in between each game? Are hockey players pussies or something?

>>76222950
yes

>>76222950
>Why the FUCK is there a day in between each game?
what sport doesn't? NBA even has two day gaps between some games

>>76222906
Maybe if you don't care about the game.

>>76222412
Preds deserved to lose to ducks tho. Cant support one without supporting the other

desu buttman is just trying to get as many cups for Crosby as possible before he inevitably retires early due to mashed-potato brains

>>76223052
Tfw subban is the one to finish crosby off

Do people actually believe that games are fixed? How big of a tin foil hat do you have to have?

>>76222980
mlb is only a break when going between stadiums
that being said its boreball

>>76223075
>Do people actually believe that games are fixed?
did you not watch last game?

>>76223097
baseball's pretty low intensity, hardly counts

>>76223097
Mlb is only physically taxing on pitchers

>>76223128
>did you not watch last game?
how can someone be mad at conclusive video replay
lmao

>>76222867

The other was Calle Jarnkrok for interference.

>>76223014
No they didn't the ducks are bad guys and goons. Reddit said so too.

>>76223135

And catchers.

To a much lower extent though.

>>76223148
"""""""conclusive""""""""

>>76223148
>how can someone be mad at conclusive video replay
>implying refs have never made mistakes before
really made me think

>>76223175
Then the preds didnt deserve to win last night either.

>>76223190
>mad at video evidence
>>76223191
the refs did make a mistake, it was corrected by bettman's team

Penguins are the luckiest team in the universe caps should have beat them in 5

>>76223128
Nothing about last nights game shows that it was fixed. The offsides it was offsides. Foot was lifted off the ice before he had control of the puck. If it was rigged for the Pens they wouldn't have called Cole for that weak roughing call, and they would've called the Preds for a 4min double minor when Rust had teeth knocked out from a high stick.

>>76223225
Honestly it's pretty impressive what Sullivan has done. No one could keep up with them last year. All cycling, high possession play. This year it's opposite. Outshot in like every game. Beating teams off the rush. Goalies have played great and are well insulated. All with Ron Hainsey and Brian Dumoulin as your top defenseman. Pretty wild.

>>76223336
>Honestly it's pretty impressive what Sullivan has done.
coaching a team with 2 number 1 centremen has to be the easiest task in the league
sorry
back when they have 3 number 1 centremen was easier, figures shittsburgh is the only spot american coaching can win

>>76223386
mad retard

>>76223386
>hurr its so easy
>literally got bounced by the >rags in the first round two years in a row before Sullivan

>>76223336

Dumoulin has actually been pretty solid desu.

>>76223386

Staal is not a 1c.

>>76223386
Very salty about the all american coach final? Tell me about how ELITE conor sheary, bryan rust, carter rowney, jake guentzel, scott wilson, and josh archibald are. Also the insanely talented defense pairings of daley-maatta, dumoulin-hainsey, and cole-schultz

>>76223424
nice retort burger
>>76223433
Bylsma was exposed as the fraud he is

>>76223458
>burger
>shittsburgh
you are so mad right now

>>76223458

Bylsma was only the coach for one of those years, the other was Johnston.

>>76223386
But the pangs were fucking garbage until Sullivan took over. Mike Johnston had a pretty elite team and couldn't do shit.

>>76223503
that's because canadians don't know anything about hockey

>>76223503
>>76223500

AV is an elite coach, johnston just some maritime trash who couldnt even make it in the CHL

>>76223458
>i-its so easy anyone can do it
>n-not that guy, he's a fraud!!

Epic

>>76223579
are you really suggesting that the pongs should have won every championship since drafting malkin because i said they are the easist team to coach?

>>76223622
The pongs hadn't even been close to sniffing the final until Sullivan came

>>76223694
almost as if there is more to winning a championship than who is coaching

>>76223721
Almost as if the point was that he took a championship winning team, almost completely changed how they played, and is three games away from winning another championship without his number one defense and a shit ton of injuries.

Christ, you're thick.

>>76223721
By your logic no coach should ever get credit ever. Christ you're a faggot

>>76223804
no coach who is choosing between rolling out crosby or malkin should get credit
so i guess we agree about something

>>76223844

Right, so it's just Crosby and Malkin that make the team. I guess we should just disregard Olczyk, Therrien, Bylsma and Johnston.

>>76223844
Holy shit move the goal posts harder

>h-he has Crosby and Malkin!!
>OK so did mike Johnston and bylsma
>t-they dont count!

The mental gymnastics here

>>76223918
>>76223950
see
>>76223622

all a coach does is make lines

How do we get kippers to post butt again?

The Preds are fucked if Rinne doesn't get his shit together. They played solid hockey unlike the Sharks last year.

>>76224018
Chinese medicine

>>76223986
Yes actually. Maybe not every year but certainly more than 2 final appearances The penguins always lost to very mediocre lower seeds. Not teams that really should have beat them at all. Boston is really the only team that genuinly felt a lot better than them

>>76224018
go back over 5 years to when /sp/ was still smaller and every post didn't end up on reddit and /hoc/ was a ton of tripfags that were friends

>>76224093
guess we should ignore that crosby and malkin were ever injured
but by your logic sullivan would have made the finals without them

>>76224018
Pay her?

>inb4 USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

>>76224106
>tripfags that were friends
There was too many trips and they were all faggots

>>76224245
anonymous won the war

>>76224170
Don't put words in my mouth. I'll take Sullivan over any coach the pens have had in the past 15 years. His results speak for themselves. You're just being an illogical salt filled leaf because there are actually coaches that know what the fuck they're doing that are NOT Canadian.

>>76224271
dont put words in your mouth?
how can you state that sullivan is so fucking elite when you know he wouldnt achieve shit without crosby/malkin
>His results speak for themselves
yeah, the penguins are an easy team to coach, even an american can do it

>charging the catfish thrower
Boooop fuck shittsburgh and their no fun allowed

>>76224314
Sp you're telling me the penguins would have won the stanley cup last year and would be 3 wins away this year if Johnston was in charge right now? Stop being a fucking moron

>>76224321
>making them stop the game in the 2nd intermission
Dumb ass was probably at his first hockey game and doesn't know how to do it

>>76224321
>throwing random shit on the ice should be encouraged not penalized!
t. predditor fangay

>>76224348
How the fuck did I type intermission

>>76224342
>Sp you're telling me the penguins would have won the stanley cup last year and would be 3 wins away this year if Johnston was in charge right now?
im not a fortune teller. i already admitted that johnston was shit
having something easy doesnt mean you automatically gonna achieve something

>>76224314
Nigga the penguins are 3 wins from a stanley cup with arguably the shittiest defense in the league and a bunch of AHL forward and perenenial playoff choker nick bonino and old man matt cullen.

>>76224384
If it's so easy anyone can do it. Especially a good ol canadian coach. Stop being a faggot

>>76224425
>perenenial playoff choker nick bonino
this is not true

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>40 shots
>6 prime scoring chances

>12 shots
>7 prime scoring chances

Lmao this will be a easy sweep for pens. Should have been anaheim or wild at the finals.

>>76224425
How is Bonino a choker? He's better in the playoffs than the regular season!

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>>76224459
>wild

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>>76224425
>crosby and malkin at the top of their game
>3 wins away from a stanley cup
it does rmyt
>>76224448
>Especially a good ol canadian coach
AV was more elite than johnston a fraud, problem?

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>>>/pol/127735844
Which one of you faggots

>>76224505
fuck off reddit

>>76224505
Virginia getting publix soon I am excited

>>76224459
Analhymen shouldn't have even made the conferece finals.
They "won" the series in round 2 2 to 5

>>76224519
Publix posting is one of the last hopes to save /hoc/

>>76224480
No one is going to deny how good the two headed monster is but you have to use them properly. It's very possible to shut those two down, but if you notice favorable matchups, you go for them. Which is exactly what has been happening this post season. half the team is only here because sullivan was their coach at WBS. That includes Matt Murray. Guys buy into his system and it really shows. There have been games this team has won without crosby or without much offensive input from him or malkin

>>76224590
Piss off butt hurt oilnigger. Your young team couldnt handle playoffs just like every young team. It was 2-0, it was 3-0, and you couldnt win the auto win of game 7 in anaheim.

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>Catfish guy Jacob Deveral’s charges: 1) disorderly conduct 2) possessing instruments of crime 3) disrupting meetings and processions.

>>76224541
Caps will win the cup once they get a taste of publix

I wasn't on /sp/ last night.

How did the Canadian haters handle that Guentzel move and GWG?
>I-I-Its all tap ins from Crysby, he's not actually doing better than McDavid!
>McMeme got shut down by the Cucks

>>76224752
You guys are such bitches. The poor guy was just having fun

>>76224654
>There have been games this team has won without crosby
literally one game against a team they dominate postseason after postseason
both crosby and malkin are over a ppg so they are putting input in way more often than not
>half the team is only here because sullivan was their coach at WBS
if that was really true then the pens needs to fucking obliterate whoever is reporting their scouting/development to management

>>76224763
>finnish goaltending

>>76223075
Not that big, there's no brain in their heads

>>76224769
"possession instruments of crime".
> fun

He could've taken someone's eye out!

>>76224769
Now he's gonna be poorer after all those fines.

>>76224769
stop throwing random shit on the ice

>>76224787
One game that if they lost, the season would have been over. Its about rising to the occassion and they always do, even if Crosby is out. Start of the year, crosby was missed but it didn't stop them from winning lots of games. That's what makes this team good. Even if Malkin and Crosby disappear in games they can respond anyway. That's the biggest difference from this team and older penguins teams, and why sullivan is so respected here

>>76224830
>>76224847
>>76224855
>waaaaaahh
Keep crying. We'll keep doing it anyway

That catfish reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0og0tMH5mqY

>>76224884
>we

>>76224884
Haha, relax. I was being a BIT facetious. Still though, pretty gross habit to steal from the Red Wings of all teams.

>>76224865
>One game that if they lost, the season would have been over.
how the fuck do you get eliminated in game 4 when you are up 2-1?

>>76224947
Because the caps won the next 2 games quite easily? What is wrong with you

The funny thing about hockey coaching is that, as impressive as the Pens have been under Sullivan, it wouldn't even shock me if he gets fired in the next five years.

>>76224963
>What is wrong with you
you are the retard stating they get eliminated in a game 4 situation lmao

>>76224982
They're not here if they lose game 4. You're just in damage control

>>76224994
>if x happens then y must still occur
you are the one stating hypothetical situations and you calling me out for damage control?
the autism in this discussion is reaching critical mass

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>>76222451

Who would win in a staring competition between a Finn and a Swede?

>>76225021
HOW

>>76225020
There is no reason to believe that team wins game 5 or 6. The way they played there everyone expected them to lose gane 7

>>76224884
Imagine being proud of this. At least the octopus and rats were somewhat organic. By doing this your basically admitting that your franchise is so embarrassingly pathetic that you'd just rather be Detroit. I do respect the haplessness, though.

Reminder that the preds scored 3 straight goals after the catfish came down

>>76225020

Wow look, a fucking leaf that's retarded. Nothing new to see here.

>>76225056
Game 5 wasn't too bad until it reached the 3rd period

>>76224884
And you'll keep getting arrested for it kek. Keep crying about it

>>76225056
so glad you have a crystal ball anon
reply to this post with the world series winner please
>>76225102
>Wow look, a fucking leaf that's retarded. Nothing new to see here
oh look its a burger that talks completely out of his ass. Nothing new to see here

>>76225095
And lost the game

>>76225095
I assume it's because they can relate to being a bunch of bottom-feeding muckdwellers like all people in Nashville?

>>76225134
I'm done with your autism anon. Clearly you can't handle Americans succeeding.

>>76225159
thanks for all the (you)s

hello can one of my finnish friends please translate for me? thank you

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496150517429.webm

>butthurt about a fucking catfish
Never change /hoc/

Too bad the catfish didn't count as a shot on net for Rinne. Really could have helped his save %

>>76225253
Rinne isn't even the reason we lost

>>76225207
Just some good music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h_hS0d4vqg

>>76225262
really?
who many games have you won when hes at .636sv

>>76225320
Just shut up. Only 1 goal was saveable

>>76225262
>"r-rinne was fine, r-refs won it for s-shitsberg"

lol. The only goal that wasnt his fault was Shearys wide open one timer that there wasnt a D in site. Rinne just got exposed since Preds never played a team with a fast offence.

>inb4 HAWKS AND DUCKS

Hawks rely on Keith and Kane. Ducks are 1 line.

Caps GM saying Ovechkin could be traded if the right deal came. Ovechkin to the Pens this offseason. 5peat imminent.

>>76225426
Are you serious

>>76225426
>implying Pens wont hold that cap till 2018 free agency to sign Karlsson

>>76225426
yeah saw that post on /r/hockdy to. whats your /u/ so i can gild your account?

>>76225426
No sane team will take that contract. They're stuck with him

Can Ovechkin be VEGAS'd?

>>76225426
>ovechkin
>winning the cup

>>76225491
Its not that bad if Washington were to hold onto 2-3 million. Its only until 2021

McDavid to Pongs when?

>>76225522
No way the caps let that happen because they get no return. He's gonna ne protected

>>76225555
>they get no return
>dont lose a depth player
>drop almost 10million cap

Wew.

>>76225573
>lose generational talent
Idiot

Since Final became best-of-7 in 1939, the team that has won Game 1 has gone on to capture The Stanley Cup 77.9% of the time (60 of 77 series).

>>76225641
Numbers are just numbers
Like scoring 4 goals on 10 shots

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>Play worst game of the season in the SCF game 1
>still win

I want to be a fan of an NHL team.

Which team do you recommend?

>>76225677
The New York Ice Hockey Rangers

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>>76225357
>only 1 was saveable
>go into goofy stance and flub your glovehand on the first one
>literally push a trickling backhand into traffic on the 3rd goal
>weak shot goes right by glove on 4th goal

Lel. I think you meant only 1 wasnt his fault.

>>76225677
Vancouver

>>76225594
>generational talent
>not even top 3 on his team

Nice """"""generational talent"""""" you got there

>>76225696
I prefer teams that have never won stanley cup

>>76225711

And why Vancouver?

>>76225725
No stanley cups in Vancouver

>>76225675
Seriously this is just their victory lap from last year, half-assing it with a bunch of AHL'ers and getting outshot regularly. Yet still winning. It's fucking hilarious.

>>76225725
Kipper would literally suck your dick

>>76225751
Outshot the snes tho

>>76225734
Give me other reasons, why should i be a vancouver fan?

>>76224593
The only thing more reddit than /pol/ is reddit

>>76225778
You will get a qt Asian gf(male)

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>>76225641
i cri evertim

>>76225641
I'll be more confident if the pens go up 2-0. I think that has like a 92% success rate at winning the cup

>>76225802
>>76225802

The Whitecaps are more likely to win the MLS cup, before Vancouver is a champion in the NHL

>>76225806
>92%
pls stop bully

>>76225806
Murray has never lost back to back games Anon. He has 100% success when winning game 1

>>76225838
He actually just has 100% series win rate. Doesn't even need game 1

catfish guy literally did nothing wrong

>>76225806
If Pens go up 2-0, Sullivan can ice the entire AHL team for a game just so they get their names on the Cup.

I am still worried anyway. Pens looked like ass laat night

>>76225863
then why was he charged

>>76225863
>threw it on the ice during an icing
thanks dumbass more time for the pens to stand around and rest

>>76225863
>predwings fans cant even come up with their own traditions

Laughing @ tennassee tbqh

>this fat perdsfag that always says we

>>76225893
government conspiracy

Reminder that Pongs/Snes was the true SCF

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*Blocks your path*

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>>76225954
>goalie only makes 7 saves on 12 shots
>"IT WAS REFPUCK"

Laughing @ your life

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>>76225948
*Blocks your path*

>>76225677
Invest HARD in Oilers for future gains. But given your flag you might prefer Sharks.

>>76225886
They didn't look great, but the Preds didn't really dominate 5v5 either. It was kind of just a muddling game in-between the PP's.

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>>76225986
*escorts you through path*

>>76225932
first bettman
now the municipal government
when does trump start preventing the preds from winning?
don't even want to consider the repercussions if the bogs get involved

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>>76226028
*eats your path*

>>76225986
>>76226028
YOU JUST KNOW

>>76226064
I never understood people who rip labels off bottles. Seems like a waste of time

>“I thought ‘Man, wouldn’t it be awesome to get to go to that game?’” he said. “And then, like an ignorant redneck, I thought ‘Wouldn’t it be awesome to throw a catfish on the ice at this game?’”

absolute madman

>>76225725

Start up next season with Las Vegas since it's a new team with no history.

>>76226072
That she married the right Nashville player?

>>76226083
Some people just feel that they need something to do with their hands while watching stuff.

>>76226083
it's just autism, they can't leave shit like that alone

>>76226118
I'm not talking about marriage here Sven. YOU JUST KNOW.

>>76226170
Unlike Rinne, who is a finn, and thus doesn't know anything of value?

>>76226206
YOU JUST KNOW

>>76226222
Obviously not

>>76226237
not surprised that virgin doesn't pick it up but the rest of us: YOU JUST KNOW

>>76226246
What virgin? Rinne?

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>>76225021
reposting the GOAT version

>>76222451
5 in 12.

Talk about choking.

>>76226253
he was referring to yourself swebro

>>76226291
Why would he make up lies about me instead of just explaining what he means though?

>>76226265
you mean the reddit version?

>>76226319
Finnish mentality.

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rookie of next season, I guess

better than Laine

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>tfw not white
good feel

>>76226382
Strange people

>>76226392
Quality post

>>76226392
He certainly won't get as much minutes as Laine did

so no

>>76225885
Probably win with them

>>76226392
Jesus does he get AM/FM radio when them ears?

>>76226484
thats not how radio waves work dummy

>>76226484
it's all about digital audio broadcasting now

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>>76226418
>tfw hokkei loving black man with a qt white gf

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>>76226418

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Drew in paint earlier with my daugther on my lap
Ended up being a ducks fan
Did I do good?

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>>76226694
>Ended up being a ducks fan

you made the right choice, my friend

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>>76226694

Great choice, ducksbro

it is sweet to see that people are starting to realize being white and male is quickly becoming irrelevant.

>>76226418
>>76226617
>>76226823
can you please go do this to /pol/ instead? they actually deserve it, to a point

>>76226591
how can one pikkle be so smuk

SHOOK

>>76227146
THERE AIN'T NO SUCH THING AS HALF WAY CROOKS

>>76227153
>>76227146
>>76227153
damnit you guys just had to do it, now i gotta jam

>>76225725
Las Vegas. You can get in on the ground floor, and you'll never be labeled a bandwagoner.

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>>76226591
what s up brotha

>>76226591
my nigga another brother nigger here

hahahaha rinne is a poo goaltender

feel like watching a good game. anyone have a link to something recent? a game with aggressive defense would be nice

>>76226694
Looks like a giant green penis desu

>>76226064
what compels fat people to be so fat and eat something so fattening and think it's okay?

>>76227271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSHoiNAITfE

>>76226747
>>76226793
Thanks!

>>76227407
Genuily tried avoiding making it look like that, lol

>>76227497
Why are you thinking about penises with your daughter on your lap? Did you have boner

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>tfw ducks fan watching game 1 like lit af

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>Fleury's wife visited Vegas schools.
HAPPENING. GET IN HERE KNIGHTBROS.

>>76227809
> he doesn't fuck grown hairy men

GO SHARKS

>smashing a catfish by running it over with your truck
>then stuffing it in your underwear
inbreds
http://www.post-gazette.com/sports/penguins/2017/05/30/predators-fan-catfish-thrower-2017-stanley-cup-final/stories/201705300137

>>76227854
>he doesn't fuck fellow trannies
GO BOLTS GO

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Who are the most literally whos of NHL?

>>76227828
Based Pongs sending Vegas a true golden knight

>>76227882
>he doesn't fuck grown men in animal costumes
GO YOTES

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>pengs will only lose their backup tender to the expansion draft

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The vegas golden knights will make the poffs

>>76227918
> he doesn't fuck boypussy

GO DUCKS

>>76227955
The Pacific's so shit they just might.

>>76227999
their rosters is actually going to be ok

Golden Knights have never lost a game

They should be /hoc/:s team

>PETA praising the Pongs

definitely the bad guys

>>76227957
>he doesn't fuck goaltenderes who are literally inconsolable

GO RAGS

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>>76227485
don't you ever... EVER speak like that to me again...!

>>76227485
LMAO BTFO

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>it was 3-0

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pk subban is a manchurian candidate

>>76222802
I didn't blame the refs when
>my
Blackhawks got raped by Nashville this year

>>76228347
>veggie plate

shit party

fuck hockey and fuck white people

>>76227908
Everyone on Arizona's roster

I would rather keep fleury

>>76228426
> OEL
> Mike Smith
> max Gomi
> Shane Doan

> whos

No

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>>76228412

>>76228469
>who
>who
>who
>who

>>76228478
post butt

>>76228469
Yea they have like 4-5 name players ,everyone else is a literal who. Proof top line is Brendan Perlini Christian Dvorak Shane Doan
>Brendan Perlini
>Christian Dvorak

The biggeat literally who is the columbus blue jacket

>>76228612
Did you know Carolina has a team?

>>76228612
but they have that guy named Bob LOL LE BOBB XDDD XDD

>>76228652
theyve won the stanley cup before ya i know abou them. did you know theres one in british columbia

>>76228670
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>76228670
calm down u spaz

>>76228612
Blue Jackets are memorable for Americans though.

If you know what a Blue Jacket is, and if you don't then you are a retarded subverted nu-American and shouldn't exist.

>>76228758
i know what a green jacket is, but what the FUCK is a blue jacket?

>>76228758
thought their mascot like a yellow jacket with blue striped instead of yellow

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>>76228774
Union Soldiers in the Civil War

>>76227955
is Shipachyov elite?

>>76228758
why would people outside of burgerland care about burger history?
only autists freely study history.

>>76228715
who took the jelly outta your donut kippy

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>>76228774
>>76228778

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historys gay

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Cousin just told me she did DNA Jew thing

>tfw 5% Finn

>>76228801
Columbus is inside the USA.

Also, people who don't know history are embarrassingly stupid and easily manipulated by fake news.

>>76228821
why would they name themselves after british

>>76228838
how much african DNA is in you

>>76228838
well unless your cousin is also your sister (which i don't doubt) you could be 0% Finn

>>76228821

Try again with union soldiers circa 1863

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>>76228832

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>>76228838
Dont worry about it you're adopted

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>>76228872

My dad's brothers daughter

>>76228881

I wish this were true

>>76228876
the original term "blue jacket" was coined for the 1st continental army to counter the British coined "red coats"

It may have been re-used, but in general Blue Jacket means those guys.

Hell if you search for a blue jacket Halloween costume you will find that, not anything from the civil war.

Civil war = Yankees and Confederates

>>76228900
and i assume your dad's brother's wife is not related to you, she could be the finnfluence

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Everyone should be proud to have Finnish blood inside of them.

>>76228909

While technically right; they gave themselves their name due to the high amount of soldiers sent to the union army

>>76228917

I doubt it, her mom is from hillbilly Arkansas

Just let me learn to accept that I'm tainted day by day

Why are the Florida panthers called the panthers ?

>>76228963

Because of the animal you herb

>>76228957
this is not something to take lightly, i would investigate further