/trans/ - Ross Barkley is shit edition

wenger IN

anime

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>>76218026
It's one of July 16th, August 15th, or August 17th, but I don't know how to proceed from there.

>If Albert knew from the day alone then it must be a unique day
>Since Bernard knows Albert can't know, the month shown to Bernard must not have a unique day in it (eliminate May (19) and June (18))
>Since Bernard then knows the date from knowing it's July or August and the day we know it can't be July the 14th or August the 14th

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>>76220887
>>76220885
Two very good posts.

>>76220866
was a spot on decision

>Rose OUT
>Walker OUT

Now we wait for offers for Eriksen, Toby and Kane. RIP Spurs

>>76220911
Literally and objectively no.

David Cartlidge @davidjaca 4m4 minutes ago
Griezmann’s now informed Atleti he wishes to leave the club.
(Via the very reliable @RuizAntonito). #MUFC

so casillas to liverpool

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who /a/

>>76220936
yes pls, would be hilarious

>Manchester United lead the race for Tottenham and England full-back Danny Rose, 26, who looks set to leave after 10 years at the club. (Daily Mirror)
I don't see it happening. Spurs will not win anything, but nor will United. He should go to City if he wants to win anything, or Chelsea if he wants to ride the bench + win things.

>>United's Spain midfielder Ander Herrera, 27, will reject the chance to link up with his former Athletic Bilbao boss Ernesto Valverde at Barcelona and stay at Old Trafford. (Telegraph)
There's no offer. He's not even good enough for United (of old) so why would he be good enough for Barca?

>Manchester City's Spain forward Nolito, 30, wants to leave after less than a year at the club. (Marca)
Of course he does, one of the flops of the season after a nice start

>Arsenal will offer Chile forward Alexis Sanchez, 28, and Germany midfielder Mesut Ozil, 28, a combined £30m per season in salary to stay. (Daily Mirror)
Not sure about the numbers, but I think both will stay. Both to leave to Germany/Italy at the end of next season though.

>The Gunners' Spanish striker Lucas Perez, 28, is wanted by La Liga side Sevilla and Deportivo La Coruna. (AS, via Sun)
Another flop from La Liga, who would have thought.

>Newly promoted Newcastle United are interested in signing Poland winger Kamil Grosicki, 28, from Hull City, who were relegated to the Championship. (Sportowefakty, via Hull Daily Mail)
Nice, buy shit that got relegated to keep you up. Keep it up, Rafa!

>And the Magpies will be given the chance to sign Inter Milan's Italy defender Andrea Ranocchia, 29, who ended the season on loan at Hull. (Chronicle)
See above

>French striker M'Baye Niang, 22, has decided not to join Watford permanently after the end of his loan spell from Serie A side AC Milan. Niang scored two goals in 16 Premier League games for the Hornets. (L'Equipe - in French)
He should go to Palace DESU

>>76220936
Pls no

The Bleacher Report app just told me that Man City just held successful talks with Alexis Sanchez, and they believe they can beat Bayern Munich to signing him.

I don't have a link, but if you Google Alexis Sanchez you'll find it.

>@Sammy_Goal
>@SevillaFC have had a £25m offer for @Arsenal striker Oliver Giroud accepted

> Montella and AC Milan together through to 2019
https://www.acmilan.com/en/news/official-statement/2017-05-30/montella-and-ac-milan-together-through-to-2019

>>76220936
He's going to United after De Gea goes to Real Madrid

any updates on the mooy situation?

>>76220962
Not believable, he's worth half that

>>76220968
Still GOAT, Everton are interested (apparently)

>>76220966
I thought oblak was rumoured to be going to Man U?

>Man City believe they can beat Bayern Munich to Alexis Sanchez after talks in London
http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2892/transfer-zone/2017/05/30/35955792/man-city-believe-they-will-beat-bayern-to-alexis-after-talks

>Valverde has already informed the Barca board he wants Ander Herrera, Aymeric Laporte and Hector Bellerin this summer
https://twitter.com/okdiario/status/869343319016394752

>Newcastle United set to rival Juventus for Ghana international Afriyie Acquah
http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-juventus-afriyie-acquah-transfer-13111028

>Griezmann has informed the club he wishes to leave [COPE]
https://twitter.com/deportescope/status/869553294418509825

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>>76220887
>>76220907
>>76220938

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>>76220907
sauce

>>76220991
>poocastle rivaling juventus for anything

lmao

>>76220991
>Man City believe they can beat Bayern Munich to Alexis Sanchez after talks in London
Bayern already said they can't pay Alexis more than his current wage at arse.

>Griezmann has informed the club he wishes to leave [COPE]
I don't know what's real anymore.

>>76220938
here

>>76221018
Grandblue fantasy. Very generic fantasy anime, but it's pleasant to look at and pleasent in how generic it is.

>>76221021
The lad was probably spotted wearing black and white and now some ponce journo made that into a story

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>>76220991
>Ander Herrera and Hector Bellerin

>West Ham are set to break club transfer record in a £35m deal for Ross Barkley from Everton, which could potentially rise to £40m
https://www.theguardian.com/uk/sport/33944320/transfer-louge/west-ham-set-to-complete-£35m-deal

Tammy Abraham to Newcastle is what in hearing from dodgy Dave at the Red Lion

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>>76221067
>neverton

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damn

>>76220893
it's July 16
>the only way Albert can know from Bernard already knowing the answer is if the month is July because it only has one alternative.

how does mourinho plan to fit martial, rashford, griezmann, lukaku and zlatan in the one side

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You now remember pic related

>>76221132
Same way Allegri fit Pjanic, Dybala, Mandzukic, Cuadrado and Higuain in 1 side

Javi Martinez is in Liverpool for a medical

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>>76221130
Ah yeah. Nice one eternal ally.

>>76221168
>this kills the heart

>>76221103
shit player to newcastle, sounds right

>>76220870
>Arsenal will offer Chile forward Alexis Sanchez, 28, and Germany midfielder Mesut Ozil, 28, a combined £30m per season in salary to stay. (Daily Mirror)

They kept Wenger so these two would stay. Maybe they snatch up Bale and win a CL in two years.

>>76221160
No way.

He is Shit.

>>76221194
Sup newfriend.

I love trans fucking lads

>>76221157
don't watch jewv

>>76221126
uma delicia

Alri Thailand

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>>76221182

>>76221244
new brazilian f1 track?

Where did the "perro caca" joke come from?

>>76221168

>tfw

Any updates on the protracted gf to anon transfer?

>>76221244
I don't speak Portugesa, is that little nigger boy slave labor or something?

>>76221268
I'm guessing someone found that picture of a doggo shitting on a soccer field and successfully memed it

>>76221261
delete this right fucking NOW

>>76221268
it's an advanced version of slippery wet dog poop which was an advanced version of something I forgot

>>76221268
Slippery wet dog poop

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>>76221244

Sky Sports News HQ @SkySportsNewsHQ 3m3 minutes ago

BREAKING: Leicester City winger Riyad Mahrez has asked to leave the club this summer

>>76221313

>wearing a full kit and gloves indoors

Sky Sports News HQ @SkySportsNewsHQ 3m3 minutes ago

BREAKING: Manchester City winger Bernardo Silva has asked to leave the club this summer

>>76221271
I think I fucked up with mine, so she's probably going to be a free agent pretty soon

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Can I trust this ?

>>76221325
This is real, I can confirm.

>>76221344
What did you do?

Sky Sports News HQ @SkySportsNewsHQ 3m3 minutes ago

BREAKING: Bayern Munich midfielder Javi Martinez has signed a three year contract with Liverpool FC.

>>76221346
How much did Bravo cost?

>>76221362
Around 18 mil

Sky Sports News HQ @SkySportsNewsHQ 3m3 minutes ago

BREAKING: Arsene Wenger ate a full continental breakfast this morning, comes as a SLAP IN THE FACE to hard-working British fans

>>76221362
17M, 4th the most expensive keeper in history.

Is everyone aware that this is the last week of relevant football until the CL starts again the 27th of June?

That's over 3 (three) weeks without football.

>>76221380
Delete this right fucking now

>>76221355
link tweets or I don't trust it

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lads

LADS

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>>76221299
>>76221313

>>76221371
>>76221379
Top keke, shows how terrible a signing he's been if they need to spend more than twice that amount to get someone else in

>>76221380
Not for me mate, I've got MLS :^)

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>>76221380

>>76221325
>>76221348
https://twitter.com/SkySportsNewsHQ/status/869562951375736833

Unironically legit

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>>76221380

>>76221349
I don't even know, but it's 1-word-answer city over here

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>>76221380
umm speak for yourself

>>76221380
theres tour de france and roland garros to keep everyone busy

>>76221411
Where do you reckon he'll go? I've checked Transfermarkt, no other team is linked to him.

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>>76221261

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>>76221411
What did he mean by this?

>>76221439
>>76221437
Have some dignity, both of you.

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Costa to Atletico
Griezman to Chelsea

t. genious

>>76221452
>think itll be some ntr shit
>pleasantly surprised

good job germany

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>>76221439
>tour de france
feels good, mang.

>>76221452
Based GermanWebmBro

>>76220929
NOICE

I hope United are serious and buy Willian.

Where will Oliver Giroud land?

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>>76221500
>tfw you witnessed this live

>>76221126
lmao someone tell this retard the wc already took place

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>>76221607
>yfw he doesn't know

>>76221595
Mountaintop chess biking is my fave new sport.

>>76221349
Loaned her to Jamal FC.

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A knee updates on the Sanchez to Bayern situation?

>>76221595
Oh, the feels.
>>76221344
What happened?

>>76221673
yes see >>76220991

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Where's Mahrez headed to?

Will he replace Sanchez at Arse?

>>76221756
probably shitaly or france

haha, fuck off. Reading (The Royals) are one of the most unique, exciting teams to have ever played in the Premier League. Founded in 1871 in the Royal County of Berkshire we are one of the oldest clubs in the entire world and every year has been a roller coaster ride, a roller coaster fun enough to be suitable for Legoland in Windsor, another Berkshire town.

Reading, in their short stays in the Premier League, have introduced the following memorable superstar players to the fans of the division

>Steve Sidwell
>Hal Robson Kanu
>Adam Le Fondre
>Brynar Gunnarson
>Bobby Convey
>David Kitson
>Leroy Lita

This is just a few of the pieces of gum that Reading have given the fans to chew on in their short stays in the division. Exciting and memorable players. We have also had several exciting matches. For example

>Reading 6 West Ham United 1

These are just some examples of the thrilling matches that Reading have been involved in. Indeed, whenever Reading are in the Premier League it has been estimated that violent crime in Bangkok is down by 5% due to the people coming off the streets to watch READING. And the fun doesn't end there. We are managed by Jaap Stam, the former Manchester United defender. Former Manchester United defenders always make for exciting times when placed into management positions and I have no doubt Jaap will be no different. In fact we Reading fans have a chant for him 'Chinese JaapStamanese Dirty Knees Boobies' which is done to mock opposing players who are either from China (Chinese), Divers (dirty knees) or fat (boobies). We are very exciting so fuck off.

ITK here

Mahrez to P$G

>>76221787

wtf I love The Royals now

Lads, who will sign Tuchel?

We need a club that can handle his autistic outbursts.

>>76221756
Taking Perisic spot at inter.

>>76221824
he's prolly gonna take a year pause then go to a big club
problem with him leaving dortmund is that dortmund have been linked with favre as a replacement and favre leaving Nice might lead to a collapse of the team

>>76221824
psg when they sack emery

>>76221756
Monaco, where he will recover his form from Leicester's title winning season and help to dump City out of the Champion's League in the Ro16 again

>>76221824
Huddersfield to have the double combination

cheeky 96 la

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>>76221824
He is the best thing on the market right now
>

>>76221863
monaco are too high energy for mahrez, that faggot moves like he's on ramadan the full year

>>76221400
He did use the word relevant.

>>76221908
I'm still mad.

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So, apparently there's a problem with Kessie. They need to do more medical test.

I found this earlier this year. Apparently there was a scandal in the WC U17, 4 years ago. He was listed as a 1991 on the site of the ivorian federation. Someone has more info? I think this dude might be a scam.

>>76222075
>african '''''''''youth''''''''''
>not being older than they claim
plenty of scams with their players, even eto'o was suspected of being a few years older than he said

if you want an african player buy one born in france

>>76222075
African players lying about their age is normal and accepted, it's probably something else.

>>76221673
>What happened?
See >>76221430

>>76222136
>>76222141
Yeah, it's common but not accepted at all. If he's really 26 years old, he's never worth 28M.

in tears la's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JhqbAtIEuU

Lads

LADS

Mahrez to West Ham is all but done

>>76221824
Arsenal should do it, alas

BBC Sport @BBCSport 2m2 minutes ago

Done deal!

Bournemouth have signed Asmir Begovic from Chelsea for a reported £15m.

Absolutely no idea why I Everton didn't go for Begovic when he's that cheap. What the fuck.

>>76222447
They want Willy on a free

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>>76222488
>Everton want some willy

>>76222488
those filthy benders

>Chelsea youngster Dominic Solanke agrees to join Liverpool

>Leicester transfer targets waiting on manager announcement before committing to Foxes.

>Manchester United leading chase for Fabinho

>Official - Bournemouth sign Asmir Begovic

>Oficial- Benfica is on-going negotiations with Man City over Ederson

>>76222016
I wonder how Johannes is feeling rn

>>76222162
Hmm made me think

>>76222075
are they going to cut his leg off and count the rings?

>>76222488
Fucking hell. They don't need anymore inconsistent flappy keepers.

>>76222563
an x-ray of the wrists/hand usually gives a close enough estimate of age on young people

>>76222075
he only arrived in 2015 in Italy so there's high chances of him being born in 1991

>>76221483
That's the dream scenario.

Can Everton just please not fuck this transfer window up?

>>76222594
they should get sigurdsson
would improve the team even if n'barkle stays

>>76222637
Leave Siggy alone please

How do we save fullbacks and end the tyranny of the enfeebled wing back

>>76220938
who is this titty monster

No fucking surprise Mahrez wants to go, overrated cunt didn't do anything for his team this season. Would be surprised if any team above westham gets him

>>76220893
sauce

Hey guys, anyone want Wayne Rooney?

>>76222775
how much?

>>76222775
yeah my sunday team could use a waterboy

>>76222775
nah

>>76222775
My gran does

>>76222806

How much you want?

>>76222575
Willy is top tier at cucking liverpool, maybe thats why they want him

>>76222715
It's Annie Clark, A.K.A St. Vincent but I don't know the exact interview.

>>76222637
Everyone's knows they should get siggy and everyone knows they should get rid off Barkley, buy does everyone's know that Everton are more fucked up than spee?

>>76222881

Aren't Everton known for using Football Manager to scout players?

>>76222833
He's me da

>>76220966
that would be the most retarded thing ManU has done in the past 5 years, and that's saying something

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>>76220936
JUST

>>76222909
Especially considering Mouyes' relationship with Casillas

>>76222898
Kek please be true, would explain a lot

--------------------------------------------Pickford
Colemon(not ded)----------Williams-----------Funes Mori-----------Baines
---------------------------------------------Gueye
-------------------------------Not McCarthy--Sigurdsson
Fast Winger with no end product #1------Fast Winger with no end product #2
------------------------------------Icenenacho (Rooney sub)

>>76222699

hes got Man City squad player written all over him. the black Jesus Navas

>>76222938

Is Bolasie not dead soon?

>>76221595
Wowo
Much cool
Very edgy
Many hipster

>>76222938
>Fast Winger with no end product #1 on the right

>>76222881
Nice swans reference lid.

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Begovic to Bournemouth has been confirmed. Feel pretty bad for him, although he knew what he was getting in to, he probably expected a fairer chance.

>>76222775
Ask Stoke, they love once-good players

anyone update on the break in life to me situation l-lads?

>>76223106
He got a decent run last season

Is Greizmann better than Aguero?

>>76223114
Don't have any news, only a noose

>>76223111
that actually is a rumour

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Just found out Kante is 5'6.

5'6 LADS.
I wasn't expecting 6'4 but fuck me.

>>76223106
I got the impression he was always shit when he played for Lelsea

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>>76223145

>>76222939
not a chance, pep would btfo him and his shitty attitude, doubt he would play a single game

>>76223131
I would take greaseman over agüero

If half of 5 were 3, what would one third of 10 be?

any update on the fuck off to Rooney situation?

>>76223210
4

>>76223197
Why is no one but United after griezmann then

>Solanke to Liverpool

You now remember Chelsea bandwagoners screaming about how GOAT he was going to be

>>76223294
isn't he a united fan

>>76223294
Who's on Aguero?

>>76223296
isn't that Beyoncé's sister?

>>76223294
you think anyone is after agüelol?

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All of these players are horrendous.
Sell them ALL.

>>76223324
Yeah I could see Real and Juve wanting him if he was up for sale

>>76223106
he knew exactly what he was getting into, couple years on the bench for fat checks

>>76223151
all keepers look worse when they play occasionally rather than consistently

>>76223335

Take it to your containment thread please.

>>76223335
>35 player squad
>would keep 5 at best
>wenger gets new contract
oh man next season will be hilarious

>>76223335
>You now rememebr arselel gloryhunters wanting joel campbell to be a starter

why are Liverpool buying shit players?

>>76223347
That's the thing. Griezmann is not up for sale. You have to pay very good money to get him.

>>76223131
griezmann at least can play 5 consecutive games

>>76223379
good players go to good clubs

I am still mad about the fa cup final.

>>76223294
£85m release clause. United probably need him the most out of all the clubs that can afford that

>>76223411
go watch some anime gay boy haha

>>76223411
kys bandwagoner
muh conte

>agüero
>33 goals this season
>only 4 goals against top 5 (2 losses and 2 draws)
>only 28 and plays like he's 35
he's trash

>>76223411

Why? It means 2 more years of Wenger.

>>76223488
yfw he's an Arsenal fan

>>76223488

he wouldve stayed on anyway

Apparently Atalanta are looking to get Haas as a free agent. Can't really imagine he'd be their Kessie replacement if there's any truth to the rumour.

>>76223335
what happened in 2009?

>>76223560
only person we signed in 2009 was Vermaelen

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reminder this will be United's lineup for the Euro Supercup

Not reading the entire thread cuz i'm at work but just got a text that Aubemeyang is headed to PSG

>>76223573
Credence Clearwater Vermaelen?

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>>76223612
>4 at the back

>>76223573
Spurs will play two strikers next season. Probably a 352 or something

>>76223573
>Spurs spending £70m+ for bench warmers

>the 3 meme defence will last for years and years
>even clubs like stoke and wba will start playing with 5 defenders

>>76223545
WTF happened to Kessie today? It's like he hasn't passed the medical tests or something.

>>76223763

i like it desu

Anyone still holding hopes that Wenger will announce his retirement tomorrow?

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rate Cities team lads

>>76223919
I like this idea of bringing back the sweeper.

>>76223919
Too many defenders. Put De Bruyne in goal because he's good on the ball

>>76223791
he got exposed as meme tier

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Where is he going to now?

>>76224027
Dortmund

>>76224027
inter

>>76224027
Inter.

>>76224027
>sfinter

>Mahrez wants to leave Leicester
Bet their actual supporters (not foreign memesters) on here are happy considering he's a luxury player.

>>76224038
>>76224040
>>76224045
What's your opinion about Inter? Is there an actual chance they will be great again?

Same for Milan. I know about
>muh chinese shekels
but that may as well mean shit

>>76224181
Yes, but not next year. Maybe 2018-19 will not be Juve wins lol

Do Liverpool not have their own academy to recruit from?

>>76224249
>You now remember Ojo

Most expensive 14 year old ever or something.

>>76224249
>you now remember John Flanaghan, Andre Wisdom, Jordan Ibe, etc.

>>76224181
Well we got spaletti, a sporting director who has worked with him before, a ton of chinese money and a full preseason to adopt the new coaches philosophy, things are looking up from the last year at least.

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>post yfw AC Milan cuck Arsenal in the round of 16 of the europa league

>>76223145
And there you go why he was very underrated until he proved him self at Lei. He will never learn tho

Brooks to Wolfsburg for £17m reported
Doubt any one else cares but I think it's a terrible move for him

>>76221483
>bosta gone
>someone who can finish chances and actually complete 1-2's with azzar
>cuck mourinho in the process

the best signing we can make tbqhwy

>>76224249
>>76224346
>>76224355
Woodburn, Wilson, Ward and Ojo are apparently in Klopp's plans but don't know for sure if he's actually gonna use them. Maybe Woodburn.

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>>76224430

>>76221452
>be black
>try to project myself in this POV as a friendly new neighbour from North London
>qt japanese girl goes for a kiss
>close my eyes and pucker my lips
>go for the kiss
>open my eyes
>she still has her lips out for a kiss
>see yellow lips kissing her

why do i bother with this?

Any updates on Joel Campbell?

>>76223763
Where has this negativity come from? I like it. Especially since it killed the 4231 menace.

>>76223763
>start

>>76224376
>we

>>76221452
JAV POV is always shit, probably the only thing western porn does better

>>76221787
At least put the 7-4 Pompey game in there

Any updates on Javi Martinez to Liverpool?

>>76221787

>Tfw I was retarded as a kid and thought Leroy Lita was going to become a GOAT

Biglia, 31 years old playmaker currently in Lazio, is all but confirmed to come to Milan

>>76224718
Just saw him outside Goodison desu. Maybe he got lost

>>76224536
Tbf Costa isn't that bad at link-up play, his only problem is that he suddenly decides to go missing for 2-3 weeks.

Why don't Ars get rid of Sanchez and get someone either bigger or more consistent for Ozil to deliver to?

>>76223335
>Szcezezney still plays for Arsenal

wow

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>>76224759
> no champions league football

>>76223919
What that team needs is more 5'6 attack minded midfielders

>>76224738
>as a kid
mate

>>76224750
He is bad when he can think too much, when he tries too hard.

>>76224759
Sanchez has been pretty consistent this season

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>>76222690
Lalatina

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how far could this team go in the CL

>>76224997
group stage exit

yes so who is FSG and the JFT96 transfer committee allowing Kulto Kloppo to sign for a Liverpool 5th/6th place finish next season??

>>76224997

>ibra

>>76225039
me

>>76225108
Go to bed Harry. You had your time at Liverpool

>>76224997
6 points (all draws)

>>76225116
Yeah, he has to be up early to see who he wants to sign for Crawley

>>76225039
van Dyke and Max Kruse

People saying the agent of Mo Salah has a flight to England and has followed LFC on twitter. All I want to know is if Klopp is signing a meme if >we buy Salah?

>>76225039

A shit Chelsea youth player and Tim Krul.

>>76225203

He has had an exemplary seasons with Roma, but I would argue that the Italian league is more geared towards his kind of play, i.e. slower and more played on offside-traps.
He'll do fine at LFC, but probably won't be a starter.

>>76224997
*1-1's your path*

Solanke, Chelsea.

(Sounds like 'so long', would love for this to become a new meme)

>>76225241
>turns up first day
>"Right, everyone look at this, it's what a premier league winners medal looks like"

>AC Milan will in the coming days make a €50m + €5m bonus offer for Real Madrid striker Alvaro Morata

My daily bullshit rumour is Balotelli to Dortmund btw (Favre from Nice likely to succeed Tuchel). Send it to the Sun if you want to.

>>76225249
He's a pretty bang average player so it's no loss

>poop

>Reina to Newcastle
will it happen?

I'm a bit late on this but Tuchel to Arsenal?

>>76225346
In 2 years maybe

>>76225346
Wonga 2 more years

>>76225346
BBC and everyone else have already confirmed he's signed a 2 year deal to be announced tomorrow

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>The city of Everton

Fucking Wonga, how does he keep getting away with it?

>>76225346
Wenger In la

tuchel here
AMA

>>76225386
why don't you just shave it ?

>>76225386
What was the beef about?

>>76225386
Did you see that score, T?

>>76225375
he obviously knows some dirty secrets

>>76225386
sup?

>>76225375
hes the clubs best and possibly one of the premier leagues best ever managers

>>76224486
I don't get it either. Why go from a team that's finished on a European spot two seasons in a row, to one that just escaped relegation? I know the answer's money, but still.

Hertha should get Decarli as a replacement, no way he's staying at Braunschweig.

>>76225398
it's Tay

>tfw you get relegated, but all you can think about is Newcastle

What a pathetic club. I can barely even begin to call Sunderland followers "fans" because real fans wouldn't avoid the stadium when the team needs support. I reckon at least 3/4 of the SoS stands will be closed next season. Sad.

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>>76225422

>>76224997

>Change formation to 4-3-3
>replace ibra with lukaku
>remove micky
>remove keane (he won't start)
>add Mendy
>add herrera

There's united team next season.

I say CL semi's likely.

>>76225346

TWO

MORE

YEARS

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>>76225396
>>76225397
>>76225398
>>76225403
i'm not actually tuchel
TRICKED. haha!

>>76225445
What were Blunderland's average attendances last time they were outside the PL?

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>>76225466
I can't believe you've done this

>>76225445
>tfw you get relegated, but all you can think about is Newcastle
>things which don't happen

>>76225386
are you having a nice time in georgia

Is this an actual good team?

DDG
Valencia Bailly Rojo/Keane Shaw
Herrera/Dier Pogba
Mata Griezmann Mkhi
Lukaku

it's a shame arselel already announced wenger's new contract. With tuchel leaving dortmund, imagine if they had waited a few weeks with all arsefags hoping they he was going to be their new manager only to get the inevitable wenger 2 year extension

>>76225603
no fix the defence

>>76225603
>Valencia Bailly Rojo/Keane Shaw
>Herrera/Dier Pogba
>Mata Griezmann Mkhi
>Lukaku
I doubt Madrid will buy all them

>>76225603

Herrera Dier
----Pogba-----

>>76225603
>Pogba
>Mata Griezmann Mkhi
>Lukaku
none of these faggots defend, and the defence line is quite shit

>>76225466
Jej. What a mad man

>>76225603
>Griezmann, Mkhi
>Lukaku
lacks creativity also defence is still dodgy

>>76225651
>Pogba as a ten
He's not good there.

>>76225782

He can't be trusted to defend either

>>76225668
>Griezmann
He defends for Atletico, no? One of the reasons he's being bought is because he can defend from that position.

>Mkhi
He tracks back well.

>Mata
Maybe.

>>76225762
>lacks creativity with Griezmann, Mkhi and Pogba
Huh?

>>76225629
What's wrong with it?

>Solanke to Liverpool confirmed
Isn't this the guy who was demanding 50kpw despite never playing a senior game?

>>76225807
He's one of the defensively best creative midfielders around though.

>>76225817
>Huh?
yes unless you trust Pogba to play brilliant longballs all the time which I don't.

>>76225346
>Tuchel fired
>Wonga contract up

Sorry, but it makes no sense. The timing is bad and Tuchel has ambition.

>>76225834
He was showing some promise desu, but it seems weird that Liverpool are actually buying him.

>>76225817
neither greaseman nor mickey are reliable for defensive duties, they'll work the first 10 minutes and then start going to shit