>Americans unironically think this looks good

> World Champions

every fucking time. fuck Americans.

>those disgusting nigger fingers

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>>76218055
>>76218068
>>76218126
>countries that've never won a superbowl

It only looks good with a Bronco on it.

>>76218055
>"World" champions
lmao

>>76218068
Well its technically true Captain Autism unless you got some teams laying aroung in your shitdump that could beat them

>>76218150
>a Bronco

>>76218055
>That disgusting nouveau riche design

Why can't Americans into good taste?

>>76218636
>nouveau riche
Because that's essentially what we are in the scheme of things

Isn't wearing a ring very gay or something like that?

>>76218068
>implying the euro league would beat an NFL team

>>76218674
it can be either turbo gay or maximum alpha depending on context

>>76218597
European football is played to a far higher standard than any other region in the world, but when a team wins the Champions League, they don't proclaim themselves World Champions. Because that would be retarded and untrue.

>>76218055
No we don't. The wall just got 10 feet higher, Paco.

>>76218677
Guess what you can be called "World Champion" *only* if you actually compete in a World championship. NFL is American closed league so it doesn't qualify.
Examples of World championships
>netball
>snooker
>darts
>pétanque
>water-polo
>trampoline

>>76218702
They'd probably put teams in London and elsewhere if somebody wanted to throw a billion dollars at it (they don't)

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>No one outside of the USA cares about football!
>The NFL champion can't be a "world champion"!

Which is it salty yuros?

>>76218692
This.
You'd think burgers are patriotic enough that proclaiming AMERICAN CHAMPIONS would be enough.

>>76218692
Because there are theoretically(not saying plausible just possible) teams that could beat them in south America or whatever. It's implied "world" because nobody else even gives a shit except here. Not saying it's not marketing garbage but it's technically true.

>>76218847
Not even true, because to beat them it would take a non-NFL team to participate in Superbowl in the first place. And that will never happen.

>>76218847
What about baseball and basketball? I'm sure Murrica would win almost every year but a cuban/japanese/venezuelan team would surely win once every few decades. Despite that they are still called World Champions

>>76218068
They are though. Any given super bowl team would absolutely destroy the American National Team for American Football, even though that team has a perfect undefeated record in American Football World Championship Tournaments since their inception.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_national_American_football_team

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IFAF_World_Championship
The state of International American Football is Mexico and Canada trying to beat Japan for second place.

>>76218068

Feel free to start a yurop team and try to step up. Until then, WORLD CHAMPS

>>76218068
>implying any other country could even get close to beating an american team if they existed.
Stay losing

>a $30,000 ring makes you a 1%er in Mexico

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>Not posting the GOAT

>>76222273
Japan brought it to double overtime in 2007, pretty impressive

>>76218068
I love how bootyblasted euros get about this

>>76218055
>rings

HAHAHHAHA FAGS HAHHAHA

>>76222339
That's actually pretty good.

>>76218055
This looks good.

I always cringe when I see yanks wearing those massive disgusting rings

what is even the criteria for getting them
>graduate from poshboy college
>win sporting event

what else?

>>76222680
oh I also forgot
>be in the military

let them have their traditions

if they adopted ours, you'd insult them for that as well

>unless you got some teams laying aroung in your shitdump that could beat them

This argument is ridiculous because other countries aren't invited to play in the NFL. Do Americans really believe that if other countries started playing in the NFL those countries wouldn't see an exponential rise in the level of play?
Any country in the world has a fair chance to play the World Cup so the tournament is truly global. But I guess that concept is too difficult for United Statians.

>>76222207
NPB teams are AAA baseball at best. They'd never win.

The other leagues don't even come close.

>Cuba
kek, overrated as fuck

>>76222966
>aren't invited to the nfl
how about they don't exist in a professional you fag?

>>76222712
never seen a military person with a ring desu, they usually seem to have a shitload of patches though

>>76223088
its only the higher ranking ones for military i think

like colonels and shit

>>76223117
>being this obsessed with America
my sides, Abdual

>>76223117
I think West Point graduates get a ring. And they always have high ranks in the military

>>76223136
>knowing things is obsession

American anti-intellectualism never ceases to astound me

>>76223245
>taking the time to research which ranks in the American Military receive rings
pretty obsessed

>>76223281
i didn't research it though, it was a guess
if I was so obsessed I wouldn;t be asking what other stuff yanks give those ugly rings out for, I would already know wouldn't I you retard

>>76223303
>not obsessed
>come to 4chan
>an American website
>watches Hollywood movies and American TV shows
literal cuck

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>>76218068
Not our fault you forfeit by absenteeism every fucking year you coward kraut.
>Mfw America has throw the challenge gauntlet down in the world's most dangerous contact sport and the world is too afraid to accept the challenge

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>>76222966
Americans have a massive inferiority complex. Since they can't be World champs at the only relevant World sport there is, they made up "sports", forbid everybody else to participate in, and declare themselves World champs.
That's pretty pathetic 2bh

>>76218068
yuropoors, when will they learn?

>>76223438
>Americans have a massive inferiority complex
the ironing of this post is astounding

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>>76222273
>France has a team
>their nickname is, I shit you not
>THE FIGHTING FROGS

>>76222273
>Japan is uncontested #1 until America arrives
>Japan is almost uncontested #2 after America arrives

>Japan is a beast at baseball, has about as many MLB-tier players as any given central American country save perhaps, the Dominican Republic
Why is Japan so good at American sports?

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>world champion

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>itt: bootyblasted yuropoors

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>>76225623
lol because you think we are mad about you calling yourselves "World champs" at sports we don't care about?
We just don't care. I don't know if you ever noticed, but Euros/south Americans on /sp/ are all about football and nothing else.
Calling yourselves "World champs" at a sport we don't care is very cringy and laughable.
>tfw my 2,000 inhabitants town is World champ at pétanque

>>76225743
>we don't care and to prove just how much we dont care, let me type out this giant essay, reiterating how much WE DON'T CARE

you sure showed me

>>76218068
This is easy (You) bait for burgers they can't resist it

>>76223584
They suck at basketball, though

>>76222712
you forgot
>being from a country that can afford them

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>this booty blasted frenchie

>>76226134
>that watch

kek every time

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>self-proclaimed world champions
>can't win the actual world championship

>>76229724
>divegrass

We win the Olympics medal count every time though

>>76218597

>captain autism

>>76218677

>implying y-you could beat us

>>76222287

>yurop, WE DA CHAMPS

>>76222321

>stay losing

>>76222587

>bootyblasted euros

>>76223456

>yuropoors

Jesus Christ, what a meltdown, wow. Literally zero arguments from the Americans.

>>76218692
>when a team wins the Champions League, they don't proclaim themselves World Champions
But they proclaim themselves best team in the world, which is technically the same.

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Some look pretty cool though. Like this one where it resembles Staples Center.

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>>76229724
>Basketball_WC_2006_Final_4
>divegrass

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>>76229724
>2006

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>>76229724
>>76229814
>>76230207
>sports purpose is to jump in the air
>sports field is a hardwood
>autistic american calls it divegrass

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beautiful

>>76218055

>being mexican

Sorry, Pedro. You and Consuela and little Pepe can stay there

>>76218055
looks cool

>>76230028
>best player gets a gold ring encrosted with diamonds in the shape of Staples™

American """"""people""""""""

>>76218141
>>76222339
>>76222644
>>76225623
>>76226134
>>76228420
>>76230028


Americans and a hue defend the rings. Why am I not surprised?

>>76229975
Not true. Never heard this from any pundit, player, supporter or manager

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>>76231214
>beheaded lady.jpg
mexican """"""''''''""'"""people"""'