/heem/

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Bless.

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Based

Haha Cat Zingano shitting on Angela's scam lawsuit against cyborg:

Zingano acknowledged that she was not surprised to see the fighter out and about following the incident. “The crazy part too is that she was partying after. She was so hurt she has a mild conclusion, or whatever, her tooth was loose — now all of a sudden Cris knocked her tooth out and she’s sitting there saying she has this concussion, acute brain injury, whatever — but she was drinking, playing beer pong and dancing.

“It’s like, go to your room and fake it. Don’t fake it in the middle of everything.” She said.

>>76213149
Good thing I was talking about majority decision you literal chimpanzee

Woodly seems like a decent guy. Why do people hate him?

Current thread is here lads
>>76206923

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is this the real thread

>>76213159
*KA-DOOSH*

best bet for 212?

>>76213881
Claudia, Jose and then throw in Ali Overheem from the next event

Great odds

>>76213899
>Jose
oh i'm fucking laughing

when Max wins what happens to Jose's legacy?

>>76213929
Jose is gonna be plus money at this rate when the fight starts and its not like Max is gonna heem him, i think he got a 50-45 vs Chad when they fought in Brazil.

>>76213973
max is gonna heem him jose is old news

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rory

countdown until jose becomes full time burger flipper

showed how much class he had after the conor less
>it was an accident!
>not a real fight
>in my mind i never stopped being the champ

Reminder than Conor would beat Tyrone.

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HEEMINDER

>>76214071
conor already has his belt

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>>76214071
>c-c-c-onor

LEL (loving every laugh)

Imagine being in a room with Phil heath and knowing you could heem him any second. Brendan knows that feel.

https://youtu.be/ef7DlTQgzJ0

>>76214136
Imagine being Brendan Schaub and possessing the ability to heem 99.999% of the world in a fight.

>>76214160
Imagine being charismatic enough to sell out theaters around the world while also being able to heem most of said world.

>>76214136
>>76214160
>>76214221
Imagine being Bryan Callen on that show and having to be all damn Brandon Schaub, you are super eloquent and entertaining, both the real you and your FATK persona. You are for sure a 10 top heavyweight all time.

>>76214040

No one cares

Not feeling it recently. All I want to do is train alone but that doesn't work. About to do my 2 hours of cardio, even now my cardio is still awful. Then I'll do weights and punching bag and bail on practice again. Not good.

Also is Summer over in England already? I'm not complaining I hate summer but I was expecting another sunrise run at 4am but it's pitch black and raining.

>>76214260
Callen is doing anything he can to lock a Schaub down before Brendan becomes too big and leaves him.

>>76214160
That's true, but Schaub could also be heemed easily by any big guy that lands a punch on him. He has to be careful.

>>76214280
no one cares about buying waldo ppv to watch him defend his paper belt

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>>76214160

[CTE intensifies]

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>>76214311

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TheFaggotAndTheKuck.com

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>>76214343
You want some too?

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>what a degenerate pothead looks like

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https://streamable.com/nplnv

What did he mean by this?

Damn, can't even talk about Schaub success without triggering these h8rs.

Choose to be inspired by Brendan. It will turn your life around.

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>>76214353
i am growing stronger

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>>76214378
I appreciate how much time you of your day you devote to me. It makes me feel wanted around here.

>>76214372
fucking kek

honest question, is this what CTE looks like?

>>76213345
He looks like a melted action figure

>>76214381
You need to get another 30 day ban

>>76214368
It's medicine fag.

>>76214376
Schaub bless bro, I know you will be successful.

>>76214405
>>76214405
it's not working

>>76214372 https://streamable.com/nplnv
>>76214372 https://streamable.com/nplnv

>>76214372
Wow, a dude that is recorded speaking off the cuff for hours every week sometimes slips up.

>>76214372
He mean to say that Gustafsson fight so well that he memorized all his movements.

And he used chains to fight him

Are you deaf?

>>76214368
He didn't inhale, he's probably bored of pot and just feels pressured by that cuck Joe Rogan

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>>76214376
I know, right? They don't even stay on the topic of MMA and at least try to provide an argument as to why his MMA career was insufficient. Every single argument they have totally collapses around the introduction of USADA to the sport.
>>76214372
>>76214368
This is literally the best they have, right here. It's hilariously yet sad. Schaub is a good person. Period. End of story.

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>>76214376
I am inspired by Schob, thats why I try to get a lot of fiber in my diet

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>>76214503
Does fiber at least help with memory retention?

>>76214439
he means mesmerized you nonce

stick to your barbarian hue language

Imagine living in Coral Springs lmao

>>76214472
It's sad. There are literally hundreds of hours of Schaub being recorded on podcasts but they think cherry picking a couple clips means anything. It's really pathetic.

Here a clip for the h8rs. https://youtu.be/-hFUe4Tg0Cw

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>>76214551
Yeah, I can imagine it - because it is my reality. It's a dang fine one at that.
>>76214589
bless

Kenny Florian thinks Aldo will win, Robin black thinks Max will win

>>76214539
Are you fucking stupid?

He clearly said memorized not mesmerized.

It means that Gustafsson has such crisp and perfect technique that Schaub managed to memorize all his moves

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>>76214071
>le ragdolled by mendes and rocked by diaz man

>>76214622
Robin Black's opinion is worth even less than your average heem meemer.

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>>76214434
For sure dont get CTE my guy

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>>76214704
Why do you pretend to hate Schaub? Why do you pretend to hate me?

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>>76214551

>>76214727
>Lurking 4chan while on a 30 day ban
Let me help you

>>76214763
Help with what? It's not against the rules.

>>76214704
Why do you guys insist on trying to degrade him with a picture from a fight where he beat yet another UFC legend?

>>76214071
Conor is better pound-for-pound, but in reality he's too small.

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How many times will Max say "do the damn thing" in the next embedded?

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>>76214814
conor been eating some lil conor stem cells for maximum gains

>>76214839
is that a xenomorph fleshlight?

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>Dana won't give /ourguy/ Ryan Hall, undefeated in the UFC, a fight

Let. Him. Fight.

>>76214904
see>>76214316

Worst general on /sp/

Go to >>>/asp/

Your day is coming

>>76214905
feed him to Barao

>>76214869
Lil Conor stem cells + 4 steaks/day MINIMUM, and I might favor Conor in this match up.

>>76214814
>Conor is better pound-for-pound
He literally isn't.

>>76214918
Are you going to start with the scat spam again you loser?

if Conor outclassed Aldo like he did Alvarez rather than a one punch KO, how would we view Aldo differently?

feel like everyone would just say him and Barao were way overrated.

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>>76214923
Barao is dropping back down to miss weight against Aljooooo

>>76214814
Conor hits like a welterweight and Woodley's timid, back-against-fence style would let Conor absolutely light him up. Woodley could obliterate Conor if he focused on taking it to the ground but we saw in the wondercuck fights that he's too stupid to ever use this strategy.

>>76214978
That's a different guy in the Discord's job.

Faggot. Go post about Schaub and Tyron Woodley you worthless mouthbreathing redneck.

>>76214622
Somebody post the picks when he went 0/5

>>76214962
all of woodley's advantage are PED-infused

conor's striking makes woodley's look like wmma

>>76214989

Aldo's dead body landed on conor easier than Eddie did for two whole rounds, so long as Aldo is conscious that fight will be competitive

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>>76215022
>That's a different guy in the Discord's job

>>76215022
>in the discord's job
>job
>Absolute STATE of mandrama losers

>>76215034
Woodley is better than Magiga EVERYWHERE

PEACHES

ARE

>>76214962
Conor's striking is several levels above Woodley's. I like Woodley as a fighter and feel he's unappreciated, but Conor is on the next level. Conor started at featherweight, and has the power and ability to drop welterweights known to have very strong chins.

>>76215091
precision > power
timing > speed

>>76215124
>Conor started at featherweight

Casuals mang...

>>76215149
Could Conor be able to have a competitive fight with Stephen Thompson with how one dimensional he is?

>>76215006
I could see Conor winning, but I'd still have to go with Woodley. Woodley is immensely stronger and I'd hope that his team would pound it into his head that he'd just need one takedown to end the fight. And the fact he also hits like a truck, so Conor would have to respect that I think.

That peach thing was just a meme image made here right, it isn't something that actually happened

>>76215235
Lose my number.

>>76215201
>Woodley is immensely stronger
Woodley's physical strength is either overstated or he does not use it properly, it's difficult to tell which. Either way, Rory manhandled him and he's not exactly known for being a physical beast.
>I'd hope that his team would pound it into his head that he'd just need one takedown to end the fight
Again, look at the Thompson fight. That's all he needed for an easy finish there but he was too retarded to shoot takedowns and elected to back up against the fence and wait for blacksplosions (he did this against rory too only he got pieced up for it)

>>76215124
Nate Diaz is a lightweight.

>>76215235
I think you'd be surprised

could rory have beaten wonderboy if he didn't try the iminari roll meme strategies?

>>76215344
rory a shit

>>76215379
rory is the best welterweight in the world

>>76215344
No, Rory was USADAed. He'll have a lot of success in Bellator.

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>>76215394

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>>76215394
let it go, rory is done

>>76215406
>posting a guy who lost to rory
lmao thanks for proving my point friendo

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>>76215419

Could Tyrone ever beat Rory?

>>76215409
not even close boodeh

future two weight bellator champ

future UFC ww GOAT

soon you will all behold the glory of rory

>>76215444
maybe if he got a brain transplant

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>>76215444
>>76215460

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why doesnt she know how to smile?

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Be honest heem, this guy would KO gus and that bum DC

>>76215444
doesnt matter since tyron wont waste time on scrubs lol

>>76215510
because she's never known true happiness

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>>76215510

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>>76215684

>>76215684
Not sure what that has to do with Joanna

>>76214869
Haha nice photoshop, now post the real one.

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all that's missing is ", tests positive for nandrolone" and this is the most brazilian headline ever

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>>76215785

>>76215344
No USADA caught up

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>>76215510

>>76215816
Thick bogan megan > CTE roid megan

>>76215795
fuck'n adan, always being a bully and shit

>>76213130
Aiit lads what makes some black athletes so explosive? Serious replays with serious science behind it.

>>76215520
Lowest KO % of any HW ever

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>>76215444
Could Rory ever beat Wonderboi? Keep in mind he didn't win a single round when they fought

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>>76215845
4 oz gloves

>bored af, decide to search "a good fighter" on 4plebs
>nearly every day the same British poster asks if Brendan Schaub is a good fighter using a different variation of his name

Really makes me think.

>>76215963
i bet you can't find any of my posts in there

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>>76215963
>nearly every day the same British poster asks if Brendan Schaub is a good fighter using a different variation of his name

>>76215816
this retard has no business fighting cyborg

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>>76215963
Don't forget this guy too

>>76215520
he would be on his back quicker than your mom

>>76216013

That guy's just sad. At least the Brit comes up with legitimately funny names. I was howling reading through them all in a row.

>>76216013
who is your favourite UFC woman fighter?

>>76216013
calendarnigger

>>76216073
Me? I'd pick Rose.

>>76214978
That's Coral Springs' job

>>76213768
He called out pols presence in mma an they are butthurt...he spoke the truth

>>76216082
Why do you dislike me so much? What have I done to you? We both know that's not me.

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>>76216103
go to sleep you chubby little twink

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>>76216120
You're giving me some fruity vibes bro. Not that there is anything wrong with that tho.

>>76214472
His chin is made of glass, bro. USADA won't help him there.

is buckwheat scheiss a good fighter?

is beaumont schweppes a good fighter?

>>76215520
Why does he look like a White Reem?

Something in the dutch water?

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>>76216184
>>76216195
>>76216207
Would love to see you guys sell out a show.

Butt sniffer is my favorite t-shirt salesman masquerading as a podcaster

>>76216212
Is Backgammon Steppe a good fighter?

>>76216212
>australians filling out a theater and paying to see swab take a shit live on stage

Astounding

Who the f--k is brenan swab? Sounds like a q-tip.

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>>76216219
>>76216223
>>76216239
You guys tired of this lame dead horse gimmick? Run it in to the ground some more. Come on. Keep going. It was NEVER funny in the first place.

Trying to find old predictions to analyze how well /heem/.

Unfortunately I can only find the /heem/ predicts picks, and not the official picks (apart from a couple of times when the guy actually posted them with "official picks" in the post.

Any ideas what I should search for? (Besides a real hobby?)

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>>76216253

>>76216247
Jesus fucking Christ this might be the most ironic thing I've ever read in my life

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>>76216212

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>>76216252
I use this pic every time I make pics. Use the archive and look at what I reply to.

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>>76216265

>>76216252
Id check event game threads and see if they were posted there or in the following /heem/ thread if it was linked

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>>76216276

>>76216252
search for "post slips" and look at the replies.

>>76216264

How do you search images on 4plebs again?

>>76216291
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/4doDOfiJ5ZshVHceBr9-lw/

Is Berndo Slerb a good fighter?

Broom sweep was the best fighter when it came to entering a state of somnolence

>>76216294
Thanks man, I'll still have some scrolling to do to find the final picks, but that'll help.

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>>76216293
>A fight in Brazil where there is virtually no athletic commission or adamant drug testing
>>76216302
>>76216308
Epic for the win!

>>76216294
>http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/4doDOfiJ5ZshVHceBr9-lw/
interesting, he posted on may 12th, wasnt that during your 30 day ban Springsperg?

>>76216308
hmmmmm yes

>>76216321
Schaub is the perfect guy.

>>76216327
>Rothwell
>>76216328
It was some dude imitating me. He did it for several events when I was gone. You probably won't believe me, but thats what happened.

>>76216293
Is there some kind of meaning behind that two finger salute? Looks pretty badass even if it doesn't

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>>76216247

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Dude eggs lmao

>>76216367
that actually doesnt look that bad desu

>>76216367

For Rogancooking that looks pretty damn good.

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>>76216367
that looks good 2bh

>>76216321
TIL Breakfast sausage is a BROWN belt in jiu jitsu

very funny!!

>>76216375
>>76216376
>>76216381
>all that water in the bottom of the plate
>good

>>76216375
>>76216376
>>76216381
>all that black pepper
>Literally sitting in a puddle
>pickled jalapenos
Wouldnoteat

>>76216390
>he doesn't dip his toast in the runny yolk
stick to sopa

>>76216390
>>76216397

I said it was good for Rogan. The eggs are runny and overseasoned, for sure, but it still looks edible.

Is Bronn Schlupp a good fighter?

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>>76216375
>>76216376
>>76216381
you guys are pathetic, i wouldnt feed this to my dog

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>>76216411
Nah, Banky Slubs would beat him for sure 100%

>>76216415
I said that one looks alright you dumb nigger

>>76216073
Conor McGregor

>>76216416
first time seeing this

kek

>>76216415
why does he look so shit if he's #healthyasfuck

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Is Bibbly Skiop a fighter?

>>76216431
lol what a pile of shit

you gotta cut a circle in the bread and cook the egg in it

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>>76216411
>>76216416
>>76216456
He sells out shows. His podcasts do 6 million downloads a month. Don't pretend you don't know his name. Don't mock him.

>>76216431
>>76216463
i eat breakfasts literally 10x better than a millionaire

>>76216471
there are like 30 people there

>>76216415
>no sriracha dazzled on eggs

>>76216431
lmao looks like puke

is Brundle Snipes a good fighter?

>>76216471
>skinny jeans
>fuccboi haircut
Bet you he gauges his ears next

>>76216456
d-did they kiss?

>>76216431
Looks like Humpty Dumpty took a shit

All this talk about food got me hungry. Now my mom is going to ask me why I'm cooking breakfast at midnight.

>>76216495
Who?

Stiopchic vs Broom Sweep who wins?

>>76216247
>buttmad schob-poster not finding a good meme funny
shocking

>>76216265
was this really a subtweet directed at schwab?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZsQ2hxLebg

N E W

>>76216632
100%

>>76216644
webms coming up. get your requests in now

>>76216571
Brimbo Shkek is a former HW contender my man, must be a good fighter

>>76216684
When was he in contention?

Anyone else hope jones pokes gustaffson's eye out after the last fight? He poked glover on purpose and had his hands out the entire fight Jon jones style because he knows it wins fights. I bet gustaffson will try it on jones too and jones will poke his eye out in return.

Call DC what you want but at least he isn't a cheater and a dirty fighter like gustaffson and jones

>>76216567
banden schwalbe*

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In both of these videos a bald, south american, future UFC Middle Weight Champion KO's a former UFC Champion with a flying knee, falls across his opponent's back before spinning around and finishing the job with punches

blinko swaoops is just honey dicking us, r-right?

>>76216672

Aldo training

Aldo playing with his daughter

Kk spreading her cheeks and fingering her butthole

>>76216707
Never

>>76216715
>cuba
>south america

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>>76216747
close enough

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>>76216735
i got you famalam

>>76216758
you forgot tho
>both cheating roiders

>>76216735
>Aldo playing with his daughter
pedo
>Kk spreading her cheeks and fingering her butthole
degeneration

>>76216415
looks good you tasteless pleb

Why dont you losers talk about martial arts

Why is it only hurr durr this faggot beat up this other faggot

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>>76216761
make this every op

>>76216715
Romero is getting knocked out by Bobby Knuckles, my guy.

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>>76216900

Do you think when Karolina and Claudia grapple for the first time they'll get uncontrollably wet and just start making out in the Octagon?

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>>76217000

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>>76217000
totally

>>76217000
Karolina is straight! STRAIGHT!!!

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>>76217000

>Claudia, when you take her down, you must immediately go for north-south position
>but why coach?
>just trust me *pours water on vagina*

>>76216644
>all of the embedded thumbnails will be Karolina-ecchi

The absolute madmen!

>>76217029
>pours water on vagina

Lmao i always wondered why they did this

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I just went across to asp to the martial arts general and it's just as spergy as here

>>76217000
Grow up

>>76217040
>Lmao i always wondered why they did this
You ever had a cold shower or gone swimming in the sea? It feels so much colder down there. It wakes you up.

>>76217029
If Claudia became overwhelmed with cunt-lust and suffocated herself on Karolina's poosay, would that be a technical submission or a TKO?

>>76217041
At least they discuss martial arts over there and not obsess about some retired podcast wanker and the current ww champion.

>>76217040
There's a lot of blood vessels in and around the groin that are close to the skin, it's the most effective way of using water to cool you down.

>>76216761
more feet

>>76217040
>>76217049
This.
One of the best ways to cool down your body is to ice your genitals/pelvic area because it's such a core heating component of your body.

>>76217055
t. scatspammer /asp/ie >>76215022

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>>76213130
raising CTE awareness

>>76217032
>ecchi
what?

>>76217066
You okay there buddy?

>>76217051

No contest, immediate rematch

>>76217000
i wish

>>76216761
wmma
>spending day on the beach
>taking promo pictures

mmma
>training hard on the gym
>climbing mountains

pottery

>>76217055
>At least they discuss martial arts over there
They're not doing this, they're arguing with an obvious troll and have been for some time

>>76217092
what was stipe doing the entire last embedded series?

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>>76217092
but she was hitting mitts literally right before. they're trying to sell sex like they did with miesha at 200.

>muh christcuck pure polish gf!!!

Since there are talks about womens atomweight, are there enough fighters at that weight? Its clear that the competition at womens featherweight is poor and the best division in wmma is strawweight.

is claudia banging her coach?

>>76217098
Being summoned by hoodiegod so he could get a few pics for his collection

>>76217094
Let me check

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Can you throw a heel into someones kneecap in ufc? If so ill heem every divsion up to 170

>tfw no max friend to go surfing and hiking with

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theyre pushing this sloot hard.

aldo, max, claudia, SUICIDE WATCH.

>>76217126
This, all my walking and jogging is done alone. It's good but I don't have the confidence to do it during the day time because I feel weird just walking around everyday by myself. I can't even go to the woods because all the stoners and chavs hang around there and they also talk to me.

>>76217094
>>76217118
Seems much better and comfier than here.

>>76217134
They pushed Ronda hard for UFC 207 and we all saw what happened.

>>76217142
stay there lad, you'll soon realise its not

>>76217103
A third of straw weight could make atomweight. Hamasaki would have been a killer.

>>76217107
She has a gf.

>>76217080
Softcore pornography.

Schaubdude is back. Wow, I've been gone for a while since his ban

>>76217134
Why aren't they promoting Claudia that way? Some of you degenerates told me she's "hot".

hmmm

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>>76217173
I made this post in /b*x/ in honor of him

Hope he's proud of me

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How does Max beat Aldo?

>>76217189
Same way he beat Pettis

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>>76217183
Of course I'm proud brother. This is a movement of positive encouragement.

>>76217189
jab

>>76217152
>Hamasaki

There seem to be a lot of Japanese fighters at that weight. Maybe there are some economical advantages as well.
So if you could consider womens strawweight as the equal to mens lightweight, what would be the atomweights?

>>76217158
>just because there's a goalie

>>76217041
you just know

>>76217158
You mean bf

>>76217197
Hope Jose is drained from the weight cut and breaks his hand in the 1st round + groin shots?

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*steals your identity*

>>76217217
nope

;^)

>>76217176
karolina has better feet, case closed.

>>76217213
>drained from the weight cut
Snacktime shouldve layed off the steak and eggs a week out

>break his hand
Literally fake news

>groin shot
Lmao @ ur """life""" with this crackpot conspiracy theory

>>76217229
I heard Max Holloway had a fan but I didn't believe it

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I had a dream he sexually violated me and now I don't feel comfortable seeing him on TV

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>>76217235
mad cuz anons a fan?

>>76217235
I heard Anthony Pettis had a mangled cock from some snaggle buck toothed fuckface fag suckin on it

Imagine my shock

>>76217222
he does it because you reply

>>76217258
I can't help it. I get baited way too easily.

>>76217251
Blame khabib

>>76217255
>I heard Anthony Pettis had a mangled cock from some snaggle buck toothed fuckface fag suckin on it
>Imagine my shock
>CRAWLINGGGG INN MY SKINNNN
I don't like pettis or aldo but your boy is getting fucked up

>>76217251
why has tony been doing all this cholo gangster brown pride shit lately when he's a dork with the last name ferguson who grew up in michigan lel

Holloway is gonna win unironically

>>76217268
Same reason Johnson wants to eat his shit whole

They are trying to adopt a gimmick and be like Conor. Its cringey

>>76217276

K, keep me posted

Holloway is going to try and use his length and get countered because he's a reachlet unironically

>>76217281
Thanks I will

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>mum asks me why I can't have normal hobbies unlike MMA
>only sport I care to watch and involve myself in is MMA
>nobody in my social circle asks me about or is interested in it but go nuts for handegg
>only people who understand my love for MMA are at my gym

Why do I have to always have the unpopular things appeal to me?

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>>76216367

>>76217123
>balding

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>>76217283

https://streamable.com/rla9v
Gus/glover highlights

>>76217316

is your mom retarded? MMA/ufc is one of the most normie sports.

she's probably indirectly trying to ask why you don't go outside more often and why there's bottles of piss all over your floor

>>76217260
i know its you doing it

>>76217351
Doing what? Samefagging?

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*licks nipple*

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>>76217347
Because all my friends are cunts who never want to hang out. Currently just looking forward to getting my career started and spoiling myself with money and hopefully finding a gf along the way to take me away from it all