/nrl/ - eternal origin hype thread

>shitty old logo
pls delet this thread

second for dceGOD

american here

what should I know taking my virgin eyes to watch my first state of origin

which state is more based?

threads already fucking REEKING lads. might have to remake it

>>76212878
Queensland

NSW are multiculti cuckolds


Queensland is like Arizona and NSW is like New York/LA. Completely different types of people. QLD is all salt of the earth while NSW is sipping lattes taking instagram photos of their brunch by the beach.

>>76214228

based walkie

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One more sleep lads.

Fuck your origin hype thread, it's PEEM PIST POOSDAY.

>hype thread
>8 replies

the absolute state

When is the wall getting built to keep Queenslanders out lads?

>>76214228

You make an enticing case for the maroons, I may just go for them

>>76216055
NSW is the heartland of the sport. The NRL used to be the NSWRL. Typically, New South Welshmen don't care as much about State of Origin as Queenslanders. Queensland have won every series for the last decade except one.

NSW = used to be good/glorious history, bad now
QLD = used to be shit, goat now

Go NSW desu senpai. Most of this general are blue

>>76214228
Based elite truthbomb

PEEM

PIST

>>76216206

hmm also an interesting point for your side, maybe I should go for the blues.

>>76216312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3MpEz71dJo
QLD would never have such a reaction tbqh

POOSDAY

>>76216312
Go watch nigger hoop or something. This thread is for big strong white Australians only

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Do Q-Queensland have a c-chance lads?

No Thurston
No GI
No Slater

>>76216716
theyre playing NSW

>Woods
>Pearce

kek

maybe Maloney will steer the ship. That cunt has winning genetics. Everyone else shits themself on the big stage but he's too retarded to get nervous anywhere so he embarrasses people who get stagefright.

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>>76214228
NSW is not a bunch of fags partying and getting pai-

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>>76216763
Yeah they really need to shut down Maloney.

Just really worried about Milford desu, DCE would have been such a better pick alongside Cronk - or at least munster as they have the Melbourne experience together.

A positive for QLD is Gallen isn't there, he is a dirty grub but was a very key player for them. Watched a Boyd Cordner interview yesterday and it looked like he was pissing his pants like a little boy. He won't be able to fill Gal's shoes straight away, it will take time.

>>76216336

thats some legit hype

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>cnk not named

what should i add to my origin snack/drink shopping list

>>76217345
order pizza and scoff it down and feel average but its customary cunt

im gonna use my dominoes voucher and order at like 5 so the bloke fails to get here in 15 minutes and secure a $3 pizza

>>76217345
Bucket of Popcorn Chicken

>>76217372
Get ya missus to make a mad bacon and cheese cob loaf like mine does.

>>76217345
>>76217385

>>76217385
ive been single since the middle of 2014 lad

>>76217392
t. 3 year old

>>76217384
cunt beat

>>76217384
For me, it's the

>>76217392
Get a hooker game night and pay her to make one then eat it off her ass

>>76217433
i stopped fucking randoms cause i dont want STIs and shit lad

>>76217442
Fair call. Plenty of nasty cunts out there

- $10 popcorn chicken bucket
- sour strap lollies
- 'crispy' m&m block of chocolate
- some gummy bears
- couple of lifesaver fruit pastilles

no need to buy drinks, already have a slab of pasito's

The question we should all be asking ourselves is if we should boycott origin IF they don't have ATLEAST one based female touchie.

>>76212379
NSW BY 8

Lads Oz lotto tonight hope you're buying a ticket. 40 million would be a lot of popcorn chicken.

>>76217517
gotta be innit to winnit lad

>>76216055
I dare you to go to Queensland, we'll see if you still like it after you've been rooted by aborigines while passed out from heatstroke and a concoction of tropical diseases.

Just spent all my neet money on oz lotto tickets. When I win I'm going to say my occupation is a nrl memester and I'll say I won't be quiting my job.

>>76217345
Go down to your local pub with some mates and have a few beers and chicken wings.

>>76217611
stare at the old fat alcoholic tradies and decide never to be like them and leave the pub

>>76216336
legit cried at the end in real time desu

>>76217517
Yeah lad I got my ticket

>>76217491
t. ten year old

>>76217653
t. nine year old

lads if one of us wins the ozlotto they need to donate a $5 banner to be custom made for NRL from some etsy piece of shit 'artist'

agreed?

>>76217683
I'll do it but I have to win division 1

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Heading out to establishment with the NSW origin blues tonight, you lads coming?

>>76214228
wtf I now support queensland

>>76217722
Looks like your birthday party lad

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AUSTUDY
U
S
T
U
D
Y

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>>76217822
Madman

>>76212379
https://youtu.be/RFl-BkwjnwM
Will we ever see the boys going at it like this again?

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>>76217846
Don't think so hey lad

>>76217822
Enjoy living off baked beans and maggi noodles for the next two weeks, mate.

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>>76217870

>>76217868
bit of push and shove and some shit chat ain't really beef tho is it lad

>tfw bombay aloo is all gravy no potato

2 days of protein sparing modified fast lads. 150g protein powder, banana, some nuts if youre peckish, vitamins and water

feel fucking retarded :D

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Bought one of these a few years back, what other origin related food should I buy lads

Lads I go for the maroons but I drink Tooheys New. What can I drink tomorrow?

>>76217934
the powerades (idk if they still do it)

>>76217943
bepis :DDD

>>76217846
STATE VS STATE

MATE VS MATE

>>76217943
be a true queenslander and drink petrol

lotsa sloots down at the cleveland IGA right now in their school uniforms if any brisbane lads are interested

NSW are the cleveland browns of origin

>>76217974
DELETE THIS

>>76217974
top lel m8 let's see how well youse do without JT and Inglis and Slater

>>76217986
Its all Cronk and Smith

JT is just good at creating holes cause the defence goes autism trying to rush him

thread reeks lads

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>>76218017
I gotcha mate

>poo south wales already making excuses for their inevitable loss
kek, how embarrassing. daley has no shame at all

>>76217943
Northerns if ya cant handle XXXX

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52-6

>tfw /sp/ WILL inevitably be filled with newcunts who do NOT regularly post on /nrl/ tomorrow

>>76218093
already here

>>76218093
Just like all the dumb normie casual cunts at work giving me their unwanted oppinons about origin.

Made chicken katsu at home tonight. Had brown rice, with bok choy, spinach, capsicum and peanutes with an asian dressing over top. With 375ml glass of water

Anyone got a torrent for the newest Better Call Saul episode?

>>76218127
>2017
>torrenting
kek

Thread just started smelling really bad lads.

>>76218127
how about just pay for it yourselves faggot

>>76218120
decent chink

will NRL be streaming the Ozlotto draw in 1.5hrs?

Just came buckets in some fucking retards shitty asian dinner lads

>>76218162
They'll be streaming that money straight into my bank account lad

Fucking cold lads, literally wearing a scarf for the first time in my life

>>76218186
Which part of tasmania are you from lad

>Karmichael Hunt, Eto Nabuli and Marika Koroibete named for the Wallabies

KEK

>>76218212
Well yeah it's basically a trial series; Fiji, Italy and a Lions-depleted Scotland. They're testing new combos and players.

>>76218233
Matt detected

>>76218247
Its GentleBen

*sprays*

Dylan Napa is going to kill Mitchell Pearce tomorrow lads

>>76218233
>Lions-depleted Scotland
Good one lad

Imagine actually living your life with the thought that goes through your head that gives you the impression that Dylan Napa was a good player

Just inaerted a catheter into some mans penis lads

my mate rick got killed by police today

fucking pigs

how we gonna handle all these freshcunts and cross board shitposters tomorrow night lads

>>76218289
MATE VERSE MATE

but really theyre bumchums he'd probably commit soduko if he even tackled him

>>76218356
thread will be moving so fast you wont have to read any posts

multigod will lead the charge of elite posters

Just don't (you) them, they'll be so confused and won't be able to keep up.

Gonna invite some friends to /sp/ for tomorrows game lads

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Darius Boyd
>2 premierships
>3 grand final appearances
>1 Clive Churchill Medal
>8 Origin Series Wins
>26 straight games for Queensland
>23 Tests for Australia
>1 World Cup

James Memedesco
>0 premierships
>0 grand final appearances
>0 finals appearances
>0 tests for Australia
>0 Origin series wins

Anybody remember that pre-match promo where that kid says “Is Cooper Cronk REALLY better than Mitchell Pearce?“

Still makes me kek

What will Boyds name be tomorrow after winning the first origin for QLD lads?

your legs cramp when you have <1000cal a day lads

even with magesium supplements and banana for potassium your bodies like fuck lad i do not enjoy this shit

>>76218438
stop being an islamic cunt then mate

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>tfw i'm on cruise control to the /nrl/ premiership
>tfw my team is unbeatable
>tfw i'm better than you

This cunt actually thinks he's better than me lads

>>76218448
enjoy the 1 and done because you aren't a schedule babby and WON'T finish in the top 4, getting knocked out by a POD team

kekking hard at these scrubs afraid of my inevitable sc premiership

>>76218447
im just fat lad diet just happens to coincide with that shit

>>76218493
based fucking N

N? More like sixteeNth

>>76218410
>B-BUT MUH EXCITING RUN FAST SIDEWAYS FULLBACK

livestream.com/nrl no longer exists

>>76218516
neither do you

>>76218516
neither does your daughters virginity

>>76218438
I just got a hunger buster from maccers

Eating the choco sundae right now

>>76218514
Not for fucking long m8.

>implying I'm not soundly under the radar

when is tom trbojevic coming back?

ITT: teams that won't make the 8

fabulous
laffingoat
roosterman
name pending
cowbucks

>>76218550
redditor detected

>>76218560
Keep telling yourself that.

ew, a non contender just replied to me

>>76218560
>tfw not on that list
>tfw a schedule babby
>tfw WILL schedule my way all the way to the hip

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>>76218560
>he hasn't seen my run home

>>76218595
Post it m8.

>also mfw my matchup with you could make or break my season

reminder that i crushed laffinpoofs """team""" of pretenders recently

laffinWOATs Ltd.

>>76218603
Cuckboys
Broncgods
Shigs
Name pending
pooramatta
Glenbrook galahs
poosterkid

>>76217384
hello Sean

>>76217868
maloney seems semi retarded

Pass the glen 20

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Who are you going to watch Origin with lads.

>>76218769
Based walkie getting right up in her guts

>>76218769
my friends on /sp/

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>2015 game 3

>>76218788
With you my friend

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>>76218769
>tfw no friends to watch Origin with
guess i'll just watch us lose all by myself, just like every year

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>>76218560
>cowbucks

injuries stuffed me up 2bh but I'll bounce back and win the premiership. I gpt a good run home planned with /cheeky/ tricks up my sleeve

Won division 7 in ozlotto lads

>>76218550
about a month lad

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>>76218871

>Caring about a manufactured rivalry

you're all sheep

Based nrl memes

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>poo south pales getting btfo itt
>b-b-but my f-forwards!!

kek

>>76218896
>tfw to intelligent

>>76218896
.t NSW wanting to not play the game because he losses before he even starts

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>>76218802

>>76218855
Good use of $171 dollars then?

thread started smelling really bad lads

>>76218949
i won it a few times and div 6 a few times

ill find out how much i lost later.. but tonight.. .. we celebrate

Got like 5 numbers spread out in all my games. Suffice it say I payed my poor peoples tax lads.

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>mfw the HAYNE PLANE takes of tomorrow night and single handedly wins the match and earns himself a $1.2m/year deal with a team that isn't the titans

can we get this bad boy to 250 lads

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thoughts?

>>76219064
It was retarded to ever have jennings this year, but apart from that good trades

>>76219070
robert jennings? he was a good cheapie

lmao, it's that line of thinking that confirms you are NOT a supercoach

kys lmao

>>76219064
Looks solid. Harris will do well and I'll probably be getting him and Nofo next week. You should try to get him down to CTW though.

>>76219147
I know but I already got my CTWs packed

I got nofo, rapana, gordon and croker...otherwise i would have him in there

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>croker

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>he didn't get the best CTW in supercoach history on a 100k+ discount just as he gets back into form

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>scrub who isn't in the 8, whose team is valued less than 9mil, and who clearly takes advice from (((tom sangster))) trying to push the croker isn't garbage meme

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just got btfo'd lads

>tfw not in the 8
>tfw team valued less than $9m
>tfw got the idea of getting him n from tom sangster

>>76219064
Not bad. I'm doing Cotric to Edwards and Hayne to Ash Taylor. Taking Taylor this week because I'm light in the halves with Walker out. I'll be on Harris next week though.

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>tfw in love with a girl at work

>still having hayne
>unironically bringing in ash taylor
>still having cotric
>walker is literally playing this week
b-but i mean c-cody walker

kek

KEK

K-E-K

SCRUB status: confirmed

>>76219273
is she still addicted to ice?

>>76219273
Don't do it m8. It'll blow up in your face.

>>76219273
This happened to me a few years ago.

When I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, I found out not only was she not single, but she was engaged.

>>76219273
>working
lol fyck off normie

>>76219282
>not having GODtric
baka

>>76219282
D. Walker is shit and will get exposed hard soon. And Taylor will lead me to the promised land. You'll just have to settle for watching.

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>D. Walker is shit and will get exposed hard soon

>>76219346
this 2bh... he doesn't even kick goals anymore

>>76219361
To be fair he didn't really kick that many to begin with.

>>76219390

He has scored 80 points from goals this season which includes misses, which drops his average down to 58.

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>>76219308
i work at a hospital and she is a doctor here. full girl next door type chick shes absolutely lovely. im too beta to ask her out i know she is single too

>>76219390
>>76219408
walkmeme owners btfo kek lmao

>it's a shitters who didn't fall for the walkGOD meme and now can't afford him due to being scrubs who fell for the wrong cheapies try to console themselves episode

>>76219418
Kek enjoy regretting it for the rest of your life. Glad some beta with some balls will ask her out and make each other happy for the rest of their lives together.

>>76219423

He probably regains the goal kicking when Trbojevic comes back, because Wright will drop out of the side. In that case it could be worthwhile holding him in some cases.

I'm low on money and high on trades so I'm going to cash in and look to trade him in later on in the year.

>>76219450
you just want to see me fail. i know she will reject me

love how no one ever replies to this smelly poo peelander

must suck being shit at sc as well

Just watched the new better call saul

>>76219478

I'm the highest ranked guy here.

Honestly can't see cowbucks winning another game this season with such a such a mediocre squad.

>>76219477
Of course she will you ugly cunt.

The only way to retain your sanity is to accept that you're too ugly and poor for her and to stop daydreaming about a life together and think about other things instead.

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>>76219477
Nice defeatist attitude you wanker. I bet you go for the blues.

>>76219478
this
>>76219503
this

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>tfw 14 trades left
>tfw bought cody walker when he was at 500k to replace thurston
>tfw got tedesco since he was 420k
>tfw got james graham in my starting team
>tfw brought in corey norman only for him to score 18 and get injured
>tfw had rapana from the start and was thinking about trading him out when he was at 590k but thought it would be silly
>i would have made 200k off trading him out then in again
>tfw not in the 8
>tfw traded in braidon burns in round 2
>bought nofo when he was 470k
>traded ryan simpkins in only for him to score 3 and get injured and out for rest of the year

>>76219532
kek

>>76219408
And that 58 is somewhat inflated by those two meme games he had against the Roosters and Souths.

When you break it down he's doesn't quite seem worth it. Especially without the kicking.

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>>76219532

One of my sc teams is performing really well, one of them is under the radar and will sneak into the 8 and go on a big run, the other is a shitter.

Just need Mansour, Fifita and Tom Trbojevic in my side and then it's complete and unbeatable.

Every player in my 13 is a gun, and I have 7 guns on my bench currently.

>>76219592
I'll give you some mansour

>>76219610
?

>>76219532
At this point I'd say just start building your final 17 and hope for the best. Grab a bunch of good PODs and try to meme your way into the semis.

>>76219592
Maybe you should see how Mansour actually plays first.

>>76216336

I was there for this. The stadium erupted.

>>76219631
maybe you should stop being a scrub

>>76219642
By all means then. Trade him in right away. Hope he doesn't redo his ACL or anything.

Not even going to reply to this shitter who has never won the premiership before.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfGkJ24M6QM

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You now remember Origin Supercoach.

>implying I won't have 1 (One) /nrl/ hip after this year

Have fun with your 0 (Zero) hips m8

I'm actually the reigning premier and on course for back to back titles.

No you're not

>>76219751
Based walkGOD

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>tfw I have a sneaky cheap POD coming into my team next round and you guys can't do anything about it

>>76219861
>yfw I'll find out who it is after first lockout and copy the trade

somebody post the lads copypasta

>>76219728
>the fagulous

kek

KEK

Like the new Miley Cyrus song lads

What is the OFFICIAL State of Origin dinner for tomorrow?

It's just going to be the gf and I for game I so I don't really want Pizza either

>>76220611
knuckle sandwich

>>76220611
pringles

>>76220623
I'm not Kiwi

>>76220633
Had that today

>>76220641
Based Sean

The new pringles suck and are smaller for your gay ass little unworked faggoty piss weak limp wristed slag face bitch neet cunt hands.

>>76220724
what lmao
australia btfo

>>76220724
based america please watch our sport

Over 32.5 points
NSW 1-12
Tyson Frizell to score

Yay or nay?

http://www.Smh.com.au/rugby-league/league-news/turmoil-at-san-francisco-49ers-ended-jarryd-haynes-nfl-dream-us-agent-says-20170530-gwgjvu.html
>NBC Sports' Matt Maiocco said Hayne made the right decision to join the 49ers, but the departure of coach Jim Tomsula made it difficult for him.

>"I don't know if anyone can relate to the challenge Hayne faced in trying to make the transition to the NFL at the age of 27 – when most NFL players are finishing their careers," Maiocco said.

>"He picked the right team. The 49ers were one of the worst teams in the league and had a very unstable situation at running back. He had a difficult time in the first year, as anyone would expect. When the 49ers changed coaching staffs the next year, he had to start from scratch.

>"It might have been overwhelming to learn a new playbook, but I think he would have learnt that Chip Kelly's system was actually easier to comprehend.
Please learn our sport Jarryd

>>76220889
Origin is very low scoring lad wtf are you thinking 32 plus lol

>>76220965
how fucking hard can it be to learn a bunch of plays

jesus fucking christ theyre dumb fuck footballers its not a medicine exam

i have to fucking sit 3 3 hour exams in 2 weeks i bet if someone paid me millions id be even better

Union is better fucking colonials

IT'S FUCKING GAMEDAY LADS AGGGHFGGGGGHHDGGGGHGGGFHHGHGHGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

>>76218802
>>76220969

come on you maroons!

used to fuck this girl from goldy and she made me watch state of origin with her, it's bretty good.

when does it start? any streams

>>76221087
About 19 hours from now m8

>>76221129
oh ok ill come back tomorrow

have a XXXX gold for me, m8s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csQ7EMwsmJ4

is NSW the most pathetic state in this country?

>>76221214
theyre gonna drag the rest of the country into a recession kek

Australian debt is the highest level it has ever been ever and Australian wage growth is the lowest it has ever been ever

People are taking on huge debts they can never afford to repay due to low interest rates, but once America raises their rates the Australian rates will be forced up

When they go up everyone in debt will become insolvent, businesses and residential, and hundreds of thousands of people will lose their jobs and get paid less

Enjoy the ride faggots, NSW is a cancer

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http://www.s m h.com.au/rugby-league/league-news/nsw-blues-so-confident-they-trained-for-just-five-minutes-the-day-before-origin-i-20170530-gwggyt.html

5 minute training session lol. you fucking retards

https://youtu.be/dH43FkXG7T8?t=1h17m3s

>>76221480
>The day before

I don't think you know how this works sweetie

I put 5 bets on and I probably won't win 1

MATE VS MATE

>>76221561
umm sweetie if you want to be excellent at something you practice it

you dont practice resting :)

DAY VS NIGHT
LAND VS WATER
MANKIND VS THE ANIMAL KINGDOM
MATE VS MATE
STATE VS STATE

YOU THOUGHT WHAT HAPPENED AT MANCHESTER AREA WAS BAD?

WELL JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS IN THE ORIGIN ARENA

STATE OF ORIGIN, GAME 1. TONIGHT ON CHANNEL 9.

Game 1 from 2010 is on right now

State of Boreigin is living off the nostalgia of Cattledog

Prove me wrong.

>>76222393
>2010

LITERALLY the worst Origin team of all time
>Captain off the bench

1. Jarryd Hayne
2. Brett Morris
3. Matt Cooper
4. Beau Scott
5. Joel Monaghan
6. Trent Barrett
7. Mitchell Pearce
8. Michael Weyman
9. Michael Ennis
10. Brett White
11. Nathan Hindmarsh
12. Ben Creagh
13. Paul Gallen
14. Kurt Gidley (c)
15. Tom Learoyd-Lahrs
16. Trent Waterhouse
17. Luke O' Donnell

At some point in history this was a thing

>>76222624
>luke o'donnell

based 2bh

Da blooz

WalkGod Wednesday

>>76218093

I'm only here for the state of origin

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REAL /pringles/ hours WHO tf up

Bump for nsw victory

cant wait to be disappointed again by the blues today lads

Gameday

pooday

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DAILY REMINDER

>tickets still not sold out
It's over. Origin is finished.

>>76229764
>tfw NSW is already sold out

Queensland "Home of Origin" BTFO

>>76229764
Queen slanders dont want to go to Cuncorp Shtadium to see the browns lose

suncorp holds 50 k

ANZ holds 85 k

>QLD

>>76221504

HOLY FUCK THAT ENDING PMSL

If doubledigits Suncorp gets Ariana Grande'd

When are we making the gameday thread lads. Which image will we be using gotta get something sepcial

>>76219728
Qlders even win pretend Origin

>>76230065
this one >>76229528

>>76230010
almost

>>76230119
>not origin related

>>76230163
>>76230126
>>76230119
>>76230099
>>76230065
>>76230010
>>76229915
>>76229815
>>76229799
>>76229799
>>76229789
>>76229764
>>76228248
>>76228823
>>76227894

all of these were me

This game is literally NSW's game to lose

This thread need some more banter:

Why is it called XXXX?
Because Queenslanders can't spell beer

Why did Australia Post recall the Queensland stamps?
People didn't know which side to spit on

What do you get when you have 20 Queenslanders in a room?
40 heads and one set of teeth

>>76230326
>What do you get when you have 20 Queenslanders in a room?
>40 heads and one set of teeth
I dont get it

>>76230305
Do NOT take credit for my posts EVER again or you'll regret it mate.

>>76230326
What do you call a Queenslander on a cruise ship?
A problem for Australia.

What do you call ten Queenslanders on a cruise ship?
An even bigger problem for Australia.

What do you call all the Queenslanders in the country on a cruise ship?
Australia's problems solved.

>>76230376
>my posts

Either cough up the proof of this or fuck off

>laurie already in damage control mode and crying about refs before the game has even been played

>>76217345
>tfw stoned last night
>eat an entire packet of pods
>large kfc chips
>medium popcorn chicken
>large mcdonalds orange juice
>two halloumi slices from the coffee club
>two flat white coffees
>chicken parmigiana

I feel so sick today lads

52-6

>>76219273
>tfw moving in with your gf who you work with

>>76219273
Where do you work?

>>76230653
>your life will never progress like walkgods

>there are people who unironically "listen" to birds of tokyo

>>76230678
Public hospital

>tfw put on like 30kg since high school and recently lost 15kg
>too fat for my skinny clothes
>too skinny for my fat clothes

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What does this face mean?

>>76230678
JB Hi-Fi.

Chicken big mac lads

>>76231366
Deer in the headlights. He's scared of getting caught in a tackle under Sam Thaiday and incidentally sniffing his Queensland bumhole

>>76229528
anybody got that cowboys one on the left by itself?

>>76229528
>premiership trophy that the cowboys pepe is holding is a lot smaller than the sharks' one

something doesn't add up

>>76232255
The trophys shrink every year the NRL can only afford balsa wood trophies now since no one buys tickets to the games.

>>76231366
He is so fucking close to being down syndrome

>>76232255
Even the Sharks trophy took peptides!

My anime figures arrived this morning lads

>>76229789
After a while it gets boring watch the pooues lose.

Heating up some KFC for lunch lads

Just got tailgated lads

>>76232529
I tailgated some poogans customer with a poogans license plate and a blues sticker on his car day before last.
>blues sticker was all faded like he bought it a decade ago and hasn't removed it
kek

K E K

>implying i wont be winning it ALL this year

lets not mention walkcunt even once when the game thread is up

Wearing Blue panties because I don't own any Blues merch lads

Going to make the game thread Walkcunt edition lads

>>76232727
Who the fuck is walkcunt

No i am NOT kidding
Yes I AM new to sp and nrl
Yes I WILL feel sad if you mock me for being new
Yes I WILL cry if you post mean comments about me
No I will not EVER recover

>>76232806
No it's me sean

>>76232816
XD

>>76232727
>>76232806
>>76232816
>>76232841

neet "humor" lads

>>76232816
HE SAID IT AGAIN! NEVER GETS OLD!!!

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>people falling for the nsw meme
>" hehe we have le jarrad hayne and tedesco xddd"
>"don't u kno nsw are the favorite this year bro?"

My sides are going to implode when QLD absolutely gas NSW once again as per custom.

>>76232857
Except mine. I actually don't know who he is

>>76232873
Don't (you) me cunt.

>>76232806
Our father who art in heaven, walkGOD be thy name

>>76232891
Virgin

>>76232867
You mean the refs will give the win to QLD like every fucking year