/tennis/ - Rainland Sorrows

>>76212037
1st for Succ ruined my bracket

>>76212037
why does Janowicz always look angry

>>76212037
Tsonga
Mlade
The autist from Community
Poospissil
Nadal
Suarez-Navarro

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nth for our wimbly champion

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absolutely based

>>76212167
His career.

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>no sharapova or kerber till July
fuck me

>>76212644
pay denbts

>>76212924
what am I supposed to do for a whole month, pleb?

>>76212973
Do you put >muh pass logo on just to trigger people?

And watch the many better WTA players of course

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J-U-S-T

>>76213253
NY Post is trash but you have to love that pun

>>76213164
what do you think, you figured it out yourself?
of course I do, there's nothing more fun that watching a pleb explode, when he sees a Greek with a pass.I usually set them little traps, like showing some money power. Anyhow enough with the chit chat.

fuck the better WTA players, I want to see Kerb and Shara.

what the hell am I supposed to do a month without wta?

beware the golden fang

>>76213289
Do like the rest of us and use internet porn.

>>76213288
NY Post is the best paper in circulation
At least they shitpost for 40-something pages instead of the NYTimes/WSJ/FT, etc spouting fake news pretending they have a scoop (protip: journos have no scoops! Trump: 2, Journos: 0)

>>76212973
try the BJJ no gi female scene, Konstantinos

>>76213310
wtf im literally reading that book right now

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>>76213325
>FT
The ft has literally the best journalism. kys
>>76213351
Is real good. much funny. do not watch the film, is SHIT compared to the book. no bugz references

>>76213351
Infinite Meme?

>>76213396
>>FT
>The ft has literally the best journalism. kys
absolute weapon
>>76213396
i will watch the film after i read it
>>76213405
inherent vice

>>76213415
be prepared for a let down.
honestly my favorite book, ez read, funny af, good plot
>>76213405
ummm sweetie no

>>76213347
>>76213317
I'll just play some chess. fucking Christ, get a grip with the porn stuff.

>>76213470
Getting a grip is precisely the problem

>>76213491
heh

>>76213491
Haha micro benis :DDD

>>76213415
>absolute weapon
have literally never heard an American say that

any good fap photos so far?

>>76213535
What's it even mean?

>>76213535
i didnt know there were jews in UAE whats your point bruv

>>76213536
Not yet but Thiem is wearing white shorts and will get sweaty and we'll see his undies soon

>>76213567
gay cunt

Oh fug Pekka :DDD

>>76213579
You're the gay cunt if you can't let yourself appreciate some Domi THICCiem

>>76213621
>8 shots; 3 goals
>.625
>Finnish goaltendies

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>>76213672
There has literally never been a British hockey player

>>76213757
Still a better save percentage than Rinne in big games

>>76213470
>watching WTA for anything other than eye candy

>>76213802
No, .63 is greater than zero

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>>76213811
>not watching for both eye candy and the tennis

Smh gabe

>>76213846
The tennis is rarely good in the wta.

>>76213811
welcome to the middle class, enjoy your stay

>>76213862
meh. doesn't need to be great. better than no tennis/no soccer

>>76213846
Lisicki prettier than all of them

>>76213824
.63 is less than 1

>>76213846

>manfaces
>eye candy

Hmmm

>>76213887
I don't get it

>>76213910
Pretty much.

>>76213942
than the 2 on the left ya
>>76213996
'Twas gabe henry tier

>>76214005
most people don't

>>76213996
That's women without make up for you.

>>76213415
>>76213438
Oh, I see, I actually read a bit of the screenplay, thus that post sounded familiar.

ppl tend to shit on it (the novel), must be because is recent and got Hollywood'd. People like to talk crap about Delillo's Cosmopolis, too, which I keep holding it as a nasty piece of lit.

>>76213470
Snag this sample
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FT1bIoxQaNg

>>76214063
I think the hate is because most Pynchon fans are pretentious af and the novel was relatively straightforward compared to his other works and thus they can't say how deep they are for liking IV
Soundtrack for the film is decent tho

Is Kiki done? Anyone watched her match, think she can get past Errani?

>>76214148
If she play like she do today she will loze. Depends on here back and so forth. If she health then she be ok 2 beating sara

>>76214148
Seemed injured, lower back.

>>76214148
RG gave her an anti-inflammatory before her match so they'll just going to dope her up and pay off umpires until she wins.

>>76213621
21-8 shots on goal

refpuck is real

>>76213846
>wta
>tennis
I just watch it for my tennisfu and the asses.

>>76213811
stop showing your plebbiness gabe

>>76214219
Que loco eres, primo

>>76214063
Reminder that /lit/ isn't people

>>76214259
t. illiterate inbreäd retard

>>76214259

>katiesbooktube.png

Lel

>>76214342
She's back uploading videos... with the comments disabled.

>>76214342
Gawwwd so sad

>>76214342
>I want to be katie's little baby tampon boy
/lit/ was a mistake. They spend more time reading about books than actually reading books

>>76214317
The autistic "t." poster is back

>>76214579
t. nigger

Preds are winning. Rinne hasn't faced a single shot since the 1st period. He's like the Claudio Bravo of NHL

>>76214658
cunt

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Unfortunate we lost the bridge between /sp/ and /lit/ a while ago.

He could have been ATP#1 if the autism didn't captured him first.

>>76214685
Who?

>>76214766
???

>>76214817
DFW played tennis. He talks about it at length in IJ.

With Rinne you don't winne

>>76214859
Implying I read that shite

>>76214259
surely u meant /pol/ and /mu/ tourists making their middle school tier threads aren't people

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Please save us, Fedelel

>>76213415
Absolute weapon? The FT?

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Unironically the best part of RG

>>76217058
Not really:D

Why are you still awake?

>>76217143

>tfw to intelligent to sleep

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Rate JUST the legs!

3 > 4 > 2 > 1

>>76217414
3>2>4>>1

>>76217414
4 > 3 > 2 > 1

>>76217414
>>76217430
>>76217451

Leglets BTFO

>>76217414
>tfw no tennis gf

>>76217414
3>1>4>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>2

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nice benis denis

>>76217414
1 > 4 > 3 > 2

oi which cunts are watching the kokk take on small dick nippon's biggest cock?

Internet dead since morning, finally starts working again now, just in time for some good ol' tennis. Fuck you Optus and Australia's fraudulent NBN

>One of the biggest practical jokers on the men's tour was the now retired Frenchman Michael Llodra, who once hid naked in the locker of Ivan Ljubicic in Miami in the hope that some of the Croat's good form would rub off on him.
What did he mean by this?

dennis

>>76217894
Yes

>>76212037

Shit thread. OP apparently doesn't even bother to make this thread to be found in the catalog.

Who's match are we watching first
del potro??
kyrgoat??
istomin????

>>76218122
Kyrgios

Save us based nick

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>tfw KyrGOAT will win Roland-Garros

>Barbara Schett commentating
make it stahp

>>76218276
Don't you think he looks tired?

>>76218300
he always looks that way

Kohlschreiber BTFO

>>76218292
she hot af though

>>76218333
meh, manface

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>Tennis channel decides to switch from Kyrgios match to Taylor townsend

>>76218333
Hot diggity dog she is pretty hot

why do all the Nike players have cum-stained blue shorts?

>>76218398
The designers designedly designed them that way

>>76216964
What means absolute weapon?

good morning /tenni/'s

nice tennis dennis

where is europe

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>>76218377
>not supporting your KWEANZ N SHIIIEEETT

>>76218503
probably wageslaving

>>76218503
here! ready with my pants down my ankles :DD

>>76218508
>>76218513
ebic

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>>76218504

>that filename

why do Mediterraneans love Nutella so much?

Unironically worse than peanut butter

name a funnier player to watch then dolgopolov

>there exist madmen on this subreddit that actually thought Nicky would lose

lmao

>>76218541
Ostaspergo

>>76218541
Rafa asspicking autism man nadal

>>76216964
im calling you an absolute weapon for thinking FT is a good paper you melt

Christ there's absolute trash on at the moment. Nothing worth watching other than KyrGOAT.

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>>76218548

>>76218557
What is an absolute weapon? I am a gentleman and in no way am I a weapon

It also is objectively a good paper

>>76218541
yea unironically ostapenko

Philipp looks old af desu senpai

OH NO THAT SILLY AMERICAN UNLEASHED THE D E N N I S

poor guy

>>76218587
care to explain why

i never watch wta unless im fapping

>>76218618
she's very very very expressive.
>>76218617
Based Dennis

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>>76218503
euromper stomper in

I wonder whether Kyrgios thinks his trash talk can irritate opponents or he just has a chip on his shoulder.

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what was her name again?

>>76218632
why not both?

>>76218557
The financial times is fairly accurate.
A human can be an absolute weapon? Go on..

>>76218641
personification of a B+

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>sir andy murri

>>76218503
Mating with Zeus

>>76218676
nice

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>>76218641

>>76218684
Where'd you get this pic of me?

FUCK chokovics slayers samuel queerlord and dennis the menance meet 2nd round that sucks

By God, the 2nd set of the Konta match made it to a tiebreaker without a loss of serve

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>>76218698
NICE POST DENIS

>>76218647
>The financial times is fairly accurate.
wrong. all things political have some of the worst biases around. they literally invite journos of the far left/green parties of assorted countries to write pieces about the country. read just some of the comments on every piece and people always call them out on their bullshit. this is, of course, when the writers of the pieces actually have the balls to attach their names to the articles. sometime they just run it without an author which is double lol
>A human can be an absolute weapon? Go on..
youre not even british are ya? paki detected, gb2 reddit

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>>76218747
t posts in the absolute shithole that is /brit/

>>76218747
You actually think I'm going to into your opinions when Dolpolov the slice master is on?
Nice blog btw

>>76218764
implicados mi amigo

querry-chung is gonna be gud

>>76212037
absolutely terrible OP

i bet you were the faggot that made one with a federer picture last week. LITERALLY KYS

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>>76218747
If you're reading the FT with a special focus on its political coverage then u r missing the point.

hate brits

>>76218794
GOOD post

Why is goatdee not showing the tennis?

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>>76212037
>Europe - British Eurosport

>>76218794
Everybody does.

>>76218806
gud question

>>76218796
>>76218794
>>76218764
>>76218747
sore lossers

i like brits

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>it's a eurosport missing the first point of every game after changeovers episode

>>76218830
this

>>76218771
>lanklet vs. deaf guy

u sure?

Sam didn't bench press enough

Konta no doing well


she look smelly

>>76218858
Additional info: looks as if she changed her Servin' motion a bit

>>76218851
what is this referencing?

mon the doggo

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>>76218858
>implying you wouldn't

>>76218858
wonder what her bush smells like rn

>>76218884
oh I totally would

>>76218870
Do you mean the strange preparation or the service itself?

>>76218884
Why doesn't she look like this all the time

>>76218893
like a bag of sand

>>76218898
Service itself. looks more simple/repeatable. Still does the robo ball bouncing.

>>76218912
cos she's a professional and dresses like she's actually there to play tennis unlike the rest of the tarted up whoooors on the wta

>>76218912

es heißt Schmuck

Is Kyrgshit actually playing well?

>>76218932
I don't know. Not watching him.

>>76218928
This makes sense
The chink she's against rn looks like a whoere

>>76218932
He's been playing well all year. And I'm not the even the other Swiss poster.

>>76218932
kohlschreiber is throwing

RIP Jo

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time for pizza face

>>76218915
You may be right, her throw up used to be a little more behind her.

>>76218975
What did Vekic see on him?

>>76218983
$ and the sex

>>76218980
It's called 'toss'.

>>76218983
₣ and the dick

>>76218983
€ and the intercourses

>>76218983
he has great hair

>>76218983
love

>>76218966
srry no

kovalik in straights


cap this

EBJK back in this
>>76218992
toss and throw are synonyms

>>76218992
Not here favela.

kyrgoat lookin lit af

>>76219020
Yeah but 'throw up' sounds like she's vomiting.

>>76219033
Sick mind.

>>76219033
uma delicia

HCJK back in the house

... or is it ACJK ..?

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Dolgopolov has BLACKED me lads

>>76219033
get help

>>76219052
>betting against THE DOLGO

u deserve it lad

>>76219049
Did he spray semen all over his pants?

>>76219052
>betting on an argentine

Dont do that

>go for porridge
>konta down again

Literally never heard anyone calling it anything besides toss.

>>76219077
what did you put in your porridge?

Why do they even wear the skirt
They've got perfectly good boyshorts underneath

>>76219082
Tosser.

>>76219082
it's universally called a ball toss.

literally no one calls it a "throw up"

>>76219083
sliced banana

>>76219090
Don't be a pervert
>>76219083
Marmalade
>>76219082
Called both. Toss is more common tho

>>76219077
she loves going down tbqh

>>76219095
JUST a millenial pseudo american't shill are you

>>76219104
konta a pure

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>putting anything except salt in porridge

lel the girl konta is facing is dressed like a cheap thai whore

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>>76219052
>not betting on dolg at plus juicy plus odds

>>76219118
>like
she IS

>>76219083
the actual guy with porridge here, raisins

>>76219118
I've done worse sadly

>>76219122
You mean that Dolgopolov is on the juice?

Time for a last minute "cheeky" bet on Murray?

>>76219143
How much lad

>>76219122
no m8

I mean that the bookies in their wisdom decided to price dolg as the underdog, which is wierd considering that he's 4-2 in the h2h with berlocq

I’ve nothing against them, it’s just, as I see it, God created Adam and Eve. He didn’t create Adam and Steve. I’m kind of a homosceptic.

>>76219143
L1000 on murri t bh

>HCJK

F

>>76219164
You are sceptical about humans?

its ogre for konta

>>76219150
he was 1/6 yesterday. pretty much as good as you will ever get for a top 4 player in a 1st round.

nishikori is 1/50 v kokkinakis for comparison

>>76219150
£120
>>76219172
she lost to some gook.

>>76219174
Shieeeeet at those odds I'd throwing a few grand on murri

>Can'ta

>cunta

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>all british players go out in the first round

>one less qt to see this tournament
Feels bad, RIP jo she was a good friend

>>76219195
>>76219190
>>76219172
zis is why you never bet on the wta

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>>76219143
>He isn't on the patrician's multi
Just need Querrey to get his shit together first

Has Cornet had a botched nose job?

>>76219136
Is your name Jeffrey by any chance?

>>76219052
>betting
fucking degenerate

>>76219215
cash out you bogan cunt
>>76219219
no you retard

who /verdasco/ here

>>76219233
Does he ever get an easy draw

>>76219233
Mi. Received the call, Zverev will throw the match. Verdasco sauce in 5. Fix is in

>>76219249
no but he bangs hot women

>>76219215
cash out mate

keep getting fingerprints on my fidget spinner

>>76219228
How was church this morning, suck any dirty priest cocks?

>>76219172
konta is an asshole

Wavrinka seems to be in good shape. He's destroying his poor opponent !!

>>76219274
stop making me think about her asshole

>>76219122
>>76219159
he's been dogshit all clay season

>>76219272
delete this

>>76219274
Seems like a nice lady

>shot of the french skyline
>nasheed music starts playing

>>76219249
goatdee back in the game

>>76219215
>khachanov

that's whre your house of cards will tumble

>>76219219
she's just ugly senpai

she look like a rodent

would still fuck tho

>>76219276
Has a really good draw too

>>76219296
Nice

>This degenerate brit at it again
I'm beginning to wonder if you only do that for the attention it brings you.

>>76219307
Literally a perfect body though. sad!

>>76219284
what about that cheeky title in buenos aires tho m8?

>>76219309
He might go deep!! Maybe even in the finals. He's on Murray or Djoko/nadal's side?

>>76219307
I'm asking because I've never seen a nose shaped like that outside of plastic surgery freaks.

Gonna cook me a pot roast inna slow cooker. Should I use beef or pork as the meat?

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>spain
>white

lmao

monfils vs brown has the potential to be the most ridiculous match of all time

>>76219332
>

>>76219329
nah
hes waiting to cuck fed at wimby

>>76219338
>that early 2000s hair style

>>76219329
Scam side

>>76219338
who wants to be white in 2017

Who /pol/ here?

>>76219318
Murri isn't that bad pierre

what's that retarded fucking haircut

>>76219350
Nice. Quite lucky indeed.

>klizan

>>76219333
either are goat

every time i switch to yurosport they are showing boris becker squinting and talking to some cuck faggot while there are matches going on, god i fucking hate german tv

plebs and fags finally have what they want, a best of 3 match

>>76219363
why would you say that without shame?

>>76219380
are germany women easy?

>>76219387
Literally who wants best of three in Slams besides (((Rothenberg)))?

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>>76219363
Make America Great Again

>>76219403
if you're black, yes.

>>76219406
probably redditors

>>76219344
very astute m8

I'm betting on it being a showcase of athletic ability, explosiveness and meme shottery

>>76219412
wut if you're white!

>>76219378
Decided on pork.

Wawrinka is finding sum angles on his BH : simply amazing, almost like a cheatcode.

Need Koenig commentary

>>76219427
bad luck honkey

wawa vs thiem BH

>>76219421
Ya like DVDs?

>>76219452
Stan doesn't fold against Djokovic.

>>76219452
Gasquet

>>76219421
meme magic match

>>76219464
is this a meme

>konta has won 4 career matches on clay

She is a Brit after all

>>76219464
(on clay, sometimes)

>>76219470
Praise kek!

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>>76219363

la ciudad de fernando verdasco

>>76219344
>France vs Germany
>neither are french or german
RIP Europe.

>>76219494
wouldn't go that far
>>76219481
Is that what passes as an insult in you are state?

>>76219511
>Monfils
>Not french
>Comes from Guadeloupe

His family has been french for centuries. Fuck off /pol/, he ain't even an immigrant.

>>76219456
no only vhs and torrents

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>>76219511

>>76219403
not in general. expecially not for foreigners.

>>76219427
you still have to be two points above the chick you're hitting on. neo-"germans" and durka durkas are easy af though if you're white.

>>76219528
t. black

>>76219528
>coming from a nignog island in the carribean makes you French

Im more French than he.

>>76219548
>>76219548
Because a french raped one of your ancestor centuries ago?

>>76219531
What's wrong with torrent?

who /zverev/ here?

>>76219561
Just by virtue of being genetically more similar to a French than a nigger is

>>76219568
>There is a french gene
Rape baby confirmed.

>>76219573
there is no french culture
t. u're president

>>76219566
not autistic enough to be part of a private tracker clique

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when are the blacks going to take over tennis?

>>76219581
Yeah, there are french cultures. The concept shouldn't be that hard to understand to an american : A redneck in Ohio has nothing in common with a socialite in New York.

>>76219566
he said he like torrent mehmet

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>>76219567
me

>>76219603
for an*

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>>76219568
indeed

c'mere you

>>76219611
next berdshit
calling it

>>76219603
not according to u're president

I win the argument (:

>>76219611
wtf they both serve a ball O_O

>>76219620
Whatev' m8.

The fuck is Wavrinka doing.

>>76219623
hes the reincarnation. he serve sit in the uniquely federer way.

>>76219626
Thanks god, already 2 set points erased. One left.

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>make some tea and toast
>eat the first bit of toast
>halfway through the 2nd slice
>notice mold at one end of it