come watch the battle for the NL Least basement folks. Hellickson vs Volquez
>phils
1. Cesar Hernandez (S) 2B
2. Howie Kendrick (R) LF (WOO!)
3. Aaron Altherr (R) CF
4. Tommy Joseph (R) 1B
5. Michael Saunders (L) RF
6. Cameron Rupp (R) C
7. Maikel Franco (R) 3B
8. Freddy Galvis (S) SS
9. Jeremy Hellickson (R) P
>marlels
1. Dee Gordon (L) 2B
2. Giancarlo Stanton (R) RF
3. Christian Yelich (L) CF
4. Marcell Ozuna (R) LF
5. Justin Bour (L) 1B
6. J.T. Realmuto (R) C
7. Derek Dietrich (L) 3B
8. J.T. Riddle (L) SS
9. Edinson Volquez (R) P
Filberts. Barlins. One of these teams has to win.
Pls kendrick provide some offense
>>76209861
Fuck you I hope the Phillies lose 100-0.
>>76209795
FUCK YEAH competition for who is the worst in the league
>>76209878
t. buttmad barves fan
>>76209898
You aren't as bad as my Barves so try harder.
>>76209911
I'm just playing with you lol. I don't actually hate the Phillies.
>>76209914
lol you wanna bet.
I pulled your hamstring and its hurts walking. thank god for reddit mlb streams where I dont have to leave the bed
I forgot about prado. finally he is coming back. that looked out
>stanton batting second
has mattingly just decided to throw darts at random targets to see the batting order
I want to buy the Marlins and relocate the team to Salt Lake City.
new awoo for awoo anon to convert for phils.
Time to find out which team is slightly less shitty.
is that john kruk on the phillies broadcast?
>it narrows it down to 5000
god that hurts.
And there it goes.
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dee is fucking fast
Ah yes, the 3rd inning collapse is right on schedule.
So if phillies actually end up as worst team in baseball will things finally change?
fuck
>>76210682
Hopefully. Our pitching coach needs to go.
The Phillies have the best pitching staff in the NL East. Not like that's saying much.
Are your starting pitchers struggling? Just have them face the Phillies!
Fucking hell.
nice snag by the ball boy
>>76211244
I'd like to snag your balls, boy. Meet me at the Orange Bowl.
>>76211111
Maybe those quints will spur the Phils on.
>2nd and 3rd with no outs
I swear to fucking god, they better fucking score here.
Brilliant chain of events for the Phillies now.
lol he didnt even tag him
such bullshit.
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shitttt
YEAH BOY DIETS
Can we go ONE FUCKING GAME without allowing a fucking home run?
>phillies
>tommy joesph
>start watching baseball/sports for first time in life
>team you follow goes from meh to worst team in league in a month.
Am I cursed anons?
>You now remember all those Phillies trips from 2008-10.
>>76212758
I do
SHITTTT another dp
A-at least they didn't score any runs
So now that we're confirmed for the worst team in the league, can we finally fire everyone?
finally ramos gets a save oppurtunity
>>76213162
Blown Ramos save incoming.
>>76213197
will not surprise me
>>76213276
>thinking the Phillies can do anything on offense
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahaha...ha...ha...
>>76213348
I guess. the marlins have been playing pretty good for the last 2 weeks.
thank god this didnt take forever
gg phillies.
>>76213418
also
>we're not last