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/mlb/ MLB GENERAL BRYCE SLAPPER EDITION

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TEX:Adrian Beltre activated from disabled list
LAA:Trout (thumb) out Monday; MRI results TBD
CWS:Melky Cabrera stays hot with four-RBI day
HOU:Astros plate 11 runs in eighth to beat Twins
BOS:Dustin Pedroia (wrist) set to undergo MRI
PIT:Gregory Polanco carted off with ankle injury
LA:Bellinger cranks 11th homer in Dodgers' win
TOR:Liriano (shoulder) to return this weekend
TOR:J.A. Happ (elbow) to start for Jays Tuesday
MIN:Byron Buxton exits with lacerated finger
BAL:Bundy gives up two runs in win over Yankees
NYY:Judge launches MLB-leading 17th home run
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>Constant notifications from mlb at-bat about the fight in the past 30 minutes
>Videos of the fight posted on official social media pages
>MLB will fine, and probably suspend both of these player because "we don't endorse fighting"
Really makes you think
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Note Buster Posey never once doing anything
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>busted pussy
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>>76209500
harper's swing is fucking vicious
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tribe
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>>76209490
/1st/ros: Bryce Harper did nothing wrong edition
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>>76209502

what was he supposed to do?
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>>76209502
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>>76209523
protect his pitcher, you cuck
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>>76209513

its so fuckin pretty
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HEY
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>>76209525

Thanks mom
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Punch San Franciscans.
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>>76209525
Holy shit that boy can't fight
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>>76209490
>Nats fans on twitter using this image as proof Harper "landed" a punch
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>>76209525
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>>76209527
Why would you protect your pitcher after being retarded
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So what kind of suspension will Harper get? Should be a significant one, not the first brawl he's started.
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1) MMR
2) TY
3) BAJP
4) Tampa Bay Steve
5) DG
6) mo'Lester
7) Spaceman
8) UT
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WHERE'S
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>>76209549
why did the rest of the giants come out of the dugout? why do other catchers protect their pitchers? it's part of the game you dumbass canadian
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>>76209502
>that helmet toss
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>>76209569

to break up the fight, you idiot
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>>76209549
Because you're wearing fucking armor, the catcher is supposed to tackle the batter before he reaches the mound, diffusing the entire situation.

But he left his teammate out there to bear the brunt of the attack, like the selfish pussy he is.
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>>76209558

Normally I would be insulted by this, but that top 4 is really goddamn bad.
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>>76209558
MOLESTER = DG MOLESTER = DG MOLESTER = DG MOLESTER = DG MOLESTER = DG MOLESTER = DG MOLESTER = DG MOLESTER = DG MOLESTER = DG MOLESTER = DG MOLESTER = DG MOLESTER = DG MOLESTER = DG MOLESTER = DG MOLESTER = DG MOLESTER = DG MOLESTER = DG MOLESTER = DG MOLESTER = DG MOLESTER = DG MOLESTER = DG MOLESTER = DG MOLESTER = DG MOLESTER = DG MOLESTER = DG MOLESTER = DG MOLESTER = DG MOLESTER = DG MOLESTER = DG MOLESTER = DG MOLESTER = DG MOLESTER = DG MOLESTER = DG

DG IS FUCKING ROLEPLAYING
STOP GIVING "MOLESTER" ATTENTION
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>>76209565
HELMET
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>>76209575
>to break up the fight
hahahahaha

you're retarded, half of those guys were trying to beat the shit out of bryce
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Wow the Giants can't stop getting beat up today
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>>76209576

>the catcher is supposed to tackle the batter before he reaches the mound

when has this ever happened
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>>76209548
HAHGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAQAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHZAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAZ
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>>76209569
Because the rest of the Nationals came out you dork

Bryce Harper knocked out 3 Giants players by himself
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>>76209558
posts like this that glorify trips are worse than all of them
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>>76209598
good, harper's a faggot who can't throw a punch
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>>76209598

yes, thats clearly why the giant mob of people was at home plate while bryce was being escorted away
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>>76209490
DUDE SMELL MY HAND
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>>76209581
Molester is Soler. Soler is obsessed with DG. Molester hasn't posted in days. Dodgers swept the cucks. Put your trip back on soler.
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>>76209617
Get a load of this shitty post
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>>76209612
>backpedaling like a bitch
>knocked out

>Canadians
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>>76209633
Don't involve based Soler in your shitty tripfag drama
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>>76209558
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>>76209612
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
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>>76209602
AJ Ellis protected Daddy Greinke.
Busted Pussy is a bitch. Only faggots can defend his actions. If my catcher just stood there I would lose respect for him too. Ya'll looking like Bitches defending a pussy.
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Looking like the whitebois need some lessons desu
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>>76209660
hahah
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>>76209647
>backpedaling

Bryce Harper has Bruce Lee instincts. You think he's going to let himself get ganged up on by a couple of large male specimens? He side steps and causes confusion which leads to Samardzija crashing into his own teammates.

If Bryce Harper had a black belt I wouldn't be surprised
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>not a single decent webm
terrible effort
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>>76209612

kek this looks like a hardcore show where the kids in the pit are too young to know how to mosh
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>>76209682
Odor needs to be plunked more often.
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Fuck you for Harper shit. If Buster Posey did go in to fight the for the pitcher he would hurt to get. Don't fucking mad at Posey for it when Harper did all. Fuck Strickland too.
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>>76209690
>A
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>FUCKING
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>LEAF
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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"Harper threw the helmet away then charged in!" -Nationals color commentator
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>>76209726
Hey, Hunter!

Make sure you put some ice on that bruise
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>>76209747
Hey harper, where's your rings?
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Strickland's wiki
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>>76209756
We know you did this faggot. Too bad you aren't funny at all. Holy shit, weebs are so cringey. Just fuck off.
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phillies vs. fish
>>76209761
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>>76209756

even for awful, that's terrible
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>harper went for a punch instead of just tackling the guy
wouldve been cooler
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>>76209756
cringe
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>>76209756
That's a whole new level of cringeworthy. Don't ever post this again.
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HEY
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>>76209740
Throwing the helmet at an opposing player is like a 20 game suspension.
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>>76209781
FUCK
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>>76209660
He's lucky he fucked up the throw, his suspension would have been much longer if he actually hit him with the helmet.
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windians!
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>>76209786
>>76209799
Exactly why the league will damage control this to death
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>>76209756
>The pink furry was not pleased
fitting description for Strickland.
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Wow I just noticed that Strickland got his arm in the way when Harper connected

If he didn't I wouldn't be surprised if he was still laying down near the mound in a coma
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Why are Mormons so bad at hand-to-hand combat?
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Why do all the dirty players go after Pedrioa? Is it antisemitism?
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>BUSTED PUSSY
>LEADERSHIP
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Bruce Horper will own this general for a week
It's a great time to be alive.
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I am genuinely embarrassed to be a Cubes fan on this site
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>>76209756
meh

not subtle enough
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>>76209826
You should be you disgusting homo.
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>>76209820
Abreu is just too fat and slow to get to the bag otherwise
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stand beside her

and guide her~
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>>76209756
Is this rebbit?
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>Hearing from the clubhouse that #SFGiants Strickland is still woozy and didn't know where he was. Bryce must hit real hard.
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if there was a brawl between all 30 MLB teams, which team would come out victorious?
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>>76209854
Samardzija hit him harder than Harper did.
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Is Odor the only legitimate tough guy left in the league?
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>>76209841
B-but I live in Wisconsin
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>>76209820
Yeah that's on Pedroia, he was outside the baseline and had tons of room on the outside part of the bag but he veered inside at the last second for no reason,
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>>76209858
The Yankees
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>>76209858
Probably the team with the most Cubans
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>>76209863
Isn't that the guy who raped a minor leaguer?
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>>76209863
Harvey would beat up everyone in the league
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>>76209874
>Soon
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>>76209874
So like the White Sox?
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Did Busted Pussy take the biggest L of the 2017 season?

Would he have stood there if dumbshit was on the mound?
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>>76209756
Was this supposed to be funny or...?
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>>76209704
given his OBP i'd be ok with that
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>>76209902
I guess but it looks more like something 9gag or plebbit would write
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>>76209901
>Would he have stood there if dumbshit was on the mound?
Why would he be catching Kershaw?
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Do you think Bikegarner's wife could bodyslam Royce Hurrdurr?
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Suck ass Pirates. Sell the fucking team already Nutting to somebody who will spend money on talent.
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apologize to mcclutchen
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MARINERS!
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>>76209931
>>76209940
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Too comfy to lose!
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>>76209940
why?
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Postseason ERA for NL starting pitchers >1 GS:

Matt Cain: 2.10
Madison Bumgarner: 2.11
Kyle Hendricks: 2.38
Noah Syndergaard: 2.42
Jon Lester: 2.63
Jacob deGrom: 2.88
Adam Wainwright: 3.03
Matt Harvey: 3.04
Carlos Martinez: 3.24
John Lackey: 3.27
Matt Moore: 3.33
Matt Garza: 3.48
Bartolo Colon: 3.49
Zack Greinke: 3.55
Jake Arrieta: 3.64
Steven Matz: 3.68
Max Scherzer: 3.74
Tanner Roark: 3.86
Gio Gonzalez: 3.93
Gerrit Cole: 3.94
Jaime Garcia: 3.94
Michael Wacha: 4.08
Rich Hill: 4.50
Lance Lynn: 4.50
Johnny Cueto: 4.54
>>>>>>>>>>Clayton Kershaw: 4.55
Bronson Arroyo: 4.60
Edinson Volquez: 5.35
Jeremy Hellickson: 5.40
Kenta Maeda: 6.75
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>>76209941
MARINYAS!

Close game today
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>>76209940
What the fuck happened to him?
He just became complete shit
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>>76209958
he just hit a walk off hr
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I said the same thing about Arrieta 2 years ago. If a pitcher tries to get revenge by beaning you in the ass cheek, take your free base, you little girl.
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>>76209756
>>76209756
.5 of 10, unfunny

DO NOT try harder
just stop
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Liable for ejections in today's Marlins game. Gigantic strikezone. a good 6 inches in every direction
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>>76209858
Yasiel Puig snaps baseball bats in half.

He and Aaron Judge would be the last 2
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Defend Busted Pussy standing there.
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>>76209987
It's a shame that no one cares about a game between the two worst teams in the league
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>>76209991

now that's a fight i'd buy ppv for
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>>76209976
so? what do i need to apologize for?
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Don't forget that if Harper hit him with his helmet he would have gotten a worse suspension

Bryce most definitely missed on purpose
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>>76210001
Every single team has zero fans according to /sp/. So I ask. What team do you bandwagon?
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>>76210012
see
>>76209660
He was throwing to kill
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>>76209940

I'm sorry he didn't Kendrys Morales himself at home plate.
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can't let /nhl/ get 11111, lads
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>>76210012
What an amazing display of restraint by a guy who took a pitch to the hip and charged the mound.
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>>76210012
The shitposter in me wants to say Harper just has shit aim and doesn't know how to throw, but objectively, it looks like the helmet slipped out of his hand just a second too early. Definitely looks like he was trying to hit him.
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>>76210024
At his hip? Are you a downy?
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>>76209502

LMAO, was he actually trying to no look pass the helmet to the 1st baseman?
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>>76210027
i dont give a shit
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>>76210041
>Taking a statement 100% literally
Are you an autist?
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>>76210046
Uh...no?
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the Memeorial Day unis are a disappointment
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>This was the first time the two have faced each other since the National League Division Series in 2014 when Harper hit a pair of long home runs against Strickland.
kek. didnt realize this was the first time. Is this really a three year old grudge?
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>>76210069
Probably a Mormon v. Protestant thing going on as well
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>>76209502
lol at that girly punch he throws after the pitcher lands the first hit

what a fucking pussy
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>>76210060
All of them are. They should be scrapped entirely
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>Stromad
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>>76210060
>the Memeorial Day unis are a disappointment
those gaudy pink breast cancer uniforms were the utmost worst.
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>>76210069

never doubt it
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>>76209999
Part of me understands that last time something bad happened to him rules got changed and that might linger in his mind. The baseball fan in me think he's a faggot for just standing there.
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>20 pitches in, sweat is pouring off Volquez
Remember when he was an """""ace"""""
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>>76210081
>>76210085

>combine the saccharine sweet pink and woodland camo

What do I mean by this?!?! HURRY?!?!?
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What's up with every single mound charging incident there is there's always pathetic punching? Even Nolan Ryan got Ventura in a solid headlock but had sloppy punches.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIZB9O24BEE
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>>76210060

yeah, the holiday jacks need to stop. especially the god-awful fourth-of-july ham-fisted pseudo-americana stars-and-strypes-everywhere walmart-esque shit

those and the marpat ones

kinda makes you think some exec asked his nine-year-old kid what would look "the coolest, jaeden"
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Since Harper intended to hit Strickland with his helmet, does he deserve a 20 game suspension?
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>bryce harper got his ass kicked by a relief pitcher
Nats fans on suicide watch
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>>76210127
lifetime ban desu
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>>76210114

that's a bad example, it's very difficult to throw a quality punch into one's own armpit
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How to not be a PUSSY 101: A step-by-step visual on protecting your pitcher and establishing LEADERSHIP.
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DON'T LET BRYCE HARPER DISTRACT YOU FROM THE CUBS LOSING THEIR FOURTH STRAIGHT GAME
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Is there any doubt that they are going to team up in 2019? Douchebags must stick together.
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>>76210129
Hahaha Hardly.
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>>76210137
The real penalty is 20 games, so let's stay there
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>>76210127
Manfred will legalize charging the mound.
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>>76210123

at least you can see Nav/Mar patterns, and ABU/ACU

Woodland needs a safety element in there, yellow or orange

someone message Rob Manfred and tell him to slap himself
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>>76210153
>Bryce Harper and Matt Harvey sign with the Lillies
>They still can't make the playoffs
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>>76210114
Nolan Ryan had been pitching and was old man already
You can bet your ass 25 year old Ryan would have knocked Ventura the fuck out
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>>76210140
Step 2 (two) : Remove mask and read the situation.
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>>76210156
Will his rationale be that they shorten games?
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>Hearing that Bryce Harper will not be suspended. Manfred enjoyed that Harper is teaching values, and how to stand up to bullies.
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>he actually spent time making this
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The good and bad guy of the MLB.
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>>76210153
We don't want Matt Harvey's old busted ass.
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>>76210156
Manfred will shorten it up and require both the batter and pitcher to run towards each other when being charged. Thus saving precious seconds of game time
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>>76210174
Trout isn't so bad.
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>>76210167
>with the complete opposite being true

Yes, absolutely
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>>76210165
Step 3 (three): After situation is assessed follow the fade to the mound
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>>76210174
Looks like Pewdiepie to me
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>>76210183
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>>76210183
>>76210167
Side note, if Manfred really wants to shorten games, he should stop letting coaches look at replays before challenging.
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>>76210195
>>76210165
Why not be like Varitek and get inbetween the hittee and hitter
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>>76210195
Step 4 (four): step-in
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F
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>>76210195
Step four (4): After blows are exchanged, step-in to protect YOUR pitcher
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>#Angels CF Mike Trout has torn ligament in L thumb. Surgery an option.
>#Angels CF Mike Trout has torn ligament in L thumb. Surgery an option.
>#Angels CF Mike Trout has torn ligament in L thumb. Surgery an option.
>#Angels CF Mike Trout has torn ligament in L thumb. Surgery an option.
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>>76209660
someone shoop the helmet to hit the world trade center
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>>76210271
guess that means Aaron Judge is winning mvp
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>>76210260
Step five (5): Tackle aggressor into he ground and display leadership for all to see.
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>>76210231
>>76210271
good, fuck him. hope it lingers his whole career
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>>76210284
Try again, dumb crustacean.
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>>76210290
What the hell did Trout do to you?
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>>76210271
Buster Olney seething rn
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>>76210271
HE WAS TAKEN TOO SOON
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>>76210301
He embarrasses my team on a yearly basis.
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so was posey stroking out or what, why did he just stand there
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>>76210284
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>since April 20

ayyy--
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Why doesn't Billy Hamilton make his batting stance as small as possible so he generates more walks?
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Trout out 6-8 weeks
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>>76210288
Step 6 (six): Don't look like a BUSTED PUSSY!!!!!!

REMEMBER, YOU AR WEARING BODY ARMOR!!!!!!!

DEFEND YOUR PITCHER!!!


YOU ARE A VETERAN LEADER!!!!!!!

A "FRANCHISE" PLAYER!!!!!
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>>76210320
And your team is? Look it's even more embarrassing for an Angels fan like me.
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>CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES
>>
Dads win!
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>>76210206

i heard some radio talkshow blowhard talking about automatic replays

like some dude in the league office's entire job would be to rule on close calls before the question even comes in

i thought the idea sounded fucking stupid at first but it's making more and more sense
>>
Great now the 3 best players in baseball are gone for a while
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>>76210284

Its Altuve's year now!
>>
Batters should consider charging the mound WITH the bat/throwing the bat at the pitcher if it's an intentional hit by pitch. Seriously, 100 mph fastballs to the body can be career ending.
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>Troud ded
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>>76210335

he's learning hitting in real time, we brought him up waaaaaaaaaay too early

part of dusty baker's legacy
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>>76210356

> 100 mph fastballs to the body can be career ending

and to the head/neck, life ending
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>>76210356
Have fun with that 50 game suspension if you throw your bat, Harper. You'll be banned for life and probably arrested for murder if you swing your bat at the pitcher.
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>>76210338
Busters knee's would have folded like a chair even if he was wearing the Ironman suit. I can't respect a man who allows the umpire to reach the pile before the catcher.
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>>76210356
>pitcher hits me pitch in the ass
>lol, I guess I'll go murder him with my bat
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Since it's a foregone conclusion that the mound will be moved back, will it be 2 feet, or 5?
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>rags
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>that mlb network promo

KEK
E
K
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>>76210412
What's wrong with this? I just see people at a game.
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>>76210408
30 ft. There will be only two bases plus home plate.
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So, we're all in agreement that Buster Posey is the bitch in this scenario? Right?
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>>76210271
>Angels CF Mike Trout has torn ligament in L thumb. Surgery an option.
I feel for the Angels right now.
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>>76210430

we will be instituting cricket and hop scotch rules immediately
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>>76210431
He realized in that moment that he's taking 90 to his knee tomorrow and it sunk in
>>
ROCKIES FANS, I HAVE A QUESTION

Has CarGo still been hot after the Phillies series?
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>>76210433
Don't feel for the Angels. The Astros might win the WS. Just be happy.
>>
?
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>>76210461

I wanted him on that all star team tbqh
>>
??
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>>76210467
>My Knees hurt
>Why are they fighting
>I'm going to get hit, aren't I?
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>>76210461
>Don't feel for the Angels. The Astros might win the WS. Just be happy.
I'm happy about that but Mike Trout is a really good player and the dietary staple of Angels fans. That's like us losing Altuve or Springer.
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???
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>>76210467
>>76210483
>>76210501
*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme starts playing*
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>>76210501
this is the best one lmao
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>remember the strickland harper fued from 2014
>wonder if strickland will one day throw his heat at harper
>hunter strickland actually did it
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????


Would a smart baseball intellectual please explain to me why Mister Busted Pussy is frozen in time?????


Gracías.


????
>>
So which Giant gets plunked in the ribs tomorrow?
>check shedule: gio gonzalez
Nobody
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>>76210523
literally /ourguy/
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>>76210467
>>76210483
>>76210501
Where that Giants fan that has a crush on Posey now? Stop hiding.
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>>76210472
Me too. I wanna seem him be in the all-star and win a title in Anaheim.
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>>76210485
He needs a Wojack head
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>>76210523
>Would a smart baseball intellectual please explain to me why Mister Busted Pussy is frozen in time?
Harper entered Catcher AI Freeze cheat codes on his gameshark.
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>>76210523

I'm a Dodgers fan who hates the Jints and hopes North Korea nukes SF, still though, lay off Buster. He did his American patriotic duty of playing for the US National Baseball team and won them their first ever WBC Championship, that's a lot more than Harper has done for his country.
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>>76209509
haha what a dumb bitch
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>>76210568
what video game is this? kinda want 2 play
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HUNTER STRICKLAND IS A VIOLENT THUG AND BASEBALL HAS NO PLACE FOR HIM

LIFETIME BAN NOW

LIFETIME BAN NOW

LIFETIME BAN NOW

LIFETIME BAN NOW

WE DO NOT NEED THUGS IN BASEBALL

BAD ENOUGH WE ALREADY HAVE ADAM JONES, ANDREW MCCUTCHEN, AND OTHER NIGNOGS

TIME TO GET RID OF THIS THUG

BAN STRICKLAND

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>76209674

Buster Posey is a fucking faggot. I've been saying it for years. He ruined homeplate collisions. He stands there like a cuck when the rest of the team is fighting.

The catcher and/or 1st base defend their pitcher regardless of if he's right or wrong. If the team thinks it was out of line, they settle it in the clubhouse, on the field solidarity is needed though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_49N02D0MU
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>>76210523
>Would a smart baseball intellectual please explain to me why Mister Busted Pussy is frozen in time?????

Posey knew that Strickland was throwing at Harper deliberately. He probably though "fuck it, he brought it on himself".
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>>76210568
>maybe if I falseflag as a dodgers fan they'll lay off the memes.

https://twitter.com/FastTimesAtRF/status/869325091531870209?s=09


NO BITCH!!!
EXTENDED ANGLE OF BUSTED PUSSY FROM HOME PLATE
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Buster Posey < Craig Biggio

DEB8
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Joey Votto has hit a triple today
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>>76210617

Yeah you're right
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>>76210577

P.T, unless you have or know someone with a PS4 with the game on there, you'll never play it. It was a demo but was removed from the store when the game was cancelled. Was supposed to be a PS4 exclusive Silent Hills game directed by Kojima and Guillermo Del Torro but Konami cancelled the game. At best you can watch Youtube videos on it, shame too because the demo was spookier than most games out today.
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>>76210594
holy shit Nigger Morgan BTFO
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>>76210612
>anime nigga
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>>76210594
holy shit that tackle
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>>76209490
>BOS:Dustin Pedroia (wrist) set to undergo MRI

Jesus Christ, is there a more disappointing roster? With the exception of Chris Sale, these cunts are either consistently under-performing or hurt. Shit team is shit.
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You gotta admit, he's making baseball fun again.
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>>76210523

HOT FRESH OC
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>>76210676
See
>>76209820
Abreu took him out with a dirty slide
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>>76210677
HEY
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>>76209930
Yes, she has at least a 100lbs on him and grew up fighting her siblings for first dibs on the slop trough.
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>>76209820
Was Pedroia trying to get hurt here?
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>>76210702
I'm sure the retards over on /pol/ would find this as funny as you did
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>>76210523

Strickland's an asshole and Posey doesn't like him. Also knew it was on purpose and is pissed because he's getting pegged next game.
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>>76210523
"I cant afford to get suspended im the only one who can swing a bat."
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>>76209820
>see this play
>check Twitter
>Red Sox fans blaming Abreu for injuring Pedroia
If Abreu doesn't slide there, Pedroia is in a coma until the all star break.
>>
More /hoc/ style fights please
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>>76210702
unironically kill yourself
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Posey didn't back up Strickland because Strickland threw that pitch 100% thinking of his own pride from getting homered off of twice, 3 years ago. Buster is a smart player and doesnt put up with bullshit from his teammates when they are 12+ games back of first place in the division. Strickland likely caused his team a higher chance of losing the game today, pinch runner for Harper eventually scored, because of his own selfish pride. The giants beat the nationals in the playoffs and subsequently won the World Series. Posey knew what Strickland was doing was pure selfish bullshit and wanted nothing of it
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>>76210702
the shittiest trip on this board strikes again
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>>76209885
>Brittany Harper charges Matt Harvey
>Harvey breaks out the BBD
>"come and get some, pretty boy"
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>>76210702
kys my dude
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>>76210822
Hahaha you couldn't be any more wrong. Stupid fucking Jints fan. Just admit it, he is a pussy and didn't want to get involved in the fight because he knows he would get the shit beat out of him. Lmao just walk away.
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>>76210702

i wish we had actual mods who could rescind tripcodes like yours
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>>76210848
If he was a pussy he wouldn't be a catcher
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>>76210822
>Buster is a smart player and doesnt put up with bullshit from his teammates when they are 12+ games back of first place in the division.

this 2bh
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>>76210704
Dude, that slide may have saved Pedroia's life.
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>>76210790

Sale retals by throw a ball into Kenny's GM/President suite box tomorrow.

>lol man looks like my picture isn't getting me any friends
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>>76210860
He is a pussy because he is a Giants """player.""" He has always been a wimp for now and ever.
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>>76210773

Lol bro if anything Strickland told Posey not to intervene if he gets a chance to throw a missile, Strickland wanted this. This wasn't a accident that sparked into a fight, Strickland and Harper have had this brewing for 3 years now.
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>>76210881
If he was a wimp he wouldn't be a 3x world series champion
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>>76209576
True that. That faggot and his heeb agent is the reason you can't Pete Rose the catchers anymore. I've been praying he gets drilled in the throat and dies ever since.
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>>76210920
lol
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>>76210920
>>76210932

3 fluke rings mean nothing.
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>>76210954
>>
>fight happens on memorial day so nobody can tell anyone apart
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>>76209869
he thought Abreu would just run through the bag, kind of stupid to think that he wouldn't slide though. They both changed course to avoid the collision and ended up colliding anyway because of that, not nearly as hard at least
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The Blue Jays are back and there is nothing you faggots can do about it
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>>76210967
How many times did the Giants win the division during their "dynasty?" How many times did they repeat as champions? How many times did they earn the best record in baseball? I'd rather be the best or not make it at all than be a Wild Card "winner."
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>>76210954
Lol anon pls, a fluke is the 89 dodgers run. Grinding out 3 rings is just based af.

Also all 3 Giants teams were rated higher in pitching and offense in their respected over all league, than the Doydoy's in 89. Only numbers of the 89 doydoy's that come close to supperior Giants teams, were pitching related.

>crippled gibson running into Eckersly

Literally equivalent of a fluke pitchers home run
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I'm with Posey tbqh

If you're so pitiful that you're sour about getting hammered off of in the playoffs 2-3 years ago that you beam a guy, you deserve what's coming to you.

Kind's a fucking mental nutcase that needed 4 of his own players who he was basically pushing their face in while they were dragging him off.
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>>76211090
see >>76211049
>>
https://streamable.com/0760c

When you're so angry that you're literally hitting your own teammates
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God, I hate Harper.
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>>76211169
I hate all baseball players, they're just a bunch of angry white men who get upset when someone proves how shitty they are at their own sport.
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>>76210356
batters should just launch the bat at the pitcher and say it slipped
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>>76211182
Pretty sure Mann Machado got suspended for this before.
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>>76211169
*blows a kiss at you*
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>>76211182
>memechado
>>
Giancarlo Stanton has a completely reasonable contract that is very much team friendly.
>>
It's a shame that Harper missed with that helmet, tired of these faggot pitchers who think beaming someone with a 100 mph ball is acceptable in any shape or form.

Would've been nice to see these pussies on the mound get in return what they do to batters.
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>>76210822
He's a pussy bro. Shut the fuck up.
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>>76211250
You can stop posting anytime, Harper.
Seriously, this has got to be the 7th time you've said this.
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>>76211169
lol. y u mad tho?
>>
>Bryce Harper takes a 98 mph fastball like a man
>Stanton cries like a bitch on a 79 mph changeup
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>>76211282
I unno man, a 80 mph rock to the head could kill you, I'd be sour also.
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>>76211250
I agree. And it's 'beaned' not 'beamed'
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>>76211282
>>Bryce Harper takes a 98 mph fastball like a man
>actually charged mound like a bitch
>got ass kicked by a relief pitcher
>>
>yfw White Sox vs Red Sox bottom of 9th 0-0 game
>Abreu at bat
>Sale being the hot head he is decides to take revenge for abreu hurting pedroia
>reels back and throws 99 into Abreu's ribs
>bases were loaded, walkoff HBP
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>>76211203
>>76211229
>bat flies in the field
>suspension
>bat flies into the crowd
>nothing happens
nice double standards. that being said, that was a late release by Manny
>>
I was telling Cubs fans to panic when they lost Dexter Fowler.
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>>76211332
Dexter Fowler made that team and now Meme Maddon is unmaking it.
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>>76211282
>whipping your helmet at someone is taking it like a man
Who the hell raised you?
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>>76210523
>my feet hurt
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>>76211327
>nice double standards
It was because of the intention retard.
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>Bryce Harper looks like a spastic while getting BTFO
>Pedroia hurt becase he dirtily slid into a defender

Pottery
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>>76211358
Well yeah, Maddon isn't helping by replacing him with Kyle Schwarber in the leadoff spot.
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>>76210523
I feel bad for Buster, having to catch for cunts you don't even like.
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>>76211322
Dubs make it happen
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>>76211322
>Q gets the no decision
And all is right with the world
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>>76211383
Pedroia didn't slide into anyone. He hit a ground ball to first, the first baseman wanted to throw it to the pitcher but the pitcher was late to cover, so the first baseman had to slide, but his slide put his entire body over the bag, so they collided.
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>>76210717
underrated
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>>76211130
2x out of 3 they won the division anon.

"hurrrrr if my team makes it into the playoffs and they're not first place every time they better loseeeee durrrrr"

Anon pls, you sound like a loser just like your team m8
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>>76210523
Because he knows he already ruined baserunning by being made of glass. If he got a booboo from one of these bench clearing things the league would probably make any team that gets in one forfeit their next 10 games
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>>76210834
Harper and Harvey are friends, they wouldn't fight each other. Their douchery unites them.
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>Braves and Angels on MLB Network tonight
>only two players on both teams worth watching are injured
Woops
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>>76211475
Well fuck him. Ge got BTFO for being a dirty racist
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It's pronounced "mulb"
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>>76211322
>no scissors
So close to believable.
>>
Harper is such a pussy his punches were bouncing off
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>>76211590
Lmaoing at the orange ducks lol.
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>>76211590
>ORANGE
>DUCKS
>>
Who are the five most unlikeable players in baseball?
>>
Someone make a top 10 anime battles with Harper getting BTFO
>>
I seriously hope my Yankees aren't retarded enough to try and trade for Harper

Also shame on Posey what a cuck, Sanchez would have laid Harper out before he got to the mound
>>
>>76211676
Bryce Harper
Manny Machado
David Price
Chase Utley
Troy Tulowitzki
>>
>>76211676

Alex Rodriguez
the Phillie Phanatic
bryce harper
Deryl Strawberry
The green monster
>>
>>76211676
Aaron Judge
Adam Jones
Mike Trout
Evan Longoria
Curtis Granderson
>>
>>76211721
Well too bad because the Steinbrenners are stupid enough to trade for him. I guess you will learn to hate him too.
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>>76211676
Machado
Harper
Syndergaard
Harvey
Bautista
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>>76211676
1. Jose B'autista'
2. Broyce Horper
3. Stinky Smelly Odor
4. Fat Harvey
5. Manny Machismo
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>>76211772
>Evan Longoria
People hate the Rays?
>>
>>76211767
literally only 1 active player in your list
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>>76211808

its almost as if it was a joke
>>
>>76211772
How can you hate Judge? He's basically autistic Tim Tebow
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>>76211808

>Implying the Phanatic isn't active
>>
Madison Bumgartner met his wife on farmers only.com
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>>76211829
What position does the Phanatic play?
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>>76211795
>>76211794
>>76211772
>>76211767
>>76211764
>no chris sale
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>>76211850

DH
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>>76211850

leadoff Banter
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>>76211804
>>76211822
Its a joke. I named literally the most likable guys in baseball
>>
someone redpill me on bryce
>>
Jose Austista is easily the most repugnant person in baseball and it's not even lose
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>>76211930
What about a quick rundown?
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>watching slow motion replay of harper vs strickland
>no punches land

is odor the only guy to truly hit someone in the history of baseball fights?
>>
>>76211930

>anger issues
>gets angry on memorial day in front of thousands of veterans
>probably only bathes twice a week
>couldnt hit a barn door with a helmet if he was 6 ft away
>questionably absent when walk off bombs are needed
>stalks high schoolers at laundrymats
>>
>>76211676
1. Chase Utley
2. Rougned Odor
3. Alex Rodriguez
4. Manny Machado
5. Hunter Strickland
>>
>Throwing at a guy after 3 years despite the fact your team beat his and you won the world series

How sensitive is he?
>>
>>76212023
2 punches landed, albeit they weren't clean
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>>76212023
Machado heem'd Ventura good, apso Nolan Ryan you youngfag faggot
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>>76212053
How *steroidal* is he?
>>
r
o
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l
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l
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>>76211676
1. Manny Machado
2. Bryce Harper
3. Javier Baez
4. Jake Arrieta
5. Carlos Gomez
>>
Holy shit JD
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thank you based tigers
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>>76211676
Miguel Cabrera
Aroldis Chapman
Javier Baez
Roughned Odor
Fernando Rodney
>>
>mad about Manny

Why is he unlikable again? He and Donaldson got into it but Donaldson is a giant noted doucher, ditto for Ventura and the entirety of the Red Sox chimped out on him and he was trying to just let the issue die
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>Royals

Come the fuck on can you STOP?
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>>76212237
>Carlos Gomez

Seriously, the triumvirate of fuck-headed shitty players are Chase Utley, Carlos Gomez, Rougned Odor.
>>
>>76212174
>Machado heem'd Ventura good

even his punch didn't land, lel blinddfag. probably think girl fights and slap boxing are heem' series highlights
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>>76212399
There's a reason Manny just so happens to get into all of these feuds, and it's not bad luck.
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>player is involved in 10 fights per year
>"he dindu nuffin never i swear"
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1stros
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>>76211822
Fuck Tim Tebow
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>>76212415
no
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>>76212468
I love our team, senpai
They made Astros history today.

1 - 659 is the amount of Win/Losses the Astros have had behind 6 runs in the 8th inning. That 1 was today when we scored 11 runs in an absolutely ASTRONOMICAL 8th inning.
>>
>>76212481
You are a fucking insult to humanity if you don't like Teboq. He's a natural born winner.
>>
>>76209525
>>76209548
based webm stretcher
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>>76212443
1 real fight in 5 years man. Ventura targeted him for a whole game for no reason before manny snapped and Bombston targeted him because of a clean play at second. The only one where Machado truly chimped out was against Donaldson
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>>76212514
>astros think they are special

KEK

>Teams leading by 6+ runs entering 9th were 2,529-1 since 2011. The only loss was the Royals defeating the White Sox on May 28 last season.
>>
If the Cubs get swept by the Dads, does it mean they need to give Kyle "The Next Babe Ruth" Schwarber more playing time?
>>
I wish Aaron Judge could fight Bryce Harper
>>
jason hammel is legitimately trash now
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>>76212516
He's a douche.
>30 year old virgin
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>>76212634
Any Oriole fan could have told you this
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>>76212634
>shits on the ninny league
>6 ERA in the man's league

go figure
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>>76212623
Why would two future teammates fight?
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I'd like to think Yordano Ventura would have made everyone's hated player list if he didn't have "mucho cervevas" and drunkenly crashed his car harder than he threw fast balls at people.
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>>76212682
Why did Jonathan Papelbon and Bryce Harper fight if they were teammates?
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>>76212694
edgy
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>>76212694
You are the biggest faggot retard on this site full of retarded faggots but you are correct here
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>>76212730
Papelbon is a one man show
>>
Do you fellas think Kershaw will opt out after this year so he can finally move up out of AAAA and into the Major League?
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>>76212694
go choke on your dip you mouthbreather
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WTF I LOVE your teams top prospects now
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>>76212766
At no point did you ever even attempt to make a statement that could possibly be construed in American English with this post.
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>>76212694
>being a fan of two teams
>one of those teams is the worst original 16 franchise
>bandwagons a good team so he doesn't have to perpetually through whos games
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>>76212801
the NL is a handicapped league newfag
>>76212785
anyone know dat batspeed?
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>>76212893
Kek what teams does this faggot bandwagon?
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>>76212916
Cardinals and White Sox.
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>>76210420
not many of them
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>>76212916
Cardinals. I think he had some involvement in that White Sox/Cardinals victory thread when the Mets beat the Cubs in the NLCS.
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>>76212681
When exactly did he "shit" on the national league? His defense carried his ERA for the first half of 2016 then was so bad not even an all-time great defensive team could pad him. You fucking people are idiots.
>>
>>76212936
>cards and sox
Wow. Proof that meth is a gateway drug
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>>76212938
Well duh. All the Rangers "fans" are Astro fans now.
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>>76212893
>whos
>worst original 16 franchise
The Cubs, Braves, and Phillies exist.
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>>76212988
It gets even better. I think he lives in Indiana too.
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>>76210181
Matt Harvey is 28, he isn't old just a delinquent
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>>76213006
The White Sox are easily the most irrelevant
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>Whit Merrifield is going to hit for the cycle
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>>76212893
The white sox won the first American League pennant of the original 16 ironically
Also phillies are worse
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>>76213066
He has to eat all the eggs
>>
>>76213066
>one year younger than Kershaw
>literally 1,000+ less innings pitched
>>
>>76213069
Bad Autismus strikes again.
>>
Whatever happened to Eric Thames?
>>
>bases loaded
>alex gordon up

why.jpg
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>>76213101
>guy who was drafted out of high school and was promoted quick in having more mlb innings than guy drafted out of college shocker
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>>76213132
Nothing. His team's pitching has returned to being shit again.
>>
>>76210483
>>76210467
>>76210501
>What the fuck Hunter. We won that series and the title in 2014. That should be enough revenge
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>Bring in your best reliever
>Loads the bases
>Take him out and now >lefty lefty matchup
>Walks in a run

I love this division.
>>
>>76213211
Comedy Central most amazing division.
>>
>>76213147
You're obsessed with kershaw that you reply to everything that includes his bane.
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>>76212514
>by the end of this season the Astros will have come back from a 10-run deficit
what a time to be alive
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>>76213261
There's 4 mentions of Clayton in this thread and I replied to one of them because it was a ridiculous statement

Your posting WAR is appalling
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>>76213302
You are still obsessed. Don't even reply. I'm not even the guy your talking too. I just like Kershaw./
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>>76213069
a reverse natural cycle at that
>>
>>76213101
Kershaw hasn't been ded for 2 seasons and didn't go to college

Harvey also isn't near as good as Kershaw. He is only now returning to his low 3 ERA form
>>
Thanks to the Phillies, Edison Volquez got his first win since August of 2016
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>>76213328
>pissboi still posts here
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CEK_bJUjRQ

Comedy Central baseball exemplified
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>>76213368
>1 second in
>cunt with stupid haircut yelling into the camera
>close tab
>>
Do you miss power rankings threads?
>>
>>76213368
This video had potential, but that guy is just unbearable to listen to.
>>
>>76213456

jesus fuck no

that shit was toxic
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>>76213354
>edinson volquez has infinitely more WS rings and WS pitching wins than Kershaw
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>>76213236

twin-above expectations

indians- bellow expectations

white sox- art, expected 60 wins this season-we already got 24 !!!

tigers - old fat, washed up, window closed, payroll FUCKED for next 10 years

royals- washed up, window closed but they can be happy
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>>76213456
every day

>>76213474
Leddit might be more your speed, bro
>>
>>76213500
Are the Padres the NL equivalent of art?
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>>76213073
Much worse too lol. Phuck the fillies lmaaoo
>>
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1495699414708.webm
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>>76213454
>>76213473
He's a Blue Jays fan, so interpret that as you will
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>>76213533

i've been here longer than you've been out of high school, kiddo
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>>76213568
Fuck you I spat out my beer.
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>>76213568
>>
>>76213568
>fart fag
>resd
typical
>>
>>76209548

It looks like a bunch of midgets doing an elaborate dance.
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>>76213540

i can't wait to go to san diego for our next art boutique
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>>76213599
ah, yes. the classic "you newfag" response.

if you truly cared about /sp/, you would openly vouch for based bro culture
>>
>reds
>>
>>76209612
salutes to morse for bodyblocking smarj and saving him from a suspension and creating separation of strick and harper.
>>
yoooooo so I was at a bar after work and I saw a clip of King Faggot, Bryce Harper, the First of His Name swinging at some dude, someone give me a quick rundown
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>>76213568
Hold on guys the Reds are kind of based. This is probably a false flag farter.
>>
>DETOILET
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>>76213474
You are a redditor
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>Hosmer HR

Not so fast my meth head brethren
>>
>>76213699
literally the third post in this thread, you retarded leaf.
>>
>>76213066
He's got some hard miles on him.
>>
>>76213660
>>76213714

nah, you're both morons

"bro culture" threads are for friendless middle school kids who can't socialize outside the fucking anonymous internet
>>
>tfw no one to play catch with
>>
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>ESPN Stats & InfoVerified account
@ESPNStatsInfo

Follow
More
Marlins: won 2 straight games for the 1st time since April 22-23
>>
>>76213706

that trip was proven compromised in 2014
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>>76213742

Wh-what does that feel like? I forget.
>>
Turn on ESPN

Whit Merrifield is about to hit for the cycle
>>
>>76213769
You can at least remember the last time you won a World Series. There is no one alive who remembers the Marlin's two.
>>
>>76213742
Its not even funny, thankfully >us and the Braves are approaching .500. We are such a depressing division
>>
>>76213720
I wanted a meme rundown you dip
>>
>>76213840
losing is good retard
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>>76209502

Still laughing at him trying to throw that helmet...
>>
>resd
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Jays Win!
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>>76213906
You probably cheer on the American getting shot faggot
>>
>it's a soria episode
>>
>Royals take the lead
>Bring in Soria

I mean it's just obvious at this point
>>
>>76213928
What was the score, my northern friend?
>>
>>76213885
Were did this meme come from?
>>
>>76210822
This is objectively correct.
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roylels
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>>76213964
17-2 my friendo
>>
>>76214008
Ouch for the poor old Reds. That's a bootyblasting.
>>
>The middle of June is Cubs series-Nats Series- 4 fucking game Dodgers series
Why does God hate the Mets, putting it inbetween series against the NL Basement doesn't make it better
>>
>>76214001
>Tiggers
>>
>>76209501
astute observations
>>
>reds
>>
>Soria
>0 outs
>3 H, 2 BB
>>
>>76214032
>play garbage worst in the majors NL Least teams for 2 months
>still get shit on
>complain that you are playing real team now
>>
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>>76214032
>>
>>76212551
wrong mariners blew the same thing earlier this season
>>
>>76214044
You didn't have to murder them Canada, after all you only play them once every couple of years.
>>
>>76214048
We got shat on by the Nats and Brewers, not basement teams
>>
>>76214056
still buttblasted over the 2-11 season start, needed to take it out on someone
>>
>>76214085
Oh well carry on. Just don't murder me please.
>>
>"(Harper) gets hit and next thing I know he's going a-and those are two b-big guys going at it....."

>"You see a guy like Mike Moore get in there and tossed around like a pinball...... It felt a little dangerous to be in there."

The pussy speaks!!!!!
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ƨlɘlyoɿ
>>
>>76214048
This. The >mest abysmal record so faris mostly against the NL East, far and away the weakest division in baseball.
These are the same faggots that were saying they would contend for the NL East title 6 weeks ago. Some of them maintain they will still contend. They're the most delusional fans in sports.
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What's it like to have a good bullpen?
>>
>>76214126
lewd
>>
>>76214165
fuck off
>>
>>76214165
It feels "muy rico"
>>
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>>76214165
I dunno. We had one once, a long time ago, but the rest of our team was shit, so it didn't really matter.
>>
>>76214165
>>76214178
Why don't you just get bent you little fuck? You are a bandwagon fuck who complains despite admitting you only watch the Rays when they're good. I hope you choke to death on a ballsack empanada.
>>
>>76214190
Koda is still your closer now and he's nasty.

>>76214209
how does one bandwagon a .500 team? the term is fairweather
>>
>>76214190
Nationals had the second best bullpen in baseball in baseball in 2o16 behind LA. Ahead of Cleveland and Baltimore.

Wouldn't pay Melancon his $70, you let him got to the Giants for less.

Offered Kenley just as much as Chapman. Get told to fuck off.

Now the Nationals are willing to pay anything and eveghtjf for for a top closer.


You did it to yourselves.
>>
>>76214269
You know what I mean queermo.
>>
>>76214269
Doesn't matter. Don't complain about the team if you don't watch them when they're bad
>>
new>>76214341
>>76214341
>>76214341
>>
>>76214150
The record against the NL East teams not named the nationals is .500, including nationals its .467 (2 games down) which is better than the current win percentage of .449. So my original statement of the Mets getting shit on by the Brewers and Nats is accurate considering they are .333 againt those two teams and are .270 aginst the Brewers, Nats, and Diamondbacks.

The Mets suck dick but at least be correct when you are baiting the tripfags to make embaressing arguements.
>>
>>76214272
Melancen is terrible now. Certainly not worth 70 mil. They'll have to trade for relievers at the deadline.

>>76214269
Koda has some nasty shit. He seems to have the temperment as well. Here's hoping.
>>
>>76211850
Doggy
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