JUST

seriously,, what happened to this guy? he was a top athlete back in the day and known on every corner of this planetoid even for people who dont give a shit about golf.

>>Tiger's wife throws a hissy fit over him getting his dick wet
>>Giselle makes up some lies about Tom Brady having concussions
>>Mo Farah probably won't run in 2020 Olympics because his wife wants him to spend more time at home with his kids

Why do women ruin fucking everything?

>>76207008
Got married when he should have just been a DiCaprio and bang any girl jumping off the curb. Also I recall his swing put so much strain on his back and knees that it was inevitable.

>>76207037
His swing was fucking insane in his younger years. Dude had to change his swing like 3 or 4 different times because it was taking such a toll on his body

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This has to be the theme song for the day.

Steel Panther - "Just Like Tiger Woods"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng5yOs2KscI

If you don't golf that's okay
You can be a tiger anyway
Laugh through your teeth when things gets tough
Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Fertilize the ladies in the neighborhood
Get real rich and you will find
All the hot chicks will want to grind

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Grip that shaft like you know you should
Get a platinum card, it will be all good
The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods

Remember this when you're having fun
Three holes are better than a hole in one, yeah
If the word gets out don't be afraid
When a nine iron's heading for your Escalade, yeah yeah

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Filling all the divots in the neighborhood
Don't think about those three foot putts
And cover your tracks when you're banging them sluts

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Text messages are never good
Nail a girl at the driving range
Your life will change, just like Tiger Woods

Have your best friend book all your flights
Tell your wife that you're golfing nights
Get a call girl and maybe just chill
Be willing to part with a hundred mil

Bang a new porn star every day
Tell your sponsors it will be okay
Surprise them all with an invitation
To a viewing of your first double penetration, yeah

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Poking all the holes in the neighborhood
Tell your wife how it's gonna be
Your driver is community property

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Brett Favre did it, so you know you could
Become the king of your neighborhood
Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods

Just like Tiger Woods, oh yeah yeah

>>76207008
>athlete

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>>76207022
Brady's fine despite that
Mo Farah shouldn't be going anyways

Tiger's just a fool

did you get mocked by girls a lot at school, anon? You can tell us, we won't judge

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>>76206983
FUCK

>>76207063
Yeah, I forgot about that. I'm sure he had enough natural strength to sling it fine (plus, if memory serves, his short game was par excellence). Gotta wonder if there were any coaches who tried to tell him it was going to fuck him up down the road and he/his pop didn't listen.

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>>76206983
>in Jupiter

Holy shit!

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i wonder if he was driving a buick

Sad!

>tfw Tiger is so famous that his getting a DUI is more important than putting a man on Jupiter

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>>76206983
>>76208215

>>76206983

>Nigga thought he was on Jupiter

Put him in the fucking drunk tank.

>>76211199
Lmao

What's next for his career? I see a tranny hooker in the future.

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>nigga was so drunk he ended driving in jupiter

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>ESPN damage control

why did they do it, /sp/?

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>>76211199

>>76211246

Kek.

>>76206983

WHAT HAVE I BECOME

>>76207008

Got caught fucking every sloot who would give him the time of day, then karma... and his wife's car.

ive had several DUI in my life. they are not that big of a deal desu

>>76207008
His dad died and took his powers with him.

>>76211319
Typical Swiss, no respect for human life

http://www.sherlynpopelka.net

>was on meds bro
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40089225

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>>76207008

Michael Jackson syndrome combined with tiger (no pun intended) parenting.

Never had a childhood and his dad was a complete ball buster.

>>76206983
Bet he was sober. Everyone knows Asians can't drive.

>>76211498
He actually mixed pain meds with alcohol

>tfw my family used to eat at that Perkins in Orlando where fucked those waitresses all the time.
>It was right near the butler chain of lakes and we used to boat on them
>More than likely, at least once. Some waitress served us food after giving tiger woods a handjob.
>In my formative years, probably ate more than a few drops of tiger's cum

JUST

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>>76211319
I've has one.
Weird to see how many spergs there are here that think it's like I went and robbed a diamond jeweler. I drove the 6 blocks from the bar home and got pulled over for "not using my turn signal"

Really tired of the DUI shaming desu

>>76206983

LET ME SEE WHAT SPRING IS LIKE
ON JUPITER AND MARS

>>76211645
Here we go

>>76211645
As long as you're smart about it, robbing a jewlery store is perfectly safe and fine
Being an out of control maniac driving a 4-ton vehicle around is not even close to the same
Neck yourself

He wasn't drunk, the dude just had back surgery last month.

>>76211262
That's not even a good photoshop job. Totally fucking obvious.

>>76211645
>he didn't get it reduced to reckless driving
>he consented to breathalyzer/vehicle search
Come on, Anon. Can u even into /scumbag/?

He's clearly hooked on pain meds. He'll announce a rehab stint within the next 48 hours.

>>76212038
>>he consented to breathalyzer
To be fair, they kind of have you over a barrel on that. A least in my state (and I assume in others), you automatically lose your license if you refuse.

>>76211416
Meanwhile Joe Jackson is still alive and trying to ball busting MJ's child. His children won't fucking survive quite much longer.

>>76208215
His hairline is so fucked up now that the JUST hair would be an improvement.

>>76207008
His dad died. They were very close apparently

>>76212038

>he didn't shout AM I BEING DETAINED?
>he's not even a sovereign citizen

do you even keep a copy of the constitution under your pillow? baka plebs

>>76212769

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHoQhahXwEk

HE DINDU NUFFIN THE POLEESE IS RACISTS!

>>76207008
>athlete
>golf

He said he had a bad reaction to medication. Do we believe him?

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>>76206983

his left eye is lazy

>>76213045
Look at him in that mugshot, he's spiralling out of control.

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>>76212845

Holy shit how come I had never seen this before?

>>76213045
>Been on pain killers for years
>Oh, this time it was a bad reaction
Nah but what's it matter. Probably already nailed a few waitresses since getting out

>>76211246
Omg you're so fucking dumb it's the name of a town retard

>>76213045
Yeah a bad reaction to oxy

>>76213143
This.

Best part is that I see from the comments that the original was pulled from YT because one of the morons in it got it flagged.

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>Tiger gets a DUI on the one year anniversary of mine

shit was pretty tough, would not recommend

he's a billionaire though so all of the money and hassle is going to be a drop in the bucket

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>It was j-just a bad reaction to prescription medication

Why is he such a lying faggot?

>>76212329

he probably can't even afford to fix it

>>76206983
Man, Tiger Woods really looks Thai. I guess the drinks brings it out of him.

I got 2 DUIs in a 3 month span and got to keep my license cause neither cop showed up to my DMV hearing. I was sentenced to ten days in jail (I did like 36 hours) 40 days of community service, and I had to do an 18 month dui program. That program cost like $100 a month. I never did the community service and it turned into a $100k warrant which I got picked up on years later. I got sentenced to 30 days in jail and I did like 2 and a half. This is in Los Angeles County. Oh my attorney charged me $2,500 to defend both DUI cases.

>>76206983

>that mugshot

Literally JUST

>>76213955
Kill yourself

>>76207008
They started drug tests in the pga

>>76213955
Bragging about being a scumfuck is not cool

>>76213955
degenerate

>>76213955
Wow awesome bro DUI's sound like easy street. Gonna try it tonight thanks dood.

>>76214389
Go fuck yourself instead numale

How do you test positive on a breathalyzer if you were not drinking and all you had was a bad reaction to pain meds?

I THINK IM TURNING JAPANESE I THINk IM TURNING JAPANESE I REALLY THINK SO

>>76215082
You lie for damage control.
He was drunk driving but in Tigers defense DUIs aren't a serious crime like we get told they are

>>76213955

My friend got caught smashed out of his mind in downtown Los Angeles and the cops just drove him home. Must be nice being white.

Are blacks the ultimate cucks?

Tiger Woods record humiliated

Serena Williams WHITED.com

Their Princess literally was creampied by white reddit nerd. kek

>>76215252
thank god 50% of fellow whites aren't worthless niggers.

>>76215252
Wow dude that's crazy, similar thing happened to me except I stayed the weekend in jail and paid 8k over the course of 7 months.

>>76215356

It still blows my mind. He has an otherwise impeccable record so I guess the good ol' boys decided to do him a solid.

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>>76207864
y-yes, yes i did..

>>76215324
>WHITED
it's COLONIZED, get your shitpost skill up man

>>76212845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71DIT6hYXYo

>>76208319
naw, why would you? he did what no one else in the game ever did before, why would he hold back?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8ORRvlV7W8

just listen to the sound when he makes contact, I doubt he'd trade that for anything even if given the opportunity. Totally worth it imo

Black people are in meltdown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95eEsd-8Q8I

For whites this would be like if Peyton Manning melted down?

>>76215730
I dont really see what race has to do with it at all

>>76215821
Michael Jordan - Tiger Woods - Mohammad Ali

are the top 3 black sport celebrities of all time. Top 5 might include Serena Williams and Lebron. This is such a big deal for the black community in America to the point its hilarious.

>>76215864
You know, I've started to think that the problem aren't blacks, but black Americans. Jesus Christ.

>>76215864
You forgot jackie robinson, but ya I guess I see where you're coming from, but its not like he's the first black athlete to get a dui. Your first dui isn't even that big of a deal

>>76215864
OJ

>>76215730
>Peyton Manning
Nah. We've got plenty more where he came from.

Larry Bird, maybe.

>>76215906
>>76215879
>>76215929
I don't care personally.

Black vloggers are claiming it's a White power conspiracy to tear him down and they are tearing him down for not marrying a black girl.

These are the same people that freaked out when Serena Williams married a white guy.

>>76212038
>not taking the breathalyzer
Never take a discrete probability class in college?
Even if you test positive, there's a statistically greater chance it was a false positive than a true positive.

>>76215879
We already have enough dumb retarded uneducated morons as is. Then you turn their skin a darker shade and you open up a whole new can of worms, really.

>>76215730
There would be no comparison because whites don't see and identify with any athlete through that lens.

>>76215252
>Must be nice being white
Yeah except like you mention later he has a clean record otherwise. What you darkies willfully ignore is when you get a DUI you have 15 priors on your record and wonder why you weren't treated the same.

>>76215879

You get it.

>>76216420

I don't even care about racial shit. I'm saying the LAPD is just surprisingly chill sometimes. I also know a spic that got shitfaced and got stopped on the freeway, attacked one of the cops, and ran into fucking traffic at night and miraculously they didn't shoot his degenerate ass.

>>76213955
>all the friendless basement dwelling permavirgins that are mad about this post

>>76213955
>>76216570
Same faggot.

>tiger will soon kill himself, leaving all his millions to his children
>they will grow up to become spoiled party kids that social media and other forms of media go crazy over
>their only claim to fame will be having a rich father that killed himself
why does this keep happening