/trans/ - The New Boys Edition

perro caca

Who /haxblel/ here? Who member?

>>76206754
whose that hack in the middle

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None of them hold a candle to /ourguy/ Big Sam

F

Honest question /sp/ friends. I went to Huddersfield uni and although I never went to see a game, I passed the stadium a couple of times on the way to the cinema. Am I legitimately allowed to follow them without being a bandwagoner?

>You will never pay Michael Owen to advertise your business

Feels fucking Good Man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTl5FDI7Gk4

>>76206784
Al from Toy Story 2

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>Manchester United hit roadblock in Ivan Perisic pursuit with club now more open to offers for Anthony Martial, could yet see Jose Mourinho look elsewhere, his first choice for the position is Willian

>Franck Kessié tomorrow will have medicals as new AC Milan player. Done deal, confirmed. €28M to Atalanta.

>Marc-Andre ter Stegen agrees new Barcelona deal, buyout clause set at €180m

>Wojciech Szczesny agrees personal terms with Napoli

>Juventus Insisting For Bayern Star Douglas Costa. PSG Also Hot On The Trail

>>76206777
There are Arsenal fans and there are Arsenal ''''fans''''. Arsenal fans don't care as they'll support the club regardless. Arsenal ''''fans''''' think that changing the manager every season will result in them winning the Sextuple.

>Szczesny to Napoli
Does that mean Alisson will start next season? First choice for country, 2nd stringer for club. Care to explain that one Huezil?

Also, will the fat spanish waiter fetch Reina?

>>76206846
before I answer, where are you from and what is the closest team to that place?

gotta say, I really do hate some of you. stop being so fucking stupid when it comes to football please.

gotta say, I really do hate some of you. stop being so fucking stupid when it comes to football please.

gotta say, I really do hate some of you. stop being so fucking stupid when it comes to football please.

gotta say, I really do hate some of you. stop being so fucking stupid when it comes to memes please.

gotta say, I really do hate some of you. stop being so fucking stupid when it comes to footbaIl please.

>>76206846
>Am I legitimately allowed to follow them without being a bandwagoner?
No.
You're only asking because they got promoted. That's still bandwagoning, regardless of you spending time in the area.

>>76207028
I also managed them in my longest save on Champ Man 03/04 if that makes a difference?

>>76206946
>Care to explain that one Huezil?
you can't just buy better national players unfortunately

>>76207053
You can buy better coaches

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>>76206895
>Franck Kessié tomorrow will have medicals as new AC Milan player. Done deal, confirmed. €28M to Atalanta.
it will be a 2 year loan with obbligation to buy, based Fassone, tricking FFP

>>76206846
>I went to Huddersfield uni

Didn't even know they had one

>>76207071
How's the university scene in Ingerlund?

>>76207060
Better transport won't make that much of a difference though

>>76206895
>Kessie
Everyone said he was going to Rioma, based Fassone. This is only the start.

>>76207071
It's a ''''uni''''. If it isn't Russell Group or have a Medical School, it isn't worth shit.

>>76207087
Getting some nice armoured ones would make the goalkeepers feel safer.

is bakayoko elite or just a black matic?

>>76207098
Russell Group unis coast on reputation

Having research funding doesn't make them any good academically

>>76206895
REEE why is Perisic not signing for the biggest club in the world

>>76207053
Ederson could become the most expensive keeper ever, regardless of his talent or lack thereof. Still he actually starts for his club. Who's 3rd stringer? Diego Alves?

>>76207115
both desu

soccer is for faggots lads

>>76207048
Oh, well in that case, go ahead.

>>76206770
here

>>76207117
He failed his dabical

>>76207116
>Oxford and Cambridge coast on reputation
>this doesn't make them any good academically

Uh-huh.

>>76207124
Then you'll enjoy it.

>>76207098
The University of Bath seems better than alot of Russell Group unis

>>76207159
Nice cherry-pick la

>>76206946
>Does that mean Alisson will start next season?
Yes it was alredy known weeks ago, Skorupksy will probably leave too. He's very good some midtable/EL team should pick him up

>>76207167
>alot

It's clear you went there it seems.

>>76207167
Fucking big hill though

>Got an internship this summer
>pretty much because the guy interviewing me went to the same RG uni as me
worth it lads

Simple question today, Wonga in or out?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13069140
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>>76207225
Shame a RG uni can't help you get a real job

>>76207262
One step at a time, buddy

>>76207181
Thanks famiglia
Also, is Strakosha any good or just a meme goalie?

>>76207242
Is this in the perspective of Arsenal or the voter's favourite team?

>>76207198
Nah looking at postgrad masters for next year

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>*gets booked*

>>76207242
Wengmoaners need to accept that Wexit means Wexit

>>76207288
More like Cardi, am i rite?

>>76207288
>muderball wins

Disgusting

>>76207268
I've seen him in Coppa Italia during Lazio Roma, he is decent

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>>76207288
*gets sent off the most*

>>76207242
Do you mean is he going to be in or do you mean do you want him in? As an Arsefan, I couldn't give a toss. I support Arsenal, if Wonga is there, I'll support him. If he isn't. I won't. I might follow what he does. But I won't 'support' him.

>>76206770
Host pls

dave here btw

>>76207319
He seems justified in his expression. That was a committed challenge but otherwise fair.

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Easy one

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>>76207087
this one won the euros on its own

>>76207288
>failing to beat 9 men
>frozenone

>>76206770
Are we /dribbledrobble/ again?

>>76207288
not so culone anymore

>>76207333
Cees go watch natafelen and report back on Nainggolan. If you do I will buy your toothpaste.

https://twitter.com/MikeVerweij/status/869282497049264128

>>76207346
pro / con

>>76207400
conclaim, concreate, confit and conlong aren't words you gay

>>76207308
If you can't beat a 9 man team, you don't deserve to go up

>flag

Oh. Right.

>>76207400
It's pro. There is no Conlong word.

>>76207417
concreate is what the fucking roads are made of you mong

>>76207417
>>76207421
>There is no Conlong word

conlets detected

>>76207417
pretty sure concrete is a word m8

>>76207417
>confit
That one is though

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>>76207429

>>76207429
>>76207432
i'm going to put you in concreate boots and throw you into the fucking ocean. utter mongs.

>>76207399
>paying for Fox Sports
>watching Natafelen met Kees

I'll pass, waffle.

>>76207442
>projecting

>>76207443
Geld moet rollen! Gierige kankerhoer!

hello i am not a pep scout agent man jaja

who is the best defend passer man that can be buyed?

>>76207466
I remember this meme when Norway started acting up. I remember using it on Fitizen when he went mental once.

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>>76207442
>getting this conlongged

>>76207491
Ashley Williams

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>>76207476

>>76207491

Van Dijk

What will Newcastle's team realistically look like next season?

>>76207476
t. Minuscule Baller

>>76207551
shit

>>76207491

Just fuck off and play Maffeo already txiki

>>76207363
ye sure
host already

>>76207551
Like a bar code

REMINDER


Definitions of The Premier League accepted in /trans/:
>prem
>league
>PL

not accepted
>EPL

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>>76207491
This lad, only 80mln for you my friend! Special price yes

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Any updates on the Mendy to City situation?

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Can you see any of these managers getting a job anywhere anytime soon?

>>76207623
What about CPL in anticipation for next season?

>>76207651
What are the rumours for bob?

>>76207651
Karanka can probably do well in the championship

>>76207651
Pardew easily

>>76207651
Martin Schmidt probably. He did an alright job at Mainz, it's not his fault they sold Malli

>>76207651
Pards will find a nightclub to take over

And shithouse lower table PL clubs will take Moyes

>>76207655
Yes, sorry I forgot to update it with that

>>76207651
Guidolin deserves another crack

>>76207667
Karanka is going to Leeds apparently

>>76207553
Now listen first-to-drown, we know you're very afraid of the oceans, either start being very friendly to us or try your luck in kekmany. Pro-tip: hold onto your turks, your best guarantee that Mehmet will let you in.

Have an ITK source saying that Celtic have signed Patrick Roberts from Man City for £9m.
Also Celtic have signed Jonny Hayes from Aberdeen for £600k + Gary Mackay Steven.

>>76207764
After buying their rival's best players, Celtic will again complain about why the rest of the league perform badly in europe

Srat by watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s30LebmMjE

>>76207665
New MLS side LAFC (next year)

>>76207713
>implying we would want to live in your impoverished shithole
I'm half-french so I'll just shack up in the alps somewhere la

>>76207787
>no busquets deft tap to set messi up

>Manchester City are aiming to sign Kyle Walker and one of Athletic Bilbao’s Aymeric Laporte or PSG’s Marquinhos.

>Niang rejects permanent move to Watford

>Davy Klaassen first priority for AS Roma should Nainggolan leave, who enjoys interest from the Premier League

>>76207713
>the shithole that is called Belgium

wew lad

>>76207787
Cuadrado got the assist cause he fucking ran like a champ. Got nothing to do with his shit tier fucking pass. Who makes this shit? Messi's was a fluke. Beckhams was good. Mahrez's pass was all down to the finish. Why was Gaitan's there? Berbatov's was great. Martial's was down to his skill, not his pass. Boer's was great, but again, Berkamp was the reason he got an assist. So many of these passes are shite and are down to their runs or the striker being good. Guti's was pretty good. I miss Guti. Ozil's was improvised but it was all based on whoever was running for the goal. I dunno why.

This video is shit.

>>76207860
Nainggolan would be great for United, Chelsea or Liverpool

>>76207491
jeremy mathieu, 50m and it's yours

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>Carrizo released from Inter Milan

wew

what premier league teams need a GK for their bench?

>>76207787
Giroud assist is down to the whole team. It's one of the best goals ever scored because so many players could have fucked that up.

>those yank septics for Messi to Di Maria

>>76207764
>9m

less than city bought him for?

>>76207902

>it's a guy has a meme haircut and people think he's good episode

>>76207902
The new Xhaka

>>76207787
You now remember Giuly.

Guys, which attacking player(s) will Bayern buy?

>>76205467
>>76205530
Choking and chokers are real fucking neato.
>>76206616
That day was amazing ngl. 2013 every day was special also.
>>76206654
hehe memes
>>76207499
Based Fu

>>76207940

City only paid about £4m + addons. Media love to use the sensationalised potential total (£12m).

>>76207979
feels like too much of a prospect to keep him couped up in the spl

>>76207960
Xhaka managed to score some goals though iirc.

>>76207974
>Bayern
>buying anyone
lol

How's it going Hans? Did you have a nice day?

You now remember Aly Cissokho
https://vimeo.com/92846254

-------------Wayne Shaw----------
Quaresma-Taarabt-Robinho
----------------Adebayor-------------

Rate this 5 a side team

It's a shame Sunderland were relegated because any time anyone mentions Newcastle now it's immediately besieged upon by a bunch of unwashed inbreds. Sad.

>>76208075
You went down first, lad.

>>76208068
lazy/10

>>76208068
>completely blocking off the goalmouth

is this allowed?

>>76208009

He is a prospect but also completely unproven over a season. Only really got into the Celtic team in the last 6-7 months. He shows flashes but is pretty inconsistent.

>>76207713
t. smelly walloon

>>76208089
technically sunderland got relegated first back in 1997

Preston are now the only champions of England who haven't played in the Premier League.

>>76208068

-----------Pantillimon
----------Mertesacker
Crouch----Traore------Zigic

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>>76208056
Yes, thank you. Hope you had one as well.

>>76208181
I now remember Zigic

Bale is 30? When the fuck did that happen

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Premier League 2017/18

1. Man City
2. Tottenham
3. Chelsea
4. Arsenal
5. Man United
6. Liverpool
7. Everton
8. Leicester
9. Southampton
10. West Ham
11. West Brom
12. Bournemouth
13. Stoke
14. Brighton
15. Stoke
16. Newcastle
17. Burnley
18. Swansea
19. Watford
20. Hudderfield

t. genious

>>76208143
And newcastle first got relegated in 1934

>>76207651
Pioli to Fiorentina
Mazzarri to some meme italian team

>>76208208
Spurs will drop off because of Wembley

>>76208208
Which Stoke is supposed to be Palace?

>>76208208
>4. Arsenal
der hund scheißt

>>76208245
I personally hope so, but everyone in the top 6 can be switched around and it'll all be basically the same. I think top 3 will be City/Chelsea+1, but other than that it's anyones guess. Don't think Chelsea will win it again though.

>>76208264
Right.. My idea was Palace at 13th. Stoke has looked really poor and hughes looks like he's out of ideas. I reckon it'll be a bad season for Stoke.

>>76208208
Will Tottenham win the 2015-2018 title though?

>>76208208
>Swansea dead last
>Huddersfield 17th after a bright start and then failing to win a game in the last 3 months of the season until the final game
>Newcastle 8th, Rafa gets a 6 (six) year contract
otherwise ok

>>76208281
>implying Liverpool can cope when they're in CL

Mate last time they finished 2nd, they dropped to 5th the next season, then 8th. Arsenal are a million times better with Carzola too.

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how do we fix this?

>>76208281
>der hund scheißt
is this supposed to mean the world keeps turning kind of thing?

>>76208208
>City so high
>Spurs so high
>Arsenal so high
>Liverpool so low
>Newcastle so low

>>76208323
Arsenal is about to implode this summer.

>>76208245
>>76208304
top 6 can be switched around and it'll be equally realistic**

Don't know what happened there, just lost my mind a bit

>>76208334
remove the cross

>>76208339
>>76208344
ABA get back to your general.

>>76208363
just asking about german phrases lad

>>>/arse/

>>76208386
I did say go back to your general first, so >>>/arse/

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who are we signing /bundes/?

>>76208339
no it's what I imagine perro caca stands for

>>76208334
Get some con artist from dubai or india, sell the idea that he's gonna buy the club and let it fade into bankrupcy so it is put under administration and dies once and for all.

Kinda like Racing de Santander but without the happy ending.

>>76208208

1. City
2. Chelsea
3. United
4. Tottenham
5. Arsenal
6. Newcastle
7. West Ham
8. Liverpool
9. Leicester
10. Stoke
11. Everton
12. Southampton
13. Watford
14. Brighton
15. Huddersfield
16. West Brom
17. Swansea
18. Burnley
19. Bournemouth
20. Crystal Palace

>>76208408
>>76208208
>poop

why are people rating city again?

>>76208408
>huddersfield and brighton staying up

>>76208399
Younes

>>76208403
well yeah, if you translate directly

>>76208408
City didn't manage it this season, how are they going to the next?

>>76208431
Transfer Window Autism.

>>76208316
>newcastle
>living up to expectations

>>76208344
M8 City are going to finally get their shit together, Spurs are still (unfortunatley) the most exiting team in the league and Arsenal have benefited hugely from stealing Conte's blueprints. Liverpool are going to slip like they always do.

>>76208431
Poop needs to spend like 400 million in the transfer market to be relatively competitive, like he is doing right now.

>>76208431
becuase he's got rid of chief shitter clichy

>people unironically think that huddersfield will stay up
newcastle definitely, brighton maybe, but huddersfield cannot

>>76208431
pep will win the league in september

who knows what will happen afterwards though

>>76208408
Hudderfield are going to sink like a rock.

>>76208461
he need GOATs like Messi or robben to be good

>>76208431
-Chelsea will struggle due to actually getitng injuries and europe
-Tottenham are shit
-United might do well since it took Mou a season to turn Chelsea around
-2 more years of Wenger
-Kult Kloppo Klopp
-Neverton

That leaves Poop with his trillion €uro team

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>>76207974
>tfw Australia /147/ poster exists in other threads

>>76208482
>MESSI
>Good

t. Emirati.

>>76208431
money talks

>>76208473
Maybe they'll pull a surprise like bounemouth have done

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bit of wind and light drizzle
in bed with a cup of hot chocolate
who else /comfy/

>>76208504
No it doesn't. It's paper, retard.

>>76208508
>getting promoted with a negative goal difference
No chance.

Mememouth are only where they are due to Eddie Meme's all-out attack suicideball.

>>76208208

1. City
2. Chelsea
3. United
4. Arselel
5. Spurs
6. Liverpool
7. Everton
8. Southampton
9. West Ham
10. Leicester
11. West Brom
12. Stoke
13. Newcastle
14. Bournemouth
15. Palace
16. Brighton
17. Watford
18. Huddersfield
19. Swansea
20. Burnley

I don't think Chelsea will win back to back titles and as I don't see United or Arselel being good enough to compete for the title, Spurs playing at Wembley and Liverpool being unable to cope with the league and playing in Europe I guess City win it.

Really any of the bottom 6 could go down but I reckon Burnley will suffer second season syndrome, I'm now bored of Swansea and Huddersfield will go down on the final day. Watford will get 40 points around matchday 30 and then stop trying and almost get relegated like they always do.

Actual prediction right here:

1. Manure
2. Shitty
3. Laverplel
4. Chelshit
5. Spuds
6. Arse
7. Evershit
8. Newcastle
9. Southampton
10. West Shit
11. Lester
12. Stoke
13. West Brom
14. Watford
15. Bournemouth
16. Palace
17. Brighton
18. Huddersfield
19. Burnley
20. Swansea

>>76208530
haha epic names my friend

who's winning the UCL next season?
Madrid b2b this weekend BTW

>>76208544
Pogback pt. 2 is written in the stars

>>76208544
>Madrid
>Good

t. Jew

>>76208541
Thanks m8, I spent quite some time thinking about them

>>76208544
P$G

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>>76208544
Pep is and all you cunts are going to have to
A P O L O G I S E
P
O
L
O
G
I
S
E

>>76208559
Looks like you got bored halfway through though

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>>76208498
>tfw /147/bros

>>76208530
>3. Laverplel

>Implying playing 2 games a week with Klopp's tactics and training won't lead to them having to forfeit matches due to not having enough fit players

>>76208565
>Emery
>Ever winning anything relevant

He couldn't even win Ligue Ann, my friend

>>76208541

What else is there to do but think of memes when you live in a country so irrelevant people don't even know if it's South America or Central America?

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>>76208544
Meme treble was only a warm up

>>76208498
>>76208580
/147/ threads comfiest threads

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If any of the promoted clubs have transfer windows as bad as Middlesbrough's were this season, they're going straight back down.

Honestly, these transfers were woeful.

>>76208530
>all those ebic menes
>no bounrememe,jewcastle, bumley, palarse, steak city or west bum

You might make a case for spudersfield as well but that's probably stretching it

>>76208595
>any other team wins League Cup or Community Shield
>LOL YOU COUNTING THEM? FUCKING MILK CUPS

>United win them
>TREBLE CONFIRMED LADS GET IN HERE JUST A WARM UP!

>>76208609
The whole negredo loan was utterly bizarre

>>76208609
How was Espinosa, Fischer and Roon? Who the fuck is Opku Asiedu? That's like claiming those 15 year olds Arse signed as counting as bad transfers.

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>tfw the Championship doesn't know what's about to hit it

>>76208609

>Actually paying money for Bamford

>>76208638
He's worth money, just not anything above £500k.

>>76206770

I member

>>76208632
Espinosa and Fischer had barely any games. De Roon was overpriced.

And yes, the Ghanaian is a youth transfer. Not my fault someone included it on Wikipedia.

>>76208609
>you're now aware Valdes had more clean sheets than Bravo

>>76208627
He was pretty good. Just needed more goals from the rest of the team

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>>76208637
Tweaked

Revised version:

1. Manure
2. Shitty
3. Laverplel
4. Chelshit
5. Spuds
6. Arse
7. Evershit
8. Jewcastle
9. Southfagton
10. West Shag
11. Lester
12. Steak
13. West Bum
14. Fagford
15. Bournememe
16. Palarse
17. Brighton
18. Shitsfield
19. Bumley
20. Swanshit

what do you think?

>>76208691
He was GOAT alongside Aguero for that half a season

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>>76208691
>Just needed more goals from the rest of the team
It's not as if Middlesbrough had another prolific striker on their books.

Oh wait.

>being so asshurt at a signing you never play him

>>76208723
Shame about the injury really

>>76207429

this is a really funny post

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>>76208740
At least Valencia got mugged for the transfer

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is rppmey really going to another cadbury's pl club, or china?

>>76208609
Valdés, Fischer, Gestede, Barragán, Guzan, Fabio, Traore, Ramirez, Negredo and Chambers seemed like solid transfers. Considering that they were never on the relegation places until the very end, I didn't expect them to go down 2bh

>>76207651

Bob Bradley is unironically a decent manager for an MLS/Championship tier side.

Maybe even Premier League if he had more time/was an assistant coach for a bit

>>76206895
> club now more open to offers for Anthony Martial
FAKE NEWS

I wish he'll have more playing time though next season

>>76208711
1. Manchester City
2. Chelsea
3. Manchester United
4. Arsenal
5. Tottenham Hotspur
6. Liverpool
7. Everton
8. West Ham
9. Southampton
10. Brighton
11. Stoke City
12. West Brom
13. Bournemouth
14. Leicester
15. Newcastle
16. Swansea
17. Huddersfield Town
18. Crystal Palace
19. Watford
20. Burnley

>>76207651
yes, pardew,mazzarri,pioli,guidolin are decent manager for midtable clubs

1. Bayern Munich

>>76208758
>Considering that they were never on the relegation places until the very end, I didn't expect them to go down 2bh
You must have been absurdly optimistic. They were doomed from the start.

Karanka's playing style was the worst and most ineffective I've ever seen in the PL.

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okay /trans/ it's time to play a game

>>76206762
fpbp

>>76208799
Cech
Cahill
Azpilicueta
Alderweireld
Kante
Alli
Costa

>>76208799
Cech = 2
van Dijk = 3
Bailly = 2
Cahill = 1
Lovren = 1
Ozil = 2
Alli = 4
Coutinho = 2
Sanchez = 3
Aguero = 3

1. Barcelona
2. Real Madrid

OR

1. Real Madrid
2. Barcelona

>>76208837
>>76208852
I see quite different priorities here

>>76208852
Damn, missed 1. tried to make 11 with 25.

>>76208861

literally who fucking cares

>>76208799
De gay
Bailly
Alderweireld
Kante
Pogba
Alli
Martial

>>76208799
------------------Cech
---Alderweireld-Azpi-Billy
------------------Kante
-----------Mata-------Alli
-Costa-Kane-Sanchez-Rooney

>>76208799
------De Gea
Azpi-Alderweireld
-----Kante----
Eriksen-Ozil
---Sanchez

>>76208861
Liquidate Madrid first

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>>76208799

What happens to Cavani when PSG sign Aubameyang?

>>76208711
>Shitsfield
>Fagford
>West Shag
Poor

>>76208914
He enjoys his millions and fucks his supermodel wife for an afternoon before moving to another big European club.

>>76208799
mignolet = 1
baily = 2
cahill = 1
coutinho = 2
kante = 5
hazard = 4
sanchez = 3

I'd like to request some more maths homework questions, if that's ok with you

Do americans really dip cookies in milk

>>76208799
cech
kompany - aspie
kante
brown
sanchez - aguero

>>76208914
He engages in reality TV, has a meltdown and has a sex change operation. in 2021 He appears on the cover of Vanity Fair in the infamous "call me edith" edition

>>76208920
>moving to another big European club
Sure but which one?

>>76208799

Sanchez at 3 points is a fucking steal.

>>76208799
lloris
van dijk - azpilicueta
de bruyne
hazard - mahrez
lukaku

>>76208799
Cech 2

Azpilicueta 3
van Dijk 3
Cahill 1

Pogba 3
Henderson 1
Ozil 1
Coutinho 1

Kane 4
Hazard 4
Mane 2

Treble contender team

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>>76208927

>>76208971
16
That's by some distance the easiest one yet

>>76208711
1.Shitty
2.Chelshit
3.Manure
4.Arselel
5.Liverpoo
6.Neverton
7.Poocastle
8.Memecester
9.Wet Bum
10.Hotsperm
11.Mememouth
12.Palace
13.Memehampton
14.Wet Spam
15.Watpoo
16.Swanshit
17.Gayton
18.Stook
19.Burnlel
20.Huddershit

>>76208971
18

>>76208971
16

way too easy

Joe Hart to Toon, screencap this

I hope Willian gets injured or gets declared untransferable for some reason
>>76208799
DeGea, Cahill, Bailly, Alli, DeBruyne, Sanchez, Aguero, 2 quid left for a mars bar

>>76209051
3a = 5a - 48
Jake = 24, Jan = 48

>>76209051
14 and 28?

>>76209051
Jan is 48 he should get a haircut

>>76209082
Oh shit I read the question wrong. (forgot my glasses)

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>>76209088

>>76208923
>mignolet
stopped reading there

>>76208743

Hardest I've laughed at 4chan in months and I'm sort of mad because it was so fucking stupid

1. City
2. Chelsea
3. Arsenal
4. United
5. Liverpool
6. Spurs
7. Southampton
8. Bournemouth
9. Everton
10. Leicester
11. West Ham
12. West Brom
13. Newcastle
14. Stoke
15. Brighton
16. Palace
17. Burnley
18. Huddersfield
19. Watford
20. Swansea

t. high iq poster

>266 posts
>2 1/2 hours
Wew lads

>>76209136
22 my dude
>>76209167
i love /trans/

>>76209136
I counted 24, so I'll plump for 25

>>76209136
37

>>76209136
25
>inb4 you didn't count the whole png

1. Chelsea
2. Man City
3. Man Utd
4. Tottenham
5. Liverpool
6. Arsenal
7. Everton
8. Southampton
.
.
.
17. Watford
18. Brighton
19. Burnley
20. Huddersfield

>>76207651
I rate Schubert.

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this one is a little harder

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If we're generous and estimate Dean Hoyle's worth at £500m, how much of a budget will hudds likely have next season?

Also is Aaron Mooy good enough to play for Man City yet or should they just sell him? Considering that Man City are in need of a new midfielder in that position

>>76209263
Was once good at maths. Now I can't even do basic addition.

>>76209263

>tfw I teach maths for a living and I don't know what the fuck is going on

It's cool, I only teach poor kids who don't understand division

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>"(could I see myself at) Liverpool? Why of course! I have heard great things from Xabi (Alonso) and I would like to work with Klopp in the future. He is a manager I admire" - L'Equipe

C O N F I R M E D

>>76209263
>

>>76209308
Could he fill in for the inevitable gundogan injury, if so her might be able to compete with Delph for cups and cover.

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>>76209263
*blocks your path*

>>76209263
Really makes me think

>>76209263
4 3 2 1
3 2 1 1
2 1 1 1
1 1 1 1

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>>76209354

>>76209354
Just imagine if he actually went to Liverpool

>>76209401
>>76209263
This level of maths is for people who need to be kept away from society. It's not to know if you're smart enough, but whether you're autistic enough to be lured to become a terrorist. Like that autistic guy who hacked the Pentagon and stole UFO files. He did more good in that act than ever before.

>>76209395
Wonder where City would have finished with a fit GundoGOAT

>>76209448
Ifs and butts. Arsenal are statistically better when Carzola plays. Like 3 times better. But he isn't.

>>76209445
/trans/ would shit itself

>>76209446
the year 9 one is legit autism but the 6th form one is mildly applicable IRL

>>76209445
/sp/ would implode like when Torres scored

>>76209471
It's all Greek to me, m8. I've lost my love on maths in Year 8 or 9 or something where a teacher legit hated me because I was rich.

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>>76209344
some of my family teach
ofsted and parents a shit

>>76209471
ergodic stuff is good for image thingies
pic related

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Alright lads, you should be able to do this one (except 3a) even if you haven't done uni maths

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>Montella: Belotti and Morata can play together

>>76209445

If Liverpool manage to actually win the champions league while still challenging for the prem, or just flat out win the prem with a decent showing in europe they're well placed to make some very big signings.

But then again it's lolverpool

>>76209510
Isn't part B just 1/2?
Too late for the rest of it

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>>76209446
Maths at Uni didn't feel like it got harder just the answers got alot longer.

>/trans/ - mathematics
I guess this is what happens when you can't be bothered to discuss transfers, isn't it.

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HOWLING lads
Just found this one in the past papers section on my uni's library page
It's from a foundation ""maths"" unit they make the sports science mongs take
You should all unironically be able to do this

>>76208208
>>76208316
>>76208408
>>76208528
>>76208530
>>76208711
>>76208781
>>76208993
>>76209164
shut the fuck up you stupid twats you've literally not watched a Swansea football game all season you stupid fucking bitches.

Swansea will be challenging for top 10, idiots.

>>76209584
I'm not drawing a fucking graph m8

>>76209590
I LITERALLY PUT THEM OUTSIDE THE RELEGATION ZONE YOU TWAT

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>>76209550
The Milan must die

Nth for chelmsford city

>>76209584
I unironically can't. Seriously. Got brain problems and haven't used maths for over a decade, lad.

>/trans/: maths, mooy and >mouyes

>>76209510
i think b) is 1-mu^t

>>76209618
yeah and they'll be top 10.

mug.

>>76206770

BRING IT BACK

Reggin here btw

>>76209584

Bruh I haven't done quadratics and simultaneous equations in 5 years and you can fuck off if you think I can be arsed to google that shit now.

Now if you wanna talk in excel formulas, I can do that.

I think you can judge pretty well how well people are doing post education by how many excel formulas they know.

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>>76209618
>replying to a fat ginger manlet

Wow, lad.

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>Manchester United lead the race for Tottenham and England full-back Danny Rose, 26, who looks set to leave after 10 years at the club. (Daily Mirror)

United's Spain midfielder Ander Herrera, 27, will reject the chance to link up with his former Athletic Bilbao boss Ernesto Valverde at Barcelona and stay at Old Trafford. (Telegraph)

>Former England boss Roy Hodgson wants to succeed Sam Allardyce as Crystal Palace manager. (Sun)

Manchester City's Spain forward Nolito, 30, wants to leave after less than a year at the club. (Marca)

>Arsenal will offer Chile forward Alexis Sanchez, 28, and Germany midfielder Mesut Ozil, 28, a combined £30m per season in salary to stay. (Daily Mirror)

The Gunners' Spanish striker Lucas Perez, 28, is wanted by La Liga side Sevilla and Deportivo La Coruna. (AS, via Sun)

>>76209570
it's a meme you dip
>>76209584
1.
(i) y = 3x
(ii) d = sqrt(40)
2.
x=1, y=2
3.
(i) x=-2
(ii) tp = (-2, 0), y_int = 4
4.
(i) 21/18 pi
(ii) Amp = 0.5, period = 2pi

Fascinating

>>76209687
>The Gunners' Spanish striker Lucas Perez, 28, is wanted by La Liga side Sevilla and Deportivo La Coruna. (AS, via Sun)

Take it, Wonga. Perez was a panic buy (and ultimately memed a hattrick) not worth keeping.