YANKEES ORIOLES GAMETHREAD

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>>76203746
Yankees:

LF Brett Gardner
C Gary Sanchez
DH Matt Holliday
2B Starlin Castro
RF Aaron Judge
SS Didi Gregorius
CF Aaron Hicks
3B Chase Headley
1B Chris Carter

Orioles:

RICHARD
JONES
MACHADO
TRUMBO
DAVIS
CASTILLO
MANCINI
SCHOOP
HARDY

Yanks desu

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THICK
H
C
I
K

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T H I C K

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T H I C C

Autistic yankee poster pls go

IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN

I reckon the team in green will win

GRIT
R
I
T

Schoop's either amazing or awful in the field depending on the day with nothing in between

I'm just glad Gary Thorne's back. Best broadcaster tbqh

Fucking Orange Ducks

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LET'S GO O'S

LET'S GO O'S

LET'S GO O'S

>>76204079
Ducks have bills, Orioles have beaks, do you even birdwatch fucking kill yourself

>>76204057
best broadcaster is Duane Kuiper

>>76204097
Autism

>>76204098
Wrong

I was really hoping the O's would snap their losing streak last night. They are going to be hungry this series

>>76204134
how? I hate the o's and giants but damnit listening to duane is a wonderful experience.. i'm not blinded by team loyalty

>>76204151
You'll probably be okay, Rickard's comically bad in CF

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>>76204151
It'll give the Yankees a test at least

>>76204164
Thorne is better. You are wrong

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This ump sucks

>>76204191
how

If that's not a strike nothing is

>>76204207
It was a ball

It's fixed

>>76204207
It missed inside, clearly

He hasn't put one ball in the strikezone at this AB

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>this strikezone

Poor manny, you can tell he wants to be in pinstripes

>>76204238
Why are you posting Steve Harvey?

This pitchrr is shook already jej

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Let's go birds

>>76204246
gonna be funny when he does get signed by the yanks.. all the fans that post will no longer be here or just plain silent. can't wait

This nigga is going to be the reason a pitch clock will be mandatory

110% we win this game boiz

The season is on the rebound

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>>76204286
If Gleyber works out, there's no place for Machado

Ken is definitely a bigger O's fan

Why are Yankee memes so unfunny?

>>76204311
yeah that's true. can't wait to see him live in a week or so

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>>76204311
>If Gleyber works out, there's no place for Castro and Headley
ftfy

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LET'S GO O'S!!!!!!!!

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>>76204336
Didi plays SS, Gleyber might be at 2nd, and Castro at 3rd. Depends who is the better third baseman

>>76204360
Castro will most likely move the third. He's getting bigger, and he's already not that great of a defender at second. He'd probably benefit from moving there.

If Zach Britton were healthy the O's would be undefeated tbhfam

>>76204378
So what will happen with Headley?

>>76204441
Taken out back

>o's fans booing judge
literally why? dude is super christian and the nicest kid ever

Jesus Christ those teeth

>>76204459
He'll probably only get 2 ceremonies then

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>>76204465
Do Yankee fans even boo other players? I know Sox fans are still butthurt over Ellsbury leaving

>>76204465
He's not a Catholic so fuck him hes a heretic

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>didi hits .333 with risp

Does he know what it means to be a Yankee?

Lel nice center fielder you got there

ahahah

>o's fielding
>>76204497
catholics worship mary and put random niggas in as "saints" which is not in the bible. fuck that shit

>stankees base running

Lel

Come on Castro

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Thought he was wearing a mask or something

we tie now

>Headley gets a hit
Welp, he's hit his quota for the week

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Carter is so useless

>excited headley gets a hit
>realizes carter is up

>>76204580
Is it possible for him to bat 10th?

I'm sorry you're retarded if you pay $70 for a check up on your small ass home mini split system A/C. Fucking nu males cant even fix their own shit

>>76204441
He'll get traded like the cunt he is

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>>76204589
I think Manfred is thinking of saving time by having him hold three fingers when he steps into the box to indicate he'll strike out

>>76204606
Somebody has to want him, somebody has to be willing to give up someone for him

>>76204626
Some team desperate for muh locker room presence will take him for a shit prospect that actually was a hidden gem

>>76204609
stop with the fucking jailbait posts

>>76204643
He's trying to show everyone that he's totally an adult by posting pictures of girls

Underage posters do it all the time

>>76204643
I've already emailed moot, hes on his way to give out some bans for this /b/ tier faggotry

>>76204658
>Underage posters do it all the time
girlposting has been a staple of yankee gamethreads for a long time

>>76204672
exactly

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who do orange duck bros hate the most?
yankees or red sox?

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>>76204672
>it's a yankees/blue jays/red sox thread
this is why I don't bother posting whenever it's against them

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>>76204643
She's 20

>>76204642
Yeah, I figure. Yankees will probably find some nobody and turn him into an ace like Chacon

>>76204609
Imagine how much shorter the game will be without his bullshit 2 strike pop outs
>>76204626
I think he did earn respect after getting in the umps face though

>>76204672
>yankee posters are all underage ass clowns

You dont say?

>>76204687
Red Sox, idgaf about the Yankees much, it's the Boston fans and players that won't stop starting shit

>>76204700
you're on thin ice, Old Bay

>>76204658
>posting girls is bad
Want to know how I know you're gay?

>>76204687
I actually dont mind the Yankees. Their fans are usually decent when they come to Camden. Fuck Boston thought horrible fans and horible people

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>>76204712
Look at this flag

>>76204712
You're proving my point here buddy, you lot are so desperate to show that you're totally straight that you're doing it when you're supposed to be watching a game

>>76204708
Are you threatening me?

>>76204749
>you're supposed to be watching a game
You must be new to this beautiful sport

>>76204749
You are autistic as fuck.

>>76204749
I think you're reading too much into it

>>76204749
Yeah buddy, that's totally how it works. Whenever a group of guys gets together and talk about girls, they're just trying to prove they're not gay, right?

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>>76204758
sure, why not

>>76204774
Orange on Orange crime!

>>76204749
Guy there are 162 games that are 3+ hours long each

RISP Davis

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Montgomery looks like shit right now

what's the point of having chris davis? he's like our chris carter.. useless

Vintage Davis right there

>>76204749
You're not supposed to be kissing all your teen friends but you do it anyway

>>76204799
He goes on three or four week-long big bopper streaks each year

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>>76204799
Chris Davis actually hits home runs though. Carter is only a home run hitter in theory.

>>76204790
I like baseball because I can multitask while watching the game. Apparently this guy actually sits down for three hours a day and does not move

>>76204819
I still want a hitter that hits for average. both of them are garbage

>>76204839
>I still want a hitter that hits for average
you must not be a fan of 2017

>>76204694
post more breh

bish lookin like she got beef curtains on some thai pussy

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>>76204839
Davis at least puts up a decent OBP every other season. Carter goes over .320 if he's lucky

Do you think Chris Carter even cares how shit he is? He shows no emotions

>>76204848
i'm not desu and i know the game isn't changing but it's pathetic that dudes can't hit for average or when shifts are put on them.. doesn't mean i'm leaving baseball

>>76204833
It's perfect to watch and study or read something else.
>>76204819
There is no way he should be on the team by the deadline

Why

>Butt Gardner

>getting thrown out by a first baseman

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>>76204878
You can't let your emotions take a hold of you when you're striking out 200+ times per year. It's probably for the best.

Sanchez needs to get his power stroke back. He's just missing these pitches.

>>76204867
Cute athletic females are elite-tier, and they are the patrician's choice

>>76204687
I wouldn't mind if a pressure cooker was found in the Bombston dugout

well that was shit

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>>76204922
Eve is the cuter girl on that show imo

>>76204687
bombston fans are full degenerate

>>76204749
Have you ever been to a baseball game? It's mostly checking out girls, enjoying the scenery, bullshitting with friends, and checking out the game.

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>>76204930

>>76204961
And yelling nigger if you're in Fenway

Who here actually served?

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>>76204975
Is that why Jones is still on the DL? Hurt feelings?

>>76204804
What?

>>76204996
see>>76204730
It's an epidemic

>>76204993
Me

Gardner's age is showing

i love you casbro but goddamn your defense is fucking garbage

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>Machado thinks he's worth a 250 million dollar contract

>>76205021
You're not even out of high school yet fag

>>76205022
It seems like he lost a step

>>76205049
You asked a question and i answered fuck you

>>76205021
He meant in the military, not at a Roy Rogers

>>76205068
I didn't want your faggot Call of Duty enlistment status, I wanted a legitimate answer.

Welp

>>76205081
USAF 2008-2012 faggots

>>76205097
Did you prestige?

might be monty that we replace if we get another pitcher at deadline.. disgusting

>>76205097
You've already said before that you're in high school. What was your mos faggot?

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>>76205078

>>76205097
>chair force

Doesn't count

>>76204994
0/10

>>76205097
>chairforce

My stream is so delayed

Somebody's next job is a middle reliever.

>>76205120
>>76205115
Says the weebs on 4chan lol

This is Hardy's last year, right?

>>76205141
What was your mos?

>>76205141
My grandpa served for 22 years in the USAF. Props my dude.

>>76205152
Air Force doesnt have MOS, but i was a maintainer

>>76205141
I spoke to someone over the weekend that went into the air force and all he did was sit in a small room for two years monitoring alarms. I'd fucking do that for free education

>>76205171
There's an Air Force base near me. It's all fat women and manlets

>>76205170
What was your specific ASFC? Maintainer is broad as hell

>>76205187
Sounds like you'll fit in just fine.

>>76205155
Shit was getting stupid when i got out, couldnt have lasted 20 years in there the way it was going. Old timers lose their minds when they her about it now

>>76205219
Didn't they take away the pensions for guys or make them harder to vest a few years ago?

Air Force is just a big HR department for the military.

>>76205219
My grandpa had a few different jobs in the AF. His favorite was this one during Vietnam. He was a dog handler

http://www.pbase.com/635thk9/1975_1976

>>76205207
2A6XX not going to tell you the specific one though for obvious reasons

Fuck the military

Bunch of welfare manchildren that want to be worshipped

who's excited about the plastic bat and ball set?

>>76205283
That doesnt even make sense

>>76205347
>Lax PT standards
>Almost no combat jobs
>Most combat jobs are going unmanned
>8 week basic
>Mainly office work
>Embracing pronouns and and PC shit to keep the military from getting in trouble while the other branches can't worry about that shit because they actually see combat

>>76205346
Still mad I didn't get the mug

Montgomery needed that

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>>76205415
>>76205346
What's the best and worst giveaway they've ever done?

>>76205415
I went to a party with it last night

>>76205408
The majority of the army isnt combat jobs faggot also lax PT standards is a meme. I was on a joint base and our standards were tougher than the army

>>76205442
The hello kitty one was the worst. I still have the McCann bobble head though. Close

>>76205442
The best giveaway was the Jeter gift basket sweepstake. My asshole has never recovered from it though.

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Headley with that clutch first pitch pop up

>>76205479
You have ass herpes?

>>76205478
>Hello Kitty
https://youtu.be/LiaYDPRedWQ

>>76205470
>The majority of the army isnt combat jobs
Sure, but there are a lot more combat jobs in the Army than in the Air Force. That also doesn't even count that fact that there are a lot of pog's that see combat because they're assigned to infantry units.
>lax PT standards is a meme
Your experience is the exception. The Air Force is notorious for having shitty PT standards

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>>76205508
And Carter with the three pitch K

Like clockwork with those two

>>76205515
You guys remember Pogs? I had a cool skull slammer that made that Halloween noise. You know what noise I'm talking about.

Great at bat carter

>>76205542
pog means something different in the military, but yes I do remember Pogs

>>76205515
The air force doesnt enforce PT training unless you are in a nonner squadron, you're expected to be an adult and keep yourself in shape. Our standard PT test was more difficult than the armg though you cant even debate that. They had to run 2 miles compared to our 1.5 but they had like 8 more minutes to do so

>>76205508
He's trying to give the other batters a chance man.
>>76205512
Remember when they used to do cool giveaways like hats and mini bats? Now if they have a hat giveaway the ticket prices jump 200%.

>>76205571
If you can't run 5-6 miles easily you don't deserve to be in the military

>>76205595
No one asked you

>>76205571
The two mile standard is slow, but it also quickens if you're trying to do something worth while. 18 minutes for a two mile only cuts it if you're 11B with absolutely no prospects of doing anything else with your life. You can't do RASP with it. You can't become a green beret with it. You can't go Airborne with it. If you're a pog that wants to be assigned with an infantry unit, you are SOL unless you have a good PT score. Bad PTs get you nowhere in the Army. In the Air Force, you get a slap on the wrist.

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>>76205559
Remember these things? What does POG mean in the military?

Old Bay tastes like Shit tbqh

>>76205651
I've seen guys get discharged for failing PT tests, not exactly a slap on the wrist

>>76205654
POG stands for Person Other than Grunt. It's basically the people that aren't in jobs specifically meant for combat.

>>76205665
Failing a PT test, and doing poorly on a PT test are two different things.

>>76205677
We called them nonners in the air force. Anyone who didnt produce sorties fit a lot of the sterotypes of the aire force

>>76205677
I was watching Generation Kill the other night and I couldn't figure out what it meant. So do the combat guys think they're pussies then?

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>Listening to Sterling on the radio
>1877KARSFORKIDS
>Go to Kars For Kids website
>It's ran by Jews
>1877KARSFORYIDS

>>76205710
Hows CC been for you guys, i keep forgetting hes still playing

>>76205710
>So do the combat guys think they're pussies then?
Basically. It also makes them feel good about themselves because a lot of grunts aren't smart enough to be pog's, and aren't learning any marketable trades for when they get out of the military. It's a pretty generalized term, because jobs like Combat Medic (and other jobs that can be assigned to infantry unitys) are considered pog's, even though they're just as likely to see combat as a grunt.

>>76205758
He's lucked into every win he has this season

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>Orioles
>Plate Discipline
Starlin Castro would fit in well

>>76205769
I wish I would've joined the military sometimes but it sounds like a big frat house
>>76205758
what he said >>76205781
CC will probably get his number retired though and 3 or 4 ceremonies.

Your 2017 NCAA Lax Champions, the Maryland Terrapins, we did it /a/!

>>76205830
>it sounds like a big frat house
Yeah, but you're going to get "class" systems in whatever you do. People are naturally tribal, and feel the need to prove their superior compared to outsiders. The Barracks are similar to dorm life in a way, but if you were a commissioned officer, you wouldn't have to worry about that.

>>76205839
I used to hate them when we played. The dirtiest fuckers ever. A lot of guys from Calvert Hall

>>76205866
Are you from Baltimore?

>>76205888
No I'm from NY we played them a few times in the tournament when I was in college.
>>76205861
It seems like more of a brotherhood

>The shitty of David Price

>>76205930
Yeah, it's definitely more of a brotherhood than frats. "Brothers" in fraternities are only brothers for as long as you're paying the thousands of dollars to stay in the frat. Military brotherhood is forever

>>76206001
I used to hate the frat guys. They're mostly for guys that weren't good enough to play a sport at the collegiate level or like you said had rich parents who had to pay for friends.

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>>76205985
>get hammered in two aaa starts
>he's fine for a major league start

When will the Sox admit he needs Tommy John?

>>76206042
My brother is in some Jew frat. ZBT or some shit

who's making the thread tomorrow? tired of making them desu

>>76206065
AEPi is the worst man.

#JUDGED

Judged

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JUDGED

>>76206155
Not complaining about the ump now lmao

>>76206167
fuck you talking about that last pitch before the hr was a ball

>>76206167
So you admit now this ump is shit?

>>76206183
Yeah it was but he clearly went on the check swing

>>76206192
go back to soccer because he didn't. holy hell

>>76206192
Its not the home plate umps job to watch if he went

>>76206192
Are you a girl?

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>all these let's go Yankees chants today

>>76206192
bet you thought that last pitch was a strike too, huh?

Headley couldn't fucking hit .200 in AA. He's gonna ride his hot streak in the beginning of the season for the rest of the year.

>>76206241
No the strikezone has been perfect all game

>>76206244
>TIC
>TOCK

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Carter you are so useless

Get text back

>>76206276
>Hey Mike, you think we can get Tino Martinez to come back and play 1st base?

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>>76206244
Hi, Chase

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>>76206276
Gotta bring Giambi back

am i supposed to like this guy because he's a veteran because that was rough

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>tfw Kansas
>tfw no Drakes Coffee Cakes here

>>76206299
Nahh. It's Memorial Day, not Veteran's Day.

>>76206283
>Mike, Is there any chance that we could trade Tino for Tex? I think if we throw in Judge there's definitely a possibility.

>>76206276
>mike, you think if tanaka got his name in japanese printed on his back he'll be back to pitching good again?

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>>76206334
>This actually happened.

>nothing from the birtcuck about that check swing

>>76206420
Because it was checked

>marlels hat
This meme is going too far

>>76206484
how sum bridish dude bout to come in here an tryna tell us basebal rules nigga go back to jackin off to messi or that Soo guy

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>>76206491
Is he there? Why is he following around the Yankees? Does he ever attend a Marlins' game?

>>76206491
you see the bars they have inside the park? they have hot spic bitches in booty shorts. I wanna go there damnit

>>76206542
That dogs head is as big as her torso

>>76206560
i think there's a bit of perspective in play lad

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>>76206560
You know what perspective is?

Drunk as fuck about to drice up to Wendys, what should i get?

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>>76206701
Baconator and Frosty.

Don't drive if you're drunk too

>>76206701
Can you guys order from Seamless there?

>>76206721
I'm gonna get the Tiger Woods special

Bullpens done really well fug

>>76206763
Shreeve would've pitched a better 5 than Montgomery

Whats up with that one red sox faggot who calls everyone Joe?

>The orioles lead the league in funky deliveries

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>this strike zone

Ump just wants to go home

>>76206851
Kek, i think we have a switch pitcher in the minors somewhere but i dont think hes a legit prospect

Gg see ya tomm lads

>shitkees
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>76206872
That's what one of our broadcasters said

GG O's

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>>76206872
Venditte?

He's bounced around with different teams

We did it reddit! Everyone except Krabs have a good night

The Os are 'officially' back

The difference between rested Brach and tired Brach is insane