Kit wankers BTFO

>He gave her the Pogpill

>women

dab niggas BTFO

>>76203340
ikdf... waifu always get pissed off when we go out and I use a "CR9" jersey

>>76203648
>9
There's the problem, boy.

>women have so little going on in their lives they spend 3 hours getting dressed

Women are the biggest meme of them all desu, even bigger than Le Cut Inside Man

Is that indian?

he could have salvaged the situation with a well placed dab

i didnt get the memo once and i wore a tigres uanl jersey to a steak house dinner.

the next day i actually went out and bought a collared shirt

>>76203724
heuehuheuheue

*dabs respectfully towards you*

M'lady, did you see the Europa League final?

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>>76203520
>>76203648
>>76203696
>>76203708

t.classless boys

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i wouldn't even wear a Fellaini shirt to a meeting with her tbphwy

>>76203340
>Pogba jersey

Sounds like a winner tbqh.

>>76203846
harsh

>>76203846
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

>>76203846
jesus fucking christ
why are humans trying to have sex with whales?

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Women are temporary, dabbing is eternal

>>76203846
now i understand why it took 3 hours

>>76203885
THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME

>>76203846
AHAHAHAHAHA

>>76203838
>sneakers

>american flags can understand this
i'd say thats more embarrassing than whatever she posted

>>76203955
Good post, for a gypsy

>>76203696
Actually they just neglect everything else in order to pamper themselves up. The amount of time I was late for something because a woman wasn't done getting ready is too damn high.

>>76203955
11/10 post my friend

>>76203340
a plain black or white shirt and any pair of dark washed jeans or just dark jeans in general is good enough for me

never understood why women spend hours to cake up , I always go for more tanned women anyway because they spend less time caking up

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>>76203955
ayy

>>76203340
KKKKKKKKKK meus lados

>>76203955
Hue

hol' up, this bitch is the gf of the blogger from ahnegao aint her?

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>>76203340
was she dating januzaj?

>>76203696
>he doesnt comprehend that womens only job is to be beautiful

>>76204138
Why are so many women so terrible at their job?

>>76203340
>takes 3 hours to get dressed

Is she one of those retards I keep hearing about?

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>>76203955

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>>76204130
At least it wasn't a Tobey's Carvery

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SLAG

>>76204201
can't go wrong with a carvery

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>>76204232
Can't you?

>>76204111
Yes

>>76204256
wonder if big sam ever went to the watergate toll?

i love it there

>>76203846
THICC
>>76203885
>>76203904
>>76203955
low test

>>76203955

You cheeky cunt.

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>>76204327
she is fat

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>>76204130
Reminds me of this

>>76203955
Surprisingly solid bants

>>76204394
That guy understands how you stay rich

>>76204394
I'm ok with stealth wealth, but this guy was pushing it

>>76203955
kek

>>76204201
fucking hell going to miss big sam so much

>>76204369
exactly, she is THICC

>>76203340
>Spent 3 hours getting dressed
into the trash it goes

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>>76203340

I don't get it, that's a step up from the traditional Brazilian outfit of dirty tank top, cargo shorts and flip flops

>>76203340
>Zara
That's what she gets for being a basic bitch

>>76204394

>literally living like Fry from that one Futurama episode

That does seem a bit much, but also I think that entire story was made up to get as many upvotes as possible.

>>76204130
Honestly don't see the issue. If I go out for dinner I normally go to my local or to Frank's for a burger. You like what you like. You don't need to suit up and take out some fucking teenager to a restaurant where she won't know how to order. Also for £18 at Nandos you can get a starter, main and desert.
>wonder kid
Clearly fake anyway.

>>76204394
>I'm not a gold digger
>A few sentences later talks about how the man is supposed to use their money to throw treats at his woman
lmao

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>>76204740
>>76204530
I understand his pov, I live with what I've saved as if it doesn't exist.
Someone who goes to leddit should check if it's true, but this is the same woman

>>76204616
>>76204315
>le relatable big fat stupid jovial man
how contrived

>>76204530
This desu

>>76204530
>he just wants to enjoy nature, watch documentaries and lovingly cook potato soup
>whiny girlfriend wants babies, weddings and constant rewards merely for being around whilst pestering him about his ambitions

>>76205976
If wants a frugal life that's ok, but he shouldn't be cheap with his diet or car, just get a 2010 Corolla or something that isn't 20 years old

>>76204369
nothing wrong with those thighs family

>>76204394
>>76204949
She's legit a cunt and deserves to lose him.
If he didn't love him for who he was enough to overlook his finances she doesn't deserve to love him after she figured out he's rich

>>76204231
That's far, far worse than most slags. That thing is an ape

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>>76204130

>>76203340
>3 hours getting dressed
???¿¿¿

>>76206273
Her fucking story changed as well to play the victim
>leave him because he's poor and lazy
>"he made me leave him by lying to me"

>>76206219
Why do you care what kind of car the man drives, if he's comfortable with it should he buy another one just because a Brazilian ape says so?

>>76204130
>Man United Ace is Readies Devil

Can the creator of this title please kill himself

>>76204706
Have you ever been in spain m8?

>>76204706
Imagine the smell of this classroom

I'm constantly reminded how almost every country other than America is pretty much 3rd world.

>>76203340
pogba fans btfo

>>76209166
>Imagine the smell of this classroom
none, because everybody took a shower before going in and there's AC

>>76203838
thats a cute twink

>>76203960
HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY

Somebody pls PogPill me on wearing kits outside sporting events

>>76214049
Fine for a lazy day, kick about with the lads or running errands. If its a nice footy shirt, you could maybe get away with wearing one while going bowling or something with your mates. Outside of that you shouldn't do it, especially if you're past 18 years old.

>>76204394
>>76204530
This t.b.h.
She's right, if your goal at 26 includes the possibility of owning a home in the future and your partner doesn't see that, then you need to move on. You're not getting younger. It's a perfectly rational decision and if everything she says is the truth, she didn't really do anything wrong.

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>>76203955

>>76205976
He's a fucking 27 year old, not a college freshman. At 27 you should be getting your shit together and getting ready to settle down. If that's not your thing, fine, but good luck finding another person who's OK with risking a lifetime of financial instability in their late 20s to sustain your hippy/bohemian dreams. Sure, he never really had any reason to worry about money, but how was the gf supposed to know that? For all she knows, this guy has no retirement plans.

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>>76214424
>conservacucks

Why would you settle down if that's not your thing? Good luck with life when it's nothing but arguments with your wife and eventually affect your kids if you have them. Overall a pretty bad life for everyone.

Also, something that hasn't been posted was the guys point of view. So go ahead and keep white Knighting you cunt.

>>76203846
Chubby 7/10

>>76203340
CUSTOMERS BTFO

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>>76204394
>>76204949

>r/pussypassdenied
>they use the term "justice boners"

Damn, and I thought we were bad...

>>76206219

my landlord was a millionaire and was perfectly happy driving his 96 chevey tahoe

>when you have to fold away your European teams jerseys from the streets because a random literal negro and his little n tried to mugged you during a stroll

>>76203838
>loose suit 2 sizes too big for him with sneakers
Hope you're baiting

>>76204394
They look both like people not worth your time.

Her for actually caring about the money he wouldn't spend anyway after the fact. If she wants a settled down lifetyle at her age like >>76214223 this guy said I could get it, but the post suggests she wanted the money more than the guy himself.

And this guy, I get that he wants to live life how he wants to, but it's obvious he never really cared about her and only think about himself. This is fine if you're a celibate and only hook up, not when you're pretending you're having a relationship with someone.

>>76204394
toasted roastie lMAO

>>76207604
Old cars are unsafe
http://www.slamonline.com/nba/isaiah-thomas-sister-chyna-dies-car-crash/#R1uEcPdWpbVFOkPk.97

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>>76203955
kek

>>76214424
he already had his own house wtf, any normal person would be happy with that but she wanted MORE because of her friends on facebook had better

>>76203340
>white guy wearing a nigger Muslims jersey
I really hope he kills himself

>>76204231
>>76204256
ffs he(she) looks like a transgender version of fat sam

>>76203846
She's a big girl

>>76215417
He will grow into that mate

>>76203696
t. guy on 4chan

>>76203340
what the fuck is this macaco bananeira brincadeira language?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BUt1vQHh1ce/

Literally dabbing at Mecca. Isn't that haram?

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>>76203846
>>76203904
>tfw hit a new low and drunk fucked some whale 50lbs more than this

>>76218036
Except the way she worded it made it seem like "Hey it isn't working I'm breaking up" instead of saying "I have a problem, let me know if you're willing to fix it"

Seems like she held all her feelings inside and then broke up with him without giving him a chance to say whether he was willing to start a life with her.

But I guess that answers her own question considering he didn't really care that she left him. I think she'd get more closure if she just admitted to herself that they were two different people that want different things in life. Rather than trying to think that he "lied" or she "ruined" a good relationship. It wasn't meant to be.

>>76204394
Based Will. Obviously she wasn't worth spending the money on.

Speaking of which why are women such money hungry, shallow whores?
>dating girl out of my league, I'm a 5 or 6 at best she's an 8 or 9
>save up a bunch of money because my job was fishing in Alaska for half a year, nothing to spend money on there anyway
>knew my GF's logins to facebook, insta, twitter, icloud, etc unknowingly to her because she's a dumb cunt who used the same password and email for everything, so I was 90% sure she wasn't cheating on me
>treat my girl luxuriously, always pay for everything, buy her nice gifts
>go back to Alaska, second year, save even more money
>during this second year when I went back to AK I gained a lot of weight because the job had me depressed so I ate a lot of junk food
>come back, gf still wants to be with me even though I'm a fat fuck now
>use a lot of my saved money to pay a giant chunk off my mortgage so I wouldn't have to worry about it in the near future
>start to have her pay for more shit, no more paying for everything and then some because I didn't want to go back to Alaska to work
>3 months after I come home I check her instagram, she fucked some guy and told him she was ready to break up with me for him
>ignore her calls and texts, only texted her to leave me alone when she came to my house

I'm not even that mad because she was out of my league and we fucked a lot. Just disappointed how materialistic whores are.

>>76203340
Probably because he wasn't dabs respectfully?

>>76231104
>Speaking of which why are women such money hungry, shallow whores?

They generally aren't, it's just that you and your ilk can only attract that type because you have nothing to offer other than money. You yourself said you're a bland uggo, you have a boring job that provides no value beyond the money you get paid, you sound like a huge asshole, you're clingy, you're extremely weak willed given that you got "depressed" because of fucking fishing, and seeing that you're greentexting for validation on 4chan I'm gonna guess you're not exactly the most self-confident masculine type either. Why would anyone want to be with you other than money?

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i've worn a '98 chelsea kit to the club before and just ended up getting trashed and brought an 8/10 back to my condo

>>76231104
>dating girl out of my league, I'm a 5 or 6 at best she's an 8 or 9
>she's a dumb cunt
>disappointed how materialistic whores
Wow careful now mister I'm-no-shallow

>>76204130
'I spent £30 on make-up in everything so he must arrive in a flashy car'

Women logic

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>when your fucking prime minister is a fucking full-kit wanker

wew lad

>>76237979
And then goes to sell the story, probably full of embellishments, to a tabloid. Fucking animals.

>>76234200
That's gotta hurt.