What was he thinking, /sp/?

"stop talking and bring me a sprite, woman"

>you scored and you remember our bet, you can fuck me in the ass tonight!! :)

>"Did I seriously married this coalburning whore?"
>"Where is Cristiano? I miss him"

"this isn't xavi"

>I'm the most skillful athlete in the history of the sport and I willingly chose to marry and racemix with this dumb rocha

>>76203237
Antonella is going to fuck Messi in the ass?

>>76203331
i;d let her peg me for sure. why not? it's not gay if a woman is doing it

>Wonder if she fucked that Argie Chad again after all this time

>>76203354
this

not even if it's a cute passable trap

>>76203193
>when your wife spends all your money

>>76203193

>did I saved the FIFA game in my PS4?

"She smells like Agüero again"

>>76203412
>"I love playing PlayStation online with people who don’t know who I am," he said.
>“You get messages in English, in Japanese, from any other language.
>“Of course I get angry when I lose but I just disconnect and that’s it.”
>As part of a Barcelona team considered to be one of the greatest of all time, Messi and his team-mates are known for their knack of retaining possession and frustrating their opponents.
>The 25-year-old, who is the face of FIFA 13, says he takes that philosophy over into the virtual world as well, something that can lead to abuse from his rivals.
>"I’ve never sent anything bad but a got a couple of messages like that," he revealed.
>“When the match is complicated I keep the ball in defence.
>“I play from one centre-half to the other and the opponent gets angry. I do it to kill time on the clock.
>“I always play with Barcelona and Argentina.”

>>76203379
or just a feminine boy

>>76203542
or just a boy

>>76203542
or a hairy 6'7 mountain man

just gotta say no homo and make sure you don't enjoy it too much

>>76203542
100% straight if he/she/it wears striped over-the-knee socks tßh fämpais

>>76203542
as long as your balls dont touch ahah

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>>76203492

>yfw the guy sending him rude messages was penaldo

/sp/ is gay

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>>76203237

imagine her sitting like this but naked, lowering her sweet ass on top of messi's erect penis

>>76203898
>imagine [...] messi's erect penis

nigger you gay

>>76203898
wtf gay

>>76203898
GAY ALERT

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>mfw wife forgot to buy sprite

>>76203898
>Amerifags

>>76203939
>>76203948
>>76204123
>>76204254


>sex is gay

looks like you're the fags

>>76203898
you are beyond pathetic, kill yourself, you disgusting cuck

>>76203898
weirdo

>>76203898
Fucking homos man

>>76204203
>when you ask for Sprite and they give you Lilt
>when you ask for a plain cheese pizza but it comes with pepperoni

>Taxation is the price we pay for failing to build a civilized society. The higher the tax level, the greater the failure. A centrally planned totalitarian state represents a complete defeat for the civilized world, while a totally voluntary society represents its ultimate success.

>>76203898

Proof that Messi fans are all fucking queers

>>76203542
As long as you don't get pregnant it's not gay

>>76203898
Gayest post this side of the century.

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>>76203193

what's the story with messi getting her ex bf killed or some shit?

>tfw no more weekly footy

>>76203492
>tfw you may have played a game of fifa online against messi and never knows it was him

>>76204540

She looks like the average poringa whore

>>76204638
Car accident, messi sabotaged the whole thing.

>>76204540
You could cut glass with that chin.

>>76203193
I could be the meat in a lingerie-model sandwich tonight, and instead, I have to put up with this basic bitch that looks like Dora, the explorer after $10,000 worth of plastic surgery. And on top of that I have to listen to this fucking manlet Neymar going on and on about the orgies at his place every night. Fuck my life.

>>76203640
Reminder that Penaldo was entirely in the right here, his team should've pressed but Mou was being a babby.

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>>76204847

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>>76203898
WHat did lil Messi mean by this?

>>76204540
not her

>>76204638
He died in a car accident

>le messi did it
that's bullshit

>Messi retires and makes cheese pizza degreasing videos on youtube

>>76203542

It's not gay if you don't love the man fucking you

>>76205513
kek

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>>76203193
>tfw when cucked

>>76206336
Was she Alberto'd?

>>76204416
this is true

>>76203223
What about a cheese pizza

>>76203898
1/100 post, delet ur account

>>76204796
post poringa

>>76206336
>they take a picture together, ergo they must be fucking
how virgin are you

>>76203193
How dumb is messi seriously? He looks really fucking stupid, like he'd struggle counting to 100.

Why would you get a tattoo of a football?

Is that really Thiago

>>76207782
antonella era una trola, en cordoba la conocemos todos

>>76207809
So? That's before dating Messi

>>76207832

these permavirgins think that any woman who has so much as held another man's hand is impure and unworthy of their attention

>>76203193
>his kid is wearing another man's jersey
What a cuck.

>>76207845
>t. stepdad

>>76207841
>“I would like to tell you that I never said that Messi is an idiot at all,” Hawass told the Sun. “I think the major problem that when I was talking, the [interpreter] did not say all the magic and the mysteries of the pyramids that I was saying.”

so fake news

>>76203193
>is married to a football millionaire superstar
>is a mother
>still dresses as tacky as a high school slut
digusting

>>76207809
what is a trola?

>>76207945
puta
whore
slut

>>76207945
slut

>>76207878
DELET

>>76207939
u gay?

>>76207951
>>76207959
She was really a trola? If you confirm I gotta a new fap person

>>76207975
Nah, literally never heard people talking about it

If it was true you can 100% assure there would be guys in the media saying they fucked her just to be famous

>>76208006
>implying that a billionaire person like Messi wouldn't pay them to shut the fuck up

She dresses like a trola tbqh

>>76208031
Mate, no one even talks about it without names, it has never been a thing, not even when Messi just because famous and wasn't rich

Also, she dresses like the average Argentine girl, and Brazilians don't dress any different. Do you live in some German colony in the countryside where people dress like they were in the 19th century?

>>76203193
>if I stand on your shoulders we only have to pay for one movie ticket

>>76208094
Is the average argentine girl a trola?

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>celebrating literal mickey mouse """""""""""""trophies""""""""""""" like they just won a world cup

>>76208278
>just because Real Madrid can't win it it means it's a mickey mouse cup
typical muslim costumer

>see flag
oh it shows

>>76203898
you're one serious homo

>>76208278
It's embarassing.

>against allahvés

>>76208397
Alaves defeated the team that defeated Real Madrid, so they're better than Madrid

>>76208427
Real Madrid will defeat the team who defeated Cucklona, so they're better than them.

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>>76208427
Oh, pardon me, it fucking changes EVERYTHING then.

>>76208094
mAtE

>son doesn't wear your jersey

>>76203193
>tfw your not with the lads, so they can't coach you into what to say to your girl

>>76208094
>she dresses like the average Argentine girl
She's not a "girl" anymore, she has kids

>>76209020
she's in her 20s, you prude faggot

>>76206336

CASE CLOSED.

>>76209032
That's not what he's saying you dumbass. He's saying she's a woman, not a "girl".

>>76209115
20s is pretty much teenager in the 21st century

>>76209182
Please, do explain what you believe makes a female a "woman" and not a "girl", because obviously being fully grown and having children doesn't make a female a woman anymore, you daft cunt. Please, do tell.

>>76203193

>where is xavi gone?
>who's that greedy brown man on the wing who doesnt pass to me
>why cant i find my crayons?
>i'm hungry

>>76209264
being a MILF

>>76209422
Fucking hell, you're underage, aren't you?

I bet you also get mad watching "MILF" porn, when the woman isn't your typical voluptuous mature, but instead someone like Messi's wife, right?

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>>76203223

>>76210358
Underrated

>>76204796

nothing wrong with this

>>76208131

yes

>>76207852

is this bait?

>>76209376
Underrated

>>76203898
Literally gay

>>76203193
>la concha de tu madre is better

>>76203193
tonight you can do ass to mouth to me...

>>76203898
why are you so gay?

>>76203898
>on top of messi's erect penis
what did my morbidly obese friend mean by this remark

>>76203193
>isn't it the-ah-go?

>>76210358
cock

>>76204847
Kek

>>76203640
and people call messi autistic....

>>76203898
screencap me pls

>>76203898
Wew. I didn't mean it literally when I called you a Messi cock rider.

>>76203193
Imagine being Messi in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Antonella you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your thicc momma ass and horrific troll meme face. I would totally have sex with you, both the fifa 17 and the real me." when all he really wants to do is have some sprite and cheese pizza in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Messi and not only sit on the grass while Antonella flaunts her disgusting poringa body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, title after title, hour after hour, while she perfected that squat. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on the pitch tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, ANTONELLA LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking troll face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of sprite and cheese pizza for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Rosario. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her stomach as she sucks it in to squat suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the photgrapher calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this stadium before the Barca security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Messi. You're not going to lose your future FIFA career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>76203642
>>76203898
like pottery

>>76203640
ronaldo's anger is entirely justified here
if one player presse, the entire team should press otherwise there is no point

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>>76203898

>>76203193
>tfw you try to speak to your autistic husband and retarded son but they are both unable to say three words in a row