JUST
J U S T
U
S
T
I DON'T WANNA WASTE MY TIME
BECOME ANOTHER CASUALTY OF SOCIETY
my fucking sides
does a DUI kill your career?
Jesus fuck Tiger, get your shit together
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
I guess you could say... he drove plenty of shots and they all went down the hole
Should have let his caddy drive
>>76202145
FUCKIN CARLOS
>>76202150
>>76202145
Reddit tier responses
CRAAAAAAAWWWLING IIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIN
Is Tiger's story the biggest fall from grace in sports history?
john daly is black now?
>>76202001
Niggering intensifies
Friendly reminder that steriods destroyed his body and mind
>>76202182
He just needs to kill a prostitute and his transformation will be complete.
>>76202001
>>76202001
How glad do you think Jack Nicklaus was when Tiger first went to shit? You think he just pities Tiger at this point?
>>76202208
Looks better....lel
asian genes too strong
wow i thought this was an old mugshot
what the fuck are you doing tiger
>>76202001
literally who?
Jesus Christ Tiger :/
Has anyone ever had a more drawn out, pathetic fall from grace?
>>76202253
oj simpson?
PLEASE TELL MOM THIS IS NOT HER FAULT
>>76202253
Hilary
>>76202284
she never had grace
>>76202182
>implying OJ won anything major
>>76202208
THIS ACTUALLY LOOKS BETTER
LMAO
>>76202001
J U S T
I CREATED MY OWN PRISON
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
>>76202298
Are you retarded? OJ was an all time great, plus he was hilarious in the naked gun kinos
>only black/asian in jupiter florida
>gets arrested
>>76202001
YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
it had to be done
It's no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy
guy's career literally ended by white pussy lmao
>>76202329
OJ's fall from grace didn't occur while he was still playing.
IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST OF YOU
>>76202298
>implying you know a good goddamn about non-faggy sports
>>76202001
Why lads? Why did Tiger fall so far? He had it all.
I thought he was... teetotal. :^)
>>76202356
why even change the eyes when they already were bad enough
>>76202371
And, as good as he was, it can't compare to what Tiger once meant for Golf. God damn what a fall.
>>76202001
BREAKING: Tiger Woods diagnosed with Down Syndrome
YOU GOT A CHOKE CHAIN
MADE OUT OF NIGHT TRAIN
>>76202356
I was kinda hoping tigers hair would be a new version of Brendan
>>76202386
i got u, i think this is what you were talking about at least.
YOU CAN HAVE MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
>>76202379
ROLLING IN THE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
He really looks asian in that pic.
Is Tiger turning into a old drunk Chinese man?
>drinking
>DUI
>probably fucked some waitresses that night
He's back!
WHEN I'M CLEANING WINDOWS
Is Elon Musk going to pay his bail?
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
G O A T
O
A
T
>>76202001
Looks like a black David Gest
>>76202001
Tiger is officially BAC
>>76202001
Can he keep falling or is this rock bottom?
>>76202467
kek, nice.
>>76202001
>open /sp/ hoping to see this
>it's the very first thread
>>76202001
Jesus fucking Christ, Tiger. Its hard to believe you were once GOAT at this point
I PUSH MY FINGERS IN TO MY..
Tiger, even the full niggers of the sports world are laughing at you RN
funny
>>76202001
is he /ourguy/ now?
>>76202001
J
JUST
JUST
JUST
JUST
U
S
T
>dominant force in golf for years
>on track to beat Nicklaus's record
>winning majors left and right
>father dies in 2006
>only win one major in each of the following years
>media circus involving family issues
>divorces wife
>take brief hiatus
>suddenly develop glass bones
>now if a moth lands on him it sprains his elbow and throws out his back
>hasn't won another major in nearly ten years
>may not beat Nicklaus's record
>in constant pain
>single
>arrested for DUI
>>76202182
yes
the paradox of man. if you're rich, powerful and famous enough to have whores going after you, that means you have more to lose by fucking them and can't do it.
>>76202001
Going bald
>>76202001
>Dittin Du Nuffin
Was Mac Daddy Santa his best character?
>>76202224
He finally admitted he's happy to still have the majors record...he knows Tiger is done.
Well we got the perfect come back role for Brendon Fraser, he can play Tiger in the inevitable bio pic
>>76202001
TIGER
IS
BACK
he was probably fucking white bitches all weekend, it's only a matter of time before he starts winning majors again
>>76202621
yeah but he was fucking waffle house waitresses and stopped winning majors
>>76202606
you forgot the part where he was fucking every waitress, stripper and pornstar he could find
>>76202606
>>may not beat Nicklaus's record
He has no chance at this point.
Looking back, the reaction the whole cheating thing was way over the top. People were acting like he got caught smoking crack or something. He was a super famous millionaire athlete on top of his game, flying around the world away from his family a lot, no shit he was banging a bunch of women.
>>76202001
>tfw that exact hairline
punished golfer
>>76202001
A HUNDRED DAYS HAVE MADE ME OLDER
>>76202684
A stunningly poignant piece.
*ponders*
>sergio wins masters
>holes the 17th at sawgrass
>this happens
sergio transferred all his bad luck to tiger
>>76202001
he looks like he wants to die
>>76202374
Good one :)
YOURE FACE....TO FACE ....WITH THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD
>>76202592
Brilliant.
>>76202723
just using an existing art filter but I'll take all credit for cliking a button if you don't mind.
thank you sp
the iconic mugshot. the arc is complete.
My childhood favourite and the biggest reason why i started to follow Golf
This makes me sad
is he allowed to see his kids
it was a good run tiggie
>>76202684
>his hope and optimism, Gone
MAYBE I DON'T REALLY WANNA KNOW
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yAvbixFN0WQ
It's time to hang it up
He gave up everything just to fuck waitresses and pornstars. He deserves it. Idiot.
>>76202001
The older he gets, the more he's starting to look asian
What's the 30 for 30 going to be called?
>>76202887
honestly, this. Dont get married if you want to fuck everything that moves
Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had
>>76202434
Kek
HAHAHAHAHAHA TIGER YOU THE KING OF FUCKING AN AMAZING LIFE UP
>>76202253
Lance Armstrong
>>76202896
Eye of the Tiger
>>76202253
my sex life?
why didn't he get into a fight so the TIGER UPPERCUT meme could blosson
>>76202001
>>76202802
Note to self: Never go to Iowa. Ever. For any reason.
>>76202270
OJ wasn't going to be a GOAT
>>76203013
The bearded lad looks alright.
>>76202001
MY SWEETEST FRIEND
>>76203013
>For any reason.
Mid western women?
>>76203048
It looks like the medication line at the state asylum.
>>76202882
eh, he missed the bunker
>>76203009
10/10
>>76202182
OJ is up there but I think tiger wins simply because he has a chance to be the greatest golfer ever and was pretty close to achieving it
>ARE WE OUT OF THE WOODS, YET
>ARE WE OUT OF THE WOODS, YET
>ARE WE OUT OF THE WOODS, YET
>ARE WE OUT OF THE WOODS, YET
>ARE WE IN THE CLEAR, YET
>ARE WE IN THE CLEAR, YET
>ARE WE IN THE CLEAR, YET
>ARE WE IN THE CLEAR, YET
>>76203061
If they look anything like those guys, I'm not interested. That's the mud flats of the gene pool.
>>76202923
>>76202887
>grow up with strict parents
>be shy, mixed race all your life
>marry a russian golddigger
>realize after marrying a russian golddigger that attractive women will fuck you because you're rich
what would you do?
>>76203061
>Mid western women?
8/10 of them are obese
>>76203117
She's a Swedish gold digger.
>>76203009
>millionaire babysitter
>>76203117
1. shes swedish
2. dont get married and have a family if you like drinking and fucking lots of chicks
>>76203009
I don't get what made him cheat having a wife like her
Is tiger woods /our guy/?
>>76203139
7/10 Americans are obese. What's your point?
Is this the biggest JUST sport has had?
>>76203182
She probably only wanted to fuck about twice a month?
>>76203061
what is the mid western women meme? All the decent looking ones move to the coasts
>>76203061
women are gross
>>76203181
i think you missed the point in lieu of thinking everyone should be as moral as you are
>>76202390
yeah, it's easy to forget just how fucking good Tiger was. People didn't really know how to process how much fucking better he was than the next best palyers in the world.
>>76202208
an improvement :)
>>76203227
but the ones that remain are literally 'Can I speak To Your Manager?' tier
Coup de grace when?
>>76203182
Maybe she's a bitch and slammed her legs shut. It's hard to know what's going on there. Women are fucking crazy sometimes.
>>76203061
>all basic bitches
>most are overweight
>the spiciest food they've had is Taco Bell
Coast Girls or Southern Girls are where it's at. Northern and Midwest are Grandma tier.
>>76203009
So smug
DUI is nothing, he's not JUST...American make a fuzz of nothing as usual.
Jordan wasn't JUSTED when he played for the Wizards, he wasn't at the same level, it's normal. Same for Tiger.
Almost no athletes stay dominant till the end of their career.
Athletes aren't superheroes
>>76203182
when you eat the same old crackers every day you get bored of the taste
>>76203182
Maybe he didn't get that unpleasant selfish gold digging cunt vibe from the waitress lady.
Probably was dying for some genuine companionship.
>>76203182
>>76203182
>I don't get what made him cheat having a wife like her
I swear people that say this have never had a long term girlfriend.
You will always, always get tired of fucking the same woman for multiple years. You will always want to fuck other women. It's like if you have a big nice juicy steak every night for dinner. It might be incredible, and you're really lucky to have it, but after 3 years of eating that juicy steak you're going to want a hamburger.
You can't cheat on your significant other, it will always end poorly, but that doesn't change the fact that you will want to.
>>76203290
>Northern and Midwest are Grandma tier
>Grandma tier
go on... with pics if possible
>>76203277
>so white
>so...pure...
>>76203301
DUI is a pretty big thing Pierre, especially for someone that has already fucked up
>>76203290
This
I live in northern IL and if a girl is at least a 6 and not fat she thinks she deserves a 10/10 chad
In the coasts an average girl expects an average guy
Honestly his 4 fucking back surgeries are what ruined his career, not this shit
>>76202145
>>76202157
Awful
>>76203369
He won't end up in prison.
And sometimes hitting the bottom is good. When you hit the bottom of the sea it gives you a push to come back into the light.
>>76203261
>'Can I speak To Your Manager?' tier
>>76203290
>grow up in southern California
>hot girls everywhere
>have to move to Idaho for work
>every girl here has a kid by the time theyre 20
someone kill me
>>76203444
Yeah we call that "hitting rock bottom" here. Seemed like Tiger had already hit rock bottom but now it looks like he hasn't.
He honestly might be an alcoholic, that would explain a lot. Dude clearly has a drinking problem.
>>76202001
HOPPED IN THE WRAITH AND I BOUGHT IT, ITS LITTY AGAIN.
>>76203290
>>76203373
isnt there a board for retards?
>>76203486
Yeah I need to move because in the midwest all girls have inflated egos for blessing us with not being fat
>>76203470
>You don't know me.... like I know me.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiKw6ktek80
>>76203536
t. Culver's craving roastie
>>76203369
DUI is only bad for his image, which was already pretty much worthless. The 1st one you get a slap on the wrist. They lean more towards treatment than punishment in the US. He'll have to do a bunch of time consuming, embarassing shit like urine tests, AA meetings, MADD meetings, PO officer visits, DWI monitor appts, court dates...................
He didn't have an accident or hurt anyone.
The 2nd one is worse.
elin has an incredible manface. i don't blame tiger for cheating on her.
but the chicks he fucked with were munted as well
>>76203013
Idiots
Out
Wandering
Around
>>76203658
The pornstar he kept fucking Joslyn James is disgusting
He's filthy fucking rich. Why doesn't he just retire already and travel the world?
He should just get the waitresses and pornstars to bring the booze to his house.
>>76203706
Ego plain and simple. He's been told hes the best from a very young age and he cant accept that its all over
>>76203754
That's too much forward planning for a HAPA half-nog.
So, is he hung like an african or an asian?
>>76202105
No, but the combo of that and everything else suggests he is physically and mentally incapable of being a top tier player anymore.
RIP
You can take the boy out of the black
But you can't take the black out of the boy
>>76203009
>her bank account has seven figures, probably eight.
>>76203212
>>76203901
Nigga shoulda got pre-nup.
>>76203706
He travels the world already, and goes to places where he's still worshipped.
>>76203901
he paid her $110 mil
>>76202606
I remember an article last year by ESPN that after his dad died he had something of a mental breakdown. And he kept trying to live vicariously though his dads military career doing these insane navy seal workouts and hanging out with former/current seals themselves. And apparently his first major knee injury that led to all his back problems was caused by him doing some seal training exercise.
Kind of a interesting read that shows you how the guy hasnt been right in the head for years.
http://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/15278522/how-tiger-woods-life-unraveled-years-father-earl-woods-death
>one dui
Amateur!
>you will never fuck 10/10 whores and drive around plastered on the planet Jupiter
JDIMSA
Tiger is literally our guy though
>>76203943
Yup, and key to the SEAL angle (other than likely injuring himself) is that they never would accept him because they all knew what he was able to go home to every night, meanwhile they barely make a living.
I LEARNED A LOT ABOUT FALLING IN LOVE WHEN I FELL OUT OF LOVE
>>76203856
evens out so hes like a white guy down there
>>76203938
I guess that's nine figures
>>76203877
Speef laughing is one of the goats of golfing pics
>>76202663
It wasn't so much that he was cheating, which is expected, but that the guy was fucking everyone from porn stars to random middle aged waitresses. The guy was a fucking sex fiend, and he had this clean cut oreo image.
>>76203977
>Call of Duty
This is the game equivalent of telling someone you watch Bayformers.
I will say this: if Tiger somehow does actually win another major, which is about as likely as the Hindenburg uncollapsing, it will be the single greatest redemption story in the history of sports.
>>76203977
should've done csgo instead. optic needs a 5th
>>76203990
poor guy.
>>76203978
there's some hilarious story where he goes out to a fancy restaurant with some Navy guys after they train together that day, and he doesn't pick up the fucking check for them. These guys make like 50k a year and he makes about 50 mil a year and they have to pay for their own food. It was hysterical.
>>76202603
Underated.
>>76204015
pretty much. The tv ratings would be insane
>>76204009
He probably gave Elin herpes.
>>76204008
it's the true 5th major
>>76203938
>110 mil
marriage, not even once
>>76204015
I would say that Tebow making the Mets and being a great major league player would be a better story.
Tiger still has the tools and experience
>>76204042
They're grown men, it's gross that they expected someone else to buy their meals and even worse that they gossiped about it to a tabloid.
>>76202603
Tiger just cheated on his wife with attractive whores. Bruce cut off his junk and killed a woman.
>she wins
I saw that picture on BBC News a minute ago, and immediately came here knowing there would be a thread with that image and the word "JUST" and nothing else. Thanks for not disappointing me.
>>76202208
>>76204008
It was until he started choking all the time
>>76204065
>tebow
>great major league player
He has a better chance of parting the Red Sea and killing the first born of Egypt.
>>76202182
Lance Armstrong??
>>76202603
This still blows my fucking mind
>>76202001
/sp/ delivers
>>76204113
What's interesting is just how often this particular meme fits something going on in the world
>>76204065
When Tebow time comes, I'll be ready
>>7620411
;)
I knew I had a duty to /sp/.
No uniqueness or creativity allowed in these situations.
>>76202663
[spoiler]but he's a minority[/spoiler]
this has to be the funniest thing i've read today
>“What do you do to talk to girls?”
>Jeter and Jordan looked at each other, then back at Tiger, sort of stunned.
>Go tell ’em you’re Tiger Woods, they said.
>>76204042
Once a Seal is out of the service they can easily make six figures working for PMCs
>>76202001
Leave that poor downs syndrome kid alone.
>>76202438
gave me e breddy gud kek
>>76204145
He won 7 tours in a row. What more do you want from him? #GOAT
Nigga needs to just go bald already I mean WTF, the pube horseshoe is fucking his shit up.
Seriously though, this shit so so fucking satisfying. Arrogant prick is finally getting BFTO and it's a joy to behold. Shadilay!
https://youtu.be/08GtymY1vaY
Have his eyes always been so close to one another?
>>76204265
The thing about lance wasn't the cheating (they say literally everyone in the top three quarters of the sport doped).....it was him destroying people's careers for telling the truth about him.
He was as brutal as Nixon.....or perhaps Trump.
>all these pornstars out there and Tiger had to fuck the shittiest ones
>>76204146
woman tiger looks like every other WNBA player
It's a first DUI they won't do shit media again blowing up a non story.
>>76204323
You'll Cowards Don't Even Fuck Waitresses
>>76203317
Why do I know precisely the vibe you're describing, without being rich or famous? Some woman are great, most are awful. The one's who are great have a career and the mindset of men.
someone do a silly shop with tiger and this
Who fell off more after one of their parents died? Kanye or Tiger?
>>76203318
Hardly anyone will acknowledge this. Happy facebook couples are the absolute worst. I like my gf alot and she is way out of my league, but I think about fucking other girls all the time.
>>76202182
Jonny football is at least in the Top 5
re-reading his sexts from back in the day:
>you are my fucking whore
>Hold you down while I choke you and fuck that ass that I own
>After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard
>Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don't do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy
>>76204376
Kanye was somewhat crazy even when mom was around, so I'll go with tiger, who had showed virtually no signs of weakness up to his dad's death
>>76204407
the absolute mad lad
>>76204407
That's what they'll say to him in prison while he's being sodomized.
>>76204397
that was predictable though. Tiger being a drunken whore monger was shocking since he hid it for so long
>>76204407
I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that Elin comes from a culture where she would never accept that kind of aggressive sexuality, and that's why tiger looked to porn girls in particular
>>76204407
>not posting the GOAT
>No turkey unless it’s a club sandwich
>>76204084
He's a grown man, it's gross that he went to the range and had them pay for all his rounds and equipment and it's even worse that he likes to play soldier and then brag about it.
>>76204396
As long as it stays in your mind there is nothing wrong with that. That's why no one acknolwedges it though, best keep it to yourself.
>>76202001
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>76204407
tiger sounds like a psycho
>Have you ever had a golden shower done to you
ISN'T IT IRON-IC
>>76203318
We should have a harem laws you can marry over 3-5 women.
>>76204600
calm the fuck down Ahmed
Nooooo. I watched him play as a kid, oh how the mighty have fallen
>>76203009
quite ugly if you look closely
no wonder he needed other whores to fuck
>>76202001
jesus fucking christ, how the hell do you go from ultra rich golf phenom banging swedish models to this, THIS? holeeeee shit.
>when you're a millionaire but don't want to pay for uber
Why Tiger?
>>76204600
It's much more likely that people will have committed relationships with open aspects.....more swinging.
Between hipsters with cuck fetishes and interracial fantasies, it's inevitable, at least among a more sophisticated crowd
>>76204600
Being married to 5 women sounds like a fucking nightmare
>>76204651
It's more suprising that he doesn't still have an inner circle of bros that do security and wingmaning for him....and driving him
>>76204651
Drunk people ALWAYS think they're good to drive.
I prefer to disappoint only one woman at a time.
>>76204011
better than CSGO
>>76204681
his dad probably made him grow up without friendship and 100% focus on becoming a golfbot
>>76203978
>Navy Seals make $2,000 a month
fucking kek.
>>76204407
tfw you didn't copy that
>>76202001
>see the story on espn
>immediately think JUST
>come to /sp/ and the threads there waiting
/sp/ is the best board on 4chan
>>76204699
>He actually puts his eggs in one basket
The madman.
>>76202001
Came here to post this
>>76202182
He's in the Top 5 IMO.
>>76204747
>>76204745
They get free housing, clothing, food, healthcare and reduced pricing on just about everything else.
so much for black dont crack
May 29th is the day golf as a popularity dies
just think
sergio won the masters, after all that bad luck
and then this happens
>>76203318
>>76204319
t. 20 year old that loves Futurama
>>76202882
this is one of the saddest things I've ever watched
Damn tiger
>>76204747
my sides
>>76204630
Good bone structure but bad skin, pretty, but not perfect.
All you faggots really need to stop DUI shaming
Implying you haven't done it likely numerous times
>>76203318
iktf
left a pretty great 5-year relationship to see what i had been missing out on and it wasnt worth it, in my case. still, had to happen sooner or later out of pure pussy curiosity
>>76204988
>implying the drunken hermits that lurk /sp/ don't do their drinking at home alone
>>76203318
We should all considered our relationships to be open because having a relationship personally will fuck you up in the long run.
>>76204988
I never owned a car.
[]I'm 31[/]
>>76202434
THE ROAR HAS BEEN RESTORED!
>>76205058
Are you literally me
>>76205058
I had a car before I was old enough to drive.
>>76203227
Kek wtf are you talking about
I know like 8 people that moved to the coasts in my high school and 7 of them are numales
>>76205075
How close do u live to Lego factory?
>>76204988
i'll never own a car
>>76204271
Still can't believe Fowler is smashing her
>>76203093
He went into the one beyond it
>>76204988
I never got caught
>>76205057
even in marriage too, you're not a cuck to have an open relationship.
>>76205101
Quite far :/
After everything
all the highs and lows
Do you rate him over Tiger?
>>76202859
>Dat Type 0.
>>76202001
Russell Wilson looks like shit during the offseason
Ayyyyyy
>>76205193
IN THE END
>>76203503
After all the shit he's seen and been through, I'm honestly not surprised.
>>76204681
>bros
Read pic related. The answers are there.
>>76205162
>If Pete was still alive today he would legit commit suicide seeing what the world has been now
RIP Pete
>>76205161
Not even close.
HE WAS A SKATERBOI
SHE SAID SEE YOU LATER BOI
he looks retarded
>>76205324
He's drunk.
Didn't his wife try to kill him and still won the divorce walking away with half a billion?
>>76202182
Different era but George Best had a claim to be one of the best players in the world, JUSTED himself into oblivion with booze, becoming tabloid D list celeb, then drank himself to death after a fucking liver transplant due to drink. Hard to beat that.
>>76203977
is he /ourguy/?
>>76204444
4x4 quards confirm this
I don't watch golf. Was he pretty good in his prime?
>>76203301
>equating a DUI to Jordan playing for the Wizards
>>76202371
doesn't need to be playing
>>76202802
Ok class guess where we're going
>autistic screeching
That's right a basketball game
>>76205509
Don't watch golf either, but he was supposed to be the greatest. He was really close to breaking the record for Masters wins at a young age so he was supposed to surpass it by a lot.
>>76205509
yes, from 97-06 he was amazing. I still remember this 05 master's shot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRCjJi_uDp8
>>76202001
Still the best golfer of all time, tiger at his best could have beat anyone
>>76202837
HOW YA GAAHDEN GROWS
>>76202428
>>76204444
>4444
>>76204146
>>76204343
It looked like Aisha Tyler with no make up to me
>>76205569
That's not happening again.
>>76205569
Damn that's amazing that's like a movie shot
>>76204113
Shit, I thought I was the only one. It was even the first thread on the catalog for me.
>>76202663
THe crazy stuff really started when his wife destroyed his car windows on thanksgiving and then a million different diner waitresses, porn stars, and random truck stop women came forward and said they had been fucking for years and tiger wasn't seen or heard from in public for months
>>76205523
She attacked his car with a golf club
>>76204600
So mormons
>>76205771
How IRONic
Let this be a lesson to everyone that this is what happens to you when you marry a roastie.
This shit is so sad when he was such an inspiration growing up.
>>76204988
I never gotten a DUI and I'm an alcoholic. You'd have to be a dumb piece of shit to drive while drunk.
>>76205824
was he? yeah he was great at the game but he was a fucking robot of a personality
>>76205802
She's fine as hell. Please tell me she hasn't fucked a black
>>76205802
Who dis?
>>76205802
Hey, that reminds me
I got a hankering for some Arby's
>>76205857
Kimberly Hiott
>>76205842
Just look at it this way. He was like a superhero on the golf course.
>>76202001
Tiger will come back.
Not enough to be the GOAT in his respective sport, but enough to remember his golden years & smile.
>>76205886
nah, he's done.
He just had his 4th back surgery. He is too injured to play at a PGA level. I bet he suffers immense pain from playing a practice round.
>>76203104
Isn't he already the greatest? Like for real.. I don't watch golf as I'm not a retarded faggot but he is the only golfer I've ever heard of besides the northern Irish one
>>76204453
Elin was working at fucking Hooters and she's a Swede, cmon
>>76205929
This is an 18+ website
>>76205946
always cracks me up when people think nordic women are some reserved princesses. Lmao, the sluttiest women on the planet.
>>76205991
This. It's been scientifically proven that Finnish girls are the easiest in the world, followed by all other Nordic countries.
>>76205929
kys and this is +18 site
>>76205509
This guy was supposed to be the unsurpassed GOAT for the ages and ruined it all because of a lack of discipline outside of golf. The sport isn't going to see anything like him for a long time or be interesting until then. Oh well at least there's Tom Brady for football, the absolute GOAT there.
>>76206013
spieth and mcregor > woods
>>76204145
most of his achievements were due to cheating so it's not the same. Armstrong just got EXPOSED. Tiger's sports accomplishments are all genuine as far as we know, and as many had said he was on course to become the GOAT (as in the actual GOAT, not a meme expression for "really good player I like" as nu-spuh uses it), he was probably less than 3 years away from accomplishing that before everything got completely JUSTed in a spectacular fashion
>>76206039
I don't even know who they are and haven't followed in years. Irrelevant.
>>76202653
why wouldn't you go after cute waffle house waitresses with tight butts instead of plastic attention-whoring bimbos though
>>76206097
Pro-tip: get standards
>>76206121
you don't have to have standards when you're tiger. every girl is available more or less. you see a relatively pretty girl with a tight ass working in a waffle house, you just keep on looking and think you'll do better for yourself. tiger's thinking I can slam that in the bathroom RIGHT now, why not
>>76206087
Fuck off with this narrative
Literally all of the top 40 in cycling were on some kind of roids
Armstrong was just the best of the best
Also he ruined people's lives
But he should've kept all his titles
>>76206039
spieth rose johnson and there are like 4 others that are all literally the same person
rory is the only one anyone can tell apart from the rest and only because of shit tier genetics hair
>>76205829
Or just someone who doesn't live near bars or a super dense place
>>76206006
I need to go to Finland then it seems
>>76206267
Same here. I'm a mestizo, but I act white. I bet I could/should plant my seed in at least 100 Finnish girls in a 6-month period
>>76202182
Aaron Hernandez you dumb fucks
>>76206282
He wasn't a great.
>>76202182
Henrietta Hargitai
The best female cyclist of modern times ended up doing porn to pay the bills.
>>76203990
I don't think that's how it works anon.
Ladm8s
I'm looking to buy a set of irons. Don't want to spend over $500. Preferably on sale. I'm looking at golf discount and have it narrowed down to Taylor made Aeroburner or RSi but totally not ready to pull the trigger
Any recommendations or what works for you?
btw I suck jugs and shoot a 100
Literally came to /sp/ expecting this thread.
Was not disappoint
>>76206282
he wasn't even the best player of his position on his own team
>>76206308
Links? Also yeah I don't know why people think Scandinavian girls are reserved, they're some of the most sexually liberal people in the world.
>>76206121
There's not much appealing about skanks once you hit 25 years old.
That's when the male brain is finally fully developed.
>>76206316
ap2
>>76206346
skanks have their place for sure though. Just don't marry one or anything, they can be a lot of fun to fuck and hang out with though.
>>76206335
Her porn name is Christen Courtney
>>76205101
I worked there as a forklift operator years ago My brother in law works there. Great perks, even for people without formal education.
>>76206377
Not once you hit 25 and older. They're more trouble than what they're worth.
I'd much rather go on nice dates and get to know a wife material woman than bang a skank wearing a condom or no condom and worry about STDs.
>>76206407
I've been trying for years with normal girls, I'm too ugly and poor. I just fuck the occasional skank now and honestly I'm comfortable with it.
>>76202001
You don't even need to put Dr. JFMSU's hair on him lmao.
>>76206358
Jeez man, I'm sure they're good but I can't find them on sale.
I use a Titliest Vokey 54 wedge which I really like. I mean I suck balls but it's a good club.
Have you ever had experience with buying used clubs?
>T-TIGER IS BACK
>HE'LL WIN ANOTHER MAJOR
>IN FACT HE'LL BREAK THE RECORD
>>76206440
To each his own I suppose
>>76202001
He's released though.
How is that even legal?
He still has $200 million in the bank how does this fucker not have a full time driver or handlers to stop him from JUSTing himself....
So this guy has literally been to rehab for fucking too many women but I can't get laid. He gets no sympathy from me.
>>76206511
Alcohol tends to compromise critical thinking skills.
>>76206453
It honestly depends on what's on sale/available to you, in general I'd say you guys have a better selection of stores to get advice from that at least seem independent, like Dick's.
If you're a 100 averaging hacker, I wouldn't bother getting fitted for anything if you can't really afford it, just go to some superstore and hit a bunch of clubs and see what you like. At that stage, it's probably more about what looks good to you and feels nice, less about the differences between clubs.
Best of luck lad, it's a long grind ahead :^)
unironically why would he ever leave this
>>76204319
I look at it purely from a performance perspective. Lance saw out his career to it's natural conclusion. He was never an embarrassment on the bike. Tiger is still trying to compete and is shambles on the course.
>>76206323
But he could've been.
;_;
>>76206558
rising tides due to climate change
>>76206558
Seriously. I would just invite a bunch of escorts over all the time
>>76206545
https://www.golfdiscount.com/closeouts/golf-clubs/irons#q=&idx=live_default_products&p=0&dFR%5Bgender%5D%5B0%5D=Men%27s&hFR%5Bcategories.level0%5D%5B0%5D=Closeouts%20%2F%2F%2F%20Golf%20Clubs%20%2F%2F%2F%20Irons&nR%5Bprice.USD.default%5D%5B%3C%3D%5D%5B0%5D=508&nR%5Bprice.USD.default%5D%5B%3E%3D%5D%5B0%5D=110&is_v=1
Lol at this megalink but I can't find a site that beats this one.
>>76204042
So are they SEALs or 16yo girls on a date?
>>76206558
>>76206629
>le why would you do anything once you become rich
classic small baller mentality
>>76202105
no but needing about 20 different back surgeries usually does
>>76206648
>literally such a baby baller your country is hungry
>>76206635
Don't be dumb, there is a clear ladder.
The seals would have taken him to Applebee's not a Michelin 4. They didn't anticipate covering a meme meal.
>>76203318
It won't always end poorly if you cheat. You just need to be smart about it. No doing it after drinking or even the next day after a night of drinking, always use a burner phone that's for "business" but always dead unless you plug it in and it has a password, always have a story that lines up time wise, always use protection and get tested regularly. Never ever fall in love.
Be smart and you don't get caught.
>>76205161
phil ate at my restaurant once, he ordered "the biggest bowl of ice cream you have" and won tpc the next day
>>76206648
The desire to show off all the time how rich you are is what makes athletes go broke and do dumb shit like drive drunk
I fucking hate this faggot for ruining his potential and souring his great legacy.
>>76206698
>win the masters
>buy doughnuts with your kids the next day wearing your green jacket
literally our dad
>>76202105
Bush & Cheney had 3 between them
>>76206690
t. Raised by a single mom/divorced parents
>>76206698
>>76206725
Is ol Lefty /ourguy/?
>>76206633
If you can't try them out since it's online only, the TM Aeroburners might be your best bet, being proper cavity back irons.
If you can hold off a little, try going to a local sports shop and seeing if they have some on the rack to try out before you drop 400 bucks on it, and honestly how the club looks in your hands is pretty big psychologically so it's worth trying before you buy
>>76206723
why its his life, he doesnt owe you anything.
cmon tiger you got a billion dollars, give some busboy a grand to drive you home bro, you could pay a guy 35k a year just to drive you home drunk and would never even notice it.
>>76204376
Kanye literally made his best album
>>76206739
He always has been
>>76202182
1. Hernandez
2. Slippy G
3. Tiger
4. OJ
5. Bruce Jenner
>>76206499
In my state DUI is a night in jail until they formally prosecute you
>>76206741
Alright I'll have to do that. I get super impulsive so I was damn near ready to pick out a set last night and buy them but held back because my clubs now we're just a cheap complete set I got for Christmas but I didn't want to make my family feel bad buying new clubs not even 2 months since the course has been open
>>76206848
That's fucking ridiculous. At least he loses his licence, right?
>>76206499
DUIs truthfullu aren't a big deal, just a massive money maker for the state with all the fines they slap. Get a DUI and you give the state at least 6k.
Looks like those old asian ugly genes are starting to kick in
>>76206850
If you have a big sports shop near you, check their deals as well. Spoken to a bunch of burger-anons who got some pretty good deals at Dick's etc.
>>76202606
You forgot to mention his legendary libido
Man blasians NEVER stop fucking
>>76206861
When I became DUI masterrace I blew a .17 which meant I had to lose my license for 3 months and the next 9 months I had to have a breathalyzer in my car.
I don't really understand why Yuros completely freak out about DUIs, I think it's because you guys are just so packed in and walk everywhere. Meanwhile many of my friends drive 10 miles just to come into town.
So driving isn't as important in Yuro culture and way of life
People that live on the coasts are similar to Yuros but not as extreme but they aren't really familiar with just how spacious rural America really is
>>76203318
>You will always, always get tired of fucking the same woman for multiple years.
Unless you've met your dreamgirl like I did
Stay loyal you slut
>>76206878
this is his biggest problem t b h
>>76206861
It depends from state to state, Tiger is also a celeb that can afford a good lawyer. He will probably get probation for a couple months.
US DUI laws are really shit. it's like ever since prohibition got axed in the early 20th century, alcohol has been untouchable. So many people have died in the US because of drunk drivers.
desu, if someone gets their first DUI they should lose their license for 5 years and have to pay a 5 figure fine. if they get a second, they should lose their license permanently and face up to 5 yeas in jail.
>>76206926
>She began crying, then bought $5k worth of merchandise and left.
>>76203783
his dad fucked him up
>>76206963
and now you have ruined the drivers life, cant get to work, cant look for a new job, cant do anything, ends up homeless and on the gov programs thus leeching money from the public instead of contributing to the economy. thanks alot idiot
>>76206951
Nah, you're the oddity. It's natural.
>>76206926
>then bought $5k worth of merchandise and left.
>>76206963
That's fucking retarded when no other crime has been committed
And those that die in accidents are charged with vehicular homicide
>>76207004
slut
lstu
ulst
tuls
>>76207003
Yeah, he should be out driving around drunk and causing property damage and deaths that you get to pay higher insurance premiums and taxes for.
Good thinking, guy!
>>76207003
they deserve it if they drive over the legal limit.
imposing harsh penalties for DUI's will cut down on drunk driving related incidents
>>76206316
Get taylormades from a few years ago so they arent too expensive. Tats what I did and I love ot.
>>76207080
And he'd be properly charged for all those crimes.
Do you really think that drivers involved in fatal crashes while drunk behind the wheel and cause property damage aren't held liable for those crimes?
>goy
And that's somehow relevant in this topic in any way of course
>>76207046
drinking and driving in itself is a crime. drunk drivers deserve harsh penalties for doing something so stupid
>hard ass millitary dad borderline torturing him
this is the result folks.
>>76207084
yea just like harsher sentencing for drugs has ended the drug problem in america, no more drugs here now.
>>76207084
And would put many people out of work who split a pitcher at Applebee's watching a hockey game and got pulled over driving 8 blocks home.
The punishment for DUIs right now, a misdemeanor first time DUI vastly outweighs the benefits you see.
>>76207122
And they get them. 10k and loss of license for a full year in Minnesota.
>drunk driving
I don't understand. Why not have someone who can carry you home, or better yet, sleep in your fucking car
>>76207120
>Tiger Woods arrested for drunk driving
>The penalties for driving drunk aren't relevant to the topic
But you can't make him pay for what hes done! You'll ruin his life, his way to get to work, his ability to get a new job...
get out of here with that trash
if you're going to drink until you're too drunk to drive, don't drive- or suffer the consequences
>>76207182
because the US is a big place filled with stupid people who drink in bars 15-25 miles from their home
>>76207182
This is why your entire continent is being overrun by Muslims
i drunk drive all the time
stay mad virgins
>>76207182
You can get a DUI for sleeping in your car too. I know Uber/Lyft/whatever is expensive, but you could take it twice a week, every weekend for a year without equaling the costs of getting a DUI.
>>76207182
Because a tiny ass state here is as big as your country.
Yuros can't speak on this topic in regards to Americans without heavily "bias" just through the towns and city layouts you guys have.
We simply can't walk places conveniently for the most part like you all can. You're probably a 30 minute walk from everything. I'm a 6km trip to get groceries
everyone says "dont drink and drive" yet the state mandates a parking lot for every bar in america.
really makes you think
>>76207271
this never made sense to me
why should bars get parking lots in the first place?
>>76207205
And once again people do you dumbass.
The repeat offender list for drunk driving is tiny. Much smaller than drug offenses.
Yet if we were to fine someone 10k for having pot in there car you'd probably flip shit even though drugged driving accidents exceeded drunk driving accidents this last year in Minnesota
You're speaking out of your asshole right now because you watched too many commercials paid by the government who make money hand over fist by pulling people over for DUIs.
I can drink a shot or two of whiskey and then have 3 or 4 beers and feel fine, but because of my body weight I'll blow red for 2 hours after my last drink.
MY SOLUTION: I don't drive if I plan on having more than a few drinks, or have only a couple of beers if I am going to drive.
AMAZING BUT TRUE
LOS JUSTO
>>76207213
>You can get a DUI for sleeping in your car too.
what the fuck
>>76207381
"""Intent""" to drive is the logic. If you're in the back seat and have your keys on you, you're suggesting you were intending on driving.
>>76207320
>drugged driving accidents exceeded drunk driving accidents this last year in Minnesota
[citation needed]
Who the fuck cares about golf?
How is this nigger so fucking rich?
>>76202882
Any golf fags can explain this to a Europoor? It looks like he fucked up the shot and it just puttered along, is that right?
This is my first time on /sp/ and I came here specially to find this thread. I have to say there are some top bants here, I am impressed lads.
>>76206380
you can see the sadness of her soul
>>76207449
Lots of people care about golf, to answer both of your questions.
>>76204988
I don't drink booze. Not a degenerate.
>>76207456
>>>/facebook/
>>76207445
http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/27/health/drugged-driving-death-rates-report/index.html
The only deflection given to this stats is "well... we should get more research done still"
43% of dead drivers tested positive for drugs
37% tested positive for alcohol.
It's out there lad
>>76202001
this state has an awful law on mugshots
you get your name and face plastered in the paper/websites before you've been convicted of anything
How does a golfer get injured so much? I've worked in construction for 23 years and haven't needed any kind of surgery. This guy swings clubs.
>>76204988
I don't even have license though.
>>76207486
>43% of dead drivers tested positive for drugs
>37% tested positive for alcohol.
alcohol is a drug though
not debating this here just saying lol
>>76207508
Oh fuck BTFO #debunked #sciencebitch
>>76207489
>7. Lips
what happened to his lips?
>>76207381
If you're in the driver seat and the key is in the ignition, that's intent.
>>76207486
>http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/27/health/drugged-driving-death-rates-report/index.html
-MN not mentioned anywhere in article
-"There's no question that alcohol remains our biggest highway safety problem," Russ Rader, Spokesman for the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety, direct quote from your source article
Also, having lived in MN my whole life, I knew your statistics were full of shit.
>>76202882
what a noob. he doesn't need to swing this violently with how strong he is. dumbass cant even bring the clubface through without a disaster.
reminder buzzed driving is drunk driving
>>76206380
>>76207462
especially when you compare it to her biking picture, >>76206308 . in it she looks so confident of herself and yet is still looking sexy for the camera. her porno shot looks like she's actually seen some shit at that point, but can't go back. natural smile is gone, eyes glossed over, thinking about what she is about to do for money.
sad. what, she have a cocaine habit she couldn't shake and that's how she lost her money?
>>76207588
If you see something, say something.
>>76207588
Go back to bed, reddit.
>>76207569
I live in Minnesota too, and I know it because our town newspaper did an article on it
>trying to debunk such an open and shut article as that
Kek. The nitpicking at essentially "well... we still need to lower drunk driving rates"
>>76202001
Is there another athlete that got his shit fucked up so hard and in so little time like Tiger?
THIS IS WHAT WHITE WOMEN DO TO YOU
MY FELLOW BROTHERS DO NOT FALL INTO TEMPTATION
BREED WITH A BEAUTIFUL BLACK NUBIAN QUEEN
>>76207718
Ryan Leaf?
>>76205802
What is a roastie?
>>76207761
Ryan Leaf was just wasted potential. Tiger was on top of the world for over a decade
>>76203117
Do a TSUUUUU and have children with a tsurrogate mother and fuck every woman that moves
>>76207794
How can you be naked and still possess weed? Did he have it shoved up his ass prison style?
>>76202090
INSTEAD OF GOING UNDER AGAAAAAAAIN
>>76207834
fanny pack?
>>76207794
>literally the perfect QB mechanics wise
>ruins his career thanks to drugs
he could have been an elite QB
>>76207873
Heh heh heh
>>76206282
He didn't really fall, just hanged.
>>76207794
this guy's dad was even more intense then Tiger woods'. Todd was never even allowed to drink soda until he was like 18
>>76207761
I was going to say him, though he never reached anywhere near his potential. At least Ryan seems to have gotten his life back on track.
>>76207834
It's called having hands and a mouth. Have weed on your PERSON in ANY manner? Possession.
>>76207761
>>76207761
Ryan Leaf is only considered a mega bust because
1. Journalists tried to falsely say there was a close comparison (similarly like they did with Luck and RG3)
2. He's white QB and is expected to have carried himself in a much better manner
There's dozens of first round picks that never even played a game. The Vikes once took a guy in the first round and cut him after the 3rd day of camp
>>76207865
>he was also high on meth so it's likely.
I didn't know he was a Cardinals fan?
>>76207886
>lefty
>perfect mechanics
lel
>>76203256
This. I don't even watch divorce stick because it's not a sport and boring as fuck, but it was still Tigerwinslol for fucking years and there was no chance of that changing until he justed himself by being surrounded by more roasties than a Sunday Dinner. I remember the talk of him being the first billionaire sportsman (mainly based on endorsements and ads obviously).
>There's nothing wrong with race mixing they said
Half breed chink males will always go full JUST. Take a look at the supreme gentleman.
>>76207718
Shooter McGavin
I still love Tiger
>>76204988
thank god i've never owned a car, I would have killed myself and maybe others drunk driving
>>76207905
Goddamn it Carlos.
>>76202001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng5yOs2KscI
>>76208037
Did they fucc?
>>76202001
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
>>76204113
Exact same fucking thing for me.
>see Tiger's mugshot
>ctrl+t
>4chan.org/sp/catalog
>fucking second thread
>>76208138
Yup. Me too.
>>76204113
You don't even need the Dr. JUST hair.
>>76208048
One of them definitely fucked America.
The other one fucked American Express.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_z7RZc5NzE
30 for 30 WHEN
>>76202896
Paper Tiger
>>76202896
Striped
>>76202896
Putz
>>76202896
The best that almost was
>>76208130
im sorry to say but Tiger's career will never recover after this. I was rooting for him...
>>76208967
It wasn't going to happen, even before this.
>>76208967
Only way he could ever recover is if his father somehow became a zombie and gave Tiger his powers back.
>>76205569
based uncle verne
>>76203182
Tits or GTFO, or virgin.
Only a chick or a virgin would ask a question like that. I does not matter how hot your wife is. We are programmed to pound bulk pussy.
>>76203182
Also, remember that while she has a nice face, the area from shoulders to waist will be rekt from having kids. Tiger would be craving toit pussy. Toit like a toiger.
>>76207549
all that muffdiving gave him lipcancer
>>76204146
>old man Tiger
Holy shit this would make a fucking tight movie
>>76204407
ho le shit my fucking sides, he fits right between us
>>76205991
Can confirm. Have had a funland girlfriend, very kind and [spoiler]insecure[/spoiler]
>>76204407
Pretty poor form, 2bh.
>>76202822
You and me both finanon.
i still believe he'll be back guys
i still believe
>>76204407
>>76207120
>when your anti-Semitism slips
>>76207973
best toast in bread
>>76207271
>>76207317
Simple, not every who goes to a bar gets drunk.