Will it be good or are we looking at a reprise of 2010?

I'm posting from 2019 - it's not great, but in my view it was better than 2010

>>76190028
Cool. Who won?

>>76190207
England.

No seriously, stop laughing. They did.

>>76190258
You are not me.
>>76190207
Belgium.

our year la

>>76190283
>stealing my identity by premptively accusing me of dong the same

I'll give it you, that was pretty slick.

>>76190258
Impossible, there are no good English footballers.

>>76190283
Impossible, Hazard and Courtois can't win a World Cup by themselves.

our year la

File: dutch wojak.jpg (9KB, 236x254px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 236x254px

>>76190998
>almost trips
second place confirmed

>>76189552
Messi's last good chance to win, a strong Germany looking to repeat, France even better than they were in 2016, Italy still a contender, Brazil wanting to avenge 7-1

Should be a good WC desu, unless the religion of peace strikes

Who cares. Russia is just going to hack it so that USA and drumpf win

File: shiggy anakin.png (344KB, 477x403px) Image search: [Google]

344KB, 477x403px

>>76191143
>France
>Italy

>>76191506
yes, France and Italy have a chance

also
>7-1

>>76191165
why? they don't need to do that, they already own the USA
they'll use winning the tournament as bait to buy someone else. whoever has an election coming up in a year or two.

>>76191795
>Italy crashed out of the Cup in the group stage
>France didn't make it past the quarter-finals
But keep saying 7-1.

>>76190357
Does Belgium still have that one keeper who always played in sweatpants or did he finally retire?

Also does anyone have the collage of 2010? I wasn't here for that WC yet. I discovered /sp/ around 2013 I think. I didn't even discover 4chan till like 2011

>>76192038
>7-1

>>76192038
>This salt
Lad, you didn't even make it past the group stages of the copa America. At least Italy and France are improving, what the fuck has bra7i1 done lately?

>>76192107
I think that was a Hungarian keeper

>>76192369
Oh yeah, my bad. Does he still play though? He seemed like a top lad

>>76191506
>>76192038

Right now Italy is looking like one of the best teams in the qualifiers, they're almost never favorites but don't count them out. If they get some good strikers they're easily a top 5 contender in 2018.

File: dzubinator.jpg (26KB, 600x338px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 600x338px

>mfw silly burgers ITT can't even imagine how easy it would be for dzubinator to get golden boot and win cup for motherland using home team gazprom level refball

>>76196122
Isn't the Russian team shit?

Guys, I'm from 2017. Donald Trump is the president of the United States. I'm not kidding

>>76192246

Won 8 last games straight and were the first one to classify.

You?

Our year la

>>76196199
this tbdesu

>>76192038
never write off the italians
france barely lost to germany, there's no shame in that and they've only gotten better since then

>>76192493
Retired

>>76192038
>4 years ago
meanwhile we beat Spain and Memegium and drew to Germany while France got to the final in the Euros

>>76192246
>first NT to qualify
>literally 9 wins in a row with Tite

Keep mad, ameritard.

>>76201527
Feels good fellow Italy bro!

I actually am from the future so here is what actually happens

>Spain vs France in the finals: France wins on pks
>Argentina makes semis but falls to Spain: messi retires from ints
>Russia and England make quarters

Anything else you want to know?

>>76201874
How badly do we flop?

>>76201935

Quarters. Team looks decent but has a bad game against France

File: 1431044954511.jpg (49KB, 484x483px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 484x483px

>>76201986
It's 2006 all over again.

>>76201874
>he still rates spain

My predictions:

>Brazil will either win that shit or be put out in a very meme way like 2014
>Italy will play a "score and park" style until at least the quarters
>Russia will refball its way until semis
>England won't get past R16
>Germany will get everyone rekt until quarters when it will lose on a extra-time with a major fuck up of the defense
>Argentina won't qualify
>Urgay will not get past group stage
>Netherlands will score a 3rd place after being refballed as fuck on semis

File: 6545464564.jpg (16KB, 620x430px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 620x430px

What spee will react when 7-1=6 actually happens?

>>76203966
>What
fug I meant HOW

>>76203919
>Netherlands will score a 3rd place after being refballed as fuck on semis

Unless they've been secretely cloning lcim there is no way that they make it to the semis, heck they might not even make it to the cup.

>>76189552
give me a quick rundown on 2010, why was it so bad?
my boy Friedrich scored his first NT goal so because of that I don't remember it being bad
Vuvuzelas weren't a problem for me

File: lavezzi.gif (2MB, 278x280px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 278x280px

>>76192038
>thinks that 2014 performance is indicative of 2018 performance
>Brazilian flag

You don't even deserve a 7-1 joke.

>>76205060
>implying we won't made our way to the semis and get btfo'd again

File: nethercucks.png (15KB, 335x233px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 335x233px

>People ITT implying Netherlands will even qualify

>>76203919
>>Argentina won't qualify
Dear God, please let this happen.

>>76204299
Boring matches, mostly. I can't remember a damn thing from 2010.

>>76208787
keep dreaming, Messi is back and Sampaoli is a real coach

>>76189552
USA should boycott this World Cup tbhfam

Germany will win.

It will be full of memes

>>76191506
France has literally the best international squad in the world rn

File: polonia.jpg (128KB, 800x483px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 800x483px

BEWARE OF RUSSIAN ANIMALS
DON'T GO THERE OR YOU WILL BE BEATEN TO DEATH BY RUSSIAN ULTRAS

pic rel
Polish supporters beating one of russian animals

>>76204299
2006 and 2014 were pretty great, especially during group stages and with some notable events in the final games (Zidane headbutt and 7-1)

2010 was just boring and unmemorable

>>76213628
SPAIN 1-0
SPAIN 1-0
SPAIN 1-0
(...)
SPAIN 1-0
the final was OK, especially red cards and brutality

>>76191143

>Muslims fucking up Putin's power show WC

prepare for pogroms

if France wins will they be the first African team to win the WC?

File: Bar.jpg (45KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 640x640px

>tfw no Vladivostok and Habarovsk as host cities

>>76201874
>>76203919
>russia going anywhere but to the shitter with at least -3 goal difference agains tier2/3 teams
American soccer fans. Trully a great sight to behold.

>>76213931

see: South Korea 2002

File: rusek.jpg (168KB, 990x557px) Image search: [Google]

168KB, 990x557px

>>76213931
DO NOT EVEN TRY TO ATTACK US

>>76189552

another HandicapX tournament.

easy shekels

>>76190258
Calling it now, quarter finals (if that), lose the penalty shootout. And even that's optimistic.

>>76214319

at least Kane and Vardy are better finishers than Rooney ever was

>>76214245
can't wait for qatar to be flooded with pissed up eastern europeans in 2022.

>>76214362
I guess...

Still, though. England are the international equivalent of Leeds United - they were good but nowadays are just embarrassing by comparison.

>>76214390

well you definitely won't be there

File: 2cotg.jpg (205KB, 950x560px) Image search: [Google]

205KB, 950x560px

>>76214362
If this team could only reach the quarter finals, there's no hope anymore.

File: 1495120255604.png (1MB, 2000x1088px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2000x1088px

>>76190258
IT'S HAPPENING

>>76214479
wouldn't want to anyway

been to 2 of the gulf states before and they're nothing but fancy hotels and shopping centres dumped in the middle of a poverty ridden shithole

>>76214601
>5 defenders
>shit goalkeeper

What were they thinking? They couldn't find someone better to play up front with Owen in a 4-4-2?

>>76214804
Rather have 5 good defenders than play Heskey or Vassell upfront.

>>76214961
Tbf we had prime Rooney and prime Crouch in the squad too.

>>76214702

yeah but they don't let fags into Qatar

Aware me on the hate for 2010?

Sure, there was a lack of goals but I thought it was way more memorable than 2014.

>>76215435
I can't remember a single moment from 2010, mate. By comparison, I can remember most of 2006.

>>76215469
>Lampards disallowed goal

Pretty sure that set the wheels in motion for goal line technology. Important moment desu

>>76215469
>brutal final
>italy cucked by slovakia
>france eaten from the inside by cockroaches
>WUWUZELAAAAA

>>76215505
I got so mad at that decision I went on an angry diatribe explaining why football was a laughing stock and cried. Embarrassed myself in front of my family. Would not recommend.

>>76215469

2010 was awesome for USA. Donovan was fucking legendary that World Cup, fucking loved every second of it

>>76215561
England would have been losing by one goal anyway

>>76215596
>Implying that if Lamppost's goal had have been allowed we wouldn't have gone on to win the game.

It would've turned the match around

>>76215596
It would have tied us 2-2 going into half time. Stood no chance when Germany came back out defending a lead.

>>76215469

>Vuvuzelas
>USA win 1-1 !
>South Africa celebration
>Asamoah Gyan
>Suarez handball in last minute


Not to mention goat WC songs.

Can anyone even remember what the song for 2014 was ?>>76215469

>>76215624
Sopa de elite
Osso duro de roer

>>76215624

OHHH EYYY AHHH

>>76215645
Tropa, not sopa, senpai

File: exaliftin2.jpg (68KB, 195x209px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 195x209px

>>76215469

>he doesn't remember EXALIFTIN

>>76215665
>sopa de macac>sopa de elite tbqh
Sopa de elite is the new brazel meme. My gift 4 U

File: ayy lmao.jpg (61KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 1280x720px

>>76213628
>2014
>get 1 point
>hodgson not sacked

the FA are fucking bottlejobs

>>76189552
American media won't miss a beat during the WC. They'll still be talking about Gronald Blampf's connections to Russia constantly, now they'll just add in some brief soccer updates between the next "breaking news" from "anonymous sources" that will certainly take down Tronald Drumpf for sure this time.

>>76215692
Thanks, based Polish friend

File: 1349116543476.jpg (17KB, 202x220px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 202x220px

>>76205139

>We won't see LCIM shine one last time

Feels bad man

>>76203919
>Argentina won't qualify
>Netherlands will
Wew

File: bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.jpg (49KB, 570x447px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 570x447px

>>76204299
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

File: world cup 2010.jpg (2MB, 3708x2752px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3708x2752px

>>76215469
Here's a quick rundown of /sp/'s 2010 WC

>>76215797
Oh yeah, Kaká got sent off.

... Why was that again? Seriously, apart from that, Maradona managing Argentina and the fucking vuvuzelas, I remember nothing.

>>76215797
Pauuul the octopusss

>>76215797

I was gonna say something to the tune of "get a load of this guy who has stuck around for 7 years" but then I remembered Malian Refereeing and realized I have become what I feared.

>>76215797

damn, will I ever stop browsing this fucking website?

File: 1314424347972.jpg (22KB, 236x297px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 236x297px

>>76215918
We're here forever, you can't forget that. Been on /sp/ since 08. It's sad ever since this place really went to shit in 2013.

>>76215957

At least with sports the hyperbolic nature of 4chan is reasonable, any other board is just full of losers.

r-right anons?

>>76216033
Right, actually. I took a break from imageboards in early 2016 and came back just recently. The only board I still browse regularly is /sp/, with the result being that using imageboards isn't driving me deeper into depression like before.

>>76216033
No difference between /sci/ and /x/
/lit/ doesnt read books
/tv/ is pleb
/out/ posts from home

>>76208803
>Italy vs Slovakia
>Germany vs England
>Uruguay vs Ghana
>Netherlands vs Brazil
>Argentina vs Germany
>Uruguay vs Netherlands

>>76214245
So u cant fight one on one

FORLAN BEST PLAYER
That bar in the last minute vs germany
Omg

>>76216124
Life is no dragonball, my petit trudeau

>>76213908
>tfw no Russia vs Germany Round of 16 match in Volgograd

Future anon, H-How do Mexico do on the WC??

Do we get cucked on 16vos by Argentina again? Or The Cut Inside Man will keep getting away with it?

File: world cup 7-1.jpg (23KB, 935x768px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 935x768px

>>76215720

>>76216149

I'm sure that's the reason they gave Volgograd no knockout stage matches

File: no era penal.jpg (241KB, 1024x743px) Image search: [Google]

241KB, 1024x743px

>>76216222

>>76192038
France lost to Germany (1-0 btw), the same Germany that went on to 7-1 huezill...at home...in the semi's of the WC that huezillians gave up welfare for.

>>76191028
You realise you have to qualify first?

File: Screenshot_2016-10-22-12-31-12-1.png (478KB, 947x720px) Image search: [Google]

478KB, 947x720px

>>76190207
Unironically Belgium. Azzar and KDB will finally play well together and combine for the winning goal.

>>76213931
Considering that every CONMEBOL team will be seeded to position 1 on each of their groups (thx FIFA rankings) and you won't get any of UEFA teams.... Yes, it will be South Korea 2002 all over again!

That feel when games will be played only in European part of Russia which is like 24 % of country

>>76219269
Pretty sure they are jealous of each other.

>>76205139
Bulgaria will finish second in that group, screencap this post.

File: 1493714427151.png (133KB, 500x564px) Image search: [Google]

133KB, 500x564px

>>76196133
utter, especially dzubinator

>>76212075
Sadly there will be a shit tonn of OMON in big cities. Though I would gladly beat your bum Woiciech

Being at a hotel room in some landlocked Russian republic in the middle of June is not what a western European football superstar wants.
Expect lots of "upsets" in this one. And Brazil as the likeliest winners.

>>76217405
kek

>>76220421
Total fail. Should have put games in Vladivostok and forced teams to take the Trans Siberian to matches.

File: stadio.jpg (157KB, 1280x390px) Image search: [Google]

157KB, 1280x390px

I predict unfinished stadiums, underfilled stands and a fake carpet pitch on a $1.5 billion dollar arena.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEvZGHX3zCQ

>>76220696
So you're saying it'll be even more pathetic than 2014?

>>76220696
Nah. They will finish the stadiums, but roads and any auxiliary buildings and logistical whatver will be money pits that are unfinished and or useless. Just like Sochi.

>>76220432
i thought that was courtois and kdb. didn't one steal the other one's girlfriend or some dumb shit like that?

>>76220737
But the pitch on Zenit Arena will be fake, confirmed!

File: 17340.jpg (166KB, 476x640px) Image search: [Google]

166KB, 476x640px

>>76220592
some hot mordva sluts will redeem this

>>76204299

Because Vuvuzelas ruined it for everybody not deaf.

>>76221886

Please, I bought one because of it and whenever any of my roommate fall asleep in a public space they get a doot. Infinite entertainment.

>>76220539
He was right about Emeri all alnog though.

>>76221886
What will be this cups vuvuzelas, katyushas?

>>76224140
The Russian '''''''''language.'''''''''

>>76204299
predictable winner
literally only exciting team was uruguay
vuvuzelas
shit opening ceremony
2nd lowest average of goals ever
shit tier match ball
shit final
host keked out in the groups

only good thing about it was the wave your flag song(which wasnt even an official theme song of the tournament), suarez assblasting the world and that the games were at a comfy time.

>>76225442
>predictable winner
Disagree. Both teams in final hadn't ever won a World Cup. When was the last time that happened?
>literally only exciting team was uruguay
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Agreed on the rest. 2010 was shit.

>>76224140
God I hope there are none.

>>76215797
Did anyone make one for 2014?

>>76225461
Dat Suárez handball...

>>76231034
Heroic

File: world cup 2014 updated.jpg (2MB, 4000x3173px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 4000x3173px

>>76230727
Here's a quick rundown

>>76203919
>>76208787
>>76215754

im sure putin knows the consequences for not having messi in the WC so prepare to watch some serious refballs
Argentina is going to qualify

>>76232071
So long as you pricks fail to win (again) I'm fine.

>>76232017
BEST WORLD CUP

File: colombian nazi weed pope.jpg (95KB, 599x507px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 599x507px

>>76232017
Is this the best fan in sports history?

>>76215624
You forgot
>new Zealand unbeaten
>finished pool ahead of italy

>>76233044
Malaysia'll probably win it with the GOAT Faiz Subri scoring a free kick in the final against Argentina and Messi retires. You mad, /sp/?

File: TSUUUUUUUU.png (989KB, 1300x724px) Image search: [Google]

989KB, 1300x724px

Yes, yes, keep writing >us off

>>76234996
>trying this hard

>>76189552
>this tribophobic logo

File: 1474226589365.jpg (21KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 480x480px

>>76217412
I forgot about that

we will win it

>>76236074
You don't enter the same river twice
T. Pitagoras from Olympos

>>76236132
Last River was for the Euro tho.

Time traveler anon what happens to us?

>>76236333
portugal bus gets bombed by checenyan extremists.
Tsu deactivates the bomb with a TSU-ROAR.
Nani dies from heart attack.

>>76236422
And in the World Cup

File: 7cf49736fd36a4db6db224de7b26da6afd57feae_hq.jpg (77KB, 720x906px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 720x906px

C U T E

>>76205139

Sweden is playing nice but after first round with 5 matches to go (4 considering Luxembourg is a free win for everyone) 3 points lead is nothing.

I believe the fact that ajax went to the final of Europa and Feyenoord won the league boosted some of these youngsters' confidence and maybe their whle psychology and performance changes. 3 points are nothing.
And honestly apart from this group's play off spotters (sweden or Netherlands) and the Spain-Italy group's spotters the rest are pretty managable.

>>76232298
Because that's a Buddhist symbol of peace, not Nazism you stupid FUCK.

>>76236458
eliminated in ro16

i am not even from the future and i can tell that

>>76235041
>only one good player
I will continue to do that, yes.

the only more boring place to host a WC than Russia would be Canada.

>>76238294
>Brazil talking about 1-player teams
lyl

>>76238799
>Thiago Silva
>David Luiz
>Rodrigo Caio
>Willian
>Philippe Countinho
>Renato Augusto
>Gabriel Jesus
>Neymar
>Marcelo
>Dani Alves

>one player
Fantastic meme, Joaquim.

>>76239085
>Thiago Silva
>David Luiz
>Rodrigo Caio

all trash

>Philippe Countinho
only reason he is there it is because he can score blooters. Bearing invisible in some matches

>Gabriel Jesus
choker

>>76239105
Still leaves us better than Portugal, who have CR7 and absolutely no one else.

>>76239115
i agree

>>76220696
I thought zenit was one of the richer teams

>>76238316
Come on now. Spring and autumn is definately a time you don't want to be here, but winter and summer are awesome. I don't want to boost our (((government))) achievments, but they added enough to have a full package:
>msk/piter if you like big city shitholes with all their """entertainment""" or architecture
>samara wih giant beach to do all kind of water jet stuff and experience what seeing bunch of young tens all the time is (gl when you get back to your ugly city, i was crying on the inside)
>sochi is made for all the government fucks to hang out so it should be top notch
>Kazan should be a great place to hang out since they got all kind of fun activities on dedicated walking spots or whatever the fuck it called
>forrest is free for all if you know the guy, so you can go bbq-ing, paintball, dirt rally, clean lake swimming whatever the fuck else is there
In the end it all comes down to money. It shouldn't be a problem but knowing mentality of locals it can be "once in a lifetime opportunity prices" scenario. But what I listed should be pretty fucking cheap, since it what most of us do anyway.

>>76239768
Your country sounds even less fun than mine, mate.

>>76190028
did Poland kek Russia on their home turf? the bantz would be unreal

>>76238294
>hue unironically trying to trigger an ally

kys retard

>>76240349
>Joaquim
>ally
kys retard

>>76239085
>David Luiz
you have got to be kidding me, it's amazing how this guy still has a career after the mine1ra7o

>Rodrigo Caio
>Thiago Silva
>Renato Augusto
>Coutinho
>Gabriel Memesus
Foda-se, deves estar dormente se achas que esses estão sequer perto do nível do CR7.

>>76240760
Not at the same level, no, but we have a team. You have one player.

>>76240816
And we already won the euro final with no players at all. Imagine how it will be when we get a team.

File: shit eating grin.gif (1MB, 242x242px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 242x242px

>>76240840
>when
>implying
There are no good Portuguese players besides Penaldo.

>>76240873
There are. Not on the level of the big powerhouses, but they're good enough for our country's size and to cause some upsets once in a while.

>>76241056
A player shouldn't be considered good until he's recognisable outside of his domestic league. The only Portuguese player who fits that criteria is CR7, therefore he's your country's only good player.

>>76241080
>A player shouldn't be considered good until he's recognisable outside of his domestic league
And what do you mean by "recognisable"?

Don't y'all be mad when we win and Kane becomes the second person to score a hat trick in the final.

>>76241133
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*deep breath*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>76241129
Means he's well-known. Post a picture of David Luiz on /sp/ and people will know who he is. That kinda thing.

>>76241161
If you posted the Brazil NT and Portuguese NT more people would recognise the Portuguese ones

>>76241161
Not the best definition of good then, else Éder would be considered a good player.

Look, I'm not that deluded to think we have a squad on the level of Brazil, Germany or Spain. But the way some you hues speak of us, makes it look like Portugal is some european shitter NT, when it clearly isn't.

>>76241240
>But the way some you hues speak of us
>some

It's just one ffs. You have a good team, and above all some good prospects, which means it can even get better. It's just one retard alone.

File: memeball.jpg (133KB, 1024x640px) Image search: [Google]

133KB, 1024x640px

Why were Forlan and Honda the only ones who were good at kicking this thing?

Well what was the shittiest thing besides the ties in Euro 2016? The russian subhuman fans. It will be a nightmare cause of those retards.

>>76241349
Terrible ball.

>>76241080
>who is Bernardo Silva

>>76242404
A meme player. Why?

We'll bring it home this time.

Can't wait for SK levels of refball making any match with Russia top quality entertainment

>>76238068
not in that angle

Post your face when Poland is the black horse

>>76189552
Russians have vuvuzelas too?

File: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.jpg (49KB, 676x720px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 676x720px

>>76252026

>>76190357
Forgetting about their best player DeBrown

>>76213628
> but it was rat King debut as the main villian in the football universe

>>76252026
How actually?
>le can choose from literally only 45 mediocre players from domestic league team

>>76253348
We have lozhkas, so it's worse than you think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl6VC4zA7ns
To get it clear, this is an actual concept authorized by the local officials.