/hoc/ General

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Predators!

Is there anything more cuckey in sports than having to give a trophy back after you win it?

>>76187816
Watching sports

>>76187816
your mom

Will the Penguins even celebrate after winning the Cup? Feels almost redundant at this point.

>>76187816
They stanley cup wouldnt be nearly as good if they made a replica every year, its the history that makes the cup great

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Laughing SO FUCKING HARD at Ted from Akron

>>76187995

I guess we'll find out in 2045

>>76187745
When does the cup become too big?

>>76187995
Why wouldn't you celebrate winning back to back and cementing yourself as the next hockey dynasty after the red wings?

>>76187995
ya winning hundreds of thousands/millions of dollars in bonuses and having your entire year of hard work validated by being called the best, for the 2nd year in a row for the first time in like 20 years is pretty redundant.

fucking moron

GO PREDS
DESTROY CROSBY'S WHINING ASS

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>Team missed playoffs
>Get to see Ted from Akron get BTFO
>Flames Shit their pants
>Oilers win series against old men
>Predators BTFO the Hawks
>Mild get exposed
>Snes go on a good run
>"It was 3-0!!!"
>That 7-1 assraping the game after
>Caps Shit the bed again
>Sens get raped 7-0 and force a game 7

Was this the most comfy playoffs?

>>76188285
plenty more memes in store for the SCF

>>76188337
I want a final like the 2003 one, or a sweep. It would be so satisfying to see another southern team win it, but also good to see the pens win again for their 50th anniversary.

>>76188248
There are already bands that have been removed are are in the HHoF.

>>76188285
It's been fun for sure. Lots of people getting eternally BTFO which has led to a dead /hoc/ but I'll take it. Will be funny in a month or 2 when they crawl out if their holes.

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So who's starting for the finals? I feel like murray in the net will possibly lead to game 6 pittsburgh.

Fleury in the net, definite game 7 or preds in 6.

>>76188420
Unless Murray gets injured, Fleury has already played his last game as a Penguin.

>>76188420
Sullivan has made it pretty clear Murray is /hisguy/. I will miss Flower and buy his sweater wherever he ends up.

>>76188420
Murray. They aren't risking a fleury bomb. Can't wait for him to ascend into a state like roy, then get traded to Vegas or Arizona

>>76187995
dumbass

>>76188420
MURRAY
MURRAY
MURRAY

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT

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>>76188416
I still post regularly and >my team got blown out. Now like anyone on /sp/ would do I just shitpost. Skoda cup was a good time since I wasn't working during most of it.

>>76188416
I'm still suprised how the jackets just got exposed. I thought they could win some more playoff games, but they were out of fuel, and bobrovsky couldn't do it all.

Same for the flames. They looked good, but they are young

>>76188420
Pongs have zero reason to take Murray out.

>>76188508
Well to be fair they won 2 playoff games in a series which is Like a franchise record so they did have a successful season

>>76188462
there's no way he turns into roy, roy was always a nutcase his whole career.

Although I'm sure most players wish they had a career even a fraction as successful like Roy's, ending up like roy would be doing pretty fuckin good

>>76188420
In an effort to save face after drunk shittsburghians throw bananas on the ice the penguins are given special permission but the NHL and NHLPA to start Malcolm Subban in game 3.

Of course he plays like a colander but there are several dozen blog posts about how brave he played.

>>76188544
They won 1 playoff game. Half as much as their last playoffs

>>76188508
how are you surprised? They over achieved the whole year and had unsustainably great goaltending while getting totally unsustainable amounts of good bounces.

You can't have good puck luck forever

>>76188544
It was one playoff game, and it was an elimination game as well. They deserve props, but not really. They need to win a series lol

>>76188559
He does seem like a possible nutcase in the making, but I don't think so. He's too calm, collective, and doesn't hot dog the puck

Can someone explain to me how the expansion lottery is going to work? Every team puts up some players and Vegas gets to choose them or draw them?

>>76188588
I was surprised because they did have some genuinely good players, but the lack of star power and a good coach just hurt them. Plus that end of the season was brutal to them

I forget who said it, but someone pointed out that as soon as Murray was healthy enough to play, it would get into Fleury's head that all it would take is a couple bad goals and he'd lose his job for the rest of the playoffs. Sure enough. Fleury might still be the more talented goalie, but he just never can get rid of his mental issues.

>>76188416
tbf it was the pongs and it shouldve been 4-2 at the least ,game 3&5 they got super ref pucked

>>76188618
Every team can protect x Amount of players (not sure the specifics)

Then vegas chooses 1 player not protected from each of the 30 teams

Vegas also gets first crack at Free agents.

>>76188666
Basically, if the islanders do not protect someone like Anders lee or Brock Nelson or kulemin, Vegas can take them?

>>76188633
Don't think it was mental. That game 3 was the worst the pens looked all playoffs. Plus the snes got as many lucky puck bounces that 1st period as they got all series.

>>76188618
Try doing an ounce of research. I imagine there are plenty of articles written so retards like you can understand. /hoc/ is just going to give you meme or false answers.

That being said a lot of teams are going to expose players with shitty contracts since Vegas has to pay their salary plus the same amount to the former team of any players they select.

>>76188666
Is fleury really the best goalie available though? Everyone acts like its a sure thing he's going to Vegas. I mean the chances of him staying on the pens is slim to none but I dont know if Vegas will take him

>>76188691
The worst game was game 6 in the semis. They just played with nothing, but they did return in game 7

>>76188690
Exactly. They could choose 1 of them that they wanted.

>>76188691
I don't remember how all the goals went in but I remember the fourth one (which got Fleury pulled) was very weak and stoppable

>>76188711
Grubauer and smith are options, along with niemi, saros, and halak.

>>76188633
The penguins left him out to dry that game desu. Also for whatever reason the penguins just play better in front of Murray. I guess his eliteness fills them with confidence

>>76188692
Very informative post

>>76188711
Noone thinks theyd choose fleury. They think Fleury + another prospect/pick will be what they need to give Vegas to not choose Murray

I myself think theyll choose Grubauer or Korpisalo

>>76188420
THAT'S ONE! THANK YOU MURRAY! MAY WE HAVE ANOTHER! HE SHOOTS! HE SCORES! YOU SUCK!

MURRAY
MURRAY
MURRAY

YOU SUCK

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT

>>76188711
Pens would have to trade or buyout Fleury or else they're forced to protect him. Don't think it will be with Vegas desu

>>76188690
>anders lee
>took dumb penalties that cost the US the game against funland
>born and raised in Edina
>went to Notre Dame
I hope he an heroes after being selected by the knights so he never enters this state again.

What if Vegas just decides to cuck Pittsburgh and take Murray no matter the offer?

>>76188772
>Vegas taking Murray

Fuck now I know why people are scared of this shit

>>76188711
he really is the best goalie available

>>76188772
That isn't too bad for them. Grubauer and korpisalo looked solid as backups, but will they stand as a starter? Also, who will be their star forward and defenseman? Druin? Dumba? Martinez? Edler?

>>76188034
well they do make a replica every year

>>76188799
Its not a legitimate fear. If they cant find a trade for Fleury they can always buy him out, but thats a waste of cap space.

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>poortugal

Why am I even still in this country

An entire nation of impoverished retarded orange pickers and all the actual oranges for sale are somehow shit

Also >rags

>>76188034
It's all those team names with american cities etched on there by canadians we bought as slaves throughout the years

Truly historic

>>76188772
They can also protect both goalers

>>76188798
Pens will buyout Fleury's contract just to protect Murray if it comes down to it. Obviously that's worst case scenario for them and I think they'll be able to move Fleury for something even if it's a late round pick or fringe prospect.

>>76188798
Then the golden knights win their first cup in their first year, just like the W.

>>76188797
Anon, he's the islanders second best player. He's great offensively yet does have some issues with penalties. He's still young

>>76188810
Grubauer will be a good starter in a few years


Trying to figure out the forwards and dmen will cause aneurysms

>>76188832
shouldn't you be picking those oranges :^)

>>76188832
>rags

>>76188842
No they cant. Every team needs to have atleast 1 goalie exposed. Jarry hasnt played enough years to be eligible.

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>>76188810
>tfw Dumba gets selected by Vegas and has a similar career to Burns.

At least the mild have the best manlet D in the league.

Why doesn't Pekka look like a mong like the rest of funland?

>>76188863
This. He looks so good for them anyway on the caps, but that's my concern. He's like Talbot, where he's good on a team with great defense, but do we know if he will continue said play in a different place.


>>76188857
*Avalanche

I'm already sick of you retards talking about the expansion draft and being wrong about most of it. fuck off

>>76188885
Ahh right. So they were dumb enough to not some some AHL plug. But at the same time who knows how much discussion behind the scenes has gone on about the expansion draft.

Let's be honest. Rinne is the ONLY reason the Preds are in the final.

>>76188920
Oh please behind the scenes NHL man tell us how the lottery works

>hurr google it

The response of somebody that actually doesn't know how it works

Preds are literally going to protect 4 D and still lose one (Irwin)

>>76188942
>Only reason

The defense played well, the offense showed up, and laviolette has made some good moves. Rinne has saved them, but not the only reason

>>76188942
He's definitely the main reason. I mean letting in less than 2 goals a game usually means you win

Unfortunately for him and Nashville the penguins own him

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>>76188952

>>76188940
Even if Jarry played all 82 games he cant be picked. It comes down to how long youve been on a pro contract.

Had the expansion happened last year, Murray would be ineligible too, but sincr Murray played games in 2 years in AHL, and this year, hes eligible.

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>>76188942
How can you win a game if you don't score any goals? Edmonton did it but it would be hard to do it in a 7 game series. I may be wrong but I think the perds would need more than just a goaler to win 12 games.

>>76188973
The islanders owned bishop during the regular season, yet fell apart against Tampa past game one. Regular season is a different beast then the finals. Maybe rinne has their number, or he falls under

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>>76187792
Is Hikari the new mascot of the Preds now?

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>>76188866
>>76188880
>rags

But seriously, look at these "sidewalks" -- they're literally just a bunch of rocks stuck in the dirt. They don't cement around them, they're about as level as a bombed-out city, and they're the same everywhere, from little villages to the national capital. Pedestrians walk on the road because it's safer.

No wonder they think the rags are a real hockey team

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>>76188498
>>76188416
This desu

There's no hole to crawl out of from if you're never gone.

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>>76189039
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN!?!?!

>>76189024
I'm talking career games, not just one season

>Rinne career stats against the pongs
>8 GP
>1 W
>5 L
>SV% .880
>GA 3.57

But you're right rinne just needs one last memey streak

>>76189039
Planning to incite any riots while you are there?
Scouting the latest bust Benning assures you is a great player?
Does begging people to watch their league hit close to home?

>>76189105
He probably wants to forget that Shit happened, and puts it behind him. That's how the playoffs/finals work.

>>76189074

They pretty much all look like that. It's like the national good looks cap out at about a 4/10

Can't wait to get back to Spain, this entire country is an embarrassment. When your cultural high point is a Muslim occupation, you know shit's embarrassing

>>76188842
>>76188885
Wrong.

Teams can only protect 1 goalie, and any goalie with a NMC must be protected

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>>76188957
Protecting the 4 Karlssons?

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>>76189174
good luck brave soul! and be careful walking around with orange like that, someone might try to take them from you

>>76189124
>implying poortuguese have anything to riot about
>neither victory or defeat
>just a chunk of the Third World grafted onto Europe by mistake, drowning in endless mediocrity and poverty fueled by their own laziness and incompetence
>as they always have been and always will be
>except when a foreigner shows up once a millennium and brutalizes them into briefly acting like humans

You can see why the rags are their natural team

>>76189230
>>76189174
>>76189074
People like you are part of why /sp/ is the best board

>>76189226

At least the hooch is cheap and the country is so irrelevant nobody ever wants to bomb it

Can't wait to be back watching trucks in Nice

>>76189254

<3

Goodnight /hoc/

>rags
>poortugal

>>76189291
goodnight my joao
>rags

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>>76189031
Yes

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*blocks your shot*

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Thats a nice game plan you got there.... It'd be a shame if someone ruined it

>>76189368
I believe that would be illegal. Wouldnt expect much more from fans that let their team get to the brink of bankruptcy twice. Also posting /tv/ memes

>>76189332
Anything good that hikari has done?

>>76189446
>implying I'm from pissburgh

Kek

>>76189446
>malkin blocking shots is illegal

American hockey """"""""knowledge""""""""

>>76189507
>image name is mike sullivan
>very next post is also a picute of mike sullivan with no players present.
Try to keep up leaf

>>76189489
You have picked an odd avenue for falseflagging.

>>76188942
Teams making the SCF almost always are riding a hot goaler.

>>76189622
>Always riding a hot goalie

2011 canucks

>>76189647
he clearly said almost

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Who are some teams that will never win a cup?

>>76189813
Nashville

>>76189813
Sharks and sens (1992)

>>76189813

Post-expansion Toronto Maple Leafs

>>76189813
>vegas
>vanpooper
>shorks
>jest
>st louis
>buffalo

While not always the case it seems the longer a franchise exists the more accepting of mediocrity it becomes.

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>>76189813

The "State of Hockey"

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>>76189950
Pretty sure most fans are resigned to this. The only championships teams have won is WNBA and 1+1* boreball world series.

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You have been visited by they Finnish Goaltender of Good Fortune. Stanley Cup memes will come to you soon, but only if you say
>Finnish goaltending

>>76190102
>Finnish goaltending

>>76190102
Why do they have a dragonball on the shoulders?

Do you think racism has a place in today's NHL?

>>76190132
from the state flag, Titans have it too

Do you think Kippers has a place in today's /hoc/?

>>76190169
it's not racist if it's true

>>76190169
Do you think the Canucks have a place in today's NHL?

I've noticed the amount of shit talking from predditor fans has decreased a lot. It's almost like they've resigned themselves to losing.

>>76190102
>Finnish goaltending

>>76190389
Nah they went back to red dit since /hoc/ is dead this weekend.

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>>76190280

>Caps fans literally have to root for Filip Forsberg
wew

who teenage hockey here

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Is there going to be U16 or U14 hockey on when the finals are over?

Where are going to be hockeys?

>>76190635
god damn i'm hungry

>>76190635
i want food
fucking hangover and i've eaten nothing but dry bread for the day

>>76190600
This. Wtf is op going on about no hockey today

>>76190923
OHL hockey is worse than no hockey

>>76190916
well ya, you usually can't afford food when you drink all day

Pens are the good guys senpaitachi

>>76191076
Pens aren't the good guys, even with Phil Kessel

>>76191097
who?

Preds in 4

>>76191139
Preds lose in 4

>>76191160
nailed it

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Literally bet my whole bank account on Nashville.

>>76191223
5 kronor?

>>76191223
What were the odds? Just wondering who professional odds-maker expect to win.

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>>76191356
Preds are slight favorites.

>>76191356
1.6 - 2.45 for the game but I put money on Penguins u2,5 at 2.1 and Preds-1,5 at 4.65.

>>76191000
They are the same players as nhl lol
Gretzky, Lemieux, Orr, Crosby, Mcdavid all played Canadian major junior

>>76191479
For game or the series?

>>76191566
Game.

Series was something like 1.7 - 2.1 for Pongs the last I checked.

>>76191447
What is the point of this graphic?

>>76191582
1.73 - 2.45 the highest odds apparently.

>>76191264
5 more than you have you NEET cunt

Is Erie /ourguys/?

lmao guys remember when people thought minnesota would make a deep run

>>76191695
the monsters arent even in the finals

>>76191876
Barry Melrose had the nerve to say it would be Blackhawks / Capitals
And that umd would beat Denver =((((((

>>76191583
it's reddit, the website you come from

>>76191967
How is UMD now that school is out?
If you open your window can you smell superior, WI from where you live?
Or are you that faggot from the west metro?

>>76189622
>>76189647
And what do the 2011 Nucks have to do anything with this? They had a super stacked lineup with 2 future HHOF goalers in Luongo and Schneider

If Windsor let's Erie take the mem cup to USgay they should be relegated to junior A

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>>76192301
the team is full of canadians either way

usa sucks dick without canadians

>>76192362

Do you have a job Kippers?

>>76192382
Yes but they receive no financial compensation for time spent doing it.

>>76192260
not your blog you sad lonely faggot

>>76192382
He's a camwhore

>>76191563
Its also literally who players.

I was drafted to CHL lol

>>76192382
Storefront at timmies

t. Kippers husband

>>76192613
Vilardi is going to be drafted top 10, DiPietro is the top ranked goalie, there are a bunch of already drafted guys who look good too, not to mention a UFA many NHL teams are looking at in Darren Raddysh

You sucked ass, doesn't mean they do :^)

>>76192654
>hes falling for the prospect meme

90% of them will be busts.

Just go to your local junior b game. Its the same quality for half the price

>>76192670
You have no clue what you're talking about. Junior b is fucking awful, the guys who play there weren't even good enough for CIS. Comparing that to CHL is retarded

OK guys serious predictions time. Try to take your bias out of it and give at least one reason why your outcome will happen

Pens in 6. Nashville just isn't deep enough offensively

>>76192670
This is why democracy is doomed to fail

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>This decade, 2010 and beyond, there have been 4 different teams to win the cup
>3 of them were won by the Chicago Blackhawks who have an american captain
>1 by a French-Canadian captain
>2 by an American who has since been stripped of his captaincy and also is married to a trap
>1 by the best player of this generation

>Canada has 7 NHL teams
>Vancouver is captained by a swede who along with his twin brother have been the only thing keeping them from being absolutely shit
>Edmonton is captained by a Canadian who disappeared in the playoffs and told the public he is still butthurt about an injury. Their best player is German
>Calgary is captained by a goon who seeks out knee on knee contact, he was born in Toronto. Their best player is from New Jersey.
>Winnipeg is captained by a Minnesotan who hit his peak in college. It is unclear who their best player is, though it may be a Finn soon.
>Toronto currently has no captain. In my opinion the two most likely options are a Muslim or a Mexican. The best players are too young to say which is the best among them but only one is from Canada.
>Ottawa's captain is Swedish and by far their best player. He has been the best 'defenseman' in the playoffs
>Montreal's captain is from Connecticut (Connectitukian?). Their best player is from British Columbia. From a town named after a Californian city.

Hockey is clearly Canada's game.

>>76192824
you forgot to add the team with the most american players won the cup last year

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>>76192890
I stumbled through typing that out enough as it is. I almost forgot Dusthin is from jew york

Is Crosby in the top 5 of all-time?

>>76192824
Price is also half-native, it literally doesn't get any more Canadian than him.

>>76188940

>Tristan Jarry
>AHL plug

the kid was seen as a better prospect than Murray

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Do you think USA is so bad at hockey and needs Canadian players to be good because they are 63% and will be 50% in less than a decade?

>>76193028
Gretzky
Lemieux
Orr
Crosgod
Howe

>>76192754
Pens sweep in 5. Finnish goaltendies are a meme.

>>76192824
crosby isn't french canadian

>>76192936
>all those commies on the "capitals"

@76193126
Why are you so racist? Stop being so pathetically dumb. Most of the US doesnt care about hockey. There are like 4 states that produce any significant amount of NHL players and 3 of them start with an M.
Its a simple fact Cletus in Oklahoma doesnt have ice several months a year. LaDontarius in Savannah GA is in the same situation.

Stop being so fucking dumb and stop baiting.

>>76193028
Yes, even if they lose in the SCF.
The best part about Crosby's already legendary legacy is that when people discuss his greatness, most of the time it's done begrudgingly.

>>76193210
Oh shit Chara is captain isnt he? Who do you consider the best player of this generation on the bruins?

Good lord Bracco is a phenomenal skater.

Are you goofs really not watching the Memorial Cup Final? Dylan Strome is about to lose yet another tournament.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK1ASgPEal8

>>76193291
Tim Thomas

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>>76193360
KIPPERS TRIGGER WARNING

>>76193393
should have been interference penalty

>>76193360
We seem to have an issue with miscommunication. The original post claimed Patrice Bergeron was the captain of the Bruins when they won. However someone thought I was saying Crosby was French Canadian which would leave a Bruin player as the best of this generation. However Crosby is is the best player even though his brain is possibly leaking out of his ears.
A third anon thought I was asking about the the best Bruin in the last decade.

In summary new england is full of retards.

>>76193526
If no one can understand you, maybe you're the retarded one desu

>>76193497
on what?

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Who /comfythunderstorms/ here? A front is moving in but should be gone in the next hour. Some dusk/twilight storms are nice every once in awhile.

>>76192824
>Winnipeg is captained by a Minnesotan who hit his peak in college. It is unclear who their best player is, though it may be a Finn soon.
AFAIK Laine carried Winnipeg last year. He's basically guaranteed the captaincy.

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>>76193564
Certainly possible.

>>76193140
>howe

I see you never watched hockey.

>>76190102
>finnish goaltending

>>76189813
>yotes
>vegas
>buffalo
>preds
>caps

Dylan Strome: all he does is LOSE

>>76193626
are you going to get hit by the lightneingin g

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>>76193627
Wheeler isnt shit. However he has a very memorable goal during his college days which he will probably never top in the NHL. Laine, isnt going to bust. Plus Laine seems like an introvert. Just because you are the best player doesnt mean you are the captain. The Stanley Cup Finals participant Nashville Predators are a glaring example of this.

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>>76193626
thought someone in my building was moving furniture for a while but it was thunder. got my windows open now

Otters BTFO

76193733
Doubtful. There are powerlines and trees taller than my house in very close proximity. But a close (almost a neighbor) friend had a tree get struck and it fucked up some of his wiring.

Nature is a cruel mistress.

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Is he finished?

>>76193564
This type of reply only works in real life conversation, not on an internet forum where you can go back and read posts and confirm that new englanders are retarded

go spits

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>>76193755
Quite a few systems moving through the states so I wont guess where you are located. This one was pretty quick but it looks like other places are getting pissed on.

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>>76193626

That sure looked like BENIS :DDD from the thumbnail.

>>76193798
Most likely. A double ligament tear in your knee at his age. The fact he could still skate with it is the only only positive. I'd retire but im also some shitposter who would be lucky to make the cut working concessions for the nearest AHL team.

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>>76193975
no I'm not a pedophile and I don't talk to them. goodbye

Reminder that if you didn't watch the Memorial Cup then you're a casual and a pleb.

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>>76194056
>someone took several minutes to photoshop this

>>76193626
Got a nice torrential downpour on I-15 driving back from fishing earlier

>>76194101
you must be rooting for the predditors

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>>76194123
Can I root for your suicide instead?

>>76192824
>3 of them were won by the Chicago Blackhawks, who have an American captain

Stopped reading right there.

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>>76194123
>>76194123
>not wanting yinzershit faggots to have a dynasty
>'must be a predditor!'

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>>76194102
Arizona? Depending on how much earlier you are talking im not seeing much on I-15 recently. What fish you go after?

>>76194213
nobody said anything about pittsburgh what are you talking about you ape

>>76194243
Montana
Rainbow trout today

>>76194171
Toews raped and killed a sorority pledge in Grand Forks. Thank makes him an honorary american. Besides the rest of the post about your shitty teams was mostly spot on.

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PAY TRIBUTE TO THE ALPHA MALES

>>76194296
True, our teams are shitty because we don't have as many Canadians on them. The Canadian teams have too many Americans and Swedes, which is a formula for failure.

>>76194413
I don't think Americans and Swedes are the problems. I mean look at Ottawa. I'd tend more to say Russians are the problem. Just look at Montreal. They might as well calles themselves the Montreal Russians

>>76194413
the penguins had the most americans last year and the second most this year

>>76194269
ahh, must have happened earlier. Wish trout were more common here but mountain streams are nearly nonexistent.

Are you the Sea Lab poster?

>>76194413
Yet the Cup is Swedes vs. Americans this year makes ya think huh

>>76194490
Nah he's an Idahofag I think

>>76194472
>most Americans
>not even half the roster

The whole team is Crosby, Malkin, Kunitz, and Letang. Both goalies are Canadian. Kessel was lucky enough to be traded to join the ride.

>>76194582
they were the team with the most Americans.

>>76194582
and you saying Kunitz has been an important part of the pens for the last 2 years is laughable. he's on the 4th line when there's no injuries

>>76194582
>go six years with that core without winning the Cup
>add a bunch of Americans to the roster
>about to repeat
Really makes one think desu desu

>>76194582
amerisharts unironically believe shitty grinders are as valuable as generational talents.
remember their world cup of hockey roster?

>>76194640
>amerisharts
underage
> unironically believe shitty grinders are as valuable as generational talents.
a canadian actually said that right here >>76194582 I think you read the flag wrong

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>>76194664
>mad
>at sharts
pretty funny you taking credit for the plugs on the roster when a russian and a canadian carry that team

>>76194704
you must be bored

>>76194582
>12 forwards
>6 D
>4 players are the whole team
>3 players are actually playing
>the 4th is a glass bodied frog who may never play again
>1 has soup where his brain should be
>the other 2 would make any list as most ugly NHL players
Both goalers would be above average on almost any other team

Not even going to try to mention the accolades of the American players.

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Penguins for the win~~!

>>76194731
which player won the conn smythe as the best player in the playoffs?
If americans are so good at winning why have they never won a best vs best olympics?

>>76194731
he just wants to /int/ post he's sad and bored. ignore it

>>76194753
Crosby and Lemieux are Americans now deal with it. You can claim Kunitz.

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Did /hoc/ watch the E:60 profile on PK Subban tonight? I though it was breddy gud

>>76194663
My mother had breast cancer and has been clear for over a year. Until you hold your mom's hand while she falls asleep during chemo please do not joke about death. Faggot.

>>76194792
Holy shit you really are the reddit team

>>76194793
>post on 4chan
>chimp out at "edgy" death posts
>>>/reddit/ would be a safer option

>>76194753
The player with soup leaking from his nostrils. The Conn Smythe was a crapshoot but should have gone to Letang

>>76194774
I am bored too.

>>76194778
i was trying to think of a single american player i would claim but other than that greasy rapist I wouldnt take any of them. maybe matthews if he doesnt sophomore slump and crumble under the pressure

>>76194857
For watching E:60...?

>>76194882
Yeah

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>>76194859
Ill ignore most shitposts but that one was so blatantly dumb i was compelled to respond.
Besides being 'edgy' has been shit on for years, why stop calling out newfags now? Cancer sucks penisdick.

>>76194882
pretty much

>>76194861
oh, another canadian. cool

>>76194945
you must be new

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>>76194867
Name 6 better Canadian D than Suter.

>>76194663
/heem/, not even once.

>>76194988
Is being a misanthrope a badge of honor?

>>76195011
Doughty
Burns
Keith
Subban
Weber
Muzzin
Spurgeon
Letang
Pietrangelo

>>76195119
You must be a Preds fan

>>76195128
Unfortunately for you saying things doesn't make them true

>>76195190
Unfortunately for you, Ryan Suter is incredibly overrated.

>>76195215
And you've made it clear that you're not biased at all

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ᶫᵃᵘᵍʰᶦᶰᵍ ˢᴼ ᴴᴬᴿᴰ ᵃᵗ ᵗᵉᵈ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵃᵏʳᵒᶰ

>>76195128
>Doughty
Exposed pretty hard, if he was injured and rebounds. acceptable.
>Burns
Shoot from the blue line babby
If there were no powerplay he would be playing in Iowa. Still probably netter though.
>Keith
Yes although his rageouts are pretty laughable
>Subban
Have you watched him try to play D?
>Weber
Josi/Suter babby
>Muzzin
Who?
>Spurgeon
Using a linemate as an argument, really?
>letang
Glass cannon. Even without the brain health he still had a stroke.
>Pitetrangelo
Do you honestly think he is better than Suter?

>>76195128

Remove Weber, Muzzin and Spurgeon and you're right.

>>76195335

>dumb rhetorical question about pietrangelo is considered an argument

Your whole post is trash. Amically kys.

>>76195335
Only one that is remotely debateable is peitrangelo, they are pretty similar in playstyle, although I gave the edge to peitrangelo because he has a pretty good slapper and ryan suter shoots like a jr b enforcer

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>>76195404
I made 9 arguments and you chose 1 which happened to the the last. You also called out my my statement without providing any proof to the contrary. When I do end my life I doubt I will take any solace that a dumb fucking leaf wished I did.

>>76195422
So that is three maybe four?

Am I the only white american male that doesn't give a shit about hockey?

>>76194920
>>76194965
First time I've ever watched it. If they profiled a player from your team you'd probably watch

>>76195558
nah I wouldn't watch espn, especially not a racebaiting story on espn, and I defintely wouldn't say it was pretty good afterwards

>>76195539
No. Look at the ratings of african handball, its lack of parity, referee influence, and personal egos. But you probably already like it for those reasons anyways.

You can always change.

Ian Cole is the best defenseman in the league

>>76195574
There was only like 5 minutes of "muh n-word," it really wasn't too bad

>habs still THIS salty he's gone

>>76195592
>its lack of parity
desu with you senpai 8 of the last 9 cups are about to be won by only 4 different teams

>>76195632
sounds like 5 minutes way too much. niggers call niggers nigger all the time they need to stop crying over it

>>76195672
He didn't cry about it. Unlike Adam Jones in the MLB he didn't blow it up into some huge deal, he said it doesn't reflect the sport or city and that he doesn't even think of himself as a "black hockey player"

>>76195723
in the preview his dad says he literally came to him crying about it

>>76195634
I am unaware of senpaing ive done. However every losing team in the final was different.

>>76195738
He wasn't literally a kid. And his dad basically told him to get over it and not worry about it. Race bait BS by MSESPN is gay but you're picking the wrong battle with PK

I like preds to win this. Pens just squeeked by against a better Sens team and I don't think they are gonna win.

>>76195870
>Sens
>better team

They were more lucky and resilient then the pens. Malkin, Crosby, Murray, Kessel, and bonnino were bound to help them win

>>76194704
what compels an american to shit themselves

>>76195989
Cheap diet pills advertised on TV that give you diarrhoea.

Very intimidated by number one center Colton Sissons.

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What team is mako rooting for?

>>76196237
how does the trap work when there's no string on the stick

fucking retarded

>>76196237
mako:
>dynfuctional family and lives in a slum

isles:
>dynfuctional organization and plays out of a meme arena

its the isles

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>>76196290
Wouldn't mind ball head as /ourgirl/

>>76195128
I'm a Kings fan, but Muzzin? What the fuck are you high on

>>76194093
To win the Memorial Cup, you need to be your own league's Playoff champion OR the organizer AND then beat all other league's champions.

What the fuck.

pawnshop ghost & garbage

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Rinne will win desu

>>76196127
The one that scored the clutch hat trick?

Face it, our benchwarmers are better than 95% of the league

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>yfw Crosgod wins another for da burgh

>>76196468
what nationality is he

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>>76196468
Crysby is as overrated as da burgh

>>76196474
cambodian i believe

Can't wait to see how many dumbshit penalties Neal and Malkin take this series.

Larry o'brien>stanley cup

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>>76196507
Calder Cup > Lard Stanley's Cuck

>>76196522
Meme trophy

>>76196507
Nba has the most disgusting trophy by far

>>76196495
damn, all the best players are asian

must be the best race on earth

>>76196485
Don't worry, the bandwagon will thin out once they go home down 0-2.

Big guys not welcome

>>76196555
>bandwagon
>Not cuntville

>>76192288
>>76192288
Can someone answer this please?

>>76196776
Really retard? Neither of them were "hot" and like you said yourself they had a stacked lineup

>>76193360
/thread

>>76193526
Tim Thomas was the whole reason they won those ploffs, he was absolutely solid that year to the point he broke the record for highest save percentage which was .937 or some shit like that during the regular season.

Am more excited about the drafts than the finals tbqhwy

>>76196822
tim was a beast in the regular season, but i'm not sure his playoff dominance was due to him being that good or the canucks falling flat that hard. i mean tampa bay zero problems lighting him regularly in the series right beforehand

>>76195870
>better sens team
>literally get there by their goalie outperforming and some meme game plan

Fucking lol

>>76196485
>haha man look at how big our bandwagon has gotten! Tickets aren't even affordable to the average citizen of Nashville haha!

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I wand da gup

>>76197077
There's a lot of things I want, including a Cup.

But I've accepted that I'm never going to get many of those things.