Official /turnleft/ Coca-Cola 600 @ Charlotte Motor Speedway

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First for Brian France

Can this race not be shit please

>>76186944

I wouldn't count on it. As awesome as Charlotte is as a venue, and no matter how good of a job NASCAR does putting this event together, the track surface is not good for racing right now. Clean air wins, especially at night.

They put a substance in upper groove to try and give another groove...but I doubt it works.

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No concessionposts tonight, although I did see these delicious Heart Attack Nachos at Indy. BBQ potato chips topped with severap scoops of cheese sauce and about 8 oz of deep fried bacon bits.

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>>76187010
The track is full of VHT in the corners

NASCAR secretly laid down VHT before the all star race on the low line only (what the fuck were they thinking?)

The drivers noticed it, and NASCAR went back and put VHT on the top line in the corners as well

Didn't seem to change much judging from yesterday
Brian France is a fucking clown

That stuff will help high line a little, like maybe cars that can't run bottom get another option...But low line will win here as usual. All star race sucked and so will tonight's. It's the track.

Still 3 stages with extra 100 miles?

>>76187215
Four stages so be prepared for a 4+ hour race

>>76186944

Cookie Cutters are shit.

Atlanta used to be fun for a 1.5 mile track but that's kinda changed too.

Homestead is the best 1.5 track probably on the schedule now.

>>76187215
4 stages today.

>>76187215

Four stages

What are stages? Sorry, new to /turnleft/

>>76187303
Race is split into segments. Top 10 at each segment receive playoff points for the last 12 races where the points standings gets reset for the top 16

>>76187303

Long story short, race is broken into segments. After each segment there's a caution and top ten gets points.

Why is Kyle Larson starting in the back today?
He took no time in qualifying.

>>76187405
His car didn't make it through inspection in time

>>76187303
Races are worse and have even more gimmicks.

We're reaching maximum over gimmick.

>>76187303
They are like the sprint races in A1 back in the day, but they make up the whole race distance.

Rolling for winner

>>76187525
Kahne?

>>76187374
That's the dumbest thing I've ever read. Why is Brian still in charge?

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reddit has already had multiple nascars. 4chin car when?

>>76187611
We don't dump money in the toilet here; we let the admin do that.

>>76187683
they got >>76187611 pic related for free

NASCAR should let big teams add a fifth car here or there to bring crossover drivers. It could bring new eyes to the racing. I bet there's a lot who'd be interested in trying.

Shoehorning blacks into NASCAR is a smart move. Diversity is strength.

>>76186614
muh troops buy this for muh troops itll totally help the vets

>>76187923

Black guy here.

I don't need nascar to cater shit specifically for me. I watch Nascar because I like it. (Not as much these days but during the pre-chase era. That shit was awesome and I didn't need any "black" things to bring me into the sport.)

I do hope Bubba becomes good but I'm not here trying to like pray that someone like Bill Lester wins and shit. I like the sport for what it is. The best and most fearless drivers winning by any means necessary. Regardless of the consequences.

Fuck Brian France though, we gotta kill that cracker. Ruining Nascar at a high rate.

>>76186614
i hope it rains

>>76188051
no rain today in Charlotte

>>76187103

All I had at Charlotte last week were some Bojangles Chicken Supremes. We had that, a Papa John's, and the Media Center buffet in the infield.

>>76188157

Slight chance early but even if delay we'll get race in cuz clear tonight

>>76188022
>>76187923
Another Black man here. Been a fan of the sport for almost 14 years here. Would love to see a black name make his way into cup now. But I kinda hold the same views. The thing is I cheer for Bubba hard because it's been awhile since we've had someone notable in the sport.

I just wish that Bubba wouldn't wreck out every race.
>TFW he was gonna get a top 5 but his crew spaghetti'd and her spun out.

>>76188171
I was surprised that there weren't a lot of food trucks around the track. there were less souvenir trailers than I expected as well. A lot more sharing of trailers than there used to be.

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>tfw after Jr. retires France will sperg out and introduce more gimmicks to try to keep the “casual” audience

stream?

>>76188305
lol

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>>76188357
Monster Energy Unlimited Cup when?

Potential thunder showers 60-90 minutes out from the track but showers forecast to decay after hitting track. Race start likely delayed by an hour but will likely get the full race in.

>>76188413
Rev up that vortex effect fellas

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OMFG there's literally an in-field slum town

>>76188577
It ain't slum prices to get there, m8.

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Official roll for winner

Stream:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCB3JqqSKcAk6k34zCfOexog/live

>freedom isn't free
fucking autism

How long until this semen slurping race begins lads?

acestream pls

Gordon was the only one who knew what to say during the recap of F1 and Indy. He should have given the report himself, uninterrupted.

This commentary is consistently bad. Retire DW.

>>76188665

Like a half hour till green flag. Saluting the flag, the anthem, penis inspection and the pre race prayer should all be starting soon.

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Man that Indy race was great, in fact the Nurburgring 24hrs was.

I'm powering though this as well.

>>76188577
Pictured is the greatest party you will never get to experience.

>>76188724
I used to be a massive DW fan.

He's overstayed his welcome.

>wellness bracelet ad

only burgers could fall for this

>>76188753
who won Nurburgring?

>>76188753
monaco the worst """race""" once again

>>76188724
A shame Gordon never took a shot at Indy himself. Most certainly would have picked up a meme win post split

>>76188753

Indy was fantastic. Charlotte is a snoozefest in these cars tho. I went and bought booze just in case. Hopefully the racing is good but I have my doubts.

Wish this weekend was at a better track.

>>76188777
Audi 1st
BMW 2nd
Audi 3rd

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What are we drinking this evening?
pic related for me

>>76188737
Kind of fishy how some drivers make it through penis inspection every week but cute boys like Larson repeatedly get pushed to the back of the line. Obvious conspiracy.

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Rain incoming. Bout 30 mins away.

Won't last long tho and the forecast is clear tonight.

Would kek if they put a second coat of VHT Jizz and it rains before the race.

>>76188785
I bet Gordon could have won in any car he wanted to get in. Same with Smoke.

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>Pre-race feature on Clean Air making the field its bitch

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>/missdale/

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I want to have some beers with Jr

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rolling for winner

Reminder that Darrell Waltrip has one this race FIVE TIMES! GOAT

>literally glorifying the clean air meme
snorefest incoming

>>76188901
Next year we'll get to drunkpost with Jr. every week.

>>76188908
>JOONYA

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rollin' for winner

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G R I D W A L K
R
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W
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>>76188932

For all the technology and engineers and the countless millions of r&d poured into this sport, I can't believe they've never been able to get a hold of the clean air meme. Especially when the truck series has had such good racing for many years now.

>>76188955
>Cope
That would be the biggest meme win ever.

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>>76188901

>you will never hang out on Jr's property with him, TROOX, >Bred, Blaney, TJ Majors and guys from Hendrick motorsports and have some beers

LAS VEGAS ODDS:
TrooX 4/1
Gimmie, Larson, Harvick 6.5/1
Bread, Kryle 7/1
Logonzo 8/1
Lelliot 12/1
Kenseth 15/1
Denny, Blaney 18/1
Krut 25/1
Clit, McMurray 28/1
Kahne, Joonyear, 40/1
Jone 60/1
Newman, Steakhous 75/1
Autism 100/1
Bane, Suarez 150/1
MuhNards, Almondinger 300/1
Ty Dillon, Regan Smith, Danica 500/1
FIELD 250/1

rolling for 1st car out

My dog is German
My coffee is Colombian
My IT is Indian
My car is English
My food is Italian
My TV is Japanese
My diamonds are South African
My licorice is Australian
My computer is Chinese
My wine is French
And I am an American.

Why can't you Trump voting rednecks just accept that multiculaturalism and globalisation benefits everyone in the entire world, including third world countries?

Oh and 22 dead Brits is nothing compared to the carnage they caused during the Crusades.

>>76189013
>My car is English
You drive a Morgan?

>we appreciate everything you do right, Martin
Implying there are unappreciated wrongdoings. Do Michael and Martin not like each other?

@76189013
Kill yourself.

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>>76189013

>>76189013
My sense of humor is Garbage.

>>76188982

It's because the management's only concept of trying to improve the racing is "Get them to draft and put plates on them so we can have PACK RACING!"

This is what I envision the average conversation between Brian France and the R&D center to be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmLh1sSFs8Y

>>76189003
Danica has a decent car tonight.

>>76189013
You drive a TVR?

>>76189035
>My jimmies are rustled

>>76189047
I found it funny that the bookies set Ty Dillon and Danica Patrick both at 500/1

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>muh god

Should I be drinking Coke or Monster during the race? I'm confused!

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>muh God

MOTHERFUCKING BATTLE TESTED TIRES!

Colonel sanders?

Return them to their... families.

Is anyone doing the double header this year? Racing in the indy 500 then this one?

>>76189013
>English cars
This better be pasta

>Thank God I'm American

Topkek, you're actually British, the Declaration of Independence was an illegitimate act of aggression, and the >U>S>A remains a British colony

Boomhauer on da mic

P R A I S E
R
A
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S
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J E B U S
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B
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S

>>76189071
Drink monster snort coke

>>76189088
no

Guys in skirts for the national anthem

I'm embarrassed to be American right now

>>76189080
top kek

>>76189071
Both.
And a Budweiser.

>>76188370
REDDIT LEAF STREAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfOLUUeFa5I

Rolling for winner.

Traditional American bagpipe song.

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>Appropriating Scottish culture near me

Did Spock die?

WHY ARE THEY SHOOTING BULLETS INTO THE CROWD

>>76189109
and smoke a Winston cigarette

>>76189094
You haven't any guns left to settle that issue with you unfortunate bong
also, fuck the queen

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You now remember based Hula Hoop guy from this race 4 years ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4djlhJlqCIY

>>76189107
*america the beautiful

I have even more shame to my country and will now sudoku

are they gonna fire those canons and make the race like mario kart

>>76189095
huehue

>>76189100
Lolz.
>>76189094
Stay mad

And people thought the 500 was soaked in patriotism.

>muh troops

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ugh

>NASCAR refusing to let Indy out-'Merica them

nice audio mixing kek

>tfw no mike patton national anthem

>rockets red glare
>they fire red rockets

POTTERY
O
T
T
E
R
Y

>autisms gold digger jumping

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nvr forget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J74y88YuSJ8

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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>>76189197
He should do the prayers every weekend

>>76189186

Remember the time some pre-race fireworks went astray and signed Autism's firesuit?

>>76189200
what if the guy driving the truck got too close to the fence and the steel beam hit it lel

>>76189222

at the speed he was going it'd have been a pretty bad wreck

but i'm sure he knew how far to stay over

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>Danica will never fall asleep in your arms after the 600

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>>76189200

>mfw this was done unironically

Wonky chord version.

Do people in other countries sing weird renditions of their own national anthems before sporting events? This can't be exclusively an American/Star Spangled Banner thing.

https://youtu.be/uLDDvlcNSMo

/r/ing flippity flop crash Webm from Indy today

>>76189251
It is

Rolling for tenth place car.

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>>76189255

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>>76189245

>>76189246
Why does that surprise you, Ameriboo?

>cookie cutter tri ovals
See you lads next week

how many bings until start?

SHUT UP AND GET ON WITH IT

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yall ready for a jwl snoozefest?

Oh fuck I was fucking excited for the long race tonight then I remembered stage racing.

Fuck

Isn't Channing Tatum a bottom?

Calm down, Channing.

JAMMMANNNNN START YOUR ENGINEEEESSSSS

Did Tatum do cocaine before going out there?

>>76189278

I hate how their rear ends are essentially launch ramps in crashes like this.

>>76189301
>>76189309
>>76189318
lmao did he dress like an inbred redneck on purpose?

>>76189278
fuggg

I still can't believe he's not hurt

>Channing Tatum for the command
I miss Kevin James.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vfcp_Ahh-tY

>>76189297
Power bottom.

>>76189278
<3

>>76189138
Thank you, based anon. Im grilling some brauts with my dad and he liked this.

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This shit should have been 3 stages
100 / 100 / 200
And to make it worse, competition cawshun at 25
Fucking Brian France

>>76189284
10/10 ass

>>76189330
His head was literal inches away from hitting the outside of that >safer barrier

>>76189322
At the speeds they're going, everything is a launc ramp.

ad-free stream somewhere?

>>76189328
Larry The Cable Guy was on last week in a Dick Trickle shirt.

I looked it up on the google

what to eat, blaze pizza, burgerFi, or chicken salad chick?

Also inb4 Gimmie leads every lap

>>76189284

>please pay attention to me, the post

Fucking hell she's desperate.

>>76189278

One of his tires came close to hitting his head.
Almost landed fatal on the wall.
All kinds of bad possibilities on the spinning upside down landing after the wall hit.


So fucking lucky.

>>76189334
hes actually a huge prick in real life

Molson tastes like ass, to be honest.

>>76189330
A spectator caught some daybrie though.

>>76189094
>this nigger

We don't even speak the same language, Ameriboo.

>>76189370
The ads are part of the experience!

>>76189361

yeh prolly unavoidable with how light those cars are.

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First turnleft race I've watched this year

How shitty has this season been so far, lads?

>>76189400
I'm drinking our version of it, Lone Star.

>>76189397
why am i not surprised?

>>76189284
>too much ass

>>76189370
>ad-free
>America

>>76189381
I was going to make beer brats tonight on the grill if the wind dies down (because muh charcoal and propane sucks for grilling).

You should grill too anon

>>76189410
>being this brainwashed

fucking burgers

>>76189168
>SSG
>novice parachutist wings

Disgusting....

Rolling for winner

They should just run this race on the infield legends cars oval
That would be entertaining as fuck

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>you will never suck a wet fart out of danicas sweaty ass after 600 miles of racing

>>76189389
more danica booty/workout selfies plz

Coke 600
Pepsi 400
Southern 500

All should be races for unique paint schemes.

>>76189428
YOU DON'T OWN ME

>>76189135

>Winston cigarette

If you're going to kill yourself at least do it with fags that taste good. Winstons are bottom of the barrel tier.

>>76189370
http://cricfree.sc/watch/live/nascar-monster-energy-cup-coca-cola-600-live-streaming

Premier stream.

Don't click anyting though, as it's all adware.

>>76189428
I only watch tv for the funny commercials. And then i watch the commercials again on YouTube and talk about them at work for weeks.

>>76189423
this guy dates only Asian women it seems

>>76189452
Bristol night race as well.

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>>76189442

iktfb

>>76189415
Racing has been Decent. Plenty of competitive cars each week

>>76189428
>he doesn't like /watercoolerdale/

>>76189410
Fuck off Schlomo.

>>76189442

if she auctioned her undies after the race she'd make so much cash. i'd love to get a sniff of that sweaty butt and pussy./

>>76189415
It's been okay so far. Steakhouse winning at Talladega has been the highlight so far.
I'm not expecting much out of this race though.

>>76189476
daytona sucked. Talladega was entertaining. all star race sucked. Bristol was actually exciting again

>>76189370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQbx7GqHGAk

>>76189415

It hasn't been bad. There's been some good racing. The cars and drivers are there, it's just that some tracks are awful so no matter what they do it's still gonna be boring.

>>76189186
Those must've been really loud to make neurotypicals jump.

>>76189165
Support our troops. We'll need them to overthrow the government.

how many bings?

>>76189415
Been a great season so far.

This race will be ass, though...

>>76189415
Good start to the season compared to recent years because Toyota isn't dominating.

Larson and Blaney look good.

>>76189502
Cars rolling now

>>76189502

starting now

>>76189442
You'll get over it if you make it out of puberty one day.

Is the propaganda over yet?

Can there be racing now?

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Who /roush/ here

>>76189496
>fs1

Jesus Christ, there's a black guy in the stands.

>>76189530
The propaganda never ends.

>>76189530
It never ends.

>>76189530
No

Bask in the glory of the greatest country that has ever graced this planet

>f! autists ruining all threads this weekend
angry but too tired to even bother anymore

>>76189530
it lasts all race long here

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>coke 600
>bigger than Indy

>>76188989
Jr. with the 10/10 shoe choice as always

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Who /ragsinabox/ here?

Boogity

>Every other motorsport is ignoring the Burgerking 24 race

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>>76189496
what a graphic lel

>>76189542
>>76189543
>1 second

kek

>>76189538

black guys in the south love motorsports. i went to the NHRA southern nationals a few weeks ago and probably 30% of the guys in the stands were black dudes (the good kind of black people). they get along just fine with the whites here.

>>76189530
This race is propaganda.
The tires for this race every year have Support Our Troops written on them in place of Goodyear Eagle.

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>>76189549
>he says in English

Shut up, I watched AFL during Anzac Day. It's the same shit.

>>76189574
they dont want to overload their poor burger brains.

als what the fuck did the commentator just say? is he high?

>>76189584

Its memorial day for fuck's sake. get over it if you get butthurt. wait until you see july 4th and the fireworks.

are there any BIG JUANS at charlotte?

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>krylebuschleadslol

>>76189582
I was out of the country for a while this spring. When I got back it was fucking jarring to see flags and ribbons everywhere.

>>76189570
>inb4 tub of towels
I'm sorry i ever posted that false God

>>76189605
not that kind of track

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>>76189570
For you.

>>76189593
>>76189574
Because literally no one cares about sportscar racing in America.

Paul Menard is sponsored by Menard's

Do you think they planned that? Lol

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>kyle busch already pulling away
welp time to change the chanel

>>76189464
Official Cigarette of the NASCAR Winston Cup™

dubs and busch fucking dies

none of these rednecks would be able to finish a lap at monaco

>>76189613

well bless your heart.

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>>76189570
Those things aren't even solution soaked though

For me, it is the Tub O' Towels that is the superior choice in cleansing wipes

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>>76189633

>>76189574
And yet here you are, Ameriboo.

>>76189628
DADDYS COMPANY

>>76189628
he;s literally the son of John Menard the founder of Menards

>>76189628
No, definitely just a coincidence.

>>76189641
Gee Tee Eff Oh

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>>76189633
THANK YOU

>>76189633
wew

>>76189628
>He is the son of Midwestern home improvement tycoon John Menard Jr., founder of the Menards chain.

Where my nigga Jimmie at

>>76189584
>pink for cancer awareness is propaganda
>blue for autism is propaganda

>>76189645
>ameriboo
Nah, I just enjoy cars going fast.

>>76189628
Lel

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>>76189633

>>76189633
which one tho?

>>76189633
w-which one?

>they have to spray glue on the track to try to make good racing


Hahahahhahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahha
hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahah
ahahahahahhaha

>>76189673
Both.

>>76189670
>>76189673
jeb

>Rookie Ryan Blaney
What did he mean by this?

>Euro spelling: tyre
>American spelling: tire
>Confederate spelling: tare

>>76189632
>>76189464
Fun fact, NASCAR originally started out with stage racing Up until Winston started sponsoring it and changed the format

>>76189670
>>76189673
both

>>76189628
I hear Paul Menards is fucking Mr. Menards and that's how he got the job.

>black people

>>76189605
No Talladega-style clusterfucks, but Charlotte can offer up some decent crashes.

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>>76189683

GUYS

NAMES ARE BACK ON COKE

PICK UP ONE WITH YOUR NAME ON IT TODAY

Storms look like they're gonna pass just to the north. But will be really close. Could get a little rain in the next few mins.

>>76189693
Don't worry, the vortex will handle it.

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>>76189633
I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

BASED HANS

>>76189693
V O R T E X
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>>76189678
God help us

>>76189693
i wouldn't mind. this is already a snoozer. monday racing or 11pm racing on a sunday is fine too

Is there such a thing as nascar fan fiction?

>>76189683
The only man who couldn't get Americans to clap. rip

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I am so fucking tired of this Ebay commercial and all these other >muh strong women commercials

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>>76189697

>>7618958

We don't speak British, nigger, we speak American.

Kurt Busch visited my class in 5th grade

>>76189727
You don't want to go down that rabbit hole.

>>76189727
Don't invoke its name, fool.

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https://twitter.com/yuzuzu1018/status/868920720016855040

>>76189685
It’s actually tar you uneducated Yankee

>>76189736
Kurt fucked your 5th grade teacher.

>>76189628

RCR: Rich Children Racing

>>76189617
>>76189605
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0VJUzNGtzk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYixmSeIxd8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu8eODmcdl0

>>76189705
I only ever saw my name on fucking Diet Coke last time.

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>>76189727
>NASCAR fan fiction

>corporate sponsorship fucking everywhere
still need 5 minutes of commercials every 10 minutes
god, i hate america

>>76189736

No kidding, he visited my school when I was in kindergarten after he won the all star race. he gave us all a sticker.

COCA-COLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LET'S DRINK AWAY

lmao bye bye Brad

>>76189715
>>76189711
>Low pressure systems have counterclockwise circulation
>NASCAR races counterclockwise

That'll only make things worse.
The solution is to race clockwise.

Haha what just happened

>BRED

LELLIOT IS KILL

BREAD IS KILL

Oh for fucks sake

HERE WE GO

>keklowsi

Bread
Chase

>BREAD

>>76189665
And yet here you are on our site, enjoying our race, with your fellow Ameriboos.

It's o.k., Ameriboo, we understand. You're welcome here.

BIG JUAN

>>76189738
>>76189745
>>76189765
should i be scared?

RIP BREAD
DONE IN BY A BACKMARKER

>>76189764
>yfw Coca Cola called you fat

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>>76189683

NO BRAD NO

ARCA brakes

What the fuck

THAR'S OLL EVRUHWHER

What the hell happened to Chase?

>CHASE BTFO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
CHASE BTFO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>CHASE BTFO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
CHASE BTFO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
CHASE BTFO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
CHASE BTFO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>CHASE BTFO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
CHASE BTFO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>CHASE BTFO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
CHASE BTFO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

That's some DAMN fine driving, Brad!

>Bread ARCA braked Chess

BIG JUAN

>ARCA BRAKES

>Jeffrey Earnhardt's shitbox didn't blow up in front of Kryle
why.jpg
>Chess' car literally exploded for no apparent reason

Who activated Chase's car early?

>>76189803
kek, i heard it too

>blown engine
Honda's NASCAR debut?

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>Shitty field filler fucking everything up

78 and 48 seem to have some damage

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>shitter takes out 2 cars that can win

>>76189727
Don't go there friendo

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>this race
>this livery
>this crash

POTTERY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15JCb6P60Vw

>even the towtrucks have numbers
When's their race?

>>76189820
cope