/heem/

THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON

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Real thread right here

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I SAID I LOVE YOU!

Can we ban cuckposters?

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>>76186368
I just came home from work can I rewatch the fight somewhere?

>>76186461
gus won that fight though.

>>76186450
>>76186479
We can start with your flag in that case.

>>76186461
The fight really puts Rumble's power in perspective doesn't it

>>76186461
i wonder what gus's fiancee feels when she sees this

>>76186501
Americans are literally behind 90% of cuckshit I see on boards with flags, you invented it

>>76186519
can't wait for that rematch when gus destroys that dumb nig

>>76186489
torrent it tomorrow

>>76186553
idiot lol

>>76186570
tack familj

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>>76186479
Schaub posters are allowed unfortunately

>>76186489
Eventually everything ends up on mma-core, just hang tight

>>76186553
>>76186519
Like pottery

From Wiki:

>"In May 2017, he became engaged to his girlfriend Moa after defeating Glover Teixeira in his hometown of Stockholm, Sweden."

how the fuck did someone already edit it in?

why cant gustafson beat black men? serious question. all his losses are from black guys. they cant really be that superior right?

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Gus won one round against a deleted fighter

Hes shit

>>76186617
wait for the rematch cuckboi

>>76186617
Look at his tattoo. It's his fetish.

>>76186609
Amerikaner kan inte släppa tanken på negrer och vita kvinnor, förstår det inte alls

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Is theur any stream with Joe Rogan on? Should I stop watching now that Gustafsson is done?

>>76186659
Is this how casuals are born?

>>76186617
Jimi Manuwa

>>76186628
that fucking forehead is legendary. she has a full projector screen

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>>76186628
is she telepathic?

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I feel uncomfortable by all the Swedish flags in here right now.

>>76186675
Nah prob not gonna follow UFC except maybe a Gustafsson title fight

>>76186685
I think it's just the ponytail and light that makes it look fucked up

Miesha "Tate" Cuckunov threw the fight.

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Does anyone have a webm of Gustav running away?

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>>76186700
Muslims are scary, anon

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>>76186740

This 2bh. He was doing the same in the DC fight.

>>76186787
Why is big jon so biased?
>Uh stop bullying Conor

>>76186461
And yet Johnson is fucking retired to go sell weed lmao

>>76186830
McCarthy's such a fucking dick

>oliveira_chin_grab.webm

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>>76186740

>>76186617
He loses on purpose because it is a law in Sweden.

>>76186505

It puts kicks to the head into perspective.

>>76186740
>>76186787

That'd be glorious. One webm that edits out everything except the running and the final combo.

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Peaches are a beast my guy!

>>76186384
>anyone on /heem/ in charge of knowing mma

>>76186612
editing it in takes exactly the same amount of time that your shitpost did

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Strean with Joe Rogan plz

>>76186617
he has been conditioned to submit to his masters

SCHAUB CONFIRMED FIGHTING ON THE BELLATOR MSG CARD

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/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC 212

Jose Aldo vs. Max Holloway
Claudia Gadelha vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
Vitor Belfort vs. Nate Marquardt
Paulo Borrachinha vs. Oluwale Bamgbose
Erick Silva vs. Yancy Medeiros

>>76187022
No one in the world would have predicted a perfect score-card. It's like playing the lottery.

>>76187083
are you retarded?

>>76187126
????

>>76187096
have you not seen the picks before? we had like 6 winners for a 6 fight card a few weeks ago

>Fake picks loser who is also the shob autist who is also the scat spammer

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>>76187090
Aldo
Clawja
Vitor
Paulo
Silva

>>76187149
he said he's doing a break down. basically he's doing the big brown breakdown for bellator live. where did you hear that he's fighting?

>>76187183
I thought that's what he was talking about, but he kept saying he signed a 1 fight contract

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I'd literally roundhouse any of you bitches out of existence

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>>76186994
Not even you can bring me down this Sunday. Comfy fights with a hint of spice. Already a great day!

>>76187214
Small.

>>76187158
yup. img_xxx Schaub guy is scatspammer, /mma/, fake picks, Schaub, and Danis poster.

>>76187158
>fake picks
>picks taken and goofed and image the first reply in thread
really makes you think

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>>76187232

https://streamable.com/nplnv

>>76187271
It's first in the other thread too. Almost like someone with a 4chan pass was smashing the refresh button to get the first post in.

Really does fire up the ol' cerebral cortex

>>76187344
>moving the goal posts
i went through 4 captchas to get those picks 1st don't get mad just because you're slow af

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>>76187327
He made a mistake. Big whoop.
>>76187344
I don't make threads ever. I didn't take fake picks. It's a different guy. You probably won't believe me but whatever.

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>tfw didn't watch any of the fights but going to shitpost here as if i did

>>76187399
I've done this for literally every card. I invented doing this. I started doing it when Sherdog was created lol

Who let coral springs scatman back on /sp/?

>>76187457
His 30 day ban expired

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>>76187232
is it hard work being this fake?

post fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZiIAfAW9Ac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZiIAfAW9Ac

>>76187469
Much less work than getting worked up and upset.

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>>76187457
he is contractually obligated to post during the live podcast

>>76187460
Why did he get banned for 30 days? He doesn't even post anything that warrants a 1 day ban as far as I can tell.

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>>76187504
I got banned for spamming because someone was imitating me. I admit I got baited pretty hard by it. The guy successfully got me off topic.

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cirkunov got caught, he wins that fight 9 times out of 10
if the fight had gone on longer, volkan would have been tapped
bandwagoners are going to hop on volkan's dick until he loses his next fight

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Should I get this?

expensive desu

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>>76187482
>projection

>>76187539
Tainted win. Rothwell got USADA'd and exposed as a fraud. Couldn't even land a shot on JDS.

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>>76187526

>>76187538
No

just roll in your wife beater and basketball shorts

>>76187539
*gallops towards you*

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>>76187523
>yfw it was me

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>>76187538
if you want to spend the extra money
one without all the decorations on it would work just as well

What's preventing a loser like Misha Cuckonov from having 500 people bet against him getting KO'd in the 1st round?

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>>76187526
.

>>76187588
I admit it. You got the better of me in that exchange.

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>>76187572
you will remember me until the day you die

>>76187602
It's only 10 pounds extra than a plain one, they're all equally expensive.

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Pray for Magana.

>>76187672
what an annoying bitch wmma was a mistake

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>>76187633
Probably not but you'l remember me ;)

Presser is live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZiIAfAW9Ac

>>76187610
Nothing, but what almost always happens in throws is that the fighters will arrange a submission finish and grapple. It's almost impossible to fake a punch KO and make it look realistic. I agree that the finish looked very strange though, I wonder if Cirkunov got knocked out in sparring or something.

>>76187621
You're talking to an imitator I think.

>>76187742
>It's almost impossible to fake a punch KO and make it look realistic.
P4P one of the dumbest things I've ever read on /heem/

>>76187271
why do you think being first in a thread makes your mspaint pics real? you spam those picks and barely get any responses. why do it?

>>76187736
I already FUCKING posted it. >>76187473
You know what a loser you are you piece of shit? do you know how worthless you are? you should learn to pay attention to detail next time cause im sick of your shit. God i hate you.

>>76187693
I bet you love platinum perry though

>>76187824
he doesn't cry about getting punched 24/7 you idiot

>>76187772
Well what do you feel are some other examples of realistic looking fake KOs?

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Enkamp is 15 years old

>>76187896
You're really saying it's hard to fake getting KO'd?

That was the most cringe worthy proposal I've ever seen. Why are Scandinavians and Germans so socially awkward?

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>>76187967
literally cringed

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My boy is coming for that belt

>>76187978
>>76187967
>c-cringe
are you twelve? fuck off

>>76188032
It's reddit wwe aspie lingo. Ignore the losers.

>>76187953
It's incredibly easy, all you have to do is lay down. The hard part is not making it look like absolute garbage.

Why are there two heem threads ffs
I was in the other one

>>76188091
Other thread was made by scatspammer.

>>76188105
scat spammer posted his picks in both threads tho

What a fight between Gus/Glover.
Clinical striking throughout. Gus didn't lose a single round, so sharp and those uppercuts were slick af.
Nice to see Gus back, shame for Glover because I'm not really sure where he goes from here.


One thing though, the Econoreem thing of running away he was doing early. It worked, but where has this gameplan come from? I hate seeing it because it seems like you're just leaving yourself open to get tagged hard. Econoreem got heemed in Round 1 after doing it, it just seems so bizarre.

>>76188105
Well I'll just repost here

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>>76187978
>>76188032

>*commentator has to start for him*

>would my gf please present herself on stage

>you have my gratitude for providing me with my child

>will you accept my proposal of marriage

>ja

>>76188191
I'm pretty sure a win over Glover holds much more weight than a win over Anderson

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>>76188191
When did he get so cocky?

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>>76188226
hey pussy

are you still there ?

>>76188226
Have you missed everything he's been doing lately. Ever since 210 he said he's "embracing the heel". He's being the bad guy on purpose because he figured people aren't cheering him anyway

Didn't even realize there were fights.

Any spicy heems? Anything memeworthy besides the proposal?

>>76188265
Gus vs Texiera was spicy as fuck even though it was one sided.

good card except for 2-3 fights

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>>76188261
Oh people are gonna cheer for him when he will announce his retirement after Jon gets his belt back

>>76188265
it was one of the worst cards ever, 2/10 at best

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>>76188265
Yes
>>76187526

Also btw spergOP why are you doing this. Teymur's the last one to fall, you curse it all ffs

>>76188265
It was a decent card with a lot of underdogs winning. Main event was also spicy.

8/10

What does he mean by this

https://twitter.com/Anthony_Rumble/status/868920832520851456

>>76188322
That he's bored.

*pokes you in the eye*
*uppercuts you*
*runs away*

heh nothing personnel kind

Why can't Gustaffson beat American fighters?

>>76188322
>Barely retired for a month
>I got the itch boys xD

Please stay retired you goof. That performance against DC was the most cowardly thing I've ever seen in the octagon.

>>76188349
Because two of them are incredible athletes.

Phil davis was a long time ago, dont know how that would go now.

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How does Rose beat Joanna Uglychick?

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just a lil heeminder that Sweden won tonight via not losing

>>76188389
she doesn't

>>76188389
by building a time machine so she can start training years earlier

GUS SHOOTING ON JON

>>76188389
RNC

but she won't

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>>76188390

who is your favorite fighter?

>>76188431
100% true though

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>>76188122
>Not really sure where he goes from here

Volkan Oedzmir

>>76188349
why are all fighters in america niggers?

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>>76188390
You don't give extra points for finishes anymore ? That way Sweden wins
>>76188389
cheeky head and arm throw into RNC ?

>>76188389
By submission

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>>76188418

>>76188431
>Jon does a little of coke for fun on the weekends
>Gus actually went to jail for beating up innocent people

JONES IS SO EVIL XD

Jesus people, just let the guy party.

>>76188457

[Triggered polturding intensifies]

glover's overrated it's time to face the facts

>>76188464
training real martial arts not that meme shit

>>76188389

Do you have that webm of those female fighters smiling and waving for the camera while Rose just stares? Can you please post it?

>>76188471
Glover Teixeira was never my friend

>>76188468
You're comparing what someone did 15 years ago to what someone did 1-2 years ago.

>little of coke for fun
fuck off faggot

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>>76188493

>>76188507

Thanks pham.

>>76188322
>The seven day itch

>>76188322
He has munchies from smoking too much weed.

>>76188322
>shiieeeet selling drugs isn't that profitable

>>76188458
shit, didnt think of that. whats the system
>1 point decision
>2 point submission
>3 point heem

Was glad the see the mauler side of Gus again. I was afraid he didn't have it anymore after he wouldn't stand up in his last fight, but I guess he was just exploiting a guy without ground game, like he once was.

Is he confirmed fighting the winner of DC-Jones? A fight with Jones would probably be close again. DC might be able to ground and pound him like he did in round 1 for the whole fight if he has to. He said afterwards he didn't want people to say he wouldn't stand with Gus but next time he won't have to prove that. Gus should hope Jones wins.

>>76186461
Johnson is a trash.Lost to belfort.

>>76188513
W-Where is this from?

>>76188539
Not when you sell weed over the counter, he should move to coke, he's already in Florida, Jones can hook him up with clients

>>76188464
>>76188507
Her descent into dyke is really tragic

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This fight had better not fall through this time.

>>76188513
see you in three days, cuck

>>76188468
>cause a car accident where you hit a pregnant woman
>leave the scene
>2 years ago

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>>76188573
I would to be honest with ya

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>>76188600
Beating up people is worse than traffic accidents

>>76188548
Not confirmed as far as I know but the timing of this fight says a lot and Cirkunov just got BTFO hard. Who's next in line? Shogun?

>>76188468
Why did he get sentenced for assult? Have you read the decree? Do you know what he did?

Why does DC still run his mouth when Jones beat him in a UD? Because Jones tested positive for cocanium afterwards, he thinks that makes it an illegitimate win?

DC is like that kid on the playground that always changes the rules when he's losing. I hate Jones too but I kinda hope he rips DC's head off.

>>76188638
As the other guy pointed out. One thing happened 15 years ago, the other one is quite recent.

>>76188655
he knows he got beaten fair and square but he's the champ now so why shouldn't he talk shit

>>76188655
Probably because he thinks he will win a rematch (he has gotten better since tbf) and Jones ruined the original rematch date by being an idiot.

>>76188655
>implying coke isnt a performance/confidence enhancer

>>76188694
>he has gotten better

Exactly how has he gotten better?

>>76188712
he's been active and jones hasn't

>>76188740
That's not evidence of getting better. In the time Jones has been out (UFC 197) he laid on top of an old middleweight for 15 minutes and Rumble gave him a free win.

>>76188694
I disagree with DC getting better in that time, he had some surgeries, he's grown older, making weight is harder for him and he took some heavy shots from Rumble and Gus.

He's counting on Jones being USADA'd or getting worse in some other way

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>>76188712
Compare his first AJ fight to his second. First one was a war but aside from the last second takedown he made the rematch look easy

>>76188765
it's evidence that the gap in skill between has likely been narrowed.

jones looked fairly terrible in his one fight since he fought cormier. cormier has 4 wins...not sure what you're missing desu.

>>76188784
come on m8

Crumble was barely even trying in the 2nd fight

>>76188774
I agree DC will retire soon because he's old, doesn't have a lot of MMA fights but his combat sport career is much older. But when he takes apart AJ who just destroyed Bader and Glover (who just gave the #1 LHW contender a war) it makes me wonder if he could keep going for years

>>76188812
>jones looked fairly terrible in his one fight
He won all 5 rounds.

DC has gotten older and nothing he's done suggests he's gotten better, he got taken down by both Rumble and Gus. Jones took him down numerous times.

DC's path to victory is hoping Jones has magically gotten worse cause of ring rust which Dominick Cruz said doesn't exist.

>>76188823
Maybe DC just made it look easy

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>>76188610
>>76188573
>>76188507
>>76188464
Pat really did a number on her

>>76188858
maybe Crumble just wanted one last paycheck to buy some sick growlights

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>>76188390

>Enkamp
>Age: 16

Definitely not.

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Every publication so far that has made predictions is picking Max. Will this be another Frankie/Yair situation?

>>76188858
Crumble stopped listening to his corner and started doing his own things in there knowing it was his last fight thus gifting DC a free win.

>>76188854
he fought OSP.

it's not even that DC has gotten better it's that he has maintained a high level of competition and been successful whereas jones has almost certainly deteriorated.

ring rust clearly exists

>>76188858
Cause Rumble played exactly into his cards against the wishes of his own coaches, in the first fight he wasn't so stupid

>>76188902
wasn't frankie the favourite to win?

>>76188905
OSP who back then was seen as a bright prospect.

>Maintained a high level of competition
>Anderson Silva on 3 days notice
>Crumble

I had DC winning at UFC 197/200 against Jones, but now I don't think so. It'll be closer than the first fight, but Jones wins 3 rounds easily.

https://youtu.be/11YvAqIvBIE

Lilthcucks fight

Fair play to him for being brave enough to step inside the ring but he's still a cuck

>>76188953
i don't really understand your argument here

are you implying that jones has improved more than DC in this time?

The marriage proposal was nice. Much better than him crying his eyes out after Rumble bashed his brains in.

>>76188854
If Jones could stop trying to poke more than a sushi restaurant that'd be great

>>76188984
>https://youtu.be/11YvAqIvBIE
They look so tiny, I would believe if you said that those are 14 year olds

>>76188997
My argument is that Jones was so much better than DC the first time, if he does in fact deteriorate he still beats DC handily.

People were making this argument before TJ fought Cruz saying that since TJ has been more active so therefore he easily wins. Relying on someone having ring rust is a pretty weak pillar to lean on. Especially when that guy is the p4p #1.

>>76188984
i've been away for 3 months give me a rundown

>>76189063
What is your maximum bench press?

>>76189076
355 pause @ 189

>>76189044
yeah but there's evidence of jones' ring rust against OSP and since then he hasn't fought

it would be illogical to think he won't show some signs of rust against DC

also cruz's comeback is essentially unheard of in mma...there's no reason to assume jones will be as good as he was before

>>76189116
ring rust isn't real

>>76189033
lol imagine being this small
he's literally a midget

>>76189129
then why do we see it all the time

Whatever happened to Robin Black?

>>76189116
DC looked horrible against Anderson Silva despite winning all 3 rounds. How come that's never brought up? He hasn't improved since they last fought, all he's done is get older and get even more injuries.

>also cruz's comeback is essentially unheard of in mma...there's no reason to assume jones will be as good as he was before
Yes there is. Jones is better than Cruz.

>>76189163
It's something people just invented it literally doesn't exist. Jones is the better fighter by a mile and DC is going to lose. lmao

>>76187967

You don't even have a girlfriend you fucking autist.

>>76189208
Grow up.

>>76189164

Made redundant by the Fight Network.

Imagine being such a hack at your 'job' that you're one of the first names on the chopping block once shit goes south.

What are your thoughts on there being 2 /heem/ threads right now?

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Sweden haters where you at now? Fucking faggots.

>>76189187
it makes no sense to think all fighters can comeback from lengthy injury / layoff without a drop in confidence

>>76189172
yeah all he did was win four fights against top contenders (bar anderson) and all jones has done is coast to decision against OSP over a year ago.

you're making an assumption that jones will be as good as he was before with no evidence and even evidence on the contrary (his performance against OSP)

i don't really understand your logic

there's only 1 thread if you aren't autistic

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>>76189172
this, if a 205lb Silva gave him trouble then Jones Will definitely give give him trouble and probably beat him

>>76189280
>jon will lack confidence
lol

I just watched Hunt/Silva 1.

Can someone explain how a majority draw works. Feel free to call me names, I don't mind.

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>thanks for having a kid ehm a ehm baby i love u and do u wanna marry me

>>76189304
read it again genius

>>76189282
195* Silva
even worse

>>76189314
2 of 3 judges declare it a draw while the other judge gave a split decision or decision

>>76189351
I get it, I should have been more specific

Why not just have the two draws cancel each other out, and award it to the 3rd decision?

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>>76189342
Shit, he looked a lot smaller than DC in that fight but I didn't even realize he only weighed 195

>>76189336
i didn't read it the first time you blithering idiot
fuck off you armchair sports psychologist zero
go park my car

>>76189398
you okay bb?

Where can I order some good fight shorts in the UK?

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Testing

>>76188694
>he has gotten better since tbf
>tbf

Hi little reddit bitch!

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Testing again

>literally no one talking about the card
lol

Brendan threw away his career he could be a top 10 LHW in the UFC right now.

>>76189952
There wasn't any shitstorm like illegal knees, controversial decisions, somebody's boy getting rekt or any memorable octagon interviews.
This card will be soon forgotten maybe besides Gus' cringy proposal

>>76190010
>Gus' cringy proposal
it went much better than the last time he headlined in sweden

>>76190039
Rumble would had heemed both of them inside a round, even on the same night lol

>>76190083
but now he's too busy turning more people in my state into drug addicts
or is he not dealing drugs in florida?

>>76190010
>somebody's boy getting rekt
Not true

Where the fuck is everyone?

>>76188904
He panicd wrestled after getting tagged by cormier in an exchange. I thought it was pretry obvious

>>76189282
>trouble
Silva landed one body kick that did any real damage in the last few seconds of round number 3, gtfo

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Do you even think DC will make weight this time?

>>76186384
thank you

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UFC 212 Countdown: Full Episode

https://youtu.be/5_wHmcwT_cY

Its like 45 minutes

>>76190218
Early card. It's nap time. Also, big holiday weekend

Watching Derrick Lewis Vs Travis browne, just click next video below screen for part 2/2
>https://www.mma-core.com/videos/Derrick_Lewis_vs_Travis_Browne_Full_Fight_UFC_Fight_Night_105_Part_2/10164230

>>76190647
Well at least all the drug users are asleep.

>>76189172
Cruz came back from every layoff looking spectacular
Jones had one layoff and he looked like actual shit against an overhyped bum in OSP
See the difference?

>>76190787
>50-44
>looked like shit
kill yourself

Gus utterly btfo of jon no boner jones

>>76190809
DC won 30-27 against Anderson, I guess that means he didn't look like shit. GSP won 50-45 against Jake Shields, I guess that means he didn't look like shit.

Fuck off.

>>76190787
>overhyped bum
>top 10 in the world
lol go suck a dick

>>76190865
The LHW division is embarrassing and literal 40 year olds are still in the Top 10, congrats. OSP is a tin can with zero wins against actual high level opposition.

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>>76187090
>Max Holloway
>Karolina Kowalkiewicz
>Vitor Belfort
>Oluwale Bamgbose
>Yancy Medeiros

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>>76188984
Pretty based he got in the Octagon desu

Lithcuck is cool even if he's a complete attention whore. We should support him some more. Not easy to get in a cage and fight, good lad

>>76190832
Link?

>jon gets no credit for winning every round against a guy relatively his size, athletic, young
so much hate

>>76186612

There are spergs updating as the fights are going on. One of the prelims I looked up the fighter the second the fight was done and the wiki already had the loss up.

>>76188390
>won tonight via not losing
Is this the key to beating Trudeau in the ring?

>>76190110

No he's only dealing drugs in Canada. Or at least planning to. The guy is dumb as fuck, unless he's been giving the Liberals millions for years he's never going to compete with the cronies they're passing out the licenses to.

>>76191046

Here senpai.

If you don't want to watch the rest of it (Sobotta's interview was pretty good) Gus comes on at 31:00.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZiIAfAW9Ac

>>76191208
Ta lad

>>76191161
Yup. He got scammed. He got a too good to be true offer. Instead he could be getting 70k to KO scrubs in the LHW division.

>>76191189
meant to reply to this post lol

>>76191275

Smarter men than him have fallen for the cashing in on legalization meme. They don't realize that the Liberals are corrupt as fuck, and unless you planted the seed years ago (like Bill Blair and George Smitherman), you're not going to be making bank on it. This market is rigged to hell and back. It's going to be a quasi-monopoly, just like alcohol is.

this thread is deader than ryan jimmo, kimbo slice, and josh samman combined

>>76191327
How do you reckon Rumble even got involved in some garbage like this? His manager taking advantage of his name recognition?

>>76191403

Someone sold him a bill of goods. Whoever it is ought to be ashamed, taking advantage of a hardworking fighter and taking him away from the division before his time.

>>76191402
I'm sure a handful of people are still in the other thread with 170 posts thinknig the same thing.

>>76191403
he was probably high af
they just legalized it in this state too, "medicinal" anyway maybe that got him thinking, not sure why he's involved with canada

>>76191431
Yeah you can also probably attribute this to poor performance against DC. He had retirement in mind all camp. Busy taking meetings with greaseballs wasting his time. It's tragic.

>>76191496

He was beyond half-assing that fight. It almost looked like he was trying to throw it.

>be a knockout artist
>decide to willingly grapple with DC

He just wanted to get out clean. That's the saddest part. Even if he comes back his mental chin is always going to be suspect.

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Bless

if joe is such good friends with goldy why hasn't mike ever been on the podcast?

really makes you think

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>>76191571
Yup that was one of the strangest performances in a title fight I've ever seen. Definitely just trying to give up his neck all fight.

Look at the LHW rankings right now. Look at all the walk off KO performance of the night bonuses.

I understand he's probably worried about brain damage, but LHW is so shit. He would be able to secure a great future for his children with just 3 fights against guys like Shogun or Cirkunov.

>>76191580
happy memeorial day

>>76186368
>that arab looking guy in the background cheering for sweden

that's nice to see, all races together in peace ^^

>>76188265
imanari roll into knee'd in the face, courtesy of Marcin Held

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>>76191402
everyone is on /b/
no i didn't make this thread

>>76191658
I wonder who is to blame for the sorry state of the LHW-division. It used to be the glamour division but it slowly degraded into the shit that we see today.

I wonder if the division would be in a better state if Jones wouldn´t be a complete retard.

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>>76186384
why didn't you post any of the winners?

>>76191803
no one won on those fake ones you just posted either

STUD RADIO IS LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRvV9Dndqyc

glad Gus got the win, but kinda sad to see him employ this running tactic.

is mma gonna go the way of basketball with a bunch of rule exploits?

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>>76191803
the last one did but the anti-anime jewish illuminati decided to not include it

>>76191895
anime website

Both threads ded af.

>>76191856
How is it an exploit?

>>76191110
>short notice fighter who broke his arm in the second round
People say jones looked like shit cause he couldnt put down someone with one arm who gassed hard

>>76191856
You go stand in front of Glover and bang with him then lol

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>>76191803
no one won

>>76192124
Not really an exploit but he would have been carded with pride rules

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Does he get a tittle shot?

>>76192190
Depends if GSP lets him.

>>76191698
this, but unironically

>>76192188
Well thank god its not pride then

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>>76192180
I already told him this. You're so damn slow.

>>76192196
That's rude.
You need to understand. Fighting is like stock market. I always say it go up it go down you need to see

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>>76192210

>>76192180
Literally jewish conspiracy

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Rate this event:

Holly Holm vs. Bethe Correia
Andrei Arlovski vs. Marcin Tybura
Dong Hyun Kim vs. Colby Covington
Tarec Saffiedine vs. Rafael dos Anjos
Takanori Gomi vs. Jon Tuck
Cyril Asker vs. Walt Harris
Justin Scoggins vs. Ulka Sasaki
Li Jingliang vs. Jonathan Meunier
Kwan Ho Kwak vs. Russell Doane
Naoki Inoue vs. Carls John de Tomas

>>76192242
That'd be a great event if the event was releasing everyone on that list because they're washed up

>>76192242
Sheesh/10

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post fighters who have no chance of winning their next fight

Oezdemir/Manuwa

That's a good fight to make. The only reason Jimi was even in title consideration was because there's no one else that's fresh, no way he deserves it yet

>>76192323
california's own jimi manure needs another fight!

Janitor please merge the 2 threads so I can make a new /heem/ edition soon

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post yur walkout song here is mine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv6tuzHUuuk

You guys are listing to my boy Fili's new podcast live right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRvV9Dndqyc

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>>76187090
Jose Meus Lados
Gadelha
Vitor
Little Rubber
Medeiros

>>76192242
Holm gets a Headkick HEEM easy
Who cares
Eh
eh
Tuck gets an easy fight
Blacked
who caresx4

4/10 desu

>>76192449
No this was already posted and rejected.

>>76191856
Miocic was able to pin Reem against the cage and bang away by chasing him down when he ran. A lot of this type of stuff can also be countered by cutting the cage off which very few fighters know to do. Give it time and the meta will evolve, most "rule exploits" and gimmick strategies end up disappearing after somebody implements an effective counter-strategy.

>>76192300
To be fair nobody's beating Gadelha over 3